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00:01Hi, everyone. I'm Howie. Welcome to Bobby's World.
00:03And you know what I really hate?
00:04Of course you don't, because you don't know me.
00:06You know what I hate? I know you hate this, too.
00:08When somebody, like, flicks you like that, right in the eyeball.
00:10That bugs me. Does that bug you?
00:12That bugs everyone. Right, Bobby?
00:15Bobby?
00:15What?
00:17Bobby?
00:18What?
00:20Bobby!
00:21That's my name.
00:24Daddy, you look funny.
00:26Wait a minute, young man.
00:27If you have nothing nice to... Whoa!
00:30I didn't know...
00:33Look, I'm a real person standing in a cartoon room. That is funny.
00:38Wait a second.
00:46That's my dad.
00:48Oh, yeah. There.
00:50Oh, now, uh, here, take Weebly and go to sleep.
00:54Because tomorrow is a very big day.
00:57We are going to Aunt Ruth's.
01:00We're gonna help her celebrate her birthday, Bobby.
01:03Huh?
01:12Aunt Ruth!
01:14Joy, we are 가능 into it, we're gonna be...
01:28Know jimuta!
01:30He's nice about認知ism.
01:30And it's fun and fun, you've been with her.
01:30What y'all have got to do something nice and bad?
01:31Let's go.
01:31at home.
01:32No, yeah.
01:38What legged!
01:39I'm hungry.
01:40Let's go!
01:43Are you eks
02:44Oh, Aunt Ruth!
02:47Aunt Ruth!
02:48Oh, no, no, no, no, Aunt Ruth is coming!
02:51Oh, no! What happened?
03:01Oh, it was horrible! Aunt Ruth!
03:03She pinched my cheese!
03:04She told me how cute I was!
03:05She's not her goal!
03:06It was horrible!
03:07Horrible! Horrible!
03:11Oh, what a new year thing!
03:15Bobby!
03:22No!
03:26Well, Bobby, what's all the fuss?
03:28Aunt Ruth, she was after me.
03:30She was crunching cars and stopping on people and pinching cheeks and...
03:34Oh, Bobby, you were just having a nightmare.
03:37I promise you, everything is all right.
03:47Now, Bobby, turn out the light and go to sleep.
03:55Daddy, I don't want to turn out the lights.
03:58Why?
03:59He's never going to believe this.
04:01Because when the lights go out, it looks like the teddy bear is moving.
04:05Teddy bear isn't really moving, Bobby.
04:08It's your eyes playing tricks on you.
04:11I'll explain it later.
04:12Just don't worry.
04:13The teddy bear isn't moving.
04:16Okay.
04:20What's that?
04:22Easy, easy.
04:23Watch it.
04:24Careful.
04:24I didn't take the insurance.
04:26That's okay.
04:27I'll take the doilies with me.
04:33Hey, careful with that.
04:36Careful.
04:36That's my good china.
04:38Hey, hey, hey.
04:39Watch that.
04:39That's my stuffing.
04:42Teddy bear, you are moving.
04:46That's correct, Bobby.
04:47You were right all along.
04:49I don't know why parents don't listen to kids.
04:52Where are you going?
04:54I've been listed.
04:55Oh, Teddy, don't go.
04:57Sure, it'd be easy to stay here.
04:59Dragged around the house by you all day long and chewed on by Roger.
05:02But there comes a time when you have to ask yourself, is there more?
05:06I think there is.
05:09Boys, I'm going to learn to be a radar technician.
05:13Guaranteed.
05:23Bobby, you go to bed in there.
05:25Brrr.
05:35Honey, is Bobby having bad dreams again?
05:37Yeah, about Aunt Ruth.
05:39Oh, no.
05:39Yeah, you know, the way he's acting, you'd think she was Godzilla or something.
05:43Oh, oofta.
05:44That's a bit.
05:45Breakfast is ready.
05:47Oh, man.
05:48Kevin and Billy will work on the skateboard ramp without me.
05:51They'll be able to practice and be real good.
05:53They'll sign a million-dollar contract with a skateboard manufacturer,
05:57endorse a line of clothing, and buy their parents a new house.
06:01Well, we all have to make sacrifices, young man.
06:04Mine will be the house, and yours will be going to Aunt Ruth's.
06:09And somebody passed a jolly there.
06:12Dad!
06:13I have big plans for today.
06:15Natalie and I are supposed to go to the mall and hang.
06:17Molly, you can hang at Aunt Ruth.
06:22Fine, I'll go.
06:23But I don't have to talk to anybody.
06:27Fine, Captain Squash!
06:28Squash!
06:36Bobby, don't eat with your fingers!
06:38Bye, Mom.
06:46Bye, Bobby!
06:47Don't even think of picking your nose.
06:50Ah!
06:51That is so gross!
06:53I'm just picking my nose.
06:54Picking my nose.
06:55May I help you?
06:57Aw, I'm just picking my nose.
06:59Would you care to try on some of our fine collection?
07:03How about a sunburned nose?
07:06It's like a day at the beach.
07:08That looks so good on you.
07:11Ow!
07:12Oh, too hot?
07:13Try our Dick Tracy model, the snub nose.
07:24That's okay.
07:26It was a runny nose.
07:28If you're into lying, you might try our Pinocchio model.
07:32Your mother does know you're picking your nose.
07:36Yes.
07:40Bobby, stop picking your G-darn nose.
07:43Yeah.
07:44But right now, just finish up your cereal.
07:46And then you need to go upstairs and wash your face and hands
07:48before we leave for Aunt Ruth's, don't you know?
07:54And don't forget to wash behind your ears.
07:56Parents, I wonder why they won't let me wash my hands
07:59in front of my ears like the other kids get to do.
08:08Well, everybody, we're off Aunt Ruth's!
08:16Mommy, Derek hit me!
08:18Oh, now, Derek, don't hit Bobby, would you?
08:20Please, boys, anyway.
08:21He hit me first!
08:22Oh, come on now, you kids.
08:23Oh, little hello.
08:24You two are so immature.
08:26Hey, Kelly.
08:34Gross!
08:35If you two don't settle down back there, I'm going to pull a car over
08:39and I'm going to let you out.
08:40Oh, honey, I don't know why you say those things,
08:42because you know you never do it.
08:44You never do it.
08:45Well, trust me, this time, I just might.
08:47Okay, you just show me then, honey.
08:54Don't leave me here!
08:55Please, I'll be good!
08:57I'll never hit Bobby again!
08:58Come back!
09:06What are you smiling about?
09:09That's for me to find out, you to know.
09:11Hon, I don't mean to come in on your territory,
09:14but wasn't that our turn there?
09:16Hello, are we lost again?
09:18I thought you weren't going to speak.
09:20That got us lost again.
09:21I heard that.
09:22I know exactly where we are.
09:24This is, uh, uh, uh, a new route.
09:26Yeah, it's the car that's lost.
09:28Not bad.
09:29Oh, yeah, this new route business
09:31looks to me like we're in the middle of nowhere.
09:34There's no sign of civilization.
09:36No sign of civilization?
09:38Okay.
10:04Don't you know that I love you, baby?
10:07Uh-huh.
10:10This hard day's work.
10:12Me hate grocery shopping.
10:14Honey, I really don't want to be pushy here,
10:17but maybe we should have made our right turn there.
10:21I have an idea.
10:23What about TV dinners?
10:27Thank you, Bobby.
10:28We make you chief.
10:31Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.
10:34Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada,
11:03yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada,
11:04yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada,
11:04yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada
11:04Nice.
11:05Okay!
11:06You can't read, dipstick.
11:08Uh-huh.
11:12Sixty Flags over Kid Fun?
11:13Mom, Dad, can we go?
11:15It's only 40 miles.
11:17No!
11:21Oh, cool.
11:23Waterworld is only 200 miles.
11:25Can we go?
11:26No!
11:28We're going to Aunt Ruth,
11:30and we're gonna have fun!
11:34I told you not to touch anything, Bobby!
11:39Now, I'll get you and your big fuzzy dog, too!
11:46Hey, Half-Pinther?
11:48Watch this.
11:55Oh, no!
11:57Is that a flat tire?
11:58Quiet, everybody!
12:01Wait.
12:02Wait a second.
12:03Derek, is that you?
12:04How many times have I told you
12:07to stop tapping on the side of the car?
12:09How many?
12:09It was me.
12:10It was Bobby.
12:12No, it wasn't me.
12:14I'm sitting in the middle!
12:18All right, the two of you.
12:19Stop it, or there's gonna be trouble.
12:22Oh, no.
12:23Well, honey, what do you expect?
12:24You should keep both your hands on the g-darned wheel.
12:27Daddy, you were right.
12:28You said there was gonna be trouble.
12:40May I see your driver's license, please?
12:44Is this your current address, Mr. Generic?
12:47That's Generic, pronounced Jen-er-ic.
12:52Daddy, remember what you always say about policemen?
12:56Now is not the time, Bobby.
12:59You say, why aren't they out-catching criminals
13:03instead of bothering us tax-paying citizens?
13:06Well, that's what you always say.
13:10Good point.
13:13Could you tax-paying citizens help us?
13:15Huh?
13:34Looks like a hostage situation.
13:36Yeah, seven people are being held
13:38by three defective ballet dancers.
13:40They'll blow up the building
13:41if we don't give in to their demands.
13:44What can we do?
13:45If we only had someone in the building.
13:48Where's Bobby?
13:50Wait a minute!
13:51Who's that on the roof?
13:52Oh, no.
13:53That's my little brother.
13:58Daddy, Aunt Ruth, have a few rocks!
14:32Hey!
14:33The little dork did it!
14:35He saved us!
14:36They're hostages!
14:42That's one fine, underaged hero you've got there.
14:45Tell you what I'm gonna do.
14:47I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time.
14:50Oh.
14:51Thank you, officer.
14:53After all, you are on the way to Aunt Ruth's.
14:55And I figure that's punishment enough.
14:58Here we are!
15:00Aunt Ruth!
15:15Dad?
15:16It's quiet in there.
15:18Too quiet.
15:25Oh, look at you!
15:27You're so cute!
15:28I can just hug you to death!
15:30No, no, no!
15:31She'll stretch my face!
15:36Well, he's your son.
15:39Bobby, say hi to your Aunt Ruth!
15:43The moment of truth has arrived.
15:46Hi, Aunt Ruth!
15:48Oh, well, well!
15:49Look who's here!
15:51I could just squeeze the stuffing right out of you!
15:58Guess who?
16:00No, guess again!
16:03That's right!
16:04It's me, Uncle Ted!
16:06Ha-ha!
16:07Hey, everybody!
16:08Line up for noogies!
16:09Come on!
16:10No way!
16:12Uncle Ted, no!
16:15No roughhousing!
16:16Scout's honor, sis!
16:21Come on!
16:22Let's go roughhousing!
16:24Yay!
16:25Roughhousing!
16:34Dick Felcro here, live with Peggy Phlegm at the U.S. Roughhousing Olympic Trials.
16:39They're about to start, so let's watch their routine.
16:43Well, Dick, the program says they'll start with a single axle.
16:54Great move!
16:55They cleaned out the top of the table with that one, Dick.
16:57They really make it look easy.
16:59Oh!
17:00Here comes a sit-spin into a camel.
17:23Here come the scores.
17:25For technical merit,
17:28tens across the board!
17:30Uncle Ted!
17:31You bonehead!
17:34You bonehead!
17:35Oh, now, oof!
17:36Uncle Ted, you're worse than the kids!
17:39Oh, well, no problem.
17:41I can fix this old thing.
17:43Just get me some superglue.
17:45Superglue!
17:45I'll help you, Uncle Ted!
17:47No!
17:47Well, then, can I have a cookie?
17:51No, not right now, Bobby.
17:53We're gonna eat pretty soon, so go wash your hands.
17:56I don't understand.
17:58All I ever do is wash my hands.
17:59I just want a cookie.
18:03Roger?
18:04That roof left a disguise.
18:06I've got an idea!
18:08Huh?
18:17Good afternoon, Mr. Bobby.
18:18The photograph you are looking at is the cookie jar
18:20sitting on Aunt Ruth's counter.
18:22Your mission, Bobby, should you accept it,
18:24is to scale the counter and get the cookies.
18:28This is Wayne Newton.
18:29He has nothing to do with this mission.
18:31But doesn't he look like Zorro without a mask?
18:35Anyway, good luck.
18:36This tape will self-destruct in a couple of seconds.
18:42Ew!
18:54Oh, Bobby, how adorable!
18:57You look so cute!
18:59What do you see?
19:00He's wearing there.
19:01Oh, my gosh, he's mine.
19:02How did you know it was me?
19:06Don't work.
19:07I guess it wasn't a very good disguise anyways.
19:11Oh, come on, now get some pictures of him.
19:13He's such a darn cute.
19:14Okay, okay, son.
19:15Hold it there a second.
19:17Yeah, like that.
19:17Uh-huh.
19:20Bobby was apprehended on a 12-11,
19:22attempting to steal cookies before dinner.
19:24He is now serving two concurrent life sentences at Aunt Ruth's.
19:28The cookies were returned to the cookie jar.
19:33Oh, thank you, Ruth.
19:35We all had such a gee darn good time, didn't we now, kids?
19:38Come on, kids.
19:39Uh-huh.
19:40Yeah.
19:40Uh-huh.
19:41We sure did.
19:42Uh, Ruth, about your lamp, I think I know where I can get a replacement.
19:46Oh, well, that's all right, Ted.
19:48Just be more careful.
19:52Oh, Bobby, dear.
19:54Here's a little something for you.
19:56Chocolate chip cookies!
19:58Thanks, Aunt Ruth.
20:04Huh?
20:06Huh?
20:07What is it?
20:08It's Teddy Bear!
20:10Teddy's back in town.
20:12I'm so glad you're back home, Teddy.
20:15Oh, I'm not staying home, Bobby.
20:17I'm gonna go to college on the G.I. Bill.
20:19I think I'll study interior design.
20:23Bobby?
20:24Bobby?
20:26That's my name.
20:28Well, Bobby, did you learn you could have a good time at Aunt Ruth's house, huh?
20:32No.
20:33I learned I could have a great time at Aunt Ruth.
20:38Was that a great show or what?
20:39I'm asking you because you saw it, I didn't.
20:41I was in it.
20:43That's why you're lucky and I'm not, but I can't wait till next week's show
20:45because, uh, because I'm in it again.
20:48So, uh, and you'll be watching it.
20:50Bye!
20:52Duck and cover!
20:54Hey, it's me!
20:55Ha!
20:56It's Uncle Ted!
20:57Uncle Ted!
20:59Ha!
20:59Good move, Bobby!
21:01You passed the earthquake test.
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