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Bad Company Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00This organisation is not financially viable.
00:03How much does that cost? I'm a corporate robot.
00:05Is that my suit?
00:06Did you get the email I sent you about the Pulse 54 program?
00:08Is that a Scott guy? You know he's like a cult leader basically.
00:11He's not a cult leader, he's a gymfluencer.
00:13Mum reckons she's getting a big star.
00:15It's Caitlin Allard.
00:16What? Can you believe that?
00:17Caitlin, it's her sister.
00:18You know I could have sold out to Hollywood.
00:20Better and get along.
00:21Very well.
00:22Even better.
00:22Let's get her in here.
00:27So what you want to do is imagine that the voice is flowing from the top of the body down
00:32and then out through the anus.
00:34What?
00:35This is a legitimate voice and body exercise alright?
00:38Can you take it seriously please?
00:40Sorry.
00:40Okay.
00:41And then it's as if the voice is paint and you are painting the back wall with your anus.
00:49Can you feel it in your sex?
00:51Sing it up!
00:59Ooh, I love a panel Chatello.
01:01Reminds me of the time Papa took me to Paris right?
01:03And we were um...
01:04I'll tell you the rest of that later.
01:06Okay, come find me I'll go.
01:07Okay, everyone got the agenda?
01:08Mm-hmm.
01:09Let me get started.
01:10I have crunched the numbers and decided to move the peasant show into the smaller theatre.
01:14What?
01:15Do you mean le pizone moite intere?
01:17Oui.
01:18You've only sold 15% of tickets.
01:20But people just buy them on the night.
01:22Yeah.
01:22It's not the 90s.
01:23Last time you felt anything.
01:24Okay, can we just keep the personal stuff out of it just for once?
01:27So what are you going to put on in the big theatre instead?
01:29Oh, let me guess.
01:30Caitlin's off Broadway show.
01:32Oh, someone's been talking.
01:33Give him a couple of white wines, he'll sing like a canary.
01:36No, that's not true.
01:37Your sister, Caitlin has 2 million online followers.
01:40That is how you shift tickets.
01:42But you don't have her yet, do you?
01:43Of course she doesn't.
01:45Oh, following a few leads.
01:46I mean, do you ever talk to her?
01:47I mean, obviously I've got her personal number, but I'm not going to give you that.
01:51Do you have it though?
01:53Yes.
01:53Of course I've got it.
01:55We talk all the time.
01:56We were talking yesterday about some character notes for a play, films that she's doing in Slovakia.
02:05Weirdly.
02:06Yeah?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Wow.
02:10No, well, okay.
02:10Why don't we just call her?
02:12Let's call her!
02:12Sure.
02:13You don't have to.
02:14No, no, call her.
02:15Call her, call her.
02:16She loves to hear from me.
02:17Please don't.
02:18Hey, Caitlin, it's Marks.
02:22Hey, I was thinking about that second scene.
02:25What's his love language there?
02:27Because that might help you to sort of like get into the...
02:32Oh, sorry, Caitlin.
02:34I've got call waiting.
02:35Just a moment.
02:40Hi, Margie, it's Julia.
02:42Hi, Julia.
02:43Why are you calling me while I'm on the phone to Caitlin?
02:46Because I don't think you're on the phone to Caitlin.
02:48Yes, I am.
02:49So, Caitlin's...
02:50Still me.
02:51Slovakia.
02:52Is that hot at this time?
02:54Get off the phone.
02:54Bye, Caitlin.
02:55Bye, bye.
02:56She's gone.
02:58So...
02:59That was uncomfortable, wasn't it?
03:01Oh.
03:03How is Caitlin?
03:07Ryan, you're young.
03:08How do I get online followers like this?
03:10Like, look at Caitlin.
03:11Content.
03:12Like what?
03:13Anything.
03:14Songs, stories, photos, videos.
03:17Yeah.
03:18I mean, look at this.
03:22Caitlin can sing.
03:23Yeah.
03:23And look at that, 30,000 likes.
03:25Yeah, I can sing.
03:26I think it was always hard for Caitlin growing up,
03:28because we were both triple threats,
03:29but then I had the looks as well,
03:31so I was like a quadruple threat.
03:33You know what I mean?
03:35Yeah.
03:38Must have been really rough for her.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Yeah.
03:41Pulse 54.
03:42What's happening today?
03:45Ooh, someone's online.
03:48Can I do it?
03:50Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
03:53Oh, shit.
03:55Oh, hi.
03:56This is Scott from Pulse 54.
03:58Oh.
04:00Hi, Scott.
04:01It's Julia McNamara from your gym.
04:03Oh, Julia.
04:04Hello.
04:04Yeah, you're one of my top 10 clients.
04:06Wow.
04:07Top 10.
04:08Okay, well, you're in my number one of trainers.
04:11Sorry, I have to go.
04:12I'll call you back, Scott.
04:14Bye.
04:14Do you have the Wi-Fi password?
04:17Shakespeare 88.
04:18Ah, thanks.
04:19Excuse me.
04:20Who are you?
04:22Julian Assange.
04:26Coming in the morning warm-up, J-Mac?
04:29Yes, okay.
04:30But my anus is staying shut.
04:34Yeah, absolutely.
04:36You know?
04:36Your body, your rules.
04:38Alright, we are finally here.
04:40The Assange story opens this week.
04:43I know.
04:44Yes, it's a powerful one-man play about exposing the truth at all costs.
04:49Sorry, didn't Julian Assange break the law?
04:51Um, some laws are meant to be broken.
04:53Here we go.
04:54Lefties preaching to lefties yet again.
04:56My gosh, Mum.
04:57So embarrassing.
04:58Gary's going to be in the building until we open,
05:01and he just wants to say a few words about his process.
05:03Thank you, Gary.
05:04Gary.
05:04I will be going full method for this role.
05:07Okay?
05:07So I'd appreciate if you would call me Julian Assange.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Or Mendax, for the Trainspotters.
05:13His dedication of the craft is extraordinary.
05:15Yeah.
05:15He did a computer science course at TAFE for this.
05:18Authenticity.
05:19That means I'll be in character at all times, both on stage and off.
05:22Oh.
05:23Right?
05:23I wear his clothes.
05:24I carry his laptop.
05:26Mm-hmm.
05:27I feel his pain.
05:28Yeah.
05:28If I seem a little angry or sad, it's only because I am in exile in my heart.
05:35Hmm.
05:35Maybe we should lock Julian in the cupboard and call it Ecuador.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Jeez.
05:42Right.
05:43I have tracked down the number for the assistant to Caitlin's LA agent's assistant.
05:48Major breakthrough, J-Mac.
05:49Let's call America.
05:52Okay.
05:56Hello?
05:57Hello.
05:58Julia McNamara calling, CEO of the Argyle Theatre in Melbourne, Australia.
06:04Well, that's rude.
06:06They need a tariff on manners over there.
06:09What does that mean?
06:10Because of rude and American.
06:13Right.
06:14Sorry, why does no one in this place have Caitlin's number?
06:17Didn't she used to do plays here?
06:19Isn't she supposedly Margie's sister?
06:21Yeah.
06:21I can't work out what's going on with this dysfunctional family.
06:24Do you need someone to explain the family dynamic to you?
06:27Could you?
06:28Yes, I can.
06:29I'm going to need a whiteboard.
06:31Give me a minute.
06:32You could have just told me.
06:34And...
06:35There you go.
06:36You're all signed up.
06:37Yeah, great.
06:38So, anyone could just sign up to as many accounts as they wanted to.
06:42Like, you could just...
06:43Anyone could just go, oh, there you go, another one.
06:46If you have an email address, yeah, you could make thousands.
06:49And this is the Argyles page here.
06:52Yeah.
06:52140 followers.
06:53Wow, that is fantastic.
06:55It's really shit.
06:56Is it?
06:57Yeah.
06:57But wait till I get on there though, it'll go through the roof.
07:01So, Harmony is Jeremy's third wife, also Caitlin's mother.
07:06You got it.
07:08This relationship ended his relationship with Margie's mother.
07:11Or it was the other way around.
07:13He was a bit of a pants man.
07:14Who's this?
07:15Oh, that's wifey number one.
07:17That was only two years.
07:18Two?
07:18How are there four children?
07:19Glad you asked.
07:20These three were Steps with her previous marriage.
07:23Should I get another board?
07:24That's not a Barbara Step.
07:26That's Margie's half-brother with Jennifer.
07:28Oh my god, you're right.
07:29How does that work?
07:30Yeah.
07:34I can see a pattern emerging.
07:36Gary?
07:36No, Julian.
07:38Keep at it.
07:42Hello Jane.
07:46Phil, welcome.
07:52Hello.
07:54Hello Lloyd.
07:57Hello.
07:58Hello.
08:02Where is everyone?
08:04Alright, so, in summation.
08:06Harmony is Caitlin's mum.
08:07Caitlin was born in Paris.
08:09Margie's mum is Jennifer.
08:10Jeremy left Jennifer.
08:11Full Harmony.
08:13That should clear everything up.
08:14There was one in Barcelona.
08:15No there wasn't, Donna.
08:16No one's got a good word to say about Harmony.
08:18She left her wine in my weird room once and I'm like,
08:20get your filthy Chardonnay away from Lady Macbeth.
08:22Yeah, okay.
08:23Can we focus on Caitlin please?
08:24Is she married?
08:25Have you ever read a magazine?
08:27Business Review Weekly?
08:28Yeah.
08:29Every month.
08:29There have been eight reporter proposals to Caitlin but they're all wasting her time.
08:33She's married to her job.
08:34Very relatable.
08:35Right?
08:36What?
08:38Yes, can I help you?
08:40Caitlin Allard, eh?
08:41Sign here.
08:43That signature might be worth something someday.
08:45Yeah, she could sing.
08:46Oh why is everyone obsessed with her?
08:49Well if we're listing dally answers I suppose.
08:51You know, couldn't hurt to add one special night up onto the board.
08:57No biggie.
08:58Just get over it.
09:00Get over it.
09:00Really?
09:00We all know, Christian.
09:02Oh, don't forget Caitlin dated Hot Props back in their 20s.
09:05Oh my god.
09:07That's right.
09:08Hang on, who's Hot Props?
09:10Have you not been able to set some props yet?
09:12Why would I go there?
09:13Make sure you set aside a few hours.
09:14Boring.
09:15Sorry.
09:16There's someone still working here who dated Caitlin called Hot Props.
09:22What is going on out there?
09:25I don't care.
09:27I'm going to go find Hot Props and see if he's got Caitlin's number.
09:31Oh, no, no.
09:32Julia, don't call him Hot.
09:34You know, everyone thinks she's perfect but it was my cabbage match doll, you know?
09:38And she just took it.
09:40Caitlin, you just took it, you know?
09:42And then she starts gaslighting me about it.
09:45And of course, Papa takes her side, always takes her side.
09:48But it was my name on the birth certificate, you know?
09:51Yeah, I know.
09:53And why am I signing for couriers, Christian?
09:56Sorry about that.
09:56I'll be cleaning the toilets next.
09:58You don't love that, wouldn't you?
10:00Scrubbing away.
10:01No, no, no, no.
10:01Yeah, you will.
10:02You don't love that.
10:03No scrubbing, no scrubbing.
10:04No scrubbing.
10:06Sorry about that.
10:07You alright?
10:08You'd never catch Caitlin doing that.
10:10No way.
10:11Absolutely not.
10:12Hey, can I offer you two free tickets to a fantastic show we have coming up of La Pisson Amoiti
10:18Entere?
10:19No.
10:20No.
10:23Hello?
10:25Ah!
10:27Hot props!
10:28What?
10:29Why did you call me?
10:32Uh, they said your name was Hot Props?
10:36Who's been calling me that?
10:37No one.
10:39No.
10:40No.
10:40I misspoke.
10:42They said, guy down there makes Hot Props.
10:45Well my name is Pete and I'm part of the team.
10:48Yes you are Pete.
10:49Yeah.
10:49You're a huge part of the team.
10:50So I'm here to introduce myself, Julian McNamara, new CEO of the Argyle Theatre.
10:54Quick question, did you ever date Caitlin Allard?
10:57You're not in trouble, it's not an HR issue.
10:58I did.
10:59You did?
10:59I actually just started working here when I met her.
11:01Had you?
11:01Yeah.
11:02Interesting.
11:02When was I working before that?
11:04I don't know.
11:05I was selling paintballing in a supermarket.
11:08Were you?
11:09Okay.
11:09Not paintballing in the middle of supermarkets.
11:11I was selling paintballing in the middle of supermarkets.
11:12Right.
11:13Okay.
11:13Hang on.
11:14I'll just say the same thing again.
11:15I was in the supermarket selling paintballing.
11:18Selling paintballing somewhere else.
11:20A little bit like a voucher.
11:21I get it.
11:22Ah!
11:22Yes, I get that.
11:23And are you still in touch?
11:25Nope, they shut down.
11:26With Caitlin Allard.
11:27Oh yeah, right.
11:28I might have her phone number.
11:30That would be wonderful.
11:31Let's have a look for that.
11:37What's in that file?
11:38Just work, I think.
11:39At the end of the day, it's the government lying to the people.
11:43Yeah.
11:43I'll give you an example.
11:45Gary has 38 outstanding parking fines.
11:48Oh sorry, who's Gary?
11:50But that's me when I'm on the nature.
11:52Oh sorry, yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
11:53But that's really the state controlling his freedom of movement.
11:56And who really benefits from the revenue raised by fines?
12:00Big business?
12:01Yeah.
12:01Now you're getting it.
12:02Right, there you are, there you are.
12:03I need your help to go viral.
12:04Come on, follow me.
12:06Be careful.
12:08It's the internet.
12:11This is Harry.
12:12That's my Collie Cross.
12:14Do you like dogs?
12:15Um, yeah, sure.
12:18Of course you do.
12:18Who doesn't?
12:19She's about to jump off.
12:20It's quite a long video.
12:21Shall we go to the end?
12:23No, no, no.
12:24I just feel like if we just went to the phone.
12:25Oh, just made it go back into the photos.
12:29Maybe check in contacts for it?
12:31For my dog?
12:32For Caitlin Ellard.
12:34That you used to date.
12:35I'm so sorry, that's right.
12:37Any contacts?
12:38Contacts.
12:41No, I don't have it.
12:42Ah.
12:43I don't have it.
12:44Your phone.
12:45Maybe, maybe.
12:46Maybe.
12:47I don't know.
12:48It might be a problem with the cloud.
12:51I'm just saying, it's lucky he's hot because I have never met anyone so boring and I worked
12:56in a bank.
12:57Really?
12:57Boring?
12:58I mean, I won't deny he's a smoke show, but you didn't call him hot props to his face,
13:02did you?
13:03Yes, I did.
13:04Thank you for the warning on that.
13:06What's this?
13:08God, we're getting a lot of activity on the socials today.
13:10Yeah, what's going on?
13:11A lot of people are very interested in Margie playing the lead role and...
13:15Actually, let's not bother eating those.
13:16It's all brain rot online, isn't it?
13:18It's all nonsense.
13:20What?
13:20I wouldn't even...
13:20I wouldn't even...
13:21I can't believe you called hot props hot props to his face.
13:24You're crazy.
13:25What are you like?
13:25Don't touch my phone like that.
13:27What are you...
13:28Wow!
13:29It's a game we play.
13:31It's called Foam Frisbee.
13:32And it's normal that I did that.
13:39Oh, I see.
13:41These are about me.
13:42New CEO looks like a neo-liberal wet dream featuring Margaret Court.
13:48Bank Tard...
13:49Can't say that.
13:50You can't say that anymore.
13:52The lost Kransky sister.
13:54Garth from Wayne's World.
13:56Classic movie.
13:57Schwing.
13:58Sorry.
13:59You need to find out who's posting these comments.
14:01Yeah, I will.
14:02I will.
14:02Just...
14:03I don't know.
14:04Call Instagram.
14:07Okay, so when I do a thumbs up, it means we're live.
14:10Live?
14:10On what?
14:11Just socials.
14:12Everything.
14:13Like everywhere?
14:14Yeah.
14:14People can just join.
14:15We're just live.
14:16So people can join.
14:17Yeah, a podcast.
14:18Okay, then.
14:19Let's do it.
14:20So...
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:21Thumbs up.
14:22Yeah.
14:23So that means we're live.
14:24Oh!
14:25Here we go!
14:27Four, three, two, one.
14:29Not needed.
14:29It's already rolling.
14:30We've been live for 15 seconds.
14:32Hi, I'm...
14:33I'm Margie Argyle, and I'm the artistic director here at the Argyle Theatre.
14:38But also a storyteller.
14:39You know, I'm a truth custodian.
14:40I'm a disruptor.
14:41I'm a feminist.
14:42I'm a witch.
14:43I'm a woman.
14:44Yep.
14:45Okay, let's go and see what the Argyle team is up to.
14:49Let's go.
14:50Ooh.
14:51Is that close?
14:51Nah, you're good.
14:55Let's continue our tour.
14:57We are in the creative heart of the building here.
15:00Who's feeling it today?
15:02Whoa!
15:03Energy is up in here.
15:04If anyone feels like they just want to get up and do a 30-second dance party.
15:13You know, I just say to people in this space, you know, like if you've got an idea, just go
15:17with it.
15:17You know, follow the creative flow.
15:19Hey!
15:21Hey!
15:22Hey!
15:26Hey!
15:28Hey!
15:30Hey!
15:31Hey!
15:33Hey!
15:34Hey!
15:35Hey!
15:35Hey!
15:35Oh, okay.
15:37A little dance party.
15:37Hey!
15:38Hey!
15:39Hey!
15:39Hey!
15:40Hey, it's Julie McNamara, our new CEO.
15:43Hello.
15:45Hey!
15:46Hey!
15:46Hey!
15:46Come on, why don't you go here, hey, go here, hey, and I'll come in, hey, hey, hey.
15:54No, I don't want to do that.
15:55Yep, really good for your fun-loving reputation, Mum.
15:57Ruined.
15:58Well, speaking of that, who has been posting about me on the Argyle Socials account?
16:03Was it you, Ryan?
16:05What, me? No. I just helped Margie get online, that's all.
16:08Well, Christian will be looking into it, and we will find the troll.
16:12Don't know how to find trolls, but yeah, add that to my list.
16:16Because everybody is under scrutiny. Don't film me.
16:19No, put it up, because you can't stop me putting stuff online.
16:22I think that's something we can all learn from the Assange story this week,
16:25that everyone should go online and make content,
16:28and authorities can't come in and control the internet for who wants to go on there.
16:36That's exactly right.
16:38Come on, Ryan, let's go. Let's go see wigs and wardrobe.
16:41Hey!
16:43No, no. Me.
16:45This.
16:46Hey! Wigs and wardrobe!
16:52Hello.
16:53Hi, Gary.
16:54Juliet.
16:56Yeah, sorry, Julian.
16:57Hey.
16:58Do you get the feeling you're being watched?
17:02No.
17:03Not really.
17:05Anyway, someone in this office is not being honest, and I've been given the responsibility to find out who it
17:11is.
17:12So tell me, Gary.
17:13Julian.
17:14Yeah, sorry.
17:15Do you know what you think about hacking?
17:18Okay, so...
17:18So we're going like this,
17:19and then we throw it up.
17:21Okay.
17:22Wrong arm.
17:22Throw it up again.
17:24Oh, that was the same arm.
17:25Mm-hmm.
17:26Okay.
17:26Um, I actually wanted to ask you something.
17:28You weren't the one trolling mum, right?
17:30No.
17:31Of course not.
17:32Because I know she's annoying, but she's not like a bad person or anything.
17:35Well, I guess the truth always comes out online, doesn't it?
17:38Come on, let's record this.
17:39Let's go.
17:39Let's go viral.
17:40We've got this.
17:41Yeah.
17:41We do.
17:42Yeah.
17:42Remember her?
17:43Let's go.
17:43All right.
17:43Uh-huh.
17:46Oh.
17:49Nice.
17:50Okay.
17:52Should we go from the top?
17:54Oh, you're still going to go.
17:55Okay.
18:01Sorry, what are you doing at my computer?
18:03Just a bit of classified work.
18:05Classified work?
18:06Why?
18:06About what?
18:08Oh, come on, Gary.
18:10Julian.
18:10You can tell me.
18:11We've known each other for years.
18:13Remember that night in Adelaide?
18:14Gary's never been to Adelaide.
18:16Oh, that's right.
18:17Because Gary was married back then, wasn't he?
18:18Look, all I'll say is somebody's going to be exposed.
18:22I've got what I need.
18:23How did you know my password?
18:25It was password.
18:26Yeah, it's a password.
18:28I've got to change that.
18:30I'll change it to Margie.
18:33All right, so I've called this snap meeting because there's been a dramatic increase of online
18:39activity on the Argyle socials.
18:43Ordinarily, that would be a good thing, but it's actually raised quite a lot of suspicions
18:45because we don't normally get any activity there.
18:49So I'm going to hand over to Gary now.
18:51Julian.
18:52Julian.
18:53The 11th time.
18:54Well, the alarm bells were first raised when I found these posts under this image of Margie
19:00in the lead role of the peasant.
19:02Let's take a look.
19:04Margie Argyle?
19:05I've been a long time fan and finally it's her, not Caitlin.
19:09Wow.
19:10That's nice.
19:10OMG, can't wait for this.
19:13Margie Argyle is a quadruple threat.
19:15Spot on.
19:17Thanks.
19:17Margie Argyle?
19:18She's an artistic genius.
19:20Oh my God.
19:21Oh no, Margie.
19:22And finally, big name brand.
19:25No, not that one.
19:27Margie Argyle is a good singer, not Caitlin.
19:31It quickly became clear that the posts were coming from inside this very building.
19:35And after some rudimentary hacking, I am now able to reveal the identity of the person
19:41doing the post.
19:42Oh, shut up, Gary.
19:43It's Julian.
19:44And let the man speak.
19:45The truth must prevail, remember?
19:47But what am I supposed to do?
19:48You know, why should Caitlin get to come in here and take everything away from me again?
19:52I'm a big name too.
19:54Sweetheart.
19:55Okay, I think the board will agree that this is a fireable offence.
19:58Maybe.
19:58But what's more alarming is the evidence of hours and hours of company time being spent
20:05on a website called Pulse 54.
20:08Oh no, Mum.
20:09What is that?
20:10All right, shut up, Gary.
20:11It's Julian.
20:12So embarrassing.
20:14No, this is important information that needs to be exposed to the board at all costs.
20:18And you'll both be nagged in my report.
20:21Oh my God.
20:23What have you guys done?
20:26I've got every conspiracy theory loon on the phone.
20:30One of the videos you two made went viral.
20:33Oh, that's good.
20:33Well done.
20:34The buzz is building for Lepizón y Moiti Interés.
20:37It's great.
20:37It's not that.
20:38Gary's in the background of the video.
20:40And everyone in the comments thinks Julian Assange is hiding out at the theatre.
20:44Oh, Jesus.
20:45There's a bunch of media people outside.
20:48Show me the video.
20:49Yeah.
20:51Zip it A.
20:52Oh.
20:53Boom.
20:54Yeah, that's good.
20:55Great to meet you.
20:57This is what a feminist does.
20:58Sorry, what's this got to do with feminism?
21:00I'm moving my body and I look hot and there's nothing any man can do about it.
21:05There's a man right there in the video.
21:07Yeah, I don't know.
21:08Oh, there.
21:10Who's that?
21:10Oh, Jesus.
21:11It's a good promo, though.
21:13No, it isn't.
21:14He just said conspiracy nuts are watching this.
21:16What do we want?
21:16A theatre full of flat earthers?
21:18Well, they deserve art, too.
21:19Oh, Margie, come on.
21:20Well, just delete it.
21:22Come on, Ryan.
21:22Press delete.
21:23Let's all move on.
21:24Done.
21:24You can't delete videos from the internet anymore, Margie.
21:27You've already been memed.
21:28You're a meme.
21:29Well, thank you.
21:29I've got to keep him out of sight.
21:30Julian, this way.
21:32I didn't do the ones about your glasses, by the way.
21:34I don't believe you.
21:35It wasn't me.
21:36It's just actual feedback about your glasses.
21:38Just take it on board, Mum.
21:41Do you know, Gary's becoming a bit of a problem.
21:43I think he actually thinks he's Assange.
21:45He's lost the plot.
21:46Do you know he has 38 outstanding parking fines?
21:49Does he?
21:49Does he?
21:50Wow.
21:50That's a lot.
21:52She'd be terrible if someone called the police.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Would be terrible.
21:58Look, I know this implicates both of you, but I need to give this information to the board.
22:02I mean, can't you see?
22:03Even if it costs me everything.
22:05Whatever you think is the right thing to do, you do it, Julian.
22:08You've got to do it.
22:09I mean, you just have to...
22:09Who is this?
22:10Gary Strand.
22:11No, it's Julian.
22:12Oh, no.
22:13Look, you've got 38 outstanding parking fines, okay?
22:16You mind coming with us, please, sir?
22:17What?
22:17No.
22:18They're trying to silence me.
22:19No, you've just got to stop parking on Gertrude Street, mate.
22:23Hey, Gary.
22:24Who called the police?
22:25Who was it?
22:26I don't know.
22:26I don't know.
22:27Somebody needs to leak that document to the board.
22:30Yeah, I'll make sure Carmel gets that.
22:31Deep state corruption, that's what this is.
22:34Good luck locking me up.
22:35Do you want to pop that in the shredder, darling?
22:45So, apparently, he broke bail, and now Gary's in Ballarat, hiding in his ex-wife's house.
22:49He's worried if he comes back to Melbourne, they'll capture him.
22:52Why doesn't he just download a parking app?
22:54Okay, gang.
22:55After the Gary news story, we've finally sold enough tickets in the small theatre to...
23:00Wait for it.
23:01Break-even.
23:02Oh, snap.
23:03Tonight's already sold out.
23:04It's amazing.
23:05Yeah, the show must go on.
23:07I'm just glad all that social media stuff is behind us, you know?
23:10I just feel like it promotes a distorted view of reality and comparison culture.
23:14I don't want anything more to do with it.
23:16Oh, my gosh, Margie.
23:17Our dancing video, we did got three million likes.
23:19Are you joking me?
23:19No, look at this.
23:20Show me.
23:21Way more than Caitlin's ever got.
23:22Show me.
23:23Oh, suck shit, bitch!
23:25Sorry.
23:26Hope she's seen it.
23:28Oh, Caitlin's seen it.
23:29Everyone's seen it.
23:30Caitlin's agent has even seen it.
23:32How do I know?
23:33Just had her on the phone.
23:34What?
23:34The theatre's got huge buzz now, so Caitlin wants to talk about doing her show right
23:39here at the Argyle.
23:40And that's all thanks to you, Margie.
23:42Well done.
23:43Round of applause for Margie.
23:44Come on.
23:47Artistic genius.
23:49Bring it up.
23:50Hey, hey, hey.
23:53Watch me work here.
23:56I'm a fan.
24:02Aren't you just a little bit curious about what my audition is?
24:05Oh, the audition.
24:06Everyone wants this role.
24:07You know, I'm talking Nicole, Blanchett, everyone.
24:10This is an anti-nepotism policy.
24:12Oh, she's nepo.
24:13No.
24:13Not nepo.
24:14Sounds nepo.
24:14It's not nepo.
24:15What are you doing?
24:16Security upgrade.
24:17Margie, I'm locked in.
24:18Ah, why is it hot?
24:20Jesus.
24:21Oh, my God.
24:21Christian, we're locked in.
24:22What's going on?
24:23Margie and Julia are trapped in the prop cupboard.
24:25I don't actually know where I am.
24:26I don't know where I am.
24:27Donna.
24:28Julia!
24:29Julia!
24:33Watch me work here.
24:37I'm the baddest.
24:41I'm the baddest.
24:43I'm the baddest.
24:43I'm the baddest.
24:43I'm the baddest.
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