00:01Hmm. Table looks fine. Now, where are the cigars? Oh, here. Mm-hmm. I guess he'll fall
00:09for this layout, all right. Hello, Daddy. Oh, hello, Snooks. Oh, uh, let's have a look
00:14at you. Why did I have to put on my new dress, Daddy? Because my boss is coming for dinner.
00:19Why? Well, uh, well, we don't have guests very often, and it's good to make social contacts
00:24and fraternize with intellectual people. My boss is a very smart man, and I like to listen
00:29to his conversation. Do you understand? Uh-huh. You're trying to get a rage. Nothing of the
00:34kind, and I don't want you making any cracks when he gets here, either. I won't, Daddy.
00:39Above all, don't say anything about his hair. Why? Just don't, that's all. What's the matter
00:44with his hair? Nothing. I'm just warning you not to make any remarks about it. All right.
00:49And listen, Snooks, you're not to come into the dining room while we're having dinner,
00:53not even if my boss asks you to. Why? Never mind why. All I want you to do is greet
00:59Mr. Gordon, and then run upstairs and play. All right. And now we'd better have a little
01:03rehearsal. I'll be Mr. Gordon. Who is he? My boss. I'll be my boss. Huh? I said, I'm
01:08Mr. Gordon. My auntie, my daddy. We're just pretending. I want to make sure you'll behave
01:14nicely when Mr. Gordon comes. Now, I'm Mr. Gordon, and I'm coming in. Oh, good evening, Snooks.
01:20How about it? No, no. Say good evening to Mr. Gordon. Where is he? He's not here yet.
01:26Now, why can I say good evening to him? You're not saying it to him. You're saying
01:30it to me. Right now, I'm Mr. Gordon, even though I'm still your daddy. And while Mr. Gordon
01:33isn't even here yet, you can say good evening to him because you're really saying it to me.
01:36And don't ask me if I feel all right. Why? Now, don't you start to irritate me, Snooks.
01:42And another thing. In case Mr. Gordon asks you to come into dinner, I want you to say no
01:46thanks. I've already eaten. Now, let's try it. All right. Now, here we go. Where are we going?
01:51Nowhere. Now, let's try it. Oh, good evening, Snooks. No, thank you. I've already eaten.
02:00Say good evening first. Why? Because you've got to greet him. Now, let's try it again.
02:05Good evening, Snooks. Good evening, Mr. Gordon. Oh, Snooks, will you come in and eat with
02:11us? Uh-huh. No, I told you to say you'd already eaten. I'm still hungry. Just the same, you've
02:19got to say I've already eaten. Uh-huh. Say I've already eaten. Good evening, Snooks. Will
02:23you eat with us? Daddy's already eaten. But I'm hungry. No, no, no. Snooks, I don't want
02:31to lose my temper with you. When he asked you to come in and eat, just say... Oh, there
02:35he is now. Now, remember, Snooks. All right.
02:42Oh, I've come right in, Mr. Gordon. Oh, I've come right in, Mr. Gordon. Nice place
02:46in work. Have you? Oh, is this baby Snooks? Yes, sir, Mr. Gordon. Shake hands with Mr. Gordon,
02:53Snooks. How? What a cute child. Dinner's all ready. Okay. Oh, Snooks, will you have a bite
03:01with her? Snooks. I say, will you have a bite with her? No, thanks. I've already bitten.
03:07Well, uh, run along upstairs in placeness. Uh, this way, Mr. Gordon. Daddy? Yes? Why'd
03:12he tell me not to say anything about his hair? What's that? He ain't got any. Well, you think
03:20that's funny, young lady? Uh-huh. He'll look like my Aunt Chloe. Oh. Oh, uh, pay no attention
03:26to us, Mr. Gordon. She's a great little clown. What are you yelling about? I don't know.
03:33Well, let her come in and sit with us while we eat, Higgins. Oh, no, she has to, uh, do
03:38her homework. Don't you, Snooksie? No, I don't. Oh, all right. Come on. Uh, sit here,
03:44Mr. Gordon, and Snooks, you could buy me. I don't want it. Well, why not? I want to sit
03:49near Mr. Gordon and watch her to do some tricks. Tricks? What tricks? I wish I was dead.
03:54Will you have some water, Mr. Gordon? Oh, no, thank you. Oh, what's the matter? Make
04:00him swallow the water, Daddy. Well, why do you want to see me swallow water? Because
04:04Daddy says you drink like a fish. Oh, she made that up. She made it up, so help me,
04:08Mr. Gordon. I never said anything of the kind. You go upstairs this minute, you little
04:12scamp. If he takes me out, I'll spill the soup on Mr. Gordon. Well, I must say, Higgins,
04:17this little daughter of yours makes eating here a pleasure. You like it, Mr. Gordon? No, he
04:22doesn't like it. Mr. Gordon wants you to leave the room so he can eat in peace. What
04:25are you doing? My penny fell under the table. Be careful, Snooks. You're pulling the table.
04:29Hey, hey, look out. Snooks, the whole thing's going to... I think I'll go now. Oh, there's
04:39the whole dinner. I wasn't very hungry anyhow. I think I'll go, too. Oh, no, just a minute,
04:43Mr. Gordon. Please don't leave. We might be able to straighten this out. Give him some pie,
04:48Daddy. Oh, yes. How about a piece of green apple pie? Here, look at it. Oh, you'll love
04:54it. Well, all right. Have you a little piece of cheese to go with it? Cheese? Oh, I'm awfully
05:02sorry, Mr. Gordon. There isn't a piece of cheese in the house. Yes, there is, Daddy. I'll go
05:05get it. Oh, fine. Phew. I'm terribly sorry about this. That's all right. The child didn't mean
05:13it. Oh, yeah, sure. Here's the cheese, Mr. Gordon. Oh, thanks, Snooks. Yeah. Mmm. It's
05:20good, too. Eat it all. Oh, yes. Well, I will. Mmm. Well, you know that's funny. I distinctly
05:28remember Mother saying we were out of cheese. Mmm. This is great. I guess you've got sharper
05:33eyes than your daddy, eh, Snooks? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Where did you find that cheese, Snooks? In
05:38the market? No. Oh, don't let go. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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