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00:04Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:07You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:09Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:12He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:14A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:17He's the kid with an attitude
00:19Shin-chan
00:20He drives his parents crazy
00:24His teachers scratch their hands
00:27Homework's just a dirty word
00:29Rather stay at home in bed
00:32His mama's little angel
00:34Just ask her
00:35Just ask her
00:36But he's a walking, talking blueprint for disaster
00:40Blueprint for disaster
00:44Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:46You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:49Say hey, hey, Shin-chan
00:51He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:54A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:57He's the kid with an attitude
00:59Shin-chan
01:04Don't tell me my time is up
01:06I'm not done making my point
01:08Right, just because I'm a woman
01:10You think you can push me around, huh?
01:13Well, that chance...
01:14Yeah, right on!
01:15Tell it, sister!
01:16Oh, I'd wish she'd crank it down a little
01:18Oh, really?
01:19And why is that?
01:20Just because she's trying to defend women's rights
01:22Does that threaten you, Harry?
01:24It has nothing to do with women's rights
01:27Somebody mentioned women's tights?
01:29It's that voice, and jeez, it's like dragging a cat down a blackboard
01:33Oh, admit it, it's not her voice, it's what she has to say
01:36Whose tights?
01:38Yours or an actual woman's?
01:40That is so typical
01:41When we ask to be treated as equals, it's
01:44Shut up now, sweetie, you're getting on my nerves
01:46Excuse me?
01:48You're wearing women's tights?
01:50I have never once told you to shut up
01:52But you think it!
01:54Same thing!
01:54Right, tights?
01:55All men like you want is a big-chested little mush-brain who follows orders
02:00Then I would have married my secretary
02:02Or tight tights
02:03Now, why did you bring her up?
02:05Is something going on between you two?
02:07Huh?
02:07What?
02:07Are you nuts?
02:09Our relationship is strictly professional
02:11Yeah?
02:12She was snuggled awfully close in that photo from your business retreat at Mount Fuji Fun Farm
02:18She was, uh, scared of the baby llama
02:21Huh, so she's brain damaged
02:23Well, at least that explains why she's attracted to you
02:26I'm not attractive
02:28You cut your big honking toe claws at the kitchen table
02:31Think that's attractive?
02:33Apparently, you did
02:34You're the one who begged me to marry you
02:36Huh, you're dreaming
02:38You said
02:39I know I'm not worthy of such an angel
02:41But I'll die without you
02:42You were desperate
02:44Ha, ha, ha, ha
02:46Ah, you were desperate
02:47No other man can measure to your manly mannish manliness
02:51I must have you
02:53Does that refresh your memory?
02:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
02:56Oh, I see
02:58So you married me out of pity?
03:00Is that what you're saying?
03:02Fat head!
03:02Don't you speak to me till you apologize
03:05Oh, forget it!
03:07You apologize to me
03:09So I'm guessing it's separate bags tonight?
03:13That's right
03:14Cool
03:15I need a break from both your big honking toenails.
03:19Shin, tell your father he can make his own breakfast.
03:22Tell your mother my socks taste better than her eggs.
03:26Hey, it's cold.
03:30You guys still aren't talking?
03:32We have nothing to say to each other.
03:35But don't worry, little buddy.
03:36Things haven't changed between you and your favorite parent.
03:39And that would be who?
03:40Oh, don't worry about hurting his feelings, Shin.
03:43Shin, just tell the truth.
03:44Who would you say is your favorite parent?
03:48Uh, the one who gives me the most stuff.
03:51Right, good old dad.
03:53I'm the one who brings home the bacon.
03:55Yeah, a pack of pork rinds all he can afford on that measly little paycheck.
04:00Oh, I just don't want to...
04:01Don't worry, Shin. I'll earn some real money.
04:03I can always go back to my old career.
04:05A career?
04:06She wore a paper hat and said,
04:08Oh, that's low, Harry, putting me down in front of my son.
04:12But it doesn't change anything.
04:14A boy loves his mother.
04:15I'm his favorite.
04:16If you think demeaning me in front of Shin is going to score points with a kid, forget it.
04:21He respects me.
04:22I'm his favorite.
04:23I feel like a piece of meat.
04:26Good feeling.
04:29I'm home!
04:31Whoa!
04:34Ready for a snack, honey bunny?
04:36I'm not worthy.
04:38I'm not worthy.
04:39See?
04:40All your favorite foods from your favorite parents.
04:45Dinner!
04:47Whoa!
04:48Cheesy Mac!
04:49Cheesy Mac!
04:50Cheesy Mac!
04:50I'm in a Cheesy Mac attack!
04:53Where's my boy?
04:54Huh?
04:54Look what I got.
04:55The Mass Muchacho Deluxe Power Claw Action Kit.
04:59Whoa!
05:00That is so pathetic.
05:02Bribing a kid with toys.
05:03Well, you're bribing him with yellow dye-flavored cheesy-type product.
05:07At least my bribe won't make him grow two heads.
05:10So, little fella, made up your mind who your favorite parent is yet?
05:14You're moving up the charts.
05:17There's more junk food where this came from, my little prince.
05:20Now, who do you love?
05:22I would see to you!
05:24Yeah, but I'm the one who bought you this super cool toy.
05:27That's true.
05:29So what?
05:29I give you yummy treats!
05:31Or punch.
05:31Come on, who do you love more?
05:33Uh, I...
05:34No contest, right?
05:36I...
05:36Which one's your favorite?
05:42Oh, how can you do this to a little kid?
05:46Can't just pick one over the other.
05:48It hurts too much.
05:51You're right, son.
05:52You shouldn't have to choose.
05:54I knew you'd understand.
05:56So I'll take both.
05:57See ya!
05:58Wouldn't wanna be ya!
05:59Shin-chan!
06:00Shin-chan!
06:02Shin-chan!
06:05You know, in the movies when parents fight, sometimes they split up.
06:10But don't worry, the kid always keeps their dog.
06:15This whole thing started when I couldn't say which one's my favorite.
06:18But I still can't decide.
06:20So why don't you go pick for me?
06:22Go ahead.
06:23Careful, though.
06:24The one you don't pick's gonna be mad.
06:27Oh, now, Harry.
06:29Fine.
06:29If that's the way he's gonna be, I'll just go stay with Kay for a while.
06:32Who needs him?
06:33Ugh!
06:34But Mom's got her good points.
06:36Oh, that woman is infuriating.
06:38Fine.
06:38I'll just leave the office.
06:40At least my secretary thinks I'm the world's greatest boss.
06:43Oh, Dad's not so bad.
06:44Oh, my gosh.
06:46Oh, look at that.
06:47Come on, Rick.
06:49Shin-chan.
06:50Oh, I remember this.
06:52Sweetheart, we have a son.
06:55Oh, thank you.
06:57Oh, Shin-chan.
06:59I remember this.
07:01Oh, Bear.
07:03You are such a good daddy.
07:05Ha, ha, ha.
07:06Shin-chan!
07:07Uh-huh.
07:12Mitzi, I'm sorry.
07:14Oh, Harry, no.
07:16It was my fault.
07:17Baby Bear.
07:19Papa Bear.
07:22Oh, Shin-chan.
07:24Whoa.
07:25So the fight's over?
07:26What fight?
07:28Come on, bath time.
07:29Want me to wash your hair for you?
07:30Hmm?
07:32Cool.
07:33Ha, ha, ha.
07:34Gotcha.
07:35Ha, ha.
07:36This is really a happy ending.
07:39Or not.
07:41Two claws.
07:42Ah!
07:44Ah!
07:50Listen up, people.
07:52As you know, our student softball game is coming up,
07:56and we don't want to get ugly like last time.
07:59I mean, there was some heavy betting on the game.
08:02Couple of teachers got threatened.
08:05But I promise not to do that anymore.
08:07So no pressure.
08:09We're all going to play for fun.
08:11All right!
08:12Yeah!
08:13And just to sweeten the pot,
08:15if your team wins,
08:17you get a week in Paris.
08:18Paris?
08:19Don't even think about beating us.
08:21If anyone's going to Paris,
08:22a win or a girl.
08:24I'm winning that trip, I can win.
08:25A week in Paris, bath set?
08:27I am going to Paris!
08:32Okay, my little champs.
08:34Are we ready for softball practice?
08:36Ah!
08:37I'll hit the ball and you catch,
08:39and try to catch it on the fly.
08:41Whoa, that'll hurt.
08:43I better dress for her a little.
08:45Not that kind of fly, Shin-Shan.
08:47See, the idea is to keep me from getting to first base.
08:51No problem.
08:52Back off!
08:53If anyone's getting to first base with this muffin,
08:56it's me.
08:57Why do I try?
08:59Could we move this along?
09:00I'm meeting my physics tutor.
09:01He needs help understanding the time-space continuum.
09:03Whoa, Kazi.
09:05I love when you talk nerdy.
09:07This is pervo off of me!
09:10Oh!
09:11Yeah!
09:13Yeah!
09:14Yeah!
09:14Oh, Shin-Shan,
09:15that looks kind of silly on your head.
09:17Oh, I wondered what the hole was for.
09:22No, look.
09:24It belongs on your hand.
09:26Whoa.
09:26Now that looks silly.
09:28This one's gonna be high, wide, and inside.
09:32Hey!
09:32Slow is my fat aunt.
09:33Bully, shut up so we can get this over with.
09:36Here it comes!
09:38Ah!
09:39Oh!
09:39Ah!
09:40Ooh!
09:41Whoa!
09:42It's a hit!
09:43It's a hit!
09:44It's...
09:45Oh!
09:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:48I'm so sorry about your office window, Mr. Enzo.
09:51I hope you won't hurt.
09:52I'm so sorry.
09:53Please say you won't give me, please.
09:53Nah, fortunately, I had just dived under my desk.
09:55But do me a favor.
09:57Next time, don't scream.
09:58It's a hit!
09:59It was just...
10:08Bo, don't you see the ball?
10:10Perfect sphere.
10:11Genuine cowhide.
10:14108 stitches.
10:29Well, at least I've got one player who's focused.
10:32There's Pachi in my pants.
10:34And one who's just weird.
10:37Okay, Shin, I'll give you something that's easy to catch.
10:40No, thanks.
10:41I already had mono.
10:43By the way, never kiss a dog on the lips.
10:46She's sending you a pop fly.
10:48Know what that is?
10:49Oh, sure.
10:50A fly with a wife and kids.
10:52Listen, you ignoramus.
10:54We're not talking about insects here.
10:56Are you crazy?
10:57Yeah, crazy for you, you big log.
11:02Uh, ready now, Shin-chan?
11:07Yeah, give me your best shot, babe.
11:09Yeah, bad-a-bada-bada-bada-bada-little-rip.
11:13I got it!
11:14I got it!
11:15I got it!
11:20Oh, it got me first.
11:25Okay, we'll try again.
11:31Huh?
11:32Ugh, maybe he'll stay focused if I give him a bat.
11:37Okay, Shin, ready to hit one out of the park?
11:40Shoot one on the plate, doi-little!
11:43Uh, Shin-chan?
11:44What?
11:46You, uh, need to look at the picture.
11:49Picture of what?
11:50I don't see any pictures.
11:51We're not in a museum.
11:53No, I mean the guy with the ball behind you, see?
11:57Cosmo's going to throw it at you.
11:58I just like him sneaking up on me.
12:01Cheater!
12:02Ugh.
12:03Now listen.
12:05Stand right over here and look at Cosmo.
12:07Gag me.
12:08Can't you put a bag over his head?
12:10Miss Dory, can't we knock him out and use him for third base?
12:13No, play nice.
12:17Skee-ball!
12:23Wow, a home run!
12:25My bat!
12:26Huh?
12:33Oh, I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
12:35Please forgive me.
12:36I'm so sorry.
12:37It was an accident.
12:37Hey, I know.
12:39It's not like you're trying to kill me.
12:41I'm so sorry.
12:42I'm so sorry.
12:43Better see if she's got ties to the scoongee-ly family.
12:46Oh, Godfather, don't blame Miss Dory for this.
12:51It was the Cosmo.
12:52Holy mo!
12:53Now I'm three minutes late.
12:55This throws my whole day off.
12:57Oh, I don't get paid enough for this.
13:10You loser's bat first.
13:12I hear you can't hit.
13:14Oh, I can hit.
13:15Want these knuckles up your nose?
13:16Oh!
13:17Uh, ladies, maybe we should let the kids decide who's up first.
13:22Ready?
13:24Rock, paper, scissors.
13:27Ha!
13:27Paper, Glovers, Rock!
13:29I win!
13:30I win!
13:30I won the game!
13:32It's such a shame!
13:34You're both so lame!
13:38Rock, paper, scissors.
13:41Cheetah won.
13:41We take field first.
13:43Let's play ball!
13:45Now get out there and win!
13:48Now get out there and win!
13:48Yeah!
13:49Okay, everyone.
13:50You focused?
13:52You feel inside my belly button.
13:53I think I lost my gum in here.
13:56Everyone but Shin, you focused?
14:05Did you see that fastball?
14:08No, but the wind ruffled my pigtails.
14:11Cheetah makes them wet their diapy-wipies.
14:20Monkey boys swing so fast, Cheetah can't see bath!
14:24Ha-ha.
14:26You see that?
14:27Shin-chan, shouldn't you practice with one of these?
14:30Funny.
14:31I had one a minute ago.
14:40Play ball!
14:52Stay rake!
14:56Shin-chan, you're supposed to swing at the ball!
14:59It's that little round thing!
15:02Oh, right!
15:03Ha!
15:03Cheetah throws so fast, you never see it coming!
15:10Shin, don't swing until he actually throws the ball!
15:15Cheetah working too hard!
15:18Little loser boy going to go down easy.
15:22Ha-ha!
15:23Puff ball!
15:27Hey!
15:28No fair!
15:29Shin-chan!
15:30Run to first!
15:32Got you!
15:33Throw to first!
15:34He's going!
15:37Shin, look what I've got for you!
15:39This July from the Teachers and Beachwear calendar.
15:43And there's 11 more!
15:45Safe!
15:45Huh?
15:46If you score a run, you could also have Miss January!
15:49Ha-ha-ha!
15:51I've heard about her!
15:53She's only wearing two post-its in a grade bucket!
15:57That's what I wore to the New Year's Eve party!
15:59I knew that sneak dory had a camera!
16:03Come on!
16:04Let's strike her out!
16:07Steal!
16:08Second!
16:09I know I look like a total boob,
16:11but as long as Shin gets the signal...
16:12If I might interject...
16:14Huh?
16:14It might be more effective to holler,
16:17Hey, dum-dum!
16:18Hey?
16:19You want to go share these on that gum while you're chewing?
16:21Oh, this is really gonna get ugly!
16:25Susan!
16:26Look this way!
16:27Huh?
16:28Oh, hey, oh!
16:30Oh!
16:32Monkey, key!
16:33No!
16:33Under!
16:34Stance!
16:35Catchy face!
16:36Bird brain dance!
16:37You coming on to me?
16:39I'm giving you secret signals, you pointy-headed pea-brain.
16:45Wookie, wookie, wookie, bad bug, boogie.
16:47I'm out.
16:48Catch a clue, Sport. She's giving you a secret message.
16:52Ooh, what's the secret?
16:54Steal second base. You got it.
16:56Did you even hear what I said?
16:59Sure, steal second.
17:00Look out, he's gonna steal second.
17:02Oh.
17:05La, la, la, la.
17:07Cheetah, look!
17:10Never mind, my mistake.
17:12Hey, nice loincloth. Your mom noticed a cat missing?
17:14Yeah, I'm getting pretty good with this ventriloquist dummy.
17:17Wanna hear him sing Bear Barrel, Polka?
17:20You steal base! Cheetah kill!
17:23Go on for it!
17:26Gee, Sam, it's only a bottle cap. I thought it was money.
17:30Cheetah missed!
17:33Ocean!
17:34Come on, circle around!
17:35Okay, but softball is sure a stupid game.
17:40I meant circle the bases, Potato Head!
17:44Why did you say so?
17:46I'm gonna upchuck my chimichanga.
17:48I gotcha!
17:50Save!
18:00You did it!
18:01All right, go, Cosmo! Go!
18:02I'm a froggy on a log, and I love to hop and leap.
18:05But I sat this way too long, not my froggy butt to sleep.
18:08Run, Shin! You can score!
18:10Score?
18:11Whoa!
18:15I'm gonna score!
18:18Score with who?
18:20Who's the lucky baby?
18:22Got him!
18:31Safe!
18:32Yay! Home run, home run!
18:34All right!
18:36Who did it?
18:37We're up by one!
18:38Let's keep the lead!
18:41Yeah!
18:42Bottom of the ninth!
18:43If we strike him out, we'd win!
18:45Yeah!
18:46Anyone seen my glove?
18:47Strike Cheetah out?
18:49Ha!
18:49A kid pops steroids like their breath mints!
18:59Ball!
19:02The Brainiac's going down!
19:10Shortstop, you're Ball!
19:11Hey, who's the shortstop?
19:12You missed a ball, stupid!
19:14Shin, you're the shortstop!
19:16Whoa!
19:17Well, guess the time I'm ready.
19:19We're going again!
19:21We're going down the tubes!
19:23Drat!
19:23That Cheetah's fast!
19:25Yeah!
19:26Boo-hoo!
19:27He'll be sliding into home before your tears are even dry!
19:30Cheetah!
19:31Steal!
19:32Third!
19:38Drag him, Max!
19:43Cheetah's safe!
19:44So far scary!
19:46Okay, so you didn't strike him out!
19:48It's not the end of the world!
19:49Yeah!
19:50Don't think you have to win this game on your own!
19:52Remember, you're part of a team!
19:54A team pulls together!
19:56Right!
19:57We're here to back you up!
19:58All the way!
20:00Really?
20:01Hey, guys!
20:02What'd the hippo say when he swallowed the crocodile?
20:05So I'm pretty much on my own here?
20:08Yeah, looks that way.
20:13Huh?
20:15Cheetah, head, home!
20:17Oh, my heavens!
20:20And he's out!
20:21You did it!
20:22Nice going, shortstop!
20:24Great double play!
20:26Send them the Pitch Hitter!
20:28Smiley Simkowitz!
20:32Huh, bringing out the secret weapons, huh?
20:35Bring out the relief pitcher!
20:37Oddball Nohara!
20:39You're hanging this on Shinshan?
20:41Trust me, we call him Oddball for a reason.
20:44Yeah, cause he drops trowel!
20:49Dig fast!
20:52That's a very odd ball!
20:55Catch it and we win!
21:01Got it!
21:01Don't got it!
21:02Got it!
21:03Don't got it!
21:04Don't got it!
21:06Don't got it!
21:07Don't got it!
21:07Don't got it!
21:09Don't got it!
21:09Don't got it!
21:12Got it!
21:12Got it!
21:13Got it!
21:14I thought being a fugitive was hard on the nerves!
21:18Got it!
21:19Got it!
21:19Don't got it!
21:20Don't got it!
21:20Don't got it!
21:23Don't got it!
21:23Shin-chan!
21:26Say hey!
21:28Shin-chan!
21:40Say hey!
21:42Shin-chan!
21:50Shin-chan!
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