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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:29Que los forever.
01:30Let's go.
01:33You mean it's a taste as much to it.
01:36I hope you magic things are gonna get out soon.
01:40I'm gonna get out soon.
01:44I'm gonna hope you gonna get out soon.
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:21Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get
02:36lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:58Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get
03:15lost forever, get lost forever.
03:34Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get
03:45lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
03:54Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get
04:14lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:21Mm-hmm.
05:23Mm-hmm.
05:23Mm-hmm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:24You come here.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:01Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:55Oh, shit, I was not.
10:57Yeah.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00I'm not.
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:43It's you.
11:53It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:56It's you.
12:22It's you.
12:23It's you.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It looks so good now, okay?
12:55Oh
12:57You killed me wonder I'm dead that was so fucking hot
13:07Worth the wait
13:09I should go
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia
13:42Mmm, yes
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me
13:47They're pissed they can't come
13:49But my mom's starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows
14:03Cool
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come and it was free?
14:20Go fuck yourself, bro, it's not
14:23Such a good drink
14:25Your cab is definitely here
14:37Bye
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease
14:48Your all-star hockey podcast
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's winter games
14:53To a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team
14:55A hard pill to swallow on all mice
14:58And especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff
15:01Chosen as his country's captain
15:30All in there, what's up, motherfuckin'
15:33Boys
15:34Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Vani
15:37Nice to fucking last to Latvia
15:38Did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show
15:41A debacle
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know
15:45Nothing to me, that's for sure
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag
15:49Uh-uh
15:50It's USA this year, baby
15:51We're fucking coming for you
15:52Okay
15:52Trust me
15:53You look great in silver, Vani
15:54Don't even stress
15:55Oh, good one
15:58Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes
16:01Yes, it does
16:03Is it black mold?
16:04Is that what JJ thinks it is?
16:06Yeah
16:06Probably right
16:06The good news is
16:07We're not gonna be here long
16:08Alright, so tonight
16:09We can do the men's short form figure skating
16:10My buddy Joe is in that program
16:12We train together
16:13Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:15I'd love to show up for him
16:16Hell yeah, man
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave
16:21What do you mean?
16:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:27I mean, I fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:30Hey, here's me
16:32Russia is not safe for folks like that
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man
16:37Yeah, what do you think of that?
17:02Yeah, I'm not right
17:09Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:10Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:35Hey.
17:40I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:44I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine. Go sit down.
17:52We hit...
17:53We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:15Fine.
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21:16Смотри, как она его за собой.
21:18А?
21:19С самого детства.
21:20Спасибо.
21:21Я ангел.
21:22Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:26Я хочу выпить.
21:27Не, не было бы я что-то поинтереснее.
21:47Давненько, Илья.
21:52Давненько, Саша.
21:59Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:01Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:05Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:11Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:14Когда есть, на что стоит обращать внимание.
22:17В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:20Не имеет?
22:21Почему ты так решила?
22:23Мой отец…
22:24Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:27Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:30И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:36Правда?
22:37Да, правда.
22:38Ханты и адмирали не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:41На Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:45Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:47В этом году?
22:48Да, в этом году.
22:50Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
22:54Откуда ты все это знаешь?
22:56Он экстрасенс.
22:58А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:01Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:05Туши.
23:07Это Восток.
23:08А потом ты сможешь победить…
23:09Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:13На Чикаго.
23:14Не то, что раньше.
23:16В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:19И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:22Так ты и выиграешь Кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:30Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
23:33Завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:35Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:38Верно.
23:39Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:42Увидимся в Бостоне.
23:45Пока, папа.
23:52Ну что?
23:54Как Париж, Саша?
23:58О, там классно.
24:01Я просто обожаю это место.
24:04Клубы?
24:06Это мал башки.
24:08Девушки.
24:10Просто прелесть.
24:12А мальчики?
24:15Ты же видел французских парней?
24:19Да, Илья?
24:26Боже.
24:28Вообще ничего.
24:32Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:35Не шутишь.
24:38Не фиртуешь в ответ.
24:44Раньше ты был веселее.
24:51Помнишь.
25:03Здесь?
25:05Серьезно.
25:07Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:11Если память меня не изменяет.
25:16Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:20Да.
25:22Это точно.
25:27Прекрати.
25:29Ладно.
25:31Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:34Нет.
25:44Ладно.
25:46Я найду вечеринку.
25:50Окей.
25:57Пога я.
26:00Был рад тебя видеть.
26:26I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:32There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:33Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:35That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:37Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop it.
26:48Boys, it's starting.
26:51Turn it up.
26:52It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:54As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:58Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:14Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:22That was yesterday. That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:30I need to win.
27:34Here, at home, tonight.
27:38As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:41but I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:51I know you can do it.
27:53I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:02Because this is our fucking night.
28:06This is our fucking cup.
28:09Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:18We'll fuck you.
28:23I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:26Shane hates him the most.
28:28What?
28:29You ate Rosenhoff.
28:30Of course.
28:31But he's very good at acting.
28:34The best, probably.
28:36Eh, none.
28:37You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Not that animal shit show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:43Now that is that.
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year for Gilya Rosenhoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
28:54leading his team in block shots.
28:56He's in shots again.
28:58And obviously, it comes all-hands.
29:02Legend of LeMond!
29:30Well, nice watch.
29:33Can I give this to you for free or less?
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:35Five seconds.
29:36Eh, 25 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:40And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:44I was busy.
29:45I was busy.
29:45That's who?
29:45Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
29:54But the most important thing...
29:57...is the friends we make along the way.
30:00Hey, before we give out next award,
30:03can I get a selfie with you?
30:05What?
30:07Come on.
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine.
30:11But hurry up.
30:18Great.
30:19Give me your number.
30:20I'll text them to you.
30:21No chance.
30:24And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:27goes to...
30:28Go!
30:29Oh, my God.
31:10Well...
31:12What?
31:13What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:16You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:20You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:23and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:26So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:37Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:54I want you to suck my dick.
32:11I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:13You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:19Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:27Please.
32:39No.
32:43What?
32:45No.
32:47We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:53after.
32:55And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:05do more than just suck your dick.
33:09When did your English get so good?
33:13I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:18No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:22My dad loves it.
33:25Ah.
33:26So being boring is, is genetic.
33:29Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:36Let's make a deal.
33:39If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
34:05Good luck coming.
34:06You're good değil.
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34:20Hopefully we can go for it.
34:22Many of us play Blue Sonar,ns even though what are we going to do.
34:24And then I'll get this position right now.
34:26People in the comments.
34:27I'm gonna tie it up.
34:28All those individuals in the juntкой and high grade fields.
34:28We need to be a special assistant.
34:30I'll just call him out.
34:32He's going to set it brown.
34:35OKAY scar match the steps.PC5
34:36-5-286-255-6 weave. But-
34:52Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:20You're such an asshole.
35:44What?
35:47Just a lot of windows.
35:49Let's do it.
36:10Good.
36:12Now get on the bed.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:22Very nice vodka.
36:24It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:30Touch yourself.
36:32What?
36:32Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:40No shit.
36:41Fuck you.
36:43Give me some vodka at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after as your reward.
36:50I'm sorry.
36:51Okay.
36:55And that's all.
37:05I'll be there.
37:06I'll be there.
37:06I'll be there.
37:07Ok.
37:08I should have a nice boat.
37:08I'll be there.
37:10I'll be there.
37:12I'll be there.
37:14I'll be there.
37:15Wow.
37:16Yep.
37:18Ok.
37:18One day.
37:23Do you want to know how it feels?
37:27How what feels?
37:29Holding the cup.
37:31You fucking asshole.
37:33I can barely describe it.
37:34Oh my God, Hollander.
37:49Fuck.
37:58Are you gonna fuck me?
38:00We will see.
38:04I need...
38:07What?
38:09You know.
38:10Tell me.
38:14You?
38:20I need you.
38:57I need you.
39:02I need you.
39:07I need you.
39:09I need you.
39:10I need you.
39:11I need you.
39:12I need you.
39:14I need you.
39:17I need you.
39:18I need you.
39:18I need you.
39:20So, Russia this year was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:35So, are you heading back soon?
39:38Back.
39:40To Russia for the summer?
39:43Oh, yes.
39:51Why?
39:53What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
40:00There is no have to. It's... it's home.
40:05Yeah, but... I don't know. Is it safe?
40:10What do you mean, safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:16Do you... do you even like it there?
40:24What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:37Oh.
40:39Yeah, me too, I shoulda.
40:50So, uh, I'm off.
40:54Goodbye, Hollander.
41:29I'm sorry I can't wait.
41:35I'm
41:36I don't know.
42:06I don't know.
42:41I don't know.
43:06I don't know.
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