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Celebs Go Dating Season 15 Episode 6
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00:00Shall we play the dick and vagina game?
00:02And David's temperature rose on his date with Firefighter Thomas.
00:06Before he was left out in the cold.
00:12I'm locked out.
00:14We're not that cold, it's Tedder's.
00:16Tonight!
00:17Welcome to Spain!
00:19There's dressing up.
00:22Dressing down.
00:23Do you know why we're here?
00:24No, I have no idea.
00:26And whatever the hell this is.
00:28We've come to feel the frequencies.
00:30As our celebs?
00:31Can I tell them about the barbecue?
00:33Yes!
00:34Go!
00:35Hold on!
00:38Stop it!
00:39Vibrating!
00:40Hi.
00:40I'm in the mood.
00:42Me and all, I've got one of them in purple.
00:50Welcome to Celebs Go Dating,
00:52where we've splashed a load of cash
00:54to fly our love-hungry stars out to Tenerife
00:56and set them up in a swanky villa
00:58to see if they can score in the sunshine.
01:02And after another fun-filled day and night
01:04on their sexy package holiday,
01:05the celebs are rising and shining
01:07and regrouping at Brekkie.
01:10Oh, nice glasses.
01:11Coolie!
01:12Oh, nice apron.
01:13Here he is.
01:14Hello.
01:16We love a domestic man.
01:17With muscles.
01:18I thought you'd like a bit of food.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Because you had your big dates, didn't you?
01:21We did.
01:22Gabby and yourself.
01:24How are you feeling?
01:24Yeah, do you know what?
01:26Like, obviously, he came back.
01:27We spoke around the pool for a bit.
01:29I definitely want to see him again.
01:30But because it was such a good day,
01:31I'm also excited to see what else is out there
01:34and, like, have fun.
01:35What about you, Gabby?
01:36How are you feeling after?
01:38Well, I think if I was to go for another date with him,
01:42maybe it would be better because he would be less nervous,
01:46but do I have time to do that?
01:47Hmm.
01:48I think you need a bit of electricity.
01:50Yeah.
01:50What I want for you is for your whole genital arena
01:54to be on fire.
01:55Me too.
01:56Where did you get tickets for a genital arena?
01:58Mine's more of a stadium.
02:00Great acoustics, apparently.
02:02Close for repairs.
02:03Close for refurbishment.
02:04Steve will see.
02:05Blood damage.
02:07Mine's like a one-man pop-up tent.
02:08Easy to erect.
02:09Impossible to get down again.
02:14Elsewhere on the island,
02:15A-dubs Dr T and PCB
02:17are at the agency's international headquarters
02:19where they're having a rooftop rendezvous,
02:21which is French for doing bugger all.
02:25So what are we doing today, guys?
02:27Good question.
02:28Oh, do you know what?
02:29It's actually a really busy day.
02:30Don't make me laugh.
02:31Gabby and David have been on their dates.
02:33That's right.
02:34Yeah.
02:34Oh, and David's coming in today.
02:36He is.
02:37Can't wait to talk to them.
02:38Yeah.
02:38Let's see how this date did go.
02:40Let's see how this date did go.
02:42Is it vodka, that orange juice?
02:43And also, exciting,
02:45Stephen's joining us today.
02:47Oh, yes.
02:47Finally.
02:48Yeah, this is good.
02:49Yeah.
02:49We've picked an absolute bobby dancer for him.
02:52Stephen and James are going on a date together.
02:54Why don't we pop along to the Stephen and James date?
02:58I would love to.
02:59Where will you find the time?
03:00And Colleen's going on a date,
03:02so I'm going to pop by the villa,
03:04you know, a little girl cheerleader moment,
03:06and maybe bring a little gift.
03:08Oh, okay.
03:09A little gift or a big gift.
03:10Well, you should know this.
03:11It's not about the size of it.
03:12It's what you do with it.
03:14It's the...
03:14Oh, here we go.
03:15It's the motion in the ocean.
03:17Oh, there's a spark in the dark.
03:19There's a glide in my ride.
03:21There's fizz in my...
03:22That's enough of that.
03:23This tends to be the case, I've noticed,
03:25is that the moment that you talk about someone's penis size,
03:29if they have a relatively small penis,
03:31they're hyper-defensive about it.
03:33We've had celebs.
03:34Oh.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37They've nearly quit.
03:38What?
03:38Talk about a knob.
03:40What?
03:41I didn't quit, though, did I?
03:42They're not talking about me anyway, all right?
03:45Right, let's get back to the Singleton Villa,
03:47where there are dates aplenty on the beautiful sunny horizon.
03:51You three are going on a date today.
03:52We are.
03:53Yes.
03:54I'm really excited now about dating Steve.
03:56We might be quite compatible.
03:58How are you feeling about your date?
03:59I'm sure.
03:59I'm actually really excited.
04:00For me, it's got to be a spark.
04:03It's got to be that chemistry.
04:04Where do you feel your spark?
04:05In your heart or your...?
04:06Yeah, mine's always in the old...
04:09Especially when it's plugged into the old...
04:11No, I think for me, I'm actually...
04:14Do you know what?
04:14It's very easy to have one without the other.
04:16So true.
04:16And so I'm trying to make sure the two match.
04:19Yeah.
04:20So true.
04:21How about you?
04:23Yeah, how about you?
04:25I'm so excited about your date.
04:26I'm so excited about your date.
04:27I'm so excited about your date.
04:28What are you?
04:28Steve's such a spunk.
04:29Yeah, he is spunky.
04:30He's so hot and salt and pepper and he's spunky.
04:32To be fair, I'd eat anything with salt and pepper on it.
04:34Chicken, chips, spunk.
04:35Are you excited?
04:36I am nervous but I am looking forward to it.
04:39I think I've picked a really good one.
04:41No, definitely.
04:44With the celebs' bellies nicely lined after another free breakfast, Gabby's helping Lucinda
04:48do some zhuzhing ahead of her date with the moustached maestro who whet her appetite at the
04:53mixer.
04:54Spoish, spoish.
04:55I'm really excited to get to know Steve.
04:58I think, like, he had such good vibes in that room.
05:02Yes.
05:02He's a high vibes guy.
05:04Might have just been his pacemaker playing up.
05:06I will let you know later tonight if I have grabbed Steve and Viver.
05:10Cock and balls?
05:11What are they?
05:12What do you call those things?
05:13The salt and peppers?
05:14You know, the love spud, thunder junk, forbidden bean bag.
05:17Handlebars?
05:17Oh right, handlebar moustache again, of course, yeah.
05:21There'll be a moment where you just know and you'll grab the handlebars or you won't.
05:24I'm sure he's up for a ride.
05:29While Lucinda revs herself up over at their villa, the agents have stopped pissing about
05:34on the roof and are down to agency business, where David's on the way to debrief his date
05:38with Thomas.
05:39Hello you cheeky boggers!
05:42And wake up the neighbours.
05:43How are we?
05:44I can't.
05:45Oh!
05:47I want to clap you in.
05:48Clap you in.
05:49Clap you in.
05:51So you had your date with Thomas.
05:53Yes.
05:54Give us all the tea.
05:55The date was so good.
05:57It was so much fun.
05:59It was a nice little rollercoaster of communication.
06:02We had highs.
06:03I was vulnerable.
06:05Conversation was flowing.
06:06He was a bit cheeky flirty, so I could be a bit cheeky flirty.
06:10And then I took him back to the villa.
06:12Oh.
06:13That's a big step.
06:14Yeah.
06:14It's lots of steps actually.
06:16They're places much further from the coast.
06:18Had a little private chat.
06:20Just us two by the poo wall.
06:22And then I sent him on his way.
06:23I bet he loved that.
06:24Invited back.
06:25Then sent packing.
06:26How do you feel that you were vulnerable with Thomas?
06:29Yes.
06:30So there is obviously vulnerable sides of me.
06:32And one of them is when it comes to a relationship.
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:36So I said that to him, like, sometimes I get a little bit nervous.
06:39I get a little bit freaked out.
06:40And I'm a bit like, oh, how's this going to go?
06:43It was really nice.
06:44He was like, thank you so much for sharing that with me.
06:46There you go.
06:47And I was like, I can't believe I've just done that.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Because normally I would have just laughed it off.
06:51You know what the feedback he gave us was?
06:53Oh, go on.
06:54He had a great time.
06:55Oh.
06:56He thought you were vulnerable.
06:57You were just absolutely amazing.
07:00He loved his time with you.
07:01He botched about 14 tequilas as well, remember?
07:04I'm really proud of you for that because you laugh everything off.
07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08And that is a defence mechanism.
07:09Mm-hmm.
07:10So really well done that you allowed yourself to be vulnerable
07:13around where you feel fragile in relationships.
07:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:17So that's great and lovely feedback from Thomas.
07:19Seriously, tequila, the mind's lubricant.
07:22What happened at the end of the night?
07:24They made sweet, sweet love.
07:25No kissing.
07:26Oh.
07:27I definitely want to see him again,
07:29but I'm also very excited to see other people.
07:31I think this is a great spot, David.
07:32You're now open to see him again, but also other people.
07:35Mm-hmm.
07:35Like, you're winning.
07:36Yeah.
07:36This is good, this is good.
07:38We could not be happier with David.
07:40He has had incredible feedback.
07:42He clearly wants to date more as well, which is fantastic,
07:45because we have the perfect little event planned for him
07:48and the other celebs.
07:49David, tomorrow, the three of us are coming to yours for...
07:54An important intervention concerning your love lives
07:57and overall happiness in this precious existence we call life?
07:59A barbecue.
08:00Oh, nice!
08:02Qualy, I fucking love a barbecue.
08:04Oh, I love a barbecue.
08:05Barbecue party!
08:06Yeah!
08:06And David...
08:07Yeah.
08:08...well done.
08:09Thank you, guys.
08:10Bye-bye.
08:11Bye-bye.
08:13Can I tell them about the barbecue?
08:15Yes!
08:16Yes!
08:18Check out those tasty chicken drumsticks.
08:25Hoping for some hot sausage later is Lucinda,
08:27who's headed to the windswept seafront for a date with handlebar Steve
08:30in a setting to remind them both of all their previous relationships on the rocks.
08:36I'm really excited to see Steve.
08:38I think he's going to be a fascinating person to get to know.
08:41I mean, they've twisted up handlebars.
08:43Somebody stop me.
08:45I can hear Steve is incoming.
08:50The absolute bad man.
08:53He looks pumped for this.
08:55A little bit nervous about whether Lucinda's going to like me.
08:59Maybe not.
09:00But looking forward to meeting her again, having a bit more time, getting to know her,
09:05seeing how it goes.
09:06Look at that, Tash.
09:07It's like two mice snogging.
09:11Ah, Steve.
09:13Welcome to Spain.
09:15Oh, Lucinda.
09:16Hello, gorgeous.
09:17It's so nice to see you again after all this time.
09:21This stash has got a life of its own, doesn't it?
09:23The wind's not helping.
09:24No, it's brilliant, though.
09:25It's waving around in the wind.
09:27Cheers.
09:28Shall we get comfortable, you see?
09:29You can try.
09:30Let's hope Steve knows a good chiropractor.
09:32Bean bag on a rock.
09:34It's good.
09:35Fucking hell.
09:37You look lovely.
09:39Even amongst the wind's wetness.
09:41I think being an Aussie, the whole nature thing is not going to impact you.
09:45No, we are a little bit at one with nectar.
09:48You know what?
09:49I'm just going to hike myself up a bit, Stan.
09:51I'm really just going to get crazy.
09:52Come closer.
09:54You're going to roll away on the bean bags.
09:56Yeah, I'm really curious to get to know you because, yeah, like from the mix,
09:59I just felt like the most...
10:01Mustache?
10:04Fun, energised, interesting.
10:06I was just curious, you know?
10:08Yeah, I'm very...
10:09Mustache?
10:10Go with the flow, take as it comes, try different things.
10:13You look quite relaxed, actually.
10:15I try to, but you are a big personality.
10:18You're not intimidating, I hope.
10:20Um, no.
10:21You're like a unicorn, aren't you?
10:23She's definitely got the horn.
10:25I don't know about a unicorn, but...
10:27Yeah, like a one-off.
10:29A very rare.
10:29That's very kind.
10:30It's a very rare person.
10:32Aw, thank you, Steve.
10:33And Steve, you're like a sexy, mature Erling Haaland.
10:36Look at you.
10:37Hello, beautiful.
10:38Hola.
10:40Bloody hell, who double booked the rocks?
10:42I think we're in for a bit of a treat here, Steve.
10:45The goddess on the rocks.
10:47Wow.
10:48Wow, yes.
10:50Yeah, wow.
10:53Gorgeous.
10:54Why not?
10:55Seriously, what's going on?
10:57Here she goes.
10:58Should we get on down by the rock and feel back here?
11:00Let's feel the frequency.
11:02Here we go.
11:03She's banging the gong.
11:04That's what you need, a bit more volume up by the sea.
11:06We've come to feel the frequency.
11:08Oh, mate, I'm full of frequency.
11:09I'm on 95.8 here.
11:11Are you ready to be gonged?
11:13Okay.
11:15Oh, bang it again.
11:17I'm feeling it.
11:18Don't you dare not bang that gong.
11:20Keep going.
11:21And once more.
11:22Lovely.
11:23Are we paying her per gong?
11:26Go again.
11:30Keep going.
11:32Let's do this to the end of the show.
11:33Do I still get paid?
11:34Keep gonging.
11:38I'm over filled with chakra.
11:40Anyone with some spare chakra?
11:41One more.
11:42Bosh.
11:43This could go on a while.
11:44Shall we go to an ad break?
11:56Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where we've flown our famous front page faces out to Tenerife to see if
12:02they can turn up the heat on their tepid love lives.
12:06Just a few metres from the warmth of the sea, Lucinda and Handlebar Steve are shooting the breeze on their
12:12windswept date on the rocks.
12:15Have you been to Australia?
12:17No.
12:17Would you like to go?
12:18Yeah, I would now.
12:20Smooth handlebars.
12:21She might let you down under at this rate.
12:24So you've been around the world, I suppose.
12:25I do love travelling and I fell in love with Athens last year.
12:30That's Greece.
12:30I've never flirted so much in my life.
12:32The Greek men are outrageous.
12:34Yes, that Mediterranean vibe.
12:36This is your cue, Steve Ross Flatley.
12:38Because we can be a little bit, I don't know, disconnected I think in Australia and the UK.
12:43We don't want to risk rejection.
12:45Well, they say that's men's biggest fear, is the fear of rejection.
12:50Yeah.
12:51She can't knock him back now.
12:53Well, it's like if you don't shoot your shot, then you're not going to hit the target, are you?
12:56Absolutely not.
12:57You are like an amazing person.
12:59Go on, Handlebars, full throttle.
13:03Thank you, Porter.
13:03I was so happy that you chose me to come and have a date with you.
13:07You can tell he's excited, his moustache is erect.
13:09What a plot twist in our lives to be here in Spain and being gonged to the high heavens.
13:15By the sun goddess.
13:17Oh, yeah, where did she go?
13:18Oh, God, she hasn't fallen in the water, has she?
13:20If there was only some way to sound the alarm.
13:26Back at Casa del Love Crisis, James and Gabby have set up a workout right in front of Colleen and
13:31David.
13:31Which is weird.
13:33Oh, where have they come?
13:34Oh, my God, you could have dressed for the park.
13:36You're not sure anything, guys?
13:37No, we're going to learn from the best.
13:40OK.
13:40OK.
13:40That's Colleen's way of saying absolutely not.
13:43Oh, yeah, them traps are growing.
13:47Whoa.
13:48Whoa.
13:48Did Haskell just four himself, then?
13:51Shall I do these ones?
13:53I quite like this one.
13:54Like...
13:54Bicycles?
13:55Yeah, bicycles, yeah.
13:5720.
13:57Yeah.
13:59Look at them riding a bike.
14:01I mean, just go out on an actual bike, do you know what I mean?
14:04Get to the local shop.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Buy chocolate.
14:07Come back.
14:08What are you going to wear?
14:09What am I going to wear?
14:09Because she met you in the turtleneck.
14:11So whatever he wears will be an improvement.
14:14I'm going to go with something sophisticated, I think.
14:16A turtleneck set...
14:17Ah!
14:18LAUGHTER
14:20Fucking hell!
14:21What's happened there?
14:22That's Scarlett.
14:23She got scared of your turtleneck.
14:26Oh, Jesus, about a hundred stones.
14:29That's his first time dealing with a bush.
14:31This is his workout.
14:33I'm doing weightlifting now.
14:35Oh, God.
14:36I just twatted me foot.
14:37Fucking hell.
14:39Don't wait for me, I could be a while.
14:42No problem, we won't.
14:47On the Costa, the sacrifice of the sun goddess seems to have worked.
14:51Because old El Sol's come out just in time for Lucinda and Steve to have a little stroll.
14:56Aww.
14:57Oh, well, the sun's come out.
14:58Just as we leave our little nook, the sun comes out.
15:01Isn't that typical?
15:03Yeah.
15:03Parting of ways.
15:04I feel a little bit in the shape of a rock.
15:06I don't know about you.
15:07Yeah.
15:08After being laying down there as a rock.
15:11I'm alright now.
15:12You alright?
15:12Yeah.
15:13We haven't broken your back.
15:14No, no, I feel fantastic.
15:17He's just revving up by the looks of things.
15:19Do all your chakras feel aligned after the gong?
15:22They do.
15:23My chakras are lined up.
15:24They're all lined up.
15:25They are.
15:25Here we go.
15:26So we're going to have to part now.
15:28Oh, I loved it.
15:29It was so nice getting to know you.
15:30And I know that I'll see you soon.
15:32You will?
15:32Yeah.
15:33Go on, Captain Pringles.
15:35Or should we end on a note of pash?
15:37Surely.
15:39Definitely a lovely hug.
15:41I love to know you're a good hugger too.
15:44Oh, ouch.
15:49Hmm.
15:50If this hug lasts any longer, she'll start to feel his gong on her chakra.
15:55Mm-hmm.
15:56I'd love to see Steve again in the sense of a friendship gathering.
16:01But I don't have much time to waste.
16:03And I want to really land on somebody that juices me up.
16:07Who don't?
16:08You know, I'm ready for the next fella.
16:11Bad luck, Steve-O.
16:12So I asked Lucinda for a bit of pash at the end, and I took the L on that one.
16:16So we had a hug, and that's nice.
16:18But maybe I'll get round two.
16:21Yeah, maybe you will get round two.
16:23Round two getting rejected again.
16:24Woo-hoo!
16:25No, seriously though, have a nice walk back to the hotel, mate.
16:27There's a barbers on the left.
16:28No pressure.
16:29You know you wanna see how I work it.
16:31Right, let's check in with superstar DJ James, who's getting ready for tonight's date with Scarlet from The Mix Up.
16:38Is that too much?
16:39Mm.
16:39I'm just gonna roll shirt open, I think.
16:42Ooh.
16:43Better out than in.
16:44Ooh.
16:45The pipes.
16:45Yep.
16:46Sounds like you just cleared them.
16:48Yes.
16:49There we are.
16:50All right.
16:50I think I'm good.
16:51Let's go.
16:51Actually...
16:52Ooh.
16:52Maybe some half chef.
16:53Good idea.
16:54It is a bit of a lingerer.
16:55I can still feel it in the back of my throat.
16:57You've been on a lot of weight.
16:58I think I'm ready.
16:59I mean, it doesn't get much better than this, I'm completely honest with you.
17:02Let's roll.
17:03Hang on, who's he talking to?
17:04Bit weird, isn't he?
17:07From the DJ Hask to Colleen and Lucinda no-juice.
17:11Fresh from a Rocky Steve date on a...
17:13Are my ears burning?
17:14Are they talking about a certain comedian from Bromley?
17:17An icon, brilliant, smart, competent, cool, funny,
17:20beautiful looking.
17:22Could you text Steve that?
17:24That'd be lovely.
17:24You're such a stunner.
17:26Oh!
17:26Oh, right, she was talking about Colleen.
17:28Yeah, that makes more sense.
17:30At the mixer, the headlines were necklines, not punchlines.
17:33What do I do?
17:34Oh, show me a bra.
17:35I wasn't looking.
17:36Do you know what I mean?
17:37Two drinks in, I'm plushed in my bra.
17:39All right.
17:39But funny man Steve's charm was no joke.
17:42Oh, handshake.
17:43Oh, I love that.
17:45Meaning the stand-up stood out as a pick for a ticket to tenors.
17:48I met someone tonight who I gelled with straight away,
17:52and that was Steve.
17:55So, one of you decided to wear out?
17:57So, it's out of these two.
17:59Red, red, has to be red.
18:01Blue.
18:02Blue.
18:02I reckon.
18:03I'm glad you said that.
18:04Oh, what is it? Ignore Rob Day?
18:08No, they've sent the troops in.
18:09Knowing Colleen the way that I do, I know that she'll be feeling a bit nervous before she goes on
18:14a date with Steve.
18:15So, I'm here to give her a little bit of a girly pep talk to help boost her confidence.
18:20Also, bringing a little gift.
18:22Well, not so little.
18:23Going on a date.
18:24Look how beautiful you are.
18:25I am going on a date.
18:26She's always so gorgeous.
18:27I am going on a date.
18:28Yeah.
18:28What's the face?
18:29I have these two voices.
18:31One going, what the hell are you doing?
18:33Don't go.
18:34You're dying of nerves.
18:35And then this other one that goes, shut up.
18:38Do yourself up.
18:39Get dressed.
18:39Go and have a great time.
18:41And so, I'm always battling with these two.
18:43And I always go for the positive one in the end.
18:46And that's that fear of rejection.
18:48It's that as well.
18:49Because, you know, you can present super confident.
18:51And, you know, we've seen you.
18:53And when you're comfortable with people, you know you're safe.
18:55You're so sassy and free.
18:57And we love seeing that free Colleen.
19:01So do I, Dr T. Keep talking.
19:03So, on the date, if it's appropriate, if the vibe is going,
19:07talk about sex.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Okay, that's a good comment.
19:11Bring it up.
19:11What do I say?
19:12What's your favourite position?
19:14How do you ease into the sex talk?
19:17I normally ask, how much for the VIP package?
19:19I would ask, like, how important is sex to you?
19:22Good one.
19:23Yeah, really eased into that, Dr T.
19:25And then you can start going to the other fun questions.
19:28Like, what do you sound like in bed?
19:30I sound like a warthog choking on an apple, drowning in the shallows.
19:34Are you mad?
19:35No, she's a doctor.
19:36A real doctor.
19:37No.
19:38I'm not at all.
19:39You said some of that to the second date.
19:42What do you sound like in bed?
19:42Hey, if there's chemistry.
19:44Well, on that note, I actually have a little gift for both of you.
19:47Oh, you're naughty.
19:48I'll be back.
19:49Dr Tara.
19:50Gifts and everything.
19:52I hope it's earrings, because I can't find mine.
19:54I'm feeling like there might be a couple of toys.
19:57Toys?
19:57I'm not sure how useful a Frisbee and a couple of fidget spinners will be, but then I'm no expert.
20:02Self-pleasure is great.
20:03It can help you understand your preferences, your boundaries, which translates into more confidence and self-esteem outside the bedroom.
20:11She's talking about fingering.
20:13Oh, my lord.
20:14I have two of them for you.
20:16Wait, which one do you like?
20:17Do you want the pink one that's slightly larger?
20:20Or do you want the black one that's slightly smaller?
20:23Please, could I take both?
20:24And extra batteries.
20:26I am in shock.
20:28Look how wild they are.
20:30You choose first, because you're going on the date.
20:32Well, I've had three kids.
20:33I better have the bigger one.
20:34You take the big one.
20:35Well, that's it then.
20:36Cancel Steve.
20:37I'm sorted.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Hi.
20:40Are we going to leave you?
20:40I'm in the mood.
20:42We better leave you to us.
20:44Yes, please.
20:44Have so much fun, remember.
20:46I'll do.
20:46Can't wait to tell you about it.
20:47Fun first.
20:48Seriousness later.
20:49Yeah.
20:49Okay.
20:50All right.
20:51If all else fails.
20:53You have that.
20:54That.
20:55Have an orgasmic date.
20:57It's a good thing that people at Tenerife are used to volcanoes.
21:00Seek shelter, people.
21:01She's going to blow.
21:02Hello.
21:12Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
21:14If you're legendary, loaded and lovesick, look no further.
21:17We've got you covered.
21:20Having put one in the bank following Dr T's dildo delivery,
21:24Colleen's got a spring in her step as she heads to her date with Steve.
21:27Wait a second.
21:28The human Tash that Lucinda's just pied off.
21:32Oh, it's this super sexy smooth Steve.
21:35Keep up everyone.
21:36I saw Steve and instantly bonded with him, so who knows what could happen at the end of the night.
21:40I don't know.
21:41I mean, I'm not going to do that.
21:43I might kiss him.
21:44I fancy him.
21:46And who wouldn't fancy this absolute slick, suave, smooth operator Steve?
21:49Just look at him go.
21:51I feel privileged to be invited to Tenerife, being chosen out of all them people.
21:56She's a very, very interesting, sexy woman.
21:59Oh my God, he's here.
22:00Oh my God.
22:01Play it cool, Colleen.
22:02He just said you were sexy.
22:03You got this.
22:05Hi.
22:06Hi.
22:07How are you?
22:08I'm all right.
22:09How are you?
22:10Good to see you.
22:11How long before he says something smooth?
22:13You smell nice.
22:150.9 seconds.
22:17Hello.
22:19Do you do Malibu?
22:20Malibu, yes, of course we do.
22:22I love a glass of red, please.
22:23Of course he drinks wine.
22:25So sophisticated, the sexy bastard.
22:29So you're really nervous?
22:30Yeah.
22:30Yeah, yeah.
22:31Yeah, really nervous.
22:32Yeah, no.
22:33It's just weird, isn't it?
22:34No, it is.
22:35We spoke to each other for 10 minutes.
22:36Yeah.
22:36And now we're on a date in Tenerife.
22:38I know he's bizarre.
22:39Yeah, try not to poke holes in the format too much.
22:41Series 50.
22:42Excuse me, madame.
22:46Big.
22:48My heart is still racing along with my nerves,
22:51but I think I'm just going to have to go with Dr Tara's advice
22:54and just try and spice things up a bit.
22:56You're not nervous.
22:58Why?
22:59I just think you come across as really confident.
23:02I am a confident guy.
23:03I would say that.
23:04Are you faking it?
23:05No, no.
23:07Do you ever fake it?
23:08No.
23:12No.
23:13Dr Tara asked me to ask sexual questions.
23:16And I went, on a first date, I'm going to ask,
23:18what do you want me to ask him?
23:19What position he likes?
23:20And she was going, yeah.
23:21And I'm like, no.
23:23On that first date.
23:24No.
23:25You're right.
23:26We're keeping...
23:26Well, what, do you not?
23:27No.
23:28I'm not like that.
23:29No.
23:30Missionary then into death.
23:31Missionary then I popped to the toilet,
23:32have a quick lead up, back into bed,
23:33scroll on the internet and then sleep by one.
23:35Yeah.
23:36Reverse cowboy.
23:37Nah.
23:39So it's going horribly X-rated.
23:42X-rated before the starters even arrive.
23:44Cheeky back door by dessert.
23:46Creme roulette me.
23:49OK.
23:50After spending literally hours deciding whether to undo one or two shirt buttons,
23:54it's finally time for James' date with Scarlet.
23:57Hang on.
23:58What are these two doing here?
24:00James?
24:01He's just rusty at chat.
24:02Yes.
24:02We don't want fart jokes, party game crap, gang.
24:05Have you actually watched this show, Anna?
24:07We want the real James.
24:09What's your James?
24:09Like, we actually want him to show up on his date as he shows up with us.
24:12I don't think the real James would show up.
24:14Not at all.
24:15Yeah.
24:15Well, who the fuck's this guy then?
24:17Hello?
24:22My date's definitely changed.
24:26Do you know why we're here?
24:30No.
24:32I've no idea.
24:34Oh, shit.
24:34P-dog looks angry.
24:39All right, James.
24:40Good to see you, James.
24:41Oh, thank God.
24:42My bum-o hasn't twitched that much since I got Dr. T as my secret Santa.
24:46We actually need your help.
24:48OK.
24:48Yeah, we do.
24:49This is a good thing.
24:51Perfect.
24:52So, Stephen's just got off a plane.
24:53Right.
24:54And we are throwing him straight in to his first date here in Tenerife
24:59that we've made on a beautiful lady called Jane.
25:02Right.
25:02For him to go on a date with.
25:03Right, so Stephen arriving in Spain via plane to date Jane.
25:07Shit, he's going to write a rap about this, isn't he?
25:09Quite easy, actually.
25:10You are going to go on a double date.
25:14Yes.
25:14OK.
25:15Stephen and Jane with you and Scarlet.
25:17Perfect, yes.
25:17We were thinking, because you've got to know Stephen.
25:19Yes.
25:19There was a lovely rapport between you guys at The Mixer
25:22just to help lift both of your dating games, OK?
25:26Now, let's just discuss the elephant in the room,
25:29because we know it burns you a little bit
25:31when we said that you had shit chat.
25:34Yeah.
25:35Yeah, it did, yeah.
25:36How I see this, James, is that when you don't feel safe,
25:40you have diarrhea of the mouth.
25:41Better get the Listerine in.
25:43But when you're safe and we see it,
25:44when you're with us, when you're with the other celebs,
25:46everyone's like, oh, my God, this guy is amazing.
25:48You're doing it now.
25:49Yeah.
25:49We just want to fine-tune you.
25:51When you're talking to Scarlet,
25:52I think what would be really good
25:53is if you do just tap into more of your vulnerable side.
25:55I love that, yeah.
25:56I can hear that.
25:57I'll do that.
25:59Stephen lacks being able to come up a little bit,
26:02and you can definitely, I think, help bring him up to that.
26:04So we really believe that together
26:06this could be a really useful opportunity for both of you.
26:09Cool.
26:10How do you think Stephen's going to show up, though?
26:12I reckon he'll show up in a questionable Titan shirt
26:14and scare the shit out of an international superstar DJ.
26:17Oh, God.
26:19Nailed it.
26:20Stop it.
26:21Hello, darling.
26:22Hey, Dave, love you.
26:23You look fired.
26:24Stephen, you look so dead.
26:26I shouldn't.
26:27I've basically come off stage onto the plane in here.
26:29Oh, really?
26:29Yeah.
26:29You smell good.
26:31I've had a shower.
26:33I've washed.
26:34Unlike Captain Diarrhea, breath sitting next to you.
26:36Do you know what you're doing right here with us?
26:38I have no idea.
26:39So we do have a date lined up for you.
26:43Okay.
26:43Her name is Jane.
26:46Right.
26:47She is...
26:49A chef?
26:50She is intelligent.
26:52She's into music.
26:54We think that you will really enjoy her company.
26:58Now, you know how they say, you know,
26:59two's company, three's a crowd.
27:01Right.
27:02How do you feel about four?
27:03Double date.
27:04Double date.
27:05Oh, wingman.
27:06Have fun, eat, drink, be merry, go back to the villa
27:09and then we'll come and see you tomorrow.
27:11Cool.
27:11And you look great, guys.
27:12You smell good.
27:13Enjoy.
27:14Right.
27:15Let's go.
27:16What is the worst that could happen?
27:18Well, I hope we're about to find out.
27:21With Colleen flirting up a storm on her date with Steve
27:23and James and Pro Green prepped for their double date,
27:26back at the villa, David has just discovered the hidden
27:29love party room and is putting it to good use with Gabs
27:31and Lucinda.
27:32How sick is this?
27:35What is it?
27:36It's like a little secret club.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:38Look how sick it is.
27:40This place is outrageous.
27:42If by outrageous you mean your nan's conservatory with some
27:45rented neon signs.
27:46Get your halo dirty, baby.
27:49Woo.
27:50Cheers, girls.
27:52Girls now.
27:54Woo.
27:54Yay.
27:57We've got girls, we've got drinks, we've got dirty halos.
28:00Now, all we need is some goss.
28:02Guys, over to you.
28:03What about Colleen, though, on her date with Steve?
28:05I hope it goes well.
28:06I've got a good feeling.
28:08And, like, she said that their chat was fantastic.
28:10So, you never know, she might bring him back to the villa.
28:12They might have a bit of hanky-panky, if it doesn't go to plan.
28:15George Star had two dildos.
28:17About yay size.
28:19I mean, she can have a good old sit on that.
28:25You've got dildo, Steve.
28:26Oh, my God.
28:27You got a dildo as well, didn't you?
28:29Yeah.
28:30I have to get into the room.
28:31I'm going to wrap this up.
28:31Yeah, you want to...
28:32Do you want Oz to piss off?
28:33Do you want to take the party room?
28:35Oh, please don't.
28:36We'll never get our deposit back on the villa.
28:40Anyway, while I try and get that image out of my mind,
28:42it's double date o'clock,
28:43and after being schooled by PCB and Adubs,
28:45I wonder what plans the professor has got for his double meet-up.
28:50We need to play banana in plain sight.
28:52You what?
28:53What's that?
28:54So, everyone has to leave the room,
28:55and then you put a banana somewhere.
28:57Be careful, you used to play rugby.
28:58You'll have to up your arse and drink a pint of his piss in ten minutes.
29:01And you have to find it.
29:02And then you...
29:03But it has to be in plain sight.
29:05Pipe down, Professor Party.
29:06There is such a thing as too much fun.
29:08I hope these two can pull themselves together before their dates arrive,
29:11because here they are now!
29:14I'm excited to see James again,
29:16and, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
29:19I'm a guest, I'm excited.
29:21I know he's a musician,
29:23he's kind of a legend around here.
29:24I'm open for romance, that's why I'm here, so...
29:27Let's go, let's go, let's get it!
29:29Hello.
29:30Hi Dave.
29:30Oh, hi Dave, how are you?
29:31You look gorgeous, that's how you...
29:33I know.
29:33You are all, you're a baby.
29:34Yeah, very well, thank you.
29:35Lovely to meet you.
29:36Jane, Stephen.
29:37Nice to meet you.
29:37Nice to meet you.
29:38Sit over here, I'll get your chin out.
29:39Oh, hi.
29:39Just sit opposite me.
29:41Scarlet looks amazing, she looks great out there at the mixer,
29:43but she looks incredible here this evening.
29:45I just hope I get an opportunity to talk to her,
29:47and I won't have to babysit Stephen through the entire meal.
29:50How are you? You alright?
29:51I'll just stand all with me waiting over here.
29:53Very nice to meet you, how are you doing?
29:55Sweet, thank you.
29:56What's happening ladies?
29:58Gorgeous girl in a red dress, but I wasn't expecting to be going on a date at all tonight.
30:02Definitely not a double date with James and Scarlet.
30:05But here we are, here we go again.
30:06Me, out of my comfort zone.
30:08How are you?
30:09I'm alright, I'm alright.
30:10I had a show last night, so I am...
30:13Yeah, it's been an adventurous 24 hours.
30:16This is not... you've had other dates, have you?
30:18I've been calling the meet-ups.
30:21Oh, not this again.
30:22Hi.
30:23No intent, no motive, no expectations.
30:24Yeah, that's exactly what every girl wants to hear on a first date.
30:28So you're not expecting anything from this conversation?
30:30Nothing more than good conversation.
30:33But it should be open to romance.
30:37Yeah, but it can't be forced.
30:39I was saying to James before that it was weird that the mixer,
30:42because I walked in feeling as awkward as anything.
30:45Yeah.
30:45Awkward is my general disposition.
30:47You've got any old prof, anyone got a banana?
30:49You don't give that actually, you actually know you can't.
30:51Yeah.
30:52Cri- that's my response to crisis.
30:54I'm calm in a crisis.
30:55Are you?
30:55And then my day-to-day life is just in disarray.
30:57What do you think this is a crisis?
30:59Uh...
30:59Yeah, no, this is definitely not a crisis.
31:01At school, you know what to do.
31:02Get on the table, have a massive shit, let's create a crisis.
31:19Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the agency's flirty field trip is in full swing in tennis.
31:26And back at James and Stephen's double date, after Professor Partey's bad bans, his date Jane is taking control of
31:32the chat.
31:33Do you have any vices, guys?
31:35Oh, straight out of the gate.
31:36Vices.
31:37Ooh, sexy chat.
31:38That's going to get this date heading in a spicier direction.
31:42Sort of bigger crisps.
31:43Yeah, my poison, potatoes in almost any form.
31:46Oh, for fuck's sake.
31:48I don't like cheese.
31:49I have almost an aversion to it.
31:51Parmesan hitting pasta and starting to melt is...
31:55I'm out.
31:55Surely Professor Gruyere's got feta chat than this.
31:59You're doing what everyone else does, you're judging me, I can see it.
32:01Yep.
32:02It's only you don't like.
32:03Yeah, good work, Jimbo.
32:04Move on from the cheese chat and get the girls involved.
32:07I can't eat a shit, to be honest.
32:08Sounds like me.
32:09Yeah, perfect.
32:10I love food.
32:11Not bothered.
32:12The food, actually, I've had over here, it's amazing.
32:13Have you ever been here before?
32:14Yes.
32:15Came to tell me if I'm on holiday last year.
32:17So me, my two girls, and my mum are my mum's partner, yeah?
32:20I love that.
32:20Yeah.
32:21How about you guys?
32:22I've got a really good relationship with my mum.
32:24My dad passed away about five months ago.
32:27Five months ago?
32:29They've been together for 45 years.
32:31They had a really close relationship and it's weird,
32:33because I've always had a family that was together.
32:34I'm separated and divorced, so it kind of...
32:37It was a really interesting kind of journey for that,
32:39because I'd only ever seen that kind of vision of a family together,
32:41but they were a great couple.
32:42Hang on, James is actually trying.
32:44That was a rugby pun.
32:45To take the agent's advice and be vulnerable.
32:48This is a turn up.
32:49I used to take my parents out with me.
32:51Like, if we went out on a night out,
32:52I mean, I wouldn't bring them on a date.
32:53I mean, that's a bit weird.
32:54It's a bit niche,
32:54but if I had a nice or event with the lads,
32:56I'd bring them out.
32:58That was cute.
32:59Cute slash bit weird, but props, another rugby joke,
33:02to James for getting the date chat back on track.
33:04Not a rugby pun.
33:05Just, that's all I had.
33:09And after some initial nerves,
33:11let's see how Colleen's getting on with Senor Smooth,
33:13as they've just been served.
33:14Oh, wait, that's a tennis, not rugby pun.
33:16Shit.
33:17I'm very by steak medium, sir.
33:19Cheers, mate.
33:20You're welcome.
33:20Enjoy the meal.
33:22I'm brave, aren't I, having spaghetti on a first date?
33:26So brave.
33:27So brave.
33:27Not all heroes wear napkins.
33:28Oh, we could do Lady and the Tramp.
33:30Oh, God.
33:31Look away now, Disney fans.
33:33All right.
33:34After my next Malibu.
33:39Or...
33:41What the hell's that?
33:43What?
33:44That looks familiar.
33:45Has Lucinda dropped by?
33:46I mean, I am a veggie, but I will go for a bit of meat.
33:48All right.
33:49Go on, Colleen.
33:52It's just difficult to get it all on.
33:54I love that.
33:55See if you can get it all in.
33:56Oh, here we go.
33:57Oh, natural.
33:58Oh, yes.
33:59There you go.
34:00Boss.
34:02Swallowing it's hard.
34:03Christ, there's no stopping her now.
34:06Right, let's get the track...
34:07Let's get the...
34:08Let's get back on track of classy.
34:10Poor old Steve's lost for words.
34:12It's you.
34:12You bring out the bad in me.
34:14Looks like he wants to put the bad in you.
34:16You know what I'm saying?
34:16I'm talking about the old boom boom slap tickle pow pow.
34:19I have to say, and I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
34:24Don't.
34:24Unless you ask nicely.
34:26Can you even ask that nicely?
34:28But I was very lucky that you were there.
34:31And I actually was very, very attracted to you.
34:36Of course the way you look, but also the way we got on.
34:38Like, it just felt so normal and natural and lovely.
34:41You're an interesting lady.
34:44Completely intrigued to know more.
34:47What was it like being a pop star?
34:49I never thought of it like that.
34:51Cos it was something I'd always done from the age of two.
34:54Cos my mum and dad, my brothers, we all sang as a big family.
34:57And so it never, it just felt like this is all I'd ever know.
35:01Yeah.
35:04What are you smiling at?
35:06You see, you do this.
35:07What?
35:08You've just got a really wicked face.
35:11I don't know what you're thinking.
35:12I think after all your sexual innuendos tonight, Colleen,
35:15it's pretty clear what he's thinking.
35:16That's right.
35:17He's thinking about the boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
35:22Elsa on the island and also in pursuit of the boom, boom, tickle, tickle, pow, pow.
35:26Sorry, I just can't stop.
35:28It's double date duo Professor Stephen and wingman James,
35:31who are supposed to be helping each other bring the flirty fun.
35:34When's your next performance?
35:40Am I invited?
35:43Not yet.
35:44Oh, Stephen with a PH.
35:46Oh, no, that's me.
35:48She asked me when my next gig was.
35:50Jane said, am I invited?
35:51And I was like, not yet.
35:52Oh, good.
35:53I've been having a great dinner with Scarlett,
35:55getting on really well,
35:56but I do not understand what the fuck Stephen is up to,
36:00denying a woman a gig.
36:01It's just matter.
36:02Just say yes.
36:03I need to go and have a chat with him before he balls the rest of it up.
36:05I just want to go get a beer.
36:06Do you want to come with me?
36:07Yeah, go on.
36:07I'll see you over a minute.
36:08See you in a second.
36:09Sorry, excuse me.
36:11Excuse us.
36:12It's 2026.
36:12We can go to the toilet if we want to together.
36:14Don't judge us.
36:16Here we go.
36:17Wingman pep talk incoming.
36:20My back is fucked from carrying this whole date situation here.
36:23Oh, shit.
36:24James didn't come to play.
36:25I thought I've been dating three people.
36:27You've not been carrying...
36:28I'm just showing interest.
36:30She asked come to your gig and you said no.
36:32I didn't say no.
36:33That was excellent.
36:33She said am I inviting?
36:34And I said not yet.
36:35It was a...
36:35Just go with it.
36:37We've got lovely girls.
36:38We need to up our game.
36:40It's a bit of fun.
36:41Light-heartedness.
36:41The food's good.
36:42The girls are lovely.
36:43We've been poor.
36:44I thought we've been great.
36:45You thought wrong.
36:46And that's okay.
36:47That's okay.
36:48But as a friend and a former lover,
36:50I'm telling you,
36:51we need to up your game.
36:53Okay.
36:54Let's go.
36:55Hopefully the pep talk will work on Stephen
36:57and he'll stop pissing about.
36:59And speaking of pissing about,
37:01back to David and the girls.
37:04Who are ten sprints is in.
37:08Oh shit.
37:09Brace yourselves.
37:27This is helping their love lives,
37:29I promise.
37:30Who cares if it don't?
37:31I like watching it.
37:34Time for the world.
37:39Cheers girls.
37:41Girls nice.
37:42Yes.
37:44Amen sister.
37:46Right, from blocking out our haters
37:47to our double daters.
37:49And let's see if James has transformed
37:50the brainy Professor Stephen
37:52from awkward battle rapper
37:53into awesome banter raconteur.
37:55Have you had like nightmare dates?
37:57Like in crazy, terrible stories and dates?
37:59I mean that is a bold question
38:01after tonight's shenanigans.
38:03It was a first date
38:04and I, and we,
38:05he took me to like October car for a drink
38:08and so I was like dressed like that.
38:09Nothing like a midweek rose.
38:10I knew I recognised her.
38:11He started talking about his dog that died
38:14like two years before,
38:16for a good 20 minutes.
38:18And was it what?
38:19It was just like just,
38:19his eyes welled up with tears.
38:22Sorry, I should have laughed.
38:23Yeah, you're going to hell.
38:24My dog died two years ago,
38:26three years ago.
38:26Don't bring them in.
38:27It was seriously.
38:29It was horrible.
38:29That was the worst date.
38:30You're talking about your dead dog now.
38:31And I'm laughing about it
38:32but I also feel the need to just confirm
38:34that I was upset when my dog died again.
38:35So this is what goes on in my head.
38:36Stop your head.
38:38Just stop telling me what to do.
38:42If I was to design your like perfect man,
38:45feel free to a six foot three blonde tattoos.
38:48Is that you or me?
38:49It is late in the day
38:51but that is official banter.
38:53Well, could be you.
38:54Yeah.
38:55With absolutely no emotional depth or intelligence.
38:58Like physically,
39:00like I don't have like a specific type
39:01but I do like someone who is keeping fit.
39:06Yeah.
39:06Like is healthy, looks after themselves.
39:07Yeah.
39:08And six foot blonde.
39:09Ooh, flirty.
39:10Hey.
39:11Sounds like it might be me.
39:13Ooh, stop it.
39:14I know.
39:14Yeah, we got it.
39:16Follow-up question for two of you.
39:17Yes, yes.
39:17So, are you a hoe?
39:19A hoe?
39:21No, I don't think so.
39:23You a hoe?
39:23You give a hoe vibes.
39:25I give a hoe vibes.
39:26Do you know what?
39:27I think my poor social skills.
39:29Yeah, there's no hoe.
39:31No.
39:31That's good.
39:32I'm proud of you guys.
39:34And I'm proud of them too.
39:35James brought the vulnerability
39:37and Stephen was a fan.
39:38Well, he laughed at the dead dog at least.
39:41Right, go.
39:41Shall we go?
39:42Yeah.
39:43Come on in.
39:44James was a gentleman.
39:46It was funny.
39:47It would have just been nicer to have like a bit of one on one.
39:50And by one on one she means a date without Professor Green there.
39:54Thanks for dinner.
39:54I really appreciate it.
39:55Thank you so much for flying out.
39:57I hope you catch up again soon.
40:00Did I fancy Scarlett?
40:01Yeah, I did actually.
40:02I thought she looked beautiful.
40:04I think I need to sleep on it as to whether we do another one on one date.
40:06That's good.
40:07He's taking time to think.
40:08Just like Paul and Anna wanted.
40:09Good work.
40:11Thank you so much for a lovely evening.
40:12Oh, thank you.
40:13It was really nice to hang out.
40:15I'd like to see Stephen again.
40:16Really?
40:17Careful on that hill.
40:18Yeah.
40:18He's a cool guy.
40:19Chill.
40:20But I need some work.
40:22Sounds like it's not a complete no then.
40:24Jane was great to talk to.
40:26She's lovely.
40:26There was nothing wrong per se, but that doesn't mean that it's right either.
40:31So I wouldn't mind bumping into Jane, but I wouldn't go for another date with her.
40:35Oh, Stevie boy, what's it going to take to get those juices flowing?
40:38And what's with all the cats?
40:39You can't move for a person to turn her roof.
40:42But on the other side of town, things are looking a little more positive
40:44as Colleen and sexy bastard Steve have been flirting up a storm.
40:48And if you ask me, this has got a snog in a taxi home written all over it.
40:53So I think we need to go on another date.
40:56Yeah.
40:57Me too.
41:00Here.
41:01Give me a little kiss.
41:02Little kiss.
41:03Oh, he's gone early at the table.
41:07Of course he has.
41:09Colleen's only gone and got a kiss.
41:11Oh.
41:12That dildo's in for a hammer in later.
41:15No, it's been lovely and you've been a real gentleman as well.
41:19Oh, thank you.
41:20I mean, I could snog your face off.
41:22Go on, Colleen.
41:23Oh, really?
41:23Yeah.
41:24It's all a bit too quick, isn't it, on the first day?
41:26Second day.
41:27Wow.
41:31Second day we're wanting to come to the restaurant.
41:34I'll meet in room, whatever.
41:37Blimey, I'm not sure how the camera crew will feel about that one.
41:39I'm in though.
41:40No, it's been really nice.
41:41And you know, you're easy on the ice.
41:44Go on, Steve.
41:44Say something smooth one last time.
41:46Well, thank you.
41:47You're not so bad yourself.
41:48Cheers.
41:49Is that us?
41:49Yeah.
41:50Right, let's do one.
41:51After you.
41:52Get your coat.
41:52You're pulled.
41:55Right, which way are you going?
41:57Which way are you going?
41:59Which way are you going?
42:00Well, she's going outside because it's the end of the date, Steve.
42:03What a lovely evening.
42:05I've had a great evening.
42:06I have.
42:07Thank you very much.
42:08Going in for round two.
42:09Of course, he is the pure filth machine.
42:12See you soon.
42:13See you later.
42:15The date went really well.
42:16The company was the best part.
42:18And the kiss was the seal.
42:19So I would like to see Colleen again.
42:23He's exactly what I thought.
42:24He's good, fun, exactly the same sense of humour.
42:26He's got a really twinkly eye thing going on.
42:29That just makes me smile.
42:30Because he's naughty.
42:32I like it.
42:37Why am I tickling like a fucking 12 year old?
42:41Because you like him and you're not 12 and you're not fucking.
42:44Not yet anyway.
42:45That's right.
42:45I'm talking about the old boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
42:49Penetrasive sex.
42:51Tomorrow night.
42:54There's some new surprises.
42:55Let the fun begin.
42:57Some familiar faces.
42:58Oh my God.
42:59Oh God, Jesus shit.
43:01And the same naughtiness.
43:02What does that mean?
43:03Sex.
43:04Yeah, thanks Colleen.
43:05I need the sausages on the grill, but I also need the sauce.
43:08As our celebs.
43:10Seize the moment.
43:11Go.
43:12My ex-husband was allergic to cats.
43:16Dating.
43:16Keep your hands away from dating, he's mine.
43:18Oh my God, I feel like I'm being told to him, I suppose.
43:45Oh my God, I feel like I'm being told to him, I suppose.
43:48What is it?
43:50What's the?
43:51I need to be told to him, and he's good.
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