- 14 hours ago
Celebs Go Dating Season 15 Episode 9
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00I want your love, I want it tonight
00:03Welcome to Celebs Go Dating and we are back baby
00:08From the romantic mini break in Tenerife
00:10It's a new day in the agency, Paul's missed his flight
00:13So getting right down to business are Dr T, Adubs and Tom
00:17We brought Sun back from the Tenerife
00:19You brought a little tranche of Tenerife with you
00:22I once brought a little tranche of Tenerife back with me
00:24Luckily quick calls the penicillin and my wee wee went back to normal
00:27We really missed you though
00:29Didn't we?
00:30We really missed you
00:31Lots of things went down
00:34Oh look at his little innuendo loving ears prick up
00:37In Tenerife
00:38And some of the dates were really successful
00:40Others not quite as successful
00:42So we've definitely got a little bit of mopping up to do in the agency
00:45Yeah, God knows what Tom's been up to whilst you lot are away
00:48We are on Mr B list today
00:50So it's going to be Johnny Hardware
00:52Because we've got a brand new arrival
00:54That's right
00:55We've been so excited about this
00:57The delicious PK
01:01I'm such a fan of his
01:02Yeah, he's a bit of a cheeky chappy isn't he?
01:04He is a hugely cheeky chappy
01:11And here's the man himself
01:13Give me a P, give me a K
01:14That's all because
01:16It's ballerleague slash social media ledge slash new celeb signing
01:20PK Humble
01:22King of the agency?
01:23Did Tom give himself a promotion while everyone was away?
01:26Hello celebrity dating agency
01:28It's PK
01:28Fun fact, the P is for Percy
01:30Oh, at last
01:33K
01:33No idea
01:34M
01:35Come in
01:35Pass
01:36My left stroke just went viral
01:43I'm UK Humble the first
01:45I'm the last
01:46I'm known as a content creator
01:48Streamer
01:49Footballer
01:50YouTuber
01:51The whole package
01:52Something tells me he could come with a whole lot of bagage
01:55Mmm
01:55Ah
01:56It's my favourite drink
01:58Look at the way you smile
02:00You're going to
02:00Oh no
02:06I describe myself as fun
02:09Outgoing
02:09And of course a bit of a ladies man
02:12So PK Humble likes a PK Fumble
02:16Mmm
02:16Delicious
02:17My emotional IQ is probably like Robert Einstein
02:21I'm assuming he's related to Albert Einstein
02:23I've been single for about a year now
02:26I've joined the agency to find love
02:29Real love
02:30I'm clearly not doing a good job
02:32It's going to be an experience for the agents
02:34I feel sorry for them
02:35So do I
02:38Godspeed
02:39Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
02:41Welcome
02:42What's going on, bro
02:44Oh
02:46Lovely to meet you
02:47Lovely to meet you too, man
02:48Golly gee, you're handsome
02:50I always love a lady to rattle at the agency
02:53Like a worn zephyr wafting through the doors
02:55Though in PK's case
02:57It's more a handsome hurricane
02:58Let's hope he doesn't blow you away
03:00Make yourself very comfortable
03:02This is nice, you know
03:02It's nice
03:03Isn't it nice?
03:04Amazing
03:04I think I've made a sartorial mistake, though
03:06I think I look like a bobbing head today
03:08No, I think you look great
03:09But you're blending in, camouflaging
03:13So what vintage are you, may I ask?
03:15I know it's a rude question
03:16No, it's not rude at all
03:18It's my birthday this year
03:20Oh, me too
03:22This year
03:23February the 13th
03:25But if I meet someone
03:26The day before Valentine's
03:28But if I meet someone I like
03:29I tell them February the 14th
03:31Oh
03:31It adds a little je ne sais quoi
03:33Does it?
03:35I'm just a lover boy at heart
03:36Oh, I say
03:37You're Aphrodite's son
03:39I compare myself to Zeus, though
03:41The king of the gods?
03:43Yeah, I'm about to shake the place off
03:45I'm going to have to keep an eye on you
03:46I think you should
03:48Actually, no
03:48I'm behaving myself
03:49You're not
03:51I'm behaving myself
03:51You've got a carapace of naughtiness
03:53But beneath it is molten honey
03:55Just sweet
03:56Just sweet
03:57And warm
03:58Well, he can't be that warm
03:59Because he's still got his coat on
04:01Probably from PK Max
04:07Next on the scene is Professor Green
04:09Yeah, that rhymes
04:10You're not the only one
04:11That can spit bars round here, Greeny
04:14Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
04:16Hello, it's Stephen
04:17Hello, hello
04:20Who are you?
04:21Who are you?
04:22Who's a cycle from Holloway to High
04:24But just a shot in Namby
04:25That's a Namby
04:28Oh, love
04:29Yo
04:30What's happening?
04:32Hello, darling
04:32Hello, dear
04:33You are happy
04:35Hello, King of the Agency
04:37What's going on, bro?
04:38Oh, some huge puffer jacket cuddles
04:41Going on here today
04:42What are you doing here?
04:43I just come for a coffee
04:44Yeah, just chuck your coat on the floor, mate
04:46More a bit of dating advice, no?
04:48Nah
04:49I think I've got
04:50I know everything
04:50You've got that on lock
04:51Okay, that's a dangerous face to be
04:52Yeah
04:52You've met before
04:54Nothing gets past you, does it, Tom?
04:56You've met each other
04:57We haven't met before
04:58Oh, tell me
04:59Stars League football
05:01And I was playing against his team
05:02And I think I scored like 10 goals against him
05:04Something like that, yeah
05:05I wasn't playing myself
05:05Did you win?
05:07Of course I did
05:07I'm a winner
05:08I'm not sure that was the outcome
05:10What?
05:11We might have to find the tape
05:13The receipts
05:14It's alright, we don't need the receipts
05:16Absolutely no-one cares
05:20Upstairs, our two dating experts
05:22Are painstakingly preparing
05:23For their first consultation
05:25Ready to bring their incredible insight
05:26And professionalism
05:28I haven't bleached my arse off
05:29I didn't laser it
05:30I don't have any hair
05:31Yeah, I've lasered my bum hole as well
05:32So much better
05:34You do not want any of those little chug nuts
05:36Mine's still full bush down there
05:38But I have bleached it
05:38I say bleach
05:39Squirted some Domestos round the rim
05:41Zingy!
05:44Hello
05:44Hi Tom
05:45We're ready for PK
05:47Alright Darnie
05:48Bye
05:49It's your time
05:50Calm down Tom
05:51He's not off to Dignitas
05:52Aw man
05:54Come to me, bend me
05:55Hey
05:56Hey boy
05:58Take care of yourself
06:00I shall
06:00My bro, good luck my bro
06:02Good to see you
06:03Good to see you
06:03Oh I like meeting you people
06:05Yeah
06:06Fresh meat into the agency
06:10Come on in
06:11Timid not
06:12Hello
06:14Hello, hello, hello
06:15Hello
06:16PK
06:17Yes indeed
06:17Hi
06:18Very nice to meet you
06:19Nice to meet you
06:20Relax, chill
06:21This is home from home
06:23Get comfy
06:23Get comfy
06:24Welcome
06:25To the celebrity dating agency
06:27Am I going to get interrogated?
06:29Yeah, but just tell them
06:30You've had the old arse laser
06:31And you'll fit writing
06:32Why are you here at the agency?
06:34Very bummer with no girlfriend
06:35Part of me is like
06:36You know what
06:37Shall I add to my roster?
06:39Hey pardon
06:40Sorry, sorry, sorry
06:41What do you mean by that?
06:42Add to your roster?
06:42Yeah, dating roster
06:43You have a roster going
06:45Everyone's got a roster
06:46How many people
06:46Own this roster?
06:48Um
06:50Probably like 20 plus
06:5120 plus?
06:54You're attracting
06:55To 20 plus girls
06:56Not everyone gets spoken to
06:57Yeah, sounds like my roster
06:59And by roster
07:00I mean marriage
07:01And everyone understands
07:03That this is casual
07:04No, nothing's a secret
07:05I don't feel like
07:06I need to lie
07:06I feel like God's given me
07:08Enough like
07:09Physically
07:09That I don't need to lie
07:11To girls
07:12Womanising and blasphemy
07:13This is going well
07:14God has given me
07:16Enough physically
07:17Yeah
07:17What does that mean?
07:18I feel like I'm good looking
07:19Enough not to lie
07:20Good looking enough
07:22Not to lie
07:22And my personality
07:23And my personality
07:23I feel like
07:24It has a little bit of like
07:25Sweet chili to my
07:26So I don't need to lie
07:27So you're saying
07:29You're attractive
07:31And have mad wrists
07:32Crazy wrists
07:33Humble by name
07:34Humble by nature
07:35Hashtag sarcasm
07:37I drive a limousine
07:38So like
07:39Everyone can fit in
07:40Yeah, I do the same
07:41With my roster
07:42I drive the girls
07:43Crazy
07:44I'll get my limousine
07:45Yep
07:46Tell everyone from my roster
07:47To meet me in one place
07:48And they all get in the limousine
07:50And we all go out for dinner
07:51You and how many women?
07:54Ten
07:55I bet that's a lively
07:56WhatsApp group
07:57You've got a roster of ladies
07:58So why the hell
07:59Do you need our help?
08:00I'd rather cuddle up
08:01With the love of my life
08:02Oh, okay
08:03Because if I find someone
08:05That I like truly want
08:06My roster will go
08:07Oh
08:09Ah, so there is some hope
08:11Okay, you're looking
08:12For commitment, yeah?
08:13I'm not looking
08:13But if it comes
08:14I'll take it
08:15I believe it should come
08:16To me
08:17I don't feel like
08:18I should go searching for it
08:19He does know
08:20He's joined a dating agency
08:21Doesn't he?
08:22I don't think he does
08:24Wow
08:35Welcome back to
08:36Celebs Go Dating
08:37Where the agents
08:37Are finding out
08:38Just how much work
08:39They've got to do
08:40With their roster-loving
08:41New arrival
08:42PK Humble
08:44Have you ever been in love?
08:46Yeah, I feel like
08:47I've been in love before
08:48But it went past me quickly
08:50I was a cheater
08:53How many times
08:54Have you cheated
08:55On your ex-girlfriend?
08:58Probably like 30 times
08:59It would have been 31
09:00But his dick fell off
09:01In all the years
09:03Of celebrity dating agency
09:05We have never seen
09:06This level of disrespect
09:08For the people he dates
09:09Like PK
09:10We have a lot of work to do
09:11I don't cheat on purpose
09:13Every time I've cheated
09:14It's an accident
09:15Whoa, whoa, whoa
09:16What do you mean by accident?
09:17Come on, PK
09:18It just happens
09:1930 times?
09:21Yeah
09:21Let me tell you
09:22Once is an accident
09:2330 times, my friend
09:24Twice, maybe
09:25Yeah, it's not an accident
09:26That is definitely a pattern
09:28I liked the person
09:29I was with a lot
09:30But girls were fooling at me
09:33And I didn't have
09:34The self-control
09:34I think she's only
09:36Finding out right now
09:36About the 30
09:38Surprise
09:39You think that's respectful?
09:41It's not respectful
09:42But it's not disrespectful
09:43It is disrespectful
09:45To cheat on anyone
09:46If you're in a committed relationship
09:47It is disrespectful
09:48100%
09:49It is disrespectful
09:49You present as though
09:50You're a prize
09:51For people to win
09:53And I haven't heard once
09:55Of what you can offer
09:57Yeah, what do you bring
09:58To the table?
09:5810 of his roster girls
10:00Apparently
10:00I feel like there's a part of me
10:02That you've got to make me
10:03Want to unlock
10:03So let's say we get
10:04The right key
10:05What would we find?
10:0630 used johnnies
10:08You would find someone
10:09That's ready to give
10:10Like their partner
10:11Everything
10:12Emotional support
10:13Physical support
10:15Like a proper support system
10:17A proper caring person
10:19That was beautiful
10:20You know, you want to be
10:21That person's support system
10:22You were finally
10:23Saying a few things
10:24I was going green flag
10:25Green flag
10:26But you might look good
10:28You might be witty
10:28Funny
10:28Got a great job
10:29And drive a limousine
10:30But if you haven't got
10:32The emotional maturity
10:33And all of the other factors
10:35In it
10:35You ain't gonna see shit
10:36Go on, Anna
10:37If you're open-minded
10:38Towards what we have
10:40To offer here
10:41You'll come out
10:42Of this process
10:43A better man
10:44I feel like
10:45This is gonna be good
10:46Okay
10:46Well, we do have a date
10:47For you
10:48You are gonna be going
10:49On a date with
10:51Inez
10:51Is she beautiful?
10:53Is she looking for
10:54Something serious?
10:55I think the real question is
10:56Are you?
10:57This is all for you to find out
10:58Just please be real
10:59And be respectful on the date
11:00No fuckboy game
11:01I don't think I'm a fuckboy
11:03The picture on the dictionary
11:05Of fuckboy
11:06Is your picture?
11:06Nah
11:07I think that's harsh
11:08It was a bit harsh
11:09From an actual doctor
11:10PK, genuinely
11:11Thank you
11:12Thank you very much
11:13You are definitely
11:14A spicy vince
11:15Class dismissed
11:16Class dismissed
11:17Thank you very much
11:19Have fun
11:20Be a good boy
11:21I won't let you look down
11:22I'll take that bet
11:23Bye
11:25He's literally
11:27The worst data
11:28I mean
11:2920 plus girls
11:30On his roster
11:32Are you serious?
11:34We've got our work cut out
11:34So much work
11:35Yep
11:37Finding someone
11:37He hasn't already banged
11:38Will be the biggest challenge
11:41Someone else
11:42Putting in the work
11:42Is David
11:43Oh god
11:44It's one of them
11:45Sheet mask things
11:45Always freak me out
11:46He's prepping for his second date
11:48With Fan
11:49Who he met out in Tenerife
11:51When Fan made a splash
11:52And caught his eye
11:53You look sexy baby
11:56And David wasn't sure
11:57Of options
11:57On who to date again
11:59If you would love
12:00To date David again
12:01Please stand up
12:05But it was
12:06Funtime Fan
12:06Who got David's juices flowing
12:10I am excited
12:11To see Fan again
12:12But I just don't know
12:12If there's a spark
12:13I'm excited to find that out
12:15Because I have been thinking about him
12:17In between my
12:18Very intense
12:20Very expensive
12:22Skin care routine
12:24This was literally like a sheet mask
12:26For like £1.99
12:27So it's probably going to give me hives
12:28I have thrown myself out there
12:30So much more than I normally would
12:32Like the fact that I
12:34Led the kissing scenario
12:36Kiss gay
12:37Snog gay
12:39I'd like that
12:40That for me
12:42I feel like I don't need to do anything
12:44I will say
12:44Well technically
12:45You will need to
12:46Because we're not even
12:47Halfway through the process yet
12:52On the other side of town
12:54Is Professor Greens
12:55Turned to see the agent
12:56Puffer jacket off
12:57Jumper on
12:58Oh come in
12:59Come on in
13:01Hello
13:01Cardigan
13:02Shit
13:03Fever
13:04And we met
13:08Back from the tenners
13:09Yeah back from tennery
13:10Oh he wasn't on board
13:12With the tenners Anna
13:13Too much time in the lab
13:14You're a tan
13:15No way
13:16You did get a tan actually
13:19As well as catching
13:20The lightest tan I've ever seen
13:22The prof slid into his
13:23Waterpark date with Clara
13:24And made waves of his chat
13:26I don't mean
13:27I wouldn't normally get naked
13:28Until you know
13:29Quite a few dates along
13:30But today I made an exception
13:32Great way to test the waters
13:33There's a bad joke for you
13:34There you go
13:34Keep dropping them
13:35That's fine
13:35Meaning she was willing
13:37To dive into another meet up
13:38I mean you went
13:40On a waterpark date
13:41How was that for you?
13:42Conversation was really easy
13:43With Clara
13:43And I don't know
13:45If that thing is there
13:46But I'm going to have to
13:47See someone more than once
13:48To work out
13:48If that thing can happen
13:49Over time
13:50And we're going to see
13:51Each other again
13:51You are
13:52But she's actually
13:53On a quick holly box
13:55At the moment
13:57I learn
13:57I learn
13:57She's on a quick holiday
13:59So
13:59Yeah just say holiday
14:00You clearly had a connection
14:02You're definitely going to
14:03See Clara again
14:04But
14:04But there's no but
14:05There's an and
14:06Because
14:07I like that
14:07That's good reframe
14:08You know I love a reframe
14:09You love a reframe
14:11You love a reframe
14:34Have you ever met a funeral
14:35Arranger before?
14:36If you had
14:36You wouldn't be hearing about it
14:37Fucking dead boy
14:38I'm so
14:39I'm well up for this
14:40I have so many questions
14:42My ask from you is
14:43To get in as many
14:44Puns as you possibly can
14:46Into this date
14:48Around death and funeral
14:50Or how about you
14:51Sort out his love life
14:52And leave the puns to me
14:53Alright
14:54Maybe she'll give him
14:55A stiffy
14:56Amaral
14:56Let's keep it complete
14:58British dark humour
15:00All the way
15:00Sorry I keep coughing
15:02Me too I've got one
15:02It's fine
15:03No coughing
15:03Oh my god
15:06You are really witty
15:07Like I said
15:09I'll do the gags yeah
15:10Well we're very excited
15:11To see how this date goes
15:12Yeah
15:13More than excited
15:15Thank you
15:16See you later
15:17See you later
15:18Can I leave a laugh
15:19It was a parting pun
15:20Please
15:21Both of you
15:21A drop dead coin
15:25Killed it
15:29And hoping that her love life
15:31Might feature a few more
15:33Resurrections
15:34Here comes our Queen Colleen
15:36For her debrief
15:37On everything
15:38That went down in tennis
15:39Hello
15:41Celebrity date
15:42Hi it's Holly
15:43Come in
15:53Oh look at you
15:55Oh butterscotch
15:58Her name's Colleen
16:00Welcome home
16:01Thank you
16:02I love this ballet cashmere
16:04Ballet money
16:05Oh Darcy
16:06No I just told you
16:08It's Colleen
16:08You look like
16:09Catherine Hepburn
16:10She's Colleen
16:13Are you floating
16:15On a wave of romance
16:16Or more bonding
16:18With your chums
16:19I'm very much bonding
16:21With my chums
16:22Oh she did a fair amount
16:24Of bonding alright
16:25If you know what I mean
16:27Hi
16:27I'm in the mood
16:30We've had the best time
16:31To the point where
16:32Sometimes when you were
16:33Going out on a date
16:33You didn't want to go
16:34Because you were like
16:35I want to stay here
16:36And have
16:36I think you've missed
16:37The point Colleen
16:38Or found the point
16:41Cabinet across the capital
16:43Is Professor Stephen
16:44With a PH
16:44Who's got his lucky
16:45Denning date shirt on
16:46Ready to meet
16:47Funeral arranger Fiona
16:49I'm still struggling
16:51With the same part
16:52Of this process
16:53That I was in the beginning
16:54Which is
16:54Dating
16:55I'm not making
16:56The decisions
16:58I'm not walking up
16:59To someone
17:00Saying hello
17:00Swapping numbers
17:01And arranging to see people
17:03They're being chosen
17:03For me
17:04And that still
17:05Leaves me feeling
17:06Like there is
17:07Ground missing
17:07Beneath my feet
17:08A bit like
17:08Stumbling into
17:09A freshly dug grave
17:10I'd imagine
17:14Meanwhile back at the agency
17:16A-Dubs and Dr Tara
17:17Are figuring out
17:18How they're going to
17:19Give Colleen
17:19A new lease of love life
17:21Colleen really loved
17:22Tenerife
17:23And then at the end
17:24The selection
17:25Yeah I think
17:25That the concern we have
17:27Is that the Colleen
17:27We get in today
17:28Is back at square one
17:29That's like not
17:30Well you're about to find out
17:31Because she's on her way
17:32Upstairs now
17:33We have recognised
17:34Her pattern
17:36Of having low self-worth
17:38Yeah we need to get
17:39To the root cause
17:39Of that
17:40Yeah for sure
17:40Oh
17:41Oh come on in
17:43Hello
17:46Colleen had a turbulent
17:47Time in tenors
17:48One minute she's
17:49Floating about
17:49On cloud nine
17:50After that cheeky
17:51Little kiss
17:51With sexy Steve
17:53And next
17:54Bang
17:55Back down to earth
17:56Quicker than Orion
17:56Air landed
17:57Steve and Andy
17:59If you would like
18:01To continue
18:01To see Colleen
18:03Please stand up now
18:07Oh god ground
18:09Please swallow me up
18:10We've been most
18:11Excited about seeing you
18:12Oh thank you
18:13Thank you
18:14Lots of things going on
18:14Loads of things going on
18:16Yeah
18:16Well I mean
18:16Tenerife obviously
18:17It was wild
18:18You seemed to really
18:19Enjoy it
18:20I loved every single
18:22Minute of it
18:22Really
18:23Don't get me wrong
18:24It was quite mortifying
18:25For neither of them
18:27To pick me
18:28Yeah that makes more sense
18:29Well it was like
18:30I was ready to fight
18:31And we were going to fight
18:33I saw it
18:34I thought go on girl
18:35It's quite unusual
18:36For us actually
18:36To get
18:37Yeah we were
18:37We were pretty pissed
18:38That was more to do
18:39With the duty free Malibu
18:40To be fair
19:09We were very much
19:11Innings from all of these
19:12Experiences
19:12What would you say
19:13You take moving forward
19:14In this process
19:15I'm not in this
19:16To go on with a friend
19:17Oh that's amazing
19:18Carleen
19:18Can I just
19:19Oh Dr T's got her
19:21Castanets out again
19:23Blimey
19:23What's Anna playing
19:24It's okay
19:24To be
19:26Transparent
19:26And to think about me
19:27Yes Colleen
19:29Agents
19:29Good work
19:30But I have kind of thought
19:32They won't find anyone for me
19:34Oh
19:34Scrap that
19:35Looks like you went
19:36Early on the Castanets
19:40On a more positive note
19:42Prof Green is about to meet
19:43Fiona the funeral arranger
19:44So if the date dies on its arse
19:46At least she's
19:47Professionally prepared
19:48I'm feeling really good
19:49About the date today
19:50I haven't dated for
19:51Quite a while
19:52I guess
19:52I'm really really
19:53I'm buzzing
19:56Day of the Dead theme
19:57On point
20:00Hiya
20:00Hi
20:01How are you
20:01I'm very well
20:02Nice to meet you
20:03It's lovely to see you
20:03Well thank you
20:04How are you
20:05I am fine
20:06I'm good
20:07This is
20:09Very nice in here
20:11Quirky
20:11Yes
20:12You don't get places like this
20:14In Glasgow
20:14I must say
20:15Really
20:15I first went to Glasgow
20:17When I was 20 or 21
20:18In East Kilbride
20:19So it's a stone's throw
20:20You're going to tell me
20:21That's where you live
20:22I live in East Kilbride
20:22No way
20:23No way
20:24What a small world
20:25Indeed
20:26God it's so hard
20:27Not to make bad jokes
20:28I've been dying
20:29To ask you
20:30About your profession
20:31There's one
20:32Do you know what I do
20:33Kill people or something
20:35Funeral planning
20:36Funeral arranging
20:37Right
20:37I do
20:38I look after the families
20:39In the worst time of their life
20:41Okay I'm beginning to think
20:43She does actually arrange funerals
20:44I do
20:45I love it
20:46I love it so much
20:47Are there any
20:48God I've got so many questions
20:50So many questions
20:50To the music
20:51That people select
20:52Yeah
20:53Are there any standout songs
20:54Leave it out mate
20:55Even the dead don't listen to your stuff
20:56Yeah
20:57Frank Sinatra
20:58He always makes an appearance
21:00I thought he was dead
21:01What would be your funeral song
21:02For me
21:03Uptown funk
21:04I don't know
21:04I have no idea
21:05Music's a big thing to me
21:07Yeah
21:07There's too many
21:07I would just need
21:08A full day service
21:09To play every song
21:10That I would ever want to have
21:11Do you find yourself thinking about
21:12I guess your funeral
21:16Absolutely
21:17My own morbid curiosity
21:18Takes over constantly
21:19Really
21:20So it hasn't eased that
21:21It hasn't made it any easier
21:23No
21:24Do you think it's made it worse
21:26Yeah
21:27Because you see the reality of it
21:28Right in front of you
21:29And I'm like
21:30Right we're a couple of minutes in
21:31And the prof is asking his date
21:33If she's arranged her own funeral
21:34How's he going to dig himself out of this one
21:47Welcome back to
21:49Celebs Go Dating
21:49Where we left Pro Green
21:51Asking funeral planner Fiona
21:52About her own send off
21:54Hopefully there's some more
21:55Cheery chat in the wake
21:56Of his earlier efforts
21:57What's some Scottish slang
21:59Scottish slang
22:00Yeah
22:00Oh
22:01Ball bag
22:02Ball bag
22:03Ball bag
22:04Ball bag
22:05All right yeah ball bag
22:05A huge term of endearment
22:07Yeah
22:07That's your good Scottish slang
22:09I mean I get that from
22:10Growing up in East London
22:11Where the C word
22:12Is the term of endearment
22:13Oh yeah good
22:14Yeah
22:14Yeah yeah
22:15I love you yeah
22:16Yeah yeah
22:17Term of endearment
22:18That's all right you lovable
22:19So tell me
22:21How has your state and journey
22:22Been thus far
22:23Oh my gosh
22:24Yeah
22:25Sitting down
22:26In front of someone
22:27That you've never met
22:27It's been fine
22:29There hasn't really been
22:30Too many awkward silences
22:31Good
22:32That's a relief to hear
22:33Because there's nothing worse
22:34Than an awkward silence
22:36What do you want now
22:36Aren't we
22:44No I can't even pretend
22:47I won
22:49You did win
22:49I was never going to win that one
22:50But good
22:51I'm kind of
22:52I felt it slipping actually
22:53If you'd held on for a bit longer
22:54That would have been your point
22:55Well it looks like
22:55This date has come to life
22:57Maybe she'll let him
22:58Undertake her home later
23:28Over at Heartbreak HQ
23:29You have led to this pattern
23:32Of inner self-critic
23:34To being the one
23:35That takes the brunt
23:36Of rejection
23:38And we'd love to know
23:39Where that comes from
23:42Well relationship wise
23:44I think it's because
23:45I've always been cheated on
23:48Always
23:49Well my very first relationship
23:52He cheated on me
23:54You know
23:55Then I met
23:55The next guy
23:57Was with him
23:59For two years
23:59And then he
24:00Went with your sister
24:02What?
24:04Yeah
24:06For two years
24:08This is a proper
24:09Committed relationship
24:10We lived together
24:11We lived together
24:12For two years
24:12And he ended up
24:15Sleeping with your sister
24:17I feel bad
24:18Because it's one of my sisters
24:18That passed away
24:20Were you able to
24:22Speak to your sister
24:23About this?
24:24No
24:25So
24:26You never had a conversation
24:27That your sister
24:28Was basically cheating
24:29Not for 20 years
24:31After it had happened
24:32Wow
24:33You didn't talk about
24:34For 20 years
24:37No
24:38And some
24:39Everyone was like
24:39How can you be
24:40So calm about that
24:42And I said
24:42Well I'm not going to
24:44Lose my sister over him
24:45Because he's not worth it
24:46Even if it was
24:4720 years ago
24:4930 years ago
24:5040 years ago
24:50It doesn't matter
24:52Because
24:52Unless you have
24:54Consciously
24:55Worked on that
24:56You're still
24:57The same person
24:58That did not
24:59Stand up for herself
25:02Back when someone
25:04Disrespected her
25:05I think that's why
25:06It was so hard
25:07On the last day
25:08When neither of them
25:09Stood up
25:09I thought
25:10What do I do now
25:14Dating and masturbating
25:15Oh no
25:16I've done that
25:17When she's in the mood
25:18I'm around
25:19Well the good thing is
25:20Ladies
25:21That you're teaching me
25:22So much about myself
25:23Where genuinely
25:24I've gone home
25:25And gone
25:25Oh my god
25:25That's so right
25:26And I need to change that
25:27And reframe
25:29Your time so far
25:29In the agency
25:30Has been good
25:32So good
25:32Right
25:33It's been really positive
25:34Because everyone's
25:35Feedback for you
25:36Is amazing
25:36It's just you guys
25:37Weren't compatible
25:38Genuinely
25:38No bullshit
25:39You're doing brilliantly
25:40From the Colleen
25:41That came in
25:42On that first mixer
25:43To the Colleen
25:44Who is now like
25:45Yeah I masturbate
25:46I mean
25:46The streets ahead
25:48Okay
25:49We know you're going on tour
25:50And we have got
25:51Somebody up our sleeve
25:53Oh yeah
25:54For you to date
25:54When you have a spare window
25:56In your diary
25:57Take a look at the screen
25:58Oh
25:59This is Adam
26:00From London
26:01Originally from Canada
26:03First reaction
26:04What's wrong with Canada?
26:06I'm pleasantly surprised
26:06Yeah
26:07Okay
26:07It looks really
26:09Really attractive
26:10Yeah I'm looking forward
26:11To finding out more about him
26:12And
26:14Flirt
26:14Yeah
26:15Flirt
26:16Yes she is
26:17Yes
26:18The knowledge is back
26:19We want confident
26:21And sexy Colleen
26:22Because you are
26:22Colleen
26:26No way
26:27And I thought
26:28I had the potty mouth
26:29Big respect Dr T
26:31Okay
26:31I love that
26:32Thank you
26:32Love you
26:33Love you too
26:34Bye
26:34See you soon
26:35See you soon
26:36Oh I can't wait for my date
26:37Yes girl
26:38This could be the one
26:40Let's hope he's not a prince
26:42See you later
26:42Bye babe
26:43See ya
26:45Colleen's back in the room
26:46She's literally just left it Anna
26:48That was a lie
26:49Oh my god
26:50Colleen
26:50Has spent decades
26:53Being betrayed
26:54No
26:54And it's a damn bloody shame
26:56If we don't work extra hard
26:57To shift even a bit of that mindset
26:59Because there is life in that old dog
27:01Yeah
27:01Well I wouldn't call her an old dog
27:03But she is on the hunt for a nice
27:04Juicy bone
27:06Woof woof
27:08Back to Stephen
27:10Who's injected some life
27:11Into what's been a fairly
27:12Deathy date with Fiona
27:14Are things looking up
27:15For the super clever professor
27:18What do you normally look for in a partner
27:19For me it's like emotional intelligence
27:21And being able to have a conversation
27:23Soberly
27:24That is really what I'm looking for
27:25Is somebody that I can have
27:26A deep emotional connection with
27:28I relate to that
27:29Do you?
27:30Yeah
27:30What do you look for in a partner?
27:31What are you looking for?
27:33I think I've always tried to
27:35Facilitate other people in relationships
27:37And there is an element of having to do that right?
27:39But it should be reciprocal
27:41Definitely
27:41So it's going to move a lot slower
27:43Than it has in the past for me
27:44Just what you want to hear on a first date
27:46When you've come down from Glasgow
27:47I've had a really nice day
27:48Me too
27:49Really really nice day
27:50Go get your jacket
27:51Oh what a gentleman
27:52Thank you very much
27:55My big fluffy
27:56I'm so cold all the time
27:57Not as cold as the people you work with
28:00Thank you
28:00Glad you got the memo about the green jacket
28:05I do wear other colours
28:06I promise
28:06So does Fi
28:08Mostly black I imagine
28:09As my first date back
28:11If you will
28:12After a rather long hiatus
28:14It was good
28:15The agents have done a very good job
28:18He's great
28:18Lovely
28:19I think they put that match together very well
28:21So
28:22Oh sounds positive
28:24Let's see what the prof thinks
28:25The date was great
28:27Fiona was really open
28:28Go on
28:29But it doesn't feel romantic
28:31Oh Stephen
28:32You know she's gorgeous
28:33But there isn't that thing
28:35And I think having had a little bit of that with Clara
28:37I feel that I have to follow that
28:39Thank you so much
28:40Thank you
28:41It was so lovely
28:42Enjoy the rest of your afternoon
28:44You too
28:45Take care
28:45Take care
28:46The professor declared the time of death for that date was mid afternoon
28:54And as night falls
28:55Let's hope there's more life with our new celeb
28:57Although PK Humble's ego took a bit of a PK tumble
29:01After his dressing down from Anna and T
29:04Doctor that is
29:05Me and the agents is a bit nerve wracking
29:07I'll be honest
29:07Because I felt like there was a bit of pressure there
29:10But I'm here to learn
29:12Like what's the worst that can happen
29:13You should have tried everything
29:15At least once
29:16And today I'm trying it
29:17I'm trying it for the
29:18For the 1st time
29:19It was my first day
29:20I don't know how it was going to go
29:22Me neither
29:23Can't wait to find out
29:27Right let's cut to Snips specialising salon owner Inez
29:30Who's dressed up to the nines for a bit of 10th in bowling
29:35I'm so excited
29:36Going on a date with PK
29:38He's amazing
29:39I love his personality
29:40He's funny
29:41So I'm expecting a lot of laughs
29:42And I can't wait to be in bowling
29:44So exciting it is
29:46Well you should be excited
29:48Because Percy does a great impression
29:50Of an old fashioned policeman
29:51Hello hello hello
29:52Hi
29:52What up
29:53You alright
29:53Yeah I'm good
29:54How are you
29:55You look amazing today
29:56Thank you
29:57So you too
29:59What you said I look amazing
30:00You didn't say that
30:01You didn't say that with no conviction
30:02Let me take my jacket off
30:04Because this rain was
30:05This rain was crazy
30:06You know I don't go out on dates when it's raining
30:07But I came out for you today
30:09Oh
30:10Yeah the limo's sunroost broken
30:12Are you happy you did
30:13Yeah you look amazing
30:15I can't lie I was pretty excited
30:17Seeing Inez at the agency
30:19But seeing up now
30:21Oh she's looking real fire
30:23I'm feeling a tingle in my roster
30:25Wait until you get your bum all eyesered
30:27What's your background?
30:29Um I'm Congolese
30:30Pardon me?
30:31Yeah
30:32Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:35ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:35ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:38ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:42ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:43ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:43ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:46ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:47ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:47ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:48ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:49ho
30:49Yes, it's a good one.
30:52Not bad.
30:53You see, you've got one season in common.
30:56You don't look Congolese though.
30:58Really?
30:59I thought I would do.
31:02Thank you. What are you looking for in life?
31:04In life?
31:04No, in a relationship.
31:06Oh no, are you looking for a relationship even?
31:08Yeah, I do. Obviously that's why I'm here.
31:11No, we could be looking for something casual.
31:13Careful Percy.
31:14No, really, that's not my type.
31:17So what's the quality of you like in a woman?
31:20Mmm, serious question.
31:22Mmm. Sorry, a bit of trapped wind.
31:24Someone that makes me feel comfortable.
31:26Like, no judgement zone.
31:27Because I make a lot of mistakes in life.
31:29Sometimes you make about 30 of them, if I remember correctly.
31:32And I don't want someone that's just going to be
31:34looking at me and just sideways.
31:36Tricky when she's sat next to you in her limo.
31:38I don't feel like you should wait in life.
31:40If you meet someone and you...
31:41It's like right now, if you meet me and you feel like I'm the most amazing thing.
31:44Seems unlikely, but loving the confidence.
31:46You should just kiss me. Like, why would you wait?
31:48Oh, okay.
31:49That's what I'm saying, you don't wait.
31:51Well, judging by that reaction, Percy, I think she's going to wait.
31:55Right, over to two guys who didn't wait long before they snogged each other's faces off.
32:00Fans arrive for his second date with David, and he's brought a brody.
32:03Ov's prepared for anything that might rain down on him later.
32:07It's not every day you get to get your man tipped out on your first date.
32:10So, you know, it's gone well, we've definitely been so far.
32:12But the second date, so who knows, might poke hankies.
32:15Or have a little sword fight, who knows.
32:17Sod the umbrella, should have brought a shield.
32:19And look, David's expecting a proper soaking.
32:21Visors down everyone, things could get messy.
32:24I'm definitely excited to see Fan again.
32:25I feel like our chemistry is quite nice.
32:28But I need a bit more of a spark.
32:31I just want that mmm, that mmm, that yeah feeling, you know.
32:37Whoa, let's see if there's that mmm, ah, yeah feeling.
32:41Hello, how are you?
32:42Hi Fan.
32:42How are you? I'll give you a hug.
32:43Nice to see you again.
32:45Good to hell, you look completely different with clothes on.
32:47Where's your shorts hat?
32:47Where's your shorts hat?
32:48I know, I thought, well, we're back in London.
32:50The weather's no good, is it?
32:52I was expecting to see you walking in a little pair of shorts.
32:54Did you expect legs out?
32:55I expected the legs.
32:55I thought I'd mix it up, mix it up for ya.
32:58Fan's not happy, what's the point in turning up
32:59if the Potsy pins aren't being flashed about?
33:02Shall we get some drinks?
33:03Yeah, let's go on, let's go.
33:04What are you, what are you vibing?
33:05I feel like I'm going to do the same last time.
33:07Okay.
33:08Tequila soda.
33:09Do you know what, I didn't get a single hangover in Tenerife.
33:11No, I did a tequila.
33:12It's literally, someone told me, someone told me it kills parasites, yeah.
33:17So it's good for ya?
33:19Erm, he didn't quite say that.
33:20I mean, he's obviously probably not that healthy.
33:22No, I reckon it ain't.
33:22He covered you now, can't he?
33:23Yeah, but if it's killing one of your parasites.
33:26What do you mean, one of your parasites?
33:28How many you got?
33:29I feel like I need to inject a little bit of oomph into this day.
33:33Get the sparks flying a little bit.
33:35Do you know what I mean?
33:36Like, fan those flames with fan.
33:38I'm going to ask you a few questions.
33:40Go on, man.
33:40Shoot them out.
33:41Quick fire.
33:43Are you ready?
33:44Oh, here we go.
33:45Love a quiz.
33:45Go on, man.
33:46Bath or shower?
33:49Bath or shower?
33:50Shower.
33:51Night in or night out?
33:5550-50.
33:55Mmm, 50-50.
33:58Driver or passenger princess?
34:0450-50.
34:05Mate, this ain't who wants to be a millionaire.
34:07Just answer the question.
34:08Proposer or proposey?
34:13Depends.
34:14Come on, fan.
34:15Just pick one.
34:16It's supposed to be a bit of a laugh.
34:18Fan needs a quick figure.
34:1950-50.
34:20Not the 50-50.
34:22Everything can't be 50-50.
34:23That's not part of the game.
34:24Hang on.
34:25I'd probably say propose.
34:26I'd depend on the person.
34:27Proposer.
34:28Yeah.
34:29Er.
34:29Well, we got there in the end.
34:31Proposer.
34:32Have you got any quick fires for me?
34:34Let's think.
34:35Fan, now's your chance, mate, to redeem yourself.
34:38Think outside the box.
34:42This is going to be a belter.
34:46Er.
34:49This is tent.
34:50Dougalcat.
34:53Oh, you fucked it, fan.
35:05Welcome back.
35:06We're in an East London bowling alley.
35:08Baller League legend PK Humble has so far failed to bowl in as over.
35:13Bowling joke there for you.
35:14So he's trying a new tactic, asking her questions and shit.
35:18So what do you do then?
35:19I'm always working.
35:20I'm a hairstylist.
35:21I have like four clients a day.
35:23But then do you really have time for something serious?
35:26Sitting in the back of a limo with nine other girls is not something serious.
35:29No, I do.
35:30I feel like when you just love someone and you feel like this is your person, you can walk
35:34around it.
35:34If you're always busy, I don't feel like we're going to have the time to get there.
35:37You could always try taking the rented roster limo.
35:40I am busy, but not that busy for you.
35:43Eeee, that's a bit of a game.
35:45That game that you're dropping right now.
35:47Maybe you can be free from me.
35:48Yeah.
35:49And take me to meet your family.
35:51Oh, that's a bit too soon.
35:52It's too soon?
35:53Yes.
35:54I don't feel like...
35:55I don't feel like it's too soon.
35:57So would you take me to your mom?
35:58Right now.
35:58I could call my mom right now and tell my mom I think I've found the love of my life.
36:02See what she says.
36:04Probably, stop bothering me, I'm putting PK Humble the second to bed.
36:07I feel like there's layers to you that...
36:10Hmm.
36:10I feel like there might be a crazy side to you.
36:13Are you much of a drinker?
36:14Hmm.
36:14Where's he going with this?
36:15You've got work tomorrow.
36:16But I feel like a shot's appropriate for the night.
36:19The way the night's going.
36:20I don't know where the night's going, but it's appropriate for where it's going.
36:23Mm-hmm.
36:23Could always phone your mom again.
36:25Well, I'm done if you don't.
36:27You're cheeky.
36:28That's crazy.
36:30Percy, Percy, Percy.
36:33Back to David now where he's working hard to get that oomph, that ah, that yeah.
36:38On his second date with Fan.
36:40Hello.
36:42Oh, okay.
36:44David's got absolutely no clue what he ordered.
36:47Oh.
36:49Thank you so much, thank you.
36:51Thank you so much, okay.
36:53What are these, mate?
36:54Stick your entire face in it, that little.
36:56You smell spicy.
36:58Can you use chopsticks?
36:59No, I cannot.
37:00Are you ready for a professional?
37:02Sure on, show me.
37:02You're supposed to pull them apart, but obviously they're not wooden, and then you do that.
37:05Yeah, go on.
37:06Are you ready to see the master at work?
37:09Why did he rub them off before he started using them?
37:11Oh, fucking chopsticks.
37:12Yeah, it's flat, it's flat.
37:13I've seen this that people do, where they do this thing where they go like that.
37:16That was really awkward, because I am actually really good at using chopsticks.
37:20No, you're not.
37:21Just put your fork in there, look, or forget about the nose.
37:23Fan, I am not getting the fork.
37:26I've dedicated...
37:27Do you want me to ask him for a spoon?
37:28No, because look, I can pick up a singular noodle.
37:31There's no end to his talents.
37:33I've got the hand-to-eye coordination.
37:36Oh, well done, David.
37:37Right, go on, what's red flag's flag behaviour?
37:40Red flag?
37:41Er...
37:42I don't...
37:42Nah, I don't really think I have any.
37:44What about you?
37:45Someone who's miserable.
37:47Sounds just like men, I'm joking.
37:49Someone who's...
37:51Got no oomps.
37:53Someone who's under six foot.
37:55Someone who's under six foot.
37:57Massive red flag.
38:00Tiny willy.
38:02I don't mind that.
38:03Really?
38:04Not too little, I don't mind.
38:07Smaller the better, I've heard.
38:09What's on your balls?
38:12Quite a spicy sauce, actually.
38:14Which I'm not used to.
38:15It might be like mine.
38:17Oh, hang on.
38:18Fan is spicing things up.
38:20What, you've got spicy balls?
38:21Spicy balls.
38:22And Caribbean balls.
38:24Caribbean balls.
38:25What about their taste, yeah?
38:27Little dumplings.
38:27Mmm, nice.
38:29Looks like fan's spicy balls chat has got David a little hot under the massive collar.
38:35PK and Ines have finally hit the lanes for...
38:38Hang on.
38:38They're still at the table.
38:39I pay for an hour of bowling.
38:41What a waste of cash.
38:43There's an onion in here, yeah?
38:44Shall I take it out?
38:45Because if we're going to kiss after, I'll take it out.
38:47If we're not going to kiss, I'll leave it in there.
38:50I don't know.
38:52I'll take it out.
38:53I'm only going to risk it.
38:55How has this guy managed to make removing an onion from a burger a flirting technique?
39:00Look at you, you're blushing now, yo!
39:02Really?
39:03I know.
39:04You're blushing.
39:04I can see it in your eyes.
39:05To be fair, that's probably the onion.
39:08Do you think you'll bring excitement in my life?
39:09Yeah, I think I might be too much for you.
39:12Let's fall down then.
39:14Mmm.
39:15Mmm.
39:17Sorry, that wind is still repeating.
39:19You're flirting.
39:20You're flirting, hon.
39:21If I saw you at the bar, I'll buy you champagne.
39:24And then, after that, what will happen?
39:26Hey!
39:27What are you talking about?
39:29After that, what will happen?
39:31The barman would say, we don't do champagne.
39:33You all right with champagne?
39:35You build like Coca-Cola.
39:37Did you do?
39:38Of course I did.
39:40But when we go to bowl, I'll be looking for a show for sure.
39:43Oh, yeah, the bowling.
39:44I'd almost forgotten about that.
39:45Should we play a couple games of bowling?
39:46Surely she's not going to fall for that.
39:48He's literally just told her he plans to check out her pins.
39:51Bowling joke.
39:52Yeah, I'm done.
39:53Why don't we do this?
39:54The loser has to pay for the second date.
39:56Let's go.
39:57Well, I, for one, am made up,
39:59because it sounds like a second date is on the cards.
40:02What is my date?
40:03I was looking at your barman.
40:04But more importantly, it's bowling montage time.
40:10Yeah!
40:11Are you impressed?
40:12No, I'm not.
40:15Oh, no.
40:16I'll show you.
40:17You just want to really, like, mmm.
40:20Yeah.
40:21You've got to go, like, bend the knees.
40:23All right.
40:25All right.
40:25All right.
40:27You see?
40:31You're playing for the next day.
40:32Strike!
40:37After things got a bit spicy following the world's worst quiz,
40:41David's date with Fan is drawing to a close with...
40:43What else?
40:44More questions.
40:45Have you found the date?
40:46Have you enjoyed it?
40:46Yeah, it's been lovely.
40:47I feel like it's been really nice to catch up again.
40:49A bit hard, yeah.
40:50For sure.
40:50100%.
40:51Shall I walk you out, then?
40:52Come on, then.
40:52Come on, then, my lord.
40:54All right, shall I get the bill?
40:56Yeah.
40:57There was much more spice on the plate than there was at the dinner table.
41:00And it's a shame, because we get on so well.
41:02He's very attractive.
41:04But there just isn't that thing.
41:07Give me a hug.
41:09Mwah!
41:09I'll see you in a bit.
41:10Well, I just want to say, though, again, lovely day.
41:13But I just do feel like it is a bit more of a friend's vibe.
41:17Oh, fair.
41:17That's fair.
41:17But, yeah, I feel like...
41:19No...
41:19We get on really well, and I feel like I like to be honest.
41:22You know what?
41:23I respect your honesty.
41:24Yeah, and I just...
41:24So we can go from there.
41:25Yeah, definitely.
41:26100%.
41:26But thank you so much.
41:28No...
41:29Get back to Birmingham, Faye.
41:30See you in a bit.
41:31See you later.
41:32See you later, love.
41:33Pied by the Potsy.
41:34Poor old fan.
41:35I think that I would have been open to seeing David again.
41:38I just think that, at the end of the day, that's how he feels.
41:40And how he's feeling.
41:41I would take away from him.
41:43I respect him for telling me.
41:46Listen, it's time for me to go back to the agency.
41:49Baby, open them box.
41:51Because I'm ready to see what else is in there.
41:53Look out, agents.
41:54Potsy's coming for you.
41:57Back in East London, and PK and Innes' flirty day is also coming to an end.
42:02Check, please.
42:04How would you like to play?
42:05Call, please.
42:06Check.
42:09Declay!
42:10Huh?
42:11How are you?
42:12You're funny.
42:13They don't decline.
42:15Really?
42:15We should try that in Selfridges.
42:17Yeah, let's go.
42:18Oh yeah, let's go.
42:19Have you come to my house?
42:24Should we go then?
42:25Yeah, let's go.
42:26It was a really good date.
42:28He surprised me.
42:29So I think we have some curiosity going on.
42:32I feel like the date's been great.
42:34It's been amazing.
42:35Would you like to see me again?
42:37Definitely.
42:38I will see you again.
42:39It's not really an option, really, now.
42:40I can tell by the way you're smiling.
42:42I wouldn't want to do that to you and not give you a second date.
42:45Mmm.
42:48All right then.
42:49All right.
42:50It's been a pleasure.
42:51Yeah, I wouldn't be getting on a second date if she wasn't my type.
42:54I'm very picky.
42:55Yes, Percy.
42:56He's only gone and got himself an actual second date.
42:59What amazing progress.
43:01Usually I would have gone in for the kill.
43:03Turned down the throat.
43:04The whole shibango.
43:05But today I took a touch.
43:07I didn't hit it on the volley.
43:09Well, I guess that counts as progress.
43:12See you later.
43:12Okay, see you.
43:17Oh, that's a shame.
43:19Samara 9!
43:20What's that? No, that card.
43:22Nothing.
43:23It's a numbers game for Lucinda and Gabby.
43:26Twosomes, threesomes, foursomes and mortems.
43:28I've got a penthouse.
43:29No, no foursomes count.
43:31James has a reality check.
43:33I'd like to meet someone.
43:34You have the intimacy, you have the vibe, but you don't have any of the stress.
43:37James, I think you're looking for a fairytale.
43:39And Colleen has a shocker.
43:41So are you paying, didn't I?
43:42You're the one of the royal women of the money.
43:44As our celebs.
43:46How about we?
43:47I bit her.
43:47I hit her.
43:48I called her a bitch.
43:49Girl!
43:50I feel like I'm going to make a move.
43:51I actually need to be brave and speak directly to him.
43:55Dating!
43:56I think you've grown an in.
43:57I have.
43:58Well, always do.
43:59So naughty.
44:28Bye.
44:28Bye.
44:29Bye.
Comments