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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage Season 2 Episode 22
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00:00When it comes to my family, I sure as heck am not.
00:04Yes, ma'am.
00:05There may be a decent man underneath all that scrub.
00:09I can shave!
00:16Hey, Mom.
00:18Oh, darn, you just missed Bible study.
00:20Close one.
00:22Well, I'm not gonna hassle you, but only because you're dropping off my granddaughter.
00:27Get me out of stuff.
00:29I wish I had you in high school.
00:31You did.
00:33Here's the rest of the dishes.
00:35Hi, Georgie.
00:38What are you doing here?
00:40Your mom invited me to Bible study.
00:42And who is this little cutie?
00:43This is Cece.
00:45Can you say hi to Mr. Fagenbacher?
00:47And then say bye to Mr. Fagenbacher, because he's leaving.
00:50Don't be rude.
00:51It's okay, I'm gone.
00:53Okay, well, I hope to see you at church on Sunday.
00:55I'll be there.
01:01What the hell, Mom?
01:02Thank which.
01:04I cleaned it up.
01:05It's not the what that I wanted to say.
01:08It was Bible study.
01:10God does not turn anyone away.
01:12God don't, but you can.
01:14I know that in the past, Fred has been a real monkey butt.
01:19But he has been coming to church, and I think he wants to change.
01:22Oh, don't change.
01:24Once a monkey butt, always a monkey butt.
01:26Really?
01:27Because you were a wild teenager, and now you are a responsible father.
01:32Don't use me against me.
01:35Fred is finding God, and that is a good thing.
01:37God is everywhere.
01:39He can find him at someone else's mom's house.
02:10He can find him at someone else's house.
02:11Have you heard from Connor?
02:12No.
02:13Huh.
02:14Thought he would have checked in.
02:15Thought so, too.
02:16Sleeping in a van full of girls.
02:18Can't imagine why he hasn't called his mother.
02:20Fill your mouth with food.
02:24Hey.
02:25How's your mom?
02:25You wouldn't believe it.
02:27What's going on?
02:28Fagenbacher was at her house for Bible study.
02:31You're kidding.
02:32Bible study?
02:33Who's buying that?
02:34He's just doing this to piss me off.
02:37Clearly.
02:37Why else would he spend time with that woman?
02:40Hey, that's my mom.
02:42Come on, Audrey.
02:43She's a single attractive lady.
02:44Hey, that's my mom.
02:46Who doesn't drink, dance, or have fun of any kind.
02:49Hey, that...
02:50Actually, good point.
02:58Please come to bed.
03:00I'm upset.
03:01I do push-ups when I'm upset.
03:03Do you want to talk about it?
03:04I can talk and do push-ups.
03:07All right.
03:08Going after my mom to get me.
03:10That's low.
03:11And she was just buying everything he was selling.
03:15Okay.
03:16Yep.
03:16Maybe we just talk.
03:18Oh, God.
03:21You should have seen him.
03:23Helping with the dishes.
03:25Saying how cute Cece is.
03:27Jerk.
03:28You don't think your mom would actually date him, do you?
03:31Of course not.
03:32She's too smart for that.
03:33Well, then what are you worried about?
03:35That she ain't that smart and she's gonna date him.
03:38Come on.
03:38You can't keep up this nice guy act for long.
03:41You're right.
03:43Although, I did pretend to be nice for a whole year to win homecoming queen.
03:46You're kidding.
03:48You don't get the tiara without getting your hands dirty.
03:55You don't get the tiara without getting your hands dirty.
03:56Just thinking about Mary and Fred.
03:59So ridiculous.
04:01Yeah.
04:02I mean, can you imagine?
04:05Why would I imagine it?
04:07Exactly.
04:08It's impossible to imagine.
04:10Mary is not his type.
04:12What's his type?
04:13You?
04:14Of course not.
04:16That was high school.
04:17Then why are we still talking about it?
04:19Oh, I'm sorry.
04:20I can't talk about Connor.
04:21I can't talk about Fred.
04:22Is there anything else I can't bring up in front of you?
04:27Now that you mention it,
04:29I don't love you talking about all them fun things you're gonna do after I die.
04:33I don't do that.
04:34See plays on Broadway.
04:36Go to Paris.
04:37Get a Pomeranian.
04:38We could do all those things right now.
04:41We're my dead body.
04:43Bingo.
04:50Hey, can I ask you a question?
04:52Sure.
04:53Does your grandma ever go on dates with guys?
04:57She's a grandma.
04:58Grandmas don't date.
04:59What's wrong with you?
05:01My meemaw's a grandma.
05:03You do not want to walk in her bedroom without knocking.
05:07Be right with you.
05:08Take your time.
05:12What's he doing here?
05:13I don't care.
05:14I don't want to talk to him.
05:15Somebody's got to talk to him.
05:16Time.
05:17You do it.
05:17Y'all need to work on your whispering.
05:24What do you want?
05:25I'm just here to clear the air.
05:27Stay away from my mom.
05:28There.
05:29That air is clear.
05:29I have nothing but respect for your mother.
05:32Oh, give it a rest.
05:33You're just trying to get to me.
05:34Oh, can you catch me up here?
05:36This guy's been sniffing around my mom.
05:38I'm caught up.
05:38Continue.
05:40Georgie, me going to church has nothing to do with you.
05:43I'm supposed to believe that?
05:45I guess maybe I wouldn't if I was in your shoes, but I'm trying to be a better man,
05:49and Bible study's helping.
05:51Oh, please.
05:52I've been to Bible study.
05:53Other than the cookies, it's the worst.
05:56Well, maybe you should give it another shot.
05:58I'm sure Mary would love to have it.
06:00Don't call her Mary.
06:01It's Mrs. Cooper.
06:02And hang around all you want.
06:03She's never going to fall for you.
06:06No offense, son, but that's up to Mrs. Cooper.
06:13You let him have the last word.
06:14I'm not happy about it either.
06:20Come in.
06:22Hey.
06:23Cece ready to go?
06:24Yes, he took her to the park.
06:26Oh, that's sweet.
06:27I was hoping that spending the day with the toddler might be a good form of birth control.
06:32Can I get you something to drink?
06:34Oh, no, I got it.
06:38So, what's new?
06:39And by that, I mean what the hell's going on with you and Fagenbacher?
06:43There is no me and Fagenbacher.
06:45Georgie is being ridiculous.
06:47You know, I told him you'd never be interested in a guy like that.
06:50Well, as a Christian, I am interested in helping anyone who is looking for God's love.
06:55Are you sure it's God's love he's looking for?
06:58Mandy?
06:59Are you into bad boys?
07:01Is that what's going on here?
07:02No.
07:04You know, my mom and him used to be involved.
07:06He told me.
07:07And by involved, I do mean sex stuff.
07:11I know what it means.
07:13You say things like monkey butt.
07:15I wasn't sure.
07:17I can take care of myself.
07:19Of course.
07:19I just...
07:20I think Fred might be using you.
07:22Why?
07:23Because I am some poor, gullible church lady who's too naive to know when she's being fooled?
07:28Well, I wasn't going to put it that way, but since you did, let's go with it.
07:33I am a grown woman.
07:34I have raised three children, and I have buried my husband.
07:37I know a lot more about life than you do.
07:39You're right.
07:39And who I choose to spend my time with is nobody's business but my own.
07:43I know.
07:44It's just that Georgie and I...
07:45I am sorry.
07:46Did either of you ask how I felt when you two got involved?
07:49And by involved, I mean sex stuff.
08:00What are you doing?
08:01Making sure the phone's working.
08:03He's fine, Audrey.
08:04Then why hasn't he called?
08:06When prisoners break out, they don't call the warden.
08:09Son of a bitch!
08:10Damn it!
08:13Hello, y'all.
08:15What was that about?
08:17Sorry.
08:17I was just trying to get my feelings out so I don't bring y'all down.
08:20Thank you, because we are having a great time.
08:24What's going on?
08:25Beganbacher came out of the store.
08:26To gloat?
08:28No, to tell me how much he respects my mom.
08:31Ugh.
08:32Please stop being on my side.
08:35I wish there was some way I could prove to her what a dirtbag he is.
08:38What are you going to do, follow him around and wait until he does something sleazy?
08:42He's a regular at Nate's.
08:44Always there slobbering over some girl.
08:47Great.
08:48We'll catch him in that.
08:49He knows you.
08:50He's not going to do anything if you're there.
08:53Right.
08:53We need someone he doesn't know.
08:56Tonight?
09:00You're paying for my drinks, right?
09:03Dale, I'm going out.
09:09Now, just keep an eye on him.
09:10When he starts hitting on somebody, he pays me from the pay phone.
09:13What if he doesn't?
09:14Oh, he will.
09:15He hits on everyone.
09:16I mean, you're safe, because you're old.
09:18Not too old to kick your ass.
09:21I'd pay to see that.
09:24So, drink money.
09:29Here you go.
09:32Ten dollars?
09:33What am I, the designated driver?
09:36Um, I drink top shell.
09:44And I'm a good dipper.
09:50Never should have called her old.
10:02Oh, hello.
10:04Mandy left Cece's bag.
10:08Would you like to come in?
10:10My son here?
10:11No.
10:12Cece, yeah?
10:13No.
10:14Okay.
10:16I know everyone's been giving you a hard time about Freddy, but I think it's none of their business.
10:24Although, I am surprised, him being so wild and fun.
10:29You're saying I'm not fun?
10:31No.
10:32You're just Bible fun.
10:36And he's fun fun.
10:40Well, I know this is tough, because you and Fred dated in high school, and I'm sorry he dumped you,
10:45but that was a long time ago.
10:49He told you he dumped me?
10:51It doesn't matter.
10:53I'm gonna go.
10:53Because I dumped him for Jim.
10:56So, I win.
10:58Well, then it looks like it worked out for everyone.
11:01Especially for me.
11:03Because I dumped him!
11:13What is taking so long?
11:14I gotta pee.
11:17Here.
11:19Seriously?
11:20Well, it's okay.
11:21I finished it.
11:22I'm going inside.
11:24Oh, you'll blow her cover.
11:25Just go behind a tree.
11:26I am not going behind a tree.
11:28Why not?
11:28I'll pee all kinds of places.
11:30I'm aware.
11:51I'm aware.
11:52What am I supposed to say?
11:54What am I supposed to say?
11:55That.
11:58What the heck?
12:00Yeah.
12:01Crazy.
12:05What are you doing?
12:08What are you doing?
12:31I'm looking for a job?
12:33I'm looking for a job.
12:35I'm looking for a job.
12:35Stop liking him.
12:37Come on.
12:38He might be good for your mom.
12:39Help her get that stick out of her patootie.
12:43I think it's cute how she don't cuss.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Well, you're wrong.
12:49Hey.
12:50What'd I miss?
12:51Meemaw likes him.
12:53Oh.
12:53Well, why don't you two date?
12:55Problem solved.
12:57What do you think?
12:58Well, I got a boyfriend.
13:00But he's of an age, so keep in touch.
13:16Drinking alone.
13:17That kind of gal.
13:20I just want you to know,
13:22you are twice the man Fred Fagenbacher is.
13:24What are we talking like in my pants?
13:28I mean, in every way.
13:30Oh.
13:31Well, thank you.
13:32Seriously.
13:33Smartest thing I ever did was dump him for you.
13:36I agree.
13:37And I did dump him.
13:41This Mary thing really bugs you, doesn't it?
13:44They are so different.
13:45It's like a dog dating a very religious duck.
13:51And what if it works out?
13:53Thanksgiving with him.
13:54Christmas with him.
13:56Easter with him helping CeCe look for eggs.
13:59I helped CeCe look for eggs.
14:01And you are very good at it.
14:05Connor.
14:08No, I will not take your survey.
14:11Of course I'm a Republican.
14:17I met you a new beau the other night.
14:20Nice looking fella.
14:21He is not my beau.
14:23We're just friends.
14:24A beau is just a friend you want to boink.
14:27Mom.
14:29Boink is as G-rated as I can make it.
14:32Well, that is not happening.
14:34Why not?
14:35I like him.
14:36There is one reason right there.
14:37Well, he likes you.
14:40He hasn't even asked me out.
14:42Well, if he did, would you go?
14:45I don't know.
14:46It's complicated.
14:49Oh, honey.
14:50Listen to me.
14:52This is your life.
14:54And you've got to do what makes you happy.
14:56Even if it makes everyone else miserable?
14:59Everybody else can just go boink themselves.
15:07Quint, you came back.
15:09This book's a real page-turner.
15:12I've got to see how it ends.
15:14So, I heard you met my mother.
15:17She's a piece of work.
15:19She's a piece of something.
15:21I think she was flirting with me.
15:23Oh, she was.
15:27Hey, y'all.
15:30What are you two doing here?
15:32Well, it's Bible study.
15:33I thought everyone was welcome.
15:35Jorky.
15:36Told you she wouldn't buy it.
15:38Fine.
15:39I'm here to keep an eye on this clown.
15:41This is not the place.
15:42It's okay, Mary.
15:43He's just being protective.
15:44He's a good son.
15:45Oh, drop it.
15:46I ain't that good a son.
15:47Yeah, he did forget her birthday.
15:50If I'm causing problems, I can leave.
15:52Yeah, take you a cookie and get.
15:55No, you are here for the right reasons.
15:57They can go.
15:58For the right reasons.
15:59You're just using God to get at my mother.
16:01I never thought I'd be at a Bible study.
16:03Not sober, anyhow.
16:05But your mother saw something good in me that I couldn't see in myself.
16:10Well, that doesn't mean anything.
16:11She sees the good in everybody.
16:12Except your mom.
16:13Trying to make a point.
16:15If I'm being honest, yes, I am interested in Mary.
16:18Told you.
16:19But I'm more interested in trying to be a better person.
16:22See?
16:23He is on a righteous path.
16:25How are you so gullible?
16:26Okay, that is enough.
16:28You two need to leave.
16:29Fine.
16:30But you better not make a move on her.
16:32Don't worry.
16:32I'll be on my best behavior.
16:34To heck with that, Fred.
16:36Would you like to have dinner with me?
16:38Well...
16:40No, he wouldn't.
16:41I would love to.
16:43You two start dating.
16:45Cece's never coming over here again.
16:46Okay, Georgie, hang on.
16:47I'm serious.
16:48That's the kind of decision she's making.
16:49I don't trust her with our daughter.
16:51You are using Cece to control me?
16:53You're picking him over your own family.
16:55Okay.
16:56There is the door.
16:57You know how to use it.
16:58Okay, I think this just got a little out of hand.
16:59I ain't fooling around.
17:00I mean it.
17:01So do I.
17:02Go!
17:10Okay.
17:11Everybody, please gather around and open our Bibles to Proverbs 10.1.
17:26Hello?
17:27It's me.
17:28Made it to Lubbock.
17:29Oh, thank God.
17:31Honey, I know I wasn't thrilled with this trip.
17:35But I am really proud of you.
17:38I'm glad you're out there living your life.
17:41I sure am.
17:45So how's it going?
17:46Tell me everything.
17:49Oh, where to begin?
17:53Georgie and Mandy's season may be over, but...
17:56Whoa.
17:56Stay right there.
17:57Yeah, trust us.
17:58This part's good.
17:59That's right.
18:00Because all new episodes return CBS4.
18:02The toast to a new vampire family.
18:06You guys really love your tomato juice.
18:08Mama.
18:09Eternally yours.
18:11CBS4.
18:15The toast to a new vampire family.
18:15The toast to a new vampire family.
18:15The toast to a new vampire family.
18:15The toast to a new vampire family.
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