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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Jason somehow accidentally wore two right shoes to work today.
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00:00How are you doing, Jason?
00:11I'm good.
00:12Yeah?
00:12Yeah.
00:12You sure?
00:13Yeah, I'm just listening to you guys riff it up.
00:15Yeah, you know.
00:15Oh, yeah.
00:16I wore two right shoes today.
00:18Huh?
00:19I'm sorry, what?
00:19Two right shoes.
00:21No, that's impossible, Jason.
00:22No, it's not.
00:23No, Jason, it's impossible.
00:24No, and I wish it was a gag, but it's so uncomfortable that you wouldn't do it as a
00:28gag.
00:28I'm like, did he develop cerebral palsy over the break?
00:31I thought it was something he saw you walk?
00:34Yeah, he looked a little...
00:35I did.
00:36So I have two, like, I get new shoes and I keep the old ones.
00:40Yeah, okay, I understand.
00:41I just got to do yard work or it's raining and I don't want to ruin the new ones.
00:44But you love the same pair of shoes?
00:47Yeah, so I get the exact same pair of shoes.
00:49Okay, that's a problem.
00:50And they're all right outside on the landing in my garage.
00:52Yes.
00:53And today I was carrying a cake from Kaylee's birthday yesterday that I brought in.
00:56But I have these cool Kizzix that I could just slip in, right?
01:00I don't have to mess with that.
01:02So I got in my car and I'm, like, halfway here.
01:05And I'm like, man, my feet really hurt from basketball.
01:07Nope.
01:08I'm like, no, I think I have two right shoes on.
01:10Wow.
01:11That's unbelievable.
01:12I knew how you do that.
01:13So I have one shoe off in here.
01:15And one's old and one's new.
01:17One shoe is new.
01:18Yeah.
01:19So you have one shoe today?
01:21I mean, I have two shoes.
01:23But in here I'm going to be wearing one.
01:26One shoe?
01:26I'm going to tell you.
01:27Maybe just go no shoes, I guess.
01:29I had a real tough time falling asleep.
01:31Yeah.
01:31So getting up today was awful.
01:33Yes.
01:34But I am off to a way better start than Jason.
01:37You are.
01:37Than a man in two right shoes.
01:39I have.
01:40Like, I'm not kidding.
01:41No, I know.
01:41I wish it was a joke.
01:44I have never.
01:45Because you know right away.
01:46Yeah.
01:46Because you put it on and be like, oh, that's not right.
01:48Also, they just, they look.
01:50They look.
01:51Shoes different.
01:52You know when you encounter shoes?
01:53Yeah, like that arch.
01:54Yeah.
01:54You know, I am a man who kicks his shoes off.
01:57And they are, it's like, where's the one shoe?
01:59Where's the other?
01:59I don't just approach them and then, like, line them up no matter which way the toe is pointing.
02:07They're all on this little landing.
02:09In my garage.
02:10Your defense is you had a cake.
02:12So the cake was distracting you?
02:14Yes.
02:14You just slipped them on.
02:15Like flops.
02:16So it was blocking your view?
02:18Yeah.
02:18I just slipped.
02:19I'm like, oh, the shoes.
02:20You know?
02:21They're in my shoes.
02:22I have an extra pair of shoes in my office, but they're size 14.
02:26What are you going to do?
02:27I'm going to look like a clown.
02:28Exactly.
02:29You can't wear that.
02:30What are you trying to say?
02:31Well, that's your feet are huge.
02:31Then I can't wear size 14 shoes.
02:33No.
02:34What size do you wear?
02:3510.
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:36That's good.
02:37You're bigger than me.
02:38I have four inches on it.
02:38You know, but that's true.
02:40That's not the only thing.
02:41Okay.
02:42But if you really are, instead of walking around like, you know, you are challenged, you're
02:46welcome to slip my shoes on.
02:48Okay.
02:48Wow.
02:48That is.
02:49That's a.
02:50I don't know.
02:51I mean, especially if I.
02:53But I wish it was a joke.
02:55Oh, yeah.
02:55We're back.
02:56I'm going to show up in two right shoes.
02:58That'll be a good bit.
02:59No.
02:59It's so uncomfortable.
03:00It's not worth it.
03:01So are you walking funny?
03:02Yeah.
03:03Yeah.
03:03I didn't see you walk.
03:04Yeah.
03:04I missed it.
03:05Well, I did.
03:05I noticed.
03:06I thought just he injured himself again.
03:07You know, another one of his basketball injuries.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Because he was.
03:10He looked like he was shuffling around there real weird.
03:12Yeah.
03:12It's bad.
03:14Wow.
03:14I don't know.
03:15I don't know.
03:16I'm a mess, man.
03:17Two right shoes.
03:19And one's new.
03:21And one's like super old.
03:22You got to do.
03:23That's weird.
03:24This is like the show's coming back around.
03:26It is.
03:26I know.
03:26Yeah, it is.
03:28I guess the interesting thing is generally I wear a pair of shoes until they are like
03:35they're decimated.
03:36Yeah.
03:36And when they become like lawn shoes, they are clearly lawn shoes.
03:42That is too new looking.
03:44That's your problem.
03:46Why?
03:47You can't really tell which one.
03:50These are a mess.
03:51They got like bleach stains on them.
03:53Well, then you shouldn't have noticed.
03:55You want to see?
03:56He was trying to defend you for a session to help you.
03:58Look.
03:59Let me see again.
04:00They're two right shoes.
04:01Oh, it's so bad.
04:02I'm telling you, you should just wear mine.
04:04I just keep it here in case people to walk in.
04:06Dave has everything extra.
04:08It's four inches.
04:09I'm not wearing those.
04:10You can't wear that.
04:11You already told me I look like I have cerebral problems.
04:12I could keep my current shoes on and still get into Dave's shoes.
04:20I just slipped my whole shoe right into Dave's shoes.
04:22Just shove a few Kleenex in the toes.
04:24No.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:26No.
04:26That'll work.
04:27I'd love to see it.
04:28I'm just going to have one shoe off in here.
04:30That's fine.
04:31That's weird.
04:32That's okay.
04:32At least we got the heads up.
04:34You know?
04:34I mean, I do like a heads up if someone is shoeless.
04:37Right.
04:38You know?
04:38And you think all of a sudden they become physically challenged.
04:40Right.
04:41You need to bring slippers in like Dave has.
04:43Don't you have slippers in here?
04:43Oh, I have slippers too.
04:44You're good.
04:45Yeah.
04:45You need to bring like an emergency pair.
04:47He's got everything.
04:48Show slippers.
04:49I'm sitting at one shoe off.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Just don't think about it.
04:53Okay.
04:54It's hard not to get off in here.
04:55Don't worry.
04:56We'll forget about it.
04:57Is that the ultimate sign that the day is not going your way?
05:02Yeah.
05:03I saw a black cat too right outside here.
05:05Oh, no.
05:06I'm cursed.
05:07So that's two.
05:08Let's strike three.
05:09I was like, ah.
05:09Yeah.
05:10That's two strikes.
05:11One more is coming.
05:11One more.
05:12What's next?
05:12I don't know.
05:13What's it going to be?
05:13I don't know.
05:14Yikes.
05:16Stay tuned.
05:16Yep.
05:17Oh, man.
05:20Yeah.
05:20I've done like wrong socks.
05:22I've left my zipper down.
05:25No.
05:25You know, like.
05:26I've done like inside out, I think.
05:28Yeah.
05:28I've definitely done that a lot.
05:29Like you just sort out, you're like.
05:32I don't know.
05:33Now what?
05:34Oh, man.
05:35How am I going to figure this one out?
05:37Hold on.
05:37It's quite a dilemma, Chuck.
05:40Which shoe goes on which?
05:42Just shove your foot into any size.
05:44You can't even put your foot.
05:44Okay.
05:45Try putting your right into your left.
05:47I am.
05:47You can't.
05:48How did you leave the house like this?
05:50You can't.
05:51I did.
05:53You can't.
05:54Oh, it hurts so bad.
05:55Right.
05:56You'd instantly know you were mentally challenged.
05:59Can I see you?
06:00I'm telling you.
06:01Let me see you on.
06:02I'm going.
06:02I'm going.
06:03I'm doing it.
06:04No.
06:05No.
06:05You said what's wrong with your feet, man.
06:07I'm telling you.
06:08I just put some shoes on.
06:09What's wrong with your feet, man?
06:11They're pretty cold, aren't you?
06:12You did that.
06:14How could you not know?
06:16Dude, I started driving and I'm like, I can't.
06:20You're looking good today, Chuck.
06:23Walking like a beast, too.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26It's like, I'm already late.
06:27He's off.
06:28I can't turn back.
06:29I just got to roll with it and hopefully nobody notices.
06:33Old right shoes, Watson.
06:36Yeah.
06:36Oh, that's the best.
06:37That is wild.
06:38I'm just saying, like, usually when you see them, you know.
06:42You're like, that's the left one.
06:44I have almost.
06:45That's the right one.
06:46And this is wild.
06:46Like, one of those nights when you got zero sleep and you feel like hell.
06:50I've almost left the house just in my underwear once.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:54Like, was putting my shoes on and was like, oh, where's my pants?
06:57Oh, that's worse.
06:58That's pretty bad.
06:59That's worse.
06:59That's worse.
07:00That's worse.
07:01But luckily, I realized.
07:02Yeah, you caught it.
07:03Yeah.
07:04That's so bad.
07:05You came to work without pants.
07:07Another sign the show's over.
07:09Write that down.
07:10If I'm, like, just in my box of briefs.
07:12I would have.
07:13Listen, we're really lucky.
07:15We're really lucky because there's a real chance that I could have said, hey, listen,
07:20if I ever come to work with two right shoes on, the show's done.
07:25Yeah, you're right.
07:26You know, like, if I have got my shoes on backwards, then call someone.
07:32Thankfully, it didn't make the list before today.
07:33Oh, we got lucky.
07:34Yeah.
07:35We were almost done.
07:36Because that's a sign you're boop, boop, boop.
07:39It's just a.
07:40You got a lot on your mind.
07:41Is that the cake that's in the.
07:42Yeah.
07:43So, okay.
07:43So it's a big cake and my water bottle and my bag and I have, like, all the kid shoes
07:48and everybody's shoes are on this landing.
07:51Yeah.
07:51So I can just slip them in and I like, I'm like, oh, push it over and just put them in.
07:56And I started driving and I thought it was my feet from basketball.
08:00How far from your shoe section to your car?
08:04I had to look out of the garage.
08:06Yeah.
08:07So those several.
08:08He should have known.
08:08I just thought my feet hurt from basketball.
08:10Like, honestly, I just thought my feet hurt.
08:12It feels terrible.
08:16It feels terrible.
08:17Okay.
08:17A lot of people have worn two different shoes.
08:20That's.
08:21But like on the right feet.
08:22Yeah.
08:23No one has ever worn two right shoes.
08:27No.
08:27No.
08:27I don't think it's ever happened.
08:28No.
08:28Like they put a black and a brown one on.
08:30Yes.
08:30Or one sneaker and a different sneaker.
08:32But on the right feet.
08:33They're identical.
08:35Yeah.
08:35But even so, they're identical right down to which way the toe goes.
08:40And you need to tie some ribbon on them or something.
08:42You know what I think he needs in his garage?
08:44Almost like little footprints that he puts his shoes on.
08:47Oh, my gosh.
08:48No.
08:48That's for challenge, folks.
08:50And that's a good idea.
08:51Oh, no.
08:53I like the idea.
08:54You know, like how when you find your luggage at the airport, you tie like a big bow.
08:57Maybe you need like your good shoes.
08:59Oh, what's new is I'm going to put a big R on one.
09:03Yeah.
09:03Oh, no.
09:04On the other.
09:04Oh, no.
09:05And then he's like, got to figure out.
09:06So bad.
09:07Can't remember.
09:09Yes.
09:09I just, my feet knew instantly.
09:12Yeah.
09:12It's so uncomfortable.
09:14There's no way.
09:15I have, well, I have sandals on today.
09:17Oh, no.
09:17I can't.
09:18No.
09:18Look at that.
09:19No.
09:20Look how ridiculous that looks.
09:21No.
09:22You can't even put them in here.
09:23You can't even fit them.
09:24You can't.
09:25That doesn't work.
09:26It's so silly.
09:26I would look if I came in here like this.
09:29You can't even know.
09:30It's so silly.
09:30Show's done again.
09:31I know.
09:31The show.
09:32I know.
09:32Maybe we should still put it on the list.
09:34Yeah.
09:35I know it's happened, but if it happens in one of us.
09:37I mean, it's so awkward.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Yeah.
09:41Well, good luck in there.
09:43Maybe different colored laces people are suggesting.
09:46No, I usually have my long ones in one area, and they were just all together from the craziness
09:52of the last couple days.
09:54Yeah.
09:54Yeah.
09:55You know it's a Monday.
09:56Just slipped them in.
09:57You've got two right shoes on.
09:58Said no one ever.
09:59Okay.
10:00Here's another thing.
10:01I almost put it in the same category as if I poop my pants.
10:05Oh.
10:06If I poop my pants on the way to work, I am turning around and going home.
10:11No, that doesn't count.
10:12That's not enough.
10:13I was so close to going back.
10:14I'm going.
10:15If I, within five minutes, like I, listen, I can be five minutes late.
10:21I would let you guys know.
10:22I'm like, guys, I literally have the same shoe on both feet.
10:26I don't think that warrants turning around.
10:28I do.
10:29Bad mistake.
10:30You've got to deal with it.
10:30I do.
10:31So if I was late, would it have been acceptable?
10:33No.
10:34To me, it would have been acceptable.
10:36To me.
10:37Like, late.
10:38To me, you could leave right now.
10:39That's why I'm like, oh, well, here we go.
10:41Dave's got stuff to do.
10:42I got the old C&P today.
10:44We've got a show to put on here.
10:45A few minutes?
10:47I don't know, man.
10:48Like, I would just, like, if someone sees me like this, you know, the rumors start.
10:55It doesn't take much, you know.
10:57No, you're right.
10:57That'd be bad.
10:58You go viral.
10:59Exactly.
11:00Yeah, no.
11:00No, no.
11:01Exactly.
11:02No negative.
11:02No.
11:03Yeah.
11:04So there you go.
11:05That's Jason's start to a Monday.
11:07Hopefully your day is off to a better start than Jason's.
11:09Just double check everything's on the right part of your body.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Before you leave the house today.
11:13Underwear on.
11:14Check.
11:14Pants on.
11:15Check.
11:16Right shoe on right foot.
11:17Yep.
11:17Check.
11:18Yep.
11:18Feels normal.
11:19Yep.
11:19Yep.
11:20The same pair of shoes would help, too.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24One of these is old.
11:25Right.
11:25Yeah.
11:26One of them is new.
11:27Yeah.
11:29One shoe is.
11:29It would make.
11:30My left is worn down.
11:31It would make so much more sense if he had the new right shoe and the old left shoe.
11:36Absolutely.
11:36At least it still.
11:37That makes some sense.
11:38Yeah.
11:39This makes no sense at all.
11:41No.
11:41It doesn't.
11:42It doesn't.
11:43It doesn't.
11:43I wish it was a gag.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yep.
11:45It's real life.
11:46If you want to see Jason wear my shoes, vote online.
11:49I don't want to wear your shoes, man.
11:52I don't.
11:53Because if I wear your shoes, I might as well go the full, give me your shirt and pants
11:57and everything.
11:58Yes.
11:59And just like, let me look like a child.
12:00Go the full Dave.
12:01I love it.
12:02I love the idea.
12:02Like the kid in Big when he, you know, he's wearing Tom Hanks clothes and then he shrinks
12:06back down to his normal size.
12:07That's exactly what he would be.
12:08Give me your clothes, Dave.
12:09Yeah.
12:10All right.
12:10I got some extras.
12:11He's got extras.
12:11I do.
12:12Do you really?
12:13Yeah.
12:13He has extras.
12:14I'm not wearing your clothes.
12:15What are we talking about?
12:17What are we talking about?
12:19He's got extra everything.
12:20I keep like a gym bag here at work with like extra shoes, shirt, shorts, you know, just
12:26in case.
12:26Yeah.
12:27In case I get it.
12:27Just in case.
12:28Workout courage.
12:29Do you do like the short short or do you have like normal basketball shorts?
12:33Well, like the shorts today, the athletic shorts are sort of short.
12:36They're like above knee.
12:38Oh, yeah.
12:38Yeah.
12:39I mean, they're not past my knee.
12:40They're right above the knee.
12:41Well, if they were past the knee, they'd be down to my ankles.
12:43But my knee.
12:44I'd be wearing pants and shorts.
12:45I'm still like nine to 10 inches to my knee.
12:49Oh, I hate a nine inch.
12:50Yeah.
12:50There was a nine inch scene.
12:51It's the worst.
12:52Oh, I mean, that's I'm swimming in that.
12:55Yeah.
12:55You know what I mean?
12:56Remember when we were like really young, those shorts took off that like went down way past
13:03your knee.
13:03Oh, yeah.
13:04Yeah.
13:04They were like multicolored, like really like loud.
13:07Yeah.
13:08For the guys.
13:09And I don't know if they've ever really come back.
13:11I don't think so.
13:12But the jorts have come back.
13:14Jorts have come back.
13:15Yeah.
13:15But I feel like he would look like those old school shorts.
13:20The JNCOs.
13:21Yeah.
13:21Oh, yeah.
13:22Those are terrible.
13:24Dave's clothes.
13:24Yeah.
13:25But sure enough.
13:25I'm not wearing your clothes.
13:26I mean, I don't even wear my whole outfit.
13:29Just shoes.
13:30I was offering up like you're a poor man from El Salvador that I'm trying to give some.
13:35Maybe I am.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Dave's going to go buy him shoes and stuff.
13:39He can't help it.
13:40Hello, sir.
13:41Here.
13:42Yeah.
13:42This should help you out.
13:43Here's some shoes.
13:44Size 10.
13:45All right.
13:46But we'll see.
13:48Just walk normally.
13:49Figure it out.
13:50It's hard.
13:51It's all going to be good.
13:52It's hard.
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