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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some messages they've received from listeners about Jason flashing the camera during the livestream yesterday. Does he regret it? Then, Ryan puts himself out there also with a provocative move!
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00:00I love summer, the sunshine, air conditioning, the great outdoors, mid-afternoon nap, days at the beach, freezer pops.
00:08Now you're talking. Here's the new Firework Freeze 5-hour energy shot. It's summer in a 2-ounce bottle. Wow.
00:24Old Sugar Tits over here is having some regrets today.
00:28Oh, because he showed himself. He showed his boobs online and men have been talking about jerking off to him,
00:36so he's having severe tit regret.
00:39One man said he's pleasuring himself to me. Well, plus a bunch of other that I haven't shared. Really? Geez,
00:45old Pete. Some were much worse.
00:46Get a grip. They are. They are. They are. It's just a set of nips. I know. That's all it
00:53takes. For some reason.
00:54Jason, well, you had to know, and you're looking at the camera, like, on purpose. It's not, you didn't, like,
01:01accidentally do it. You did it twice.
01:04That's just a little fun. No one to blame but you. No one to blame but yourself. I think you
01:09secretly love it.
01:10I think he's an exhibitionist, to be totally honest. He loves the thought of other men.
01:13No, I mean, he just, I don't know about that. Yeah. I don't know. His deep thoughts.
01:20It's hard to. Jason's deep thoughts. That's actually pretty terrifying.
01:25Deep thoughts with Jason Watson. Do you like the thought of other men pleasuring themselves to you?
01:31What do you think? Deep thoughts with Jason.
01:34Think I'm secretly gay?
01:35No. No, absolutely not. I don't. I really don't.
01:40That's not what I'm saying.
01:40I like how you say it. You think I'm secretly gay?
01:42No.
01:43Oh, he's putting it out there.
01:44No.
01:45You don't want to touch it?
01:46Yeah, there it is.
01:47Look at how he's looking.
01:50I never saw this because I can't see him.
01:54So this is my...
01:55Oh, yeah.
01:56Look at his face.
01:58This is the best.
02:02Jason, what did you do?
02:03Oh, no.
02:04He's just trying to have fun.
02:06You look seductive.
02:08He's giving the blue steel.
02:10He's like...
02:12Hey, Chuck, stop.
02:14That's so funny.
02:15Oh, jeez.
02:16Have they ever been to the beach?
02:19It's just a shirtless guy.
02:21It's just a guy with his nipples out.
02:28I don't know.
02:29Oh, well.
02:30He's just trying to keep the show alive.
02:32He's like, there you go.
02:33That should be your profile picture.
02:35It should be.
02:36You totally should be.
02:37Oh, wow.
02:39I'm not giving it out for free anymore.
02:41No.
02:42Well, it's out there.
02:43It's out there.
02:43It's too late.
02:44Oh, that's great.
02:45Too late.
02:46I never saw it.
02:47Yeah.
02:47Lots of messages about that one.
02:49So enjoy while you can.
02:51I miss so much of the entertainment in that room.
02:54I don't get to see a lot.
02:55I know.
02:56Well, when we're soon broadcasting live from a White Castle, maybe we'll have a better
02:59set.
02:59Oh, yeah.
02:59I'll be able to see him.
03:01Yeah.
03:01I'll change things.
03:02Yeah.
03:03It'll be all good.
03:04Anyway, sugar tits, relax.
03:06It's okay.
03:06Oh, that's funny.
03:07No.
03:08Yeah, right.
03:09There you go.
03:10He's doing it again.
03:10You want to see my ass?
03:11Oh, no.
03:13Jesus, don't do it.
03:14Holy hell.
03:14He'll put them over the edge.
03:16That's enough.
03:17Oh, God.
03:17God, just being silly.
03:20None of us can have an ass screenshot says it's a compliment.
03:25Yeah, it's just take it as a compliment.
03:27Yeah.
03:27I'd love it.
03:28If dudes are jerking off to me, that'd be telling me, trust me, according to texts, telling
03:33me that I'm doing something.
03:35Okay.
03:36You're you have a certain there's a certain group of guys population that want that bear
03:42little bear, man.
03:43I'm like a little care bear to them.
03:45Yeah, man.
03:46Man, I hope guys start jerking off to me.
03:49We'll show a little more skin, Ryan.
03:50They will.
03:51You got to step it up, Ryan.
03:52A little more skin.
03:54What do you got?
03:56They will.
03:57It's on you.
03:59Do your worst.
04:00Oh, no.
04:00No.
04:01No.
04:01He's got to whip his finger.
04:02No.
04:02He's got to put his knees out.
04:04Oh, yeah.
04:05Don't.
04:06Release the ball.
04:06That's right.
04:07He's not afraid of that.
04:08I know you can't.
04:08My God, you can't.
04:09There we go.
04:10Shut everything down.
04:11He's seductively biting his finger in there.
04:13Now it's on there.
04:14He's seductively biting his finger.
04:16He is.
04:17He is.
04:17How hot was that?
04:17You're in.
04:18Scale of one to ten, how hot it was?
04:20He asked you how hot was it.
04:22Oh.
04:22Give him a scale.
04:23That was good.
04:24Yeah?
04:24Yeah.
04:24He's secretly gay.
04:25I can't give too much because then you'll know all my deep thoughts.
04:29That's true.
04:30Deep thoughts, Jason.
04:31Ryan's finger got me hard.
04:34Oh, my God.
04:34See, Alice Watson.
04:36Turns out I'm kind of a gay guy.
04:40I guess I'm a little bi-curious.
04:44Oh, well.
04:46Who knew?
04:46Aren't we all?
04:47Yeah, there you go.
04:48You know.
04:49This sounds crazy.
04:50It's just a spectrum.
04:51It is.
04:52I know.
04:54But anyway, no more sugar-tip regret.
04:56Just move on with life.
04:58Everything is different.
04:59I just don't need to know.
05:00You know, if you enjoy it and you're going to pleasure yourself, great.
05:04But I don't need to know.
05:04Yeah, it is wild to let someone know, like, hey, just so you know, I am tugging it.
05:10I'm tugging it right to you.
05:12Tugging it.
05:12It's like, dude.
05:14And they do.
05:14I've got my piece in my hand.
05:16And you don't look at text right now, okay?
05:20As he goes to look at text.
05:21I'm not going to look.
05:22He always does.
05:24I'm going to look.
05:25What do they want?
05:26No, they're just talking about cranking it.
05:28Yeah, that's all.
05:29That's outrageous.
05:30It's six o'clock in the morning.
05:32Relax.
05:32I know.
05:32It's a good time.
05:34Who can crank it at a time like this?
05:36You can crank it right now.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Most people are just lying in bed.
05:39Exactly.
05:41We're working.
05:42It's a bad, you know, you don't want to do too many sexual things.
05:46Like, that's a good heads up to Ryan.
05:48Oh, well, Ryan, they've categorized him already as a twink.
05:52A twink?
05:54I don't think that's right at all.
05:56What's that?
05:56He's not a twink.
05:57He's not even close.
05:59No, like a skinnier, younger guy.
06:03Ryan is, like, I would think he's like a more well-kept bear than I am.
06:09Right.
06:10He's like a baby bear.
06:11Whatever it would be called.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Yes, it's a young, slim, often hairless or boyish looking gay man.
06:16So he's not a twink.
06:18Yeah, no, he's not.
06:19They haven't seen enough.
06:21Don't mislabel my gayness.
06:23Yeah, exactly.
06:23Are we going to get a screenshot of Ryan with his finger?
06:26Oh, yeah, we will.
06:27Yes, we will.
06:29I made it sure to get it up.
06:32A hundred percent.
06:33I'm sure listeners, when they finish fledgling themselves, we'll send.
06:38They got to finish that.
06:39They got to finish fledgling themselves.
06:40I mean, everyone knows that.
06:41So there's bears.
06:42So you guys would be bears.
06:43Wouldn't Ryan be in the same category as you?
06:45I would.
06:46How are you?
06:47Would you call him Harry?
06:48He's a bear.
06:49He's a cub.
06:50I'm like a grizzly bear.
06:52And that's what he's got.
06:53So Jason called him.
06:54Jason knows the terms, I think.
06:55You said you called him a cub?
06:56You called him a baby bear.
06:57It's like a cub.
06:58Yeah, a baby bear.
06:58I'm an otter.
06:59We've discussed this many times.
07:01Cubs, they say, younger men with bigger body who wear their natural body hair and are aligned
07:06to some degree with the bear subculture.
07:08Yeah, I think that.
07:10What's rough?
07:12I mean, I don't know.
07:13Is that like a skinnier bear?
07:15It's a skinnier bear.
07:15Yeah.
07:16A more muscular or built bear.
07:18I wish I was a wolf, dude.
07:20I wish I was a wolf.
07:2120 years you'll be a wolf?
07:23Yeah.
07:23Yeah.
07:24You know, I'll morph.
07:26To me, a wolf is the ultimate look.
07:28You're an otter right now, right?
07:30That's what they say.
07:30I fit that description, don't I?
07:32Medium amount of body hair, slender to athletic build.
07:36Previously may have been a twink.
07:39Yeah.
07:39May at some point identify as a bear or a wolf.
07:43Right now, you're in your otter stage.
07:45The older I get.
07:47There's a lot of different categories.
07:49I know.
07:50Daddies.
07:50What's that guy?
07:51He's a daddy.
07:52Oh, a daddy?
07:53Okay.
07:54There's a jock.
07:55Drag queens.
07:56Chubs.
07:57Chubs.
07:58Chubs.
07:58Hold on a sec.
08:00Chubs are gay men who are fat or have bigger bodies, but who may exist outside the bear
08:04label, either because they don't fit the physical idea with heavy body hair and a round
08:09belly, or because they don't identify with the community.
08:11Did you call me Dave?
08:13You need something?
08:14What's up, Chub?
08:15Hey.
08:17What can I get for you?
08:18You're half the Chub you used to be.
08:19You're almost not.
08:20Yeah, that's true.
08:21That's true.
08:22Yeah.
08:24I'm half the Chub I used to be.
08:28Quit talking about half Chubs.
08:31I'm full Chub right now.
08:32Oh, finger biter, Stinky Riot over there.
08:34I'm getting this screenshot right now.
08:37Are you?
08:37You're getting it?
08:38I'm going to work on it.
08:40There's Leathermen.
08:42Man, it's just page after page of categories of gay fellas.
08:46We had some Leathermen that were texting the show for a while.
08:51We're back.
08:52I thought they were from Boston.
08:54Oh, yes, we did.
08:55You're right.
08:55And they sent us inappropriate.
08:58Leathermen?
08:59Yeah.
09:00Leathermen.
09:00I don't remember the Leathermen.
09:02We have turned on many gay men in our day and very few women, unfortunately.
09:08That sucks.
09:08That is the worst part of it.
09:09What did they send the Leathermen?
09:11Pictures of themselves.
09:12Sexual pictures.
09:13They did?
09:14Yes.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Because someone then, I believe, made me and Dave into Leathermen.
09:19Yeah.
09:20And that photo's out there.
09:22Okay.
09:22I said two words for you.
09:23Hairy hole.
09:25Hairy hole.
09:26That's what we saw.
09:27Oh, my.
09:28Yeah.
09:30There you go.
09:31That's more than you bargained for, huh?
09:32Yeah, it is.
09:33Yep.
09:33So there's no ladies, huh?
09:35No.
09:37I don't turn off your face.
09:38Nips, no.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Not so far.
09:41We're not a turn ladies on type of show.
09:42There may be things.
09:43I love them nips.
09:45I love them.
09:46True.
09:47Most ladies, if you use the word, would not text into a show to tell us they're pleasuring
09:52themselves to.
09:53Didn't we have a woman that would call in?
09:55What was her name?
09:56Judy?
09:57Judy.
09:58Judy.
09:58Judy.
09:58What happened to Judy?
09:59Is she from Boston?
10:00I doubt she's still with us.
10:02Oh, no.
10:02Stop.
10:03I mean.
10:03Judy.
10:04I love to touch it.
10:05Oh, she's around.
10:06She used to call in all the time with her.
10:08She's busy, man.
10:09She's busy.
10:11She's got stuff on the go.
10:12She's got Judy business.
10:13That's funny.
10:14Got a bar.
10:15There's so many characters that have called into the show through the years.
10:18Yeah, and then we just don't, we don't hear from them ever again.
10:20I know.
10:20You never know.
10:21Are they alive or dead?
10:22Are they alive or dead?
10:23We're in jail.
10:25We're in jail.
10:26True, true.
10:26A lot can happen.
10:28That was your biggest fan, Judy.
10:31I think she was one of your biggest fans.
10:33Oh, yeah.
10:34That's the one.
10:35I love Dave.
10:38I love him big.
10:39I like him big and tall.
10:43Nine inches.
10:44Thanks, Judy.
10:45Yep.
10:46I want Dave in my mouth.
10:48Okay, all right.
10:49To be honest.
10:50Too much.
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