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00:02It was supposed to be a dream vacation on the coolest cruise ship.
00:08But it turns into a really bad trip when the evil servants of the Negaverse show up.
00:16The Sailor Scouts will be right back.
00:18So stick around!
00:33Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight.
00:43She is the one named Sailor Moon.
00:46She will never turn her back on a friend.
00:50She is always there to defend.
00:53She is the one of whom we can defend.
00:56She is the one named Sailor Moon.
01:00Sailor Venus, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter.
01:07Secret powers are so new to her.
01:10She is the one named Sailor Moon.
01:27Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight,
01:34When the Sailor Scouts got you, come fight.
01:38She is the one named Sailor Moon.
01:41She is the one named Sailor Moon.
01:44She is the one, Sailor Moon.
02:03Moon, Moon, Tiara, Magic.
02:09Moon, Tiara, Magic.
02:16Jedi, you must be losing your touch, letting that silly little satyr brat bother you.
02:22What brings you here, Titus?
02:24I've been monitoring your progress, and I gotta say, you look like you need some help.
02:29Crawl back under the rock you came from, Titus. I don't need your help. I'm doing just fine by myself.
02:34You're as stubborn as ever, but I want a chance to prove myself. Give me a chance to help Queen
02:40Beryl with a great mission.
02:41Oh, perfect. Just what Queen Beryl needs. Now get a move on. You're wasting my time.
02:46At least listen, Jenna. My powers have grown since we last saw each other, and I can be a valuable
02:52ally now.
02:53I can help you collect vast amounts of energy.
02:56Forget about what? What's that?
02:58I've come up with a perfect plan to gather energy. It's very simple. We invite human couples, but a crew.
03:12This is the holiday you cannot miss. Romance, music, good food, dancing under the stars. It's all yours on our
03:20sunset romance cruise ship.
03:21I wanna go.
03:26Oh, I wish I had a boyfriend to go on this cruise with. My dad tried to make a reservation,
03:32but they're booked for months.
03:33Ah, my two favorite ladies. Whatcha reading? I can tell you in detail how this liner was built.
03:42I'd rather take a math test, Melvin. Buzz off!
03:46Gosh, it's a good thing you were looking at this thing, Serena. I forgot to give my neighbor the free
03:51passes for this.
03:52You have free passes on that shit?
03:54How did you get them, Melvin?
03:56I entered a computer contest on the internet, and that cruise was the first place prize.
04:01How come you didn't keep them and invite one of us?
04:04Sorry, but my parents wouldn't let me go. I get too seasick, but you might be able to win your
04:10own.
04:11The newsstand downtown's got a contest going for a pair of...
04:14Whoa! Get out of my way!
04:20Come on, Goldmama.
04:23I lost again.
04:24Ah, well, at least you get some consolation soap.
04:28Ugh, great. Excuse me, please.
04:30Serena!
04:31Hey, Ray! You should check out this new contest. You can win two free tickets on the Sunset Romance cruise
04:38ship.
04:38Why would I want to go on that? I don't even have a boyfriend.
04:42You could take along a special friend.
04:44You mean you?
04:45No way! Why would I want to get stuck on a boat with the world's biggest brat?
04:50Oh.
04:52I'd like to try it, please.
04:54It's your money.
04:54Hey!
04:55Hey!
05:01Whoa!
05:06Whoa!
05:07Whoa!
05:13That's it!
05:15We have a winner! A winner! For the Sunset Cruise! The contest's over!
05:23Yay! Yay! I won! All right!
05:26She cheated. She used that weird power of hers, so she should have been disqualified.
05:39What part of no don't you understand?
05:44Winning two tickets is making you grumpy.
05:46Let me take them off your hands.
05:48Look, get out of my face, all right?
05:51Gonna take Grandpa?
05:53Not funny.
05:54But who else do you know to go with you?
05:57Maybe I'll run into that cutie pie tuxedo mask.
06:00Oh, boy, here it goes. Now it's going to get ugly.
06:03Luna, how is it going?
06:04Same old, same old with those two.
06:08Luna, tell her the Sailor Scouts need to stick together.
06:11Good idea. Hey, Amy, come here, okay?
06:14Sure. What's up?
06:15I've got some great news.
06:17Okay, what is it? Come on.
06:22Bossy brat!
06:23I wish we'd never met.
06:25And you're nothing but a traitor, Amy!
06:27Don't come crying to me when it's a disaster!
06:32You want tickets for a cruise?
06:34Yep, check them out.
06:36Oh, wow, cool.
06:37So how come you didn't invite Serena?
06:40Oh, because just sometimes she really gets on my nerves.
06:44Well, I feel guilty.
06:45Don't, Amy. This trip will be really good for us.
06:48Get to know each other.
06:50And I'm sure there'll be tons of gray people going along, too.
06:54It'll be so much fun.
06:56Come on, Amy.
06:57You can't be hitting the books all the time.
07:00This will be good for you.
07:01All right, I'll go.
07:02Cool. I knew you'd say yes.
07:05We'll bring Serena back a nice souvenir.
07:08If she thinks I'm giving up, she's got another thing coming.
07:12If she'd only be this determined about being a sailor scout.
07:34Good. They haven't left yet.
07:36You want to wish them bon voyage, right?
07:39Oh, give me a break.
07:41That's not why we came all the way down here.
07:43We're going on board.
07:44Meow! You can't do this, Serena.
07:47The Luna pen is only for sailor business.
07:50We are going on that boat.
07:53Disguise power.
07:55Turn me into a...
07:57Spoiler-looking photographer.
08:03Meow!
08:06Meow!
08:10Meow!
08:10Okay, time to load up the heavy baggage.
08:13Let's go, Luna!
08:14Huh?
08:19Huh?
08:24Here's our chance.
08:34How pathetic they are.
08:36They have no idea that this ship is just a figment of our imagination.
08:40You've done well, Titus.
08:42I'm impressed.
08:43With all these hundreds of people, we should be able to gather vast amounts of energy for Queen Beryl.
08:48Thank you, Jedi.
08:50I always knew we'd work well together.
08:53Look at them all.
08:54So lovey-dovey.
08:55Now I know what they mean by ship of fools.
08:58Captain, the ship is all ready to set sail at your command.
09:02Good.
09:02Hoist the anchor.
09:03Right.
09:08Wow.
09:10Whoa.
09:23Hey, I didn't know that ships tipped this much.
09:28So have you noticed? We're the only ones without dates. Where are all the guys?
09:33I don't know. But that doesn't mean we can't have fun. I mean, having a date would be great, but
09:39being with you is cool too.
09:41Good. I agree completely.
09:55It's about time.
09:57Are you all right?
09:58Oh, sure. Being locked in an airless box is really swell. Don't try that again.
10:02Now that we're aboard, we'll go mingle.
10:05You can go. I don't think they allow cats on this boat.
10:08No one will say anything. We'll just pretend you're my special assistant, Luna.
10:13I can't create my beautiful pictures without you.
10:18What are you doing here?
10:27This area's off limits. I'm going to ask you to come with me, miss. Do you have a ticket?
10:34Oh, no. Not this hideous box again.
10:38What are you doing here?
10:39Um, I got separated from my friends and I took a wrong turn.
10:45I guess that makes sense. There is a big crowd on board.
10:48Oh, please. Will you help me look for them?
10:52Yes, I will.
10:54Wait a minute. Why am I being so nice?
10:56Maybe he'll invite me to sit at the captain's table with him.
11:04Hey, I just had a really super idea.
11:08What is it?
11:09Let's flirt with some of these cute crew guys, then have someone take our picture with them.
11:15Why, Ray?
11:16So we can show them to Serena when we get back and make her totally jealous. It'll be great.
11:22Oh, Ray, I wish you two would stop feuding.
11:26I really must be getting back to my captain's duties.
11:30But I want to be able to spend more time with you.
11:33Perhaps you'll join me at the captain's table for dinner, miss.
11:36That would be lovely.
11:38Ah, man. I should have taken up photography sooner.
11:42Why do I feel like I know this girl?
11:44I have a strange feeling that I've met her before.
11:50This guy is majorly dreamy.
11:52Hmm?
11:53Excuse me, sir.
11:55Hmm?
11:55The crew is waiting.
11:57Very well. Gotta go. See you at dinner?
12:01Oh, okay then.
12:05Rats. I wanted to get his picture.
12:09Serena, be alert. I had a bad feeling the whole time that man was here.
12:20It's beautiful.
12:22I designed it for maximum efficiency to gather up all that love energy.
12:27It will be triggered when these human fools' romantic energy reaches its peak intensity.
12:34Shadow, aren't you going to congratulate me?
12:37I will, when I'm sure that your plan has worked.
12:41Don't worry. We're not going to fail.
12:44Nothing and no one can possibly get in our way out here.
12:47Not even the Sailor Scouts.
12:49Excellent. Now we'd better mingle.
12:52Could you hear anything?
12:54No, but I know those people are up to no good.
12:56But he was so nice to me.
12:58Yes, but what's that creepy machine?
13:00What?
13:03They disappeared.
13:04That cinch is it. That machine and now this. Those two are from the Negraverse.
13:14Ray, what are you doing? You've eaten seven pork chops.
13:18Well, Salt Air makes me hungry.
13:20People are staring.
13:21They've been staring all day.
13:24Just because we're single.
13:25Ladies and gentlemen, our spectacular extravaganza will begin in the ballroom in five minutes.
13:32You're all invited to come and join in the fun.
13:34I'll be too full to dance.
13:36Let's go.
13:37I'm sure the captain's going to be there, Ray.
13:39They're rounding everybody up.
13:41You'd better get there fast.
13:42Come on.
13:43Right.
13:46Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunset Romance's Twilight Extravaganza.
13:51And here's our captain and his first mate to get the show underway.
13:58Welcome, all you lovebirds.
14:05We're going to start off the show with a little bit of black magic.
14:14Romantic energy.
14:16Electrify.
14:21Something's wrong.
14:23Yeah, I've got bad vibes.
14:26Where's their dumb ballroom?
14:27At the other end of the ship?
14:32Are you all having as much fun as I am, folks?
14:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:47Excellent!
14:50Let's do it!
14:51Huh?
14:52Why aren't they out?
14:54Apparently, they don't have dates.
14:56And we only took energy from those in love.
14:59You blew it, Titus!
15:00Now you're going to have to find a way to get rid of them!
15:03What are you doing on a love cruise with our boyfriends, anyway?
15:07That's not important.
15:08You release these people from your spell right now.
15:11Sorry, girls. That's not gonna happen.
15:14Grab them!
15:21One down!
15:25Amy, what are we gonna do?
15:28Let's stick together.
15:29That way we'll have more of a chance.
15:31There are too many of them.
15:34So, can you put them under?
15:37Not without diverting power from the energy ball.
15:40We could lose some of what we've already gathered.
15:43Not what Queen Beryl would call a successful operation.
15:47We'll wait.
15:52Finally!
15:54Moon, Rhythm, Power!
15:56Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon,
16:18Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon,
16:37I'm off!
16:38Stay where you are!
16:40Sailor Moon!
16:48I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice!
16:52Yeah, yeah, we've heard all that before.
16:54On behalf of the Moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil!
16:58And that means you and your slimy friends are not getting away!
17:03Now let's see you come up here, if you've got the guts!
17:06You've got a mighty big mouth, and I'm gonna enjoy shutting it!
17:10Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:15Ah!
17:18Ah!
17:18Watch out! Sailor Moon!
17:20All that water will pulverize us!
17:23Let's get out of here!
17:24Too late, sailor brat!
17:26Ah!
17:32Ah!
17:33Take that, Sailor girl!
17:35Ah!
17:37Ah!
17:38Ha ha ha ha! A beautiful sight!
17:40Mars, fire and night!
17:45Should we go out to Jedi's?
17:47Yes, but not yet!
17:49First we've got to help Sailor Moon, that monster's too strong!
17:55There's no escape for you, Sailor Moon!
17:57Mercury Bubble!
18:04Blast!
18:07Hey! What's happening now?
18:16Ignite!
18:21Oh, yeah!
18:36Tiara trick!
18:40Magnificent!
18:44No!
18:47No!
19:05Just my luck.
19:07Even on a cruise ship in the middle of nowhere,
19:09the Sailor Scouts managed to ruin things.
19:12Surrender, Jedi.
19:13We want to know who you work for.
19:15And why do you steal energy?
19:17Hmm, sorry, but I can't say.
19:20One day you'll know.
19:22Ah, I thought we had him.
19:25Me too.
19:26Me three.
19:28Jedi reporting.
19:35I don't know why you've bothered returning.
19:38You've failed miserably and cost me a great ally in Titus, Jedi.
19:41It's those Sailor Scouts.
19:43They must have a radar lock on me, my queen.
19:46You're forgetting your place, Jedi.
19:48I did not tell you to speak.
19:51Wait while I decide your conscience.
19:56Sailor Moon will pay for this if I survive.
20:16Well, so much for that romantic dream cruise for two.
20:20Next time I win any cruise tickets, I'm going to track down Tuxedo Mask and invite him to come along
20:26with me.
20:27You can't invite Tuxedo Mask.
20:29Give me one good reason why not.
20:31Uh, because, because...
20:33Not again.
20:34Will they ever stop fighting?
20:36Not in our lifetime, Luna.
20:43I've clashed with Jedi in battle over and over again.
20:47Yet today, I got taken in by his cool eyes and that deep, rich voice.
20:51He's really cute girls.
20:53Serena!
20:53All right, all right.
20:55The point is, no matter who you are, guy or girl, don't settle for someone who treats you badly.
21:03Someone may be cute, but if that someone hurts you in any way or makes you feel badly about yourself,
21:08it's time to get help and move on.
21:10You deserve the best.
21:11Don't you settle for less.
21:15Fighting evil by moonlight.
21:19Winning love by delight.
21:22Never running from a real fight.
21:25She is the one named Sitter Moon.
21:28She will never turn her back on a friend.
21:31She is always there to defend.
21:35She is the one on whom we can defend.
21:38She is the one named Sitter Moon.
21:41She is the one, Sitter Moon!
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