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00:00I don't know.
00:30I'm in my way, I'm in my way, I'm in my way.
00:32In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
00:40In the jungle, the...
00:42Whoever it is we're waiting for, it better be bloody worth it.
00:46There's a ton of paparazzi in the car park.
00:52Mr. Farron! Mr. Farron!
00:57Sorry, Daisy, but my mother had a bit of a turn. It was a quite long night.
01:02I think Titania's all right, then.
01:07I think perhaps Lorde's gone too far this time.
01:14Who are you playing?
01:15Hermia.
01:16I thought you'd be playing the pretty one.
01:18Oh!
01:30Nice touch for the photographers.
01:33Isn't it just?
01:49Another nail in the Ventura coffee.
02:08Jesus fucking Christ.
02:12Your mother's changed sides.
02:15I'm in my way, I'm in my way, I'm in my way.
02:24Oh!
02:28Oh!
03:13Hello, my rose.
03:15What the hell are you doing?
03:17The board was exceptional.
03:18Well, I told you she would be.
03:20An entirely authentic performer.
03:22It's as if she's lived it all before.
03:24Thank you for telling me to hire her.
03:27I'd be lost without you, darling.
03:42What are you doing?
03:44Getting into bed.
03:45Sorry, Declan, I'm back for work, not for you.
03:48You're telling me I'm not welcome in my own bed?
03:51Anything else you want to take while you're at it?
03:53I'm not taking anything that wasn't already mine.
03:55It's my house, too, remember?
03:57I decorated it.
03:59Yeah, I know.
04:01I'm still paying the bills.
04:05Close the door!
04:14Good morning, Susie.
04:16Hi.
04:17Good morning, Mrs. Barriger.
04:19Here you go.
04:21Can you please not broadcast the fact that I've forgotten my scripts?
04:24Okay, well, I have to get back.
04:26I'm waiting for the call from Carol.
04:28Mm-hmm.
04:29I'll call back the publishers.
04:32The bidding war on my book.
04:33Where's the pen?
04:34What pen?
04:35My parker.
04:36So I can make notes.
04:37What?
04:37This is a rehearsal, Lizzie.
04:38I have to make notes about my character.
04:40You say you're a writer.
04:41Can you please write things down if you can't remember them?
04:43I don't know why Tony even asked you to do me some nice dream.
04:46You're not an act.
04:46Tony asked me to do this because I am the face of Carina.
04:49I mean, Lizzie, for once, could you please at least try and be supportive of my career?
04:56Thank God I feel sorry for being married to that.
05:06Me thinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that.
05:09And yet to say the truth.
05:11Ah, we're rehearsing.
05:12Sorry, I forgot my notes.
05:15Me thinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that.
05:18And yet to say the truth.
05:19Well, darling, costume is saying nipples or...
05:23No nipples.
05:24Nipples.
05:26Mm-hmm.
05:26Charles says nipples.
05:28It's like fucking Piccadilly Circus in here.
05:29I know.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:30Please continue.
05:31Well, I've lost it now.
05:33I'll try and find him.
05:36I'm the most beautiful creature you ever saw.
05:40There he is.
05:41Me thinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that.
05:44And yet to say the truth, reason and love keep...
05:47Sorry, Charles, but Andrew needs the mattress.
05:50For fuck's sake.
05:51Please.
05:55Brilliant.
05:57Absolutely brilliant.
05:58Sorry.
05:59Um, sorry.
06:01Sorry, Charles, sorry.
06:02Actually, Charles, what do you think about going a bit further with this scene, sexually speaking?
06:08Yes.
06:08I think less is more, don't you, Charles?
06:11I think we imply...
06:14Not do.
06:15Okay, well, I'll leave this in your capable hands, Charles.
06:18But, um, just say the word.
06:20And I will happily oblige.
06:23Dittery!
06:29Excellent work, everyone.
06:34Charles, you'll make sure I don't look foolish up there, won't you?
06:38Darling, you've never looked foolish a day in your life.
06:41I'm serious, Charles.
06:43I'm not as...
06:44I'm not as young as I once was.
06:47My darling, your beauty is like a Shakespearean sonnet.
06:52Perfectly composed and eternal.
06:58But the big problem is, does anyone really give a fuck about poetry?
07:03It's not just about poetry, is it?
07:05It's about power and fate, patriotism and love.
07:09And sex.
07:10But we wouldn't actually get to see any sex.
07:12No, but it'll be described by the sexiest man in England.
07:16You know, Maud Gawne and Yates had an unbridled passion unlike anything we've ever seen before on television.
07:22Describing all its lurid details.
07:24Every kiss, every fuck, every tortured moment of unrequited love.
07:33Great.
07:34Well, as long as you keep the tash and you don't skimp on the sex,
07:38you've got yourselves a Channel 4 commission.
07:40How soon can you deliver?
07:42Hello, Clara.
07:44What are these reprobates trying to sell you?
07:46Not trying to fob you off at the Beeb's sloppy seconds, are they?
07:49I doubt the Beeb could have handled what these two are selling.
07:51If you need a reference for Cameron, be sure to let her know.
07:55I'm terribly sorry, Tony, but we're all booked up.
07:57Oh, no, we aren't staying.
07:59No, I'm just picking up Clara.
08:00We're going to the White Elephant.
08:02Have you booked your seats to see your lovely wife in the show yet?
08:07Not yet.
08:08Oh, hurry up about it.
08:09You're going like hotcakes.
08:11She's a great talent.
08:13I'm surprised you didn't notice her when she was under your nose this whole time.
08:17Or was she generally on top?
08:22Declan?
08:25Nice to see you, Clara.
08:27We'll send over a budget next week.
08:29How is the boyfriend?
08:31Is it fun being shacked up with a man who has fucked everyone?
08:35As I say, practice makes perfect.
08:38Great don't business with you, Clara.
08:44You were a silly boy letting those two slip through your fingers.
08:47Oh, I didn't let them go.
08:49I pushed them out.
08:51Shall we?
08:54That was a deliberate ploy to sabotage us.
08:57Didn't work, though, did it?
08:58We got the fucking commission.
09:01We did, didn't we?
09:03Turns out we're a pretty good team.
09:05Oh, the fucking A-team.
09:07So, Tony Shakespeare, we should go.
09:09We need to go.
09:10What?
09:10No, no, no, no, where?
09:11Well, you might.
09:12No.
09:13We show Tony that we don't give a shit about his petty tactics.
09:16We're bigger than that.
09:22Gertrude.
09:23Gertrude.
09:25Gertrude.
09:26Gertrude.
09:32Gertrude, come.
09:37Er...
09:38Is this a good crop this year?
09:41Yeah, tons of it.
09:42Just need to get it all in before it rains.
09:47Hi.
09:50Er, mummy's back.
09:52Tony's hired her for a midsummer night's dream.
09:55Oh, Christ, after all of my mess.
09:57I can't imagine Declan's very happy about that.
10:00No, no, he's not.
10:02He's horribly worried about Venturer already.
10:05Yeah, well, I should probably, er...
10:07Probably crack on.
10:11Gertrude.
10:11Go on.
10:12Gertrude, come.
10:13Go on.
10:14Come.
10:18Oh, Gertrude, just...
10:21I know.
10:23We're not doing that anymore.
10:29I can't believe how well everything is going.
10:32This Shakespeare's gonna be such a hit.
10:35I feel like we should celebrate.
10:37Well done, you.
10:38Oh, well done.
10:39I'm not again.
10:45I don't know.
10:47I'm not.
11:00I don't know.
11:04No, I don't know.
11:11Oh, my God. That was Archie.
11:13He says he's going to pull his sticky and wants me to come over while his parents are at the
11:17play.
11:19It's Mummy's big day.
11:20Oh, I know.
11:22But I really like him, Dougie.
11:25Do you think she'd mind?
11:29I'll cheer loudly enough for the both of us.
11:31No, Mum!
11:42Oh, well.
11:45To adore the pleasure.
11:47Um, funny thing, really.
11:49I was, um...
11:51I bumped into the Chief Whip
11:54who suggested that perhaps I should run for your seat in the by-election.
11:59Congratulations.
12:01That's...
12:03That's wonderful.
12:04You're off?
12:05Yeah, I'm going to head to the Priory first.
12:07I think you should come.
12:07I think it'd be good.
12:08Show Tony how little effect he's had on you.
12:11I would rather be eaten alive by red ants
12:13than go to a Shakespeare put on by Tony.
12:16We'd be together.
12:17Sorry.
12:18No can do, I'm afraid.
12:19I hope it's a categorical disaster.
12:22Enjoy.
12:30She leant against the gate, her thighs pricked red from the nettles.
12:35Angus stepped towards her, his handful of dock leaves.
12:39He dragged them slowly up her leg and under her skirt,
12:42the wet sap of the leaf joining Cecily's ecstasy.
12:46Right, Fred, Fred, we're off.
12:48I want to get there nice and early so we can get a good seat.
12:51Good idea, Mousie.
12:52You have a lovely time.
12:53I don't understand what I have to go if Daddy doesn't have to.
12:56Because Daddy doesn't want to give Tony badding them the satisfaction.
12:59Daddy is old enough to make his own bad decisions.
13:02Right, come on out.
13:02Bye, Dad.
13:03Bye, son.
13:04I don't want anyone thinking that we're not cultured.
13:06And remember, Fred, Fred, do not take off your trunks.
13:10I'm not having whatever swims in and out the end of your thingy floating up to the top.
13:13I'm too old for another baby.
13:15I don't think it works that way, my love.
13:17I don't care.
13:18Just don't do it.
13:20Right, out.
13:23Come on.
13:49Do you think he's expecting us, Tina?
13:52Do it.
13:52Well, I think you should only do it with someone who really loves you.
13:56And who you love.
13:58And I wish I'd waited for someone special.
14:01I should probably give him a blowjob, though, shouldn't I?
14:02Oh, God.
14:04How do you give a blowjob?
14:05I thought you'd done everything.
14:06No, I've hardly done anything.
14:10Talia said that Toby's come tasted of salty orange juice.
14:17What if he thinks I'm shame?
14:18He doesn't think you're shame.
14:19What if he gets to know me and then realises I'm shame?
14:22You're not shit.
14:23You're amazing.
14:24Just, you know, be you.
14:26You're the best.
14:28Bye.
14:28Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:54Oh.
15:16what the hell are you doing here why aren't you with your mother mommy doesn't want me to see
15:24you please can i come and live with you daddy please what time did you set off before breakfast
15:31you must be famished i swapped one of my rosettes for a pack of tamsin's opal fruits
15:36aha breakfast of champions oh come on then help you get let's get you home this way
15:45really want to do you want to
16:01i'm so sorry archie i'm not sure i'm ready oh i'm so sorry hey don't be silly
16:05it's fine i'm in no rush i love just hanging out with you
16:12i've got barbarian the ultimate warrior if you want to play that
16:18what are you after come to get my suit for the performance
16:23i didn't think you were coming if tony wants to put on a show for me i am more than
16:28happy to watch
16:29ah you think you only hired me to piss you off your words not mine god can you not see
16:36how
16:37petty your being can you not see how naive your being came to see you in a play did he
16:44of all the actresses in the world it was you who had to be his titania
16:48he didn't know i was going to be playing nora he was blown away he offered you a slice of
16:53fame and
16:54you grabbed at it with both hands like a hungry child
16:57he doesn't give two shits about whether you're good or not it works for him either way
17:01maude o'hara wife of rival declan o'hara in corinium smash hit declan o'hara's wife bombs in corinium
17:09production i'm exposed regardless he's destroyed rupert now he's coming after me
17:14you think tony expects me to fail i don't think he cares
17:20great well let's hope i prove both of you wrong
17:25now if you wouldn't mind fucking off i would like to get ready in peace
17:30yeah
17:49ah
17:52i remember that dress
17:54i was at a garden party with melise when the housekeeper called where is she
18:02um she's still asleep is it okay if we leave a bit longer she was horribly tired poor thing
18:06uh i suppose the place looks good i see cameron has been allowed a vase
18:13must have been quite the uphill battle
18:15well she's very persuasive better than i was
18:18well i wouldn't say that
18:20after all my drawing room is
18:23pink
18:26you know tabith has been bullied
18:28no
18:30she didn't mention it
18:31she had a fist fight at pony club
18:34defending your honor
18:38that's my girl
18:39when are you gonna learn that your actions have consequences
18:42i didn't know i was being taped it wasn't my fault
18:46but you did sleep with all those women
18:48i didn't know i was expected to live like a monk
18:51you do remember we're not married anymore
18:52no one expects you to be celibate
18:54i just think acting like an okay guy
18:56would have been enough
18:57i don't have to answer to your strict moral codes anymore ellen
19:00but i still have to answer to yours
19:04do you know what the moms at school think of me now
19:08i am the slut
19:09that had a foursome with rupert campbell black and his friends
19:14your behavior bleeds over the rest of us
19:17your life contaminates ours
19:24i have spoken with a lawyer
19:29i am seeking 100% custody
19:32please please don't
19:34don't do this i i'll die without them
19:38you see them once a month at best you'll be fine
19:41well i won't let you take them
19:42well you won't have any choice
19:44i doubt you'll have much credibility in court with your recent track record
19:50i am so sorry that your parents never looked after you
19:54but i won't leave my children to the same fate
19:58if you can't protect them i will
20:03now i would appreciate it if you went and got tabitha
20:29i saved the store before you
20:35thank you sweetheart
20:59charles mord's in makeup but she doesn't seem quite right
21:04i'm afraid i've tried to talk to her but she's having a total
21:06daisy okay i will handle it thank you for letting me know
21:12she looks okay to you doesn't she
21:14if by okay you mean deranged as if she could snap at any moment
21:18jesus just stop jabbing at me
21:22someone's nervous
21:24that's good
21:25no
21:27i shouldn't have come in
21:29i have to go home
21:30what i can't be here
21:31what are you talking about
21:32you can't leave you're the lead
21:34i know why tony hired me
21:36and i will not be used
21:37no you're amazing
21:39you're wonderful
21:40don't move
21:41i'll be right back
21:44daisy
21:45yes charles
21:46doesn't that sort of look like the sea
21:47oh yeah it sort of does
21:49please
21:49fetch mrs o'hara a whiskey
21:51and find lord battingham now
21:53okay thank you
21:56give me five minutes
21:57five minutes
21:59deep breaths
22:00maude
22:01in
22:03and out
22:04you two did
22:0815 minutes until curtain call
22:10wonderful to see you monica
22:11yes
22:11hello monica
22:12thank you so much for coming
22:14i wouldn't miss it for the world
22:15oh such a joy to combine culture and community
22:19i uh couldn't agree more
22:21reverend penny
22:22cranium really has gone above and beyond
22:29great to see you lady gosley
22:30well
22:31you too
22:33surprising
22:33you've come out en masse it seems
22:36no freddy with you tonight
22:38no
22:38he's not as much into the bard as i am
22:40he's absolutely cuckoo about the new swimming pool
22:44honestly i can't tear him away
22:48makes my skin itch just being in the carinian building
22:51take the higher ground
22:52exactly
22:53exactly can we swap
22:55i've already had two pints and i'm gonna need a piss
22:57oh yeah
23:03apparently the four men that mo have their shirts off
23:05i fucking love shakespeare
23:07deglin's in the audience
23:09he looks extremely uncomfortable
23:12very good
23:12you're battingham
23:13you're battingham
23:14mrs o'har is refusing to go on
23:22okay
23:22okay everyone out
23:23oh um emmy hasn't been finished yet
23:25out
23:25yeah
23:26we'll just go
23:27okay
23:34i know why you hired me
23:37and i won't do it
23:38i won't be made a laughing stock
23:39all right let's sit down
23:41no
23:42come on
23:44or have a talk
23:51the problem is
23:52she's just not a professional
23:53we're all here to do a job
23:56and uh
23:56as we actors always say
23:58the show must go on
24:02isn't that right
24:05i can't do it
24:06i can't remember my lines
24:08i don't know what i'm doing
24:10you're doing what you were born to do
24:12you could do this in your sleep
24:13deglin says
24:14you don't care if i'm any good or not
24:15because either way
24:16it reflects badly
24:17on him
24:18oh christ
24:19what a terrible thing to say to one's wife
24:21there is no chance in hell
24:23you'll be bad
24:24you're an entirely
24:25authentic performer
24:27maude
24:28it's as if you've lived it all before
24:30so
24:31this isn't a ploy
24:32to get a deglin
24:33why
24:34i'll admit that
24:35watching your husband squirm
24:37is the cherry on top
24:38but i'm a businessman
24:39i don't make
24:40bad decisions
24:42i hired you
24:43because you are
24:44bloody good at what you do
24:46you were the best person for the job
24:48it's just
24:48it's just flattering me
24:50you're just
24:50pandering to my ego
24:52no i'm not
24:53i have no interest
24:54in producing
24:55anything that isn't
24:56exceptional
24:58i don't fail
25:00like if this is a disaster
25:02it's not gonna be a disaster
25:03it's gonna be brilliant
25:05if you don't trust yourself
25:06trust me
25:08i am so confident
25:09in your performance
25:10i want you to come in
25:12and audition for me
25:13for the lead
25:14in the next series
25:15of four men went to moan
25:17she's the lady of the manor
25:18a rich
25:20posh english bitch on heat
25:22you'll have all four men's
25:22hearts and cocks
25:24in the palm of her hand
25:28if that doesn't prove
25:28how confident i am in you
25:30i don't know what does
25:37the ox has therefore
25:39stretched his yoke in vain
25:41the plowman lost his sweat
25:43and the green corn
25:45hath rotted
25:46ere his youth attained a beard
25:48the fold
25:50stands empty
25:52in the drowned field
25:54and crows are fatted
25:56with the murren flock
25:57the nine men's morris
26:00is filled up with mud
26:03utterly authentic
26:07isn't she judged
26:11camera one push in
26:16therefore the moon
26:18the governance of floods
26:20pale in her anger
26:22washes all the air
26:24that rheumatic diseases
26:25do abound
26:26what's this play about
26:28it's about the fragility
26:30of being in love
26:30how easy it can happen
26:31with the wrong person
26:32but how that same
26:33haphazardness
26:34makes the triumph
26:35of true love
26:36all the sweeter
26:36and thy fair virtue's
26:39force
26:41perforce
26:41doth move me
26:43on the first view
26:44to say
26:45to swear
26:48i love thee
26:53for the
26:55and i love you
27:42Ladies and gentlemen, you will now have a short intermission by a selection of a fresh...
27:58That's gorgeous.
28:03James, your bottom was marvellous.
28:06Would you like a club?
28:08Give this to her for me, will you?
28:12What are you doing here?
28:14What are you doing here?
28:15What are you doing here?
28:15Hmm.
28:38What are you doing here?
28:42I'm so sorry, I know I shouldn't have.
28:48Oh, you're reading my book?
28:51I am.
28:52Went to WH Smith's, there you were.
28:55There was a pitting war on my new novel.
28:57What, the chapters I read about Letty and Ferdy?
28:59Yes.
29:00They liked it so much they've given me a two book deal.
29:03Carol, my agent, it's over the moon.
29:06You know, I've made more money today than I've earned in my entire life.
29:09Just wanted to tell you first.
29:11That's bloody brilliant.
29:16You're bloody brilliant.
29:17Oh, I am.
29:32If I can be a spy gentleman, I haven't done a few years before it happened.
29:34But a great amount of money's done.
29:36It's early, gather-age, man.
29:36If you know that I've seen something, just making,
29:36You know, I get a good guess right now,
29:46I'm about to remember before the月,
29:47I felt very sick and nice.
29:47Like a warrior that fights and wins the battle
29:52I know the taste of victory
29:56Though I went through some nights
29:58Consumed my shadows
30:01I was crippled emotionally
30:07Somehow I made it to the heartache
30:10Yes, I did
30:12I escaped
30:16I found my way out of darkness
30:19I kept my faith
30:20I knew the taste
30:22I kept my faith
30:23When the river was deep
30:25I didn't fall down
30:28When the mountain was high
30:29I'd still be in need
30:32When the valley was low
30:34It didn't stop me
30:36Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats
30:39The performance is about to resume
30:42Check
30:47Probably got lost, poor lamb
30:52The public must have
30:53And cue curtain
31:00Okay, cue music
31:04I wonder if...
31:06I can't find James
31:07I've looked everywhere
31:08He's not in Studio 2
31:09He said he'd be there
31:11Jesus Christ, we can't carry on without Bottom
31:13What the hell are we going to do?
31:16Here comes my messenger
31:18How now, man?
31:19What night would you tell me about this haunted grave?
31:25Charles
31:32Where'd you see stuff?
31:35Maybe she's doing a poo
31:36But my feet didn't stop me
31:39Oh my God
31:42Oh my God
31:51I was worried you might drown
31:53What a wonderful way to die
31:59Dad!
32:03Dad!
32:05You alright, my angel?
32:07What are you doing on?
32:09Mummy hates me
32:10Of course she don't hate you
32:11She loves you
32:12How did you get home?
32:13I walked
32:14Cut straight across Frogsmore Field
32:16What, all that way?
32:17Well, you should have called me
32:19I would have picked you up
32:20I did
32:21It just rang and rang
32:23Mum thinks I look awful
32:24She says I'm an embarrassment
32:26You're beautiful, baby
32:27You know that mummy says silly things
32:30Sometimes she adores you
32:31She'd kill for you
32:32You know that
32:32Well, if she is right
32:33There was a boy I liked at the stables
32:35But he said I was weird
32:38Well, then he's not for you
32:41Not everyone fancies everyone
32:44Love can be cruel like that
32:48It's about chemistry
32:49And lucky timing
32:52I wish someone loved me
32:53The way you love Mum
32:58It will, baby
33:01It will
33:02I won't tell Mum
33:03About your skin needed, then
33:05It'll be our little secret, yeah?
33:09Let's go and get some ice cream
33:10Come on
33:32Unkiss thy ears
33:35Monsieur Cobweb
33:37Good monsieur
33:38Get you your weapons in your hand
33:42And kill me
33:42A red hit
33:43I don't think so
33:44You think it's James Verrick
33:46Playing bottom?
33:47No, that's definitely Charles
33:49Do not fret yourself too much
33:52In the action, monsieur
33:53And good monsieur
33:54Have a care the honey bag
33:57What the fuck is going on?
33:59I think he's rather good
34:08Bravo, bravo
34:21Oh, yeah, done, done
34:23Thank you
34:37Your mum was ace
34:39Oh, she was, wasn't she?
34:40So why'd you look like someone just at your last roll-up?
34:43I thought the play was a little depressing
34:44I was a depressant
34:45It's all about true love
34:48And a love potion that can make you forget everything
34:51And fall in love with the wrong person
34:55Girl, you need a tequila and a cock in you right now
34:57Come on, we're going into town
34:58I should probably wait for my mate
35:00Fuck off
35:01Life's short
35:02We're never going to be this hot again
35:05Come on
35:07Woo!
35:09Well done
35:10Well done, darling
35:11Well done
35:12You were incredible
35:13Don't be silly
35:14It was a tour de force
35:17Right
35:17Well done, Charles
35:19Thanks, darling
35:20You're a much better bottom than James
35:26Don't cry, it went so well
35:32Mummy died this morning
35:35What?
35:36I got a call from the nursing home to say that she died just before dawn
35:39Didn't think Tony would be too impressed if I didn't come in
35:42A lot resting on today, you know
35:46I'm so sorry
35:49An orphan boy at 40
36:02Are you decent?
36:06Are you decent?
36:08Gerald, did you tell him our news?
36:11No, what news?
36:12We set a date for the wedding
36:14March the 5th
36:19Oh
36:24Charles' mother died this morning
36:27Oh, Charles, I am sorry
36:29Poor her
36:31Poor you
36:33Enbit really is frightful
36:36Come on, Gerry
36:37Let's let him dry his eyes
36:38One doesn't want to appear tear-stained in public
36:40We'll see you upstairs at the party
36:43Stiff drinks all round
36:44Doctor's orders
37:09Why, why, you are a lucky sod, Declan
37:12Maudie was superb
37:13A fine filly indeed
37:14Rarely was a masterpiece
37:16Who the hell let Declan and his reprobates up here?
37:19Mother Goose, apparently
37:22Oh, you really bought the bard alive tonight, Tony
37:25The Scottish plane is my favourite, but this is proving a close second
37:30Yes, wasn't it good
37:31Well, I'm sorry my Fred Red couldn't be here
37:34He's absolutely gaga about the new swimming pool
37:37Everything smells of chlorine
37:39You'll excuse me
37:41Lady Gosling
37:43Congratulations, Tony
37:44Yes, yes, it was honestly the kind of thing I would have expected to see at Stratford-upon-Haven
37:49Well, of course, it's exactly what we at the Ministry of Culture are looking to promote
37:53I saw the announcement of your new position, Mr. Stratton
37:56Lovely news, isn't it? We're so proud to be back in government, aren't we, darling?
37:59Indeed
37:59Mrs. Thatcher's been so clever to recognise Paul's talents
38:03Oh, quite
38:03Don't you think it makes sense to invite Paul to join the board at Carineum?
38:08Ah
38:09You're quite right
38:12Would you like to join Paul?
38:15Well, 1987 is turning into quite the banner year
38:19Used to hopefully topping it off with a, er, boy in December
38:24Yes, I must just say hello to Lizzie, excuse me
38:32But what happened to James?
38:34Oh, well, he wasn't that bad
38:36No, James didn't come on in the second half
38:39Nobody knows what happened to him
38:40Charles filled in
38:42Oh
38:44Perhaps you ought to go and look for him
38:46And you might think about doweling off your hair first
38:50Or smell a little of chlorine
38:55Between you and me, I thought your titania at school was far more exciting
39:00That was a long time ago
39:02I remember
39:13Um, Daisy, isn't it?
39:16Ah
39:18Lovely to see you looking so well
39:25Oh
39:25Oh
39:26Sorry
39:26You okay?
39:27Yep
39:28You don't look okay
39:30It's just been a very long day
39:34James
39:36James, darling
39:37It's me
39:40Oh, God
39:41James
39:43Oh, James
39:44James
39:45What happened?
39:47Oh
39:47Oh
39:48James
39:50James
39:51Oh
39:52Oh
39:53Oh
39:53I think I knocked myself out
39:54Oh, darling
39:55Oh
39:57Did they have to cancel the play?
39:59No, darling
39:59So sorry
40:01What?
40:01Oh
40:03What?
40:04They did it without me?
40:04Yes
40:05So sorry
40:06Don't be silly, it's not a fault
40:08You saved me like you always do
40:11Because you're a saint
40:12I don't deserve you
40:21All right, Kev?
40:22All right
40:23Two shots on a snake bike
40:25What do you want?
40:27Er, yeah, a shot, two, please
40:29Tequila
40:29Best love potion known to me
40:31How was the show, then?
40:32Bunch of posh wankers prancing about
40:34Pretty decent rendition, to be honest
40:36Don't be jealous, Kev
40:37One day your prince will come
40:44One for each of us
40:47What?
40:48What are you doing?
40:49Sticking the music up
41:07I want you
41:08I want you
41:08Walk like an Egyptian
41:21The blonde waitresses take their trays
41:24They spin around and they cross the floor
41:26They've got the moves, oh, hey, oh
41:28You drop your drink, then they bring you more
41:31All the school kids so sick of books
41:33They're like the punk and the middle band
41:35When the buzzer rings, oh, hey, oh
41:38They're walking like an Egyptian
41:40All the kids in the marketplace say
41:42Wee, oh, hey, oh, wee, oh
41:46Wee, oh, wee, oh, oh
41:49I want you like an Egyptian
42:04You were incredible
42:06Oh, you thought so, did you?
42:08Well, how kind?
42:09How kind to drink?
42:10You know, it was just like watching with the old days
42:13I want you to come to Ireland with me
42:16Imagine if you, me, and yet
42:18It'll be our homecoming
42:19You want me to go with you?
42:21To do what?
42:23To be by my side
42:24Oh, to be by your side
42:26Because I thought we were done supporting each other, Declan
42:29I mean, didn't you just come tonight to watch me fail?
42:32No, I was angry
42:33I shouldn't have said what I said, all right?
42:38You were amazing in there
42:40Please, love
42:43Please come with me
42:44No
42:45I don't think so
42:47I don't want to sit around watching you work
42:51Unfortunately, I'm going to be quite busy
42:53Because Tony, uh
42:55Tony wants me for the new series of Four Men Went To Mow
42:58Are you joking?
43:01No
43:02Because he believes in me, even though you clearly don't
43:06That is not true, and you know it
43:08Well, you've never done anything to help my career
43:10All you've ever done is hold me back
43:15Let's talk about this at home
43:16The cast are going out for a drink
43:18I've booked a room at the Cotchester Hilton's home
43:23Don't bother waiting up
43:28Hi!
43:31And you!
43:43Where's my leading lady?
44:00What's going on here? Is it someone's birthday?
44:03I don't think so
44:04Shelly and Taggy kicked it off
44:06Taggy?
44:0999 dreams I have had
44:11Just to prove the world was here
44:15And here is a red balloon
44:19I think of you
44:20And let it go
44:29Fuck!
44:29Oh, are you alright?
44:31I'm a bit drunk
44:31Are you?
44:32I think I need to go home
44:33Alright, well, I'll drive you
44:34Are you going?
44:35Yeah
44:37Sorry
44:37What's going on?
44:38Have you seen Shelly?
44:40No
44:40Have you seen Domi?
44:42No
44:42I've seen Domi
44:45Domi
44:45Where?
44:46I'm heading off, Shelly
44:47Come on
44:49See you, Taggy
44:55It's not like you to drink
44:56Is everything alright?
44:57It's poor Bottom
45:01I'm bottom
45:01Everyone else falls in love
45:02And he just goes back to being sad
45:04Or bottom
45:06I think I'm bottom
45:08You are not bottom
45:10I mean, you have a fabulous bottom
45:13But you're not bottom
45:15Anyway, who's to say that bottom
45:17Doesn't meet somebody wonderful
45:18The day after the play?
45:20Hmm?
45:22There's always tomorrow, Taggy
45:47Where's Mummy?
45:49They had a fight
45:52She's staying in Cochester
45:53Well then go and get her
45:55Just tell her you love her
45:56Tell her what she wants to hear
45:59Oh
46:00Why are all men so bloody useless?
46:26Oh
46:28Hello
46:29Hello
46:35Oh
46:36Oh yeah
46:42Oh my gosh
46:43Gosh
46:44Yes
46:44Oh, sorry
46:48Um
46:48Was Sharon okay?
46:51Yeah
46:52She didn't see anything
46:55I felt so guilty
46:56I said I'd buy her this field
46:58And build her around stables
46:59Oh
47:00Oh
47:00Oh
47:01Which
47:03Yes, we can't keep doing this
47:07Too many people will get hurt
47:11Yeah
47:15Gosh
47:22I suppose we're lucky we had it even for an instant
47:27Yeah
47:33Goodbye, Freddy
47:37Goodbye, Lizzie
47:58Mother
47:59Mother disappeared gradually from my life and for that I am grateful
48:05I'm not sure I could have withstood her disappearing all at once
48:13Who will I put the Christmas cards up with now?
48:18Who will I tell when I've got good news?
48:25My friends
48:26My friends
48:28Thank you all so much
48:31I can't tell you how much this means to me
48:43Look, Declan
48:44Look, Declan
48:45I know I've left you and Venture in an awful mess
48:47But I'm gonna make it up to you
48:56Sure
49:04Benta
49:08I told you you could do it
49:15Are we waiting for anyone?
49:19No
49:21Just us
49:24Would you like me to read anything?
49:27Would you like me to read anything?
49:28I was hoping perhaps we could improvise
49:33Huh
49:37Would you like me to do the English accent?
49:41Why not?
49:44You know the first rule of improvisation is you can't say no to anything
49:49Is that right?
49:51Would you like to see me do anything in particular?
49:55There are lots of things I want to see you do
49:59You know I actually dreamt of doing some things in front of you the other night
50:03Oh really? What was that?
50:05Some very bad things
50:07I seem to remember
50:09It started
50:13Something
50:16Like this
50:17And then
50:19And then
50:20What was it?
50:25Oh yes
50:26What was it?
50:45Just someone say no to the JEA
50:49Hello there he knows
50:51Me no to...
50:52But I can't really
50:53If I don't blame the dolphins
50:55At then
50:55But I'm so happy
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