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00:00Being a big star like Saffron isn't always a bed of roses.
00:05Today on Sailor Moon, everyone's caught star fever,
00:09and only Luna and I sense there's big-time evil behind this Star Quest competition.
00:14Will they wise up before it's too late?
00:16Hang on, I'll show you!
00:33Fighting evil by the moonlight, winning love by daylight,
00:40never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon.
00:46She will never turn her back on a friend, she is always there to defend.
00:53She is the one of whom we can defend, she is the one named Sailor.
01:00Sailor Venus, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter.
01:07The secret powers are so new to her, she is the one named Sailor Moon.
01:28Fighting evil by the moonlight, winning love by daylight,
01:35with the sailors dancing out the fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon.
01:41Fighting evil by the moonlight, winning love by daylight,
01:43Sailor Moon.
01:44Sailor Moon.
01:45She is the one.
01:46Sailor Moon.
01:47Sailor Moon.
01:48Sailor Moon.
02:03Sailor Moon—
02:03The creation of Iron Alpha—
02:04Man, it's the…third time this week I'm gonna be late for school!
02:09I've got to slow down and think of an excuse.
02:16Huh?
02:20What's this?
02:21Saffron's vitamins help give energy.
02:24Serena, Serena!
02:27Come on, we're late!
02:29Thanks a lot, Molly!
02:36Ow!
02:38This bump hurts.
02:39I didn't mean it, Serena.
02:41I'm not used to being late.
02:42I panicked.
02:43Serena, Molly, look who's featured in today's entertainment page.
02:47What'd you do, Melvin?
02:48Steal it off a building?
02:49No, Serena.
02:50It's my very own authentic copy.
02:52I won fair and square through a contest I entered
02:54when I joined the Saffron Fan Club last month through the Internet.
02:58You joined Saffron's fan club?
03:00Yeah, they give you lots of nifty information.
03:03Did you see she got $5 million for her very first role?
03:06No way!
03:07Five million bucks?
03:09I wonder if she needs a personal assistant or something like that.
03:12If I got five million bucks, I'd buy my family a great big house.
03:16I'd buy everyone a new car.
03:18I'd shop at all the malls and buy tons of clothes and makeup.
03:21Oh, yeah, for sure.
03:23I'm going to get an agent and become a superstar, too.
03:26In my humble but expert opinion, I do believe one of you could be a real superstar.
03:30So come on, spit it out.
03:32That'd be the one and only, mesmerizing, stunningly beautiful, incomparable...
03:38Miss Serena!
03:40Huh?
03:40You would be great!
03:43Me?
03:45A superstar?
03:47For real?
03:47Cool!
03:54There, my autograph.
03:57I could use this girl.
03:59I must tell Queen Beryl.
04:01I'm counting on you, Jedite.
04:04Do not disappoint me.
04:06Through this little girl,
04:09we will gather awesome power
04:12for the Negaforth!
04:19Molly, are you sure about this?
04:21Yep, we'll have our names up in lights before we know it, Serena.
04:24I know how.
04:25What?
04:28We'll be sports stars!
04:30Huh?
04:31Ah, no way!
04:33I am the manager and I've got a plan.
04:35I've come up with a foolproof way to make us rich megastars!
04:39How's that?
04:40Rock videos!
04:42Alright, that's a wicked cool idea!
04:44Please tell me she's not going to sing!
04:46Okay, we're going to be one hot team, right?
04:49We're going to be world famous!
04:51Alright, let's do it!
05:01Fighting evil by moonlight
05:04Winning love by daylight
05:07Never running from a real fight
05:10She is the one night
05:12Hey, are you trying to torture me?
05:14You're ruining our practice!
05:16But we could use him as a backup dancer!
05:19Gotta run!
05:20Ha! I knew that'd get rid of him!
05:27Fighting evil by moonlight
05:31Fighting evil by moonlight
05:34Fighting evil by moonlight
05:36Fighting...
05:37Fighting...
05:40Not bad at all!
05:42But you can't keep screaming!
05:44You were squashing my foot!
05:46You were too close!
05:48Maybe I should go get your brother to do this!
05:50He certainly can't be any worse than you are, Serena!
05:52Your stupid routine would just make anybody dance like a big geek!
05:59And they say cat fights are bad!
06:07I was looking forward to being rich and famous
06:12This guy's so funny!
06:13He's brilliant!
06:14I don't know how he gets that monkey to do that!
06:18I don't know how he gets that monkey to do that!
06:20No, Dad!
06:21You're brilliant!
06:23You just figured out how I'm going to become a megastar!
06:30Has she eaten lots of sweets today?
06:32Not that I'm aware of!
06:33Face it, she's just a space case!
06:37Come on, Luna!
06:38Back to work!
06:39Oh!
06:41Cats aren't meant to dance and sing, Serena!
06:44Hey, Luna!
06:45If you can talk, I'm sure you can dance and sing!
06:47Now quit making up excuses!
06:50Hey, Molly!
06:51Open up!
06:52It's you-know-who for the secret meeting
06:54that you couldn't tell me about on the phone!
06:57Would you keep it down, Jay?
07:00Amazing!
07:01What a little make-up and the right clothes can do!
07:03I'm still not sure how I'll let you talk me into this!
07:07I never wear anything but black!
07:09Just chill out!
07:10It won't matter when we're a world-famous duo!
07:13I'm gonna be famous?
07:15You will be if you listen and do everything I tell you to do!
07:19Because we're gonna do rock videos!
07:22Maybe I'll even win an award!
07:25Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
07:26Listen, I've already got a great speech!
07:29I'd like to thank all of my closest friends on the internet!
07:33And my fantastic manager, Molly!
07:37This might work!
07:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:54Ah!
07:55Ah!
07:55Ah!
07:56Ah!
08:03Help!
08:04Ah!
08:05Let go!
08:06Ah!
08:11Ah!
08:22Oh, let go! Someone help me!
08:26You two can be famous, but first you've got to know how.
08:31Here to tell you the fabulous Saffron.
08:34Hello, everyone. I'm happy to bring you great news.
08:39You're all invited to take part in our thrilling StarQuest contest.
08:44I can't believe it's really her.
08:46She's tall in person.
08:50So join us. Just be sure that you sign up in teams of two.
08:55Let's do it! Yeah, we can team up together.
08:58We'll all be like superstars. We want to be just like Saffron.
09:07Did you guys hear about Saffron's big StarQuest contest?
09:10What contest? Huh?
09:12Wait, let me guess. You were asleep?
09:14No, I had to stay in class for study hall.
09:17Anyway, she said that two lucky people will get picked as the winners.
09:22Everybody's eligible, and the winning team gets a contract just like Saffron's.
09:29Our team's set!
09:31Well, aren't you forgetting something, Serena?
09:34You don't have a partner!
09:37Are you talking about me?
09:40Hey, Molly, check out this cool move from our new routine!
09:43I told you not to say we're partners!
09:46And I won't tell how you begged me to do it either!
09:50You're all signed up, right?
09:53Right!
09:55What's this? No one told me about this!
09:58Saffron, what in the world are you doing upon that stage?
10:01You're supposed to be at the mall!
10:03Remember, you need to show you have great energy!
10:07Oh!
10:08Hey!
10:10Yahoo!
10:15Ta-da!
10:16A perfect example!
10:19We'll be superstars!
10:23This contest is going to be major boss, Luna!
10:29I'm not going.
10:31You can't back out.
10:33I'm not backing out because I never agreed to be in it in the first place.
10:37You've just got stage fright!
10:39I'm only afraid that you're going to start forgetting all about your mission.
10:43We'll be rich and famous.
10:45I'm not going.
10:47Why?
10:48Because we've got more important things to do than just make fools of ourselves.
10:54Besides, being in show business is serious work.
10:57It's all too strange, too suspicious.
10:59And look at what's happening between you and your friends.
11:11Crying won't help, Serena. The answer's still no.
11:13I've left you anyway!
11:24Hey!
11:30I hope he doesn't come over here.
11:32Hey, Meatball Head.
11:34What are you doing over here?
11:35I thought for sure you'd be over at the talent show.
11:38Huh?
11:40Especially since all your friends are over there acting like total fools.
11:43Well, obviously, I've got better things to do, Darian.
11:47I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got homework.
11:51He makes me so mad.
11:59Do you know why elephants wear green sneakers?
12:02No, why?
12:02It's so they can sneak around in the grass!
12:05Good job!
12:07You're in! Congratulations!
12:13Never running from a real bike!
12:19That was great! You're in, too!
12:23We did it!
12:25We really sounded good, too!
12:27Congratulations to all of you!
12:29You've made it into the final round of competition!
12:31We'll see you all at the South Side Auditorium on Saturday to pick the winners!
12:42Rats! I'm late for study hall!
12:45Oh, what's going on?
12:51Okay, now why don't we do our knock-knock jokes?
12:55Alright, me first! Knock-knock!
12:57Wanna get ice cream later, huh?
12:59Camp!
13:01Busy!
13:02Party time!
13:04Get ready for our Hot Sock West party!
13:06Hey, Serena, have a streamer!
13:10And my autograph could have to finish just in time!
13:13You won the contest?
13:15No, she's just got fame on the brain!
13:18Besides, we all know we're the best!
13:19Who cares? We're all gonna win!
13:22Whee!
13:28Are you really sure that you're not still angry with me for refusing to be in the contest with you?
13:35Actually, I'm glad that you did!
13:36But it looks like your friends are having so much fun!
13:40No, it's all too much work for me!
13:42Really?
13:44Hmm?
13:45Hmm, I wonder if they'll still talk to me when they're rich and famous!
13:48They will, if they're true friends!
13:52It's been really great practicing with all you guys!
13:56We won't forget you once we've won!
13:58Who says that you'll win it?
14:00You'll be lucky if you manage to win last place!
14:03Yeah!
14:04We're gonna be the next superstars!
14:07I'll be glad when this whole thing's over!
14:11Oh yeah!
14:12Will you catch us, okay?
14:18How weird!
14:19I thought this place closed months ago!
14:21I wanna be a star!
14:23Star!
14:24Star!
14:25Everyone's here!
14:25We need you all to be ready!
14:28We're expecting you all to put on a good show!
14:31Oh, remember!
14:32Lots of energy!
14:33I'll blaze across the sky like a meteorite!
14:37My fans truly adore me!
14:40You know your punchlines?
14:42Yep!
14:44I'll ride when I think that's a car!
14:47We'll take all my friends along!
14:50I wanna be a star!
14:52Star!
14:52It's packed out there!
14:54They're gonna win!
14:56Right!
14:57My one-armed handstands!
14:59And my super stomach cruncher!
15:00Gonna be the coolest lady's teenage boy!
15:03Now to get energy for Queen Beryl!
15:15Excellent!
15:16Queen Beryl will be very pleased!
15:19Euh-
15:35Luna, what's that, huh?
15:39Energy waves!
15:46Hi, may I help you, dear?
15:51Oh, no! Let's get out of here!
15:56Serena, wait!
16:00Serena, you all right?
16:04It's time to become Sailor Moon. Let's go!
16:07I can't, I'm too scared!
16:09But your friends are in big trouble. It must be Queen Beryl's doing.
16:14Okay, if I really have to...
16:18Moon present power!
16:39She will Impleb...
16:58It's a perfect place!
16:59That's true!
17:04We can't, I just love it.
17:07It's a perfect place.
17:08Ah, all right.
17:10Where's Will?
17:12Uh-oh.
17:25Uh-oh.
17:31The curtain is closed on this bogus talent competition.
17:35Now, give these people back their energy.
17:38Who are you?
17:41I'm Sailor Moon, the champion of justice.
17:48On behalf of the moon, I shall right wrongs and triumph over evil.
17:53And that means you.
17:54Ha!
17:59You don't scare me one little bit.
18:05You can't hide, huh?
18:15If you see Luna, please tell her I can use her help right about now.
18:24Looking for me?
18:26Ah!
18:26Ah!
18:30She's freezing me!
18:32Let's go!
18:33Stop it!
18:39Honey Raisin, help!
18:44My fingers!
18:45They're turning into icicles!
18:47Ah!
18:50Someone turn on the heat!
18:52Ah!
18:54Ah!
18:54Now that ought to cool you off!
19:01Hey, what's happening?
19:03Who dares?
19:05You must believe in yourself, Sailor Moon.
19:09Tuxedo mask!
19:10Thank you!
19:10Don't mention it.
19:12Who's that man in a cape?
19:14Let's find out!
19:15Hi!
19:16Don't let her get away.
19:18I won't!
19:34Don't let her get away.
19:56You defeated them, Sailor Moon.
20:02Oh, wow.
20:04That was a weird dream.
20:06Yeah.
20:07You know what?
20:08You never want to hear another knock-knock joke.
20:11Exactly.
20:16I must be working too hard.
20:23Oh, wow.
20:25What a week.
20:26I was really proud of you today.
20:29Thanks, Luna.
20:31Now use all that good energy to study.
20:34Oh, study.
20:37Study.
20:44It's fun imagining being a movie star or a rock and roll idol.
20:49All that attention, money, and fame.
20:52But it's no good trying to be somebody you're not.
20:55What makes a real star isn't about fame or money, but being the best person you can be and feeling
21:01good about yourself.
21:02Be a star in your own life.
21:04That's where it really counts.
21:06Right, Luna?
21:06You said it.
21:09If you'd only practice what you preach, Serena.
21:16If you'd only practice what you preach, Serena.
21:22Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight.
21:32She is the one named Sailor Moon.
21:35She will never turn her back on a friend.
21:38She is always there to defend.
21:42She is the one on whom we can defend.
21:46She is the one named Sailor Moon.
21:48She is the one.
21:50Sailor Moon!
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