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Jersey Shore- Family Vacation (2018) Season 9 Episode 3
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00:00Are you trying to have a kid?
00:01It happens.
00:02It would be great.
00:03I always wanted to be a mom, and I want to start my own family.
00:06Wait, can you take a pregnancy test?
00:08No, there's no way.
00:10Holy .
00:12We'll be pregnant together.
00:13What the ?
00:14Not good to tell people until three months.
00:16I'm not telling any of the roommates nothing about any of this.
00:19I could definitely see myself raising a family in this house.
00:22This is the start of a new beginning for me.
00:24Pauly is a show in Boston.
00:25So then we go to Boston.
00:27I love Boston.
00:30Let's party.
00:31Yeah.
00:32Good.
00:33Party count.
00:35The situation is under construction.
00:38This might not have been the best idea.
00:40We're so classy now.
00:42On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
00:45Get the freak out of here, you crazy.
00:47You're on.
00:48Hello.
00:49I'm still the sweetest bench you'll ever meet.
00:52You want to have fun to do something crazy.
00:55I'm a winner.
00:56You a buster.
00:57You don't want no problems with me.
00:59You a little player.
01:00I'm a huster.
01:00Sam was being a little mysterious.
01:03Yeah.
01:03She was like, you want to come here?
01:04I was like, I hope everything's okay.
01:06Yeah.
01:07I'm a huster.
01:08I'm at the top.
01:09You looking up from the bar.
01:10Somebody better get them come stop.
01:13Yo, yo, yo.
01:14What up?
01:15RSVP in the building.
01:16Yo, what up, guys?
01:17What's up?
01:17What's up?
01:18Yo.
01:18Boys, you got the memo, right?
01:19We heading to Boston?
01:20Yes.
01:21I'm looking forward to it.
01:22Now we're going to hear everyone that talks like Paulie.
01:24Park the car.
01:25Then we're going to go to Starmark.
01:26Park the car in the bar.
01:27I got to go to my barber.
01:30Wow.
01:30All right.
01:31Are all the girls going?
01:32I hope so.
01:33Yeah.
01:33I mean, I know Sammy's pregnant, so.
01:34Bro, don't bring that up in front of Ronnie.
01:36It's a story, you know.
01:37Yeah.
01:37Yeah.
01:37We don't want to get him upset.
01:38It's too soon.
01:39Yeah.
01:39Oh my God, baby.
01:45Hello.
01:46Hi.
01:47How are you guys?
01:48Good.
01:49How are you?
01:50Bumping along over here.
01:52You look great.
01:53Thanks.
01:53Yeah.
01:54So what's the news?
01:55Why did you invite us here?
01:56Is everything okay?
01:58Boston, you know how we do trips.
02:00Like, there's always, like, things going on.
02:01Like, you're always moving and doing something.
02:03And I just feel like I could barely walk without feeling pain.
02:07I'm just freaked out.
02:08I have, like, pregnancy paranoia.
02:11I have no idea.
02:12Yes.
02:12I've decided I'm not going to go.
02:14I just don't feel comfortable.
02:17You're staying home because you know that you don't feel comfortable?
02:21That's a super mom.
02:22Yeah.
02:22It took me so long to get here.
02:24That's what I'm saying.
02:25I get it.
02:26And I don't even want to jeopardize it.
02:28You're already a good mommy.
02:29I love that for you.
02:30Thanks, guys.
02:30We'll have a blast in Boston for you.
02:33I wonder if Angie's going to go, and I want to go.
02:36I haven't spoke to her.
02:37I haven't spoken to her.
02:38Have you?
02:39Um, no.
02:40Well, she wasn't in the best mood at the movie, at your movie then.
02:43Did she say anything during the car ride?
02:48I got the blood where it's on yesterday.
02:49Oh, amazing.
02:50Um, four to five weeks or something.
02:52Oh.
02:52I already knew because of the sixth pregnancy test, but, like, that was, like, solidified.
03:01She's been very short with me, so I don't know.
03:04Let your body talk.
03:05Let your body talk.
03:06Let your body talk.
03:07Let your body talk.
03:08Let your body talk.
03:11Let your body talk.
03:11I never will play the Wild Rover no more.
03:28I could use a New England clam chowder here in Boston because Paulie has a show this weekend
03:34here we go team Boston so why not come a few days early oh I love the weather cozy sightsee
03:40a little
03:41bit you know just like enjoy Boston how you doing today I'm good here you go my brother welcome to
03:49Boston we'll get you the socks there we go the socks thank you so much I have no idea what's
03:55in store for
03:56us welcome to the hotel commonwealth but Boston's like a dope city it's just one of those places
04:00that I don't really get to go a lot but when I do I have a good time the guy
04:05at the front was
04:05funny oh his accent looks like Paulie here's some Boston trivia for you please name the baseball
04:13team located in Boston okay what is the name of their stadium yes good news is guys that we are
04:22going to Fenway Park really oh yes I was down in Florida tried to get you to come to the
04:28show but
04:29you texted me I know you want your friends wanted to come who was gonna come the girl that I'm
04:32dating
04:33oh I could have met mrs. Ron oh damn I wanted to see a nice BBL you know my girlfriend
04:41Kirsten we've
04:42been dating for over a year and a half hey baby hey baby hi and things are getting pretty serious
04:48so
04:48nice out it's like beautiful we met on Instagram and then we built a friendship like I'm like on
04:57island like right now and then it turned into something what time did your girl get here yeah
05:01no I'm gonna come on bro I'm definitely moving way slower with this relationship I haven't told
05:06anybody yet it's good it should be at your own pace you know there's a lot of you went through
05:11the last
05:11few years I get it you know I realized that I can't rush into something because of my daughter and
05:16it's like I'm not bringing somebody just into my life it's her life too I want you to meet everybody
05:22they're all fine and you're probably gonna get haze of course it's like throwing you into like the
05:27wolf's den is she nice yeah she's she's from Germany from Germany yeah she was born in Germany
05:34holy she was like 15 16 is she German yeah I think that that's very nice I I can't wait
05:40to meet her
05:41wow Ron has a German girlfriend I'm just picturing this like Instagram model with a German accent
05:48subscribe to my OnlyFans do it now she's gonna be your plus one at Sam's wedding
05:54here we are oh are we rich this looks like a bougie hotel oh hi wicked nice Boston we are
06:01in the
06:02building oh hi what's up family hi all right we're in Boston yeah it's gonna be wicked awesome
06:09Ronnie you came from Miami Miami yeah Ronnie's a German girlfriend oh my god you got a German
06:15girlfriend like that you can't keep anything secret like what are you Mike now wait wait so
06:20this is a long distance relationship from Germany no she's from Florida oh Ronnie got secrets how many
06:27months you've been with her uh it's been a while like almost a year really oh my god wait so
06:33I'm not
06:33shocked that Ronnie has a girlfriend that boy is never single but I am kind of excited that this is
06:40the first time Ronnie's talking about his girlfriend that means it's like getting serious with it
06:44well Samantha's not coming she wasn't comfortable traveling so yeah we were figuring that she said
06:50she's like definitely having FOMO but I'm loving Boston yeah what's your favorite Boston movie
06:54uh I like the town I like the departed the departed the departed yes oh the departed was that was
07:01a
07:01legendary movie I'm the guy that does my job you're the other guy that's what you say to Angelina all
07:06the time I can't do with this I do my job I'm the guy that does this job you're the
07:12guy that doesn't
07:13why is Angelina not here has anybody spoken to Angelina no I did text her she was pregnant but she
07:21didn't answer oh well it's all over so there was a picture circulating of Ange that looked pregnant
07:29it was everywhere no I just think she's pregnant oh she's pregnant she's pregnant I think so are you
07:34serious yeah like holy she did say that she was actively trying to get pregnant though I'm just
07:39getting wow from who wow a lot of shots have been fired literally literally she has to be pregnant so
07:48there is a world where she could be right now but you know if she is and she's happy I'm
07:54super happy
07:54for her so wait a second you texted Ange and she didn't respond she has a response so I think
08:00it's safe
08:01to say that no response is silent yes is a response
08:20hi hi how are you good how are you Angelina has been radio silence for a while now so I'm
08:26like let me
08:26check in and just see if she's okay congratulations on your new home do you love it I do it's
08:31been a
08:32lot though oh I'm sure show me around look at the backyard though oh my god wow this is beautiful
08:38right
08:38I want to have like a party back here with everybody this is literally like you're in a resort this
08:43is a
08:43very beautiful home new beginnings I mean yeah I think Angelina getting a new house is a good move
08:49just to get out of her old ways and that house of like negativity I think this is a good
08:54move for her
08:54how you feeling good pregnant but good how are you doing though I'm okay like it's just me doing
08:59this is overwhelming like by myself I feel like you're secuding yourself a little bit you okay I'm
09:04okay I'm trying to just navigate all this this is a lot there's just a lot of things going on
09:08I'm
09:09moving pregnancy's on my mind you've been a ghost you think I've been like a ghost Ange I've been
09:14texting you don't even answer me back plus lately I've been feeling a little weird like very tired
09:19but maybe that's a normal feeling when you're carrying a child I don't know you want to mend
09:24things in your life you want to fix your relationships with people you don't want
09:28the negative hole to keep spiraling downward you have become a bougie little
09:33we've been together seven minutes no balls in the face okay just a sausage just videos are
09:39going to be blackmailed for the rest of their life you're at the iconic cheers bar
09:46ladies where have you been why aren't you here in boston I don't know if it's morning sickness or
09:51what is everything okay no not not at all you don't want no smoke gonna take me to the airport
09:57what are you gonna do in boston have a show later in the week and gonna meet the crew
10:00go to fenway go to show them everything basically show them my home oh nice oh no what my flight's
10:08delayed what oh great damn it serious now I'm gonna miss fenway oh man come on
10:23I know you're upset about what happened at the movie set but who would ask somebody like if if they're
10:28pregnant or not wait Andrew you're pregnant is that why you didn't go to boston yeah that's absurd to me
10:36that like anyone would ever bring that up because it's like girl they're just asking because you've
10:41basically been implying that you could be pregnant multiple times I mean and my other people yeah
10:47here's the other kicker my thoughts burn so I have a bum sitting in the nitro team oh my god
10:53I have
10:53my my I have my picking so I'm spotting so I'm gonna take a pregnancy test I'm like oh my
10:58god stop I don't
10:59know I mean come on now to me I'm like this is an amazing thing in your life you wanted
11:03it it's all
11:04good it's all positive vibes no matter how it happened why not tell people is there anything going on
11:11that you're like I just am I'm not there's a lot of stuff going on you know and I just
11:15don't want
11:15to talk about it right now I really don't want to talk about any of that right now
11:31uh Ronnie you see uh you see your boy on social media man uh throwing up 315 kid for like
11:36six
11:36yeah nice boy kid Mike can't go anywhere without talking about how he's benching 315 let's all
11:43watch the 18th video of him doing the bench press we got it the first time okay we don't need
11:47a
11:47weekly post of you doing six reps at 315. my morning routine is legendary yeah Pauly just texted
11:54my flight is delayed head to Fenway without me yep you sound like a child later learning to read
12:00wow it's fun making fun of Dina I love getting under her skin he's like let's go get some corn
12:09dogs at Fenway you've become a bougie little oh that's a little bit of a leap sweetie don't call
12:17me sweetie don't call me sweetie it's Miami sweetie no I think don't call me sweetie uh okay sweetie
12:24oh my god calm down penis head we've been together seven minutes anyway let's go to Fenway Park I hope
12:31they have fried pickles there are we going the right way this is going up no 523 it's going down
12:36on the
12:36right side though that's what she said oh there it is the situation's real look we're neighbors in
12:42the hotel too oh my god we share a room kind of oh cute they gave us little cookie
12:50I hope I brought enough books Michael what's happening hey come on I just wanted to see if
12:58you brought the eggs that I asked you to bring yes yes I did okay perfect I have a dozen
13:03right
13:04here thank you situation farms I'm getting the eggs from Mike because I have a game that I want
13:10to do with the roomies what did you need them for um you guys talk about being healthy all the
13:15time
13:15and I just want to make sure I have a good egg while I'm here I'm not going to tell
13:18Mike because
13:19I don't want him telling the boys and then the boys be like I'm not doing it so they'll find
13:24out
13:24sooner or later all right I will see you in a little bit thank you for the eggs okay you
13:29got
13:29the five hardcovers oh oh my god my flask Dana yeah I feel like since we're gonna probably be doing
13:37a
13:37lot of sightseeing like going around the town I want to make sure me and my meatball have our drinks
13:41hi look what I brought so yes these look like hairbrushes okay but they're not what are they
13:51flask stop it this is what I usually use at cheer comps and I always hide our drinks because they're
13:56not supposed to like carry drinks everywhere because it's a cheer competition so we're like
14:00pretending to brush our hair yeah I mean if I'm gonna drink wine I might as well have some nice
14:04hair
14:05while doing it do you want me to fill it up to the top no yes all right let's do
14:10it
14:10we're going to Fenway Park we're going to Fenway Park Tina's going to get a corn dog
14:17Mina's going to come for you I can't wait when she starts I'm just like slowly you know
14:21she gets struck poking the bear he's hysterical go see a stand-up comedy guys it's breezy
14:28I'm gonna have to zip this bad boy up you feel me you're gonna be freezing sit up on a
14:32jacket
14:32nah I'm good you better get it dressed like a clown I am the jacket who dressed you today
14:39I can't listen come on guys we won't stand out at all
14:42oh my god good thing I brought the glasses
14:53why do you have 20 bucks well listen enough about me street peddler enough about me big
14:58daddy sitch is bringing along his best selling novel and I'm giving the gift of the comeback
15:04to the Red Sox today I'm giving the gift of chlamydia oh look we are here oh there it is
15:12the Red Sox
15:13oh my gosh look circus look they're juggling look at those legs all legs baby you guys here for the
15:21toy I feel like Fenway Park is definitely a staple in Boston so the fact that we're like getting
15:27educated on it and we have like our own tour guide and it's private I mean this is pretty cool
15:32please
15:32follow me this way all right wow you guys have a whole performance I never know when I'm gonna run
15:37into a fan and that's when you know I have these books handy all right here you go you got
15:41a situation
15:41of Xavier oh appreciate it all right you use that for like your firewood that bad boy's like five
15:48stars man I really wish it wasn't busted but like I have literal fears about traveling it's a lot to
16:00think about when you're pregnant yeah and Angelina she didn't go either she doesn't want to be around
16:04me like she doesn't want to tell anybody she's stressing out that's all I know but you're having a
16:08baby she'll be proud it's a huge blessing to be a mom I think Angie's just too in her head
16:14I think
16:14she's scared of everybody's reactions scared of being pregnant in general I just think there's a
16:18lot going on I think once she comes out and tells everybody she'll feel better anyways yeah like just
16:22come out and say it already and then the other hand I'm like it's nice to have somebody going through
16:27it with me I'm not gonna lie like maybe this is our chance to bond a little bit you and
16:32who would have two peas in a pod oh yeah your kids could hang out together I don't know about
16:37that like your kids gonna be cursing and doing bad things I said so ours oh my kids gonna hang
16:43out here let's go thank you for showing us around oh no problem this is awesome over here all the
16:50magazines through our highlights oh wow wow there's a lot of history throughout these walls Fenway Park is
16:55so historic so welcome to a little museum inside of Fenway Park it's like one of the oldest stadiums
17:02in the country oh wow are we allowed to touch it that's what she said oh wow my dad will
17:07love this
17:08yeah this guy's from the Bronx I mean I'm a New York Yankee fan I kind of feel like I'm
17:12betraying them a
17:13little bit let's get a world series trophy photo that was awesome yes thank you this right here are the
17:19best seats in baseball in my opinion I recommend going to the first level best view from down there
17:23oh I see my name oh wow let me take a picture see wow get oh my god photo I
17:29have to say Fenway Park
17:30went above and beyond wow this is awesome I want a video of mine just like wow I feel famous
17:36that one says Jersey Shore family Fenway vacation oh did I get that oh wait so you know I heard
17:42you
17:42like food yes I got some tennies ready let's go now you're speaking my language you had me at hello
17:49okay like I said I called in a favor I got some stuff for you guys oh wow I was
17:54hoping that there
17:55was a tour of the concession stand oh wow look at it I feel like that's a rite of passage
17:59if you go to
17:59Fenway yeah you got to try the food let's see what we got here oh he's trying everything let's go
18:04if I
18:05have to describe the tendies in one word oh wow fire okay the infamous Fenway Frank yo well the Fenway
18:14Frank is on another level quality Frank all right we're gonna wash it down with some popcorn hey I
18:21would like some Fenway Franks but you don't need the buns just like so there's a tick tock challenge
18:25going around where basically you're throwing hot dogs at someone's face and they have to catch it in
18:30their mouth in slow motion what you got Vinny because I wonder if we could do this tick tock
18:35oh my god I need to see this you do it in slow motion oh wow no I'm not doing
18:41it I'll do it if Mike
18:42does it I'm in if I'm in if you film I'll throw the hot dogs all right fine I mean
18:46honestly this is
18:47not even a viral tick tock challenge mom run you got this I used to be a picture in softball
18:52oh great
18:53videos they're gonna be blackmail for the rest of their life okay here we go
18:57come on run
19:00come on run you got this
19:04all right mics up
19:09come on get another one
19:11come on I'm not in a sport so I really don't know what this has to do with baseball three
19:22strikes and
19:22you're out
19:22oh
19:47we're in Boston
19:48Hi, guys. Follow me down this way, please.
19:51Welcome to the warning track.
19:53Oh, how cool.
19:54We're in the historic Fenway Park.
19:57I'm definitely cheating on the Yankees.
19:58Being down on the field, seeing it from this perspective...
20:02It's beautiful.
20:02...is super dope.
20:03I need to take a video of this to show the boys.
20:05I threw out the first pitch at a men's game recently, and that felt amazing.
20:10You're gonna do great, honey!
20:12I just love sports, and, like, honestly, what a great first Boston adventure.
20:16Xavier, did you see my recent poster about men in the 315 club?
20:20This is this week's numbers, man.
20:21Damn.
20:22So that's 315.
20:23Is Mike showing this guy his workout videos right now?
20:25Here we go again.
20:27And then that's number five.
20:28Took a second break, and that's number six.
20:31Mike has something in his head.
20:32He has to say it 8,000 times to everybody.
20:36All right, guys, this is where I entered into the 315 club.
20:39Oh, God, no one cares.
20:40Did you see my recent poster about men in the 315 club?
20:43Yeah, numerous.
20:44You see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid?
20:48Yeah.
20:48Michael!
20:49He's in the middle of Fenway Park, you idiot!
20:51Michael, enjoy the moment!
20:53I don't think this guy gives a about Mike's 315 club.
20:56Boy, that's heavy, right?
20:57He just wants to get this tour over with.
20:59We're over here throwing hot dogs at each other.
21:02I think he wants to go home.
21:03All right, so, we have a manual scoreboard here at Fenway Park.
21:06It's actually people inside of the scoreboard.
21:09Can you make the score say 315?
21:10Oh, my God!
21:12Wow, this is cool.
21:14Welcome to Inside the Monster, you guys.
21:16All the players, first time coming to Fenway Park, they're actually coming here to sign on the wall.
21:20All these signatures are from current players, old players, the way teams, legends.
21:24Wow, this is cool.
21:25Piece of history, man.
21:26Very cool.
21:27Sharpie?
21:27We're all signing?
21:28This is cool.
21:29We're allowed to sign?
21:30I feel like that's like Katy Perry going to space.
21:33Literally.
21:34That's really good.
21:35Did you make the score say Jersey Shore?
21:37Of course.
21:38J-E-R.
21:39Oh, my gosh, this is so cool.
21:41Like, this will make such a good group photo.
21:43All right, we're starting Jersey right here.
21:45J.
21:46I just want to be at that one.
21:47Good job.
21:49E.
21:50Yeah, we got it, sweetie.
21:51Shut up.
21:52J-E-R-E, right?
21:54Jersey.
21:55Listen, I've been drinking.
21:57When in Boston, when in Boston, right?
22:00When in Boston.
22:01Wait, stop.
22:02All of our hair's in it.
22:04So my brain isn't all there.
22:06It looks lopsided.
22:08That's what she said.
22:09All right, guys, get out of here and look at it.
22:12Oh, wow.
22:13That looks cool.
22:14Very nice.
22:15That was a lot of work.
22:15Good job, Vin.
22:16Let's take a photo, guys.
22:17I can't believe this guy benches more than Mike.
22:20That looks amazing, guys.
22:22All right, we're going to go to the visiting team dugout.
22:25There's all the way teams sit.
22:26Is there a bar?
22:28So Aaron Judge, Derek Jeter, this is where they sat when they came to play against the
22:33Boston Red Sox.
22:34Wow.
22:34Very cool.
22:35Yeah, this is cool.
22:36Wait, Michael?
22:37What are you doing?
22:38I'm leaving signed books for the players.
22:41Oh, my God.
22:41They're going to love this.
22:42I said no one's going to pick up your books.
22:44What?
22:45No!
22:46We're going to leave little Easter eggs so that when they get it, they have the gift of
22:50the comeback.
22:51Boston, you're welcome.
22:53We're leaving.
22:53Let's go, Michael.
22:54All right, guys, this is the end of the tour.
22:55You're the greatest tour guide ever.
22:58Where should we go to keep these vibes going?
23:00I highly recommend Cheers.
23:02Cheers?
23:02Cheers.
23:03Like the cheers?
23:04Like the cheers.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:06I grew up to cheers because my dad is a super cheers fan, so I am so excited to keep
23:11this
23:11like iconic Boston day going.
23:13Don't worry.
23:13I have the transportation covered.
23:15Just follow me.
23:16Okay, let's go.
23:17Oh, my God.
23:18I didn't like that thing.
23:19All right, let's go.
23:20You Vinny?
23:21Hey.
23:22Hi, Jennifer.
23:23Boston Jen.
23:23Nice to meet you.
23:24How are you?
23:24Are these your schmuck friends here?
23:26These are schmucks.
23:27So, looking up things to do in Boston, I come across the schmuck truck.
23:31A schmuck toy.
23:32Come on.
23:32Let's go.
23:33Wow, Boston schmuck toy.
23:35Get the schmuck on the schmuck and track.
23:37She seems fun.
23:38A bunch of schmucks.
23:38Schmuck is kind of like an idiot.
23:40It's kind of like a chooch.
23:41Hey.
23:42This is adorable.
23:43This is cute.
23:44Mike blends in with the seats.
23:46If it's anything like I'm envisioning, we're going to fit right in.
23:49All right, let's go, schmucks.
23:50Book it, Allie.
23:51Easy on the bumps.
23:52That's what he used to say to Mike.
23:54Oh!
24:01What's up, Boston?
24:03I am here.
24:04It means a lot to me to come back to Boston.
24:06I love Boston.
24:06It's time again.
24:07Being from Rhode Island, we would always come to Boston to go out.
24:10I would DJ in Boston.
24:11It feels like home.
24:12Yeah.
24:13But let me see where these roommates are at.
24:33I wish I could have been in Boston, but, like, I just don't want to be questioned, and I don't
24:37really know if I'm ready to open up about this yet.
24:41It just happened.
24:42I'm not, like, so far along.
24:44Like, you don't tell people you're pregnant until you're over that hump.
24:47Come on.
24:47Let's take a nap, okay?
24:48I don't feel like a...
24:49And being pregnant.
24:50It's hard as being sick and everything.
24:54Overall, I feel like...
24:55I feel so bad.
24:57I can't get back to all these people, but I just don't feel good right now.
24:59I can't talk.
25:03Oh!
25:04Oh!
25:04Oh!
25:05Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:07Oh!
25:11So here we are in our lovely way at the Cheers Bar.
25:14I love it.
25:15That show is iconic.
25:16It's where everybody calls your name.
25:19Everybody knows your name.
25:21Or no.
25:22It's where everybody knows your name.
25:24Goodness gracious.
25:25All right, listen, everybody.
25:27You're at the iconic Cheers Bar.
25:29This is where everybody knows your name.
25:31Okay?
25:32So let's go to the Cheers Bar.
25:37I love her so much.
25:39That is awesome.
25:40Yeah, take us everywhere.
25:42All right, downstairs schmucks, go eat.
25:43Thanks, schmuck.
25:44I'll be here.
25:45The Cheers Bar.
25:47Is this where everybody knows your name?
25:49Oh, it's very 90s.
25:50Oh, Cheers.
25:51Are we sitting at the bar?
25:52Oh, my God!
25:53I love sitting at the bar.
25:55Oh, my God, this is so cool.
25:57It's like this set of Cheers.
25:59How cute is this?
26:01I love a bar.
26:02I feel like I'm at home here.
26:03Cheers.
26:04Cheers.
26:04Cheers and Cheers.
26:07Pauly's FaceTiming me.
26:09Yo.
26:09I just got to Boston.
26:10Where you guys at?
26:11We're at the Cheers Bar.
26:12Yo, stop here.
26:14Yeah, but where am I going to park the car?
26:15Uh, just park the car, Sandy.
26:17All right, I'm on my way.
26:18All right, bye.
26:18Hey, guys.
26:20On the show Cheers, when Norm would walk in,
26:22everybody would greet him and say,
26:24Norm!
26:25So when Pauly D walks in,
26:27we're going to yell,
26:28Pauly D!
26:29We're going to pretend like we are on the set of Cheers.
26:32All right, you guys ready?
26:33Ready.
26:34What's coming?
26:38Oh, Pauly D!
26:39Oh, Pauly D!
26:43I'm the both of you, the loud ones!
26:45What's up, Pauly D?
26:46What's up, Pauly D?
26:47What are you guys doing in Boston?
26:48Hanging out.
26:49So how was Fenway?
26:50You would have loved it.
26:51Oh, nice.
26:51You know, this is like my Nugget Woods, right?
26:53The Cheers Bar?
26:54Yeah.
26:55Isn't that weird because we're like a show within a show?
26:58It's like Black Mirror.
26:59It's crazy.
27:00Yeah.
27:05Making your way in the world today
27:08Takes everything you've got
27:11Taking a break from all your worries
27:13Sure would help a lot
27:17Wouldn't you like to get away?
27:22Sometimes you want to go
27:24Where everybody knows your name
27:29And they're always glad you came
27:33You want to be where you can see
27:36The troubles are all the same
27:38You want to be where everybody knows your name
27:43You want to go where people know
27:46People are all the same
27:48You want to go where everybody knows your name
27:57That was beautiful.
27:59Good job.
28:00A little more for safety.
28:02Wait.
28:04There, take this.
28:05The roomies are all here now.
28:06I feel like it's the perfect time
28:08to kind of reveal my egg game
28:10that I want to do with the roomies.
28:12I asked Mike to bring some eggs to Boston.
28:15Those are farm-fresh eggs.
28:17Yeah.
28:18Okay.
28:18The yolk is the yokest.
28:20Okay.
28:21I'm giving you guys a competition.
28:24Everybody is going to get an egg
28:26and whoever doesn't crack the egg
28:28the longest wins.
28:29Can't we just go someplace and enjoy it?
28:31Why's it always going to be something?
28:32We have to take care of it
28:33for the next three days.
28:35Wow.
28:35They just thought it would be funny
28:36to see who could take care of their eggs the best.
28:38I ain't trying to hold no egg for the whole trip.
28:40Right?
28:40I have $500 here.
28:42I am going to give an award.
28:44I have $500 for the winner.
28:46I feel like it'll give them
28:47a little more oomph to be involved.
28:49What if three of us don't crack the egg?
28:51And then we just got to split the $500.
28:52That's like $5.
28:53But I'm like, you know what?
28:54It doesn't matter.
28:55I'm going to win.
28:57Basically, they're your kid.
28:58I left my kids to be a degenerate.
29:01Give me my child.
29:02Now I got to be responsible for a goddamn egg.
29:03Does anybody else want an egg?
29:05You do?
29:06Oh, my God.
29:07Vinny wants an egg.
29:09Hey, it's not a stupid T-shirt.
29:11You can do whatever you want
29:12to make your egg last.
29:14They're not hard-boiled,
29:15so you have to be careful.
29:17Yes.
29:18Big Daddy Cinch is a chicken tender.
29:20I take care of eggs all day long.
29:24We've got a situation.
29:27This is liquid gold right here.
29:29This is going to be the easiest $500
29:30that I've ever won.
29:31I'm putting rims on mine.
29:33Also, if you want to make a face,
29:35I have little clothes and I have a hat.
29:37Oh, give me one of them mouths, man.
29:38Look at me.
29:39This is me in pictures.
29:40Yes, all the time.
29:41Oh, she's fabulous.
29:42Look at me, man.
29:43Ooh, nice.
29:45Look at my egg and the hat.
29:46Mine's got my mouth.
29:47Yes.
29:48All right, we have to name them.
29:50This is Ashley.
29:52I have Frankie.
29:53Oh, Vinny, yours looks like you.
29:55Yours got pink eyes.
29:56Oh, this is Katie.
29:58She's at Coachella.
29:59Oh, nice.
30:00This is Stefano.
30:01Stefano.
30:02He's a supercar enthusiast.
30:03Nice.
30:04Nice.
30:05Mine is named Seb.
30:06He likes sneakers.
30:07He's into fashion.
30:08And he doesn't like skinny women.
30:12We're not just making an egg.
30:14We're making a member of the family.
30:16This is Frankie.
30:17He doesn't like rude people.
30:21Like, they have a back story.
30:23They have history.
30:24This is Esteban.
30:25Why is Esteban?
30:27Esteban went to prison for financial crimes.
30:31Esteban is a little cockeyed.
30:33He's really good at bocce ball and scrabble.
30:35And loves Spanish rice.
30:37This is Chelsea.
30:38She's my Long Island queen.
30:40She's living her best life.
30:42Wow, look at you guys.
30:43I'm so impressed.
30:45Everybody is so into it.
30:46I knew they would come around.
30:48I knew it.
30:50Whoa, I almost just dropped it.
30:51I can't believe no one cracked the egg yet.
30:53Yeah, we have to make bets.
30:54Who's going to ruin their egg first?
30:56And who's going to ruin their egg the last?
30:58The last is probably Dina.
31:00Yeah, Dina's going to take it home.
31:02Listen, I'm a mom, so, like, I think I have this one in the bag.
31:05I want to make Ashley look pretty.
31:10Ow.
31:11Oh, my God.
31:13Dina!
31:15Oh, meatball down.
31:18You lost 500.
31:19This is your game.
31:20What is happening?
31:22Jesus.
31:22Now he's fresh.
31:24That doesn't count.
31:25R.I.P. Ashley.
31:33Well, Ashley's dead.
31:35I don't know if it's morning sickness or what,
31:37but being that Sammy is the only one that knows my secret.
31:40Is everything okay?
31:41No, not at all.
31:42She's definitely the one I'm going to lean on here.
31:44All right, I'll see you in a little.
31:45All right, see you in a little, okay.
31:52You lost 500.
31:54This is your game.
31:55What just happened?
31:56I'm just going to make a new egg.
31:58No way.
31:59Why do you still have an egg?
32:00This is your game.
32:01It's going to take a couple days for this L to sink in for Dina.
32:04She seems okay.
32:06Screw it.
32:07I make the rules.
32:08I make this competition.
32:10I'm making a second Ashland.
32:11I just want an egg.
32:13So, what else is going on?
32:14Ronnie has a German girlfriend.
32:16Really?
32:16Yep.
32:17Good for you, man.
32:18Let's meet Ronnie's girlfriend.
32:20I'm like, oh, here we go.
32:22Thank you, Vin.
32:23You want to show us a picture?
32:24You want to show her a picture.
32:25Oh, my God.
32:25I've been begging to see Ron's girlfriend.
32:28You were supposed to show me a picture.
32:29I'm good, man.
32:30Can I see a picture?
32:32You said that last time.
32:33I know.
32:33Show me a little.
32:34Like, bitch, just show me your girlfriend.
32:36Like, what do you think I'm going to do?
32:36Stalk her?
32:37Ooh, Ronnie's in a relationship.
32:39How long?
32:40I definitely want my girlfriend to meet all the roomies,
32:43but we both agreed that we would definitely take things slow.
32:46And I think by doing that, we built something that I never had with my significant other,
32:50which is a healthy relationship.
32:52So, what else?
32:53Angelina's not here because she's pregnant.
32:55Yes?
32:55Yeah.
32:56Are you the father?
32:58That's what the word is.
33:11Ronnie has a German girlfriend.
33:13Angelina's pregnant.
33:14Oh, my God.
33:15Bunch of wieners to the face.
33:17That's all that happened today.
33:18All right.
33:19So, the usual Tuesday.
33:21Guys, don't worry.
33:22It'd be great.
33:23Career suicide.
33:24You'll love it.
33:25What a good time.
33:26Shall we?
33:27Hello.
33:28Oh, we're going?
33:28Let's go.
33:29All right, guys.
33:29Good night.
33:30Bye.
33:32Everybody make sure you have your egg.
33:33Mine's in my titties.
33:34Oh, I'm going through the back.
33:35That's what she said.
33:37Hey, Jen.
33:38Oh, it's my new bestie, Jen.
33:39I like the schmuck truck.
33:40I love it.
33:42I'm a fan.
33:43Mike, where's your egg?
33:44Oh, it's going to break in the pocket of me, too.
33:46Vinny, where's your egg?
33:47I got it right here.
33:48My egg's over on the inside.
33:50I never thought that I would ever be taking an egg home from the bar.
33:55That's a first for me.
33:57Ron, can you show me now?
33:58Why are you so secretive?
34:00Was she in the CIA?
34:01I don't understand.
34:02They're not letting up about my girlfriend, so here, look.
34:06I want to see.
34:09Ronny, do we know she's special and a good girl?
34:11Yeah.
34:12How do you know?
34:12Because I've been talking to her for a year, and I've been making sure.
34:15Ronny, let me see, brother.
34:16Oh, she's pretty.
34:17Oh, this is Ronny's type.
34:19Yeah, she's your type.
34:20She's a good person.
34:21Good for you, man.
34:22She's good to me.
34:23She takes care of me.
34:24She's good with the baby?
34:25Yeah, she's really good with Ariana.
34:27I need to meet.
34:28Yeah, one day we will.
34:29I think that when they do meet her, they're going to love her.
34:31Let me see.
34:32Let me see.
34:32Be careful.
34:33He's going to slide in the DM.
34:35I'm already subscribed, you idiot.
34:38I've been taking it slow with her.
34:39Good for you, Ron.
34:40You're going to like it.
34:41Yeah.
34:42I'm happy for you.
34:42We just want you happy.
34:43Well, I am.
34:44I am.
34:44I'm just hoping it works out for Ron, because he does deserve, like, a good girl, and,
34:48like, to be in love, and just to have, like, a stable relationship.
34:50So I hope this one works out.
34:52Here we are.
34:54All right.
34:55Open the bag, please.
34:57That's what she said.
34:58See you schmucks later.
34:58Bye, Jen.
34:59I'm sure we'll see you tomorrow.
35:01Jen, I'll text you tomorrow, okay?
35:03All right, Vinny.
35:04Don't go too far.
35:05I won't go too far.
35:06Woo!
35:07Welcome home, Pauly.
35:08Good night.
35:09Good night.
35:09Good night.
35:10Good night.
35:11It happens in Boston.
35:13Stays in Boston.
35:14Unless you're Mike with a hot dog.
35:16I can't.
35:16Don't put my Ike to bed.
35:18I got to put Seth to sleep.
35:19I know.
35:20You're choking.
35:21Good night, guys.
35:22Good night.
35:23Mike, don't snore.
35:25Oh, my God.
35:26I need to not drink anymore.
35:29I just did myself in the end.
35:31All right, Ash.
35:32I'm going to get you settled.
35:33We'll sleep right here.
35:35Get some clothes.
35:36Oh, yep.
35:37Lock it into place.
35:38You feel me?
35:39Trying to get that 500, man.
35:41Don't move.
35:43All right, my guy.
35:44It's kind of creepy if you look at me while I'm sleeping.
35:46So look over there.
35:47All right.
35:49All right.
35:50Good night, Frankie.
35:52We're going to bed.
35:54Overall, first day in Boston.
35:56Freaking loved it.
35:56So much fun.
35:57Now, I'm just glad that Katie is safe and sound in my room.
36:01Katie is fine.
36:02Katie, you are fine.
36:03I have three children.
36:05You're not going to die.
36:06Gina killed her child right away.
36:09So, just saying.
36:11I'm hoping that my ex survives this Boston trip.
36:13But, you know, well, if it does, it does.
36:17Have a good night.
36:18Te la vee.
36:33I don't know what's going on with my body.
36:35It's like, not feeling good.
36:37I felt like utter last night and into the morning.
36:40I don't know if it's stress, but the pregnancy's on my mind.
36:43And this is making me nervous.
36:46Hey.
36:46Hey.
36:47How's it going?
36:50You know, feeling a little weird.
36:52Really?
36:53Is everything okay?
36:54No, not at all.
36:55I'm not actually far from you.
36:57I want to just ask you what you think, your opinion on stuff.
37:00Yeah, honey.
37:01So cool, girl.
37:02Okay.
37:02All right.
37:02I'll see you in a little.
37:03All right.
37:03See you in a little.
37:04Bye.
37:04Bye.
37:05Bye-bye.
37:05I don't know if it's morning sickness or what.
37:07But being that Sammy is the only one that knows what I'm going through,
37:10she knows my secret.
37:11Ugh.
37:14She's definitely the one I'm going to lean on here.
37:23Jesus.
37:29Welcome to Tender Town!
37:31Oh, wow.
37:32I'm pretty sure I can make a horror movie out of this.
37:35We got the keys to the city, baby.
37:36Tina's like, when I want to be healthy, I eat one biscuit.
37:39Leave her alone.
37:40I'm not taking any more of this nonsense.
37:41You little ass.
37:43Oh, you little ass.
37:44You think something's wrong?
37:45I don't know.
37:46Go.
37:46I don't know.
37:47I don't know.
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