00:00you know i've been saying this for years the commercials would be so much better
00:08if you could swear in them oh they sell a lot more everything would be better if you could swear
00:13yeah the show would be better oh the show would be way better i say the highly intelligent swear
00:18the most that's what they say you guys are very intelligent that's how i know i'm bright
00:23every other word is the f word when i hear you having a conversation with james or something
00:30is every other word so you were very very smart it's my iq so highly i can't help it i'm an
00:38eccentric genius yeah we're just like brainiacs over here yeah exactly
00:41yeah i just did the effing day i know that's so true i forget you just hear all that like oh my god
00:50but i heard a commercial this morning for the boat show and i thought it would be just so much
00:56better if they could swear yeah because it's like you deserve it a brand new boat that gets you every
01:02single every year it does but because every year i want to go you deserve it a mother effing boat i
01:07know mother effing boat because wouldn't people be like you're right you are right i do need a
01:13mother effing boat i mean we make that commercial a thousand times oh my god in advertising that's
01:18called a call to action yes yeah i do deserve a mother effing boat people would say i want to have
01:24a boat store just called mother effing boats you'd be handy green's mother effing boats they'd be
01:30mother effing boats yep the other line best boats i for years sang this way and it's nothing to do
01:36with them but um the convenience store was a mother speedway yeah oh that's a good one yeah i like that
01:42this is just dave trying to get out his jingles on his brain every like month or so you have to
01:48sing a jingle purge i'm sure this is that part of the show welcome jingle purge i will say i think
01:53the speedway one is a little overkill i don't know why every every time that has played for years i've
01:59always sang it that way the convenience store was a month speedway it's kind of it's some kind of like
02:05anger release that if you could live your life in just a big jingle you would
02:09jingle land you might be right i'm moving to jingle land everything is you don't talk you just
02:15have i driven my ford lately it's a jingle dave's life is like a musical but it's just all jingles
02:21exactly she's a pepper he's a pepper you're a pepper wouldn't you like to be a pepper too
02:27hang on he's gonna keep going how many you think he's got that was him asking to pass the pepper
02:32oh you want some pepper dave is that okay i want a pop pop i want a shasta here's a drink
02:39get him a get him a drink there's a drink he says he hit that translates to he wants coffee
02:43i hope you sing the super mega roll toilet paper commercial
02:47that'd be a weird life super mega roll tp for everyone oh dave's got a poop
02:56every time i needed something i'd have to jingle it yeah be a weird life
03:01would be yeah no it's hard to live there i think eventually oh eventually trying to get out of
03:06jingle land i want to escape from jingle land i think it's like a horror movie therapy right now
03:10yeah yeah he's gonna talk to someone about jingle land
03:15it's his parents put him in jingle land yeah i mean they did yeah i think at the end of the movie
03:23jingle land it's just dave in a hospital bed and he's like yeah what a pop pop
03:28and they're like oh mr hunter's not doing well hopefully it would be a better ending i mean can we
03:35have we don't know you know i want it to be an oscar worthy yeah exactly okay if you're gonna do
03:41jingle loquen phoenix
03:42take my money
03:51that's what causes the breakdown the jingles the jingler
03:58the jingler
04:00loquen phoenix
04:02he's like dancing down some steps
04:05yeah
04:05it's like the joker too
04:09the jingler
04:11you've seen the joker now see the jingler
04:14even more disturbing
04:16it's just slow cuts of dave's computer not working and him
04:20does it work
04:27yeah it is really close that's gonna cause my breakdown one day
04:41and i'll just jingle
04:43yeah like there's gonna be a time when a video doesn't play that from that point on dave only talks and jingles
04:51molly mcbutter
04:53molly mcbutter
04:54i forgot about molly mcbutter
04:55oh well
04:56most of these things
04:57everyone has
04:58the jingler
04:59becomes the jingle man
05:01like spoon man
05:02sings the jingle in his head
05:05jingle man
05:06i mean i hope it doesn't
05:08in that way but
05:09you never do know what life holds for you
05:11no you don't
05:11yeah hopefully not the reality of the jingler movie
05:14right
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