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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11 Episode 3
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00:00Made that quickly, it will also break that quickly.
00:04Dawn, this is exquisite.
00:07Akyria, I love every bit of it.
00:09The silhouette to me is incredible.
00:12Dawn, Akyria,
00:17in dragulations, you're the top two all-stars of the week.
00:21And you each earn two points.
00:24Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
00:27win $10,000,
00:30and a coveted extra point.
00:34Akyria, C. Davenport,
00:35congragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:37Thank you, sir.
00:39The bottom four queens will now receive one point each.
00:43But you must give it away to the all-star you believe
00:47is the most valuable queen of the week.
00:50At the end of this bracket,
00:52only the two queens with the most points
00:55will move on to the semifinals.
01:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06What a way to end week two.
01:08I just want a little thing.
01:09And 10K.
01:10I feel so good right now.
01:12Congrats to y'all.
01:16Congrats, Akyria.
01:18How do you feel?
01:19It's just like, I'm a part of the game now.
01:21Like, that's honestly the best feeling.
01:23Being tied for the lead after winning two challenges
01:26is just a constant reminder that I can't win a goddamn lip sync.
01:30However, my boyfriend told me,
01:32if I make it into the semifinal, I can get a cat.
01:36So we're one step closer to the cat.
01:38Well, now that the second challenge is done,
01:42has anybody changed their minds
01:44about how the points will be divvied out?
01:46I have jumped from first place to third place.
01:49And my bestie won the lip sync.
01:53So fingers crossed that someone's feeling generous
01:55when they are giving their points away.
01:57I highly doubt it because I was first place last week
02:00and I don't think the girls are going to throw a bitch a bone.
02:03I'm looking at the scoreboard and I'm like,
02:05okay, Mystique and Morphine,
02:07I want to, like, at least help one of y'all.
02:09This is the make or break it.
02:11If Lucky doesn't give me her point now,
02:13oh, something's about to happen
02:14that I can't see on national television.
02:17I would like to give a point to Morphine.
02:20Oh, sister.
02:22Can we finally be done with this wretched drama?
02:25Now you have to go and retract everything
02:27you said to your profession about it, Maggie.
02:29Everything I said about Lucky, I take back.
02:31Sister!
02:34I still hate her.
02:36So now I have two points.
02:39Two points to me.
02:40Oh, hell no!
02:42So Dawn and I have an alliance,
02:44but if I give her a point
02:46that's going to send her off
02:47a little too high,
02:48it would be really hard to catch up.
02:51Um...
02:52I might give Lucky my point,
02:54but I might give it to Morgan
02:55just because I want to be a cunt.
02:58Ugh.
03:00Here, sister, I'll give you my point.
03:02Because I feel so bad.
03:03Lo and behold,
03:04Miss Morphine loves Dionne the 3rd,
03:07Cha-Cha Brown.
03:07I appreciate that, sister.
03:09All is perfect
03:11in the world of Miami, Florida.
03:14Who would you like to give your point to, Morgan?
03:16No one, really.
03:17Who are you going to?
03:18Um, I'm going to give my point to Akira.
03:22Oh, shit!
03:23Oh, my God, thank you.
03:24Wow.
03:27Okay, we're giving points
03:29to people in the top now.
03:31Oh, thank you.
03:32You helped everyone.
03:34Like, bitch.
03:35Am I on punk or am I on drag right now?
03:37Thank you so much, sister.
03:38Yeah, you deserve it.
03:39I know I pushed you way up above,
03:41but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
03:42You are the one that deserves that the most.
03:44I'm giving my point to the queen
03:46that I think is the MBQ
03:47and the most valuable queen this week
03:50with helping every other bitch in the room
03:52is Akira.
03:53Hey, Akira.
03:54We need to get a chance.
03:55They show me how to put the shirts together.
03:57Akira.
03:58Should it stretch this way or this way?
03:59This is what you should do, baby.
04:01It could bite me in the ass,
04:02but it is the honorable thing to do.
04:05Hey, Akira.
04:05Akira, you might as well stay right there
04:08because of Akira.
04:10Without you, I wouldn't have an outfit.
04:12Girl, gag-a-rooney.
04:15Another queen.
04:18No.
04:19It's good.
04:21Yes, you are amazing.
04:22Whenever you was working,
04:23you stopped to help a bitch that said help me.
04:25Here you go.
04:26Thank you, sister.
04:27You're welcome.
04:28I gotta get myself together.
04:30This night keeps getting better and better.
04:32Do I get a man next?
04:33I'm here, lady.
04:34I'm definitely thankful.
04:36Congrats, Diva.
04:37Thank God it was only two.
04:39So now you're in the lead lead.
04:41Yeah, girl.
04:42Congratulations to all of our ladies.
04:43Did we get out of drag?
04:44I can't wait.
04:45Thank God.
04:46All right.
04:46What the fuck?
04:48I'm very shocked at how that ceremony went.
04:50If I don't win next week,
04:51is anyone going to give me a point?
04:53Well, your seasoned buddy
04:54says she was going to give it to you.
04:56But I won two challenges.
04:57Why would she give me a point?
04:58To keep you at the top.
05:00Well, that's what Morgan did.
05:01Damn, not you instigating this dude.
05:03No, I'm not instigating.
05:04I'm being real.
05:06I haven't gotten any MVQ points from anybody.
05:09And this week shows how important they are.
05:12I'm just going to see next week now.
05:14Oh, that's changed everything.
05:15What the fuck is going to happen?
05:16This changed everything.
05:16There's one more week left in this bracket.
05:19One more chance to get points.
05:20And I think if anyone is going into next week comfortable,
05:23then they got another thing fucking coming.
05:25It's going to be interesting to see
05:26where loyalties lie next week.
05:30Yeah, go get on.
05:31More to come.
05:34The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
05:36will snatch an official makeup collaboration
05:39with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
05:42a coveted spot from the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
05:45and a cash prize of $200,000.
05:47With our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.
05:59Yay!
06:01Another week in paradise.
06:03My rich auntie.
06:05I'm here for the wheel reading.
06:06Okay.
06:07Way off.
06:08This is the final week.
06:09And, you know, I am sporting a big whopping one point.
06:14So, I see the girls have purses.
06:17Yes.
06:17But ours had stuff in it.
06:18Yours had air.
06:19Oh.
06:20What's in your purse, Steve?
06:21I have something that I always need.
06:23Super glue.
06:24Oh, she's a real drag queen.
06:25That's me.
06:26It's a mascara.
06:28And pieces of paper.
06:29Wait, so no little strawberry candy?
06:31Girl, no.
06:33Your auntie is always properly prepared.
06:36And there's still a slight chance that I can come to the semifinals if I win the challenge,
06:41win the lip sync, and get everybody's points.
06:44So, it's time to get shit done.
06:46Mystique and Morgan actually changed the game last week.
06:48But the thing is, the reason why you was rewarded is because of what you did.
06:53Now, me personally, I'm very, very disappointed and lucky and also morphing because you stopped
07:00what you was doing to help them, and they did not give you anything back, except be like,
07:06hey, you did a good job.
07:08Disappointed is a strong word.
07:10Yeah, disappointed is a little crazy.
07:11Like, Akira helping people obviously benefited her, but I don't think that means she was entitled
07:15to anybody's points.
07:16Ooh.
07:16I mean, it's the game at the end of the day, you know, girl.
07:19Yes.
07:19Girl, no shade, but Mystique needs to relax.
07:22Bitch, I choreographed the whole number on week one, and she didn't give me a point.
07:26Okay, thank you, auntie, for the hard candy.
07:29My personal thought process is, like, if I can at least lift someone up, why not?
07:33You know what I mean?
07:34So that means this week, since I'm at one, if you're not at the top, I'm going to get
07:39your pity point to lift me up.
07:40Yes or no, no, no, no, no, yes or no, because we're going by what you're talking about now.
07:43It also depends on, like, the vibe.
07:46On season two, when Mystique was insecure, a little anxious, she lashed out.
07:50I think she's falling behind, and she needs points.
07:53So she's relying on maybe lucky.
07:55They have this bond, remember, their lovely bond that they created in four hours.
08:02But I think the ship is going down.
08:05You don't have to explain who you were giving your points to and why.
08:08Yeah.
08:09That's the first thing.
08:10And you shouldn't be guilted into it.
08:12And you're allowed to change your mind, of course.
08:14You hold the power.
08:15And that's a good thing.
08:17Thank God that Miss Morgan is fighting for me.
08:19She is an angel sent from the season two gods, bitch, because this is overkill.
08:24Oh!
08:26Ooh, baby!
08:28She's all ready to have hers!
08:31Attention, little monsters.
08:33Ooh!
08:34If you want to hack it past this bracket, you've got to nail your pitch, bitch.
08:41Ooh!
08:42Wait, what?
08:43You better pitch it, girl.
08:45Hello, hello, hello!
08:49Good morning, All-Stars.
08:51Good morning.
08:52Now, it's the final week of bracket number one, and I've been loving every minute of it.
08:58But this is your last chance to sell us on why you belong in the semifinals.
09:04So for this week's Maxi Challenge, you're going to shop till you drop dead.
09:10Oh!
09:11As monster presenters on the Home Spooky Network.
09:18Boom.
09:19Now, here are your assignments.
09:21Akira, you'll be a mummy.
09:26Selling the world's longest infinity wrap.
09:30Dawn, you'll be a werewolf.
09:32Ooh!
09:32Pitching, what else?
09:34Grooming products.
09:36Perfect.
09:37Lucky stars, you'll be a vampire.
09:40Hawking, a nutritional supplement for the iron deficient.
09:45Perfect.
09:46Morgan, you'll be a ghost.
09:50Selling a line of supernatural cosmetics.
09:55Morphine, you'll be a zombie.
09:59Oh!
10:00Selling subscriptions to the meat of the month club.
10:04Yes!
10:05And Mystique, you'll be a Frankenstein monster pitching a line of dead handbags.
10:13Yes!
10:15Working in pairs, you need to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to hypnotize the
10:20viewers into buying whatever you're selling.
10:24Oh!
10:25Oh!
10:27Now, chemistry is key.
10:29So I'll leave it up to you to pair up and create your own monster mashing.
10:36Oh!
10:36Hi, sir!
10:38You smashy pants!
10:41This is the type of maxi challenge that you need to be with a bitch that you know 100%.
10:46And A'Keria is that lady for me, and I am that lady for A'Keria.
10:51I'm that sister.
10:53You smashy pants!
10:54It's giving.
10:54It's giving.
10:55It's giving.
10:55It's giving.
10:55Yeah, it's giving.
10:55Yeah, it's giving.
10:55Yeah, it's giving.
10:56Dawn and Morphine run right into each other, of course.
10:59No surprise there.
11:00Season 16 reunion.
11:02And then I'm left with Mystique, and she's just trying to demand my point.
11:07So we'll see how this plays out.
11:09All-stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
11:14Oh, and not to spook you.
11:16Oh.
11:21But before this week is over, four of you will be eliminated.
11:27Oh, and not to spook you.
11:57We're monsters selling goods for the home spooky network.
12:00We don't have as many points as the others.
12:02Uh-huh.
12:02And so this is our chance to, like, really shine.
12:06All right.
12:06Since you didn't give me a point, but do you understand why I'm, like, slightly mad that
12:13you didn't give A'Keria a point?
12:15You're already at the top.
12:16You know, at the end of the day, you also have to look out for yourself a little bit.
12:19Sure.
12:19You know what I mean?
12:19Because, like, bro, imagine everybody give A'Keria a point, and I'm sitting here a freaking
12:22one.
12:23Like me?
12:23So that one?
12:25Okay, let's figure this shit out.
12:27All right.
12:27Let's do it.
12:27Let's do what we got to do.
12:29I am the bride of Frankenstein, and I'm selling body bags.
12:33I know how to host.
12:33I know how to emcee.
12:34And I know how to sell.
12:36So I feel like I have a great chance with this challenge.
12:39So I want to be a vampire.
12:41He's screaming frisky.
12:42He likes to party all night.
12:44Write it down in your book.
12:45Hope your channel looks so good.
12:47Oh, it's like, ain't it.
12:49I'm excited to do some improv.
12:51I have never done an acting challenge, and I just want to show my personality.
12:54I want to show how fun and crazy and wild I can be.
12:56And we got some bloody deals for you.
13:00We got to dial it back because we need to sell.
13:02But like, Mystique is giving no it all, auntie.
13:05I definitely do feel like I'm in the principal's office.
13:08You need to get your paper out so we can start this.
13:11Yes, yes, yes.
13:13Come on, there we go.
13:14There we go.
13:14Get your second piece of paper out.
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:16There we go.
13:18Girl.
13:19Oh, I hate this right now.
13:20I might even have two tons right here.
13:22You're doing too much already.
13:23We're going to get into all the extra stuff later.
13:27Bitch, I'm going to be dropping the shit on you.
13:29I'm wearing white.
13:30Don't you fuck up my white.
13:33Lucky is wild and crazy, and I don't want to lose focus.
13:36So my biggest worry in this challenge is to keep Lucky on track.
13:41Bitch, I want a snack is what I want.
13:44I'm glad that we're partnered up together.
13:46I am too.
13:47By the way, what did you think about when I said your name?
13:51Bitch, I was floored.
13:52Like, I get it.
13:55Akira is three points ahead of me because of me.
13:58I still stand by my decision.
14:00I just hope if she has the opportunity, she will return the favor.
14:03I know the faces were correct, bitch.
14:06Bitch.
14:06Correct.
14:07My job now is to catch up to that ass and make sure that we are both in the top
14:12two.
14:12There's so many elements to this.
14:14So it's the improv.
14:16It's a scripted improv.
14:17It's a scripted improv.
14:17And I think with you and I, it doesn't matter what direction we go because we'll just play
14:23along and we'll follow.
14:25Yeah.
14:25But I think I'm going to do my ghost, like, old Hollywood, silver screen siren.
14:29You know, Veronica Lake and Joan Collins.
14:32And I love, I could be Moan Collins.
14:35Oh, that'll be sickening.
14:36Ew, that could be my name.
14:37There's a lot going on in this maxi challenge.
14:40We have to create a character.
14:42We have to sell products and banter with another queen.
14:46Comes with a set of brushes for easy applications.
14:48It's a lot.
14:49But, hey ho, challenge accepted.
14:54I actually wanted to go into marketing when I was younger until I realized I suck at selling.
14:59I'm trash at sales.
15:01I had a sales job that was door-to-door selling knives.
15:04So when they say no, you're supposed to, like, try to convince them, well, these knives are
15:07state-of-the-art stainless steel and they cut through any wood and meat.
15:12So I was like, girl, do you want them or not?
15:15Like, do you need some knives?
15:17I like the idea of the thirsty mummy looking for love.
15:19That's a good one.
15:20But if I do an old lady mummy, I want to be more like the old lady Bixen.
15:24Like mummy.
15:25And the mummies that the public knows the best.
15:28Obviously Egyptian mummies.
15:30And you're selling a wrap.
15:31Nefertiti's bought this.
15:33Cleopatra's had this.
15:34You know, Tutankhamun, darling.
15:35Yeah, I gotta think about this.
15:36Yeah.
15:37All I know is I need this scarf to sell out.
15:41We need to win this.
15:42It's all or nothing now.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Stay stonked with fresh human meat treats delivered right to your door.
15:48Hello, flesh.
15:49Oh, that's so funny.
15:49Are you out with your sisters and think, damn, I want to eat that bitch?
15:55Yes.
15:56I am paired up with Dawn and I am so excited because we have such good chemistry.
16:00We're besties.
16:01We're good judies.
16:01We're glued to the hip.
16:02Because I'm a werewolf, this has to be taking place on the full moon.
16:06Yes.
16:07Okay.
16:07And I was thinking, I like that I'm a zombie.
16:10But I could be like a bimbo or something.
16:12I think you are hilarious when you're not trying to.
16:15Yeah, that's what I think.
16:16You know what I mean?
16:16I'm just going to be myself.
16:16So I think you should just be yourself.
16:18So the answer is yes, you should be a bimbo.
16:20Okay.
16:21Dawn and I both have something to prove in this challenge because I sent her home on an improv
16:25challenge.
16:26But I feel like we're going to do really well this time together.
16:29This needs to be entertaining.
16:30It needs to be entertaining.
16:31Like, yes, we need to sell.
16:32But it also needs to be funny, chaotic.
16:34It's the end of the road.
16:35I mean, at this point, I'm not going to overthink it.
16:37I'm just going to have a good fucking time.
16:38Yes.
16:38Because Akira had six fucking points.
16:40And I have two points.
16:44I've learned a lot after season 16 when it comes to improv and comedy.
16:48And I cannot wait to showcase that.
16:51I mean, this is the last challenge of the bracket.
16:53So I need to absolutely sell these meats.
16:57And I need to give FedEx one day shipping mama because I need to serve cunt immediately.
17:02How's it going over there?
17:04Good.
17:04It's going good.
17:06This is going to be very, very interesting.
17:08Why?
17:08Because this is more like a working off each other type of thing.
17:12Chemistry.
17:13Yeah.
17:14Is that why y'all hit each other?
17:15Because y'all feel like y'all have the best chemistry?
17:17Oh, for sure.
17:18Yeah, yeah.
17:18Do you also feel like it could be, like, a hindrance?
17:23No.
17:24Thinking, like, you could be a peer that makes you outshine their whole vibe and level.
17:29I'd rather have someone that matches my insane, stupid energy than someone, like, below it.
17:34I think we all could probably match your level.
17:37Right.
17:37Dawn is too cocky.
17:39I think Dawn is assinuating that we're not on the same level as her.
17:43And she thinks we're below her.
17:46Anyways.
17:46But, baby, everything comes down to this week.
17:48Ties could turn.
17:49I could be at the top.
17:50Never underestimate an underdog.
17:53Well, good luck, sisters.
17:54Yeah, good luck, sisters.
17:55Yeah, right.
17:56Gotta get back to work.
17:58Go ahead.
18:05Taylor Lautner.
18:06Taylor Lautner.
18:06I hardly know her.
18:08Oh, hello, all my spooky sisters and siblings, and welcome to the Home Spooky Network.
18:14My name is Madison Von Werewolf IV.
18:17And I'm Tati.
18:19And, baby, do we have some sickening products to showcase to you today?
18:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:24I am so excited.
18:26And it is a full moon, so you know what that means.
18:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:29Deals!
18:30Specials!
18:31I need you to put your pods up and grab your phone, because I'll, whoo, do I have a deal
18:35for you!
18:35This is the Buzzkill Quality Hair Clippers Grooming Tip.
18:41This is a hair trimmer.
18:43Could I possibly do a little exhibition on you?
18:45Oh, yeah, of course.
18:46I would love a little haircut.
18:46Here, here, let me, let me give you a little haircut here.
18:48Oh, yes, yes.
18:49Let me just turn it on here.
18:50All right.
18:50I've been meaning to.
18:50All right, there we go.
18:51Oh, gosh.
18:52Oh, gosh.
18:53Goodness gracious, sister!
18:55Oh, wow.
18:55You look so fresh.
18:57Oh, my God.
18:58So fresh.
18:58Buzz killed do I have layers? Yes, a couple of them for sure. Let me just trim up my hands
19:04here really quick. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. And boom. Just no more fur on my
19:10hand. Wow. Look at that. Hold on. For the girls that really want to get clean. Look at this. This
19:15is a coconut. That reminds me of my ex. Look at this. Boom. Boom. Just gets rid of all of
19:21it. Oh my gosh. I mean I've seen some balls but never balls this big. But if you got them
19:27you can shave them.
19:28Come on. Come over here. Oh this man over here. He is so fun. This looks just like the guy
19:34who turned me into a werewolf. And I'm not a fan of fur. So this is what I wish he
19:38looked like. I wish that he had just taken his razor to his chest and just gotten it all off.
19:44There we go. Look at this. Gentlemanly. This is fresh. However much you think this item costs. You're wrong. $69.
19:56If you're not calling.
19:58I don't know what the hell's wrong with you. Happy full moon.
20:04But girl. Have you ever been out with the girls. Drinking. Partying. And then you get this girl and feeling
20:10like. Damn I want to eat this bitch right in front of me.
20:13I have felt that way. I have. I ate my best friend yesterday. Wait. I thought I was your best
20:18friend. You are now. Oh well look at that. That bitch is gone. Yes. Totsie.
20:23But you know what. Over here we have Hello Flesh. A monthly subscription service that brings three guaranteed meat options
20:32so that you don't accidentally eat your best friend.
20:35Mmhmm. So the first one we have over here. You are a dangerous girl. First option. Brains.
20:42Wow. Let's get a little. Oh. Brains. You need to eat it. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Oh.
20:52Totsie. You have a little something on your lip. Totsie. Right here. Right here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
20:56Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Did you get it? I got it. Yep. I got it. Thank you.
20:59Yep.
20:59The next option we have is. Oh my gosh. Intestant. You can put this in the microwave if you have
21:04one or in order nowadays air fryer. Air fryer. And last is my favorite. Oh my god. Wow. We have
21:1195 eyeballs. Delicious. Yeah. All right. We have a caller on the line. All right. Happy full moon special. What's
21:18your name and where are you calling from? Hi. This is Edith and I'm calling from Queens. Oh my god.
21:24Hello. I'm from New York too. I can't hear her. I had a question about the clipper. Uh huh. Can
21:29I use it?
21:29I can use it on my coin slot. Oh. You can use it on your coin slot. I use it
21:33on my coin slot all the time. Oh. Yeah. And I've got a question for the meat lady. I have
21:38to make dinner for my husband soon. Ellis. We're getting about the taste. The eyeballs have such a deli-
21:43It almost tastes like popcorn. With butter. Mmm. With butter. Well I just want to say I bought both products.
21:50Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Well it looks like the night is ending but the full moon special
21:57will continue.
21:58Keep hitting that line my spooky sisters and see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
22:14Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Welcome my party monsters to the Home Spooky Network. I am Bloody dated.
22:20And I am mysterious, and I have bloody downs for you today.
22:26It's a full moon, and we're feeling frisky.
22:29You're looking real succulent tonight.
22:31What's your secret?
22:32Oh, honey, I can show you better than I can tell you.
22:34Here we have eternal life, the secret to change your life.
22:39How is that going to change my life?
22:41Here we have something for those who need
22:44some low darling efficiency.
22:49Oh, whoa.
22:50Okay, darling, suck it.
22:52Did we roofie this? I'll check.
22:56How does it taste, sister? How does it taste?
22:58My iron is all back. Thank you, girl.
23:01Wait, what is that you have there?
23:03My lovely bag.
23:04Oh, that bag is looking real nosy.
23:07It is very nosy. Like, I'm about to be nosy about your protein powder.
23:10Oh, my God, listen, for those gym rats out there,
23:13we have a little bit of powder.
23:15Because even in the underworld, darling, we need the trade,
23:17and the trade needs to have the muscle.
23:19We even have sweet options.
23:23No, girl. Girl, I'm on a diet.
23:25I can't be eating that red velvet.
23:30Listen.
23:32How much is your eternal life? Is it $400?
23:35It's $69, darling, already today.
23:38So call now because the specials are about to run out, darling.
23:41You know what, girl? I really loved it.
23:43But we gonna talk about something more bougie, like my body bag.
23:49The good old bougie body bag.
23:51Check out this nice, finely virginal skin.
23:57It's lotion, honey.
23:58Once you open it up, so you know it is authentic,
24:03each of the bags is gonna get this little piece here.
24:06Sister.
24:06Which is nothing but a death certificate.
24:08Oh, girl, where the hell did you die, bitch?
24:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:10You ain't talking about your dad.
24:11Hey, get about our business.
24:12You know what fits in here, sister?
24:14What?
24:14Some eternal life, girl, so you can get your life.
24:17Girl, no, ma'am.
24:18Yes, girl.
24:19We're done with that eternal life, baby.
24:22We're gonna move on to our nosy bag.
24:24Now whose weave is this?
24:25I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
24:28This bag, this hair, this finger belongs to the body.
24:33Miss.
24:33I'll carry a C. Davenport.
24:35Skinned her myself.
24:37Oh, girl, what is this?
24:37This is big and hat.
24:39What is?
24:39Girl, what is that?
24:40Oh.
24:41Girl, you into the footplay?
24:44They do that down here.
24:45Girl, hush.
24:46That wasn't supposed to be in the bag.
24:47But I'm about to ask you this one question.
24:49Girl, what?
24:49How much would you pay for these bags?
24:51Girl, listen, I will pay thousands upon thousands.
24:54This bag.
24:55How much is it tonight, sister?
24:56$69.
24:58Ooh!
24:59Oh, wait, girl.
25:00Girl, hold on.
25:01The Bluetooth working.
25:02Hello?
25:02Hi, this is Joan.
25:03I'm calling from Las Vegas.
25:05Ooh.
25:06The Sin City.
25:07I had a question about the eternal life supplements.
25:10Yes.
25:10Is it kosher?
25:12Is it what?
25:13Is it kosher?
25:14Is it what?
25:15Is it kosher?
25:17Kosher.
25:18Kosher.
25:19Kosher.
25:20Kosher with a K.
25:20A kosher.
25:21A kosher.
25:22Is it kosher?
25:23Who the hell is that?
25:24Girl, oh my Jesus.
25:26I have a question for the bougie bag lady.
25:29Now the bag, is it circumcised?
25:31Well, the only one that is circumcised is a small bag.
25:35So if I rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase.
25:38If you rub it, it might spit on you and call you Susan.
25:41How many of these bags do you want, baby?
25:43All of them.
25:44And I want all the eternal supplements.
25:46I'm gonna get my purse right now.
25:48Goodbye.
25:48Goodbye, girl.
25:49Ooh, girl, hold on.
25:50The sun is rising and it's getting hot in here.
25:52We'll see you next time on the Home Spooky Network!
26:00Boo!
26:01Did you miss me?
26:03My name is Moon Collins.
26:04I am Queen Nefertiti, but my friends call me Titi.
26:08And we would like to welcome you all here to the home, the Spooktackler Network.
26:12Boo!
26:13Have you ever been so cold that you just...
26:15Oh, yeah.
26:16You look like your little icy bitch.
26:17Have you ever been so cold you need something just to warm you up?
26:20Oh, yes.
26:21Well, I have here the rapture.
26:23Oh, praise the Lord.
26:24It's an infinity star, but when I tell you it just keeps going and going and going.
26:30It's woven by my subjects one by one.
26:32A long time ago, right before they actually came and snatched me up out of my tomb.
26:36Did I tell you about a time they snatched me out of my tomb and brought me down to Louisiana?
26:40Is that where you're on tour?
26:41Oh, girl, when I tell you I've been on display non-stop.
26:45I wanted to actually demonstrate to show you a few things about how my scarf actually works.
26:50All right.
26:50Oh, Boo Crew.
26:52Hello there.
26:53How are you?
26:54And welcome here.
26:55So we're going to take this around.
26:57And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
27:01And if your man has been a little frisky, we're going to make him a skirt.
27:04And if he has ugly feet, we can hide those, too.
27:07You know, this is very, very reminiscent of the Shroud of Turin.
27:11They had the good guy all wrapped up, didn't they?
27:13If this is good enough for the Lord, this is good enough for you.
27:17And I'm sure everybody out there is just wondering in their bones how much this lovely scarf will cost you.
27:2269 gold bars today.
27:24And, of course, the Rapture Wrap would go very well with the most amazing cosmetics line that you have seen.
27:30Never.
27:31If you want to look pretty good for a dead bitch, Glost is for you.
27:36Now, I have many, many beautiful products.
27:38My favorite is our ectoplasmic highlighter.
27:41Does it come in deceased?
27:43It comes in white.
27:45This glows right through sheets.
27:48You don't need to cut holes into your expensive sheets anymore.
27:51And definitely don't cut up the rapture.
27:52Yeah.
27:53And if you order any of our fabulous products today, I am giving away our fabulous concealer.
27:59And I would like to try it on our boo crew, of course.
28:03Hello.
28:04What's up?
28:04And, of course, you want to put your concealer on where you have the darkest of circles.
28:09Turn around.
28:10Your dark circle's back there.
28:12I'll be right back.
28:13Oh, my gosh.
28:14I'm kidding.
28:15I'm kidding.
28:16This is a family network.
28:18There we go.
28:20This there is ghostly gorgeous.
28:22I am so confident in this product.
28:24I would like to show you something.
28:26Now, I'm feeling a little nervous about this.
28:29Don't be afraid.
28:35Oh, my golly.
28:38This is before Glost.
28:39I have the same on this side of my face.
28:41I did die in a fire.
28:42Cigarette fell asleep.
28:44We'll talk about it later.
28:45That's so sad.
28:46Now, we are feeling generous here at the Home Booky Network.
28:50Yes, we are.
28:50And I am selling my fabulous Glost products for $69 as well.
28:56Leave the man alone.
28:58Hey.
28:59Wrap me all night long.
29:01We have a caller, TT.
29:03So, let's take our caller.
29:04Let's take our first caller.
29:04Caller, are you there?
29:05Yes, I'm here.
29:07My name is Betty.
29:09I have a question about the rapture.
29:13Oh.
29:14Is it long enough to cover someone's face?
29:17I want to buy one for my friend, Joan.
29:19But yes, the rapture is definitely long enough to wrap your friend's face.
29:23So, what we are going to do, we are going to take the rapture and this is your friend's face.
29:26This is a nice looking young man.
29:28So, I don't know what your friend's face is looking like.
29:30But you just take that rapture and you wrap it a few times.
29:32Could the person whose face is currently being wrapped, could they say a few words?
29:38No, they cannot.
29:39Well then, I'll take ten.
29:42For the beautiful cosmetics, lady.
29:44Are your cosmetics cruelty free?
29:49No, they are not.
29:50I just ordered the entire line of cosmetics and all of the scots.
29:56Goodbye.
29:57Goodbye.
29:58Goodbye.
29:58You have a blessed day.
29:59I have been the one and the only Moe and Collins.
30:02And I am Queen Nefertiti.
30:03But again, my friends call Petiti.
30:05Have a great night.
30:06Mwah, mwah.
30:07We'll haunt you in your dreams.
30:09Abu.
30:26This is it.
30:27It's our last day.
30:29It's our last day.
30:30It's our last day.
30:31And your nasty, nasty wig is all over my chair.
30:34Your zombie wig.
30:36This is how I felt after that challenge.
30:38Just scalp?
30:39I'm scalped.
30:40Just scalp.
30:40You're not plucked anymore.
30:41Just scalp.
30:43Dawn and I did absolutely amazing on that Homespoken Network segment.
30:48I felt like I interacted with her very well.
30:50And there's only two spots in the semifinals.
30:52So I need to win this challenge.
30:55And I need some MVQ points.
30:57Please.
30:58You did look amazing in that commercial.
31:00Sister, honestly, you have been such a support system for me these past weeks.
31:04That's what we're supposed to do.
31:06Like, I would have never thought Morgan McMichaels.
31:09I'm taking another alcoholic.
31:10That's okay.
31:11I didn't ask.
31:12I said I'm taking it.
31:13Oh, well, sorry, bitch.
31:15I'm stressed.
31:16I'm stressing.
31:16I'm stressing.
31:17Well, it is a stressful day.
31:18Kier is at six.
31:19You're at four.
31:19I'm at three.
31:20Morphine is at two.
31:21Lucky is at two.
31:22Mystique is at one.
31:23I mean, I carried up five points last week.
31:26No, I know.
31:27It is truly anyone's game.
31:28It could go anywhere.
31:29Whoever's in the bottom.
31:30Control this game.
31:31Control the game.
31:32Yeah.
31:33What I have learned these past two weeks is that winning just the challenge is not enough.
31:39I have won two challenges.
31:40I only have four points.
31:41Do you think if I were in the top tonight, I would be deserving of points because I won
31:46all three challenges?
31:47I don't think anybody deserves anything.
31:49I'm like looking at everything in general.
31:52Yeah.
31:53Fuck.
31:54I'm in second place in the game, but feeling a little concerned because I don't think any
32:00of these girls will give me points.
32:02Maybe Morphine, but then if Morphine wins, she can't give me a point.
32:05I'm not okay.
32:07I'm losing my fucking marbles right now.
32:12Sister, how was everything?
32:14I'm good.
32:14How do you feel about it?
32:15I was very disappointed to be honest yesterday.
32:18Why?
32:18Because I wanted more collaboration between us.
32:22And at one point you were just like, oh, girl, shut up, girl.
32:25First off, you was going totally out of order and out of sync.
32:29I was trying to collaborate and just like banter more.
32:32Right.
32:33But we can't jump from product to product to product because that confuses people.
32:37I don't know.
32:38If I would have let Lucky just do whatever, it would have threw me and my script completely
32:43off.
32:44And then the judges will say, well, y'all was a hot ass mess.
32:47No, ma'am.
32:48And plus the whole cake aspect, you smashed the cake in your mouth and cake went everywhere.
32:53Well, yeah, because we need to like go crazy.
32:55This is campy.
32:55This is fun.
32:56You know what I mean?
32:56Like we can't be worried about getting cake on a dress and like.
32:59No, no, no.
32:59I told you up front, I don't want to get white on this game.
33:04Mystique was so sweet in the beginning.
33:05We had such a nice connection.
33:07And now it's like, girl, I even want to get my point back from week one because this
33:13lit such a bitter taste in my mouth.
33:15And I'm not talking about the fucking cake.
33:17So how do you feel about our commercial?
33:19I feel like it was cute, but I feel like there's parts with me that could have been better.
33:24But it was still fabulous.
33:26Yeah.
33:26But once in your life?
33:29I know that Akiri and I smashed this challenge.
33:32We had fun.
33:32We did what we needed to do to be in the top two.
33:35I am a little nervous, though, because just like the rest of the girls, I'm still going
33:39to depend on an NVQ point or two to get into the semifinals.
33:44If you find it in your hearts to give me an NVQ point because I've been such a nice girl
33:48to all of you, then that would be amazing.
33:50Is this where the campaigning starts?
33:52Yeah, girl.
33:53Okay.
33:54Right?
33:54If I'm not in the top two this week, I'm going to have to decide who I'm going to give
33:58my NVQ point, too.
34:00And for me, it's about who I believe should be representing bracket one in the semifinal.
34:10Asmira, for MBQ.
34:13Will twerk for an NVQ point.
34:15Will twerk for an NVQ point.
34:18I can.
34:40Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
34:45It's Michelle Visage.
34:47Now, Michelle, what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
34:51I bought breast enhancement cream.
34:54Oh.
34:55Spoiler alert, it didn't work.
34:57Was it kosher?
35:00The irrepressible T.S. Madison.
35:03What's the craziest thing you ever bought off the TV?
35:05I bought this manifestation bracelet that never worked.
35:08I kept rubbing it and rubbing it, honey, thinking that I was going to get a hairy man.
35:13And all I ended up with was me.
35:17And our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.
35:21Hello, my love.
35:22Hello.
35:23And what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
35:25I bought a Thighmaster from Suzanne Somers, which is how I got my infamous stars.
35:32Now, that works.
35:33So happy you're here.
35:35This week, we challenged our All-Stars to sell monster merch on the home spooky network.
35:41All-Stars, start your engines.
35:43And may the best drag queen win.
35:47The back of the house.
35:49The category is Paris, France.
35:53A perk.
35:55Dawn.
35:56Bonsoir!
35:57It is me, the fashion rock.
35:59Did somebody say rabies?
36:03Listen, I've never been to Paris, but I love the movie Ryder to Eve.
36:07Paris has a real rap problem.
36:09This dress is fashion, it's camp, and it's quintessential dawn with an elevated little twist.
36:17Listen, I hear that she gets all the tail.
36:23Up next, Morphine Love Dion.
36:26Rue, her pussy is literally on fire.
36:30For tonight's runway, I'm giving Paris catacombs.
36:34The candles are lit up, the smoke is coming out of the dress.
36:38Only you can prevent runway fires.
36:41And I have about 20,000 skulls on me, and they're all from former Rue Girls.
36:48Just kidding.
36:49Morphine, you've never looked more beautiful.
36:51Here you go.
36:53Death actually becomes her.
36:54Yes, it does.
36:58Up next, lucky stars.
37:00Pop goes the easel.
37:04I am the Lou, darling.
37:06And I have on the biggest paint palette in the world.
37:10And probably the biggest headpiece in drag race history.
37:15You gotta fact check that shit.
37:18Oh, she's giving us an Eiffel.
37:20I'm so fucking proud of it.
37:22I'm just feeling so accomplished right now.
37:24Bidding starts at $20.
37:28Up next, Mystique Summers.
37:31The notes of this perfume are, you cannot afford me.
37:34Oh, oh, oh.
37:35I'm giving the black Charlize Theron her ad campaign for an iconic fragrance, which is based in Paris.
37:43Spray a little fragrance here, a little there.
37:46Very, very regal-like.
37:48This look is deorable.
37:50This might become a signature mystique look.
37:54Clock vet body.
37:55Watch out, Rihanna.
37:58Up next, Akira C. Davenport.
38:02Ooh.
38:03Bitch, we are bananas this week.
38:05Shout out to Josephine Baker, the Parisian icon.
38:08Baker?
38:08I don't even know him.
38:11Yes, I made this.
38:13Bitch, I think this is a thousand bananas.
38:15And guess what?
38:15They're all fully rhinestone.
38:17How much for just one banana?
38:19Mm, a point.
38:20Oh.
38:21I feel so sexy, like, you girls can't take all of this.
38:25She put the ass in potassium.
38:31Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
38:33Oh, it's Joan of Crawford.
38:35I know her very well.
38:37I'm giving Joan of Arc French heroin.
38:40Ooh, who needs a purse?
38:42Joan of Arc is also a style of cutlery, so that is on my armor.
38:46And I'm feeling very, very warrior-esque.
38:49What the fork?
38:51Joan of Arc fought for what is right.
38:53She fought against tyranny.
38:55And I love a strong woman.
38:57God told her to do it.
39:10Welcome, Queens.
39:12Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
39:16Tonight, I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
39:23Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
39:31Ladykins, this is the last week of your bracket.
39:35The top two Queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals.
39:40And the chance to win a grand prize of $200,000.
39:46Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
39:47Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
39:50First up, Dawn.
39:51You gave us buzzkill razor, and you were in control, and you were leading it, and it
39:59felt very believable.
40:02You did a great job with the constant hustling and thinking of things to say.
40:06Oh, do I have a deal for you!
40:08And I love this look.
40:10Your eye makeup is just gorgeous.
40:12You're like a beautiful rat.
40:14I get told that a lot.
40:16You have learned how to hone the essence of Dawn, and it's been lovely to watch.
40:22Thank you so much.
40:23That means a lot.
40:24All right, up next, Morphine Love Dion.
40:27Morphine, I love this look.
40:29Honey, let me tell you something.
40:30A little skull and bone ain't never hurt nobody.
40:33Uh-uh, never.
40:33I'm just transfixed by this Skeletor thing moving with you while you talk.
40:39It's really amazing.
40:41I just say it's really deep.
40:43In your shopping presentation, I thought you two were wonderful together.
40:46Kudos to you for being covered in gross, disgusting blood and doing the bald cap thing, because
40:52it was gross, but you made it funny.
40:54I wasn't as big a fan.
40:57Dawn created a rapport with the people at home, but you did not.
41:01You're there to get people to buy things.
41:03I never wanted to buy your meat.
41:07Up next, Lucky Stars.
41:10Lucky, I have to say, I didn't know what type of vampire you were.
41:15So I was inspired by a fungus.
41:16I was inspired by a Venus flytrap.
41:18But it didn't help to sell the product the way maybe a more traditional take on a vampire
41:23would have.
41:24I think the biggest struggle that I had, Lucky, was when it was done, I still didn't know what
41:28you were really selling.
41:29There were some misinterpretations that were unintentionally funny.
41:35You didn't know what kosher was.
41:37You live in Florida.
41:39I wish you had paid as much attention to what you were selling that you do in your drag,
41:45because the details here are magnificent.
41:48This outfit is amazing.
41:50You are gorgeous tonight.
41:52Thank you so much.
41:53I appreciate that.
41:54That's an honor.
41:55Up next, Mystique Summers.
41:58Mystique.
41:59When Lucky felt insecure or not sure about what she was going to say next, you were there.
42:04Every one of those bags I would have bought, the way that you came around in front of the
42:09counter and told me they had death certificates.
42:12That's right.
42:13It was just everything.
42:14You had done your homework.
42:15You were a little mean.
42:17I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
42:20But you were good.
42:21This outfit, I love the color.
42:23The concept for Paris is light.
42:25I think you're doing like a perfume ad.
42:28Correct.
42:29I think it's dazzling and you look gorgeous.
42:31Your makeup is beautiful.
42:32But I just wonder if there was maybe a way to really drive home that reference a little
42:36bit better.
42:37Okay.
42:38Up next, Akeria C. Davenport.
42:41Akeria, baby, you sold me a rap.
42:43Listen, it was woven by your subjects.
42:46Yes.
42:47Come on, Queen T.T.
42:48Queen T.T.
42:49You, lady, were my favorite.
42:51I laughed out loud more times than I did watching anybody else.
42:54There were so many lines that I quoted afterwards I thought were really just so genuinely funny.
42:59And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
43:02You looked great.
43:03And you have a very distinctive personality.
43:06But my issue had to do with looking at the camera.
43:09Because when you don't look at the camera, it feels like what you're saying with your
43:13body language is, don't look at me.
43:15I want to defer to my partner.
43:18Now, this concept here is so fabulous.
43:21I've never seen a Josephine Baker done this way.
43:24It's very, very smart.
43:25And you look so beautiful.
43:29Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
43:32You chose Joan of Arc.
43:33Of course you did.
43:34I think my favorite part about this is that hair.
43:36That hair is such a fun shape and cutout.
43:39This is what we're looking for on an all-star stage.
43:42That level of wink, wink, nudge, nudge, but done to a couture level.
43:47And that's what this looks like.
43:49Just beautiful.
43:50In the Television Shopping Network segment, I loved how you worked with the product.
43:56I thought it was great how you prepared the part of your skin to show and show the before
44:02and after.
44:02I thought that was really smart.
44:03Favorite line.
44:04When Akira said, does it come in deceased?
44:06And you said, it comes in white.
44:08I thought you were really good.
44:10You had bits.
44:11You had product information all prepared.
44:14You delivered a host.
44:17Thank you, all-stars.
44:18I think we've heard enough.
44:19While you untuck, the judges and I will deliberate.
44:23Oh, and one last detail.
44:26This week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ point on the main stage, immediately
44:34following the final lip sync.
44:36You may leave the stage.
44:41All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
44:45Now, we're looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
44:47I think we can all across this panel agree that Dawn did pretty much everything right.
44:52She seemed the most like a host that you would see on QDC or HSN.
44:57And I just loved the Parisian rat.
45:00It was so clever and so chic.
45:02Christina, but I think you meant so squeak.
45:05What I loved about Morphine was basically her connection to Dawn.
45:09She just really relied on the camaraderie she had with Dawn, which was good.
45:13But the Phantom of the Opera look was so well done, so great.
45:19This is where she was strong at.
45:21Lucky was flat.
45:23She was treading water.
45:24I mean, I've seen notes for Ratu, honey, but that was just notes, don't do it.
45:28But I really thought her runway look was fantastic.
45:32I'd like to see.
45:33She was a hit for me in the infomercial.
45:36She made a mistake to me, which was allowing the person that you're working with to annoy her.
45:40It was kind of funny because it gave her an angle.
45:44I loved the way she looked on the runway, but it was not the same level of concept or execution
45:50that the other girls did.
45:52Well, I do have to say that Akiria was one of my favorites next to Mystique.
45:56I think that she did sell it.
45:58I thought she was funny.
45:59I thought she had lines.
46:00She sold that wrap.
46:02Yeah, you're right.
46:02She did have some prepared stuff, which was good.
46:06Could have been better.
46:07But the Paris look was fabulous.
46:09And I'm here for it.
46:12Morgan is one of the most quick-witted kids that I have ever met.
46:17And she nailed this challenge.
46:18Her Joan of Arc look was incredible.
46:20And it was so perfectly executed.
46:22You expect a drag queen to take an editorial viewpoint that is unexpected, that's beautiful.
46:29And that's exactly what she did with this Joan of Arc look.
46:32All right.
46:33Silence.
46:34I have made my decision.
46:36Really?
46:36Yes, I have.
46:38Bring back my all-stars.
46:47Welcome back, all-stars.
46:49Based on your home spooky network performances and your Paris-France runway presentations,
46:57I've made some decisions.
46:59The top two all-stars of the week are Don and Morgan McMichaels.
47:16Contragulations.
47:17You've each earned two points.
47:20The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
47:25I love you.
47:32Don and Morgan.
47:34This week, you were both top sellers.
47:36But tonight, there can only be one winner.
47:41Two all-stars stand before me.
47:44Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, win $10,000,
47:49and earn a coveted extra point in the Tournament of All-Stars.
47:56Time has come.
47:58For you to lip-sync for your legacy.
48:06I'm one point off of the semifinals.
48:08Don has six.
48:09Akira has six.
48:10I have five.
48:11One extra point could make or break me.
48:14Still never won a lip-sync.
48:15In fact, I've lost a Morgan already,
48:17and I feel like winning the lip-sync is the only way to, like, secure my spot.
48:22I want to get this fucking cat.
48:26Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
48:31We're about to be up on night, waking up a zombie.
48:34So put your cards all over me, you zombie boy, you zombie boy.
48:45See you over there, in the back of this party,
48:49and your girlfriend isn't cute, yeah, your girlfriend isn't cute.
48:53Boy inside a cage, looking angry and tired,
48:56like you've been up to date, like you've been up to date.
49:00Cause you're an animal, an animal, and you're closing in on my eyes.
49:08Oh, I can't see you straight, and my hands are dry.
49:11I could be a type, I guess I'll be fine.
49:15No, I can't see you straight.
49:17Morgan is giving me the rocker chick fantasy,
49:20and Don is giving me a sickening rat.
49:30I can't see you in my dreams.
49:54I can't see you straight, and my hands are dry.
49:59I could be a type, I guess I'll be fine.
50:02And I'm officially straight, I guess I'll be fine.
50:06I can't see you straight, and my hands are dry.
50:09When I feel like I'm talking, when I feel like I'm talking,
50:13so put your cards all over me, you zombie boy.
50:17Oh.
50:19Oh.
50:21Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
50:29All-stars, I've made my decision.
50:39Don, contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
50:41Oh, thank you so much.
50:44You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
50:47And you've earned an extra point.
50:50Contragulations.
50:52Akira, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique.
50:57Please step forward.
51:07Bottom four.
51:08It's time for you to give your MVQ point
51:11to the all-star you believe
51:13is the most valuable queen of the week.
51:17Choose wisely, because your MVQ point
51:20could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
51:24In the event of a tie, the final decision of who moves forward
51:28will be mine to make.
51:31Currently, Don has seven points.
51:35Akeria has six points.
51:38Morgan has five points.
51:41Morphine and Lucky have two points each.
51:43And Mystique has one point.
51:47Queens, write down the name of your MVQ now.
51:54This point ceremony is very gaggy, because you don't know what is going to happen.
51:59The emotions are high.
52:00Morphine is crying.
52:01Dawn is sitting there with all these points.
52:03Morgan and Akeria are so close.
52:06Mystique is over there.
52:08Still mad about Kate.
52:09I don't know what is going to happen now.
52:11Lipsticks down.
52:16Akeria, which queen gets your MVQ point?
52:22Huh.
52:23The queen I decided to give my MVQ point to this week
52:27showed me a new side of friendship and sisterhood.
52:29I know this decision could really take me out this game.
52:34I'm really being fucked in the brain right now.
52:37Like, with no lube.
52:40I'm deciding to give the point that I have to give away.
52:45To Morgan McMichaels.
52:47Thank you, sister.
52:52Is that a half point?
52:54That takes Morgan to six points.
52:57Lucky, who gets your MVQ point?
53:01This queen is someone who has been like a guardian angel to me,
53:06and she inspires me to believe in myself.
53:09And I've decided on this night
53:13to give my point to Morgan McMichaels.
53:19That takes Morgan to seven points.
53:26Morphe, who gets your MVQ point?
53:31This queen, um, I couldn't be here without her.
53:35She's my sister, and I'm so proud of her.
53:38And I just want her to move forward
53:39and represent season 16.
53:41So my point goes to my sister, Dawn.
53:44Thank you, baby.
53:46I love you.
53:48That takes Dawn to eight points.
53:52Dawn has made it into the semifinals,
53:54but Ikeri and I are both still in the running.
53:57There's only one point left,
53:59the point coming from Mystique Summers in Madison.
54:02So, is it a bit nail-biting?
54:04Fuck yeah, it's nail-biting.
54:07Mystique, who gets your MVQ point?
54:14Being last in line,
54:16I'm the wild card
54:17because no one knows the type of game I'm playing.
54:19And my point can change everything.
54:23It's all about who you truly believe in
54:25and who you want to represent your bracket.
54:29I believe in this one person.
54:31I believe they have what it takes
54:32because they're so humble
54:34and pretty much an underdog
54:36that everybody should watch out for.
54:38I'm giving Maya a point, too.
54:43Akeria.
54:47That takes Akeria to seven points.
54:50Thank you so much.
54:52Oh, fuck, bitch.
54:54That's a tie.
54:55That dusty crusty hole.
54:59All stars.
55:00All the points for this bracket
55:02have now been awarded,
55:04which means,
55:05Dawn, with eight points,
55:07you are advancing to the semifinals.
55:10Condragulation.
55:12What the fuck?
55:14I get to go to the semifinals.
55:15I don't know what to do.
55:17I don't know how to handle it.
55:18I think I get a cat.
55:20I think I get a cat.
55:21Morgan, Akeria.
55:23With seven points each,
55:26you're tied second place.
55:28And I am the tiebreaker.
55:30I want this so bad,
55:32but Morgan is a real sister.
55:35And my heart has just literally
55:37shitted itself.
55:40Based on your performances tonight
55:42and all season long,
55:45I've made my decision.
55:48I really want to go.
55:49And I really want Akeria to go.
55:51But Dawn already got one spot.
55:53So, fingers crossed that it's me.
56:00Akeria,
56:01you are moving on to the semifinals.
56:04Condragulation.
56:08Oh!
56:09I'm in the fucking semifinals.
56:10I want to run up to Rue
56:11and kiss her right now.
56:12She probably would have cursed me out.
56:14That would have been okay.
56:15Because I was still going
56:16to the semifinals.
56:20Had there been any other bitch,
56:21I'd be pissed.
56:22But it's Akeria,
56:23and that bitch
56:24is a force to be reckoned with.
56:25And I love her to pieces.
56:27Morgan,
56:29Morphine,
56:30Lucky,
56:31and Mystique.
56:32All is not lost.
56:34Do you still have a chance
56:36to be this season's
56:37comeback queen?
56:41At the end of bracket number three,
56:44Michelle and I
56:45will choose
56:46three eliminated queens
56:47to be entered
56:49into the wild card lottery.
56:51The one all-star chosen
56:53will join the competition
56:55starting in the semifinals
56:57with a chance to win
56:59the grand prize
57:00of $200,000.
57:04Sick name.
57:05That's crazy.
57:07Queens,
57:08from the bottom of my heart,
57:10thank you
57:11for all your hard work.
57:13And remember,
57:14if you can't love yourself,
57:16how the hell
57:16you gonna love somebody else?
57:17Can I get an amen
57:18up in here?
57:19Amen.
57:20All right,
57:20now let the music play.
57:25The body's ready
57:26to boom you bitches
57:27out the way
57:28and twerk her way
57:29straight to their crown.
57:34The battle's not yet won,
57:36my live.
57:36And bitch,
57:37I'm ready to wake it up.
57:37Ready for you.
57:39Bracket two.
57:40Bracket three.
57:40Semifinals.
57:42Let's go!
57:43Mwah!
57:44vesVO at the bottom of my heart,
57:45and vent all the cracks in the crusaders.
57:46See you later in the spring until
57:46it's early,
57:46then,
57:46and your hands
57:46in the ĐœĐ°Đ¶mosis!
57:47And your hands
57:47The kommis
57:48ride.
57:48There won't
57:48Le wird
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