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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 8 Episode 21
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00:00Whoa, there's no way!
00:02Holy shit!
00:04Pauly, we're pregnant together.
00:05What the fuck?
00:06Not good to tell people until three months.
00:08I'm not telling any of the roommates nothing about any of this.
00:11I could definitely see myself raising a family in this house.
00:14This is the start of a new beginning for me.
00:16Pauly is a show in Boston.
00:18So then we go to Boston.
00:19I love Boston!
00:22Yeah, party!
00:25Party, pal!
00:27The situation is under construction.
00:30This might not have been the best idea.
00:32We're so classy now.
00:34On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
00:36Get the frick out of here, you crazy!
00:39On, hello!
00:41I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
00:51Sam was being a little, uh, mysterious.
00:55Yeah, she was like, you wanna come here?
00:56I was like, okay.
00:57I hope everything's okay.
00:58Yeah.
00:58Yeah.
00:59I'm a hustler.
01:00I'm at the top.
01:00You looking up from the bottom.
01:02Somebody better get him, come stop.
01:05Period.
01:05Yo, yo, yo, what up?
01:06RSVP in the building.
01:07Yo, what up, guys?
01:08What's up, what's up?
01:09Yo.
01:10Boys, you got the memo, right?
01:11We heading to Boston?
01:12Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
01:14Now we're gonna hear everyone that talks like Pauly.
01:16Park the car.
01:16And we're gonna go to Starbucks.
01:18Park the car in the bar.
01:19I gotta go to my bar bar.
01:21Wow, all right.
01:22Are all the girls going?
01:23I hope so, yeah.
01:25I mean, I know Sammy's pregnant, so.
01:26Girl, don't bring that up in front of Ronnie.
01:28It's a story, you know.
01:28Yeah, yeah, we don't wanna get him upset.
01:30It's too soon.
01:31Oh my God.
01:34Let's do it now.
01:36Hello.
01:37Hi.
01:39How are you guys?
01:40Good.
01:41How are you?
01:42Bumping along over here.
01:44Oh, you look great.
01:44Thanks.
01:45Yeah.
01:46So what's the news?
01:47Why did you invite us here?
01:48Oh, is everything okay?
01:50Boston, you know how we do trips.
01:51Like, there's always, like, things going on.
01:53Like, you're always are moving and doing something,
01:55and I just feel like I barely walk without feeling pain.
01:59I'm just freaked out.
01:59I have, like, pregnancy paranoia.
02:01I'm just freaked out.
02:01I have, like, pregnancy paranoia.
02:02I have no idea.
02:03Yes.
02:04I've decided I'm not gonna go.
02:05I just don't feel comfortable.
02:09You're staying home because you know that you don't feel comfortable?
02:13That's a super mom.
02:14Yeah.
02:14I get that.
02:14It took me so long to get here.
02:16That's what I'm saying.
02:17I get it.
02:18I don't even wanna jeopardize it.
02:20You're already a good mommy.
02:21I love that for you.
02:21Thanks, guys.
02:22We'll have a blast in Boston for you.
02:25Yeah.
02:25I wonder if Angie's gonna go, and I wonder...
02:27I haven't spoke to her.
02:28I haven't spoken to her, have you?
02:30Oh, no.
02:32Well, she wasn't in the best mood at the movie, at your movie then.
02:34Did she say anything?
02:35In the car ride?
02:40I got the blood words on yesterday.
02:41Oh, and he said...
02:42Um, four to five weeks or something?
02:44I already knew because of the sixth pregnancy test, but, like, that was, like, solidified.
02:52She's been very short with me, so I don't know.
02:59Fuck my life.
03:20I could use a New England clam chowder.
03:23We are in Boston because Paulie has a show this weekend.
03:25Here we go.
03:26Team Boston.
03:27So why not come a few days early?
03:29Oh, I love the weather.
03:31Cozy.
03:32Sight-see a little bit.
03:33You know, just, like, enjoy Boston.
03:34Hello, Boston.
03:38How are you doing today?
03:39I'm good.
03:39How you doing, my brother?
03:40Welcome to Boston.
03:41We'll get you the socks.
03:43Oh, there's Boston.
03:43There we go.
03:44The socks.
03:44Thank you so much.
03:46I have no idea what's in store for us.
03:47Welcome to the Hotel Commonwealth.
03:49But Boston's, like, a dope city.
03:50It's just one of those places that I don't really get to go a lot, but when I do, I
03:54have
03:54a good time.
03:54There he is.
03:55What's up, brother?
03:56The guy at the front was funny.
03:58Oh, his accent?
03:58Everyone talks like Paulie here.
03:59That's what I was doing, Ron.
04:01Here's some Boston trivia for you.
04:03Please name the baseball team located in Boston.
04:07Oh, my God.
04:07The red socks.
04:08Okay.
04:09What is the name of their stadium?
04:11Fenway.
04:12Yes.
04:12Good news is, guys, that we are going to Fenway Park.
04:16Really?
04:17Oh, yes.
04:17I was down in Florida.
04:19I tried to get you to come to the show.
04:20But you texted me.
04:21I know your friends wanted to come.
04:23Who was going to come?
04:23The girl that I'm dating.
04:25Oh, I could have met Mrs. Ron?
04:27Oh, damn.
04:29I wanted to see a nice BBL, you know?
04:32My girlfriend, Kirsten, we've been dating for over a year and a half.
04:35Hey, baby.
04:36Hey, baby.
04:37Hi.
04:38And things are getting pretty serious.
04:40It's so nice out.
04:41It's, like, beautiful.
04:42It's like, oh, my God.
04:44We met on Instagram, and then we built a friendship.
04:48I feel like I'm, like, on an island, like, right now.
04:49And then it turned into something.
04:51What time did your girl get here?
04:52Yeah, no.
04:53Come on, bro.
04:54I'm definitely moving way slower with this relationship.
04:57I haven't told anybody yet.
04:59It's good.
05:00It should be at your own pace, you know?
05:01Yeah.
05:01There's a lot of shit you went through the last few years.
05:04I get it, you know?
05:05I realized that I can't rush into something because of my daughter.
05:08And it's, like, I'm not bringing somebody just into my life.
05:12It's her life, too.
05:13I want you to meet everybody.
05:14They're all fun.
05:15And you're probably going to get hazed, of course.
05:17It's, like, throwing you into, like, the wolf's den.
05:21Is she nice?
05:22Yeah, she's from Germany.
05:23From Germany?
05:24Yeah, she was born in Germany.
05:26Holy shit.
05:26She was, like, 15, 16.
05:27Is she German?
05:28Yeah.
05:29I think that that's very nice.
05:31I can't wait to meet her.
05:33Wow.
05:34Ron has a German girlfriend.
05:36I'm just picturing this, like, Instagram model with a German accent.
05:39Subscribe to my OnlyFans.
05:41Do it now!
05:42She can be your plus one at Sam's wedding.
05:46Here we are.
05:47Ooh, are we rich?
05:47This looks like a bougie hotel.
05:50Oh, thank you.
05:50Hi!
05:51Wicked nice!
05:52Boston, we are in the building.
05:54Oh, hi!
05:55What's up, fam?
05:56What's up, family?
05:57Hi!
05:57Alright, we're in Boston.
05:59We're in Boston.
05:59Yeah, it's gonna be wicked awesome.
06:01Ronnie, you came from, uh, Miami?
06:02Miami, yeah.
06:03Ronnie's a German girlfriend.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:05What?
06:06You got a German girlfriend?
06:07I can't keep any secret.
06:10Like, what are you, Mike now?
06:11Wait, wait, so this is a long-distance relationship from Germany?
06:14No, she's from Florida.
06:16Oh, shit!
06:17Ronnie got secrets!
06:19How many months you been with her?
06:20Uh, it's been a while.
06:22Like, almost a year.
06:22Really?
06:23Oh, my God.
06:24Wait!
06:24So, I'm not shocked that Ronnie has a girlfriend.
06:27That boy is never single.
06:29But I am kind of excited that this is the first time Ronnie's talking about his girlfriend.
06:34That means it's, like, getting serious with it.
06:36Well, Samantha's not coming.
06:38She wasn't comfortable traveling, so...
06:40Yeah, we figured that out.
06:41She said she's, like, definitely having FOMO, but...
06:43I'm loving Boston.
06:44Yeah.
06:45What's your favorite Boston movie?
06:47Uh, I like The Town.
06:48I like The Departed.
06:49The Departed.
06:50The Departed, yes.
06:51Oh, The Departed was...
06:52That was a legendary movie.
06:54I'm the guy that does my job.
06:56You're the other guy.
06:57That's what you say to Angelina all the time.
06:59I can't do this.
07:00I do my job.
07:01You want me to go home?
07:01I'm the guy that does this job.
07:03You're the guy that doesn't.
07:04That's bullshit.
07:05By the way.
07:05Speaking of...
07:06Yeah, speaking of...
07:07I just noticed she's not here.
07:08Has anybody spoken to Angelina?
07:10No, I did text her she was pregnant, but she didn't answer.
07:13Oh.
07:13Oh.
07:15Oh.
07:15Well, it's all over.
07:16So, there was a picture circulating of Ange that looked pregnant.
07:20It was everywhere.
07:22No, I just think she's pregnant.
07:23Oh, she's pregnant?
07:23She's pregnant?
07:24I didn't tell.
07:25Are you serious?
07:26Yeah.
07:27Like, holy shit.
07:28She did say that she was actively trying to get pregnant, though.
07:30I'm just getting dick.
07:32Oh, shit.
07:33From who?
07:34Wow.
07:34A lot of dick.
07:35Oh, wow.
07:36Shots have been fired.
07:37Literally, literally.
07:38She has to be pregnant.
07:39So, there is a world where she could be right now.
07:42But, you know, if she is and she's happy, I'm super happy for her.
07:47So, wait a second.
07:47You texted Ange and she didn't respond.
07:50She hasn't responded.
07:51So, I think it's safe to say that no response is...
07:54It's a silent yes.
07:55It's a response.
07:56You know there's a rumor.
07:58Running around.
08:00New kids on the block.
08:01And new sheriffs in town.
08:03Oh, I'm becoming the queen of a new hive.
08:05Topping the charts and you know why.
08:07I'm taking the crown I deserve.
08:09Haven't you ever...
08:11Hi.
08:12Hi.
08:13How are you?
08:14Good, how are you?
08:15Angelina has been radio silence for a while now.
08:17So, I'm like, let me check in and just see if she's okay.
08:20Congratulations.
08:21On your new home.
08:21Do you love it?
08:22I do.
08:23It's been a lot though.
08:24Oh, I'm sure.
08:25Chill me around.
08:26Look at the backyard though.
08:27Oh my God.
08:28Wow.
08:28This is beautiful.
08:30Right?
08:30I want to have like a party back here with everybody.
08:32This is literally like you're in a resort.
08:34This is a very beautiful home.
08:36New beginnings.
08:37I mean...
08:38Yeah.
08:38I think Angelina getting a new house is a good move just to get out of her old ways in
08:43that house of negativity.
08:45I think this is a good move for her.
08:46How are you feeling?
08:47Good?
08:47Pregnant, but good.
08:49How are you doing though?
08:49I'm okay.
08:50Like it's just me doing this is overwhelming like by myself.
08:53I feel like you're secluding yourself a little bit.
08:55You okay?
08:56I'm okay.
08:56I'm trying to just navigate all this.
08:58This is a lot.
08:59There's just a lot of things going on.
09:00I'm moving.
09:01Pregnancy's on my mind.
09:02You've been a ghost.
09:03You think I've been like a ghost?
09:05Ange, I've been texting.
09:06You don't even answer me back.
09:07Plus lately I've been feeling a little weird like very tired.
09:11But maybe that's a normal feeling when you're carrying a child.
09:14I don't know.
09:14You want to mend things in your life.
09:17You want to fix your relationship to people.
09:19You don't want the negative hole to keep spiraling downward.
09:22I don't.
09:23You have become a bougie little shit.
09:26We've been together seven minutes.
09:27No balls in the face.
09:28Okay.
09:29Just a sausage.
09:30His videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their lives.
09:33You're at the iconic Cheers bar.
09:40I don't know if it's morning sickness or what.
09:43Is everything okay?
09:44No, not at all.
09:49Take me to the airport.
09:50What are you going to do in Boston?
09:52Have a show later in the week.
09:53And I'm going to meet the crew.
09:54Go to Fenway.
09:55Go to show them everything.
09:57Basically show them my home.
09:58Oh, nice.
09:58Mm-hmm.
10:00Oh, no.
10:00What?
10:01My flight's delayed.
10:03What?
10:04Oh, great.
10:05Damn it.
10:05Damn it.
10:06Serious?
10:06No, I'm going to miss Fenway.
10:08Oh, man.
10:09Come on.
10:16I know you're upset about what happened at the movie set.
10:20Who would ask somebody, like, if they're pregnant or not?
10:23Wait, Andrew, you're pregnant as well.
10:26Is that why you didn't go to Boston?
10:28Yeah.
10:28That's fucking absurd to me that, like, anyone would ever bring that up.
10:32Because it's like, girl, they're just asking because you've basically been implying that you could be pregnant multiple times.
10:38I mean, am I fucking other people?
10:40Yeah.
10:40Ah!
10:41Here's the other kicker.
10:42My butt's burned.
10:44So I have my butt sitting in a nitro tank.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:47So I have my pickings.
10:48Well, I was spotting.
10:50So I'm going to take a pregnancy test.
10:51I'm like...
10:51Oh, my God. Stop.
10:52I don't know.
10:53I mean, come on now.
10:54To me, I'm like, this is an amazing thing in your life.
10:57You wanted it.
10:58It's all good.
10:59It's all positive vibes, no matter how it happened.
11:02Why not tell people?
11:03Is there anything going on that you're like, I just, I'm not...
11:06There's a lot of stuff going on, you know?
11:08And I just don't want to talk about it right now.
11:10I really don't want to talk about any of that right now.
11:13Stay tuned.
11:13Watch.
11:14Stay tuned.
11:15Stay tuned.
11:16Stay tuned.
11:17Watch.
11:25Ronnie, you see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid, for like six?
11:30Yeah, I know.
11:31I see you.
11:31Boy, kid.
11:32Mike can't go anywhere without talking about how he's benching 315.
11:36Let's all watch the 18th video of him doing the bench press.
11:39We got it the first time, okay?
11:40We don't need a weekly post of you doing six reps of 315.
11:44My morning routine is legendary.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Holly just texted.
11:48My flight is delayed.
11:50Head to Fenway without me.
11:51Yup.
11:52I'll meet up with you guys later.
11:53I'll meet up with you guys later.
11:53Learning to read.
11:55Wow.
11:56Shut up, Vic.
11:58It's fun making fun of Dina.
12:00I love getting under her skin.
12:02He's like, let's go get some corn dogs at Fenway.
12:04You've become a bougie little shit.
12:07Oh.
12:08That's a little bit of a leap, sweetie.
12:10Don't call me sweetie.
12:12Don't call me sweetie.
12:13It's Miami, sweetie.
12:14Don't call me sweetie.
12:16Okay, sweetie.
12:18Oh my God.
12:19Calm down, penis head.
12:21We've been together seven minutes.
12:23Anyway, let's go to Fenway Park.
12:24I hope they have fried pickles there.
12:26Are we going the right way?
12:27I don't know.
12:27This is going up, no?
12:28523.
12:29It's going down on the right side, though.
12:31That's what she said.
12:33Oh, there it is.
12:34The situation's real.
12:35Look, we're neighbors in the hotel, too.
12:37Oh my God.
12:38See, we share a room, kind of.
12:39Oh, cute.
12:41They gave us a little cookie.
12:44I hope I brought enough books.
12:47Michael?
12:48What's happening?
12:49Hey.
12:50Come on in.
12:50I just wanted to see if you brought the eggs that I asked you to bring.
12:54Yes, yes, I did.
12:56Okay, perfect.
12:56I have a dozen right here.
12:58From Situation Farms.
13:00I'm getting the eggs from Mike because I have a game that I want to do with the roomies.
13:05What did you need them for?
13:06Um, you guys talk about being healthy all the time, and I just want to make sure I have
13:10a good egg while I'm here.
13:11I'm not going to tell Mike, because I don't want him telling the boys, and then the boys
13:14be like, I'm not doing it.
13:16So, they'll find out sooner or later.
13:19All right, I will see you in a little bit.
13:20Thank you for the eggs.
13:21Okay, we got the five hardcovers.
13:25Oh, my God, my flask!
13:27Daner!
13:28Yeah?
13:29I feel like since we're going to probably be doing a lot of sightseeing, like going around
13:32the town, I want to make sure me and my meatball have our drinks.
13:35Hi!
13:37Look what I brought.
13:38So, yes, these look like hairbrushes.
13:40Okay.
13:41But, they're not.
13:43What are they?
13:44Flasks!
13:45Stop it.
13:46This is what I usually use at cheer comps, and I always hide our drinks, because they're
13:49not supposed to carry drinks everywhere, because it's a cheer competition.
13:53So, we're like pretending to brush our hair.
13:56I mean, if I'm going to drink wine, I might as well have some nice hair while doing it.
13:59Do you want me to fill it up to the top?
14:01No.
14:02Yes!
14:03All right, let's do it.
14:04We're going to Fenway Park.
14:05We're going to Fenway Park.
14:06We're going to Fenway Park.
14:07Tina's going to be the corn dog.
14:10God.
14:10Mina's going to come for you.
14:11I can't wait.
14:12When she starts, we do.
14:13I'm just like slowly, you know, poking the bear.
14:17He's hysterical.
14:18Go see a stand-up comedy, guys.
14:21It's breezy.
14:22I'm going to have to zip this bad boy up.
14:24You feel me?
14:24You're going to be freezing.
14:25You should have worn a jacket.
14:26Nah, I'm good.
14:27You're going to dress like a clown.
14:28I am the jacket.
14:29Who dressed you today?
14:33I can't.
14:34Come on, guys.
14:35We won't stand out at all.
14:36Oh, my freaking God.
14:38Oh, my God.
14:41Good thing.
14:42I brought the glasses.
14:47Why do you have 20 bucks?
14:49Well, listen, enough about me.
14:51Are you a street peddler?
14:51Enough about me.
14:52Big Daddy Stitch is bringing along his best-selling novel,
14:56and I'm giving the gift of the comeback to the Red Sox today.
14:59I'm giving the gift of...
15:01Chlamydia?
15:02Oh, look.
15:04We are here.
15:05Oh, there it is.
15:06The Red Sox.
15:07Oh, my gosh.
15:08Look.
15:08Circus.
15:09Look, they're juggling.
15:10Whoo!
15:11Look at those legs.
15:12Wow.
15:12All legs, baby.
15:14You guys here for the tour?
15:15Whoa.
15:15What's up?
15:17I feel like Fenway Park is definitely a staple in Boston,
15:19so the fact that we're, like, getting educated on it,
15:22and we have, like, our own tour guide, and it's private,
15:24I mean, this is pretty cool.
15:25Please follow me this way, all right?
15:27Wow.
15:27You guys have a whole performance.
15:29I never know when I'm going to run into a fan,
15:31and that's when, you know, I have these books handy.
15:33All right, here you go.
15:34All right.
15:34You got a situation, Xavier?
15:36I appreciate that.
15:37You use that for, like, your firewood.
15:39Firewood?
15:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:41That bad boy's like five stars, man.
15:45I got me something brewing.
15:47Can't tell the soul.
15:49I really wish I was a bastard,
15:50but, like, I have literal fears about traveling.
15:53That's a lot to think about when you're pregnant.
15:55Yeah.
15:55And Angelina, she didn't go either.
15:57She doesn't want to be around me,
15:58because she doesn't want to tell anybody.
16:00I'm just stressing out, that's all.
16:01I know.
16:02But you're having a baby.
16:03You should be proud.
16:04It's a huge blessing to be a mom.
16:06I think Angelina's just too in her head.
16:08I think she's scared of everybody's reactions,
16:10scared of being pregnant in general.
16:11I just think there's a lot going on.
16:13I think once she comes out and tells everybody,
16:14she'll feel better anyways.
16:15Yeah, like, just come out and say it already.
16:18And then on the other hand, I'm like,
16:19it's nice to have somebody going through it with me.
16:21I'm not going to lie.
16:22Like, maybe this is our chance to bond a little bit.
16:24You and Angel.
16:26Who would have thought?
16:27Two peas in a pod.
16:28Oh, yeah.
16:29Your kids could hang out together.
16:30I don't know about that.
16:31Like, your kid's going to be cursing and doing bad things, I said.
16:34So are ours.
16:36I don't know if my kid's going to be going to hang out with yours.
16:39Let's go.
16:39Thank you for showing us around.
16:41Oh, no problem.
16:42This is awesome.
16:43Over here, all the magazines do our highlights.
16:45Oh, wow.
16:46Wow.
16:47Wow, there's a lot of history throughout these walls.
16:49Fenway Park is so historic.
16:51So we'll go to a little museum inside of Fenway Park.
16:54It's like one of the oldest stadiums in the country.
16:57Oh, wow.
16:58Are we allowed to touch it?
16:59That's what she said.
17:00Oh, wow.
17:01My dad will love me.
17:02Yeah, this guy's from the Bronx.
17:03I mean, I'm a New York Yankee fan.
17:05I kind of feel like I'm betraying them a little bit.
17:07Let's get a World Series trophy photo.
17:09That looks awesome.
17:10Yes, thank you.
17:11This right here are the best seats in baseball, in my opinion.
17:14I recommend going to the first level.
17:16Best view from down there.
17:17Oh, I see my name.
17:19Oh, wow.
17:20Someone take a picture.
17:21Wow, get, oh my God, photo.
17:23I have to say Fenway Park went above and beyond.
17:25Wow, this is awesome.
17:27I want a video of mine.
17:28Just like, wow.
17:29I feel famous.
17:30That one says Jersey Shore Family Fenway Vacation.
17:33Oh, yeah.
17:33Did I get that?
17:34Oh, wait.
17:35So, you know, I heard you like food.
17:36Yes.
17:37I got some tendies.
17:38Ready?
17:38Let's go.
17:40Now you're speaking my language.
17:42You had me at hello, okay?
17:44Like I said, I called in a favor.
17:45I got some stuff for you guys over here to let you try out.
17:47I was hoping that there was a tour of the concession stand.
17:51Oh, wow.
17:51Look at this.
17:52I feel like that's a rite of passage if you go to Fenway, that you got to try the foods.
17:55Let's see what we got here.
17:56Oh, he's trying everything.
17:57All right, tendies and Fenway.
17:58Let's go.
17:58If I had to describe the tendies in one word.
18:01Oh, wow.
18:02Fire.
18:02Okay.
18:03The infamous Fenway Frank.
18:06Yo.
18:07Well, the Fenway Frank is on another level.
18:10Quality Frank.
18:11All right.
18:12We're going to wash it down with some popcorn.
18:14Hey, I would like some Fenway pranks, but you don't need the buns.
18:18Just like a...
18:18Go bun.
18:18So there's a TikTok challenge going around where basically you're throwing hot dogs at
18:22someone's face and you have to catch it in their mouth in slow motion.
18:25What you got, Vinny?
18:27I wonder if we could do this TikTok.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:31I need to see this.
18:32You do it in slow motion.
18:33Oh, wow.
18:34No, I'm not doing it.
18:35I'll do it if Mike does it.
18:37I'm in if I'm in.
18:38If you film, I'll throw the hot dogs.
18:40All right, fine.
18:40I mean, honestly, this is not even a viral TikTok challenge.
18:43Come on, run.
18:44You got this.
18:44I used to be a picture in softball.
18:46Oh, great.
18:47His videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their life.
18:50Here we go.
18:51Come on, run.
18:54Come on, run.
18:56You got this.
18:58All right, mics up.
19:03Come on, get another one.
19:10I'm not in a sport, so I really don't know what this has to do with a fucking baseball.
19:15Three strikes and you're out.
19:44We're in Boston.
19:45All right, guys.
19:45Follow me down this way.
19:46Please.
19:47Welcome to the warning track.
19:49Oh, how cool.
19:51We're in the historic Fenway Park.
19:53I'm definitely cheating on the Yankees.
19:54Being down on the field, seeing it from this perspective.
19:58It's beautiful.
19:58Is super dope.
20:00I need to take a video of this to show the boys.
20:02I threw out the first pitch at a men's game recently and that felt amazing.
20:06You're going to do great, honey.
20:08I just love sports.
20:10And, like, honestly, what a great first Boston adventure.
20:12Xavier, did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 club?
20:16This is this week's numbers, man.
20:17Damn.
20:18So that's 315.
20:19Is Mike showing this guy his workout videos right now?
20:22Here we go again.
20:23And then that's number five.
20:24Took a second break.
20:26And that's number six.
20:27Mike has something in his head.
20:28He has to say it 8,000 times to everybody.
20:32All right, guys.
20:32This is where I entered into the 315 club right here.
20:35Oh, God, no one cares.
20:36Did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 club?
20:39Yeah.
20:40Numerous.
20:40You see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid?
20:44Yeah.
20:45Michael!
20:45We're fucking in the middle of Fenway Park, you idiot.
20:47Michael, enjoy the moment.
20:49I don't think this guy gives a shit about Mike's 315 club.
20:52Boy, that shit's heavy, right?
20:53He just wants to get this tour over with.
20:55We're over here throwing hot dogs at each other.
20:58I think he wants to go home.
21:00All right, so we have a manual scoreboard here at Fenway Park.
21:02It's actually people inside of the scoreboard.
21:05Can you make the score say 315?
21:07Oh, my God.
21:08Wow, this is cool.
21:10Welcome to Inside the Monster, you guys.
21:12All the players, first time coming to Fenway Park,
21:14they're actually coming here to sign on the wall.
21:16All these signatures are from current players, old players,
21:19the away teams, legends.
21:20Wow, this is cool.
21:21Piece of history, man.
21:22Very cool.
21:23Sharpie?
21:23We're all signing?
21:24This is cool.
21:25We're allowed to sign?
21:26I feel like that's like Katy Perry going to space.
21:29Literally.
21:30That's really good.
21:31Can you make the score say Jersey short?
21:33Of course.
21:34J-E-R.
21:35Oh, my gosh.
21:36This is so cool.
21:37This will make such a good group photo.
21:39All right, we're starting Jersey right here.
21:41J.
21:42I just heard that one.
21:44Good job.
21:45E.
21:46Yeah, we got it, sweetie.
21:47Shut up.
21:48J-E-R-E, right?
21:50Jersey.
21:51Listen, I've been drinking.
21:53When in Boston.
21:54When in Boston, right?
21:56When in Boston.
21:57Wait, stop.
21:58All of our hair's in it.
22:00So my brain isn't all there.
22:02It looks lopsided.
22:04That's what she said.
22:05All right, guys.
22:06Get out of here and look at it.
22:08Oh, wow.
22:09That looks cool.
22:10Very nice.
22:11That was a lot of work.
22:11Good job, Vin.
22:12Let's take a photo, guys.
22:13I can't believe this guy benches more than Mike.
22:16That looks amazing, guys.
22:18All right, we're going to go to the visiting team.
22:20Doug got just all the way teams sit.
22:22Is there a bar?
22:24So Aaron Judge, Derek Jeter.
22:27This is where they sat when they came to play against the Boston Red Sox.
22:30Wow.
22:30Very cool.
22:31Yeah, this is cool.
22:32Wait, Michael?
22:33What are you doing?
22:34I'm leaving signed books for the players.
22:37Oh, my God.
22:37They're going to love this.
22:38I said no one's going to pick up your books.
22:41What?
22:41No!
22:43We're going to leave little Easter eggs so that when they get it, they have the gift
22:46of the comeback.
22:47Boston, you're welcome.
22:49We're leaving.
22:49Let's go, Michael.
22:50All right, guys.
22:50This is the end of the tour.
22:52We're the greatest tour guide ever.
22:53Pleasure to meet you.
22:54Where should we go to keep these vibes going?
22:56I highly recommend Cheers.
22:58Cheers?
22:58Cheers.
22:59Like the show?
23:00Like the Cheers.
23:01Oh, my God.
23:02I grew up to Cheers because my dad is a super Cheers fan.
23:05So I am so excited to keep this, like, iconic Boston day going.
23:09Don't worry.
23:09I have the transportation covered.
23:11Just follow me.
23:12Okay, let's go.
23:13Oh, my God.
23:14I didn't like that thing.
23:15All right, let's go.
23:16You, Vinny?
23:17Hey.
23:18Hi, Jennifer.
23:19Boston Jen.
23:19Nice to meet you.
23:20How are you?
23:21Are these your schmuck friends here?
23:23So looking up things to do in Boston, I come across the schmuck truck.
23:27A schmuck truck.
23:28Come on.
23:28Let's go.
23:29Get the schmuck on the schmuckin' truck.
23:33She seems fun.
23:33A bunch of schmucks.
23:34Schmuck is kind of like an idiot.
23:36It's kind of like a chooch.
23:38This is adorable.
23:39This is cute.
23:40Mike blends in with the seats.
23:42If it's anything like I'm envisioning, we're going to fit right in.
23:45All right, let's go schmucks.
23:46Book it, Allie.
23:47Easy on the bumps.
23:49That's what they used to say to Mike.
23:50Oh!
23:57What's up, Boston?
23:59I am here.
24:00It means a lot to me to come back to Boston.
24:01I love Boston this time of year.
24:04Being from Rhode Island, we would always come to Boston to go out.
24:06I would DJ in Boston.
24:07It feels like home.
24:08Yeah.
24:09But...
24:10Let me see where these roommates are at.
24:29I wish I could have been in Boston, but like, I just don't want to be questioned and I don't
24:34really know if I'm ready to open up about this yet.
24:36I'm...
24:37It just happened.
24:38I'm not like so far along.
24:40Like, you don't tell people you're pregnant until you're over that hump.
24:43Come on, let's take a nap, okay?
24:45I don't feel like that.
24:46And being pregnant, it's hard as fuck.
24:47And being sick and everything.
24:49Good word.
24:50Overall, I feel like shit.
24:52I feel so bad.
24:53I can't get back to all these people, but I just don't feel good right now.
24:55I can't talk.
25:08So here we are in our lovely way to the Cheers box.
25:11I love it.
25:11That show is iconic.
25:13It's where everybody calls your name.
25:15Everybody knows your name.
25:18Or no.
25:19It's where everybody knows your name.
25:21Goodness gracious.
25:22All right, listen, everybody.
25:23You're at the iconic Cheers bar.
25:26This is where everybody knows your name, okay?
25:29So let's go to the Cheers bar.
25:33I love her so much.
25:35That is awesome.
25:36Yeah, take us everywhere.
25:38All right, downstairs, schmucks.
25:39Go eat.
25:40Thanks, schmuck.
25:41I'll be here.
25:42Fucking Cheers bar.
25:43Is this where everybody knows your name?
25:45Oh, it's very 90s.
25:46Oh, cheers.
25:48Are we sitting at the bar?
25:49Oh, my God!
25:50I love sitting at the bar.
25:51Oh, my God, this is so cool.
25:53It's like the set of Cheers.
25:56How cute is this?
25:57I love a bar.
25:58I feel like I'm at home here.
26:00Cheers.
26:00Cheers.
26:01Cheers or Cheers?
26:04Paulie's FaceTiming me.
26:05Yo.
26:06I just got to Boston.
26:07Where you guys at?
26:08We're at the Cheers bar.
26:09Yo, it's off here.
26:10Yeah, but where am I going to park the car?
26:12Uh, just park the car inside.
26:13All right, I'm on my way.
26:14All right, bye.
26:15Hey, guys.
26:16On the show Cheers, when Norm would walk in,
26:19everybody would greet him and say,
26:21Norm!
26:22So when Paulie D walks in, we're going to yell,
26:24Paulie D!
26:25We're going to pretend like we are on the set of Cheers.
26:29All right, you guys ready?
26:30I'm ready.
26:30What's coming?
26:34Paulie D!
26:36Paulie D!
26:39I'm supposed to be the loud one!
26:41What's up, my God?
26:42What's up, Paul?
26:43What are you guys doing in Boston?
26:44Hanging out.
26:45So how was Fenway?
26:46You would have loved it.
26:47Oh, nice.
26:48You know this is like my Naked Woods, right?
26:49The Cheers bar?
26:50Yeah.
26:52Isn't that weird because we're like a show within a show?
26:55It's like Black Mirror.
26:56It's crazy.
27:02Making your way in the world today
27:04Takes everything you've got
27:07Taking a break from all your worries
27:10Sure would help a lot
27:13Wouldn't you like to get away?
27:19Sometimes you wanna go
27:21Where everybody knows your name
27:26And they're always glad you came
27:30You wanna be where you can see
27:32The troubles are all the same
27:34You wanna be where everybody knows your name
27:40You wanna go where people know
27:42People are all the same
27:44You wanna go where everybody knows your name
27:54That was beautiful!
27:55Good job!
27:57One more for safety!
27:59Wait.
28:00Here, take this.
28:01The roomies are all here now
28:03I feel like it's the perfect time
28:05To kind of reveal my egg game
28:07That I wanna do with the roomies
28:08I asked Mike to bring some eggs to Boston
28:12Those are farm fresh eggs
28:13Yeah
28:14Okay, the yolk is the yolkest
28:16Mmm
28:17Okay
28:17I'm giving you guys a competition
28:21Everybody is going to get an egg
28:23And whoever doesn't crack the egg
28:24The longest wins
28:25Can't we just go someplace and enjoy it?
28:27Why does it always gotta be something?
28:28We have to take care of it for the next three days
28:31Wow
28:31I just thought it would be funny
28:33To see who could take care of their eggs the best
28:35I ain't trying to hold no eggs for the whole trip
28:36Right?
28:37I have $500 here
28:38I am going to give an award
28:40I have $500 for the winner
28:42I feel like it'll give them a little more oomph
28:45To be involved
28:46What if three of us don't crack the egg?
28:48And then we just gotta split the $500
28:49That's like $5
28:49But I'm like, you know what?
28:51It doesn't matter
28:51I'm gonna win
28:53Basically, they're your kid
28:54I left my kids to be a degenerate
28:57Give me my child
28:58Now I gotta be responsible for a goddamn egg
29:00Does anybody else want an egg?
29:02You do?
29:03Oh my god, Vinny wants an egg
29:05Wow
29:05Hey, it's not a soupy t-shirt
29:07You can do whatever you want to make your egg last
29:10They're not hard boiled, so you have to be careful
29:13Yes
29:14Big Daddy Sitch is a chicken tender
29:16I take care of eggs all day long
29:20We got a situation
29:23This is liquid gold right here
29:25This is gonna be the easiest $500 that I've ever won
29:28I'm putting rims on mine
29:29Oh shit
29:30Also, if you want to make a face
29:31I have little clothes and I have a hat
29:33Oh, give me one of them mouths, man
29:34Look at me, this is me in pictures
29:36Yes, all the time
29:37Oh, she's fabulous
29:38Look at me, man
29:39Ooh, nice
29:41Look at my egg in the hat
29:42Mine's got my mouth
29:43Yes
29:44All right, we have to name them
29:46This is Ashley
29:48I have Frankie
29:49Oh, Vinny, yours looks like you
29:51Yo, it's got pink eyes
29:52Oh, this is Katie
29:54She's at Coachella
29:55Oh, nice
29:56Um, this is Stefano
29:58Stefano
29:58He's a supercar enthusiast
30:00Nice
30:00Nice
30:01Mine is named Sev
30:02He likes sneakers
30:03He's into fashion
30:04And he doesn't like skinny women
30:08We're not just making an egg
30:10We're making a member of the family
30:12This is Frankie
30:13He doesn't like rude people
30:17Like, they have a backstory
30:19They have history
30:20This is Esteban
30:22Why is I so far apart?
30:23Esteban went to prison for financial crimes
30:27Esteban is a little cockeyed
30:29He's really good at bocce ball and scrabble
30:31And loves Spanish rice
30:33This is Chelsea
30:34She's my Long Island queen
30:36She's living her best life
30:38Wow, look at you guys
30:39I'm so impressed
30:41Everybody is so into it
30:43I knew they would come around
30:44I knew it
30:46Whoa, I almost just dropped it
30:47I can't believe no one cracked the egg yet
30:49Yeah, we have to make bets
30:51Who's gonna ruin their egg first?
30:53And who's gonna ruin their egg the last?
30:55The last is probably Dina
30:56Yeah, Dina's gonna take it home
30:58Listen, I'm a mom
30:59So like, I think I have this one in the bag
31:01I wanna make Ashley look pretty
31:03Oh
31:05You
31:06Ow
31:07Oh my god
31:09Oh
31:09Dina
31:10Oh
31:12Meatball down
31:13Oh
31:14You lost 500% your game
31:17What just happened?
31:18Jesus
31:19No, he cracked
31:20That doesn't count
31:21R.I.P. Ashley
31:28Well, Ashley's dead
31:32I don't know if it's morning sickness or what
31:33But being that Sammy is the only one that knows my secret
31:36Is everything okay?
31:37No, not at all
31:39She's definitely the one I'm gonna lean on here
31:40Alright, I'll see you in a little
31:41Alright, I'll see you in a little
31:42Fine
31:44Let's go
31:50You lost 500 and this is your game
31:52What just happened?
31:53I'm just gonna make a new egg
31:55No
31:55No, I want to still have an egg
31:57This is your game
31:58It's gonna take a couple days for this L to sink in for Dina
32:02She seems okay
32:03Screw it
32:04I make the rules
32:05I made this competition
32:07I'm making a second Ashley
32:08I just want an egg
32:10So what else is going on?
32:11Ronnie has a German girlfriend
32:13Really?
32:14Yep
32:14Good for you, man
32:15Let's meet Ronnie's girlfriend
32:17I'm mic up
32:18Here we go
32:19Thank you, Vin
32:20You wanted me to show us a picture
32:21You wanted me to show her a picture
32:22Oh my god
32:22I've been begging to see Ron's girlfriend
32:25You were supposed to show me a picture
32:27I'm good, man
32:27Okay
32:28Can I see a picture?
32:30You said that last time
32:31I know, show you later
32:31Like, bitch, just show me your girlfriend
32:33Like, what do you think I'm gonna do?
32:34Stalk her?
32:34Ooh, Ronnie's in a relationship
32:36Hold on
32:38I definitely want my girlfriend to meet all the roomies
32:40But we both agreed that we would definitely take things slow
32:44And I think by doing that we built something that I never had with my significant other
32:47Which is a healthy relationship
32:49So what else?
32:50Angelina's not here because she's pregnant
32:52Yes
32:52Yeah
32:53Are you the father?
32:54I know I heard that rumor
32:55I didn't want to ask it
32:56Didn't show up
32:57No call, no nothing
32:58No call, no show
32:59No one mentioned anything
33:01No
33:01She must be pregnant
33:02She must be
33:03Well, damn
33:03I don't know what's going on with Angelina
33:05But if she's pregnant, who's the father?
33:08Ronnie has a German girlfriend
33:10Angelina's pregnant
33:11Oh my god
33:12Bunch of wieners to the face
33:14That's all that happened today
33:15Alright
33:16So the usual
33:17Tuesday
33:18Guys, don't worry
33:19It'd be great
33:20It's a career suicide
33:21You'll love it
33:23What a good time
33:24Shall we?
33:25Oh, we're going?
33:26Let's go
33:26Bye, guys
33:27Bye, thank you
33:29Everybody make sure you have your egg
33:30Mine's in my titties
33:31Oh, I'm going through the back
33:32That's what she said
33:34Hey, Jen
33:35Oh, it's my new bestie, Jen
33:36I like the schmuck truck
33:38I love it
33:39I'm a fan
33:40Mike, where's your egg?
33:42Oh, it's gonna break in your pocket
33:43Wow
33:44Vinny, where's your egg?
33:45I got it right here
33:45My eggs are on the inside
33:48I never thought that I would ever be taking an egg home from the bar
33:52That's a first for me
33:54Ron, can you show me now?
33:56Why are you so secretive?
33:57Was she in the fucking CIA?
33:59I don't understand
33:59They're not letting up about my girlfriend
34:01So here, look
34:03I want to see
34:06Do we know she's faithful and a good girl?
34:08Yeah
34:08How you know?
34:09Cause I've been talking to her for a year
34:11And I've been making sure
34:12Ronny, let me see, brother
34:13Oh, she's pretty
34:14Oh, this is Ronny's type
34:16Yeah, she's your type
34:17She's a good person
34:18Good for you, man
34:19She's good to me
34:20She just takes care of me
34:21She's good with the baby?
34:23Yeah, she's really good with Ariana
34:24I need to meet
34:25Yeah, one day we will
34:26I think that when they do meet her, they're gonna love her
34:29Let me see, let me see
34:29Be careful
34:30He's gonna slide in the DM
34:33I'm already subscribed, you idiot
34:35I've been taking it slow with her
34:37Good for you, Ron
34:38You're gonna like her
34:38Yeah
34:39We're happy for you
34:40Thank you
34:40Why are you happy?
34:41Well, I am, I am
34:42I'm just hoping it works out for Ron
34:43Because he does deserve like a good girl
34:45And like to be in love
34:46And just to have like a stable relationship
34:48So I hope this one works out
34:49Here we are
34:52All right, open the back, please
34:54That's what she said
34:55See you schmucks later
34:56Hi, Jen, I'm sure we'll see you tomorrow
34:58Oh, yeah
34:58Jen, I'll text you tomorrow, okay?
35:00All right, Vinny
35:01Don't go too far
35:02I won't go too far
35:03Woo
35:04Welcome home, Pauly
35:05Good night
35:05Good night, Boston
35:07Good night, fall
35:08Good night
35:08It happens in Boston, stays in Boston
35:11Unless you're Mike with a hot dog
35:12I can't
35:14I'm putting my egg to bed
35:15I gotta put Sam to sleep
35:16I know, you're totally
35:18Good night, guys
35:20Good night
35:20Mike, don't snore
35:22Oh, my God
35:23I need to not drink anymore
35:26Shit
35:26I just hit myself in the head
35:28All right, Ash
35:29I'm gonna get you settled
35:30I'll sit right here
35:32Nice and cozy
35:34Ooh, yep
35:35Lock it into place
35:36You feel me?
35:36Trying to get that 500, man
35:39Don't move
35:40All right, my guy
35:41It's kind of creepy
35:42If you look at me while I'm sleeping
35:43Look over there
35:45All right
35:46All right, good night, Frankie
35:49We're going to bed
35:51We're going to bed
35:52Overall, first day in Boston
35:53Frickin' loved it
35:54So much fun
35:54Now, I'm just glad that Katie
35:56is safe and sound in my room
35:58Katie is fine
35:59Katie, you are fine
36:01I have three children
36:02You're not gonna die
36:03Gina fucking killed her child right away
36:06So, just saying
36:08I'm hoping that my egg survives this Boston trip
36:11But, you know
36:12Well, if it dies, it dies
36:13Whatever
36:14Good night
36:15Tell me
36:31I don't know what's going on with my body
36:33It's like fucking not feeling good
36:35I felt like utter shit last night and into the morning
36:38I don't know if it's stress
36:39But, the pregnancy is on my mind
36:41And this is making me nervous
36:44Hey
36:44Hey
36:46How's it going?
36:48You know, feeling a little weird
36:50Really? Is everything okay?
36:52No, not at all
36:54I'm not actually far from you
36:55I want to just ask you what you think
36:57Your opinion on stuff
36:58Yeah, why don't you stop moving?
37:00Okay
37:00All right, I'll see you in a little
37:01All right, see you in a little, bye
37:02Bye
37:04I don't know if it's morning sickness or what
37:05But, being that Sammy is the only one that knows
37:08what I'm going through
37:08She knows my secret
37:12She's definitely the one I'm going to lean on here
37:21Jesus
37:27Welcome to Tender Time
37:28Oh, wow
37:30I'm pretty sure I can make a horror movie out of this
37:32We got the keys to the city, baby
37:34Tina's like, when I want to be healthy, I eat one biscuit
37:36Leave her alone
37:37I'm not taking any more of this nonsense
37:39You fucking little am
37:40Oh, you little am
37:42You think something's wrong?
37:43I don't know
37:44Go to the ER
37:45Mark
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