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Celebs Go Dating Season 15 Episode 10
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00:00As our celebs!
00:01How bad were you?
00:02I bit her, I hit her, I called her a bitch.
00:05Go!
00:05I feel like I'm going to make a move.
00:07I actually need to be brave and speak directly to him.
00:11Dating!
00:11I think you've grown an in.
00:13I have. Well, always for you.
00:14So naughty.
00:23Welcome to Celebs Go Dating!
00:25It's a new morning and king of the agency Tom is already hard at it.
00:30I like that.
00:31White wine vinegar to make cleanings.
00:34If hard at it means wrecking the bloody place.
00:37Oh, crumbs.
00:38Get your shit together, Tom,
00:39because P-Dog's on his way for his first day back since Tenerife.
00:44Lou's never made that noise to me when I get home.
00:47Or ever, in fact.
00:49Don't stay away that long again.
00:51And with Anna pulling a suspicious sickie today,
00:54she's pushed all her work onto poor old Dr T.
00:57Absolute piss take.
00:58Get her on Zoom.
00:59Cameras on, people.
01:00It's so wet.
01:01I don't even remember the last time I was this wet.
01:03Probably when you looked at a cucumber in Lidl.
01:05I like that.
01:06It's going to be a good day,
01:07because we've got lovely James,
01:10lovely David,
01:11Lucinda,
01:12and Gabby today.
01:13Four consultations?
01:14Four consultations.
01:16Smart move, Anna.
01:16And is it a celebratory day for most of those people?
01:21They did phenomenal in Tenerife.
01:23Oh, great.
01:23Well, that's great.
01:25But shit's getting real.
01:26Oh, I see.
01:27Because it's the halfway don'tcha.
01:29So people have to think hard.
01:31Yes.
01:32Hard and soft.
01:33Yes.
01:33That sounds like a head in my life to me.
01:36Well, coming in hard now with his soft, silky...
01:40Oh, hang on.
01:40Their legs are covered up.
01:42What's he come as?
01:43A flasher from outer space?
01:44Inspector Gadget?
01:45It's the return of the Majestic Davy Potts.
01:49Return of the Man.
01:50Liberty Davy Agency.
01:51Hi, Tom.
01:52It's David.
01:53David, my love.
01:55Come in.
01:56Return of the Man.
01:57One second.
01:58Return of the Man.
01:59Pop out the world.
02:00Return of the Man.
02:03Come in.
02:04Come in.
02:04Hello.
02:06Look at that bronzed countenance.
02:09Oh, I see.
02:10I've got the Tenerife glow, baby.
02:12Better than the rash.
02:13Haven't you?
02:13Oh, my darling.
02:14I'm in midge.
02:15Yay.
02:16What do you feel?
02:18Being smothered by David's hulking embrace first thing in the morning is simply delicious.
02:24Like a caramel canal.
02:26Brown, silky, and just a little bit naughty.
02:30What's your birthday?
02:32Fifth of May.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:34You're tauren.
02:35Yeah.
02:36That's the ball, right?
02:36Come on, then, Tom.
02:37What filth are you going to spin with this?
02:39The most interesting sign, because they're also very practical and very pragmatic.
02:44Wait for it.
02:45But then at the other end of the spectrum, they've got this wild sensuality and romance.
02:52Wait for it.
02:53That just squirts out of them.
02:55And there we have it.
02:56Wow.
02:56It's intense.
02:57I'm a squirter.
02:58I'm a Capricorn.
02:59Wet my hooves.
03:01Do you know, I'm actually quite relieved, because that was getting a bit sensual.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Hello.
03:07Hi, Tom.
03:08We're ready for David.
03:09He's brought all his tauren energy stick.
03:13Taurus energy.
03:14Taurus.
03:15That's what David's bringing?
03:17Yep.
03:17A load of ball.
03:19Oh.
03:20Hello.
03:22Wow.
03:24You stormed.
03:25Oh, what's under that coat?
03:27Nothing.
03:29Nothing's under the coat.
03:30Someone get a newspaper down quick.
03:32A skid mark on that sofa would be a nightmare.
03:35Having Frenchie Fan in Tenerife on their second date back in London, despite his flirting.
03:41What's on your balls?
03:43Fan got blown off.
03:45I just want to say, though, lovely day.
03:48But I just do feel like it is a bit more of a friend's vibe.
03:51How was your day with Fan?
03:52It was lovely.
03:54Like, he's a really nice boy.
03:56We got on so well.
03:57But it just wasn't a full vibe.
04:02What was missing?
04:03There's just not the feeling.
04:06You know what the feeling is?
04:07The feeling of, like, I like this person.
04:10The feeling, like, I want to see this person again.
04:13This could go somewhere.
04:14That feeling that you have inside of you, it's just not there.
04:17There's no spark.
04:19I was honest to his face, that I feel like we're more of a friend's vibe.
04:24What it could be, and I think this is something that you really need to appreciate about yourself, is that
04:29he does like you.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Thomas liked you.
04:32Mark liked you.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Serious question.
04:35Yeah.
04:35Your dates do adore you.
04:37Do you love and adore yourself?
04:40Truly?
04:42Most of the time.
04:45Yeah.
04:45I just kind of want to get this entire experience right, because I genuinely want to find love.
04:52Like, my mum and dad are still together.
04:54My grandma and granddad were still together until he died.
04:57It would just be nice for that to be me.
05:01What was it like growing up as David Potts?
05:05Like, childhood was great.
05:07Like, I've come from a really, really amazing family background, but I was really badly bullied in high school for
05:14being gay.
05:16Which I know isn't funny, but it's just because I was so obviously gay.
05:20And because, obviously, with the bullying in school, because it was such a negative impact, it was like, if you're
05:26gay, it's disgusting.
05:27If you're gay, it's a bad thing.
05:29Because that's all I'd ever heard about it.
05:32That's awful.
05:36Yeah, it is.
05:41Sorry.
05:43That's really awful.
05:46Yeah, it's horrible to think about it, to be honest.
05:50But then, when I told my mum and dad they were so fine, but, like, I look back now and
05:56I just think, God, I wish I'd said it earlier.
05:58Yeah.
05:59You know what I mean?
06:02I would argue that romantic love is not so different than the love that you have for family, for example.
06:12In that, when you are with your family, you feel safe.
06:17Yeah.
06:17I would argue that what you are looking for, the feeling that you will have when you are with your
06:22partner, your partner, is going to be safety.
06:26It's not necessarily fireworks shooting off constantly.
06:31Safety.
06:33Curiosity.
06:34Yeah.
06:34These are the feelings that I want you to be checking for.
06:38Okay.
06:38When you're with someone.
06:39Yeah, that's a good idea.
06:41We're going to work on your next date.
06:43Okay.
06:44And we're going to use the knowledge that we have now to put someone in front of you to feel
06:50safe with.
06:51Okay, you ready for that?
06:52Oh, am I, Reggie?
06:54Maybe I'm bomb, Reggie.
06:55You heard the man.
06:56Get on it, agents.
07:01Back out on the street and here comes James.
07:03And it looks like he's had a proper spend up in Matalan.
07:06I need to pull my trousers up.
07:07Don't tell me he's pissed in that phone box.
07:13It's James.
07:20Charlie.
07:21At last.
07:22Oh, look.
07:23We missed you.
07:24We're matching.
07:24Compumentary palette.
07:25Are you?
07:26Yep, matching shades on the Bristol Stool Chars.
07:30I've left the time of my life.
07:35Oh, I'm so happy now, Reggie.
07:38How are you?
07:39I'm listening.
07:40Wow, that's the best chemistry James has had so far.
07:43I think you've grown an inch.
07:44I have.
07:45Well, always for you.
07:46So naughty.
07:48And that's the best flirt he's done.
07:49Something you want to tell us, James?
07:51Am I fingering my clasp?
07:53Oh, here we go.
07:55Oh, you are fingering your clasp.
07:56It's meant to be at the back.
07:57Oh, was it?
07:58Oh.
07:59Oh, there we are.
08:00I just toss it off.
08:01Oh, I bet you did.
08:02And then I toss it on.
08:04Leave it out, Tom.
08:04Your flanking won't impress this guy.
08:07But upstairs, the front dog and T are talking about some serious tossing.
08:11The girls he tossed aside in Tenerife.
08:13He ended the Tenerife journey with no lady.
08:17No, no.
08:18Which is a surprise, right?
08:19I think what we really need to push him on today is how serious he is.
08:27About this process.
08:29So many questions.
08:30Yes.
08:31Hello?
08:32Tom, if you could send James up, please.
08:34All right, Donnie.
08:35Bye.
08:36They're ready.
08:37We, our time together is always so short and so brief.
08:40Oh.
08:41But we shall do it again.
08:42But.
08:42We shall do it again.
08:43It's not about quantity.
08:45It's about quality.
08:46And that was superlative.
08:48That was.
08:49Darling, I'll see you soon.
08:51James invited PT mum of two Scarlett to Tener's after meeting her at the mixer and wasted
08:56no time showing her his favourite workout.
08:59My kissy.
09:00The lip press.
09:01Then he was thrown into a new date with pageant model Zara with very few complaints from the
09:06big man.
09:07Have you been here before?
09:08I must have been about 20.
09:09What's the last week?
09:11Smooth.
09:12At the pick, Zara stood up for him, but despite their kiss, Scarlett didn't.
09:17And in the end, he decided not to date Zara again.
09:21Come on in.
09:23Hello.
09:24Hello.
09:24There he is.
09:25You're like a lumberjack.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Just trying out a few different styles, guys, eh?
09:29Really.
09:29How was Tenerys for you?
09:31I had a great time with everyone.
09:32They were all really nice girls.
09:34My conclusion is they probably weren't quite right for me.
09:37Okay, fair enough.
09:38So you chose you?
09:40Okay.
09:41You strike me as someone who's always been in a relationship.
09:44Like you're, or should I say, you're a relationship guy.
09:47The traditional relationship, I think, for me, would not work at this point in time.
09:51Where I'm at is I'd like to meet someone that I can be consistent with, but without the
09:56constraint.
09:57You have the intimacy, you have the vibe, but you don't have any of the stress.
10:00I want something light, but with someone who's smart, sexy, and could test me and challenge
10:04me.
10:04With all due respect, James, I think you're looking for a fairy tale.
10:11Yeah, probably, yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Yeah.
10:14Because what you're describing is you're describing a relationship without responsibility.
10:21Your previous relationship, and maybe the intensity slash the pain of the separation, is that
10:29what's informing why you're outlining this type of relationship to us?
10:34But I still have a very close relationship with, we co-parent, we spend time together, we go
10:40on holidays, so we still have that bond, which is really important for our daughter.
10:45So part of the emotional energy I have, I have a family.
10:48Am I eager to start another family?
10:49Probably not.
10:50What you just said, honestly, is that statement is going to stay with me.
10:54I already have a family.
10:56Almost every time I've talked to you, part of the conversation has been about your ex.
11:02So are you truly over your ex?
11:06Oof.
11:07Good question.
11:08Well, come on, James.
11:09Answer it.
11:11Oh, shit.
11:20Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where former rugby player James Haskell is being thoroughly
11:25tackled by the P-Dog.
11:28Are you truly over your ex?
11:32Ooh, tough one.
11:33Good question.
11:34Damn right it is.
11:35This is the Brunson you're dealing with.
11:37Do I still love Chloe?
11:38Yeah.
11:38I still love her, and I will always have that.
11:44I always find it attractive.
11:44I still have all those things.
11:46We just, we are better now than we were when we were together.
11:51So I am fine.
11:53It's just, it's not as simple as it was 10 years ago when it was just one person.
11:58So there's actually, it's a lot of complication, which is the bit that makes me say casual,
12:02because I'm not sure I've got the bandwidth to take on all the stuff.
12:06I just don't want to have any stress.
12:07It's not just, you know, out the gate, and you know, you have one date and you don't.
12:12It's going to require even more work on your part to unveil even more about yourself so
12:19that you can see if the two of you actually, if there is a place where you do meet.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Yeah.
12:24And if you don't find anyone, you can always go over to Tom's and help him out of a pearl
12:28necklace.
12:32Next to tip up at Love HQ, looking like a sexy Dickensian chimney sweep, she could shove a broom up
12:37my flue.
12:38It's Aussie free spirit, Lucinda Lime.
12:41Thank you, Tom, Tom.
12:43I can borrow some flowers, write my name in the sand.
12:52Hello, gorgeous.
12:54Oh, lit, love, light.
12:57Luminescence.
13:01Hot on her heels is the last celeb to rock up to the agency.
13:05Having hunted, killed and skinned the honey monster is Sassy Scouser Gabby.
13:10Oh, love.
13:12Oh, I'm going to have a brace of flax and goddesses.
13:15Come here.
13:16You got the power.
13:28Oh, look at you.
13:31Hello.
13:32Look at this girl, Emma.
13:32Sartorial wizard.
13:34She's exquisite.
13:36You look wonderful.
13:38I'd miss you too.
13:39The two people that I knew would love the coast.
13:41Not as much as a honey monster did, though.
13:47Upstairs, the honey monster's brother from another mother has squirmed his way through another deep and meaningful.
13:53It was a great session.
13:55It was good.
13:55It was good.
13:56But just so I'm truly leaving understanding is that you're just looking for the right person.
14:03Yes.
14:03I'm interested to see if there is someone out there.
14:05So I'm open-minded, hard-working and focused on that.
14:08All right, mate.
14:09You're looking for a soulmate, not writing a new LinkedIn profile.
14:12You will be going on a date very soon.
14:15It's going to be a blind date.
14:17So we're not showing you in advance.
14:19Yeah, that's usually how a blind date works, Dr. T.
14:22Shut up.
14:24And her name is Megan.
14:26That's all you know.
14:28Really?
14:30This is scary, because I've never been on a blind date before.
14:34Why is this his scared voice?
14:36Yeah, I remember we're removing casual out of your vocabulary, because that's not what you're looking for.
14:41That session was a roller coaster.
14:43James came in hot, saying he wants a casual relationship.
14:46But I think we've worked it out now that he actually doesn't want that, and now he's on a better
14:51path of clarity.
14:51You sure, Dr. T?
14:53I'll need to see it to believe it.
14:55See you guys later.
14:55Bye.
14:56Have faith.
14:56I won't let you down.
14:57We will.
14:57See you later.
14:58And off he goes with a spring in his step.
15:01Look out, ladies.
15:02The husk is back on the loose.
15:04And speaking of loose, time to check in with loose woman, Colleen.
15:07At her last visit to the agency, Anna and Dr. T raised her temperature by revealing her next date.
15:13AI trainer, Adam.
15:15And just to clarify, he's not AI.
15:17He trains AI.
15:18At least I think that's right.
15:19I'm excited today about my date with Adam, because it can't be any worse than the ones I've had so
15:23far.
15:25Yep, that nervous laugh is because in Tenerife, despite getting hungry for her date, Steve.
15:30We could do Lady and the Tramp.
15:32And getting a taste of him.
15:34On her next date with Andy, she'd lost her appetite.
15:37If we're having three courses, it's quite intense.
15:40We're not having three, Owen.
15:41But when it came down to it.
15:42If you would like to continue to see Colleen, please stand up.
15:47Right now.
15:48It was Steve and Andy who weren't up for seconds.
15:51So let's hope things go better on her lunchtime date with Adam.
15:56I'm not going to give up on this search.
15:58Instead of going in all negative, I'm actually going in there this time with confidence.
16:02And in the hope that this might be it, who knows?
16:05That's the spirit, Colleen.
16:07And here he is.
16:09It's Adam from Catford.
16:10Big up myself, East London man.
16:13I'm eating on my own.
16:14She's already at the restaurant, mate.
16:16Get your skates on.
16:17I know very little about Colleen.
16:19I just listened to two of her songs.
16:21I want to go dancing or something along those lines.
16:23They made me want to roller skate.
16:24Right, three things.
16:25You ain't from Catford.
16:26I was joking about the roller skates.
16:28And you're late.
16:29Get a wiggle on, son.
16:31I feel sick.
16:32Well, don't throw up now, Colleen.
16:33Your date's here.
16:34Hi.
16:36How are you doing?
16:37I'm good.
16:38How are you?
16:38Very good.
16:39Very good.
16:39I'm glad you're here.
16:40I hope you're here.
16:41Hi, Adam.
16:41I'm Colleen.
16:42Hi.
16:43So, have you been waiting here long?
16:46Long enough for my nerves to kiss me.
16:47Yeah?
16:48Well, trust me.
16:49You're probably not as bad as mine.
16:50Oh, no.
16:52Do you live in London now?
16:53I live in London, yeah.
16:54I live in Catford.
16:56Oh, Catford.
16:57How about you?
16:57Where do you live?
16:58Oh, I live in Staffordshire.
17:00How does it feel like it?
17:01Yeah, I love it.
17:01I love writing it out in the countryside.
17:03So, it's just beautiful views and got all my animals and stuff.
17:07I grew up on a little hobby farm when I was a kid.
17:10Really?
17:10Yeah.
17:10We had horses and chickens.
17:12That's what I've got.
17:12Yeah.
17:13So far, so good.
17:14He might not be my usual type, but I love his accent.
17:18And he grew up on a farm.
17:21He could be a match made in heaven.
17:23I've got horses, chickens, and pygmy goats.
17:26And what?
17:26Oh, pygmy goats.
17:27Oh, those are fun.
17:28And ducks.
17:28Which is your favourite animal?
17:30Oh, that's really hard.
17:32Every time I'm with one of them, I go, they're my favourite.
17:35Except the pygmy goat, obviously.
17:36They're aggie little pricks.
17:40Back to the agency now for a post-tenors debrief with the fit and the fan.
17:45Come on in.
17:47Hello.
17:48What's up, ladies?
17:49How are you?
17:50How are you guys doing?
17:52How are you doing?
17:52This is serious.
17:53This is amazing.
17:55It's so lush in here.
17:56It is.
17:56We're ready to get vulnerable, I tell you what.
17:58Oh, God.
17:59Really?
17:59We're so excited that we're in here together.
18:01Yeah.
18:02You two could learn a lot from each other.
18:04I agree.
18:06Having swayed his way to a smooch on their first date.
18:10Oh, you're so sexy.
18:12You want to kiss you, you know that?
18:14And with soup strainer Steve failing to rise to the occasion at the pick, Ken claimed his
18:19right for a second bite at the cherry, and Lucinda couldn't refuse.
18:25Aw, thank you.
18:28Meanwhile, Gabby took doodle dude Carl all the way to Tenerife just to rub him out with
18:33toy boy muscle man Joelle.
18:35Carl, I feel like there was so much potential when I first met you.
18:38I hope that I didn't make you feel comfortable, but I just wanted a bit more back because it
18:42has to be both ways.
18:44And then, obviously, yesterday Joelle was, like, so fun.
18:48And I think there's potential there for us to find out more.
18:52How was Tenerife for you?
18:54What I found the most kind of eye-opening for me is that I've never had to stand there really
19:01and tell somebody face-to-face why something won't work out.
19:05Quite honestly, I was shocked you picked Joelle because Joelle didn't seem as if he was emotionally
19:11mature enough for you.
19:14But the dates with Carl were really difficult.
19:17Right.
19:17No, no, I hear you.
19:18Yeah.
19:18You know, quite honestly, there's a similarity in the choices that you two made that were
19:24shocking to me.
19:25So Ken stood up, and he really made it clear that he wanted to see you again.
19:30I like that he was really direct and was like, you know, I want this.
19:35Like, there's something so sexy and desire.
19:37But I'm a bit of an earth mama.
19:38Probably don't need all the fast cars and watchers that are as expensive as my whole asset pool.
19:44So Lucinda, why did you select him?
19:46You know, he's just a bit juicy.
19:48He's definitely one of my types.
19:50Yep.
19:50For sure.
19:51Her list of types is 14 pages long, to be fair.
19:53You're going on a double date tonight.
19:55I'm going.
19:56Yay!
19:57That's sweet.
19:58That's all of fun.
19:59Yes!
19:59Yep, there was a two for one offer going, and as we're halfway through the series, the budget
20:03is getting tight.
20:04There is the potential of something there, so you two can help each other, but more importantly,
20:09you can learn from each other.
20:11That's right.
20:12You ready?
20:12Yeah.
20:13All right, fine, good.
20:14Oh my God, a nice help with Lucinda and Joelle.
20:17What could be better?
20:18This is going to be so much fun.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Yeah, I'm excited.
20:24On the other side of town, loose woman Killeen is off to a good start on her lunch date with
20:29the Canadian charmer, Adam.
20:31Should I ask them what brought you here?
20:33What brought you here?
20:35No, to be honest with you, I've been married and divorced.
20:39Kids have grown up.
20:40How many kids?
20:41I have three grown up kids.
20:43Yeah?
20:43Who have all just had kids.
20:44So what about you?
20:45What are you looking for?
20:47What am I looking for?
20:48I don't know, really.
20:50I mean, I guess it's nice to have some...
20:51Have you been married or...
20:52I've never been married, no.
20:53I mean, who would marry me?
20:54It's ridiculous.
20:56Come on, mate.
20:57Pick your game up.
20:58And you've never wanted to marry or been close to getting married.
21:01Oh, really?
21:02Not that much for you to marry me.
21:03I'm just...
21:04Yeah.
21:04Hey, what are you doing later?
21:06You've got time, yeah.
21:09No, I've never...
21:10I mean, I don't know.
21:11I mean, I've had occasions when, you know, I thought I might marry somebody.
21:13But, I mean, why would you...
21:14I mean, what's...
21:15I don't get what's the point.
21:16I mean, really, if you're close to somebody, you're having a nice time with them.
21:19Kids?
21:19No kids, no.
21:21Did you ever want kids?
21:22I mean, I like kids.
21:24I get along with kids.
21:26But I want kids, though.
21:27It's always nice when you're going to hand them back, you know?
21:29You know, it's like...
21:30I tried doing that with a midwife.
21:32Apparently, that's not how it works.
21:34Not a very family-oriented guy, in the sense that, you know...
21:39Like, I love my family, but I'm not, like...
21:41You don't have to see them every minute.
21:42Yeah, exactly, exactly.
21:43Coming from someone who's very close to their family, it's kind of a red flag for me that
21:48Adam is saying that he's not family-orientated, really, at all.
21:51And I think I'm going to have to spend time working out exactly who Adam is.
21:57Do you find it difficult to be tactile and...
22:00Oh, my God.
22:01I mean, no.
22:02Not at all.
22:04I've never seen a man look more uncomfortable than that question.
22:08You went, no.
22:09No, I mean, like...
22:10I was like, do I seem like that?
22:12No, but the way you went, no, was like, don't test that.
22:15No, I just found it, frankly, surprising you would say that.
22:17Oh, shit.
22:18You might want to fetch your roller skates, Adam.
22:20This ain't looking good.
22:29Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where Colleen is nearing the end of her date with Catford-based
22:34Canadian Adam, where, despite what looked like a positive start to the date, Adam started
22:39throwing out more red flags than a Chinese military parade.
22:43Big up Xi Jinping.
22:44It has been lovely, so...
22:46Yes, cheers.
22:47Can we do this with coffee?
22:48Lovely, easy.
22:48Can we toast with coffee?
22:49Is that allowed?
22:50You can toast with anything.
22:51All right, well...
22:51Oh, spoke too soon?
22:53Maybe Mr. Canada is stealing with a shot.
22:55Should we get our lovely waiter over here?
22:56Yeah.
22:57Can we get a bill from you, please?
22:59Oh, what a gentleman.
23:01So are you paying tonight?
23:03Oh, OK.
23:04He's gone in.
23:07I mean, you're the celebrity, after all.
23:09Oh, God, he's doubled down.
23:10You're the one rolling in the money.
23:12Oh, my God, tripled down.
23:15I'm not a daytime celebrity TV personality.
23:18I'm not a house.
23:20Oh.
23:21Oh, she did not like that.
23:29Well, you can pay your celebrity.
23:31And I thought, oh, bye-bye, Adam.
23:33I ain't your Eve.
23:35That's for sure.
23:37Not because I don't think I should pay a bill, but I'm quite old-fashioned that in the first
23:41date, I think the man should offer.
23:43Lovely meeting you.
23:44Likewise.
23:44Yeah.
23:45And if you're ever in London and you want to see, you don't meet up again sometime, let
23:49me know.
23:49Never has great sounded so unconvincing.
23:52He's got a very kind face, but then gradually went on and things started to be said.
23:56And I thought, ooh.
23:57Thank you so much.
23:58See you soon.
23:59Bye-bye.
24:00Bye.
24:00Bye-bye.
24:01Proper Irish exit, that.
24:02Oh, God give me strength.
24:05Fucked right off.
24:06When it came to who was going to pay for the bill, you know, I made a little joke about
24:09her being a celebrity.
24:10Yeah, the punchline was her paying the fucking bill, though.
24:12I had a really nice time.
24:13And I'd like to think that she did.
24:15And I'd like to think I know the answer to this, but, Kaleen?
24:18No, disaster.
24:20Can't wait to speak to the agents.
24:22Oh, shit.
24:23Across town, Lucinda and Gabby are charged up and ready for another outing with their Tenerife
24:27talisman.
24:29Thirsty big boy Ken and smooth-talking baby-faced Joelle.
24:33Who run this mother?
24:34Who run this mother?
24:36Oi, close the door, bloody celebs.
24:39I love a round table.
24:40I'm so glad that we're here before then.
24:42It's next to me, though.
24:43It's a bit of a slip-in, isn't it?
24:45I feel like I'm...
24:46Whoa.
24:47Okay, jacket's off.
24:49I'm not taking my jacket off.
24:53Okay.
24:54Deep breath.
24:55All good.
24:56That's it.
24:57Get in the zone, girls.
24:58Because coming in strong are these two absolute players.
25:02Give me that hot sauce, hot sauce, hot sauce.
25:05Sip of my tongue till the mimic go on.
25:07Fuck me, how many flowers they got?
25:09Is it sweet or is it spicy?
25:11Lucinda, during the date, we're going to be talking and doing a little bit more than talking
25:15after that.
25:16What do you mean, Ken?
25:17A coffee and a stroll down the Thames?
25:19Nah, he's talking about the bang-bang.
25:22Ah, look at how handsome you both are.
25:24Aw, thank you.
25:26How are you?
25:27Good, thanks very much.
25:28How'd you get ruined?
25:30Wow.
25:30How's it for you?
25:31How many is it?
25:32A hundred.
25:33A hundred red roses.
25:34That is a first for me.
25:36Jalal has come on fire.
25:37And he's looking pretty fire, too.
25:39How are you?
25:41How are you?
25:41I feel good.
25:42You look amazing.
25:43Look at that.
25:44You look very dapper yourself.
25:47Aw, Kenny, sweetie, with the flowers and you look hot diggity damn.
25:51What a fine specimen of a man.
25:53Very spunky.
25:54So different seeing people in London rather than Tenerife, right?
25:59Yeah.
26:00That's what I'm saying.
26:00I think Tenerife was just a lot of just wetness, shorts.
26:04Wetness?
26:04Oh, sorry.
26:05I mean, there's nothing wrong about wetness.
26:09And Ken's off.
26:10Hold tight, everyone.
26:11I know that you guys wish you could have gone on a walk park.
26:13We do.
26:14There's always a second chance for everything.
26:15I would have loved to have gone down a slide with you.
26:17Well, it's...
26:18I'm disappointed we didn't get...
26:19It's never too late to go down a slide, do you?
26:22Dad, you've been here two minutes.
26:23Chill out.
26:24Let me get the tropical kiss, because I feel like I'm going to be lucky tonight.
26:28Here we go.
26:29My man Ken's after some of that sweet, tasty splish-splish.
26:37Across town and splashing his way through London puddles in search of no-strings cuddles
26:41is this posh flanker.
26:43I sort of said I wanted something casual, relaxed, a bit of fun.
26:46That was a big no-no.
26:48But what I meant was, you know, I just want to take things a little bit more chilled.
26:52So hopefully tonight will be chill.
26:54And the lucky lady about to scrum down with James' new chill vibes is Megan.
26:59I do think that James would be what my friend's class is, my type.
27:03I don't think I personally have a type, but I think he is someone that I could fancy.
27:07Oh, this is looking good.
27:09Come on, Askel, don't screw it up.
27:11How you doing?
27:12Hello, I'm all right.
27:12How are you?
27:13Nice to meet you.
27:13How are you doing, all right?
27:14Megan.
27:14Hi, Megan.
27:15Let me point you out if you're doing that.
27:17Oh, thank you.
27:17No problem.
27:18My pleasure.
27:20You good?
27:21Yeah.
27:22Better than I was earlier.
27:23It's so cold.
27:23Um, I've never been on a blind date.
27:26Have you not?
27:27I have never been on a blind date.
27:28You?
27:29I've been on one.
27:30Okay.
27:30And it's safe to say that I didn't go on a second date with him.
27:32He was like, so, something about playing football.
27:35And I was like, yeah, I'm not going to lie, but I actually don't fancy footballers.
27:37What about lumpheads who play with the egg-shaped ball?
27:40Yeah, I might fancy rugby players a little bit more.
27:42Here we go.
27:43Although apparently he's a DJ now.
27:45What about them?
27:47They're scrawny.
27:48Ah.
27:48You like a bit more of a...
27:49A manly man.
27:50A manly man.
27:51Do I look like a manly man?
27:52You look like a man who's way too thirsty for compliments, to be honest.
27:55Yeah, you do look like a man.
27:57I try.
27:58You look beautiful, by the way.
28:00Um, so what do you do?
28:02I'm in childcare.
28:03Okay.
28:04Like, what kind of thing?
28:05Um, the deputy manager of a preschool, so it's early years.
28:09Like it?
28:09Yeah, I love it.
28:10I've done it for ten years.
28:10Okay.
28:11Um, it's exhausting.
28:14Yeah, I can imagine, yeah.
28:15And also, like, going home to my son.
28:18Okay.
28:18I am then, like, children, children, children, children.
28:21And then it gets to the point where you have to socialise with adults.
28:22I'm like, I don't know how to.
28:24I can sing the wheels on the bus, and that's about it.
28:25Well, I mean, I still sing the wheels on the bus.
28:27Sing it is the best track on your DJ mix.
28:30Cheers, babe.
28:31Super line dates.
28:32Super line dates.
28:36Back to the double date now, where Lucinda and Gabby are going twos up with Ken and Joelle.
28:40And it seems Lulu is on a mission.
28:43We really like the sound of getting some oysters for the, uh, what is it?
28:47There's no aphrodisiacs.
28:49Jesus, that's the last thing Ken needs.
28:51It's going down tonight.
28:53Yes, indeed.
28:54Yeah, Ken is not a man who needs help with his libido.
28:57So, guys, I feel like we need to make a toast.
28:59Yes.
29:00Let's do a new beginning.
29:02Yeah?
29:02Cheers.
29:03Nice to be here.
29:04And to no expectations.
29:06Yeah, probably a little bit late for that with this geezer.
29:09Me and you, what I'm looking for, you really know that I'm looking for you, but I feel like artists,
29:13like, we're looking for just something more natural.
29:15We don't want to force anything.
29:16If it happens, it happens, right?
29:18Yeah.
29:19Even just that eye contact, man, I know that.
29:21Aw.
29:21Don't make me jump over the table, Gabby.
29:23No!
29:25Just stop that right now.
29:25So, Gabby, answer the question.
29:27What are you looking for?
29:28You want to be able to have fun with someone as your best friend.
29:31Yeah, I understand.
29:31But you also want to have the spicy fun.
29:34So, would you say you're a relationship person, then?
29:35Yeah.
29:36Okay.
29:36I've been in a few long-term relationships.
29:39Yeah.
29:39It's like 2018, about five years.
29:42Wow.
29:43But I was with a woman.
29:44You was with a woman?
29:45I was twosomes, threesomes, foursomes, and moresomes.
29:48That's amazing.
29:49That's amazing.
29:55Ken thinks it's fucking Christmas.
29:58Guys, listen.
29:59I mean, I've got a penthouse in Chelsea.
30:02Can we go there tonight?
30:03No.
30:04100%.
30:04No, listen.
30:05No, we're not having a foursomes tonight.
30:06No, but we can have an after party.
30:07Listen, she lives like...
30:08Not a foursomes with these longs.
30:10No, but it's got to be a foursomes because it's four of us guys.
30:12I like my one-on-one first.
30:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:14I can't let everyone just have a taste of my woman.
30:16I ain't even had a taste of my soul.
30:18Listen, that's a bit loud.
30:19I understand that, but have more drinks and then you change your mind.
30:22You change your mind.
30:23No, no foursomes, Ken.
30:25I feel like Ken needs to be put in a field on his own like a holy ball.
30:29It could be a bit too much.
30:31It could be.
30:31You think it's a bit too much?
30:32Anyway.
30:33Yeah, look.
30:33Oh, my God.
30:34Ken is so full on.
30:35I haven't even had a chance to speak to Joelle yet.
30:37Do you live at home?
30:39So, I was living up in Cora and she just moved back down to Ken.
30:41Well, that's a massive yes.
30:43Maybe you can move into Ken's penthouse.
30:46Uh, no, no, no, no.
30:48I'm waiting for that.
30:50I've got a spare room for Luciana.
30:51Luciana, my name's Luciana.
30:53Oh, my God.
30:54Not Luciana.
30:55I apologize.
30:55Kim, whatever we had has gone right out the door.
30:58What if you just call me?
30:59Lucian Luciferlu.
31:00That is outrageous.
31:04Thank you very much.
31:05I think we'll maybe take the oysters away.
31:07It's too late.
31:08He's already erect.
31:15It's too late.
31:19Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
31:21Over on the double date, forgetful Ken is trying to get more intel on Lucinda, or whatever
31:26her name is.
31:29Gab, what do you know about Lucinda?
31:31I know that Lucinda is not about anything materialistic.
31:35It's not all about businesses and properties you own.
31:39100%.
31:39It's not all about labels.
31:40She's letting you know.
31:41Well, I'm just not really interested in that.
31:44100%.
31:44It's not my thing.
31:46100%.
31:47I just want heart and soul and integrity.
31:49Passionate.
31:51100%.
31:51Just not with you.
31:52Yeah, but even maybe a bit more than passionate.
31:55That's nice.
31:56Yeah, thanks.
31:57That's your well-gown.
31:58That's been your day.
31:59That looks good.
32:00Being passionate is good, but you can also be over-passionate.
32:04Oh, yeah?
32:04How's that?
32:05You can also always be right, but also be wrong.
32:07Come again?
32:08You can also be wrong, but also be right.
32:10Yeah, fascinating stuff, Joelle, but I'd let the Bokal Flowers do the talking for you next
32:14time.
32:14I really believe every word you say.
32:17Translation, I don't really understand it, but I definitely believe you said it.
32:20Well, thank you.
32:21I appreciate it.
32:21Yeah, you really speak true.
32:23Just in a really abstract way.
32:25What's your red flag?
32:27Arrogance.
32:28Mm-hmm.
32:28Flashiness.
32:29Okay.
32:30Like, I've got this, I do that.
32:32Okay.
32:32Yeah, they are a red flag for me.
32:34And you, Kim?
32:35Okay, my biggest ache is smell.
32:37Hygiene is important.
32:38I mean, I don't want to smell nothing, like, apart from perfumes and, yeah, hygiene.
32:43Um, my biggest passion is, uh, I'm very ambitious.
32:47Eh?
32:48That's not a red flag.
32:49Oh, right, he's talking himself up again.
32:51I mean, it's, it's pretty obvious.
32:55Right, listen, that is it.
32:56Ken is just spouting a load of bollocks.
32:58I've had enough.
32:59I'm going to call it.
33:00Yes, Gabby.
33:01On that note.
33:02All right.
33:02We'll give you a minute.
33:03Back in a minute.
33:03We're going to be back.
33:04Okay, wait, where are you going?
33:05Are you going to take your pen?
33:06I think we're going to pan around nine.
33:07Oh, okay, cool.
33:08Okay, we'll be back.
33:09We'll be back.
33:09All right, things were.
33:10You thinking about the date, Al?
33:12I feel like the date is going good.
33:14I feel like I'm going to make a move.
33:15I don't think Ken has read the room properly.
33:18Maybe we could get Joel to explain it to him.
33:20In terms of?
33:22Uh, on second thoughts.
33:24Babe.
33:26Okay, everything that you're saying is coming from a place of, like, performance.
33:30Like, I'm sorry if I'm being, like, too hard saying that.
33:33No, that's what I love about you, your directness.
33:34And I feel like you've got such a good attunement of person, and I see it for him.
33:39The other night when we had the one-on-one date together, we were sort of in each other's chemistry
33:43spell.
33:44But in this dynamic, I'm just, I can really see him for where he's at.
33:50But it's not what I want.
33:51I need depth and presence.
33:53I actually need to be brained and maybe speak some words directly to him.
33:58Yeah, but I get the feeling that whatever words you use, he'll still just hear, do you want to force
34:03them?
34:05Over to Husky Boy's date, where he's putting the agent's advice into practice.
34:09He's stopped talking for a whole five minutes, and so now Megan's spilling the beans.
34:14How many brothers and sisters do you have?
34:15I've got two younger sisters.
34:16Oh, okay.
34:17Okay.
34:18And, like, did you get on with them?
34:19I get on with them, yeah.
34:20Oh, fine.
34:20They're closer with each other than I am with them.
34:23What was that?
34:24We, um, did have a bit of a, uh, rocky, um, childhood.
34:29Oh, really?
34:30Like, how?
34:31We were on Super Nanny.
34:33Blimey, she's not just spilled the beans, she's spilled the full English.
34:36Super Nanny?
34:37Mm-hmm.
34:37Well, that TV programme thing?
34:39How bad were you?
34:41Um, because it...
34:44It's quite, it's quite a, um, well-known episode.
34:48How bad were you?
34:50I bit her.
34:51I hit her.
34:52I called her a bitch.
34:53She was annoying, to be fair.
34:54Really?
34:56So you were an ill-disciplined little nightmare?
34:58No, I think I was just challenging.
35:01Yeah, that look says what you said, James.
35:04Challenging?
35:05I mean, I'm a bit surprised about Megan's, uh, Super Nanny revelation,
35:08but let's be honest with you, you can't judge people on what happened in the past,
35:12because if you did, I wouldn't be allowed to leave the house.
35:15Sorry, but are you a good girl now, though?
35:17Yeah.
35:19I've mellowed out.
35:21Have you?
35:22Yeah.
35:23Yeah, I don't believe her either, James.
35:28Back over to the double date now,
35:30where Ken's desperately trying to keep his orgy dreams alive,
35:33with a game of spin the bottle.
35:35I mean, uh, fork.
35:36Okay, let's go.
35:37I think.
35:40Okay, this day's for you.
35:42Give Joe a passionate kiss.
35:44That's the death.
35:44I'll be a gentleman.
35:45You don't have to go.
35:46I'm going to come to you.
35:48I love the way he takes control.
35:51This is good.
35:52This is what I like.
35:53It's working, Ken.
35:55It's working.
35:57Okay, that's, uh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's good, that's, that's hard.
36:02Okay, so who wants to spin?
36:05Do you know what?
36:05I'm struggling.
36:10I think we had really good energy the other night, but if I'm really true to me, I think
36:15I am looking for something different.
36:16Like what?
36:17What different?
36:17Oh, you know, someone less force of me.
36:20I think it's an energy thing that I'm just like, I think you're quite flashy.
36:25You know, your cars and watchers, it's an energy that is a bit unexplainable.
36:30I can explain it for you.
36:32Awkward.
36:33I feel like you judge me without getting to know who I actually am.
36:40You will see me, which a lot of people do.
36:42They see me, ah, he's flashy enough, but I'm not.
36:44I feel like there's another side of me that you totally bypassed and you didn't really acknowledge.
36:49Maybe you should have led with that rather than the penthouse orgy stuff.
36:53Just saying.
36:54It's my fault because I thought you and I had an understanding.
36:58I just wanted everybody to be comfortable, but I didn't know making everybody comfortable
37:02is going to cost me this.
37:04I'd hate to see you make people feel uncomfortable.
37:07You didn't give me that opportunity to show you who I am.
37:10Oh God, this is awkward.
37:12Oh dear, what now?
37:15Gabby, Joel, I suppose we'll leave you to it.
37:20I reckon we should let these lovebirds have their own moment.
37:24100%, should we do that?
37:25I'm going to take my flowers.
37:27Okay.
37:27See you guys.
37:29Bye.
37:29Love you.
37:30I love you.
37:31Enjoy.
37:31I'll leave it to you.
37:33See you, legend.
37:34See you later.
37:34See ya.
37:36Yeah.
37:37Have fun, you two.
37:38Thank you, you two.
37:39Wow.
37:41It's so all right.
37:43Where do we start?
37:45Thank you, thank you, thank you.
37:49Look, I am feeling a little bit tender.
37:51I feel like I've never rejected a hotter man in my life.
37:55100%.
37:56Awesome.
37:58I'm feeling kind of shocked, actually.
38:01I wasn't expecting the little twist towards the end.
38:04See you, Ken.
38:05Take care.
38:05Go well.
38:06Bye-bye.
38:07I feel like I want to get my flowers back.
38:10Don't worry, you'll be able to fish some out of the Thames later.
38:14Really worked hard to be who I am in this life.
38:17I'm just looking for something different.
38:20I'm still regretting I didn't have sex with him.
38:23Ken, get back here, son.
38:25She's ready.
38:26100%.
38:29Across town, James has been told to dial it up by the agent
38:31on his date with legendary former nanny biter Megan.
38:35She's grown up now, thankfully.
38:37How come you're single?
38:38Is that a choice or vibe?
38:40Are you dots to date you or what?
38:41I don't really do dates.
38:43You don't do dates?
38:44No.
38:44I have got dating apps.
38:46I get scared and I get bored.
38:47I've never been on a date now.
38:50This is why tonight, like, a blind date was really...
38:53Daunting.
38:53Well, I'm not ever daunting, because I'm like...
38:55I'll talk to myself.
38:56I can talk on glass, I have to sleep.
38:58Sorry, what was that?
38:58I nodded off.
39:00I just think, for me, I like meeting people and talking.
39:03So if you were at a bar and I saw you, I'd come and talk to you,
39:06I'd ask your number.
39:07If we had a vibe, I'd know, so I'd go on a date.
39:09Yeah, yeah.
39:09The dating apps, you don't have any of that.
39:10No, exactly.
39:11So is it going to fit into your life, or would it be hard?
39:14I don't know.
39:15It depends what their life's like, I think.
39:17How about a chaotic shambles wrapped in a nightmare in a box of chaos?
39:21Sounds like someone needs super nanny.
39:23That sounds great.
39:24I bet.
39:24Sounds really appealing.
39:28So what would you usually go for in a partner?
39:31I don't mind race, gender, not gender, sorry.
39:36That would be an interesting one.
39:38That would be a massive confession, by the way.
39:41Doctor T, yep, clear schedule tomorrow.
39:43I think you've got some serious unpacking to do with James.
39:45He's into dick.
39:46What about you?
39:46Dark bottom receding hairline.
39:48That's the title of my next book.
39:50You'll be all right.
39:50Oh, thank you.
39:52Cheers, pal.
39:54Have you gone half?
39:55No, I'll get this.
39:56Are you sure?
39:57Do you know what?
39:58I'm very sure.
39:59I have.
39:59Oh, I'd quite like to date, James.
40:02Oh, all right.
40:03Oh.
40:05Oh, see, I'm going to have to.
40:06I'm going to have to.
40:07Embarrassing.
40:08Cheers, pal.
40:09My pleasure.
40:10That was a vibe.
40:12I really enjoyed that.
40:13Good.
40:13Nice.
40:14So, yeah, hopefully we'll catch up again.
40:18Yeah?
40:19I'd be happy to.
40:20Oh, fine.
40:20Well, let's, yeah, I'm keen.
40:22Good.
40:22I had a really nice time.
40:24I wasn't sure what to expect as I had no sort of frame of reference.
40:28I had nothing to go on.
40:29But she was really nice.
40:30She looked really beautiful.
40:31And she was a vibe.
40:32So, I'm very happy.
40:33Nice one, James.
40:34But how did Megan feel?
40:35Shall we go?
40:36Yeah.
40:37He is really, genuinely lovely.
40:39And it was really easy to have conversation.
40:41What stood out about James the most was how,
40:43how honest he was.
40:45I think that's a massive turn-on.
40:46Well, this has gone well.
40:48You're going to try for a conversion, Husky?
40:50Well, I had a great night.
40:51So did I.
40:52That was great.
40:52I will hopefully see you again.
40:54Yeah.
40:55I like that.
40:55Oh, his hands are on her.
40:58And he's scored.
41:01Did not see that coming, to be fair.
41:03But then I'm no rugby player slash superstar DJ slash podcaster.
41:07Ended in a kiss.
41:08So, it's definitely gone well on both parts, I think.
41:12I'll catch up with you soon.
41:12All right?
41:13Have a nice time.
41:13All right, get it home safe.
41:14See ya.
41:14We'll definitely go on another date with her.
41:16I think it's important.
41:17I think we've got nice chemistry.
41:19And as we kissed at the end, you know, like, you know, probably could have done a bit more,
41:23really, but, you know, I mean...
41:24What?
41:25When I say more, I mean slightly more kissing.
41:28No, I'm a gentleman, obviously.
41:32Having lost Lucinda, Ken, and the rest of the restaurant, Gabby and Joelle finally get
41:36a moment to themselves before they're politely asked to leave.
41:40Tonight was a lot, wasn't it?
41:42Yeah.
41:42And I feel like we didn't get to do what we needed on our own.
41:46Yeah, I feel like we need a longer, longer time, just one on one, so...
41:50We'll see you in round three.
41:54Yeah, but elsewhere, they want to close here.
41:57Yeah, I think it's definitely necessary, no?
42:00Yeah, let's do it, then.
42:01Cheers to round three.
42:02Yay!
42:04Go on, then.
42:04Quick kiss, then fuck off.
42:06We're into overtime now.
42:11Gabby is an amazing kisser.
42:12I feel like nothing changed from when we kissed in Tenerife to how we kissed now.
42:16I think it's just only getting better.
42:17The waiter will be delighted.
42:22Lovely, lovely day.
42:23Yeah, I'll see you soon.
42:24I look forward to seeing you soon.
42:25See you soon.
42:27Take care, yeah?
42:28See you soon.
42:29I've got a hundred red roses.
42:31Now you're really rubbing Ken's nose in it.
42:33That's impressive, no?
42:34I've never had that before from anyone, any of you bastards that I've been with before.
42:39Well, as long as you're happy.
42:41I think having some one-on-one time with Joelle now is definitely needed to see if it is something
42:45that we think it is.
42:46Why don't you get yourself down to Leicester Square, sell each of those roses for ÂŁ2 a pop, and you'll
42:50be quid-in.
42:53Next week!
42:54Do you love nuts?
42:55Do you love nuts?
42:55Why am I such a child?
42:57The celebs do some grooming.
42:59Not like that.
43:00Where am I shaving the back?
43:01You're shaving the back.
43:03Right here.
43:05For some, love is tough.
43:07You OK?
43:07It just feels all of a sudden more pressured and scary.
43:12But for others, it's tough love.
43:15Most of the chat is really top-line.
43:17That's not a compliment.
43:18Oh!
43:20What?
43:21And a blast from the past.
43:23I feel like we've lived a whole life since we've been here.
43:27It's a whole year.
43:28Normally, I'm married and divorced, right now.
43:31As our celebs...
43:33Got a bit of a salty rim.
43:34Mine's got a spicy one, that's it.
43:36Go!
43:36Have I got, like, a skin disease?
43:38It looks nice.
43:40Dating!
43:41Love loves you.
43:43Bye!
43:44Bye!
43:45Bye!
43:54Bye!
44:04Bye!
44:07Bye!
44:08Bye!
44:12Bye!
44:13Bye!
44:13Bye!
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