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00:02Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:04A little busy here, Georgie. What's up?
00:06You know damn well what's up.
00:07Oh, you mean First Baptist, yeah.
00:10It does feel good to do good, don't it?
00:13You're just trying to drive me out of business.
00:15Which also feels good.
00:19Man, I hate that guy.
00:20My family has been through too much these past few years
00:23to put up with you rubbing salt in the wound.
00:25No, I never intended.
00:26And God is watching you.
00:28He may be forgiven, but when it comes to my family,
00:31I sure as heck am not.
00:34Yes, ma'am.
00:35There may be a decent man underneath all that scrub.
00:40I can shave!
00:47Hey, Mom.
00:49Oh, darn, you just missed Bible study.
00:51Phew, close one.
00:53Well, I'm not gonna hassle you,
00:55but only because you're dropping off my granddaughter.
00:59Get me out of stuff.
01:00I wish I had you in high school.
01:03You did.
01:05Here's the rest of the dishes.
01:07Hi, Georgie.
01:10What are you doing here?
01:12Oh, your mom invited me to Bible study.
01:14And who is this little cutie, huh?
01:16This is Cece.
01:17Can you say hi to Mr. Fagenbacher?
01:19And then say bye to Mr. Fagenbacher,
01:21because he's leaving.
01:22Don't be rude.
01:24It's okay.
01:24I'm going.
01:25Okay.
01:26Well, I hope to see you at church on Sunday.
01:28I'll be there.
01:34What the hell, Mom?
01:35Language.
01:37I cleaned it up.
01:38It's not the what the I wanted to say.
01:41It was Bible study.
01:43God does not turn anyone away.
01:45God don't, but you can.
01:47I know that in the past,
01:49Fred has been a real monkey butt.
01:53But he has been coming to church,
01:54and I think he wants to change.
01:56People don't change.
01:58Once a monkey butt, always a monkey butt.
02:01Really?
02:01Because you were a wild teenager,
02:03and now you are a responsible father.
02:07Don't use me against me.
02:10Fred is finding God,
02:11and that is a good thing.
02:13God is everywhere.
02:14He can find him at someone else's mom's house.
02:21He can find them at someone else's house.
02:23He can find him.
02:28He can find him at someone else's house.
02:37He can find him in the pod.
02:38He can find him at someone else's house.
02:39restoration Top System
02:40GEUN
02:44One
02:46Zone
02:47You heard from Connor?
02:49No.
02:50Huh, thought he would have checked in.
02:52Thought so, too.
02:53Sleeping in a van full of girls.
02:54Can't imagine why he hasn't called his mother.
02:57Fill your mouth with food.
03:01Hey, how's your mom?
03:03You wouldn't believe it.
03:04What's going on?
03:06Fagenbacher was at her house for Bible study.
03:08You're kidding.
03:10Bible study? Who's buying that?
03:12He's just doing this to piss me off.
03:14Well, clearly. Why else would he spend time with that woman?
03:18Hey, that's my mom.
03:20Come on, Audrey. She's a single attractive lady.
03:22Hey, that's my mom.
03:25Who doesn't drink, dance, or have fun of any kind.
03:27Hey, that...
03:28Actually, good point. Thank you.
03:37Please come to bed.
03:39I'm upset.
03:40I do push-ups when I'm upset.
03:42Do you want to talk about it?
03:44I can talk and do push-ups.
03:46All right.
03:47Going after my mom to get me.
03:49That's low.
03:51And she was just buying everything he was selling.
03:54Okay, yeah, maybe we just talk.
03:59What?
04:01You should have seen him.
04:03Helping with the dishes.
04:05Saying how cute Cece is.
04:07Jerk.
04:09You don't think your mom would actually date him, do you?
04:11Of course not.
04:12She's too smart for that.
04:14Well, then what are you worried about?
04:15That she ain't that smart and she's gonna date him.
04:19Come on, he can't keep up this nice guy act for long.
04:22You're right.
04:24Although I did pretend to be nice for a whole year to win homecoming queen.
04:28You're kidding.
04:29You don't get the tiara without getting your hands dirty.
04:37What?
04:38Just thinking about Mary and Fred.
04:40So ridiculous.
04:42Yeah.
04:44I mean, can you imagine?
04:47Why would I imagine it?
04:50Exactly.
04:50It's impossible to imagine.
04:52Mary is not his type.
04:54What's his type?
04:55You?
04:57Of course not.
04:58That was high school.
05:00Then why are we still talking about it?
05:02Oh, I'm sorry.
05:03I can't talk about Connor.
05:04I can't talk about Fred.
05:05Is there anything else I can't bring up in front of you?
05:11Now that you mention it,
05:12I don't love you talking about all them fun things you're gonna do after I die.
05:17I don't do that.
05:18See plays on Broadway.
05:20Go to Paris.
05:21Get a Pomeranian.
05:22We could do all those things right now.
05:25We're my dead body.
05:28Bingo.
05:34Hey, can I ask you a question?
05:36Sure.
05:38Does your grandma ever go on dates with guys?
05:42She's a grandma.
05:43Grandmas don't date.
05:44What's wrong with you?
05:46My meemaw's a grandma.
05:48You do not want to walk in her bedroom without knocking.
05:52Be right with you.
05:54Take your time.
05:58What's he doing here?
05:59I don't care.
05:59I don't want to talk to him.
06:00Somebody's got to talk to him.
06:02Fine.
06:02You do it.
06:03Y'all need to work on your whispering.
06:10What do you want?
06:11I'm just here to clear the air.
06:13Stay away from my mom.
06:15There.
06:15The air is clear.
06:16I have nothing but respect for your mother.
06:19Oh, give it a rest.
06:20You're just trying to get to me.
06:21Oh, can you catch me up here?
06:22This guy's been sniffing around my mom.
06:25I'm caught up.
06:25Continue.
06:27Georgie, me going to church has nothing to do with you.
06:30I'm supposed to believe that?
06:32I guess maybe I wouldn't if I was in your shoes,
06:34but I'm trying to be a better man,
06:36and Bible study's helping.
06:39Oh, please.
06:40I've been to Bible study.
06:41Other than the cookies, it's the worst.
06:44Well, maybe you should give it another shot.
06:46I'm sure Mary would love to have you.
06:48Don't call her Mary.
06:49It's Mrs. Cooper.
06:50And hang around all you want.
06:52She's never going to fall for you.
06:54Well, no offense, son, but that's up to Mrs. Cooper.
07:01You let him have the last word.
07:03I'm not happy about it either.
07:09Come in.
07:11Hey.
07:12Cece ready to go?
07:14Missy took her to the park.
07:15Oh, that's sweet.
07:16I was hoping that spending the day with the toddler
07:19might be a good form of birth control.
07:21Can I get you something to drink?
07:23Oh, no, I got it.
07:28So, what's new?
07:29And by that, I mean,
07:30what the hell's going on with you and Fagenbacher?
07:33There is no me and Fagenbacher.
07:35Georgie is being ridiculous.
07:37I know.
07:38I told him you'd never be interested in a guy like that.
07:40Well, as a Christian,
07:42I am interested in helping anyone
07:44who is looking for God's love.
07:46Are you sure it's God's love he's looking for?
07:49Mandy?
07:50Are you into bad boys?
07:52Is that what's going on here?
07:53No.
07:55You know, my mom and him used to be involved.
07:57He told me.
07:59And by involved, I do mean sex stuff.
08:03I know what it means.
08:05You say things like monkey butt.
08:06I wasn't sure.
08:09I can take care of myself.
08:10Of course.
08:11I just...
08:12I think Fred might be using you.
08:14Why?
08:15Because I am some poor, gullible church lady
08:18who's too naive to know when she's being fooled?
08:21Well, I was going to put it that way,
08:22but since you did, let's go with it.
08:25I am a grown woman.
08:27I have raised three children.
08:28And I have buried my husband.
08:30I know a lot more about life than you do.
08:32You're right.
08:32And who I choose to spend my time with
08:34is nobody's business but my own.
08:37I know.
08:37It's just that Georgie and I...
08:38I am sorry.
08:39Did either of you ask how I felt
08:41when you two got involved?
08:42And by involved, I mean sex stuff.
08:54What are you doing?
08:55Making sure the phone's working.
08:57He's fine, Audrey.
08:58Then why hasn't he called?
09:00When prisoners break out,
09:01they don't call the warden.
09:03Son of a bitch!
09:05Damn it!
09:07Hey, y'all.
09:09What was that about?
09:11Sorry.
09:12I was just trying to get my feelings out
09:14so I don't bring y'all down.
09:15Thank you,
09:16because we are having a great time.
09:19What's going on?
09:20Faginbacher came by the store.
09:22To gloat?
09:23No, to tell me how much he respects my mom.
09:26Ugh.
09:27Please stop being on my side.
09:30I wish there was some way
09:32I could prove to her
09:32what a dirtbag he is.
09:34What are you going to do?
09:35Follow him around
09:36and wait until he does something sleazy?
09:38He's a regular at Nate's.
09:40Always there slobbering over some girl.
09:43Great.
09:44We'll catch him at night.
09:46He knows you.
09:47He's not going to do anything
09:47if you're there.
09:49Right.
09:50We need someone he doesn't know.
09:53Tonight?
09:57You're paying for my drinks, right?
10:00Dale, I'm going out.
10:06Now, just keep an eye on him.
10:08When he starts hitting on somebody,
10:09he pays me from the payphone.
10:10What if he doesn't?
10:11Oh, he will.
10:12He hits on everyone.
10:14I mean, you're safe because you're old.
10:16Not too old to kick your ass.
10:19I'd pay to see that.
10:22So,
10:23drink money.
10:28Here you go.
10:30Ten dollars?
10:31What am I, the designated driver?
10:37I drink top shelf.
10:43And I'm a good kepper.
10:50Never should have called her old.
11:02Oh.
11:03Hello.
11:04Mandy left Cece's bag.
11:08Would you like to come in?
11:10My son here?
11:11No.
11:13Cece out?
11:13No.
11:14Okay.
11:17I know everyone's been giving you
11:18a hard time about Freddie,
11:20but I think it's none of their business.
11:25Although, I am surprised.
11:27Him being so wild and fun.
11:31You saying I'm not fun?
11:33No.
11:34You're just Bible fun.
11:38Then he's, yeah, fun fun.
11:42Well, I know this is tough
11:44because you and Fred dated in high school,
11:46and I'm sorry he dumped you,
11:47but that was a long time ago.
11:51He told you he dumped me?
11:54It doesn't matter.
11:55I'm gonna go.
11:56Because I dumped him for Jim.
11:58So, I win.
12:01Well, then it looks like
12:03it worked out for everyone.
12:04Especially for me.
12:06Because I dumped him!
12:16Why it's taking so long?
12:18I gotta pee.
12:21Here.
12:23Seriously?
12:24Well, it's okay.
12:25I finished it.
12:27I'm going inside.
12:28I'll recover.
12:29Just go behind a tree.
12:30I am not going behind a tree.
12:32Why not?
12:33I pee all kinds of places.
12:34I'm aware.
12:37I'm not going to be here.
12:43Dang it.
12:44Now I gotta pee.
12:50You gotta see this.
12:51See what?
12:52Just come with me.
12:58What am I supposed to say?
13:00That.
13:04What the heck?
13:06Yeah.
13:07Crazy.
13:07Gotta pee.
13:12What are you doing?
13:14I'm watching him.
13:17Sending your grandma
13:18to spy on me?
13:19I respect that.
13:20You knew who she was?
13:22I told him.
13:23Why would you do that?
13:25I figured if somebody
13:26wanted to date my daughter,
13:27I'd have to find out
13:28what's wrong with him.
13:30Got a couple ex-wives
13:31that would love to tell you.
13:33Hey, a pretty bit of advice here.
13:35Don't ever hire
13:36a hot receptionist.
13:38It's okay.
13:39I'm not looking for a job.
13:43Stop liking him.
13:45Come on.
13:46He might be good for your mom.
13:47Help her get that stick
13:48out of her patootie.
13:51I think it's cute
13:52how she don't cuss.
13:54Yeah.
13:54Well, you're wrong.
13:57Hey.
13:59What'd I miss?
14:00Meemaw likes him.
14:01Oh.
14:02Well,
14:02why don't you two date?
14:04It's problem solved.
14:05What do you think?
14:07Well, I got a boyfriend.
14:09But he's of an age,
14:10so keep in touch.
14:25Drinking alone,
14:26my kind of gal.
14:30I just want you to know,
14:32you are twice the man
14:33Fred Fegenbacher is.
14:35What are we talking like
14:36in my pants?
14:38I mean in every way.
14:40Oh.
14:41Well, thank you.
14:42Seriously.
14:43Smartest thing I ever did
14:44was dump him for you.
14:46I agree.
14:47And I did dump him.
14:52This Mary thing
14:53really bugs you, doesn't it?
14:55They are so different.
14:57It's like a dog
14:58dating a...
14:59a very religious duck.
15:02And what if it works out?
15:04Thanksgiving with him.
15:06Christmas with him.
15:07Easter with him
15:09helping CeCe look for eggs.
15:11I help CeCe look for eggs.
15:13And you are very good at it.
15:18Connor?
15:20No, I will not take your survey.
15:24Of course I'm a Republican.
15:30I met your new beau
15:31the other night.
15:33Nice looking fella.
15:34He is not my beau.
15:35We're just friends.
15:37A beau is just a friend
15:38you want to boink.
15:40Mom?
15:42Boink is as G-rated
15:43as I can make it.
15:45Well, that is not happening.
15:47Why not?
15:48I like him.
15:50There is one reason right there.
15:51Well, he likes you.
15:54He hasn't even asked me out.
15:56Well, if he did,
15:57would you go?
15:59I don't know.
16:00It's complicated.
16:04Oh, hon, listen to me.
16:07This is your life.
16:08And you've got to do
16:09what makes you happy.
16:11Even if it makes
16:12everyone else miserable?
16:14Everybody else can just
16:16go boink themselves.
16:22I'm glad you came back.
16:25This book's a real page-turner.
16:27I've got to see how it ends.
16:30So, I heard you met my mother.
16:33She's a piece of work.
16:35She's a piece of something.
16:37I think she was flirting with me.
16:40Oh, she was.
16:43Hey, y'all.
16:47What are you two doing here?
16:49Well, it's Bible study.
16:50I thought everyone was welcome.
16:52Georgie.
16:52Told you she wouldn't buy it.
16:55Fine.
16:55I'm here to keep an eye
16:56on this clown.
16:58This is not the place.
16:59It's okay, Mary.
17:00He's just being protective.
17:01He's a good son.
17:02Oh, drop it.
17:03I ain't that good a son.
17:04Yeah, he did forget her birthday.
17:07If I'm causing problems,
17:09I can leave.
17:10Yeah, take you a cookie and get.
17:13No, you are here
17:14for the right reasons.
17:15They can go.
17:16The right reasons?
17:17You're just using God
17:18to get at my mother.
17:19Look, I never thought
17:20I'd be at a Bible study.
17:21Not sober, anyhow.
17:24But, uh, your mother
17:25saw something good in me
17:26that I couldn't see in myself.
17:28Oh, well, that doesn't mean anything.
17:29She sees the good in everybody.
17:31Except your mom.
17:32Trying to make a point.
17:34If I'm being honest, yes,
17:35I am interested in Mary.
17:37Told you.
17:38But I'm more interested
17:39in trying to be a better person.
17:41See?
17:42He is on a righteous path.
17:44How are you so gullible?
17:46Okay, that is enough.
17:47You two need to leave.
17:49Fine.
17:49But you better not
17:50make a move on her.
17:51Don't worry.
17:52I'll be on my best behavior.
17:54To heck with that, Fred.
17:56Would you like to have dinner with me?
17:57Whoa.
18:00No, he wouldn't.
18:01I would love to.
18:04You two start dating.
18:05Cece's never coming over here again.
18:06Okay, Georgie, hang on.
18:08I'm serious.
18:08That's the kind of decision
18:09she's making.
18:10I don't trust her
18:10with our daughter.
18:11You are using Cece
18:12to control me?
18:14You're picking him
18:15over your own family.
18:16Okay, there is the door.
18:17You know how to use it.
18:19Okay, I think this
18:19just got a little out of hand.
18:20I ain't fooling around.
18:21I mean it.
18:22So do I.
18:23Go.
18:24Come on.
18:31Okay, everybody
18:33please gather around
18:35and open our Bibles
18:36to Proverbs 10-1.
18:48Hello?
18:49It's me.
18:50Made it to Lubbock.
18:51Oh, thank God.
18:54Honey, I know I wasn't
18:56thrilled with this trip
18:58but I am really proud of you.
19:00I'm glad you're out there
19:02living your life.
19:04I sure am.
19:08So how's it going?
19:09Tell me everything.
19:12Oh, where to begin?
19:17Georgie and Mandy's season
19:18may be over
19:19but
19:19Whoa, stay right there.
19:21Yeah, trust us.
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19:27A toast
19:27to a new vampire family.
19:29Salut.
19:30You guys really love
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19:33Mama.
19:34Eternally yours.
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