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New Zealand Spy Season 1 Episode 2
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00:16Are you an angel? I'm a nurse. You're beautiful. Thank you. You're the most beautiful person I've
00:25ever seen and I have seen many movies. Okay. I'm sorry. I think the drugs are affecting me. We didn't
00:33give you any drugs. Huh? We didn't give you any drugs. Why was I being so flirty? I'm not sure.
00:44Gosh, I'm really sorry about that. It's okay. No, I think I just assumed I would be on some drugs.
00:49And so you thought you could just say anything without consequence? Yeah, I guess so. I'm really sorry about
00:55that. That's okay. You've got some people out in the hall. So they're planning to kill the Indian foreign minister?
01:03Correct. At the World Unity Games? Yep. And the assassin, Magnus, did you see what he looked like? I did
01:10actually. They had a photo of him. Can you describe it? It was really nice, like a glamour shot. Yes,
01:17but what did he look like? I think everyone should get some nice headshots done while they're young because then
01:21when they're older... Michael, we're not interested in your theories about headshots.
01:25We just need to know what the assassin looks like. Oh, okay. That's tough. Let me think. He was... male.
01:37We already knew that! We know he's male, Michael! Goddammit! She just said the man in the photo. That implies
01:41he's male! I'm sorry, guys. The nurse has got me on a lot of drugs. No, I'm sorry for getting
01:46mad. That's okay. You've done well. You've all done well. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Well, sure, we've all
01:51done well.
01:51Usually, I'd say take some time off. You know, recuperate. But the thing is, the games are in two days.
01:57And you are the only one who knows what this assassin looks like.
02:02You want me to protect the Indian foreign minister? We've got no choice.
02:07I can't fear. I'll do it. Top man. We'll get you a good cover. Oh, awesome. Undercover.
02:13You were just undercover. I want you to get out of here. Get to Christchurch. About tomorrow afternoon.
02:18So, have a word. Bye.
02:30Oh, my gosh.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:44What do you want? Hello.
02:48What are you doing out there?
02:50I need to come in.
02:52Oh, no, you're not coming in.
02:53Please. I was just trying to leave, but it's really dodgy.
02:57No, you go back the way you came.
02:59No, I can't. It's really scary.
03:00I don't care. You're not coming in.
03:02Why? What's your problem?
03:04You. Trying to get into my damn room.
03:06I'll leave your room immediately.
03:07Keep moving, buddy.
03:09Please. It's so perilous out here. I'm telling you. It is so perilous.
03:12Keep moving, buddy.
03:15Fine. But if I die, my blood is on your hands.
03:17Good. I hope you do die.
03:19Peering through my windows trying to marry me.
03:21I wasn't trying to marry you.
03:23Oh, my goodness. She's freaking crazy.
03:25I beg your pardon?
03:26I'm going. I'm going.
03:30What are you doing?
03:32Huh?
03:33What are you doing?
03:36I'm just...
03:38Are you trying to escape?
03:41Hmm.
03:42You don't have to do that, you know. You could just leave.
03:44Really?
03:45Yeah. This is a hospital, not a prison.
03:47I could have just gone down the stairs.
03:49Yeah.
03:51You could also take the elevator.
03:53Could you please do me a favour?
03:54Mmm.
03:56What is that?
03:57There was an attractive nurse in my room just before.
04:00Could you please not tell her about this?
04:02I'm already here, Michael.
04:03Bugger.
04:11You okay?
04:12Yeah.
04:13You sure?
04:14Yeah, I'm good.
04:15That looked painful.
04:17Before you say that, can I just say thank you so much for everything,
04:21for having me, looking after me.
04:23I would love to stay and chat, but I gotta go to Christchurch now.
04:26See ya.
04:27See ya.
04:51Alright.
04:56Pellet.
04:57Pellet?
04:58My name's Pellet.
04:59Like a Pellet.
05:00You work for the agency?
05:02I'm a freelancer.
05:03I make spy technology.
05:05Awesome.
05:07Take this.
05:07Oh, I already have a watch.
05:09This one's special.
05:10Well, mine was given to me by my grandparents and there is nothing more special than that.
05:14That is so touchy.
05:16You treasure them.
05:17I will.
05:18This is a tracking device.
05:20Check it out.
05:21Slide this out and press this button.
05:24Press it once more to stop the noise.
05:26And the next time you're within 500 metres of this tracker, the watch is gonna start beeping.
05:31The faster the beep, the closer you are to this.
05:34Oh, that's awesome.
05:35Check it.
05:35Yeah.
05:37You're gonna have two watches.
05:38Yeah.
05:40Double the style.
05:41Exactly.
05:42Well, here's your invitation to the opening night gala.
05:45It's in the dining hall.
05:46The target's gonna be there.
05:48Which means the assassin will probably be there too.
05:51Magnus.
05:52Do I get any weapons?
05:54The only weapon you'll need is up here.
05:59Headbutt.
06:01I want you to headbutt him.
06:05I want you to headbutt him.
06:09Peter is the Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Bruges.
06:13Uh, not Bruges.
06:14Uh, Brussels.
06:15Wow.
06:16That's crazy.
06:17And he's rumored to be the next Archdeacon of Northwest Europe.
06:22There he is.
06:23Who, Peter?
06:24No, sir. I don't know who that is.
06:26He's Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Brussels.
06:29He's going to the bathroom.
06:30Who, Peter?
06:31No, sir. I don't know who Peter is.
06:33Magnus is going to the bathroom.
06:34Well, I don't know who Magnus is.
06:36He's the assassin that I was telling you about.
06:37Did you listen to nothing that I told you?
06:39It was boring.
06:40I liked talking about Peter.
06:41He's got a bright future.
06:42He's old.
06:43Peter is old.
06:45He doesn't have a bright future.
06:46Look, sir.
06:47I am sorry.
06:48It has been fantastic getting to know you.
06:50But I've got an assassination to stop.
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:54That's a...
06:55That's a pip.
06:56The Oliver of this bow.
07:19Oi!
07:20Sorry.
07:23I was looking for my son.
07:34What was that guy's problem?
07:54Did you find your son?
08:18Please. Stop. Please. Why are you there doing this?
08:23Because I know why you're here.
08:24I'm here to enjoy the party.
08:26You're here to kill the Indian foreign minister.
08:29But I am the Indian foreign minister.
08:31Nice try, Magnus.
08:34Please.
08:35My name is Swann Dhanaraj.
08:37I am the Indian for...
08:39You beat the hell out of the Indian foreign minister?
08:42Yeah, but you see, I thought he was the assassin,
08:44but it turns out he was actually the target.
08:47They set you up.
08:49What?
08:50The Australians, they set you up.
08:52They intentionally showed you that photo,
08:54knowing that you'd think he was the assassin,
08:56and kill him,
08:57meaning they wouldn't have to send an assassin.
08:59You'd do it for them.
09:01I mean, I think I just got confused,
09:03but I would happily go with that,
09:05as it paints me in a much better light.
09:07Where is he now?
09:07Oh, man, I need to get better at fighting.
09:10I nearly lost to a government official.
09:12This guy is probably sitting down all day.
09:14A real assassin would be way better at fighting than that.
09:17Oh, man, I'm nervous.
09:19Where is he?
09:24Hello?
09:25Don't let him out of your sight.
09:26He stays with you tonight.
09:28But I'm staying in the Athletes' Village with Brian.
09:30Who's Brian?
09:31Brian Curtis.
09:31He's the weightlifter I'm coaching.
09:33That's your cover?
09:34You're a weightlifting coach?
09:35Yeah.
09:36That's bullshit!
09:36What?
09:38Well, you get to be a coach.
09:40Anderson's a friggin' athlete,
09:41and I'm in catering.
09:42Wait, Anderson gets to be an athlete?
09:44Yeah, he's running the 1500.
09:46That's why he's not at this party.
09:47He's resting up for his race.
09:49Committing to the role.
09:50You can't fault him for that.
09:52Suaran stays with you tonight.
09:55Come on, people. Let's do some hustle.
09:57Come on, Suaran. Let's go.
10:06Hi, Brian.
10:08Hey, what's up, man?
10:09This is Suaran.
10:11He is a new assistant coach that I've just hired.
10:17Cool.
10:19Nice to meet you, Suaran.
10:20Nice to meet you, Brian.
10:24Hey, guys.
10:25I know it's bedtime, but can I just say something real quick?
10:29Go for it.
10:31Yesterday, when I was told I was getting a coach, I thought, what the hell do I need a coach
10:37for?
10:37Well, now, one day later, I have too.
10:42And I've gotta say, it's been amazing having you guys in my corner.
10:47Thank you so much for believing in me.
10:50I feel like I could lift anything.
10:53Do you mind if I say something real quick?
10:56Of course.
10:59I've never coached someone so talented before.
11:03I have the greatest job in the world, and I'm so lucky to be your coach.
11:08So I want to thank you for giving me this honor of being your coach.
11:13Suaran, do you want to add anything?
11:16Thank you for letting me join the team.
11:19Without seeing other competitors, I think we have a chance to do something very special here.
11:27Wow.
11:30I love you guys.
11:33Good night.
11:35Good night, Brian.
11:37Good night, Brian.
11:38Good night, Michael.
11:39Good night, Suaran.
12:01What?
12:03Sorry.
12:05What do you want?
12:06Come down.
12:08Ooh.
12:09What the hell?
12:10Stop throwing them.
12:11Meet me in the park.
12:13I'm coming, but don't throw any more.
12:15Stop.
12:16I'm coming.
12:17I'm coming.
12:17I'm coming.
12:18Okay.
12:19Calm down.
12:22I found your assassin, Magnus Gould.
12:25He's a high jumper in the Australian team.
12:28Oh my gosh.
12:28Wow.
12:29That's amazing.
12:31I'm sorry I woke you.
12:33I like your pajamas.
12:35Oh, yeah.
12:35I'm sorry I didn't get changed.
12:37I thought if I tucked it in, it might look like a business shirt.
12:40This matching business trousers?
12:42Exactly.
12:45Well, you look really handsome.
12:49Thank you for saying it.
12:51You don't like eye contact, do you?
12:53No, I do.
12:54I do.
12:55I'm just taking in...
12:57It's such a beautiful...
13:00Trees.
13:01And I'm taking in just the beauty of the night, and it's just also...
13:04It's just also beautiful.
13:06Okay.
13:08And you're beautiful as well.
13:11You think I'm beautiful?
13:13I mean...
13:14Yeah.
13:15Of course.
13:17Well, thank you, Michael.
13:23I should go to bed.
13:26Yeah, I should too.
13:28It was nice seeing you again.
13:30It was a pleasure doing business with you.
13:32Likewise.
13:34It was fantastic business.
13:35Yeah, I loved it.
13:36I loved doing that business.
13:37It was incredible.
13:38Business deal complete.
13:44Okay.
13:44Bye.
13:46Bye.
13:46See ya.
13:47See ya.
13:49See ya.
13:50See ya.
13:53See ya.
13:54See ya.
13:55See ya.
13:57Suara and I wanted to apologize again for last night.
14:00Michael.
14:01You are only trying to protect me.
14:03In life, it is not mistakes we judge, but the hearts that are behind them.
14:08That's 100.
14:10Good shit.
14:12Ha.
14:12Well, well, well.
14:14If it isn't Coach Dweeb.
14:16Well, well, well.
14:16If it isn't Long Distance Runner...
14:19Go on.
14:21Dweeb.
14:22He's gone with Dweeb as well.
14:23Nice.
14:24There's a card game in the reading room at half one.
14:27Your assassin might be there.
14:29Interesting.
14:30See ya later, trainer dork.
14:34See ya later, long distance runner dork.
14:48Let's get everyone's names and events.
14:50I am Rolf, England, clay pigeon shooting.
14:54Rodney, New Zealand, 1500 metres.
14:57Wendy Jones, Canada, Butterfly.
15:00I'd prefer not to say my name.
15:02I'm from New Zealand and I'm a weightlifting coach.
15:04John, Fiji, Decathlon.
15:08Magnus, Australia, jumper.
15:15Long jump.
15:17Hi.
15:18Hello.
15:19Do you do long jump?
15:20No.
15:21I do high jump.
15:22Ah.
15:23Sorry.
15:23Yes, I thought you were greeting me.
15:25Sioux, New Zealand, Schiff.
15:28I thought this was only for athletes and coaches.
15:30Don't worry.
15:30She's cool.
15:31Who?
15:33Me.
15:33I vouch for myself.
15:35I don't mind your style.
15:37Let's play.
15:45Check.
15:47Five.
15:48Fold.
15:53All in.
15:57All in.
16:00Has this guy ever played before?
16:02I'm not sure.
16:03Doesn't seem like it.
16:05Fiji?
16:05I'm out.
16:09Stop looking at me, please.
16:19All in.
16:21F-O.
16:22Sadly, I'm out too.
16:23I'm extremely out.
16:25Ten of diamonds.
16:27Let's see what you've got New Zealand.
16:34He has nothing.
16:38Ace high card.
16:39That's quite possibly the worst hand you could have played.
16:41Okay.
16:42Well, I wouldn't go that far.
16:43No.
16:44It literally is one of the worst hands you could possibly have.
16:46To not get a single pair is crazy.
16:49Okay.
16:49Well, why don't we wait and see what he has before we criticise what I had.
16:57Two pair.
16:58Queens and Aces.
17:00Magnus wins.
17:01Easily.
17:05A stupid game.
17:07That is a stupid game.
17:09It's just not even a fun game.
17:12I like fun games, personally.
17:15But whatever.
17:22Ah!
17:23Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:26Ah!
17:31Ah!
17:32Ah!
17:32There is room service.
17:50Fold.
17:50I needs to use the bathroom.
18:14I don't know.
18:41It's in position.
18:43Good.
18:44It's set for 2.15 during the women's fencing final.
18:47Very good.
19:0112 minutes.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:09I'm so sorry.
19:10I'll bring it back.
19:11I'm sorry.
19:12Give me my boy boy.
19:40I'll bring it back.
19:43I'll bring it back.
19:43I'll bring it back.
19:52Raise.
20:04Triple nines.
20:08Flush
20:10Flush of hearts
20:13Magnus wins
20:32Sora!
20:36Run!
21:10Deep river, Lord, I want to cross over into campground.
21:21Oh, don't you want to go to that gospel feast?
21:38That prophet is land
21:45Where all is peace
21:57Amen
22:00Amen
22:00Amen
22:00Amen
22:00Amen
22:00Amen
22:00Amen
22:01Amen
22:01Amen
22:01Amen.
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