00:00Let's start over in the AFC. Let's go to the AFC first, okay?
00:04Let's go to the AFC East. I'm going to tell you right now the teams that will not win the
00:09Super Bowl.
00:10Let's start with the Patriots. Let's start with the Patriots.
00:13Let's start with the Patriots, the Jets, and the Dolphins.
00:16All right, now the Patriots, come on.
00:17I don't think Vrabel is going to be the coach of the Patriots by the time the season starts,
00:23let alone to make it to the Super Bowl.
00:25Also, if you don't believe any of that Vrabel stuff, which you should,
00:29when was the last time you saw a Super Bowl losing team that didn't have Tom Brady on it
00:34make it back to the Super Bowl and win it the next year?
00:37In my lifetime, I've seen it really one time, and that was Tom Brady after he lost to the Eagles.
00:42He got back the next year.
00:43Well, I can tell you, Drake May is no Tom Brady, and with the Vrabel thing over it,
00:48it's not going to happen.
00:49And then unfortunately for the Dolphins and the Jets, it's just generic stink, okay?
00:53You guys have stunk for a long time.
00:55It's just generic stink.
00:57You guys, you three teams in the NFC East, no chance to win the Super Bowl.
01:02Let's go over to the AFC North.
01:05The Steelers.
01:07Yeah, no chance.
01:08No chance.
01:09Aaron Rodgers is going to retire.
01:12You've downgraded at coach.
01:13And while you've had that 500 streak every year,
01:17you guys have not been relevant since Ben Roethlisberger retired.
01:21They are not a relevant team before.
01:22They're not a relevant team when it comes to actually winning now.
01:26Also, you have the Browns, generic stink, and Mr. Massage Man as your quarterback, apparently.
01:33How can you trust that guy to make it through a season?
01:35And then you're going to send him to Los Angeles?
01:37A sea of massage parlors?
01:39There's no way that man could make it to the Super Bowl.
01:42They're out.
01:42And, of course, those two teams, no way, no how, eliminated.
01:48Let's go over to the AFC South now, the teams that will not win the Super Bowl.
01:53The coach, your quarterback is Daniel Jones, and he's coming off of the Achilles.
01:57Now, he had a lucky nine games, but I know I work with some Giants fans.
02:01Ask them about Daniel Jones and tell me.
02:04And don't tell me, oh, we changed his name to Indiana Jones, so he's good now.
02:08Yeah, you didn't make the playoffs last year.
02:10In fact, you lost like seven games in a row.
02:13He doesn't have it.
02:14You don't have the right guy.
02:15You guys will not win the Super Bowl and Tennessee Titans.
02:20Tennessee Titans.
02:21I feel for Cam Ward.
02:22Within the first month of his season last year, he lost both his head coach
02:26and his offensive line coach at the same time last season,
02:31so they couldn't block for him.
02:33His head coach didn't know the rules.
02:34There's not enough help.
02:36Therefore, they can't.
02:37And finally, let's go to the AFC West, a division that a lot of people have liked.
02:41They've won a lot of Super Bowls between some of those teams over historically.
02:45The Raiders have a bunch of Super Bowls.
02:46The Chargers have none.
02:48But Denver and the Chiefs, they have Super Bowls.
02:51Yeah, none of them.
02:53I want to say it out loud.
02:54None of the AFC West has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
02:59Mahomes is on one leg right now.
03:00You have an aging Kelsey.
03:02We don't care about Swifties anymore, do we?
03:05No chance.
03:06Now, you know the Chargers are feeling good about themselves.
03:08They picked up all these tight ends.
03:10They're going to run the ball.
03:11Yeah, but your quarterback is a choke artist, and you know that Madison Beers is going to leave them.
03:16How much losing can she tolerate?
03:19And you know, even if you somehow had a great regular season,
03:22you know that Herbert's going to throw the ball more to the other team than his own.
03:27No shot.
03:28Denver, you might be saying, they were good.
03:30Look, right there at the end of the game, you got a quarterback on one leg,
03:34and the coach apparently hates him.
03:36He went out of his way to bury him.
03:38No chance.
03:39And then you have the Raiders.
03:41Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all times out there.
03:44We love Tom Brady.
03:45Well, guess what?
03:46He looks like he's a buffoon as a general manager.
03:50He's the part owner.
03:52He's pulling the strings.
03:53And even if you like the Fernando Mendoza pick, you know the Raiders are out.
03:57So right there, you can see it on your screen right there visually.
04:00Those teams, no shot at winning the Super Bowl.
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