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00:04Say hey, hey, Shin-chan, you're looking for trouble, he's your man, say hey, hey, Shin-chan, he's breaking the
00:13rules the best he can, a little bit rude, a little bit crude, he's the kid with an attitude,
00:19Shin-chan, he drives his parents crazy, his teachers scratch their hands, homework's just a dirty word, rather stay at
00:31home than bed, his mama's little angel, just ask her, just ask her, but he's a walkin', talkin', blueprint for
00:39disaster, blueprint for disaster,
00:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Shin-chan, you're looking for trouble, he's your man, say hey, hey, Shin-chan, he's
00:52breaking the rules the best he can, a little bit rude, a little bit crude, he's the kid with an
00:58attitude, Shin-chan!
01:04This skirt that last year must have shrunk, oh, oh, that ought to do it.
01:12Oh, that kid.
01:15Ow!
01:17You're going on another diet?
01:20Yep, and this one's gonna work.
01:23All it takes is willpower, and baby, my tanks are full!
01:27That's what you said last time, and I woke up one night to find you chewing on my leg.
01:31Don't be silly, you were just dreaming.
01:33You left teeth marks.
01:34Look, this time it'll be different.
01:36I'm following a strict four-point plan.
01:39One, no midnight snacks.
01:41Oh?
01:41Two, when I do eat, it's very small portions.
01:46Right, and what's three?
01:48No more between-meal treats.
01:50Sure, and what's four?
01:52I'm gonna exercise my butt off, but not at some expensive gym.
01:56I'll just work extra hard cleaning the house, and lose weight for free.
02:00Hey, this might actually work.
02:03I'm proud of you, Mom.
02:04Allow me to help.
02:05Well, thanks, Shin-chan.
02:11All I had was that one little piece.
02:14Think of it as one less belly roll.
02:16Right.
02:17Thanks a lot.
02:22Okay, Mama's set to sweat.
02:24Yeah, yeah.
02:26Feel the burn.
02:27Exercise those hips and thighs.
02:30Work that wrist.
02:31Round and round.
02:32Bend and twist.
02:33Up and down.
02:35I'm feeling lean, and the house is clean.
02:38I'm a big bad exercise machine.
02:41Ma, I think you missed a spot.
02:43Yeah?
02:44Where?
02:46Huh?
02:47Just look at my room.
02:49It's a pig pen in here.
02:51I cleaned your room ten minutes ago.
02:54You made this mess, didn't you?
02:56Yeah.
02:57What's your point?
02:58Clean it up yourself.
03:01Just trying to help, Mitch.
03:03Looks like those thunder thighs could use a bigger workout.
03:10Oh, well.
03:12At least now the house is spotless.
03:15Come on, Lucky.
03:16On the carpet.
03:17Good boy.
03:18Huh, Chin-Chan, what are you...
03:21Oh, look at all of this dirt.
03:24Yeah, I dragged him through a mud puddle.
03:26Oh, and you might want to check your bedroom.
03:28That chili dog I gave him showed up again.
03:32So move your feet up, Mama Sita.
03:34Work those flabby abs.
03:36You're right, Honey Bonnie.
03:38My abs do need to work out.
03:41Some skull crunches ought to do the trick.
03:44No, one.
03:45And two.
03:46And three.
03:47And four.
03:48And...
03:51Oh, boy.
03:53Hard work really kills your appetite.
03:55I'm not the least bit hungry.
03:59Oh, who am I kidding?
04:01Get your barbecue here.
04:04Barbecue right off the grill.
04:06Get it while it's hot.
04:07What are you doing?
04:08Oh, nothing.
04:09Just playing pretend.
04:11Oh, yeah?
04:11Pretend what?
04:12Uh, pretend barbecue boy.
04:14We got your honey smoked ribs.
04:17Charbrough chicken.
04:18Boy, oh, boy.
04:20Nothing like the smell of grilled meat.
04:23Yum, nummy, num.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:27You're holding up the line, lady.
04:28You buying or what?
04:30Closer, closer.
04:32Take a whiff.
04:33This smell's 100% fat-free.
04:38What the heck are you doing?
04:39Just pretend.
04:41Shin-Shin, please don't torture mommy.
04:43I'm trying to stick to my diet.
04:45So, can't you play something else?
04:48Anything else?
04:50Uh-huh.
04:51Anything you want.
04:53Ice cream!
04:55Get your ice cream here!
04:57We got double fat fudge, peppermint pig out, chunky butt banana.
05:01Don't play ice cream man either.
05:04Suddenly, I'm hungry for some reason.
05:10Here's a good game.
05:11See how many you can fit in your mouth at once.
05:13Coolie-ooley.
05:15That'll keep him quiet.
05:18Yum.
05:29I will not think about food.
05:31I need to be strong.
05:33I want to be thin.
05:34I want...
05:34I want a cookie.
05:39Go away!
05:40Whatever.
05:46You okay, honey?
05:47How's the diet going?
05:49She's never going to stick to it.
05:51All she thought about today was food.
05:53It's true.
05:54I kept having these crazy visions of barbecued ribs and ice cream and...
06:00Uh, maybe you should just give up on this diet thing.
06:03Don't be silly.
06:04I want to lose at least 10 pounds.
06:06What for, hon?
06:08I think you've got a really cute figure.
06:10You should eat as much as you want.
06:12Oh, honey.
06:14Don't tell her that.
06:15She'll check your plate.
06:17It's okay, Mom.
06:19You can have some of my dinner.
06:21As much as you want.
06:23Here.
06:23And this.
06:24And this.
06:25This.
06:26And this.
06:27All your green peppers.
06:28How generous.
06:30I know.
06:32Eat hearty now.
06:34Hey!
06:35Nice try, but eat your own dinner.
06:37I'm still on a diet.
06:39Why?
06:39You don't have to do it for me.
06:41Me either.
06:42I like you big.
06:43I can hear you coming.
06:44Guys, I need to do this for me.
06:46I promised myself I wouldn't quit.
06:48So I won't give up.
07:00I guess it wouldn't hurt to have just one bite.
07:04Just one tiny...
07:08Oh, that's good.
07:10Maybe just one more teeny tiny little...
07:31So I'm guessing the diet's over.
07:33That house-cleaning idea was the best.
07:35I didn't lose a single pound.
07:38Well, better she use the whole fridge than my leg.
07:41Got that right.
07:42And I'll start a brand new diet tomorrow.
07:50Listen up, little people.
07:52It's almost time for the all-school junior Olympics again.
07:55And I'm sick and tired of Happy Bunny Kindergarten getting its pants beat off.
08:01So we're gonna whip you bunnies into shape with a good old-fashioned military workout.
08:06Who wants to sweat?
08:08Me, I wanna sweat.
08:09Bye, Father.
08:10Don't call me good, Father.
08:12I object.
08:13This is cruelty to children.
08:15If you wanna make us sweat, what's wrong with the Swedish sauna?
08:19Then we could cool our parched little throats with an iced cocoa mocha frappuccino.
08:27Whoa!
08:28Drank too fast!
08:29Brain freeze!
08:30Huh?
08:31Huh?
08:32Fall in, soldiers.
08:33Your first mission is to take this bridge.
08:37Yeah!
08:39I can't hear you!
08:42Sir!
08:42Yes, sir!
08:50Move it or lose it, soldier.
08:53Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:58Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:02Max, would you come on?
09:03You're holding up the whole platoon.
09:05Scary!
09:06You go...
09:07You go first.
09:08Mm-hmm.
09:12It's a bridge.
09:13I told ya.
09:15Ha!
09:15Ha!
09:16Ha!
09:16What is this?
09:18Bridge over to Wivakwai?
09:20Based on my calibrations, this structure is completely sound.
09:24So there's no danger at all if you stay in the middle and don't...
09:27Sway back and forth!
09:29Ah!
09:30Ah!
09:31It's an earthquake!
09:32Somebody help!
09:34Huh?
09:35You're shaking the bridge!
09:37Ah, really?
09:38This is shaking the bridge!
09:40Shut it out!
09:41Gee, Sam, but you don't have to yell.
09:43Sometimes I think you don't like me.
09:45You're right, monkey boy.
09:47I don't like you.
09:49I love you.
09:51I worship you.
09:53I bet it's a relief to let those feelings out, isn't it?
09:58Okay, junior commandos.
10:00The goal is to get past these pegs as quickly as possible.
10:03Now!
10:03Yes!
10:04Now!
10:07Picha!
10:08Huh?
10:08Shin-Shin's cheating!
10:11Come on, Max.
10:12Let me through.
10:13Whoa!
10:15Hurry up!
10:17Do it!
10:18Do it!
10:18Do it!
10:26Do it!
10:28on the lips I fell I fell for you too they say I'm a bad girl but you could
10:37change all that we see you and your rich uncle's 40 million dollar trust fund you
10:44have got to stop watching those soaps
10:53wow look at her go oh Miss Uma you climb as fast as a spider what a coincidence I'm known
11:00as Black
11:01Widow on the web that's why no one dates her they eat their husbands
11:19you soldiers are not what I call work into your full potential I guess you need some incentive
11:25what do I gotta do maybe rough up your daddy's only kidding here's my offer first kid to finish
11:34the course gets a little something special yeah it's a free trip to Hollywood where you'll
11:47receive a lifetime supply of brainless bikini babes courtesy of Chucky choose twice the sugar
11:52half the nutrition mr. Enzo sir Shin's thinking about naughty no-nos again I should have never
11:59gone into the witness protection program okay just hold on to the ring bow and swing across the water
12:07here don't let go now
12:20thanks your turn Shin-chan here I go go ahead here I go so do it here I go then
12:28go already okay now I'm really going here I go
12:34here I go here I go oh just go
12:41what a bonehead
12:44Cosmo let go of my legs man let go of me get your stinky old socks out of my face
12:52Shin-chan you'll never win the prize this way
12:55right the prize
12:56incoming
13:05I'll get you for this chimp face can you see him trying to follow me
13:10gee some kids will do anything for a lousy prize
13:13hey
13:13I'm the one who got bopped in the face
13:16you let go of that ring on purpose
13:18yes well excuse a move you told me
13:22let go let go so I did
13:26my brain hurts
13:30froggy frog
13:31jump the log
13:33my leg ow ow ow
13:36miss dory I broke my little leg
13:39don't move I'm coming Shin-chan
13:43hey what took you so long
13:45let's see your leg don't bother it's fine
13:47I don't mind seeing yours though
13:50you said you were hurt
13:52I just wanted to see if you'd save me
13:53I wouldn't leave you out here alone
13:58oh no we're sinking
13:59well you are
14:01huh
14:03sorry my mom goes all hock-a-loo-oo-oo
14:05if I get my pants wet
14:09oh don't worry about getting your wallet wet
14:12I borrowed it to buy gumballs
14:17gee so we all get a prize
14:20just for trying our best
14:22uh-huh we all win
14:23looks like I'm the only one who lost today
14:26ugh just throw that cheap outfit away
14:29trust me you haven't lost much
14:33except my mind
14:36I know how you feel door
14:38that Cosmo is such a troublemaker
14:41I heard that
14:46going out to eat a mamacita
14:48I'm eating at K for coffee
14:50try not to blow up the kitchen again while I'm gone
14:52hey they should put a warning on soda cans
14:54do not shake until fizzy and then heat and microwave
14:58oh dad's still sleeping
14:59better wake him up so he can keep an eye on you while I'm gone
15:02gotcha
15:03did you win the lottery or something?
15:06better
15:06for the next hour
15:07your dad's problem
15:10yes sir
15:14so doctor
15:15how do you discipline a problem child?
15:18let me stop you right there Bob
15:19there are no problem children
15:21just problem adults
15:23adults who don't understand that their young son
15:26it's usually a boy in these cases
15:27is simply trying to express affection for them
15:31he looks so peaceful
15:32it'd be a shame to wake him up
15:34don't you think?
15:35something destructive
15:36his parents should praise him for it
15:38absolutely
15:39in even the most extreme cases
15:41the child is seeking love
15:43and approval
15:49hmm
15:49coolly oolly sunny boy
15:51you deserve a reward
15:53how's about like a billion chalky chews
15:55and a wet bikini babe's calendar
15:59a child is considered weird or even dangerous
16:02is harmless as a fuzzy teddy bear
16:05and the wise parent will just relax
16:08and let him do his thing
16:09fascinating
16:10we'll be right back
16:12after this important message
16:14hey kids
16:15huh
16:16get a kick out of crime fighting
16:17like some punch with your lunch
16:19well if you want to be macho
16:21dress like muchacho
16:23with the official mask one mask and booster belt
16:25mask muchacho is a registered trademark
16:27of flammable funwear incorporated
16:29tune your chalk straps sold separately
16:30huh
16:31and don't forget
16:32the cha-cha mystery meatballs
16:34found wherever livestock buy products are sold
16:38are you feeling not so fresh?
16:42huh?
16:54uh-oh
17:02you shaved my eyebrows?
17:05you little yucks
17:06i'm gonna noogie noogie your nose off
17:09from now on
17:10nothing to eat but liver
17:12liver and cereal
17:14liver in your lunchbox
17:16bobbing around in your milk
17:23this sushi seaweed looks like eyebrows
17:30too groucho
17:37oh
17:37oh
17:38what am i crazy?
17:39that doesn't work
17:41oh
17:42way better
17:43not
17:44i am so dead
17:52what am i crazy?
18:00what am i crazy?
18:00uh-oh
18:06what am i crazy?
18:11It's 6 a.m. You go back to sleep. I got some packing to do.
18:16Only 6? I guess I could get some more Z's.
18:20But as long as I'm awake, I might as well get up.
18:24What's the matter, Shin? You look funny.
18:28I'm not the only one.
18:31I'm gonna go splash some water on my face.
18:35Dad, look!
18:36Huh?
18:42You make me very, very proud.
18:44I'm home!
18:47Hi, honey, I... Daddy!
18:49Chin-Chan, you're smothering me! I love you, Daddy!
18:53Huh?
18:55Harry, your eyebrows!
18:57Huh? What about them?
18:59Um, maybe you should look in the mirror.
19:04Oh, my!
19:07Give it to me straight.
19:08How bad is it?
19:10Oh, not as bad as you think.
19:13It's... well, it's actually...
19:14kind of... really, really bad.
19:26Hey, get a grip!
19:27What the heck is so funny?
19:29You look like a connect-the-dots puzzle!
19:35Dad, I think you should borrow this.
19:38You know, honey, you look a lot better.
19:40It's unconventional, but it does hide the eyebrows.
19:43So, what do you think?
19:45Can I wear it to work?
19:46Thank you!
19:49Oh!
19:51What about them?
19:52You said they made me look better!
19:54They do!
19:55That's the problem!
19:56I know!
19:57You can pretend your eyebrows burned off when the kitchen exploded!
20:01Huh?
20:02Sure!
20:03We'll bandage you up!
20:04Say you took some shrapnel from Shin's cola bombs.
20:07Whoa!
20:08You're a genius, Mamacita!
20:10Yep!
20:11I think we got the problem covered.
20:13Well, it's a definite improvement over those glasses, huh?
20:18Not bad!
20:19Doesn't look too stupid!
20:20No way!
20:21In fact, you could start a whole new trend!
20:24Uh... a trend?
20:26Oh, yeah!
20:27Band-Aid Brows!
20:29The safe and easy face-piercing alternative!
20:32So, the guys at work won't make fun of me?
20:34No!
20:36You sure?
20:37Totally!
20:38Right?
20:39Right!
20:41I hope so, because I hate when people laugh at me!
20:44Don't worry!
20:45What kind of person would laugh at you?
20:46Yeah!
20:47Like totally rude, dude!
20:53Huh?
21:06Fine!
21:07Yoke it up!
21:08Go on!
21:09Anybody want to play connect-a-dots?
21:11Huh?
21:14Sorry!
21:15You just look so stupid!
21:17Well, if you think that's stupid!
21:19Hee-hee-hee-hee!
21:20Woo-hoo-hoo!
21:21Hee-hee!
21:21Ha-ha!
21:22Fernandez
21:26Say hey!
21:28Fernandez
21:39See hey!
21:42Fernandez
21:49Shin-chan
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