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RuPaul's Drag Race- All Stars (2012) Season 11 Episode 4- It Takes Two
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00:00:00It's time for you to give your MVQ point to the all-star you believe is the most valuable queen
00:00:06of the week.
00:00:08Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
00:00:16Don, with eight points, you are advancing to the semifinals.
00:00:21Condragulation.
00:00:22What the fuck? Thank you.
00:00:24Morgan, Akeria, you are tied for second place.
00:00:28I've made my decision.
00:00:34Akeria, you are moving on to the semifinals.
00:00:37Condragulation.
00:00:40Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique.
00:00:44At the end of bracket number three, Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens to be entered into the
00:00:52wildcard lottery.
00:00:53The one all-star chosen will join the competition starting in the semifinals with a chance to win the grand
00:01:01prize of $200,000.
00:01:05Sick thing.
00:01:06That's crazy.
00:01:07Oh, I'm in a fucking semifinals.
00:01:09Ready for you.
00:01:11Bracket two.
00:01:11Bracket three.
00:01:12Semifinals.
00:01:13Let's go.
00:01:14Mwah.
00:01:22Hi, I'm Rusty Charles.
00:01:24And I'm Lil Pumpkin Spice.
00:01:26Welcome to the Gaytona 500, the next big race in the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:01:32It's bracket number two, and these queens are coming in red hot.
00:01:38From bracket number two, pulling up to the starting line.
00:01:42Up first, in pole position, Crystal Method.
00:01:45She came to us fresh from confession.
00:01:48Oh.
00:01:49Can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night?
00:01:51It's Crystal Method from season 12.
00:01:57Look at that El DeBarge hairdo.
00:02:00Business in the front and party in the back.
00:02:03On my season, I was very DIY, arts and crafts, glitter all over the place.
00:02:09You're fucking fascinating.
00:02:12What in the fuck am I looking at?
00:02:14A little bit of humor and a little bit of mess.
00:02:19I just really wanted to let you all know how silly and crazy I am.
00:02:22Oh, we know.
00:02:24But I was still someone really coming into their own.
00:02:27Your makeup is distracting.
00:02:28You kind of got lost.
00:02:30I want to see who you are.
00:02:31She's hiding behind that mask.
00:02:33And I was holding myself back a little bit.
00:02:35I have a hard time showing myself and opening up to me.
00:02:39What got you here in the first place is what you already have.
00:02:43I came to realize that there is no point in second-guessing yourself.
00:02:47The more she reveals of herself, the more we're charmed by her.
00:02:50And it got me far.
00:02:51Crystal, you're moving on to the grand finale.
00:02:56Making it so close on season 12 to The Crown, I think I have a lot to live up to.
00:03:01But I'm ready to showcase how much I've improved.
00:03:04By the looks of that crucifix, she's a real cross-dresser.
00:03:07She is.
00:03:08Now I'm more crystallized than ever before.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:12Well, some try method acting.
00:03:14Others try crystal method.
00:03:18She's redesigned and ready to roar.
00:03:22Selena S. Titties.
00:03:23The titties are back, honey.
00:03:25Selena S. Titties.
00:03:25She's from season 15, the Emmy Award-winning season 15.
00:03:32From the house of us titties.
00:03:35I don't fuck around!
00:03:36Oh!
00:03:37Oh!
00:03:38Oh!
00:03:38Oh!
00:03:38Oh!
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:51Oh!
00:03:52It really came down to, I think, the total package as a whole was a little discombobulated.
00:03:57I just think her drag sometimes is questionable.
00:03:59It's just too much.
00:04:00So you're sort of getting lost in it.
00:04:02I realized after the fact, oh, you just want me to refine, simplify, and, like, be a little
00:04:07more cunty.
00:04:08Yes, Mama Root girl, I got you.
00:04:10All right, baby, the titties are coming!
00:04:12Yes, pull up to her bumper.
00:04:15Which one?
00:04:16On my season, I was a golden boot diva.
00:04:18I finally won something on Drag Race!
00:04:20But I'm giving two toots this season, baby.
00:04:23Imagine the titties in the Hall of Fame.
00:04:24There ain't been no titties in the Hall of Fame like me.
00:04:27Let's go!
00:04:28Check out those golden headlights.
00:04:32She's a classic.
00:04:33It's vivacious.
00:04:35You know me.
00:04:36I'm vivacious from season six.
00:04:38Still turning heads.
00:04:39Break the mold.
00:04:40Break the spell.
00:04:41Mother has arrived to give them hell.
00:04:45I can always tell when a New Yorker walks the runway.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Yes, honey.
00:04:49She represents that really underground club storyline.
00:04:53This is, like, my 21st year doing drag.
00:04:56The last time I was here for season six was 13 years ago.
00:05:00But y'all sure as hell did not forget about me.
00:05:03Mother has arrived.
00:05:05Ornacea.
00:05:06Mother has arrived.
00:05:08We're on the list.
00:05:09Ornacea plus one.
00:05:10Mother has arrived.
00:05:11Mother has arrived.
00:05:15My visage has been all over Drag Race for many years.
00:05:20I am mother, after all.
00:05:22Get into it.
00:05:23I do give her credit for staying true to who she is.
00:05:26That can be a hindrance if you refuse to move beyond that.
00:05:30I got eliminated early on in my season, and I should have been eliminated because what I
00:05:35brought was not up to the high echelon of the show.
00:05:37Sachet away.
00:05:41This time around, I'm still bringing my club kid feel, but we've changed it from club kid
00:05:45to club cunt.
00:05:46I want to show y'all the new Vivacious, the new everything, because Vivacious is coming
00:05:52back with more confidence than that stiff spray on your mama's wig.
00:05:55Well, if you stay Ornacea, you ain't got to get Ornacea.
00:06:01Up next, the Puerto Rican pussy wagon, April Carrion.
00:06:06Reckon.
00:06:06Oh, that's that, Reckon.
00:06:08Hola, I'm April Carrion, the Puerto Rican goddess from season six.
00:06:13Baby, I'm back home.
00:06:18April Carrion got me all wet.
00:06:21You are gorgeous.
00:06:23In season six, I was known for being a little androgynous.
00:06:26A little edgy.
00:06:27You did a really amazing job of taking hyper-masculine elements and making a feminine look.
00:06:33But it didn't always work.
00:06:35I've never been a fan when drag queens used a man's buzz cut back there.
00:06:39If you don't buy it, some yuppie will.
00:06:42The performance was flat.
00:06:44I was new to drag.
00:06:46I only did drag for five years with my drag family.
00:06:49So drag race really was a wake-up call.
00:06:52It's like you have a beard on your forehead.
00:06:54So my time on my season was short.
00:06:57I was in 11th place.
00:06:58Keep calm and carry on.
00:07:01She's on that reefer.
00:07:03It's been a long time since I've been here in the competition.
00:07:06And I've been traveling the world.
00:07:08And now I've blossomed into this femme fatale.
00:07:12Look at that body.
00:07:13Okay, I'm here to show awe and to show the girls how it's done.
00:07:17They could never.
00:07:18They could never.
00:07:20I hate jimba.
00:07:23Up next, Aura Mayari.
00:07:26Aura, may I sleep with danger?
00:07:29Hey everybody, this is Aura Mayari, your Filipina moon goddess from season 15.
00:07:33Watch out, she stings.
00:07:35And I'm ready to take over this competition.
00:07:39This runway looks delicious.
00:07:42I'm known for my very sickening, very fierce, very edgy runways.
00:07:46Your runway was beautiful.
00:07:47I won the girl group challenge.
00:07:49You were fantastic tonight.
00:07:51Oh, she's ready to get wet.
00:07:53I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.
00:07:56And also, I'm definitely your favorite cringe queen.
00:07:59I accept it now, I am cringe.
00:08:02No flexing this time.
00:08:04I'm just going to flex my talents.
00:08:06You heard of the Beatles?
00:08:07Yeah.
00:08:07This is their cousin, Dung Beetle.
00:08:10Call in old granny, put them bitches in the air.
00:08:13There's so many talented queens and big personalities.
00:08:16During my season, I was like, how am I going to stand out?
00:08:17You dumb bitch.
00:08:19Gather her.
00:08:19I was in like survival mode every day.
00:08:21And it really affected my performances.
00:08:24You didn't pop for me.
00:08:25I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more.
00:08:28It just wasn't working.
00:08:29I didn't get to showcase my full potential on season 15.
00:08:32But I've worked a lot on my confidence.
00:08:35And I'm so sure about myself now.
00:08:38That is one mighty fine exoskeleton.
00:08:41My aura is on full blast.
00:08:43And I'm coming for the...
00:08:45This, sir?
00:08:46I don't even know her.
00:08:50And the ultimate in luxury, the Reverend Doctor, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:08:57Even cowgirls get the blues.
00:08:59That's right.
00:09:00Bit Silk with the 2% milk is back.
00:09:03Munch lunch.
00:09:04Crunch crunch.
00:09:05These girls don't want me or my lunch.
00:09:12I love me some Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:09:15I was the entertainment of season 11.
00:09:22You better work, bitch!
00:09:23In this bitch record.
00:09:27I made it all the way to the finale.
00:09:29I was the lip sync guru of all-star sets.
00:09:36I have been the vicious competitor.
00:09:38But I don't have a crown.
00:09:40Oh!
00:09:42When I was on season 11, being the personality was number one for me.
00:09:46You've been getting by on that personality of yours.
00:09:49But I couldn't get over looking at how slumpy she looked.
00:09:51One of the biggest critiques I got was that I wasn't polished.
00:09:54And some people, they said, Silky, suck up all the air out the room.
00:09:58Bitch! Bitch!
00:10:01So, on all-star sets, I downplayed Silky a lot.
00:10:04Coming back to all-stars, I just feel like kind of second guessing myself.
00:10:08I felt like there was a little spark that was missing that I usually get from you.
00:10:12Thank you, guys.
00:10:13This ain't her first rodeo.
00:10:15Well, actually, it's her third rodeo.
00:10:17Since my seasons, I've realized that I acted like the entertainment.
00:10:21And now, I'm the entertainer.
00:10:23Being polished, it's the number one for me.
00:10:25So, I'm excited to compete as a fully realized Silky.
00:10:29Serving Texas tea.
00:10:31Baby, the elevation is here.
00:10:33I am the big fried catfish platter with potato salad and light bread, honey.
00:10:38Get on my level.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39Get on my level.
00:10:41What?
00:10:41The Reverend Doctor will see you now.
00:10:46Welcome home, racers.
00:10:48What?
00:10:48Tournament of All-Stars rules are now in full effect.
00:10:52In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
00:10:58Okay.
00:10:59Instead, you'll be competing for points.
00:11:02However, to kick this season into overdrive, only the top two queens with the most points
00:11:09from this bracket will advance to the semi-finals.
00:11:13Wow.
00:11:14Kaggy.
00:11:14Where they will face off with the top two All-Stars from the other brackets.
00:11:20Okay.
00:11:21That's crazy.
00:11:24Why?
00:11:26Last Tournament of All-Stars, they had three girls moving on.
00:11:30This time, there's only two bitches.
00:11:32So, I am not happy with this.
00:11:34And in the grand finale, the top All-Stars of the season will battle it out for the crown
00:11:41and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:48Bring it.
00:11:48Give me my money.
00:11:50To earn points, every week, the top two All-Stars will receive two points each.
00:11:56Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.
00:11:58And the winner will receive a coveted extra point, plus a cash tip of $10,000.
00:12:07Yes.
00:12:08Wow.
00:12:10But wait, there's more.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13The bottom queens will receive one point each to give away to the All-Star they think is
00:12:20the MVQ of the week.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:24All-Stars, let's get this show on the road.
00:12:27All right.
00:12:28For your first maxi challenge, you'll be working in pairs as you write, sing, and perform
00:12:34three hot queen-on-queen duets.
00:12:37Oh, my gosh.
00:12:42You'll pair up with the queen, who's the Brandy to your Monica.
00:12:46The Megan to your Cardi B.
00:12:48The Mariah to your Whitney.
00:12:50The Beyonce to your Gaga.
00:12:52Hot, sexy, let's go.
00:12:54What the hell?
00:12:55All-Stars, start your engines.
00:12:58And may the best drag queen win.
00:13:00The tournament has begun, and I'm here to eat the girls.
00:13:12The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars will snatch an official makeup collaboration
00:13:18with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, a coveted Scott in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of
00:13:25$200,000.
00:13:26With our extra-special guest judge, Renee Rafferty.
00:13:31New Paul's Drag Race.
00:13:32Say the best drag queen win.
00:13:34The best drag queen win.
00:13:48We're back in the workroom, and it feels right.
00:13:52I miss you.
00:13:54Baby, there is a scoreboard with our bodies and the points up top.
00:13:58It's very exciting.
00:13:58LA's back to win again.
00:14:00Boots.
00:14:01Not Anastasia Beverly Hills.
00:14:02Oh, my God.
00:14:04The other girls are so amazed at the workroom and this.
00:14:08I'm trying to set up shop.
00:14:09I'm going over there to pick out my makeup station.
00:14:12Can we claim station?
00:14:13I claim mine, honey.
00:14:15They happy to be here.
00:14:18I'm here to compete.
00:14:19This is your first All-Stars, right?
00:14:20It's my very first.
00:14:21I think it's all of ours, except Silky.
00:14:23The stomach is gone now, y'all.
00:14:25It's my head down there, baby.
00:14:26Quit bragging.
00:14:27Did you see when they said they're only going to have two bags?
00:14:30Okay.
00:14:31I was like, is my headpiece blocking my ears?
00:14:34What's going on?
00:14:35I was nervous.
00:14:36That's crazy.
00:14:37There are six queens, and only two queens make it to the next round.
00:14:42Two out of six.
00:14:43That's one third.
00:14:45That's 33% chance.
00:14:48That's not a big number.
00:14:50Who do you think is going to kick the golden boot?
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55I'm here to give it back.
00:14:57That's what I want to do.
00:14:58You're not taking this home with you.
00:14:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:00Let's just leave it on someone's station.
00:15:04I don't know Crystal too well.
00:15:05I feel like I've done a gig or two with her.
00:15:07I'm very excited.
00:15:09I love it.
00:15:09So, I don't know.
00:15:10Like, what?
00:15:11Are we vibing?
00:15:12Are we connecting?
00:15:12Are we alliancing right now?
00:15:14Are you literally just, like, playing clown music in your head?
00:15:18I cannot read her, which makes me feel like she's someone I have to look out for because
00:15:24I know she's not a dumb girl.
00:15:26Now, you have, like, three heads.
00:15:28Three on top.
00:15:30One, two, three, and four.
00:15:33So, those are the four girls that are not advancing to the next round.
00:15:36Yes, bitch!
00:15:37Oh, my God, yeah, it's like a graveyard.
00:15:39Right, right, right, right.
00:15:40All right.
00:15:42Miss Silky.
00:15:43My Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, so.
00:15:46So, girls, so I started drag when Silky moved to Chicago, and she started this drag brunch
00:15:51that I got cast in.
00:15:52So, my first show was with Silky.
00:15:54Thanks to you, she's doing drag.
00:15:56This is, what, your third or fourth time back?
00:15:58Is that shade?
00:15:59No, no, no.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01So, do you think you have an advantage over the girls that haven't been here multiple times?
00:16:05Of course she does.
00:16:06She's been ganache-ing the whole time.
00:16:07Your big competition.
00:16:09Yes, yes.
00:16:09I like to compete.
00:16:10I'm a pageant queen.
00:16:11This is what we do.
00:16:12That's exactly what the pageant girls do.
00:16:13They keep competing.
00:16:14We keep competing until we win.
00:16:15Until they win the crown.
00:16:17Hashtag the ganache is a force.
00:16:19The girls see me as big competition.
00:16:21Y'all right.
00:16:22Thank you for knowing my resume.
00:16:24I always say keep an eye out for Silky ganache.
00:16:27But at the same time, put the eyes on another hoe.
00:16:31But it looked like everybody got smaller, too.
00:16:33Yes.
00:16:34You got so much.
00:16:35My honey.
00:16:35Yes, season six.
00:16:37I know.
00:16:38Look at Miss Leibay.
00:16:39I had to do something.
00:16:40The doctor said you need to fix that.
00:16:41So, I said, and scene.
00:16:43And so I did.
00:16:44You look fabulous, sister.
00:16:46You do.
00:16:46Yes, mama.
00:16:46I'm actually gagged to see Vivacious.
00:16:48We're season six sisters.
00:16:50And I sent her home.
00:16:52Sorry, buddy.
00:16:53I've been watching you online, honey.
00:16:55You've been turning these kids, huh?
00:16:56Yes, yes.
00:16:57She got bitter about it because she know I won.
00:16:59But we're good sisters.
00:17:01Every time we see each other, it's always good vibes.
00:17:03So, I'm open to using the connection to my benefit.
00:17:06But season 15, girl!
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:09I am so excited.
00:17:10Ow!
00:17:11Jesus Christ!
00:17:12Right away, when RuPaul said there's only two queens that are going to be moving forward,
00:17:16my mind was going, every few points are going to be very important.
00:17:20So, what I want to do in this competition is obviously have an ally.
00:17:24At least one that will always have my back.
00:17:27Girl, this is so fucking heavy.
00:17:28It's crazy big.
00:17:29Selena is my season 15 sister that I still talk to.
00:17:33Hopefully, me and her will have some type of allyship.
00:17:37This is going to be a fun, fun journey.
00:17:39You sure?
00:17:39Because you know when I get to compete, I become a bitch.
00:17:41No, I like that.
00:17:42Please do that.
00:17:43I know Silky from a long time ago.
00:17:45She's a good sister.
00:17:47And I hope she also got my back.
00:17:49But in this group of girls, we all have great relationships with each other outside of this competition.
00:17:53If this ain't sisterly, love bitch.
00:17:55This is real sisterly.
00:17:56So, I don't know how are we going to choose our allies.
00:17:58I feel like there's three Latinas, you, me, and Crystal, but each of us has so much.
00:18:03We're all very different.
00:18:05Do you think there's a possible tres leches alliance?
00:18:08I do feel inclined to, like, just for my Latin sisters, just something innately.
00:18:17Okay.
00:18:18How would you play the game?
00:18:19Is it going to be a strategy or more of like a fair kind of distribution of points?
00:18:23Um, I think that I don't know until we get into it a bit more.
00:18:29Oh, so you're here to read the land.
00:18:31A little bit.
00:18:32We got to strategize, girl.
00:18:34Especially now that there's only two moving forward.
00:18:36You scratch my back.
00:18:37I scratch your back.
00:18:38These girls are not wasting any time.
00:18:40They're really coming in scheming for these points.
00:18:43But I'm not really interested in alliances.
00:18:46I would rather just be by myself.
00:18:49A kayak kind of girl.
00:18:51I can't risk pulling someone in and flipping myself over.
00:18:54Do you know anybody here that you're, like, friends with that you know for a fact that you're definitely going
00:18:58to work with?
00:19:00But flying solo makes me a little nervous because I don't want to be kicked out of the top just
00:19:05because other girls are friends.
00:19:07Give it to the old folks first because they might not be around much longer.
00:19:10Don't make me feel that.
00:19:12Don't make me feel that much longer.
00:19:14All right, girls.
00:19:15Who's ready to sing?
00:19:18I don't know.
00:19:18Where do you even have that?
00:19:19Nobody says nothing.
00:19:20Our first maxi challenge at the Tournament of All-Stars is to work in a damn pair and to do
00:19:29duets.
00:19:29Let's hand out the songs here.
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:31Can we just start?
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:32Y'all know I'm about to write, sing, dance, and I'm going to give you a look.
00:19:37But now you want me to get paired up with somebody else?
00:19:40I don't know if y'all going to judge us in pairs or individuals.
00:19:45So now I'm a little.
00:19:47It's a little.
00:19:47Should we talk about who's like a singer, a rapper, or has no experience singing at all?
00:19:52I'm not a singer, so if there's a rap section that's chanting, I'll do the chanting.
00:19:56Well, I almost won the Rusical on my season.
00:19:59So you're a singer?
00:20:02Uh.
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:05I won mine.
00:20:07Oh, okay.
00:20:08This challenge does not play to any of my strengths.
00:20:12I am not a singer.
00:20:12I am not a dancer.
00:20:13But I have my crazy, kooky, crystal personality.
00:20:18So my plan of attack is to get a track that will help me really lean into that crystal twist.
00:20:25The first one is a HBF.
00:20:27Yeah, let's do it.
00:20:28Yeah, let's hear that.
00:20:30Oh, it's a rap.
00:20:30I have never done this type of challenge before because I was not on the show long enough
00:20:35to get to her.
00:20:36But that don't mean it's going to stop me.
00:20:38She my HBF.
00:20:39She make me come cute.
00:20:41You liking this one?
00:20:42She's interesting.
00:20:44You like it because it's a chant.
00:20:45I can't give you no high notes, so I'll stick with the HBF.
00:20:49So we got one for HBF.
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:51So Dreaming of Me, that's the R&B valid, right?
00:20:54Okay, let's see what she's giving.
00:20:57I kind of like it, though.
00:20:58I'm feeling this one.
00:20:59I kind of do, too.
00:21:01Dreaming of Me is a very R&B, like, 2000s throwback vibe.
00:21:05I want to show you the sexy R&B side of me, honey, because I'm not just this energetic,
00:21:09loud diva.
00:21:10I give, and I want to show that.
00:21:13I live for that one.
00:21:14That was super cute.
00:21:15That was cute.
00:21:15Okay, let's listen to the last one.
00:21:17Pose Before Bros.
00:21:21I love this one.
00:21:23It's cute.
00:21:24It's theatrical.
00:21:26I kind of have some theater background.
00:21:27And Pose Before Bros. is giving me the vibe, girl.
00:21:32I'm definitely feeling dreaming of me.
00:21:34I am dreaming of me, as well.
00:21:36I'm dreaming of me, too.
00:21:37I'm dreaming of me, too.
00:21:40Dreaming of Me is my song.
00:21:42R&B, like, that's what I get down.
00:21:45So all of you, basically.
00:21:47I already had my lyrics prepared when I was doing...
00:21:50Let's hear it go.
00:21:51Off the cuff.
00:21:52He don't want you.
00:21:53He want my macaroni and cheese.
00:21:56So should you and I do dreaming of you?
00:21:58I kind of feel it.
00:21:59That sounds like a nightmare.
00:22:00I feel like, Selena, you do so good doing Host Before Bros.
00:22:04I could.
00:22:07I see Aura looking over there at me.
00:22:09And I know she's a good duet partner, because Aura can sing.
00:22:12She won her girl group challenge, but I don't want that song.
00:22:14Aura wants to host before bros.
00:22:16And she can sing, honey.
00:22:17So she's going to wail at the end of that.
00:22:19Oh, she's a singer.
00:22:20Oh, yeah.
00:22:21Aura sing.
00:22:21Honey, she got out of karaoke, bitch.
00:22:22I'm going to do Host Before Bros.
00:22:25I decide that I should shift focus and not fight over this and just choose my second choice.
00:22:31I'm looking right at Aura Mayari because I know that she's a singer and a dancer.
00:22:34And what I need is someone that is able to deliver a very high-quality performance.
00:22:40I'm going to let you dream about winning this challenge, because that's going to be us.
00:22:44Because that's what we're doing.
00:22:44That's right.
00:22:46So I'm doing dreaming of you.
00:22:47Who's going to be my boy?
00:22:48Me.
00:22:48Let's go, bitch.
00:22:49I'll fight you for it.
00:22:50Let's go.
00:22:50Y'all got to fight, because I'm doing it.
00:22:52Okay.
00:22:52I think it'd be fun to have, like, come on, like, a very different styles of drag, like,
00:22:56fighting for this one man, you know?
00:22:57So I think we should do it.
00:22:59So why do you want to do it, Selena?
00:23:01Because I feel like that's very on brand for me.
00:23:02I want to fight over a guy.
00:23:04That's my life.
00:23:05But that's why you don't have a man, because you're always fighting for a man.
00:23:09Unless you want to do it, Latinas, and we fight over it.
00:23:11Oh, yes, let's do that.
00:23:12You want to do that?
00:23:13Yes, let's do that, bitch.
00:23:14Yes.
00:23:16Like hell.
00:23:16Yes, let's do that.
00:23:18Eat my ass.
00:23:20This is the real Silky.
00:23:22The one with a conchist.
00:23:24Y'all going to make season 11 Silky come out.
00:23:26You're going to make season 11 Silky-
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:28Come out.
00:23:29Fuck April.
00:23:31And Selena.
00:23:36Fuck her, bitch.
00:23:39HBF is the rapping one, and I'm not good at that.
00:23:41I have a damn list, so I never do the rap portions.
00:23:44I am a lonely ocean by myself with a HBF.
00:23:48You know what?
00:23:49You guys, I hope you know.
00:23:51No, no, fuck it.
00:23:52I'm doing HBFs.
00:23:53I've been an all-star this many times, and when I win, give me my motherfucking $10,000.
00:23:58Silky, that is so congenial of you.
00:24:00I'm not fucking congenial.
00:24:02If I'm really the girl that I say I am, I got to come up and step up to the
00:24:05challenge.
00:24:06Y'all done brought the fire of season 11 out with a bitch.
00:24:10Because now I'm going to dog walk you bitches.
00:24:13You poodle, chihuahua, bull dog looking bitch.
00:24:18I got my phone, though.
00:24:19I'm so happy.
00:24:20Ditto.
00:24:21Yeah!
00:24:30Let's do this.
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:33Let's go, ho.
00:24:34All right.
00:24:35We got it, girl.
00:24:36They're like, we're going to fight.
00:24:37Yes, yes, we are fighting.
00:24:39For them shady children over there, pull a coup.
00:24:42They pull the coup.
00:24:44But we make the best of it.
00:24:45No shade.
00:24:46I don't care how they do, because we're going to be in the top.
00:24:49Right.
00:24:49We ain't got no choice.
00:24:50I know Silky and I are going to smash it.
00:24:53I have had to write and record lyrics before because I produce music, so I write my own
00:24:57tracks.
00:24:58And I know half of those girls can't write a track to save a tune.
00:25:03S to the I to the L-K-Y.
00:25:05My sister is fierce and my sister is flying.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:08So that's where I'm starting off from there.
00:25:10I'm excited to work with Vivacious because, you know, that's my sister.
00:25:13So I think that portion should be something about blocking.
00:25:15Blocking them, right.
00:25:16Uh-huh.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:17When I was getting all the hate online after season 11, Vivacious sent me encouraging
00:25:22messages.
00:25:22I remember you were saying, block them.
00:25:24And then what I do is I go down the thread and everybody that liked them get blocked too.
00:25:30Uh-huh.
00:25:30I tweet them like Instagram profile blocked.
00:25:32I tweet them like Instagram profile blocked.
00:25:35Silky and I are coming up real quickly with our line.
00:25:38Because the chemistry is really good.
00:25:41My energy gonna be.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43Like I'm ready.
00:25:47I don't understand why they weren't fighting over this song because I think this is a really
00:25:51good song.
00:25:51I think so too.
00:25:52And I'm excited because we get to sing and rap.
00:25:54That's right.
00:25:55And the other girls are just doing one or the other.
00:25:56Um, I am a singer.
00:25:58Um, I did the girl group challenge during my season and I won that challenge.
00:26:02But you were an old lady, right?
00:26:04Like I am about to die.
00:26:06I was an old lady.
00:26:07So this is gonna be different.
00:26:08Um, I don't know how this is gonna go.
00:26:11It's a little bit of a weird pairing.
00:26:13We're totally two different drag queens.
00:26:15And I'm trying to figure out how we're gonna blend together to make a good duet.
00:26:21Like we can think about a setting where I'm telling you something about like, you know,
00:26:25screw that bitch.
00:26:26Like girl, why are you worrying about that bitch?
00:26:27Oh, screw that bitch.
00:26:28The man.
00:26:28Or the man.
00:26:29Screw that bro.
00:26:30Pose Before Bros is all about sisterhood and saying F you men.
00:26:35So my strategy is to fill every beat and moment that I can with some humor and fun.
00:26:43Talk about dick and balls.
00:26:44Easy.
00:26:45Just drops of balls.
00:26:46Low hate fruit.
00:26:47Literally.
00:26:48I can see my balls.
00:26:50I think we're gonna need more time.
00:26:52No way.
00:26:54All the best decisions are made in a panic.
00:26:57Let's try it.
00:27:00You are not budging.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:01You really are just gonna be with us all.
00:27:02Because I think this would showcase each other's personalities, you know.
00:27:06I'm paired with Selena and I'm excited because she is a good performer.
00:27:10She does music.
00:27:12So this is kind of in her realm.
00:27:14You're the sexy bombshell.
00:27:15Like this really makes sense.
00:27:17I'm like the hood rat.
00:27:18Although her music is not really my taste.
00:27:22But she has experience.
00:27:24So that's what really counts.
00:27:25Your first verse I think has to be like you're reading me down.
00:27:28Like you stupid bitch.
00:27:29And I'm like well you da da da da.
00:27:31And da da da da da.
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:33On my season we had to do this but as old people.
00:27:35Which really threw a wrench in trying to be sickening and cut.
00:27:38Cause my heart don't need em when you.
00:27:41So I'm excited to serve pop star this time.
00:27:43Do you ever sing or do music?
00:27:45Um I've always been like a little intimidated by it to be honest.
00:27:48Like I mean in my season we did like a song.
00:27:51But I mean it's just nothing like this.
00:27:54This is a singing song.
00:27:56You don't sing bitch.
00:27:57Don't go for this song.
00:27:58More than singing I think it's about showing our personalities.
00:28:01And like being funny and like you know.
00:28:04I am gunning for a win this week.
00:28:06And I'm confident with my skills and my talents.
00:28:09I hope I don't have to pick up the slack.
00:28:17Welcome all stars.
00:28:18Oh my god.
00:28:20Say hello to composer and music producer Markaholic.
00:28:23Oh my god.
00:28:24I love your work.
00:28:25Stop flirting.
00:28:26So kidding.
00:28:27It's time for our recording session with Miss Selva.
00:28:31Sorry.
00:28:32I um left my body for a second.
00:28:34Selena April.
00:28:36Hello.
00:28:36Now I know Selena's a singer because I got to see her in the Kaja Fall.
00:28:40You made me so nervous.
00:28:41I was so full out that night.
00:28:42Oh that was amazing.
00:28:43Oh thank you.
00:28:44So Selena.
00:28:46Yeah.
00:28:46We're gonna start.
00:28:47Here we go.
00:28:48Carry on.
00:28:48Pack it up.
00:28:49Find a new man.
00:28:51Cause you can't milk him.
00:28:53Make him jiggle like I can.
00:28:55Honey.
00:28:56Selena S. Cities.
00:28:58Miss Theda BFA.
00:28:58It was great.
00:28:59Yeah that was perfect.
00:29:01She can sing.
00:29:02April.
00:29:03Yes.
00:29:03You a singer.
00:29:04Um I'm more of a feeler.
00:29:08I feel the music.
00:29:09I've heard that about you April.
00:29:11Yes yes.
00:29:12She did all that fight and she don't sing.
00:29:14And I felt this song.
00:29:15That's why I chose it.
00:29:17Oh I love it.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:18Here we go.
00:29:19Heard you get round like a taxi.
00:29:22Is this singing?
00:29:24Uh it's supposed to be.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:30I heard you get round like a taxi.
00:29:33Can you hear that pitch?
00:29:35I heard.
00:29:36I heard.
00:29:38I heard.
00:29:38I heard.
00:29:41Hold on.
00:29:43April.
00:29:43I know you did not fight me to come over here and sound like this.
00:29:49Heard.
00:29:50Heard.
00:29:51Okay so pitch is a thing.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:54You sound like two cats fighting.
00:29:56They both ready to die.
00:29:58Find your own man.
00:29:59That's my poppy.
00:30:00Find your own man.
00:30:01That's my poppy.
00:30:02Go up.
00:30:12Girl get on pitch.
00:30:14But she's like.
00:30:15And I'm like no.
00:30:18Girl find it.
00:30:19Cause he wants my coochie.
00:30:22Where the fuck are you going?
00:30:23I don't know.
00:30:24Everywhere.
00:30:27I think I sound divine.
00:30:29Okay kids.
00:30:30Thank you very much.
00:30:32Thank you Michelle.
00:30:34Everybody has different tastes.
00:30:35I guess.
00:30:36Host before bros.
00:30:38Hello.
00:30:39Hello.
00:30:39Yes Michelle.
00:30:40Okay let's try the verse.
00:30:42I know the jaws are going to be stuck on the floor.
00:30:45When we walk in.
00:30:45They're stuck and crawling.
00:30:47Ew sister.
00:30:48Is that your ex?
00:30:49That sounded beautiful.
00:30:51I won girl group challenge my season.
00:30:54So the judges know this is something that I do.
00:30:56But also at the same time on season 15.
00:30:58I didn't go that far.
00:31:00Let's go to your rap.
00:31:01Oh crap.
00:31:02Right?
00:31:02Okay let's try that.
00:31:04I'm not experienced rapping.
00:31:05But I feel like now in this all star season.
00:31:08I need to show them something different.
00:31:10And that I am a competitor girl.
00:31:13When the bros think they do shit.
00:31:15I've seen you stick and it ain't that thick.
00:31:17Have you seen my thighs and jigs?
00:31:18Don't touch.
00:31:19I'll break you freaks.
00:31:20Who is this person you just turned into?
00:31:22I have no clue Michelle.
00:31:25I don't rap.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:28Crystal we're going to start.
00:31:29I've had enough of dirty missers.
00:31:34Giving me blisters.
00:31:37Ow.
00:31:38Lovely.
00:31:39Big balls nice and tall.
00:31:41Boy I don't care.
00:31:42Let's go to the mall.
00:31:45Yes.
00:31:47Thank you very much.
00:31:48Take a seat.
00:31:49Or it can sing or it can dance.
00:31:51And Crystal's definitely a star.
00:31:53I ain't no hating bitch.
00:31:54We got to hit it out the park.
00:31:56I'm going to give it all to you.
00:31:57I know you will Miss Silky.
00:31:59Better than collard greens and cornbread.
00:32:01The fans go crazy over mother's head.
00:32:04I can let you in my mini me.
00:32:06Sweet tea gets sour if you're talking about me.
00:32:08I love it.
00:32:10Yes Silky.
00:32:10I love it Silky.
00:32:12Miss Silky said she wasn't a rapper.
00:32:15And I think the lie detector has determined that.
00:32:18Do do do.
00:32:19Beep beep beep.
00:32:19Dele dee dee dee dee dee dee dee.
00:32:20Liar.
00:32:22Five, six, seven, eight.
00:32:24S-I-L-K-Y Miss Silky.
00:32:27Sister is sweet.
00:32:28My sister is milky.
00:32:29Give us some ups and downs.
00:32:30Sister is fierce.
00:32:31My sister is milky.
00:32:33My sister is fierce.
00:32:34My sister is milky.
00:32:35That last line is not sitting with me.
00:32:37She be turning it and you just can't take it.
00:32:40Turning out the man.
00:32:40And no move faking it.
00:32:42Don't drop it on the last line.
00:32:44Don't drop the energy.
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:46Eat the kids mother.
00:32:47You got it.
00:32:48Let me tell y'all.
00:32:49Drag Race is a beast.
00:32:51And Vivacious has not in a very long time fought with this beast.
00:32:55Turning out the man and no move faking it.
00:32:58Don't drop.
00:32:59Mother has arrived.
00:33:00I want to feel it.
00:33:02Give us that attitude.
00:33:03The beast is kicking her ass right now.
00:33:05Like don't say.
00:33:06But mother.
00:33:07If we gonna have any chance of winning.
00:33:09I need you to.
00:33:11Come on.
00:33:12Make sure you throw all the order to in my way.
00:33:15She don't need it.
00:33:20Oh my god.
00:33:21Hello.
00:33:23It's performance day.
00:33:24How are you, honey?
00:33:25How are you?
00:33:26Today we are going to perform for the first time in front of Rupaul on the main stage.
00:33:31And I feel good.
00:33:32Selena and I worked so hard going over choreo together.
00:33:35They're not ready for all this Latina-ness.
00:33:37It's gonna be great.
00:33:38Alright.
00:33:41Like that.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:42She shake her booty and that's a move.
00:33:46Look up her ass.
00:33:47Let me see.
00:33:48Let me, let me.
00:33:49Silky, that's hard.
00:33:50Wait.
00:33:50That's a pie.
00:33:52It's real.
00:33:53It's real, y'all.
00:33:54It's real.
00:33:55She out of the pageant.
00:33:56No, no, no, baby.
00:33:57Uh-uh.
00:33:58I just want you to know when they get on the runway.
00:34:00Uh-huh.
00:34:00And Rupaul told the truth.
00:34:01We had to hire somebody to come in and re-sign the vocals.
00:34:05Worry about your choreo, okay?
00:34:07No.
00:34:07I was a little frustrated with these vocals for Miss April.
00:34:10But you know what?
00:34:11April's got charisma.
00:34:12She's gonna sell it.
00:34:13So plan of attack here is to just make lemonade out of lemons.
00:34:18We're gonna have to pull together and really sell this with the acting and the performance
00:34:21and the choreography.
00:34:24I'm so excited for ours.
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:27Because I feel like we're two different queens.
00:34:29Were you channeling your kooky side?
00:34:31I was.
00:34:31I was very motivated by you.
00:34:33That's so nice.
00:34:34That's so exciting.
00:34:36I'm so happy that you're here too.
00:34:38We only have three weeks.
00:34:40So I have a question.
00:34:41When it comes to the point system, if we are not top two, how are you doing this?
00:34:46I'm so proud of what we've done.
00:34:48Yeah.
00:34:48So we really need to pull this win out.
00:34:51And I'm hoping that they pick a team and then it can just be the two of us.
00:34:55I need our points over on that little sexy body of mine over there.
00:35:00She is back again.
00:35:02Get me out of here.
00:35:03I'm a competitive person.
00:35:04I'm definitely here to win.
00:35:05But when it comes to my strategy about giving my points, I think it's important to keep your
00:35:10cards close to your chest.
00:35:11I don't need everyone knowing what's going on in my mind.
00:35:13Half the time, I don't even know what I'm thinking.
00:35:15For this round, I will definitely give you my point.
00:35:19Aw, thanks, sweetie.
00:35:21I think that's what I'm going to do.
00:35:25Oh, wow.
00:35:26Christoy is like dead in the eyes.
00:35:27She goes...
00:35:30She's not giving me a lot of anything right now.
00:35:34So I don't know who to count on at this point.
00:35:39Okay, I got to go start my makeup.
00:35:41You better hurry, girl.
00:35:42Girl, you know it only takes me 20 minutes.
00:35:44I'm a woman.
00:35:45Some people got hard work to do.
00:35:48Yes, like me.
00:35:49Now keep quiet so I can get it done.
00:35:52You speak Tagalog, right?
00:35:54I do.
00:35:55Does Silky give peck peck?
00:35:57Bitch, how do you know that word?
00:35:59No.
00:36:00In Tagalog, I don't give peck peck.
00:36:01I give kiki.
00:36:02Wait, what's kiki?
00:36:03It's a way to say pussy, but...
00:36:05Is she giving peck peck, though?
00:36:06I think she's giving chupacala.
00:36:08That's chupacala.
00:36:11You know, that's your peck before you shave it.
00:36:13That's a lot of TMI, ain't it?
00:36:21I appreciate you.
00:36:22I love you so much.
00:36:24I'm glad I'm doing this with you.
00:36:26Yeah, me too.
00:36:26It's cool that we're the only two for season two, you know what I mean?
00:36:29There's a lot of girls our season.
00:36:31But I feel like there's only two girls moving forward.
00:36:34It's going to be a little bit tricky.
00:36:38What do you call it?
00:36:39Unani peck peck.
00:36:40Unani peck peck alliance.
00:36:41Unani peck peck alliance.
00:36:45Okay, nobody heard that.
00:36:47My strategy is coming together, honey.
00:36:49I currently have my peck peck alliance with Miss Ora Mayari, my season 15 sister.
00:36:53I have a tres leches with my Latina girls, April, and potentially Crystal.
00:36:57We're working on that.
00:36:58I'm playing 3D chess.
00:37:00These bitches are playing checkers.
00:37:03Today I want to put on a glitter lid, and I have no glitter.
00:37:08What color you need?
00:37:09Oh, I have some, sister.
00:37:10Oh, everybody want to get some out now.
00:37:12They want some MBQ for us.
00:37:15Children, what do you think this MBQ means?
00:37:19Well, is everyone just going to give it to their partner?
00:37:22I want to give it to the person that did a great job in this challenge, you know?
00:37:27I think that's how I'm feeling as well.
00:37:30Although, if that's the person that wins the lip sync, is that that kind of changes things?
00:37:34That does change things.
00:37:35Because that's so many points.
00:37:36Like, don't get greedy.
00:37:37I don't feel anybody's going to be shady.
00:37:39I could see the shade coming in from some people.
00:37:42Say their name.
00:37:43I'm not saying any names.
00:37:44Come on, baby.
00:37:45So say it.
00:37:46In the words of the spirit, they will reveal themselves in time.
00:37:51I'm scared.
00:37:52It's not going to be Kumbaya the whole time.
00:37:54And guess what?
00:37:55The shade does not come from the person who you think it might come from.
00:37:59It's the quiet and unexpected queen.
00:38:02And that's the one you got to watch out for.
00:38:05I'm going to do a little bit of the mess in this, because, you know, that's just so fun.
00:38:08Back on season 11.
00:38:09I was amping it up, bitch.
00:38:11Watching your season, I found that you so annoying.
00:38:14I hated you.
00:38:15I was like, shut this bitch up.
00:38:18Girl, I didn't realize April was going to be the shayiest queen this season.
00:38:24Did I not say the same role of being herself?
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:47What?
00:38:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Tournament of All-Stars.
00:38:53She's the salt to my pepper.
00:38:56It's Michelle Versailles.
00:38:57Girls, what's my weakness?
00:38:59Men.
00:38:59Okay, then.
00:39:01He puts the D in duets.
00:39:04It's my HBF, Jamal Sims.
00:39:07Now, this ain't RuPaul's hot best friend race.
00:39:11It is now.
00:39:13And she's our queen bee, the ravishing Renee Rapp.
00:39:18Now, Renee, is it really hoes before bros?
00:39:21I've never met a bro.
00:39:22I only know the hoes.
00:39:25Well, you've come to the right place.
00:39:27This week, we challenged our queens to perform as duos.
00:39:31And I've got exciting news.
00:39:32All three songs have been nominated for Best Duet at this year's Shablammy Award.
00:39:39And tonight, on the runway, category is, you butta ass somebody.
00:39:46All-Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
00:39:58Welcome to the 69th annual Shablammy Awards.
00:40:03Brought to you by Stop That Train, the first feature film from the drag race universe.
00:40:09In theaters, June 12th.
00:40:11And now, the nominees for Best Duet.
00:40:15First up, HBF by Vivacious and Silken Nutmeg Ganache.
00:40:22The duo you didn't know you needed with my hot best friend.
00:40:26She my HBF, my number one speed.
00:40:29She like to call me grandma and she know we.
00:40:31She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:40:34She called me doggy girl, she's such a sweetie.
00:40:36S-I-L-K-Y, Miss Silky.
00:40:39Sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
00:40:41She be turning it, and you just can't take it.
00:40:44Turning out the band, and no move, faking it.
00:40:46Better than collard greens and cornbread.
00:40:48The fans go crazy over mother's head.
00:40:51Legend I conned my mini-me.
00:40:53Sweet tea, just sour if you're talking about me.
00:40:55She my HBF, my number one speed.
00:40:58She like to call me grandma and she know we.
00:41:00She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:41:03She called me doggy girl, she's such a sweetie.
00:41:06HBF, my brother, not cheat.
00:41:08We're winning just like Derrick and Ashley.
00:41:10She my HBF, I know she got me.
00:41:13We sister sisters and we having a Kiki.
00:41:15I'm from Jamaica known for jerk chicken.
00:41:18Mississippi girl and a finger next year.
00:41:20Haters gonna hate.
00:41:21We gonna be on Fox.
00:41:22Treat her like Instagram.
00:41:24Profile Fox.
00:41:26Ooh, ain't nobody better than my sister.
00:41:28My sister, all that in a bag of shit.
00:41:30And together, we so hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:41:34She my HBF, my number one speed.
00:41:37She like to call me grandma and she know we.
00:41:39She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:41:42She called me doggy girl, she's such a sweetie.
00:41:45HBF, my brother, not cheat.
00:41:47We're winning just like Derrick and Ashley.
00:41:49She my HBF, I know she got me.
00:41:51We sister sisters and we having a Kiki.
00:42:00Oh my God.
00:42:03Next, Dreamin' of Me by April Carrion and Selena as Titties.
00:42:10Hello.
00:42:11Is this S-Titties?
00:42:12Which flavor of the month is this?
00:42:14June, May.
00:42:15It's April and I'm no fool.
00:42:18So stop sleeping with my man.
00:42:20Girl, I'm not sleeping with your man.
00:42:22He's sleeping with me.
00:42:23I snowed your rotted tights all over here last night.
00:42:26Well, take a big whiff.
00:42:28Because I'm not going anywhere.
00:42:30I heard you get around like a taxi.
00:42:35With that pace, you can only do it for me.
00:42:37Whoa, whoa.
00:42:38Because of you, I got the best CD.
00:42:39Carry on, pack it up, find a new man.
00:42:42Because you can't keep him home at night.
00:42:45You can't milk him, make him jiggle like I can.
00:42:48You can have him for now.
00:42:50But his heart is not free.
00:42:51Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:42:56He might answer your calls, but you're not what he needs.
00:43:00Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:43:06I keep in bed, I'm always slain, it's like a donut.
00:43:09Got him screaming as Titties when I get him on his knees.
00:43:15I'm your old man, that's my puppy.
00:43:18But his hands are all up on my body.
00:43:23Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:43:33He might answer your calls, but you're not what he needs.
00:43:37Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:43:42I'm sorry, the mailbox you're trying to reach is full, bitch.
00:43:56And our final nominee, Hose Before Bros, by Ora Maiori and Crystal Method.
00:44:04Please stand by for this important message about hoes.
00:44:08Take some advice from a queen that knows when it goes to meds, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:44:17Hose Before Bros.
00:44:19Hose Before Bros.
00:44:21Hose Before Bros.
00:44:22I know that Joseph can't be stuck on the floor when we walk in.
00:44:26They start keep crawling.
00:44:28Ew, sister, is that your ex?
00:44:31I've had enough of dirty messers.
00:44:35Give me blisters.
00:44:37You better get that check, sis.
00:44:38Ow!
00:44:39Take some advice from a queen that knows when it goes to meds, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:44:46They'll love and leave it, cause that's how we go when it goes to meds, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:44:53When the bros think they're the shit, I've seen your steak and it rain that thick.
00:44:57Have you seen my thighs and cheeks?
00:44:58Don't touch, I'll break you free.
00:45:00Do I look like a booty call?
00:45:02I'm tired of men, get rid of them all.
00:45:04Big balls, nice and tall, boy, I don't care, let's go to the malls.
00:45:07Oh, you broke-ass trashy bitches, please don't call me crying.
00:45:14I've got your number, you're cheating and lying.
00:45:19I'm tired of trying.
00:45:22Take some advice from a queen that knows when it goes to meds, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:45:29They'll love and leave it, cause that's how we go when it goes to meds, Hose Before Bros.
00:45:44The all-star duets are available right now to stream and download.
00:45:54Category is, you butta-ass somebody.
00:45:58Up first, vivacious.
00:46:00Ooh, so pretty.
00:46:02The story that I am telling is a futuristic butteryellow alien.
00:46:07Butta has arrived.
00:46:09My headpiece is quaffed up and I am giving you a neckline that goes all the way down to the
00:46:15back.
00:46:15I want them to feel drama.
00:46:17I want them to see something so unexpected and so grandin' that they'll be like,
00:46:22ooh, I didn't know vivacious was capable of that.
00:46:24Ooh, rock, bitch.
00:46:26It's not nice to fool mother nature.
00:46:31Bitch, get back when I step on the runway.
00:46:32Up next, silky nutmeg ganache.
00:46:36Ooh, that Jiffy Pop's about to blow.
00:46:39Baby, take me to a crab bowl.
00:46:42Dip your crab lids in me, honey, cause the butter is melted and it got some seasoning.
00:46:47It's big silk with the buttermilk.
00:46:49Yes, honey, I'm taking her to lobster fest.
00:46:53Look at my body, baby.
00:46:55The shape is proportioned.
00:46:58I feel delicious.
00:46:59I look delicious.
00:47:01The butter stick is oozing and goozing all over me.
00:47:05Get into it.
00:47:09Up next, April, carry on.
00:47:11Coco, coco, coco, coco.
00:47:17I am un vejigante, a very iconic character in the Puerto Rican bomba, which is a very traditional
00:47:25Puerto Rican dance.
00:47:26Nobody does it butter.
00:47:29And with this look, I am really doing a marriage of two things I love, which is Puerto Rican
00:47:33culture and queerness, and I want to invoke that happiness and freedom that there is in
00:47:40that bomba dance scene.
00:47:41She got me all horned up over here.
00:47:44More like Grease does.
00:47:47Up next, Selena Estidis.
00:47:50She likes to spread them.
00:47:51Yes.
00:47:52So my butter runway, you know, I was going to go the obvious route with doing something
00:47:55with butter, but I was like, let me dedicate this runway to my mommy.
00:47:58So I have this giant tulip, her favorite flower.
00:48:01My titties are showing, very sexy, like, I got this sickening wig.
00:48:05I look glamour, puss.
00:48:07You butter work.
00:48:09I feel my mommy with me in this moment.
00:48:12I know she's saying I'm so proud of you, baby.
00:48:14Even though my titties are showing, I know she loves it.
00:48:17I like big butters in a canada.
00:48:20Let's get back when I step on the runway.
00:48:23Up next, Ora Mayari.
00:48:25It's raining butter.
00:48:27Mmm, all that butter.
00:48:29I am this beautiful Filipina from maybe the 50s, maybe the 60s.
00:48:35It's giving very traditional Filipino attire.
00:48:38On Wednesdays, we wear a butter yellow.
00:48:41I have butterfly sleeves, which is a very formal wear for women in the Philippines.
00:48:46It's giving so dainty and so feminine.
00:48:49See, I can be a lady and I can be dainty.
00:48:51She made her butter the old-fashioned way.
00:48:55How's that?
00:48:55She churned it!
00:48:59Up next, Crystal Method.
00:49:01This is Homer Simpson's cousin, Butter Simpson.
00:49:05I am a stick of butter fresh from Crystal's Creamery.
00:49:09I'm wearing a full vinyl gown.
00:49:11I really wanted to mimic the shine that a stick of butter has.
00:49:16I can't believe that ain't butter.
00:49:19It's sleek and kind of like reserved for me.
00:49:24I'm just ready to melt on your tongue.
00:49:26Shout out to all the cows.
00:49:28Without you, there would be no butter.
00:49:30There'd be no butter.
00:49:41Welcome, Queens.
00:49:43Tonight, tournament of all-stars rules are in full effect.
00:49:48I'll name the top two all-stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
00:49:53Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win 10,000 doulas and one coveted extra point.
00:50:02Remember, at the end of this bracket, only the top two queens with the most points will continue on to
00:50:09the semifinals,
00:50:10with the chance to ultimately win 200,000 doulas.
00:50:15Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with HBF.
00:50:20First up, Vivacious.
00:50:22Welcome back.
00:50:24Season 6, 13 years ago.
00:50:26Oh, my God.
00:50:27So this is kind of like a bat mitzvah for you.
00:50:31A bat mitzvah, a quinceanera, a reunion.
00:50:35This look tonight is amazing, but that lip does not work for me because that's all I see.
00:50:41Maybe like a liner just blending into it would make it a bit more subtle,
00:50:45so we can see more of your face and not just, bah, onto my lip.
00:50:47You have such a strength about you when you perform.
00:50:51You're very grounded in your body, which is really, really fun to watch.
00:50:56I did sense a little bit of nervousness in the beginning.
00:50:59You were a little stiff tonight.
00:51:01What was that about?
00:51:02Um...
00:51:03Don't tell me osteoporosis.
00:51:04Well, child, you know, when your mother dusts, it might show up one day, so here I am.
00:51:09Yes, I know.
00:51:10It's knocking on everybody's dope.
00:51:11Knock, knock, honey.
00:51:14I still got my AARP card.
00:51:16Yes!
00:51:17Get those discounts.
00:51:18Yes, honey.
00:51:20Up next, the Dr. Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:51:23Big silk with the skim milk.
00:51:25Oh, it's the 2% milk.
00:51:27Oh, okay, there we go.
00:51:28We that skim, yeah.
00:51:29Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:51:30It's 2% baby.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:33This look is gorgeous.
00:51:34I love this bodysuit, and I love that you came out in the big thing of butter.
00:51:38It's so silky.
00:51:39You're so over the top, and it's so drag.
00:51:42You stole the show a little bit.
00:51:44Not mad at you.
00:51:44It is a duet, but I wish you would have figured out the hair in front of your face and
00:51:48the lipstick
00:51:49situation in front of the fan, but all in all, I loved what you did, and your energy
00:51:52was amazing.
00:51:53Tonight, you are delivering on all levels.
00:51:56One quick question, Marmaru.
00:51:57Is it crown worthy?
00:52:03Give me my points, mother.
00:52:06Don't leave it in these girls' hands.
00:52:07Give me my points, mother.
00:52:11Next, Dreaming of Me.
00:52:13Let's start with April Carrion.
00:52:15This outfit, I'm assuming, has something to do with Puerto Rico?
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:20It's representing a camp figure for a dance called Bomba, but it's not very queer friendly.
00:52:26So I decided to take that and make it my own.
00:52:29I love that.
00:52:30Also, this headpiece is stunning.
00:52:33I guess, yeah.
00:52:33It's so, so beautiful.
00:52:35The thing that I remember most about your performance, your lines are really clean.
00:52:39You understand your body as a performer so well.
00:52:43I think one of my favorite verses tonight was, I heard you get around like a taxi, but a face
00:52:49like that, you can only do a doggie.
00:52:51I mean, from the top, it was on and popping.
00:52:55You're not a singer, singer, but anything I threw at you, you tried, and you know what?
00:53:00It ended up just fine.
00:53:01It ended up being where it needed to be.
00:53:05Up next, Selena X.
00:53:07Titties.
00:53:07First thing, not to objectify you, the titties are here.
00:53:12I'm seeing them.
00:53:12I'm loving them.
00:53:13Our nipples are actually looking at each other right now.
00:53:15They're on time.
00:53:16Both headlights.
00:53:17This right here is gorgeous to me.
00:53:21It looks like a sculpture.
00:53:23Every flower perfectly placed.
00:53:26I love that you did this updo with the half moons.
00:53:29It's perfect.
00:53:31And then the performance, you killed it.
00:53:33Selena, what I noticed recording with you is the growth in you.
00:53:38There was a calmness.
00:53:39There was a happiness.
00:53:40There is a lightness to you this time around.
00:53:43You know, when I left for season 15, my mom, she had beat cancer twice at that point.
00:53:48And she was like, I'm good.
00:53:49I'm fine.
00:53:49But she was dying.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:51You know, so that was really, I think, why I was so discombobulated.
00:53:54So tonight, this, uh, my mommy loved tulips.
00:53:57So this is for my mom.
00:54:01Next up, Hose Before Bros.
00:54:04Starting with Ora Mayari.
00:54:07Ora, bitch, you can sing.
00:54:09Oh, thanks.
00:54:10The texture and the restraint and how you navigate and maneuver that voice was very impressive in this number.
00:54:17I thought you were so good when you were being a bro, when you were rapping.
00:54:20That was so fun and refreshing to see.
00:54:23When y'all came through that door, the energy blew me back.
00:54:28Like, y'all started at a high and went higher.
00:54:30What's your dance background?
00:54:32I just grew up dancing for fun but never had any type of training.
00:54:35You're so fucking clean.
00:54:37Like, it feels intoxicating to watch.
00:54:39And tonight, you look absolutely stunning.
00:54:42This kind of traditional Filipino butterfly sleeve and you've got the parasol.
00:54:46The whole dress is absolutely gorgeous.
00:54:48Really well done.
00:54:49Thank you so much.
00:54:51Well, here she is, y'all.
00:54:53Crystal Method.
00:54:54Hello, Rue.
00:54:55Oh, my gosh.
00:54:56This look is so chic.
00:54:58It looks like Jeremy Scott from Moschino.
00:55:00It has the humor but it also has the high fashion silhouette.
00:55:05Very sophisticated.
00:55:06Very Crystal Method.
00:55:07I'm going to be honest, the performance, you blew me away.
00:55:12You stood right there, neck to neck with Aura.
00:55:15Performing on set pieces that move, you know, a lot of core.
00:55:19More than you think.
00:55:20Believe you me.
00:55:21I figured that out.
00:55:23Yeah.
00:55:23So kudos to you both.
00:55:24On your season, you weren't the strongest dancer, if I remember correctly.
00:55:29No.
00:55:29It was wonderful to see.
00:55:31It was like, whoa.
00:55:32I didn't see it coming but I'm sure glad it did.
00:55:36Thank you, all stars.
00:55:37I think we've heard enough.
00:55:38While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:55:43You may leave the stage.
00:55:48Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
00:55:52Now, we are looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
00:55:56First up, Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:56:00First of all, it's so great to see Vivacious back.
00:56:03However, I think she was a little stiff and a little bit nervous.
00:56:05But then it's starting to loosen up through the performance and it's not easy to step up
00:56:10to Silky's level.
00:56:11They're sort of like playing into each other's maybe strengths and weaknesses, which I love
00:56:15when somebody 50-50s the other one out.
00:56:17But I think that Vivacious could have tried a little harder.
00:56:20Next, April Carrion and Selena Estides.
00:56:23I thought it was a good night for both of them.
00:56:25I was so happy to see them connect.
00:56:26They really complement each other very well.
00:56:28You know, I could hear in some of April's vocals where it was a little, you know, she's pushing
00:56:32it, but it actually ultimately worked out.
00:56:35They looked good, their choreography was tight, and they both looked adorable here on the
00:56:39main stage.
00:56:40I thought they were wonderful together.
00:56:42Aura and Crystal.
00:56:43They really, really complemented each other well, and I also think they were really very
00:56:47strong movers, if not dancers, which I really liked.
00:56:51I agree.
00:56:51They were like, okay, Mel and Kim, okay, Bardot.
00:56:55Like, it was actually a duo.
00:56:58Do you know what I mean?
00:56:59Felt like a modern-day Weather Girls, you know, because they came out here with such a purpose
00:57:04and such an objective that I was buying it from the very beginning.
00:57:08Absolutely.
00:57:09Silence.
00:57:10I've made my decision.
00:57:12Bring back my all-stars.
00:57:15Welcome back, Queens.
00:57:17Now, based on your duet performances and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
00:57:25This year, the Shablammy Award for Best Duet goes to...
00:57:35Aura Maiori and Crystal Methic.
00:57:40Congratulations.
00:57:41You're the top two all-stars of the week, and you've each earned two points.
00:57:47Will the rest of you please step to the back of the stage?
00:57:58Aura and Crystal, this week you made beautiful music together.
00:58:05Tonight, there can only be one winner.
00:58:09Two all-stars stand before me.
00:58:12Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point
00:58:21in the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:58:24The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy!
00:58:36I'm gonna do whatever it takes.
00:58:38I don't care if I'm doing a split, which I can't do, but I'm gonna do it just to show
00:58:43to the judges that I deserve that extra point.
00:58:46Although Aura has quickly become one of my close sisters in this competition, it's time
00:58:51to, um, put her in her place.
00:58:54Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:58:59It's raining, raining, raining for me
00:59:04There's nothing with the scheme
00:59:10And we won't waste another tea
01:00:24I have no choice from the start I've got to get sent to my heart
01:00:36There ain't no choice from the start
01:00:38Turn it up, bitch!
01:00:40Turn it up, bitch!
01:00:46Come on, give it to us, baby!
01:00:49Give it to us!
01:00:49All right!
01:00:50Hey, hey!
01:00:51Come on, give it to us, baby!
01:00:56It's enough, it's enough, it's enough
01:01:04It's enough, it's enough, it's enough
01:01:28All stars, I've made my decision
01:01:37Crystal Method, congratulations!
01:01:40You're a winner, baby!
01:01:43Yes!
01:01:45You've earned a cash tip of $10,000
01:01:48Perfect!
01:01:50Plus, tickets for you and your friends to see Stop That Train
01:01:53In theaters June 12th
01:01:55Plus, an extra point
01:01:57Which gives you a total of three points
01:02:00Just the amount of legs I have
01:02:04Vivacious, Silky, April, Selena
01:02:08Please step to the front of the stage
01:02:19All stars, with great power comes great responsibility
01:02:24Each week, the bottom four queens will each receive one point
01:02:29But, you cannot keep the point for yourself
01:02:33You must give it away
01:02:35To the all-star you believe is the MVQ
01:02:39The most valuable queen of the week
01:02:42Choose wisely
01:02:44Because at the end of this bracket
01:02:46The two queens with the most points
01:02:48Will move on to the semifinals
01:02:51The other queens will be eliminated
01:02:56Condragulations, all stars
01:02:57And remember, if you can't love yourself
01:03:00How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:03:02Can I get an amen up in here?
01:03:04Amen!
01:03:05Alright, now let the music play
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