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00:04Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:07You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:09Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:12He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:14A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:17He's the kid with an attitude
00:19Shin-chan
00:21He drives his parents crazy
00:24His teachers scratch their hands
00:27Homework's just a dirty word
00:29Rather stay at home in bed
00:31His mama's little angel
00:33Just ask her
00:35Just ask her
00:36But he's a walking, talking blueprint for disaster
00:40Blueprint for disaster
00:43Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:46You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:49Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:51He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:54A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:56He's the kid with an attitude
00:58Shin-chan
01:09Okay, class, everyone out, we're here
01:14Two lions, children
01:16Miss Dory's class and the smart one
01:18I don't know how to ski
01:19I'm scared I'll fall
01:21Oh, I was scared too, my first time
01:24But I was flying down Mount Doom at a hundred miles an hour
01:28So I just concentrated on not smacking into a pine tree
01:31Mount Doom?
01:33Cosmo, why'd you go down such a dangerous slope your first time out?
01:37My mom pushed me
01:39That's the only way to breed a champion
01:41Be firm
01:43Even if they beg
01:44Gee, I suddenly understand Cosmo a lot better
01:47Hey, happy bunny kitty garden
01:50Ready to hit the slopes?
01:52Uh, anybody seen Shin-chan?
01:54I hope you frisked him for cherry bombs, Miss Dory
01:56School insurance won't cover an avalanche
01:59Uh, I'll go find him
02:01Shin-chan!
02:02Mrs. Nohara?
02:04Oh, for gosh sakes
02:07Oops, don't
02:08Lucky, I can't get mom's underpants over your head
02:11I have a private jet delivered to Mrs. Richard Gere
02:14Cast away on this island
02:16I'll never see my family again
02:17Oh, thank God
02:20A therapist could make a career off these people
02:24Hey, any scouts from the Winter Olympics?
02:27Hot talent here
02:28Yellow snowsuit
02:30I ski like a pro
02:31Skis in Cosmos
02:32Got no skis
02:33Trip on, monkey boy
02:34Any scouts here will want to know my name
02:36No problem
02:36I rode it over there in the snow
02:38See that yellow patch?
02:40You're gross!
02:41Listen up, happy snow bunnies
02:43Miss Dory's gonna show us all how to go downhill fast
02:46Kinda like my life
02:51Wow, she's good!
02:54She's hard, couldn't she?
02:56Wow!
02:58She's good!
02:59Wow!
02:59Wow!
03:04Now that's just basic form
03:06Don't expect to go that fast right away
03:08Whoa, you got some mean moves, Dory
03:10Where'd you learn that stuff?
03:12Did your mom push you off a mountain?
03:14No, I just practiced
03:16Who wants a lesson?
03:17Ha! Begging for a five-year-old's attention?
03:19It doesn't get much sadder than that
03:21I'm just doing my job
03:23And whose attention are you trying to get in that outfit, Slappy the Clown?
03:27It's so loud it makes my ears ring
03:28I don't expect you to understand fashion
03:31Where'd you get that parka?
03:32Army surplus?
03:33Actually, it was a gift from my boyfriend
03:35Aw, sorry to rub it in
03:36The last date you had was for teeth cleaning
03:40Now, now, ladies, ladies, calm down
03:43What's going on?
03:44I don't know
03:45Low set, people
03:46We're shooting a Michael Jackson video here
03:48You're kidding?
03:49Where's Michael Jackson?
03:50The old guy in the middle
03:51Personally, I think he went a little too far this time with the surgery
03:54Hey, for five bucks, I can give you the inside scoop on Bubbles
03:58Shin!
03:59Cut me out!
04:02Let's get these freaking lessons over with
04:04Before Shin gets us all arrested
04:06You would not like to spend the night in the joint, boys and girls
04:11Not that I have been in the slammer myself
04:14Change the subject
04:15Miss Dora here
04:16She's gonna take the beginners
04:18And the really advanced gears go with Miss Uma
04:21She's an Olympic champ
04:23Berk, me?
04:24That's what you told me at the Christmas party
04:27Was it two gold medals or three?
04:29Must have been for that new Olympic event
04:32Bull throwing
04:33Oh, I don't like to brag, Mr. Enzo
04:36But I can't seem to ski without winning a prize
04:40A boobie prize
04:43Right up with me, Cosmo
04:45I want to test you on how to use these poles
04:48Cosmo's not here
04:49He's getting first aid
04:50Some rotten kid put grape juice in his inhaler
04:53Guess you're stuck with me
04:55I can always jump
05:00Oh, I'm wondering if you're gonna get up the nerve to kiss me
05:03And I'm wondering what time the bar opens
05:08Uh, you all go first
05:10I'll be right behind you
05:11No, you go first, Miss Uma
05:13Show us your form
05:14Yeah, she don't want to learn from champ
05:19Um, better idea
05:24Let's race
05:25I'll give you all a head start
05:26Very sporting of you, ma'am
05:28Oh, cheetah
05:33Well, that got rid of the little rugrats
05:36Nice work
05:37Now it's just you and me, babe
05:39Leave me alone
05:41Okay
05:41Play hard to do
05:43Check it out
05:44They get put ski
05:45Rosy cheek
05:46Coming home
05:48That little throwback can make it
05:49So can I
05:50Nobody's looking
05:51I'll give it a try
05:52Let's see now
05:53Feet together
05:54Slide forward
05:55And
05:56And
06:05Are you taking a break?
06:07She won't win the race this way
06:09I have to drop out
06:10I... I'm hurt.
06:12There's something wrong with my legs.
06:14Not from this angle.
06:15Your butt's kind of bony, though.
06:17Thanks for the pep talk.
06:20Go on. You go first.
06:22Aw.
06:23I want to go with Yuma.
06:26Ooma.
06:27Oh, no!
06:29You forgot your ski poles!
06:32Help me!
06:34Out of the way!
06:36Was that a teacher?
06:38What a show-off.
06:41Is she crazy?
06:46Oh, Cosmo!
06:47Get my lawyer on the cell phone!
06:50Nice work, little snow buddies.
06:53Oh.
06:54Come on, NeNe.
06:55Home stretch.
06:57Yeah!
07:05Oh, wow!
07:11Yeah, watch me see me!
07:15Afraid I missed the demo, Miss Uma.
07:17Could you do it again?
07:21Some other time.
07:23Like when monkeys fly out of my tailpipe.
07:26Check it out!
07:27It's Shin-Chan!
07:29Bass, awkward, butt-mobile!
07:32Oh, Shin-Chan.
07:34What a strange little boy.
07:36I crack!
07:40I hope he freezes his assets!
07:42Ah!
07:55She kind of lost her balance when I stuck that snowball down her pants.
08:01Oh, golly, Mom!
08:12Keep that amateur off the slopes before she kills somebody.
08:16Sorry.
08:18Amateur, huh?
08:20Okay.
08:20I never won a medal.
08:22The closest I ever got to the Olympics was my Nadia Kamenech action doll.
08:27There's just no excuse for lying to us all about your past.
08:30Unless you're wanted in three states and the mob's on your tail, which does not apply to me personally.
08:36Makes it hard to believe anything you tell us.
08:38Your age, for instance, seems to me you've been 29 a long time.
08:43Oh, yeah?
08:44Why, you're so honest.
08:45Has anyone actually seen this boyfriend of yours?
08:48I prefer to keep my personal life private, but trust me, he's real.
08:52Oh, sure he is.
08:53About as real as that hair color.
08:56Want to talk hair?
08:56When you're giving Cher her wig back, when you give Doofy Duck back that goofy bow!
09:00Uh, now ladies, ladies...
09:02Hey, what's up?
09:03Looks like a fight.
09:04Shh, keep it down.
09:05We're taping a TV show.
09:07Yeah, which one?
09:08An after-school special.
09:09Vito's got two mommies.
09:11Shin-chan, we told you to cut it out!
09:15Okay, now, boys and girls, your teachers are gonna shake hands like two grown-ups.
09:21I'm the grown-up.
09:22She's just a neener, neener hot dog wiener.
09:24Come on, Uma, let's not go to the mattresses over this.
09:27You, me, Dory, we'll have a sit-down over dinner.
09:30I'm not hungry.
09:31Too bad.
09:32Teacher's meals are part of the package.
09:34They're free?
09:35Ugh, a warm meal and a hot bath.
09:37Sounds good to me.
09:39You know, honey, we might actually have some time alone tonight.
09:43Shin's gonna poop out early.
09:44Yeah, that skiing really wore him out.
09:47Hey, a little help here!
09:48What?
09:51I'm freezing my binky!
09:53What are you doing up there?
09:55I wanted to check it out.
09:57Miss Dory said it was a nice swan.
09:59I said it was an ice swan.
10:02Just hang on, little guy.
10:04Don't move.
10:05Don't breathe.
10:05Don't nothing.
10:07I'm coming, Shin-Shan!
10:12Here, Shin-Shan, grab my hand.
10:15Kill you, guys!
10:17Huh?
10:18Oh!
10:20Oh, my...
10:29His fault!
10:30Their fault!
10:30My fault!
10:31I told you not to climb that thing.
10:34You're lucky I didn't get hurt.
10:36Oh, didn't you?
10:38Well, the day's not over yet!
10:41I'm too embarrassed to show my face in the lobby.
10:43Let's just order from room service.
10:45Fine with me.
10:46I think I punctured a kidney falling on that beak.
10:49Gee, I wanted to go out to eat.
10:52But if you'd rather spend quality time, just the three of us in this room all night long.
10:59All right, all right, all right, all right, all right!
11:04You went to bed?
11:05We're supposed to have dinner with the principal.
11:08Aren't you coming?
11:09And spoil your fun.
11:10I know you just want to laugh at me behind my back.
11:12Oh, you're such a pain.
11:13Fine, stay and sulk if you want to.
11:15I'm going to eat.
11:17Sorry.
11:18We're entirely booked.
11:22That's the third restaurant we tried.
11:24They're all full.
11:25Help!
11:26Somebody feed me!
11:27Oh, keep your shirt on.
11:29And your pants, too.
11:31Mama, you look sick.
11:32Is something wrong?
11:33Nobody move.
11:34Don't turn around.
11:36Well, hey, it's the Noharas.
11:38What's up, Nene?
11:38Hi, did you guys eat yet?
11:41Sit with us.
11:42There's plenty of room.
11:43Gee, we almost didn't see you.
11:46My mom's not feeling too well.
11:48Whoa, and she sure need all this greasy food.
11:51Well, it would certainly be a shame to waste it.
11:53Well, I'll pitch in and help, okay?
11:56Oh, waiter!
11:57Can we get three extra plates in a donkey bag here?
12:01Hey, don't tell me she's still ticked off at you.
12:03She wouldn't even come to dinner.
12:05She is such a sourpuss.
12:07I know the type.
12:08I had a nun like her at St. Pugnacious back in Passaic.
12:12Passaic, New Jersey?
12:13You said you were from Sweden.
12:16Yeah, you betcha.
12:17I could sure go for some lutefisk right now.
12:20But enough about me.
12:21I want to know more about you.
12:23I'm sorry, Mr. Enzo.
12:25I'm still so mad at Uma.
12:27Yeah, sure, sure.
12:28So talk about it.
12:29Tell me your problems.
12:30Everybody needs to spill their guts now and then.
12:33The school's paying for this.
12:35So the only tip I'm giving you is
12:37find a better job.
12:38I believe designer water was included.
12:41Oh, brother.
12:42Does he get you ready for this?
12:46I'm not even hungry.
12:47But if the school's buying, I'm eating.
12:50Thanks so much for dinner.
12:51I've never seen a kid eat a whole pork shoulder.
12:54The secret is,
12:55you just don't stop to chew.
12:56So, shall we meet for breakfast?
12:58Dinner for six, $110.
13:01Those cheap Noharas.
13:03They soaked me again.
13:06And my mama never understood me.
13:09Mainly because she didn't speak English.
13:11And now I'm stuck in this lousy chub.
13:14Why?
13:15Why?
13:15Well, you're very good with kids.
13:18I'm going to die in a freaking kindergarten.
13:22I should have took my chances on the outside.
13:25You're not going to die.
13:26Great.
13:27Take away my last hope, why don't you?
13:30Well, I'm glad you got all that off your chest.
13:35Well, he finally fell asleep, huh?
13:37Shh.
13:38I want him to stay asleep, okay?
13:41Hey, you want to check out the nightlife in this joint?
13:43Yeah.
13:45If we tiptoe out, he won't even know we're gone.
13:50Sucka!
13:52Huh?
13:56My folks fell asleep.
13:57I'm bored.
13:58I'm wide awake.
13:59I'm Bo.
14:01Well, long as we're up,
14:02let's check out the nightlife in this joint.
14:05Shin-chan will get in trouble.
14:07Yeah.
14:08We'll get there if we're lucky.
14:12Wow.
14:13Golly.
14:13Whoa.
14:17Huh?
14:18Hey, what are you kids doing here?
14:20Who wants a dance lesson?
14:22Feeling any better?
14:24Who knew they'd actually have Lutifisc at that restaurant?
14:30Thanks for the lesson, Mrs. Lutifisc.
14:32Go, go, go, go!
14:35Go, go, go!
14:36Go, go, go, go!
14:37Hey, Uma!
14:38I'm the biggest fan!
14:39You're the pussy!
14:55I'm the pussy!
15:02Everything hurts!
15:07I'm not surprised.
15:08It's not bad enough you fell off a mountain.
15:11You also had to go dancing all night.
15:13Well, I'm going to breakfast.
15:15Breakfast?
15:18Breakfast?
15:19Breakfast, breakfast!
15:22Move, Uma!
15:23All meals are included!
15:28No, Oops!
15:29Could you give me a lift?
15:36What do you want from me?
15:39Lady, are you all right?
15:42Yeah, sure.
15:44Just doing my morning push-ups.
15:46Sometimes it's good to add a little extra weight.
15:50Don't you have parents?
15:52What do you want?
15:53A little good morning kiss.
15:55Dream on. You're too young for me.
15:57That didn't bother you last night.
16:01Buttman in the house.
16:04I'm your biggest fan.
16:07Don't you remember? We got it on.
16:11No, you just got them off. Your pants, that is.
16:15And if I were your poor mother, I'd put a padlock on them.
16:18Ha!
16:21Shin-chan!
16:23What's making that creaking noise?
16:26She is.
16:27Huh?
16:35Well, our last day on the slopes.
16:37Let's make the most of it.
16:39Ha-ha!
16:39Hooly-ooly, a kissing booth.
16:42Huh?
16:42I'll take three big fat slobbery wet ones, please.
16:45Shin-chan, get your butt over here.
16:47Hmm.
16:47And would you call security?
16:49Those two weirdos have been following me around all morning.
16:53Shin-chan, listen very carefully now.
16:55I want you to be a good boy and not spoil the day for mommy and daddy.
16:59Alright, hon?
17:00Your eyebrows twitching.
17:02Uh, ski lift, anyone?
17:08Shin, when we get to the top, jump right off.
17:13Let's all count together.
17:15Ready?
17:15Uh-huh.
17:16One, two, three!
17:20Four, five, six, hey!
17:23Huh?
17:23No one said count to three.
17:25Shin-chan, sit down before you fall!
17:28Jump off when you get to the bottom!
17:31No, you guys go ski.
17:32I'm gonna ride this thing all day.
17:34Hey, you!
17:35What?
17:37Keep an eye on that kid.
17:39Oh, I'm so ever so sorry.
17:41Oh, so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
17:43Ah, these two, I tell ya.
17:45Always getting in trouble.
17:46Because of you, you little cheeseball!
17:49That's a lame excuse.
17:52So, shall we try again?
17:55Yeah!
17:56I'll go first, you follow.
17:57Okay, but I think I'll let Shin-chan go before me.
18:01It's safer with him in the middle.
18:04Uh-oh.
18:06Oh, Shin-chan, no!
18:07Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:09Hey, you guys are getting smaller and smaller!
18:12I'm coming, Shin-chan!
18:13He's picking up speed!
18:15Hurry, hurry!
18:16Whoa!
18:20Shin, look out!
18:23You shouldn't ski backwards, honey.
18:28I'm so sorry, but thank you, thank you.
18:30Oh, thank you so much.
18:31Oh, we're so sorry.
18:32Oh, Shin!
18:32I found her in the woods.
18:34Can I keep her?
18:35How would you like a ski cap full of nuggies?
18:38Well, uh, nice meeting you.
18:42Nice form.
18:44Hey, she's a hot dogger.
18:46Look at her buns!
18:53Well, one more time?
18:55Let's hit the slopes.
18:56Now, we'll go nice and slow this time so you won't have an accident, okay?
19:00Got that, Mitch.
19:02He's talking to you, wise guy.
19:04Let's go!
19:05Huh?
19:07Shin-chan, come back!
19:08Your ski poles!
19:10What?
19:15Yo!
19:16You ski better than me!
19:20Oh, your new skis, they were so expensive.
19:22Yeah, we better go after them before they get lost.
19:25What do you mean we?
19:26What do you mean we?
19:27Great.
19:28If I'm not back tomorrow, send a search party.
19:30Dad!
19:31Break for ski bunnies!
19:32We'll wait right here!
19:34Let us know if you need anything!
19:36Oh, you mean like help?
19:40What do you mean you can't find them?
19:42I looked everywhere.
19:43They just disappeared.
19:44What am I gonna do with you?
19:46Always losing your things.
19:50Doggy!
19:51Doggy!
19:52Doggy!
19:52Doggy!
19:52Doggy!
19:53Doggy!
19:54Look!
19:56Let's go!
19:58Uh, well, we got one ski.
20:01But where's two ski?
20:02Uh, maybe he won't need it.
20:04Where'd he learn to do that?
20:05Huh?
20:06Woohoo!
20:07One ski!
20:07One ski!
20:08One more fun ski!
20:09He's not like the other kids, is he, honey?
20:12Ha!
20:12Got that right!
20:14Uh-oh!
20:15Huh?
20:16Yo, pretty momma!
20:17Huh?
20:18Down here!
20:19Huh?
20:19Could you help me out?
20:21Sad story.
20:22I got two months to live and I've never been kissed.
20:25Don't worry, I just look like a kid.
20:27I'm actually a 45-year-old accountant.
20:30Oh!
20:31It's...
20:32Oh!
20:34Oh!
20:38Morning, Miss Uma!
20:39Excuse me!
20:41Hey!
20:42I wanna try that!
20:43Yeah!
20:43Wait for me!
20:44Ha!
20:46Thanks, Miss Uma!
20:47You're a snake!
20:49Boom, boom.
20:51Oh, oh!
20:58Huh...
21:00You've had a lot of fun, ski yelling out!
21:03Woo, hoo!
21:04Take your learn to ski out once you scream and shout!
21:07Yeah!
21:08If you're happy when it's snowing-
21:15I'd like to share your sorrow, but I will be back tomorrow
21:18Cause I left our housekies back there in their snow
21:21Ho, ho!
21:44Shin-chan!
21:52Shin-chan!
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