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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about people undergoing foreskin reconstruction surgery. That is when they asked Ryan a question and he revealed something about his donger.
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00:04Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the carnival.
00:06Cotton candy, five hour energy.
00:08It tastes like a carnival, zero sugar.
00:10It actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah.
00:11You want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:24Alright guys, you missed your foreskin?
00:27We don't even know it, you know?
00:29Well, like we missed out on it.
00:31Our parents took our rights away.
00:33Because foreskin reconstruction has become a big plastic surgery trend.
00:40Oh, wow.
00:42I know you can buy some devices that'll sort of stretch it out and give you some.
00:48What?
00:49Currently what you have?
00:50Mm-hmm.
00:51Whoa.
00:52You're kidding.
00:53I am not kidding.
00:54Why would I kid?
00:56I don't know.
00:58It just seems shocking.
00:59Why would I kid about my foreskin?
01:01I can't imagine that would give you enough.
01:04No, it's like over time in the same way that if they knew that they were going to give someone
01:12like a breast job,
01:14that they would like put smaller ones in and then the skin grows so that it can handle that.
01:20And then they put bigger ones in after that.
01:22Because your skin grows.
01:24And so they just put some device that forces the skin to stretch and then grow.
01:30And then you end up with some over time.
01:34Well, every so often a doctor feels a phone call from a circumcised man desperate to restore his penis to
01:39its original glory.
01:41Give me my foreskin back!
01:43A board-certified surgeon in Chicago, he says he's never done more penile cosmetic surgery.
01:53He said the problem is there's no technique that really works perfectly yet.
02:02There's a whole group known as restorers.
02:06Yeah, some men who struggle to improve sexual sensation and feel whole again with foreskin reconstruction.
02:15The problem is a lot of these are untested, potentially dangerous, and could end up going wrong.
02:23Seems risky.
02:25Well, it's very risky to me to like cut it all and like, what are you doing?
02:29You're adding skin from somewhere else or whatever?
02:32No one's happy, huh?
02:33No, you're not.
02:35I mean, I'm sure, listen, every circumcised guy has wondered, what would it feel like?
02:41Well, I think it's just what you're told is that there's this sensitivity that you've missed out on your whole
02:47life.
02:48And you're like, what?
02:48Like, how can it be?
02:49Because, well, I can get that.
02:50How can it be more sensitive?
02:52Yeah, makes sense.
02:53It does make sense.
02:55I've never thought about it.
02:56You haven't?
02:56Mm-mm.
02:57You're good?
02:57It's gone?
02:58I like what I got.
02:59I don't need it.
03:00I mean, I don't know Ryan's current penis status.
03:03I'm sure I'll tell you.
03:04Holy crap.
03:05Do you want to know?
03:06I'm not sure.
03:07Yes, he does.
03:08Do I put money on it?
03:09Oh, take your bets.
03:11Cut or uncut.
03:13Oh, wow.
03:13Well, I got to go.
03:14I'm going cut just because of around his age.
03:19I'll take cut.
03:20I'll put.
03:21How much are you putting down?
03:2340 bucks on cut.
03:2440 bucks on cut.
03:26Jason, the gambler.
03:27I'm going to say cut, too, but I need to know more about his upbringing.
03:31I don't know what his background is.
03:33It can affect it.
03:33Jason's got a wild, wild grandparents.
03:36We know that.
03:36That's right.
03:37Oh, yeah.
03:37That's true.
03:38We know really about him so far.
03:39I'm going to say cut.
03:41I got 50 cents on it.
03:42You know what?
03:42I believe 50 cents.
03:4550 cents.
03:45The sludge fund is low.
03:46Oh, my God.
03:47It's embarrassing.
03:49And listen, I believe he's cut as well, but I'm just going to go against it just for the
03:53chance and say he's.
03:55Well, I think I think if we had to make odds for this, like it's I got to bet 40
04:00to make
04:01like 10, you know, the odds are high that he's cut.
04:04Yeah.
04:05I'm going to sit this one out.
04:06It's kind of weird.
04:06That's probably smart.
04:08Is Ryan circumcised?
04:11I don't know, guys.
04:14It seems like the dumbest thing.
04:17I want to talk about Ryan's penis.
04:19Ryan?
04:20Everyone loses.
04:21I believe I have what they call a hoodie.
04:25Oh, Dave went.
04:28No, I won.
04:28I said you were uncut.
04:29Yeah, he just went against the grain.
04:31That counts?
04:32What do you want?
04:33No, I wait.
04:34So are you cut, but it's not done correctly?
04:37Do you have a turtleneck?
04:38It's something like that.
04:39So it's like a half of it.
04:42Oh, I didn't even know this.
04:43My mom told me this like three years ago because my son, it happened with my son.
04:47You're half cut.
04:48Yeah, I guess they call it a hoodie because it looks like it's wearing a hood.
04:51Oh, are you half?
04:54No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:55My penis shakes in.
04:56No, it's really inappropriate.
04:58We gotta see this thing.
04:59Save yourself, Lisa.
05:00It shows over.
05:02Did you get one of those ones where it's like a half?
05:05So it does, it looks like it has a hood on.
05:09Like they screwed up the cut, right?
05:12And so when they reattached it, you like have half a foreskin, right?
05:16No, I don't.
05:17I don't think I was ever cut.
05:19I think it was born like this.
05:20Oh, no way.
05:21Baby, you were born this way.
05:23That's what my son's the exact same way.
05:25It happened with him.
05:26Like father, like son.
05:28So you were on cut then.
05:31Yeah, I guess.
05:32So technically I won.
05:33I guess you win.
05:34Yeah.
05:34We'll wait till Jason sees it after the show.
05:37Yeah, that's smart.
05:38Final decision.
05:39Are you got, you sent it, you sent some?
05:42No.
05:42Oh, okay.
05:43Good.
05:43Thank God.
05:43I'm not digging deep.
05:45No, you don't want to.
05:45I don't want to know what his penis looks like.
05:47You got pictures of my penis?
05:48It's just going to be babies.
05:49You don't want to see it.
05:50You put in a search, I have circumcised, but now I've gone too far.
05:53And it's like, oh, I know what your penis looks like.
05:58Yep.
05:59Even I grossed myself up.
06:01Yeah, that's not great.
06:03Let's look up half circumcised to see what we're talking about.
06:06I think we, I literally, I think we've looked it up before.
06:11And I thought that it was, it was like usually botched.
06:15It was something that was botched.
06:17Yes, please.
06:18Good choice.
06:19Yep.
06:22Oh.
06:23Yeah, but I don't think he's like that.
06:24So it's like, it's like it's saying peekaboo every day?
06:27It does not look like what you're showing.
06:29You see the one to the, to the left?
06:31I would say it doesn't also.
06:33It's a good choice.
06:35That's right.
06:36It could look like that.
06:37Jeff, what you show me, it does look like any of them.
06:40Oh yeah.
06:40This is how we get to know people.
06:41Yeah, exactly.
06:43Let's guess Ryan's penis.
06:46Look like.
06:48Yeah.
06:51I want to find, no, keep, let's find the most terrible penis.
06:55Okay, here, let's see.
06:56A, B, or C.
06:59I think, I think it's like none of those.
07:01I think he has like a half.
07:03I think it's like a hood.
07:05Like he said, there is.
07:07Like this?
07:08No, there's only one, one half to it.
07:11Yeah.
07:11So.
07:12Like I'm wearing, you know, throw up a hoodie.
07:14Yeah.
07:14Like put your hood up, Dave.
07:16Put your hood up right now.
07:17That's what his penis looks like.
07:18It just covers the back.
07:20That's what it is.
07:21Dave is imitating.
07:22Yes, Dave is Ryan's penis live.
07:27You see how that is?
07:28You see how your head is kind of exposed on one side?
07:32Hi there.
07:32Wait, so the underside is exposed?
07:34The side of it is.
07:36Ryan, your penis is confusing us, man.
07:38I know.
07:38It's not me.
07:39I understand your penis.
07:40You can't get out, like, because where does my piss go now?
07:43Does it dribble out my hood?
07:43He's got to pull it.
07:45Type in hooded penis, Dave.
07:47Hooded.
07:47That comes in a little better.
07:49Hooded penis.
07:50Now you guys got me looking.
07:51Hold on.
07:51I got to get out of camera view.
07:53He's going to check us out of camera view.
07:55He's got to look.
07:58Hooded penis.
07:59Oh, it is my hood.
08:01Look right here.
08:01I told you.
08:02That's what he's got.
08:04Imagine my face is a dick.
08:08Okay, okay.
08:08It's not that weird looking, though.
08:11It's not that good.
08:12Now I really want to show you my penis.
08:14No, man.
08:15Yeah, you got hypospaditis, dude.
08:19Yeah.
08:21Hypospaditis.
08:24That's hypospadias.
08:25That's the two holes.
08:26Oh, that's the two holes.
08:27Oh, okay.
08:28He knows about that.
08:29Yeah, you guys are like, I don't have two holes.
08:32Dick bros.
08:33I have no hood.
08:34I have one hole.
08:36Hooded dick bros.
08:37I need to see it from the side.
08:39Oh, jeez.
08:39Is there a side of this?
08:40I don't know.
08:41Like a side view?
08:43Oh, there's a lot of...
08:44Oh, my goodness.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:45What the hell is this creature?
08:46Oh, my goodness.
08:47Oh, no.
08:47What the F is wrong?
08:48That is Ryan's penis.
08:50Oh, man.
08:51Oh, man.
08:52It looks bad.
08:52You got it wrong.
08:54That's not it.
08:54What do you got next to talk about?
08:57Oh, well.
09:00Oh, no.
09:00What can you do?
09:01You got a dick hoodie.
09:02The thing is a mess, but you know what?
09:04So, when did you realize you had a dick hoodie?
09:07Four years ago when my son was born.
09:09Four?
09:09You didn't your whole life?
09:10You've gone through life not knowing?
09:11You just thought they owned a thing.
09:12I had no idea.
09:13It doesn't look weird.
09:14Mom, look right now.
09:15This doesn't look right to me.
09:17That one looks like a turkey neck.
09:20The one they're pulling on there.
09:21Like, you've seen porns and stuff, and maybe guys in the locker room, you weren't like,
09:25damn, what's up?
09:26No, that's what I mean.
09:27It's not weird looking.
09:29Okay.
09:29Right, right.
09:30It's just got a little extra.
09:32Maybe it's more like, take your hood, Dave, and put it at like three quarters or like
09:38a one half.
09:39Maybe it's more like that.
09:41Yeah, that's maybe it.
09:42You know?
09:43So, is it like the tip of a pig in a blanket?
09:45That's what I'm picturing.
09:46Pig in a blanket?
09:47Yeah, like the little hot dog and the puff pastry.
09:50Oh.
09:51It just sort of peeks out.
09:52Oh, it just peeks through.
09:52Yeah.
09:53This is where Ryan's like, man.
09:54Why did I open my mouth?
09:55What did I do here?
09:56You should have just said cuss.
09:57Yeah, you should have just.
09:59Just happy to be a part of this.
10:00Yep, I was cut.
10:01I was trying to be honest.
10:02I was cut.
10:02Or uncut.
10:04Not cut.
10:06I had no idea.
10:06You're never going to believe this, but I have a penile hood.
10:09Okay, so four years ago when you made this discovery, Ryan, because of your son, did you
10:13think, ooh, I should do something about this?
10:15Or no, you're fine.
10:15Everything's good.
10:16No, I'm good.
10:17You're good.
10:18Yeah.
10:18Yeah, proof that it works.
10:19So, I'm all right.
10:20Yes.
10:20Yes, exactly.
10:21With a third proof on the way.
10:22Yeah, like that one right there looks like it has a bonnet on almost.
10:26A bonnet.
10:27Yeah, no, down two and over one.
10:30Over to the right.
10:32This?
10:33No, no, no.
10:33Up.
10:34Up.
10:35Over.
10:35Right there.
10:36Right there.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:36It's like got a bonnet.
10:39Can you see what we're seeing, Ryan?
10:40Little Miss Muffet.
10:41Yeah, I see it.
10:42Not that either.
10:44Can we see one of these in the wild?
10:45Can you guide my mouse to which one best represents?
10:49He said already, it doesn't matter which one you show, he will always say, no, that's
10:54not it.
10:55It's like a cool guy wearing a hoodie.
10:57Like me earlier.
10:58Right.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Think about like Vin Diesel in a hoodie.
11:05Someone said I'm picturing an 80s leg warmer.
11:08I can't picture it.
11:10Like a hoodl.
11:10I can't.
11:11Honestly, I can't.
11:12That's why I'm confused.
11:13So, if it's flat, there's a hood over the head.
11:16I don't think it goes all the way over it.
11:19I'm telling you, if you guys saw it, you wouldn't think it looks weird at all.
11:22That's why I didn't bring it up for 34 years.
11:26I think it's weird.
11:28You got two holes in yours.
11:32You're right.
11:33Dick wars.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35Dick wars.
11:35I'll show you one hole.
11:36There's one hole.
11:37I'll show you one hole.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:41Show me yours.
11:42I'll show you one hole.
11:43Yep.
11:44It's a big mess.
11:45But I, okay.
11:46I just always thought that was an accident.
11:48Like, when that happened.
11:50That's what I thought, too.
11:51You were, like, they did, like, a botched circumcision.
11:55Circumcision.
11:55Yes.
11:56Because I know a guy who had to go in again.
12:00Oh, like, they were fixing a botch, right?
12:02Like, I've heard of that.
12:03I think we talked to someone.
12:05So, this is just, you're born with it.
12:07They say, don't do anything to it.
12:08Don't do anything.
12:09Just leave it.
12:09I feel like there's just some added skin towards the, like, a turtleneck.
12:16You didn't get enough foreskin?
12:18No, he got more than enough.
12:20I got more, but not enough to, like, clip off.
12:23Right.
12:24He got, he didn't get the full foreskin.
12:27That's what I mean.
12:27He didn't get enough.
12:28Right.
12:29Yes, I guess technically.
12:30But, yeah, it wasn't so much, though, that you would need to remove it.
12:34Yeah.
12:34His tips just got a little blanket.
12:36I mean, thank God he doesn't have that one with the hole on the side.
12:40No, the hole on the side is, I've never seen anything like that in my life.
12:43I didn't know that existed.
12:44The hole on the side.
12:44What the hell, man?
12:46I mean, that's a growth or something, right?
12:47Why is it over there?
12:48No, that's the hole on the side.
12:49See the hole?
12:50It's the same hole.
12:51It's the same hole as here, but, oh.
12:54It's like a sandworm.
12:58That's crazy.
13:00Yeah, look at that one.
13:01That ain't great.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:02Man, dicks are unattractive.
13:04No, I mean, it's so bad.
13:05What is that middle thing on the left?
13:07This?
13:08Up to.
13:09Yep.
13:10That's anomalies.
13:11That's a double.
13:12That's a double donger.
13:12That's double donger.
13:13How about the one on the bottom right?
13:15That's terrible stuff.
13:16What about this hooded creature?
13:18What is that?
13:19Well, it looks like a chode, if you ask me.
13:23A hooded chode.
13:24Oh, man, unattractive wieners.
13:27But Ryan's is fine.
13:28Mine's super attractive.
13:29I wasn't talking about yours.
13:31I wasn't talking about yours.
13:33We're just looking up his exact condition, and it's all terrible.
13:36So someone said, if you don't have a foreskin, Ryan, maybe you've got a two skin.
13:39That's kind of what it is.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Maybe that, yeah, maybe that.
13:43I don't know.
13:43I just always heard it referred to as a hood.
13:46Yeah.
13:46Okay.
13:47You've got a hood.
13:48That's fine.
13:49Hooded.
13:50I don't know.
13:50People are sending us pictures.
13:52Oh, God, of course.
13:53Of theirs?
13:53Yeah.
13:54Because they've got the Ryan.
13:55Oh, no.
13:56Oh, they've got the Ryan.
13:58They want us to see it.
13:59Email at davidjogetthefreak.com.
14:00We want to see it.
14:02We've got to figure this out.
14:03I'm always shocked that we will openly look at the genitals of the people that listen to us.
14:10It is a wild ride.
14:13We won't get them to text.
14:14We've looked at a listener's butthole.
14:16They're like, hey, I sent my butthole to you guys.
14:19Yeah, you're right.
14:19Yeah, the ladies all sent you their lips.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:22I mean, I'm thinking I'd like to be taking off the email and just put Jason on instead.
14:26Nope.
14:27You're getting the dicks.
14:27You can forward the dick ones to me.
14:29Yep.
14:29That's true.
14:30Jason needs like, or just like dick at davidjogetthefreak.
14:33But it's nice to know Ryan's led a full life with a hood.
14:36Oh, yeah.
14:37Everything works.
14:38Yeah.
14:38Everything's fine.
14:39No issues.
14:39No go funny.
14:40He's got a lady.
14:41No.
14:41No telethon needed.
14:42No.
14:43We should just always wear our hoods everywhere.
14:45Every day.
14:46Team Ryan.
14:47Anytime I see him, instead of like a salute, we'll just be like, what's up, Ryan?
14:52Yeah.
14:53Throw up your hoods for Ryan.
14:54Hood bros.
14:55For life.
14:56You've said too much, Ryan.
14:58He's gone quiet.
14:58He's gone quiet now.
14:59That's all you're going to get from him today.
15:00He's fielding a lot of calls from...
15:02Sorry, I'm really desperately trying to find what mine looks like to show you.
15:07I need to straighten this out.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Yeah, because right now I think it looks like the one with the hole on the side.
15:14Yeah, me too, man.
15:15That's not good.
15:15No.
15:16Some sort of mythical creature down there.
15:18Someone said, just FYI, you guys have an entire office full of women discussing dicks
15:22right now.
15:22Oh, of course.
15:23I'm sure.
15:24We do.
15:25Have they been with hoodies?
15:26Yeah.
15:27That's the big question.
15:27Oh, I'm sure they have.
15:29Enough of them.
15:30I heard they all love it.
15:32I can't imagine.
15:34I'm sure they can.
15:35I'm sure.
15:35Sure.
15:36Why not?
15:37It's weird, though.
15:38Just part of it.
15:40Yeah, no.
15:40I always thought that if something like that was going on, that it was like they made a
15:45miscut.
15:46I love Dave is in a hoodie the whole time during this.
15:49Yes, he is.
15:51I love him doing the show in a hoodie.
15:53Team Ryan.
15:53It's really funny.
15:55Thank you, Ryan.
15:56It's my bro.
15:57I'm not used to it.
15:57New merch will be out next year.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:01Half hoodies.
16:01Dave and Chuck, the freak, half hoodies.
16:03You know that his cartoon character is getting a hoodie.
16:06Oh, he's got to get a hoodie now.
16:07He's getting a hoodie now.
16:08For sure.
16:08I don't think he.
16:09Yes, he does.
16:11He's getting a hoodie.
16:12He's getting his own half uncut podcast coming soon.
16:15Oh, wow.
16:17Don't tempt these people with a good time.
16:19Exactly.
16:19Exactly.
16:20Exactly.
16:21Exactly.
16:21Exactly.
16:21Exactly.
16:21Exactly.
16:22Exactly.
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