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The Only Way is Essex Season 36 Episode 7
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00:00MUSIC
00:05Helmut, I feel like you've shit-stirred a lot this trip.
00:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10No shit's been stirred.
00:11I just want to keep that up.
00:12So, if there was shit to be stirred, it would have been stirred.
00:14But there is no shit to be stirred. I fated fat.
00:18MUSIC
00:23I think there's a lot of things that have gone back to Essex.
00:26And I'm not blaming you if you want to speak to Saffron.
00:28I'm not blaming anyone.
00:29What is it that's gone back to her?
00:31Apparently, you've said things like,
00:32I have unfollowed Jo and Janae.
00:36I've never said that.
00:37Well, that's what's come back to me.
00:38I've categorically, I can swear on my nephew's life,
00:41those words have never come out of my mouth.
00:48I said Harry two months ago,
00:50love Elmer, love your friend to you,
00:52but just be careful what you say to her.
00:54Oh, so you felt that already?
00:56I felt that, I just say that to Harry two months ago.
01:09Yeah, class.
01:10Paid before them.
01:11Is there a second serving pool?
01:15Right, come on crew, let's go.
01:17Come on, mate.
01:18Come down, come down.
01:19Don't drop them, mate.
01:20Fucking hell.
01:21Nice.
01:22Who won, mate?
01:23Nah.
01:23We'll call it even.
01:24That's for you, mate, shouldn't it?
01:26You can always tell what drink's mine in the...
01:28Thank you, mate.
01:28Yeah, we know.
01:29Cheers, boys.
01:31Cheers, boys.
01:32Cheers, boys.
01:32Cheers, boys.
01:33Well, it's nice to finally meet you, lads.
01:34That time, innit?
01:36What, how was Vietnam?
01:37It was good.
01:38Stayed out of the drama.
01:39Did ya?
01:40Yeah, we needed it.
01:41Yeah.
01:41What was you getting up to while we was away?
01:44Whoa, I'm having a baby, innit, lads?
01:45I know, yeah, yeah.
01:45You know the agenda, yeah?
01:47I do.
01:47Big gender reveal.
01:48Little baby boy.
01:49Yeah, number one for the crew.
01:51Nah, mate, to be fair, listen, it was...
01:53Obviously, I missed yous not being away, but I had to be at home.
01:56Getting everything ready for the baby.
01:57Nursery's getting ready.
01:58Mate, there's so much to it.
01:59It's outrageous, you know what I mean?
02:00So, bottles sterilised up, pram.
02:01Has James been around to help you move?
02:02No, he's done fuck all, Wills.
02:04I've been at work.
02:05He don't have a job properly.
02:06He does his business.
02:07He does have a job.
02:09Yeah, I know.
02:09He'll be like, fuck hell, he's...
02:11Yeah, smell some more hair products, yeah.
02:14I've got to ask, because everyone must have asked me Vietnam,
02:17how do I tell who's who?
02:19What I say is, the more you see us, the more you'll just get to know on that.
02:23Obviously, you boys are probably not on that.
02:24Yeah, we know.
02:25Do you have a new community?
02:26Yeah, I know.
02:26Yeah, I could help.
02:27Johnny Joe.
02:28You don't sound sword.
02:30Hey, man.
02:3250-50, man.
02:34They crack on the Little Edgars, though, don't they?
02:36Yeah.
02:37That actually means.
02:38You know, he's been saying that all holiday.
02:40The moment we first went, he's like, oh, Little Edgars.
02:42Yeah.
02:42And Kids Club.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Come on, Kids Club in the pool.
02:46Let's go, kids.
02:47Come.
02:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:50I want to ask a question, Johnny.
02:52Oh, I know where this is going.
02:53On the last night, I see you basically spooning Danny on the sofa.
02:57What?
02:57What?
02:58John.
02:59Little smoothie, John.
03:02Listen, I think, um, I said this on the last day when we was with Elmer and Danny.
03:07He's, I don't even know how it happened.
03:09We just got comfortable with each other.
03:10We spent one time with each other.
03:11And it was one night, we had a kiss.
03:13And we've not really spoke about that, what's going on since we've been back here.
03:16It's just been chill.
03:18I said, I don't want to put pressure on anything that's going on.
03:19Fuck, and it was easier to double, didn't he?
03:21Easier to double in your wedgars.
03:23That is a wedgars.
03:23He's got a little Danny on the script in it.
03:25He's got a little Danny on the script in it.
03:27He's got a little Danny on the fix.
03:36He's been out.
03:37You've been talking and diving.
03:38Right, girls, I'm so glad you're here.
03:41Yeah, let's have a good catch-up.
03:42Get some food.
03:43Any more sweets?
03:44Oh, it's lovely to be together, isn't it?
03:46Oh, I know.
03:47You know, I'm so happy you're pregnant,
03:49because normally there'd be a party here,
03:51and I wouldn't come.
03:51No, there wouldn't be after.
03:54I haven't got any alcohol for you.
03:56The thing is, I've got it in my head.
03:57If I can't have a good time, no-one else is allowed.
04:00No, I was not.
04:02Elma and Courtney are coming as well.
04:04Oh, that'll be them.
04:06Oh, my precious! We can't be matching PJs.
04:11I'm so glad you've given your PJs.
04:13Hello, hello, hello.
04:14How are you? How's far?
04:15You picked up the Indian.
04:16It's fine.
04:20Enjoy!
04:21Oh, my God, this is going to be heaven.
04:23Who's got chicken tic-von-mai?
04:26Chicken tic-von-mai?
04:27I've got chicken ticacuma.
04:28Yeah.
04:28Mushroom rice.
04:30Yes, yep, yep, yep.
04:31Mix, shashlit.
04:32Come in, let's go.
04:33Shall we get some in the room?
04:35I need to drink.
04:35Careful with my cream carpet.
04:37That is great.
04:38Oh!
04:39Lucy!
04:42It's so nice to have this.
04:44Yeah, by the way.
04:45Last time I seen this was gender reveal.
04:47I know, babe.
04:48And you've popped since in now.
04:49I've really popped since in now.
04:50Give us a shower.
04:51I've just ate as well.
04:52You've got so big.
04:53Full glory now.
04:55You'll start kicking, you know, you're still feeling.
04:57Really?
04:58Oh!
04:59Hello!
05:00Hello!
05:00My belly button nose keeps sticking out, but that's because of the light bulb.
05:03You know what I always say to people?
05:06When people ask how I am, be prepared, because I've got a list of, like, things that I'm really struggling
05:11with.
05:12Tell us a bit.
05:12What are you struggling with?
05:13Now that I'm in my second trimester, it's like, I feel I'm so grateful for being pregnant.
05:20Like, that is not, like, I'm not even thinking about, you know, about, like, how magical it is being pregnant,
05:26of course, because I've wanted it for so bad.
05:28Because I've got, like, the anxiety, the worry about being pregnant.
05:31Yeah.
05:31And it takes the fun away, don't you?
05:32It takes the fun away.
05:33Like, I hated it.
05:35I hated everything.
05:35What did you hate about it?
05:36I was just emotional.
05:37Was you?
05:37I hated being big.
05:39I hated not being able to do normal things.
05:42Yeah.
05:42Like, it was just, like, it was long.
05:44Social media, in general, makes it so glossy.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Oh, my God.
05:48That's what it is.
05:49I think that's another thing, like, for people that are pregnant or have had kids, it's like, you feel like
05:53you need to be like everyone else.
05:55And they're enjoying it, and they're out and about, and you see all these lovely photos, and I'm like, that's
05:59just not me.
06:00It is tough.
06:01But, look, like, I've got, like, I've got about 14 weeks left.
06:06Oh, so true!
06:08Yay!
06:08Sorry, I didn't mean to get upset.
06:10I'm fine.
06:11Do you want to think about when my hormones are so bad?
06:14Oh, come here, baby.
06:15You're going to be the best woman in the world.
06:16Listen, you're allowed to feel the way you feel.
06:18No, I know.
06:19And you're being so honest.
06:20It's so normal.
06:21It's that little thing that you can't eat.
06:22Which is those.
06:23You can't use certain products.
06:25All hormones.
06:26No, I know.
06:26The hormones are wild.
06:27It's not real.
06:28I'm laughing as well.
06:29I'm crying, but I am struggling, and I think, you know, we should open up.
06:34Yeah.
06:34Nobody really taught me I would ever feel like this, but now that I'm opening up, I've got
06:39friends, and they're like, I felt the same.
06:40Like, you just said you did.
06:41You did.
06:42Oh, this is so hard.
06:43Can I just say, this is temporary.
06:45Yeah, I know.
06:46You're not going to feel this forever.
06:47Apparently you forget it when the baby's there.
06:49Babe, you will.
06:50It's going to be one big girl.
06:51You forget everything.
06:52You forget about anything you go through, even, like, the pain.
06:55Oh, everything.
06:55Everything.
06:56You think, what was it even like?
06:57No, it is actually beautiful, though.
06:59Completely random.
07:00Has anyone got a bin?
07:01What?
07:02For what?
07:03In your house, have you got a bin?
07:04Yeah.
07:04Oh, no, I don't.
07:05Yes.
07:05No.
07:06Do you?
07:07I do, yeah.
07:07No, I don't believe in it.
07:09In Essex, we don't have bins.
07:10No one has a bin.
07:11Is that why Jordan's not got one?
07:13Because I was like, why wouldn't I have got one?
07:15Wait, hold on a minute.
07:16Babe, I've never had one.
07:17I've got one integrated into the kitchen.
07:19Yeah, but that's why.
07:19You wouldn't have bought one.
07:20I don't like the fault of a bin sitting with rubbish in.
07:23That's what Jordan said.
07:27But actually, I do have a bin, but I do not use it.
07:31I carry bags on the side, yeah.
07:32See?
07:33Do you actually have a bin?
07:34Yeah.
07:34Where you put Elena in?
07:35Isn't it great?
07:36Yeah.
07:36A bin in my bedroom?
07:38A bin in your bedroom?
07:39Forget it.
07:40A bin in her bedroom.
07:41I thought I'd been in my bedroom.
07:42Yeah, but you're not going to whack a chicken leg in a bin in your bedroom.
07:47Yeah.
07:48A bin in my bedroom.
07:51She's a bad one.
07:52Look at him, don't shoot me.
07:52Hey, my, my.
07:53Yeah.
07:54The only way is I.
07:56I heard from the suburbs.
07:59That you wanted to leave the bed.
08:04You're my feet in the suburbs.
08:07You're running.
08:15Oh, here we go.
08:17What's going on today, mate?
08:18How you doing here?
08:19Looking well.
08:31Whippy.
08:33Yay.
08:34Hello.
08:35How are you?
08:36How are you?
08:37Well, I wish I was just for the occasion, really.
08:40I mean, it's absolutely freezing.
08:51Hello.
08:53It's all so funny.
08:54There you go.
08:57Sorry, I'm a little bit late.
08:58Oh, I should have.
08:59May I offer you to make up for it?
09:00Thank you very much.
09:02I feel like I'm having, like, an affair.
09:04With who?
09:04Me?
09:05I don't know.
09:05It feels really naughty.
09:06I'm there for you, and I'll finish later.
09:15I've never seen your hair like that.
09:17Do you know who that hair's like?
09:18Who's?
09:19Danica.
09:20Oh, shut up.
09:20It's morphed into him.
09:22So, first of all, how was Vietnam?
09:24We had a proper giggle.
09:25Like, we had a proper laugh.
09:27But at the start, it was double tough.
09:29Obviously, I missed you being there, do you know what I mean?
09:31But I had to just, like, cope with what was, like, in front of me.
09:34Yeah, but I've obviously not really spoken to you about it, really.
09:37There is a massive bone to pick with you.
09:39Why on earth was you cuddling Joe?
09:41Listen, you weren't in Vietnam, one.
09:45Yeah.
09:45And two, the whole dynamic...
09:48Could I just tell you something, really quickly?
09:49You know how much them two has affected my life with Harry.
09:55Yeah, with Harry.
09:57Yeah.
09:57They've been together now, right, Bill?
09:59They've been together two years solid.
10:01It is what it is.
10:02You've just got to accept it.
10:03Listen, Harry ain't going to be best mates with him.
10:05It ain't like Harry's going to sit there and go,
10:07do you know, do you fancy going for Hernando's tonight?
10:09It's just when you're out...
10:10He's got to be around everyone,
10:11and he don't want the asshole anymore,
10:13and he's moved on from here.
10:14Brilliant, that's fine.
10:14And this is exactly what I said to Wayne.
10:16Sitting there having a drink and shots and whatever,
10:18maybe going a step too far, maybe.
10:20But if Harry feels that he needs to do that, then that's fine.
10:23Yeah, but that's because he wants to do that, isn't it?
10:24It doesn't mean that he's got to be mates with him.
10:26This, for Harry, is probably another step for him
10:28to make himself feel better.
10:30It doesn't mean that everyone else has to do the same thing
10:32that you would do.
10:33I'm going to be there, mate.
10:34It's like, listen, if I'm in a room...
10:35You ain't got to be best mates.
10:36I mean, listen.
10:37I'll sit on my own and sit with them, too.
10:38Listen, Amy...
10:39At Christmas time, just don't know if you should keep
10:40butting in.
10:41No, he's butting.
10:42Can you stop butting in?
10:43I'm just saying to you, you've got to think how I feel.
10:45I've protected Harry at Christmas,
10:47and then all of a sudden I've heard that they're now mates.
10:50But you're saying mates, but that's you saying mates.
10:53They're not mates.
10:53That's what I mean, you're presuming...
10:54Because if they was here, they'd never see each other.
10:56You will protect Harry, right?
10:58All day long, right?
11:00And what you've got to do, I think, you've got to have a conversation...
11:02You've got to have a conversation with Harry
11:04and ask him and say, look,
11:07all the shit that happened, why have you done this?
11:09Is this to make you feel better?
11:10Because at the end of the day...
11:11Harry needs closure.
11:12Harry needs closure.
11:13He needs it.
11:14And he needs to think about himself as well.
11:16Yeah, of course.
11:16I'm just protecting my family like I always will.
11:23I'm going to show your brother up.
11:25I'll be back in a couple of hours.
11:26Let's go.
11:28Let's go down the park.
11:29Them two are absolute jokers.
11:43I've got you a coffee, my lad.
11:44Why are we sitting outside?
11:45Just because there's a bit of blue sky.
11:47Do you know what?
11:47I just feel like let's be at one with nature.
11:50Alhamdulillah.
11:51Is that what you need?
11:52Yeah, I need it.
11:54I absolutely need it, Angel.
11:56I feel like we need a serious debrief.
11:58Even though we've been debriefing since you've been back from Vietnam.
12:01I know.
12:02Well, it's different.
12:03How are you feeling being back in Essex?
12:05I'm feeling good.
12:06I'm a bit apprehensive.
12:07I've not spoke to anyone, to be honest.
12:09At all.
12:10No one.
12:10I feel like the group chat's dry as arse.
12:13The group chat is really dry.
12:16I feel like there's been such a shift in everyone's friendship groups, which is just bizarre.
12:21I feel like I didn't go to Vietnam and everyone's off their marbles.
12:24Don't get me wrong.
12:24I did have a one-on-one chat with Elma.
12:26She came to my room and she basically was saying, I've had your back till I'm blue in the face.
12:31And I do agree that she has probably had my back and said, Liv hasn't said these things and so
12:35on.
12:36However, your actions say something different.
12:39And it's just, yeah, it has upset me a little bit.
12:41Only because I don't like middle friends.
12:43And I do think a friend to all is a friend to none.
12:45And at the end of the day, you can have different friendship groups, 1,000%, but your loyalties do need
12:49to lie somewhere.
12:50Like, I don't know if I'm looking too deep into it.
12:52I don't know.
12:53I just think, I know Harry feels a bit of a type of way at the moment.
12:56Yeah, Harry said he's not spoke to the girl since the airport.
12:59And I was like, oh.
12:59Yeah, it was just weird.
13:01It was just weird.
13:01It's so hard because I'm not, because I haven't been there.
13:03Like, I just, in my head, I'm just like, what has actually gone on?
13:06Yeah.
13:06Why is there this weird vibe?
13:07Well, I know Elmira and Harry ended up having a little bit of a chat.
13:11I think there was, like, basically, Harry's heard through the grapevine
13:15that Elmira kept relaying loads of information back to SCX.
13:18I don't think Elmira's gone about messaging and, like, updating us in a horrible way.
13:24I think she's just been abroad, knows that we're not there, couldn't, like, you know what it's like?
13:28You just want to, like, vent and you just want to, like, get everything off your chest to someone that's
13:32not there.
13:32So I think she obviously just messaged us in a group chat and was just telling us what was going
13:35on.
13:36It wasn't just about Harry.
13:37It was about everyone's situation.
13:38I think she was just, like, a bit like word vomit and she was like, I just want to say
13:42this and say that.
13:42But I don't really feel like she said anything bad.
13:44It was more just the fact that she was telling us the goss.
13:47Yeah.
13:47I think that's quite normal.
13:48But, yeah, I feel like no-one's really seen each other.
13:51I feel like we've all fallen apart, to be honest.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Yeah.
13:54Oh, God.
14:02Yeah, baby is happy.
14:09Thank you so much.
14:10It is happy.
14:12Yeah, boy.
14:13Wow.
14:14Come on.
14:16My boy loves a burger.
14:19He wants it gone.
14:22You want a baby, boy?
14:23Go on.
14:24You want a burger?
14:26Do you want a burger?
14:27No, not for you.
14:29This is for Mama.
14:30It was so funny the other day.
14:32I met the twins and Josh the other day.
14:34We went snooker.
14:35Lads day out.
14:36Harry Durbage turned up.
14:37No.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Everyone's got pints of beer.
14:40Harry Durbage has got a...
14:41The tech wall.
14:41No, yeah, glass of white wine going, lads, lads, lads.
14:44So good.
14:44But the twins, nice lads, we was really laughing because one of the boys, I think he's sort
14:50of chatting to Danny a little bit.
14:52I think it's all going well.
14:53When we were talking, I weren't good in him, but I was just asking questions about Vietnam
14:58and his response.
14:59He was like, yeah, you know, I told her I don't want to put like no pressure on it.
15:02We're just going to take it.
15:03It was like watching Dan Edgar 10 years ago, right?
15:06Just looked at Dan and said, you've definitely been teaching him, haven't you?
15:08100%.
15:08Well, he's not been teaching him right then, has he?
15:10Dan said, keep it up.
15:11No, fucker off.
15:12It was so funny, but I do want to reassure you that you are doing amazing.
15:18You're allowed to have bad days and don't give yourself such a hard time.
15:22Like, we're prepared.
15:23The nursery's half done.
15:24We've been trying for three years.
15:25This isn't a surprise where it's like, oh my God, we're having a baby.
15:28Yeah.
15:29This kid is blessed.
15:30We are blessed as well.
15:32Like, it's an amazing time.
15:34You need to stop building stuff.
15:35Yeah.
15:36And I know you're going to hate it.
15:37Yeah.
15:37I might need your bank card.
15:38No problem.
15:41That is the worst thing I could ever say to you.
15:43No, it's fine.
15:44You, you can't be stingy anymore.
15:46I'm not stingy.
15:47So, er...
15:48I can't believe you just stingy me off.
15:50So, there's a lot of things that we need to get, and it's not unnecessary.
15:53You can't, like, be...
15:54Yeah, but you are unnecessary.
15:56See what is on my mind?
15:57Like, shall we talk about his name?
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Absolutely.
16:03I'm happy with this, erm, conversation.
16:05But I know someone's not.
16:07I am happy with what I thought his name was going to be.
16:10But the goalposts have changed.
16:11You and I have got so upset.
16:12I think you're upset.
16:13It shouldn't be that much of a touchy subject.
16:15It's not a touchy subject.
16:16I think, look, I personally want our son to have his own identity.
16:24Like, when I have taught other people, like, what you want the name to be,
16:26there has been a few sniggers.
16:28We'll go through, like, classic names, which I don't really like.
16:32Like, you've got your usual.
16:33But your Essex is, like, Freddie, Oliver, like...
16:35No, but you've got your usual, which is, like, Henry, or, like...
16:38They're all old school.
16:39I don't want anything like that.
16:40I want something...
16:42You want your name?
16:43No, no, no, no, no.
16:45Oh, that must be my time to go.
17:04Oh, mumps.
17:06Handsome.
17:06Oh.
17:07Nice paseco.
17:08Oh, lovely.
17:10Oh, how was it?
17:11Nice holiday?
17:12So lovely.
17:13Was it?
17:13Do you know what?
17:14Just nice and chilled.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Just lovely family time.
17:18So his friends like it?
17:19Twins love it.
17:20Twins, I really miss you.
17:21Oh, I miss them.
17:22Honestly, I've been seeing all your little updates.
17:24I proper miss them.
17:26They really miss you.
17:27But, no, the holiday was just lovely.
17:29Like, just...
17:29You know, like, just peaceful.
17:31Yeah.
17:32You know, just...
17:33Missed you.
17:34Cheers, my darling.
17:35I really missed you.
17:36I mean, I've not spoke to the girls since I got home.
17:38Who?
17:39Elmer and Cole.
17:41What is actually going on?
17:42Elmer's like your best mate.
17:44Listen, I'm not going to fall out with the girls.
17:46The worst part about it is that when I see Amber in Dubai,
17:50Amber said to me,
17:51Oh, yeah, because the girls have started talking in our Dominican Republic group chat.
17:56Oh, it's a different group chat they're in.
17:58But then when you're in girl band, you then joint the group,
18:00but they're not speaking in that group anymore.
18:01They're in a different group.
18:02So now they've restarted a group chat that I...
18:05Prior to me being in once.
18:06Oh, God, Harry, we're not in girl band anymore.
18:08No, sure.
18:09How do you feel?
18:10At the minute, I feel like resigning from the band.
18:12Like, do you know what I mean?
18:13And going back to solo.
18:14Uh-oh.
18:14But do you know what it is?
18:15I take it so...
18:16I take things like that really personally.
18:18I love it.
18:18Because they obviously both, the girls, feel very comfortable
18:21to talk in a chat with me not included in it.
18:24Because if you wanted to talk about things that I wouldn't take offence to,
18:27you would talk about it in the group chat that I'm all currently in.
18:29I'm just struggling to trust Elmer a little bit at the minute.
18:32But I think the bit that's upsetting me is that
18:34because she is gossiping about my stuff and saying things
18:37in probably not the best of light and reporting it back and stirring it,
18:40I couldn't even tell you first about, obviously, things that happen.
18:44You know that I've obviously become civil judge and aid.
18:47But I couldn't tell you that because I had already been beaten to.
18:51Do you know what I mean?
18:52I feel like whatever got back to Essex was a lot more dramatised
18:55than what actually really happened.
18:56I feel like I'm the last person to know and your best friend, your cousin,
18:59you ain't told me what is actually going on.
19:01Yeah.
19:01I wanted to tell you when I got home because I didn't want to be ringing news up
19:05and, like, do you know what I mean?
19:06I'm doing what everyone else is doing because I'd rather have just spoken to you face to face.
19:10I knew I was going to come home.
19:11I knew I was going to see you.
19:11I think we've all got to remember what they actually both have done to you.
19:15I honestly feel like, did I enjoy my time and did I enjoy my chat with the boys?
19:21I can't lie and say, no, it was all right, it was nice, it wasn't horrible,
19:25it was three people, three people drawing a line once and for all.
19:30Once and for all and then you can move on, do you know what I mean?
19:32Yeah, and I do feel like, in the long run, by having this mindset,
19:36I will move on and I will get my happiness now.
19:39Harry, I'm so glad you are back.
20:07Come on, Pickle.
20:08The thing is, Pickle is just too playful to take for a walk.
20:13No, no, no, no, no.
20:16Yay, woo-hoo!
20:18On the beach, woo-hoo!
20:21Shall I let you off?
20:22Pickle, no!
20:24Pickle, come on.
20:25That is so funny.
20:41I'm so tired, mate.
20:51Come on then, come on then.
20:56That is so cold, mate.
20:58Don't come behind me, you fucking...
21:01No, no, no, no.
21:02Come on.
21:06I can't for my feet.
21:13My penis.
21:17My feet.
21:18My feet, they're burning.
21:28Woo-hoo!
21:29That's my auntie.
21:31Woody boy!
21:32He's so well-behaved.
21:33He's so well-behaved.
21:34I think he's off.
21:35He's a pickle-gob.
21:36Literally off, did he?
21:37So I think, hello, handsome.
21:39Don't jump up.
21:41Woo-hoo!
21:45This is lovely.
21:47Well, it's not quite feet, not.
21:48But I feel like we should have bikini on.
21:51I feel like I'd rather be here than Vietnam, though.
21:53I don't actually mind the fact that it's a bit sludgy.
21:55No, me neither.
21:56So the reason is to why I brought you down to Canvey Island...
21:59Is to look at the beautiful beach.
22:00Is to look at the beautiful view.
22:02Stunning.
22:02So there's this thing called screen therapy.
22:05Right.
22:05You feel like you've got a lot to get off your chest.
22:07Oh, God.
22:08I mean, not as much as me.
22:09I mean, probably not as much as you.
22:11You need to stand in.
22:12You have to shout out all the things that you're holding in.
22:14OK, what's on your mind?
22:15OK.
22:15Right, OK, so three, two, one.
22:18I hate that I love Danica!
22:23Do you feel better?
22:24It feels so good.
22:26I don't understand.
22:27Right, so you feel better off the back of that?
22:29Yeah, just one more and then I'm moving on to something else.
22:31Go on, go on, go on.
22:32Get it off your chest, then, now.
22:33This is the time and place.
22:34I hate that!
22:34I couldn't beat my stadiums in here, Clowns!
22:39Why have I got a feeling Dad's just going to walk around the corner and be like, what's
22:42you doing?
22:42I'll be absolutely multifaned.
22:43I'll be like, like, take the dog.
22:45Don't let him go.
22:46Don't let him go.
22:47He's going to run off.
22:48No, seriously.
22:50OK, help me.
22:50What can I say?
22:51I hate that I'm a cougar right now.
22:53I do.
22:53I hate it.
22:54It bothers me.
22:55Why is he 19?
22:56Why am I kissing him right now?
22:57Right, OK, shout it out.
22:58I hate being a cougar.
22:59Yeah, but shout it.
23:00I don't know if I want people to hear that.
23:02You have to.
23:03OK.
23:03I'm just shouting out and saying I hate that.
23:04I love that again.
23:05I hate that I'm a cougar!
23:07Release me from being a cougar!
23:09I hate it here!
23:13Keep Johnny away from me, please!
23:17Hang on, hang on.
23:18I feel better.
23:19I feel better.
23:20I'm still a cougar, though.
23:22It's not changed anything.
23:25Right.
23:26That does feel better, though.
23:27Don't it?
23:28I feel really at one with nature.
23:30It's better than all the drama and all the ag.
23:32Oh, my God, tell me about it.
23:33At least there's a bit of peace and quiet on your speech.
23:34I know.
23:36I see Elmar.
23:37Have you heard about her and Harry?
23:39Well, no, because I don't speak to anyone.
23:41They're in, like, a bit of a weird situation.
23:44Like, she thought she squashed it.
23:45And then Saffron, you know what Saffron's like,
23:47she's turned around, dropped a bomb and gone,
23:49well, Amy's saying that you're a bit of a mole in their group.
23:52Oh, God.
23:53And then she's spiraling in, like, well, if Amy's saying that,
23:55she's obviously got that from Harry,
23:57because Harry's been saying stuff.
23:58That is awkward.
23:59But, anyway, enough about that.
24:02That was jolly, by her.
24:06My mate's a cougar.
24:07I'm such a cougar.
24:09I think I've been hanging around with Elmar for too long,
24:11because why am I flirting with young boys when he was ever?
24:13It's just still, like, quite light-hearted.
24:15It's just a flirt, but I don't think it's any...
24:17It's not anything.
24:18Are you sure?
24:19Yeah.
24:19How do you feel, though, about everything, like, with Dan,
24:22now that you're not in Vietnam, seeing him every morning,
24:24every night?
24:24I feel like I can breathe.
24:25Naturally, it's hard being around someone
24:28that you have so much feelings for and you love.
24:30And navigating, like, friendships with each other.
24:32It's sad, isn't it, Woody?
24:34Yeah.
24:35We don't cry over Dan no more, do we?
24:38Oh, he is.
24:40He kind of is.
24:41Maybe you do.
24:43I just feel like, on socials, I just feel,
24:46I have to block you.
24:48It's not helping.
24:49I just feel, oh, my God, it's really not helping me,
24:50trying to get over you, so...
24:52Look at her!
24:53No, do you know what?
24:54That is gross.
24:54It is gross.
25:02Who the fuck enjoys this?
25:05Mate, just think of the metabolism.
25:06I'd rather say crap.
25:08I'd rather...
25:09I would.
25:10Definitely shrunk my penis.
25:18Yeah, nice.
25:19Nice.
25:20Yeah.
25:23Effortly.
25:24Fuck off.
25:25Effortly.
25:25Get off.
25:33I thought he was meant to perk you up.
25:35Do you not feel perked up?
25:36I don't feel fucking perked up.
25:37Mate, I feel alive after that.
25:38I don't.
25:39I feel like shit.
25:40Yeah, but you hung over, so...
25:41It's true.
25:42Oh, I'm going to eat my balls.
25:44When you hung over, I know my balls are frozen.
25:46Right.
25:46I didn't know a penis could be this small.
25:49Yeah.
25:50Yeah.
25:53That's a negative of it.
25:54Yeah.
25:55There's a lot of positives.
25:56I know, mate.
25:57Your metabolism, your energy.
25:59Stress, anxiety, you better sleep.
26:01This.
26:02Not for me.
26:03Not for you?
26:03Not for me.
26:04Joe, her and her mum are weirdos.
26:06They fucking go down to lakes and jump in waterfalls and rivers and that.
26:09Just both.
26:10They live near Wales, though, didn't they?
26:11Yeah.
26:11People do that, don't they?
26:12Well, let's go for a walk and let's go and see a waterfall.
26:16Let's go.
26:18How have you been, anyway?
26:20Yeah, I've been all right, yeah.
26:22Heads clear.
26:23Heads straight.
26:23Clear red.
26:24Clear after that.
26:25Yeah.
26:26It does do that.
26:27Yeah.
26:28I'll be good.
26:28Do you feel reduced anxiety?
26:30Not like getting...
26:30I don't really get anxiety, to be honest, no.
26:32I should, but I don't.
26:34I should be worried about that a lot.
26:36I should be really worried about stuff in my life.
26:38I just don't.
26:39Yeah, no, I don't.
26:40So...
26:41I overthink a lot, but I don't get anxiety.
26:43No.
26:44I'm quite a deep thinker.
26:45Yeah.
26:45What have you been deep thinking about?
26:46I visualise things quite a lot.
26:48What are you doing?
26:49What do you see in your future?
26:51What are you visualising?
26:53Well...
26:53Kids?
26:55Yeah.
26:56I do visualise that some.
26:58I don't know, do you know what?
26:58The older I'm getting, the more I'm sort of...
27:00Stop visualising children.
27:01Accepting that maybe that's not going to happen now, I don't know.
27:04Well, no, no, I've accepted the idea that if that doesn't happen, I'm okay with it.
27:08Yeah.
27:08But it's something that, of course, I would like, yeah.
27:11Little fucking Dan Eggers running around.
27:13Yeah.
27:13Well, you've got two of them, anyway.
27:15Two little fucking twins.
27:17It gives you an insight to what it'll be like.
27:18Yeah.
27:20Do you know anything to visualise that?
27:20To be fair, I wish I had someone I could ring up for advice when I was that age.
27:25Mate, you was out doing stupid shit with me.
27:27Yeah, it's true.
27:27I wouldn't even ring me for advice now.
27:28Yeah, no.
27:29I'm wise.
27:29That's why I do worry when they ring me for advice, I'm like...
27:32Unless you're asking the wrong person.
27:33But then if someone's made that many mistakes, maybe that is a good person to ask.
27:36From your track history and your track record over the...
27:38Since me knowing you...
27:40Yeah.
27:40I reckon you've made repeatedly the same mistakes over and over and over again.
27:44So that's not really...
27:44I would say that over time I have learnt from a lot of mistakes.
27:48It took you 15 years.
27:49Yeah, listen, admittedly...
27:50Yeah.
27:50It's taken me longer than a normal person would.
27:55Yeah.
27:55Have I made the same mistakes more than once?
27:57Yes.
27:57Listen, we all work on our own timings, Dan.
27:59Sometimes you really need to hammer in and don't do that.
28:01Yeah.
28:04Don't shag other women.
28:06Don't do it, Dan.
28:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:12No.
28:13Stop.
28:13We'll go home soon.
28:15Well, you want to ask how I am, Oliver?
28:16Because you're a good friend.
28:17Because that's what friends do.
28:18Yeah, I'm all right, actually, mate.
28:19Thanks for asking.
28:21Well, listen, how are you, anyway?
28:35Thank you so much.
28:42Nothing better than some British sun and British tea.
28:45Oh, my God, it's the best.
28:46At last.
28:49Oh, well.
28:50Oh, sir.
28:52How are you feeling?
28:54Um...
28:55Well, I was upset when you told me.
28:57Raging, in fact.
28:58And then I was angry.
29:00And now I'm just frustrated.
29:01You was in tears.
29:02I think it was the shock.
29:04I think coming from Amy, it was more of a smack in the teeth, really,
29:07wouldn't it?
29:08Well, look, Amy's coming today.
29:09You obviously want to get it off your chest and speak to her.
29:11But the thing is, I feel like I've not done anything moly.
29:14You ain't.
29:15Whatever Harry has said to her, she's come to this conclusion.
29:18Yeah.
29:19It's not just come out of Amy's mouth.
29:21Do you get what I'm saying?
29:21She has to have been told something.
29:23So, just remind me, she did say she's warned Harry off me for months, didn't she?
29:26A few months ago.
29:28Right.
29:28She warned Harry off you because of obviously something he said, but she didn't tell me what.
29:32Right.
29:33Woo-hoo, girls!
29:35Hello.
29:36Really?
29:36Oh, you look lovely.
29:38The denim and diamonds.
29:39Is it the bob?
29:40I love the bob.
29:40Oh, yeah.
29:41Take a seat, girl.
29:43How are we going, Liz?
29:44I'm good.
29:45Oh, God.
29:46I'm not great.
29:47Are you not?
29:47No.
29:48To be honest with you, Aime, so, Saffron said that while we was away, you said that I
29:54was a mole in the camp, and it's really nasty.
29:59I didn't say you, I didn't say there's a mole in the camp, I didn't say that, but Harry
30:03was saying there's someone going back to Essex.
30:05Listen, Amy's used that as a figure of speech.
30:07That's because I'm getting information, saying something.
30:08Harry's obviously got a point, and he's...
30:10There's someone talking in Vietnam, and then I said, Saffron knows everything about
30:13the trip, obviously, Elma, I know that you speak every day, and I said, it might
30:16have been Elma, do you know what I mean?
30:17You love the gossip.
30:18It doesn't mean I'm saying you're a whole person, do you know what I mean?
30:21Well, just to clarify, I didn't speak to Saffron every day, and I definitely didn't say
30:25anything about Jo and Jenaeve and Harry, do you?
30:27No, you didn't say anything negative about Harry at all.
30:31Do you think there's an underlying issue between me and Harry?
30:34He said, there's another group chat that's been started, and he's not in the group chat.
30:38It wasn't a started one, it was an old group chat.
30:40From Dominican Republic, he said.
30:42Also, what's been said to Harry is that you or someone's been speaking to
30:46about Harry in this certain group chat.
30:47What has been written in that group chat?
30:49I said that he was weird.
30:51Well, you know where it's come from.
30:53Amber told Harry.
30:53Yeah, I know that anyway.
30:55She's the only one that would have done.
30:56Amber said that it's basically, it was all about Harry, you need to sit down, guys, or
30:58something, this is like really bad.
31:00I don't know.
31:01Ireland says to Harry, is it because you speak to everyone, you're mates with Freddie,
31:05you are friends?
31:06So do you think that's the underlying issue?
31:07I don't know.
31:08I think as well, for me, I just need to know that we're obviously all right, because the reason
31:12I got so upset was because it sounded like it come from you, it sounded like you had
31:15these opinions of me, and it's, I've always thought we were fine.
31:18Elmar, me and you, never got a row ever, by the way.
31:21No, I'd like to think not, but you can understand my frustration when I'm being told that you're
31:24like warning Harry off of me and stuff like that.
31:26Who's warning?
31:27Who said that?
31:27Well, now people are definitely telling you, Robbie.
31:29You said it.
31:29Say what?
31:30Warning people.
31:31Listen, no.
31:32Harry relayed something to you months ago.
31:34Yeah.
31:34Please remember this.
31:35I don't know how much...
31:36Please retain it, because we're getting into trouble here.
31:38You meant now?
31:38No, not now.
31:39Listen, six months ago, there was a few something that Harry said, whatever.
31:42I thought it was free.
31:43Six, three, nine, twelve.
31:45I think the worse.
31:46The longer it is, the worse it is.
31:49Yes, but whatever Harry had said to you, you then turned around and said, well, you best
31:53watch what you say.
31:54Exactly, yeah.
31:54So something was said.
31:55Yeah, but we...
31:55But I don't know what was said.
31:56When I say to Harry, you don't know actually what was said.
31:57You need to remember, right?
31:59I love you, hon.
32:00Listen, you love a goss.
32:01I like a goss.
32:02I do love a goss, but I don't slag off my friends.
32:04I actually don't.
32:05I did say Harry was weird, so it was.
32:07Unfortunately, you've gone in a group chat with people you trust, said he's not acting
32:10himself, and it's got back to Harry anyway.
32:13Do you think you and Harry can be the same again or not?
32:16I don't know.
32:17Now that it's over, you'll blame it all on me.
32:21I know I should keep it up, but baby, right now I'm better to sleep.
32:27The only way is up.
32:30I need a love.
32:32I need a love for my way and I.
32:36All it is, I love now.
32:39There's something's missing.
32:41I need a love.
32:43I need a love.
32:46Oh, my God!
32:50How are you?
32:51Kids, how are you?
32:52Oh, I feel better now.
32:53I've seen you.
32:54It feels weird to see you.
32:54I know.
32:55What the hell?
32:56It's been too long, babe.
32:58It's not been long, but it has for us.
33:00It's been the longest me and you have never met.
33:01We've seen each other.
33:10Cheers, everyone.
33:11Cheers.
33:11Good to see you all.
33:13Cheers.
33:13We're back.
33:14Back from San Arief, back from Vietnam, back from...
33:17Pregnant.
33:17Pregnancy.
33:25Back from...
33:30I wonder how the day's going to go.
33:32Like, no-one's seen each other back.
33:35I just want to know what Elmer's problem is with Harry.
33:37I don't actually know.
33:38Because I feel a bit sorry for him, bless you.
33:40Yeah, I don't understand it.
33:41Like, don't get me wrong.
33:42Amy came on the house yesterday from meeting Saffron and Elmer.
33:46And she was like, Elmer's basically saying, like,
33:49she don't even know if she wants to sort this.
33:51Over what, though?
33:52I don't know.
33:53Well, we're going to find out.
33:54Do you know what I mean?
33:55It's stupid.
33:56Hello, baby.
33:59I haven't seen you.
34:02You look amazing.
34:04You look stunning.
34:05Oh, my God.
34:05You look so good.
34:07You, my baby.
34:09We are good.
34:09We've missed you.
34:10Well, I've missed you.
34:11I've missed you.
34:12I haven't seen you.
34:13I've seen my little auntie.
34:14I saw you.
34:15I feel like we need, like, a proper, like, debrief.
34:17Because, obviously, Courtney and Elmer are coming here in a bit.
34:19So, apparently, you've called Elmer a mole.
34:23Oh, yeah.
34:24Yeah, we heard this yesterday.
34:25So, basically, I had a conversation with Amy while we was in Vietnam.
34:28Yeah.
34:28And, obviously, I was just relaying, like, what was going on in Vietnam.
34:31Yeah.
34:31Because she'd already heard it.
34:32Mm.
34:34Because Saffron had told her.
34:35Yeah.
34:35And then I was like, oh, we know what Saffron's like.
34:37She loves to chat.
34:38Mm.
34:38I said, oh, we've probably got a mole in the group.
34:40But it wasn't directed at Elmer.
34:42So, you wasn't calling Elmer a mole.
34:43So, you didn't go Elmer's a mole.
34:44It's more like a phrase of speech, I feel like.
34:46You've got a mole in the group.
34:47There's a mole in the group, but that could have been anyone.
34:49But, listen, I don't think I've hid my feelings towards what's going on with me and Elmer.
34:54Do you feel like Elmer relaying what was going on in Vietnam, including, because it wasn't
34:58just about you, including the topic about you, Jo and Janae, do you feel like that was
35:02gossiping?
35:03I feel like.
35:03Because I feel like if I was there and you wasn't, or if I was there and Elmer wasn't
35:06there, I would still relay to the girls what's gone on.
35:10But I wouldn't think that would be gossiping.
35:11I think it was just the way it was relayed.
35:13I still want to have a chat with her, and I feel like I want to do it one-on
35:17-one, because
35:17listen, I don't want to fall out with the girls.
35:19It sounds a bit silly, do you know what I mean?
35:21I don't think it's nothing to fall out about.
35:23Just you need to talk to her, air it out, let her say what she's got to say, let you
35:27say what you've got to say, and I'm sure you'll squash it.
35:39You're not drinking any of the girls.
35:41I'm trying to be good, we've got our baby moon coming up, I'm just trying to lose that
35:44little bit there, and I keep getting Cain for drinking too many beers, so I thought I'd
35:48drive tonight, it's a bit out of the way, so I thought I'd drive.
35:50If you have a really hot curry, does that just flush the baby out?
35:53Well, I've heard so.
35:54Yeah.
35:55You've got to have a curry, when literally you're like 37, 38 weeks, you've got to have a curry.
36:00And have sex.
36:01And have sex.
36:02Best day at night.
36:03What a night.
36:03That is the best day at night.
36:05What a curry in a bunker.
36:06There we go.
36:07I avoided it massively.
36:09Did you?
36:09The bunk up or the curry?
36:10And you still are.
36:12She was eating curry every single night, but there was just no sex whatsoever.
36:16The tattons are very strong.
36:18How was Cenerife?
36:19So lovely, yeah, just really chilled.
36:21How long was you out there for?
36:23Ten nights, wasn't it?
36:23Ten nights, yeah.
36:24That's lovely.
36:25The thing is, we've got such a busy couple of months coming up, being built.
36:29So, I'm not sure about a hen party, but I think what I would like to do is just get
36:33all of our nearest and dearest all together.
36:35Nice dinner.
36:36And then we can have, like, not a dinner, like a spa.
36:38Yeah.
36:38Oh, like a slumber.
36:39So we can have a few little, like, little Prosecco's.
36:40Perfect.
36:41Pregnancy-friendly, I love it.
36:43It's very pregnancy-friendly.
36:44Yeah, but how can you have a stripper at the spa?
36:46Oh.
36:46You've got to have a stripper, surely.
36:47I don't want a stripper, hon.
36:48I don't want a stripper, hon.
36:48I can't imagine it in you with a stripper.
36:49No, we'll just send them one.
36:51That was on my list.
36:53Diags has got you out a stripper for your stag.
36:59Well, get Harry to be the stripper, eh?
37:01He can be the stripper, eh?
37:02No, definitely not.
37:04What else have you been up to?
37:06Harry come to me the other day, and I've not really spoke to him since, like, Vietnam
37:09and everything.
37:10Do you know Harry and Emma are not talking now?
37:11They were really, really good friends, weren't they?
37:13I think it started in Vietnam, right?
37:15Yes.
37:15So you was there.
37:16We wasn't there.
37:16Me and Zoe, we wasn't there.
37:17What, did they have an argument out there, or...?
37:19So much happened on that trip, and everyone was falling out of it.
37:21So why are Emma and Harry not speaking?
37:22So they've always had a chat in Vietnam.
37:24Something's happened.
37:25They've squashed it here and Emma.
37:26Now, all of a sudden, Harry's then found out, from Amber, there's another group chat without
37:30Harry.
37:31Do you know what I mean?
37:32Is Elmer now upset with Amber for telling Harry that?
37:35Yeah, I was going to say that.
37:36So surely, Elmer will know that Amber has seen Harry, because there's only four people
37:40in the group chat.
37:40So Elmer and Amber are hate each other now?
37:42Is this, like, girl band, like, proper, doing a...
37:44That's it.
37:45It's like One Direction, innit, when they split their separate ways.
37:47Yeah, I think that is it, isn't it?
37:48Westside, when they kicked out Brian McFadden.
37:50But, but...
37:51What a bad day.
37:51But at the same time, when I spoke to Harry yesterday about it all, he's a bit like,
37:55yeah, I think Harry is upset, because they are really close.
37:58I think it's very hard to fall out with Elmer, and Harry, to be fair.
38:02Elmer, in general, is friends with everybody, and he's bubbly, and gets on with people.
38:05But Elmer was upset yesterday.
38:06I don't think Elmer's a bad person.
38:08I don't think Harry's a bad person.
38:09Elmer was upset with me yesterday, because she thinks that I'm saying that Elmer is the
38:12gossip, whatever.
38:14So I'm saying to you, Georgia, like, listen, I've only been in Vietnam, but it's all, like,
38:17backfiring at me.
38:18I'm getting information, I'm now, like, telling people, and then it's making me look like
38:22I'm...
38:22But I'm not, it's only because I'm hearing, like, what people are saying.
38:25Yeah, you're gossiping about it.
38:26I ain't gossiping.
38:27Yeah, but you're going to relay it onto H, aren't you?
38:31Do you know what I mean?
38:32Of course, me and Harry talk to each other, everything, do you know what I mean?
38:34But, they are all meeting, so I think they definitely need to have this conversation.
38:39There we go.
38:39Because it's just getting too much now.
38:41Just drop it all down.
38:42Them two will just meet up and cry, both of them.
38:44We'll find out when Saf tells us anyway, sorry.
38:50Keep me awake till darkness turns into day pain, I don't care about time, just give me your light, symmetry.
39:01Girlie!
39:02Hello!
39:04I'm going to take that jacket off.
39:05Come, sit down.
39:07How are you?
39:08Right, girls, do you want a drink?
39:09Should we get a...
39:10Yeah.
39:10I'm going to have another one.
39:11Before we get in, can I just have a quick chat with you?
39:14Yes, of course.
39:15Is that right?
39:16Yeah.
39:16Sorry, can you just go and get our side drinks?
39:17Yeah, we're leaving.
39:18You just leave it.
39:19What do you want?
39:19Um, stradamito.
39:21What do you want, Ange?
39:22Brok, brok, brok.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Yeah, we have some lime corn.
39:24Yeah, yeah.
39:24Thank you so much.
39:25Love you.
39:26How are you, my girly?
39:27I'm all right, babe.
39:27How are you?
39:28I'm good.
39:29So, I wanted to speak to you separately from everyone else.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Because...
39:33I don't know if you're going to be shocked at what I'm about to say, but I'm going to say
39:36it anyway.
39:36Go on.
39:37Um, so I'm up with...
39:39What are you going to tell me?
39:39Well, it shocked me, but it's also disappointed me.
39:42Okay.
39:43So, basically, I'm speaking to Amy.
39:45I'm trying to get out of her what is Harry's problem with me.
39:47She's like, Harry's upset with you again.
39:48I was like, well, the last I knew of it, we sorted things out.
39:50That was how I...
39:50When was this?
39:51This was yesterday.
39:52Okay, yeah.
39:53So, this was yesterday morning.
39:54Um, so I spoke to her, I said to her, well, what is this problem?
39:57We're digging and digging and digging.
39:59And Amy said that Harry said, you have shown Harry our Dominican OG group chat, and you showed
40:06what the comments were, or you explained to him, or something or other.
40:09No, I've not showed him any group chat.
40:11Are you sure?
40:11100%.
40:12I've not showed Harry a group chat.
40:13She knew a lot of information, and she said to me that Harry's so pissed off with me,
40:16because...
40:17About what?
40:17And he's upset with me, because I've said...
40:19Say sentence for sentence.
40:19So, Amy said that Harry's pissed off with me because you've told him that in that group chat,
40:23I've called him weird, which I have.
40:25I stand on it.
40:26I called him strange, actually.
40:26I didn't call him weird.
40:27I never said that you called him weird.
40:29That is what she's saying.
40:31That is what she's saying.
40:32I don't remember ever saying that.
40:34Like, I would never say word for word what has been said in a group chat.
40:36But I didn't say that anyway.
40:37I wasn't the only person writing that group chat.
40:39I know.
40:39I told Harry what I said about him in the group chat.
40:42Did you?
40:42Yeah, I said to him that I felt like it was all fake, not genuine, and he wanted to do
40:46it for, how do I put a better word, a bit of an attention thing.
40:49Do you think I'm going to say word for word what was said in a group chat?
40:51I'm joking.
40:53You can imagine my face.
40:54This is why I sent you a voice note yesterday, Elman.
40:57You didn't reply back to me.
40:58No, because I didn't know that you could have asked me, because I've not shown him.
41:03Do you think I'm going to get up my phone and go here, read the group chat?
41:06Are you okay?
41:06I don't know.
41:07I don't know.
41:07I didn't spend a week with you in Dubai, and I could imagine I was hot topic at that
41:10table.
41:10You can understand my frustration when I've got Amy sitting across the table to me, telling
41:13me about my soul-called friends, and calling me out about something.
41:16Why would Harry not say that to me, though?
41:19I don't know.
41:20I don't know.
41:21But that's what you said.
41:22Harry texts me saying, oh, by the way, I've told them about the Dominican group chat.
41:25I said, yeah, I was added into a group chat because it was my Dubai number, and the topic
41:28of conversation, there was loads of-
41:30You made it also sound like it was a new group chat, and we'd made it specifically-
41:32You said the same.
41:33I didn't mean it.
41:34You said, can I come over?
41:34Yeah, come over.
41:35I don't really know if I want to speak to you right this second, to be honest with you.
41:38I've not shown you messages in a group chat.
41:40No.
41:41You told me about the group chat.
41:42Yeah, I told you about the group chat, but I've not showed you a single thing.
41:44I've not played you a voice.
41:45No.
41:45No.
41:45I've not said anything.
41:46No.
41:46The only thing I said was, it was our old Dominican group chat.
41:49It's the old Dominican group chat, yeah.
41:50The topic of conversation.
41:51There was loads of topics.
41:52Did I not say that?
41:53And one of the topics was you, Jo and Janae, making friends.
41:55That's the one I've said to you.
41:57Correct.
41:57Have I said that Elma's called you weird?
41:59No.
42:00Who said that?
42:01Why is this group on?
42:02Amy has said-
42:02Oh, my God.
42:03I'm going to go mental.
42:05I'm going to go mental.
42:06Because I've not said that.
42:06Amy has said to me, so you can understand why I'm so upset.
42:09And Elma, I wish you'd just message me.
42:10No, because I-
42:11Why would I message you when I'm sitting there thinking you found me under the bus so actively?
42:14I haven't.
42:14I haven't.
42:15You haven't, and we've cleared that up.
42:16But someone is lying, and I'm going to be honest, it's got to be you and Amy, because you can't
42:19get your story straight, the pair of you.
42:21That's not true.
42:25The pair of the secrets are cute.
42:28Next time.
42:30Ah!
42:30You're back!
42:32You brought me on the road.
42:33I will never do that to you.
42:34I didn't do that to you.
42:35It sounded like you did that to me.
42:36I didn't do that to you.
42:40Welcome to your baby bubble.
42:43Is Amy lying?
42:45You keep saying that.
42:46She's not psychic.
42:47She knows about the Dominican group chat.
42:49Sweet Caroline.
42:51Boop, boop, boop.
42:53Listen, sometimes you've got to swallow your pride and you've got to say sorry, yeah?
42:56Elmer, I'm sorry.
42:57And whatever she does with that is on Elmer.
43:06The only way is up, baby, for you and me now.
43:13The only way is up, baby, for you and me now.
43:20And if she does with that, please.
43:25I'm sorry.
43:26Who is up?
43:26Who and me now?
43:27Ooh.
43:27Who is up?
43:27tip?
43:27Yeah.
43:28Who is up?
43:29How is up?
43:29Who is up?
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