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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 9 Episode 1
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00:00The bond that Nikki and I have even stronger.
00:02Yeah, man!
00:03Happy 15 days! Let's go!
00:05Tonight, we celebrate you.
00:08I jumped off my door.
00:10I am so sorry.
00:11There are people that should have been here that aren't here.
00:13I'm not going to somewhere. I'm done with s***.
00:153.0 and I had a messy breakup.
00:17I'm done.
00:17There's only two options we see going at this point. Jail or death.
00:21I've been going to the program, and I'm trying to just be more of a calmer ang.
00:27I decided to contact my birth mom to say,
00:31I never forget about you, and I love you.
00:35Mike, how's her?
00:36He just bought it.
00:38There's rumors going around that Mike possibly got hair plugs.
00:42I'll just cut it. That's it.
00:43Yeah, and then reattached it.
00:50I filmed a horror movie.
00:52She's a director!
00:53I never thought I would sell my movie, let alone have a premiere for it.
00:57But I don't want this to be a one and done.
00:59I want this to be my beginning.
01:00Comedy is a passion of mine.
01:02I hope to do this as a career.
01:04I'm single.
01:06Welcome to the last shot at love!
01:09My roommates are always trying to find me a wife.
01:11You like her?
01:11We're having a good time.
01:13Who knows? Maybe I'll have a girlfriend next vacation.
01:18I've just been so busy with life.
01:20I'm trying to get pregnant.
01:21I will do whatever I can to be a mom.
01:24I cannot believe this is happening again.
01:26This is my third transfer, and I'm so scared that it's not going to happen again.
01:30It's just a sad day.
01:32I'm just praying for a positive outcome.
01:43The situation is under construction.
01:45This might not have been the best idea.
01:48We're so classy now.
01:50On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
01:53Get the freak out of here, you crazy!
01:55Come on, hello!
01:57I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
02:08I like the jealousy gray that we can add, like, pinks or blues.
02:12I like that.
02:13So since the 15-year anniversary party, it's been a whirlwind.
02:17I'll have to show you if something.
02:19Me and Justin, we did another embryo transfer, and look at our little baby!
02:25What do you see?
02:29It's crazy.
02:31Guys, I am officially pregnant.
02:35That's awesome.
02:35What would be?
02:36Like, this is real.
02:37Like, this is in me.
02:38Like, you're going to be dead.
02:39Wow.
02:40I'm so excited.
02:41It's just a great feeling.
02:43Like, I just feel so happy right now.
02:45There's no other way to describe it than complete joy and happiness.
02:49I never thought I would ever have this moment.
02:52Now that I'm here, like, I could just cry thinking about it.
02:55My IVF journey is probably one of the hardest things I've ever gone through.
02:58It's taken two very long years to get to where we are right now.
03:02I can see you there.
03:04This is Jack 450 I use.
03:06I've been going through, like, IVF.
03:08I'm getting older, and I have endometriosis.
03:11What embryo picture?
03:12Look at our baby.
03:13I did a transfer, was pregnant, and then it failed.
03:17And then I did another embryo transfer, and that just didn't even work.
03:20So now I have to get surgery.
03:22Are you nervous?
03:23Yeah, I don't want to do this.
03:25It's like my sixth laparoscopy.
03:26I just want to get it over with.
03:28Just don't move to me.
03:30I always have hope that there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
03:34It's a wild ride.
03:35It feels so surreal.
03:36Like, this is, like, what you've dreamed of.
03:38When you go through, like, such struggles, and then, like, this amazing blessing happens,
03:43you just feel so grateful to be in this moment.
03:47Jenny's 40th birthday is coming up, and everybody's going, I believe.
03:51Does anybody know yet?
03:52No.
03:52I want it to be until, like, maybe after I'm out of the first trimester, because then I'll
03:57feel a little bit more safe.
03:58When you're in the first trimester, there's a lot of risk for miscarriage.
04:02So I'm nervous to tell everybody, because I don't want to jinx it.
04:04I've already miscarried two transfers, and I don't want to, like, put it out there, and
04:08then the next day, if something bad happens, and then I have to tell everybody, hey, like,
04:12this is no longer happening for us.
04:14We'll have to figure it out and do it another day.
04:16All right.
04:17Whatever you want.
04:28My girl.
04:30Hi, guys.
04:31Hi.
04:31Can't wait for medieval time.
04:34Today is Jenny's 40th birthday.
04:36I cannot believe my boo is 40.
04:39So me and Zach are throwing a surprise birthday party at medieval times, where they have horses,
04:44knights, and, like, armor and everything.
04:46Jenny loves that s***.
04:48I feel like it reminds her of, like, being a kid, and I feel like she needs to feel like
04:51a kid, because the bitch is old.
04:54Medieval times?
04:55I know.
04:56Why?
04:57Of course, Zach set this up, because, you know, he's 12 years old.
05:01Is it for his birthday or her birthday?
05:03I don't know, but I can just picture him with the crown on.
05:06He's so excited.
05:07This is going to be his best childhood memory he's ever had.
05:10Next year, Chuck E. Cheese.
05:13Oh, f***ing Zach is fine.
05:15Hey, Zach.
05:16I got the girls.
05:16I got Sam and Angelina with me.
05:18We're missing Gina today, because she had a prior commitment with the kids, so I have Sam
05:22and Angelina with me, because I need help setting up before Jenny gets there.
05:26Are you distracting her?
05:27She's getting ready right now.
05:29She thinks we're going to dinner.
05:30I'm going to text you.
05:31Okay.
05:31Get close.
05:31You can get ready.
05:32All right, perfect.
05:33See you soon, okay?
05:34Okay.
05:34All right, bye.
05:35I'm very excited to see the squad.
05:37Pauly and Nikki are showing up, which is really cool.
05:40And your boy, BDS, is thriving right now.
05:43I'm going on my 10th year of sobriety.
05:46We've sold almost seven figures.
05:48My autobiography, my rehab's opening soon.
05:50My chickens are just killing the game right now, and I'm not even going to mention my
05:54hair.
05:54I love it.
05:55Yeah, I'm experimenting with the hair right now.
05:57I'm going for a new version of the situation.
06:00It's more like the elevation, the mature, handsome look, the businessman that I am, the Bruce
06:07Wayne of the recovery world.
06:09I always wanted a slick back look.
06:11I love it.
06:11And your husband's benching 315 consistently every Monday.
06:17Did you get in last night?
06:19This morning.
06:19I had to do my teeth yesterday.
06:21I believe every 10 years, you'll have to get them changed.
06:23Wow.
06:24Teeth are like tits.
06:25They start to shift.
06:26They start to move.
06:27My teeth don't sag, you know, but, you know, you get the idea.
06:31Damn, I can't make fun of you anymore.
06:32Your teeth look good.
06:33I don't have like those.
06:34The big chompers.
06:35Yeah, the ones were just like, look at me.
06:37Yeah.
06:37Too big and white.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Like Zach.
06:42How you doing, Ange?
06:43I saw you were house hunting.
06:44Are you still in your house, Liner?
06:46Yeah, I'm still in my house.
06:47We are house hunting?
06:47Yeah.
06:49Since the 15-year anniversary, I've been looking for houses.
06:52So it's brand new construction.
06:53Nobody's ever been here.
06:54Nobody's ever sh**ed on your toilet before.
06:56You have beautiful front scenery.
06:58I like that.
06:59I want a change of scenery.
07:00I want a change of house.
07:01I want a fresh new start.
07:04Still single?
07:05Yeah.
07:06I've had a couple of, like, talking phases where you don't want to waste, like, a year if you're not
07:11feeling it.
07:12You know what I mean?
07:12Yeah, of course.
07:13I texted Eileen from Jamaica for a little bit, but it just never worked out.
07:17I definitely don't like being single, but it is what it is.
07:20I'm just trying to focus on my stand-up.
07:23I have a big tour coming up, so finding a wife might have to wait for a little bit.
07:27Whitney is pushing 40, and I'm going to have to ask him, like, how does it feel to be single
07:32so long that you're now in the clearance aisle?
07:35So, Ange, are you single?
07:38Yeah.
07:38Oh.
07:39But am I f**king other people?
07:41Yeah.
07:42I mean, you're single.
07:43Listen, I get good d**k.
07:45That's all I'm saying.
07:46Angelina.
07:46I got needs, and they have needs.
07:48I'm just living my life single, meeting guys, dating around.
07:52But, um, I mean, they're f**king f**king me.
07:55Oh, madonna mia.
07:57Angelina.
07:58TMI.
07:59Like, literally disgusting.
08:00I don't want to know that.
08:02I have visuals.
08:03Wait.
08:03No protection?
08:05Are you trying to have a kid?
08:07If it happens, it would be great.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:10I would definitely welcome a pregnancy right now in my life.
08:13I would.
08:13Why?
08:14Because it's something I've always wanted.
08:15I always wanted to be a mom, and I want to start my own family, because I don't have my
08:19own family.
08:19So, I want to start with me.
08:22Who are you banging?
08:24We're just friends with enemies.
08:26Well, so here's the other kicker.
08:28I bought sperm.
08:31Wait, what?
08:33What does that mean?
08:34I don't even know anything about this stuff.
08:35Okay, if the guy that's f**king me, like, doesn't work.
08:39I can't help you.
08:40I have sperm.
08:40I bought two vials of it, just in case I want to have siblings.
08:44What's happening?
08:45I'm going to crash.
08:46I'm open to IVF.
08:47I bought all this stuff.
08:48It's in my fridge.
08:50Figuring out which stuff I want to take.
08:51I think, Angie, if you're going to go down that route, you have to be serious about it.
08:55Oh, I'm serious as f**k.
08:56What does IVF stand for?
08:59Listen, I bought sperm.
09:01It's already sitting in a thing.
09:02IVF is inside vagina fertile me.
09:09Inside vagina fertile.
09:13Immunity vagina.
09:15No.
09:15Internal vag fertilization.
09:19Inside vagina fertilization.
09:22I don't f**k know, dude.
09:24I wonder if me and Sam are going to get pregnant at the same time.
09:27You went after that party, right?
09:29Bye, guys.
09:30Leaving?
09:31Yeah, you had a busy day tomorrow.
09:32Pray for me.
09:35Uh, I don't want to lie to them, but I also don't want to tell them yet.
09:39Uh, listen to me.
09:41You've been through a lot.
09:42They say when you don't speak about it at all, when you least expect it, it's going to happen.
09:47Okay.
09:48Like, take it from me, because I've been reading on this, like, a lot.
09:51Luckily, Angelina just keeps talking and talking and talking, which means I don't have to.
09:56Wait, Sam, maybe we should try different positions.
09:59Like, put your legs up.
10:00Like handmade sailing.
10:01It's hard to believe, but I really feel that's going to do it for you.
10:04I just have to get through this day without spilling the beans.
10:08Three weeks ago, when I was like, f**ked in.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:10When I go to the toilet, it just comes out.
10:12And I said, oh, f**k, like, this is something that a lot of women probably struggle with.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:16I'm going to throw up.
10:19May I present to you the queen of love and beauty.
10:24All these children are hating on me.
10:27It's so embarrassing.
10:28I got my period, but then it went away in, like, two hours.
10:31What was that?
10:32Ange could be pregnant.
10:34That's all I'm thinking.
10:35I was, like, throwing up this morning.
10:38Do I have your attention?
10:45Where are we going?
10:46Somewhere very nice.
10:47That's fine.
10:4710 times.
10:48That's it.
10:49Today is my 40th gag.
10:51But you said casual.
10:52So how nice could be?
10:54Casual nice?
10:55Casual nice.
10:56I finally agreed that Zach is allowed to do something, but, like, no big dinner.
11:01Weatherby's one!
11:04No club.
11:05Stop, I'm going to f**k you up.
11:09It's just something small.
11:11You know, I hate surprises.
11:13I didn't say it's a surprise.
11:15It's ever going somewhere.
11:15So then tell me where we're going.
11:17Somewhere fine.
11:19It's a surprise.
11:22Medieval times.
11:26Hi.
11:27My ladies, welcome to the castle.
11:29Please follow us to the Hall of Aragon.
11:31Ooh.
11:31Love your outfit.
11:33Thank you, my lady.
11:34You look hot.
11:37This piece is awesome.
11:38It's like I'm in a different world right now.
11:40Now we are entering the Hall of Aragon.
11:42This is so cool.
11:43The ambiance, the decorations.
11:46Like, Jenny's going to love this.
11:47Lordy, Lordy.
11:48Who's Lordy?
11:49Oh, my God.
11:50This is the perfect place for her 40th.
11:52Because the times of medieval was in 1940s?
11:581920s?
11:59Yeah, medieval times, like, there would be dragons.
12:02Was there really dragons, though?
12:05Something I really want to know.
12:06I know there were dinosaurs.
12:07But were there really dragons?
12:10Or are dragons dinosaurs?
12:14Beats me.
12:15Let's do the centerpieces.
12:18I love flowers.
12:19Oh, my gosh.
12:21They're cake.
12:22This is from Palermo Bakery.
12:23They do such good cake.
12:24That is insane.
12:25All right, stop touching it.
12:26Hello, bunches.
12:27Welcome to the party.
12:29Who wouldn't have sunk it?
12:30I'd be back at medieval times.
12:31Without my kids.
12:32Do you know if they have chicken tendies, too?
12:33Good nobles make way.
12:35We have Lord Situation and Lady Lauren.
12:38I wish we got that entrance.
12:39New hair?
12:40Yes.
12:41This new haircut of Mike's, the hair plugs are plugging.
12:45They're plugging.
12:46It looks good.
12:47Oh, you like it?
12:47Yeah, it looks so good.
12:49I don't even think Mike even had hair this nice when he was younger.
12:52Mike's old hair is like that neighbor that has, like, that all right-looking yard.
12:57And then, like, the new neighbor comes in and, like, hooks that s*** up.
13:00The rocks and the cement with the strips of grass.
13:03And you're like, that s*** is fire.
13:04That's Mike's new hair.
13:05So, Jenny will be here in, like, an hour.
13:07We have food here.
13:08We can just chill.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Chill for an hour?
13:11Yeah.
13:11I'm surprised you actually got me away from my computer.
13:15Yeah, baby.
13:15You've been really busy.
13:17Since our 15-year anniversary, I have been crazy busy getting ready to make my second horror film, Nanny Cam.
13:24This is a house that I might go with.
13:26One of these stairwells is where you're going to fall.
13:29I had to write a script, do title searches, copyrights, pre-production.
13:33I have to hire a staff of over 40.
13:35I've never been more stressed out of my life.
13:38Angelina, you still single?
13:39Yeah, I am.
13:40Never know.
13:41I'm not in a relationship.
13:42I'm just getting s***ed.
13:43Wow.
13:45From who?
13:45Wow.
13:46A lot of s***.
13:47Wow.
13:47One s*** or multiple?
13:49Multiple.
13:50Wow.
13:51But, like, one for sure, like...
13:52So, who's the lucky guy?
13:53I don't know his name.
13:57I actually forgot it.
13:59That's funny.
14:00But I did buy sperm, by the way, so I have sperm sitting in a nitro tank.
14:05Oh, my God.
14:05So, I have my pickings.
14:07You just have it on ice?
14:08I'm confused.
14:09You're getting laid for free, but then you're going to go pay for sperm?
14:15You don't have to pay for it.
14:17I have, like, med sperm three times a day.
14:19Why did I just buy sperm then?
14:20You f***ing idiot.
14:21I can go get you some in the car right now.
14:23Do it now.
14:25She's going to hold you to it, b***h.
14:26You might as well just do it.
14:27You might as well just get it in.
14:28Honestly, Angelina and Vinny's child would be really cute.
14:32And it's, like, something that they could do together.
14:38No, it's a horrible idea.
14:40Horrible.
14:40Don't do it.
14:41So, you have chosen the sperm of said John Doe.
14:44Oh, wow.
14:45Just, like, one guy's f***.
14:46I thought, like, all the guys do the sperm and they put it in a big tub in the back.
14:51And mix the sperm?
14:52Are you f***ing it?
14:53And then it just becomes, like...
14:54It's like a casserole.
14:56Oh, my God.
14:57All right, let's move past this.
15:01All right, you guys.
15:02Let's clean up.
15:02We have a project.
15:04We have a big-ass scroll.
15:05And we're going to put 40 things that we love about our girl Jenny.
15:09I can't even find 40 things I like about myself.
15:11Same.
15:12All right, I'll start.
15:13She's my best friend.
15:14Okay.
15:14Number one, strong-ass bitch.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:17My boo, I love so much about her.
15:19She gives great advice.
15:21She's a great freaking mom.
15:23Great businesswoman.
15:24And great boobies.
15:26Good one.
15:27Good one.
15:27Not that I care, but, like, we've been around during my birthday a couple times, and how come
15:31I never got one of these.
15:32Ben, we have to find 40 things we like about you.
15:35Oh, that's why.
15:36Yeah.
15:38Okay, never mind.
15:39Wait, when is Pauly coming?
15:41They landed.
15:41They're coming.
15:42They're on their way.
15:46I'm excited to see everybody.
15:47This is going to be a funny one, though.
15:48We're going to Medieval Times.
15:49Last time I was there, I was three.
15:51What exactly is Medieval Times?
15:53It's like a dinner, but you watch this, like, Medieval Times sword fight show thing.
15:58It's dark.
15:59No, it's not dark.
16:00This is a fun-loving place for kids.
16:05Did you guys hear something?
16:06Let's go see what it is.
16:07Oh, my God.
16:09I had no idea there was nights in New Jersey.
16:12Hi, guys.
16:13Hi.
16:14You guys want to come down and try it?
16:19Please welcome to the court Lord Sidhuacan.
16:26Lady Sidhuacan.
16:27Lord Sidhuacan.
16:29He knows how to swing it.
16:30Lady Sidhuacan.
16:32Daddy, girl.
16:33Lord Sidhuacan.
16:36You suck.
16:37Loser.
16:38And Lady Sidhuacan.
16:41I would say life back then was pretty sexy, because nights are hot.
16:44They know how to use that sword, baby.
16:49I wonder if any of the nights are sperm donors.
16:53Who wants to learn something?
16:54I'll try.
16:55What do I do?
16:56What we're going to teach you is how to strike.
16:57Basic form that we do.
16:58It's head.
16:59All right.
16:59Leg.
17:00And then shoulder.
17:01Go.
17:01Oh.
17:02Come in, bro.
17:04Oh.
17:04Why are you so hard?
17:05And she just starts swinging it.
17:07I'm like, this is not good.
17:10Oh.
17:10Yeah.
17:10She thought she was her ex.
17:12No.
17:12Whoa.
17:13I think that's it for you.
17:16She's newly single.
17:17Yeah.
17:18You guys.
17:20Jenny's going to be here in like 10 minutes.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:22We got to go.
17:23All right.
17:23Thank you guys so much.
17:24Thanks, guys.
17:25See you later.
17:27Almost there.
17:28Where is the question?
17:29You will see.
17:31I don't know.
17:32I can't like up here.
17:33We need to change.
17:34And then I have cloaks for everyone.
17:36And we have like little shields.
17:37Oh, cool.
17:38So.
17:39I love like a castle.
17:42Hmm.
17:42That's weird.
17:44Lord Sitch.
17:45Lord Sitch.
17:46Lord Vinny.
17:47Still slaying, never decaying.
17:51Are you serious?
17:53I didn't want to come here for a decade.
17:55Really?
17:56I am so pumped right now.
17:57I am such a cornball.
17:59For like Game of Thrones, Harry Potter.
18:02Like every year I drag Zach to the Renaissance Fair.
18:06Like this is my jam.
18:07Wait, this is our birthday dinner?
18:09Yeah.
18:09It's just us.
18:10Oh, you guys.
18:11She's walking in one minute away.
18:12Get your hiding spots.
18:14My lord, my lady.
18:15Welcome to the castle.
18:16We're just going to say surprise?
18:17Yes.
18:18I never got a surprise.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:20Shut up.
18:20We need it.
18:21This is not your party.
18:22Follow me to the Hall of Paragons.
18:24Let's do it.
18:25It's happening.
18:25It's happening.
18:26King Zach has prepared a wonderful birthday feast for you.
18:29Oh, my.
18:31What did you do?
18:33Why did I say 40?
18:34Surprise!
18:36Happy birthday!
18:38I didn't feel a dance.
18:40Blow it up.
18:41Blow it up.
18:42I want to say you.
18:42King Zach has prepared a wonderful birthday feast for you.
18:46What did you do?
18:48Surprise!
18:52Oh, my God.
18:54Like, what is happening?
18:55Oh, my God.
18:56Happy birthday.
18:5740 years young.
18:58You flew in.
18:59I had no idea.
19:01This is amazing.
19:02You don't understand.
19:03I actually really like this place.
19:05Me, too.
19:06Bet you me another spring roll, wench.
19:08It knows we now announce the arrival of Lord Justin.
19:12See.
19:13Happy birthday, J-Wall.
19:16Look at that cake.
19:17Damn, son.
19:19What's happening over here, son?
19:20Lean and mean.
19:21Paul, you looking a little, like, ripped, thin.
19:24I don't know what it is.
19:25Looks solid, too.
19:26Oh, yeah.
19:27It's solid.
19:27I haven't had a piece of bread in 95 days.
19:29Damn.
19:30Yeah.
19:32I feel like Vinny.
19:34How's Ariana?
19:35She's so cute.
19:36I feel like cheerleading and stuff.
19:38Since the 15-year anniversary party, I've been even more of a cheer dad with Ariana.
19:43She's had three or four competitions already.
19:45Do you see, like, how intense it gets?
19:46Yeah.
19:47People are the cheer moms and stuff like that.
19:49We are crazy.
19:49Yeah.
19:50I've just been busy being a mom.
19:52I'm traveling for cheer.
19:53My other two are, like, starting baseball and then school stuff and then my store stuff.
19:57It's just nonstop businesswoman and mommy stuff.
20:01Are you here for the weekend?
20:02Yeah, I got two shows in New York.
20:03Oh, fun.
20:04Were you busy all winter?
20:06Oh, yeah.
20:06I haven't even stopped since Jamaica.
20:07I have been doing my thing, traveling city to city, living that fast-paced DJ life,
20:12and then I got a bunch of singles coming out.
20:14It's going to be epic.
20:15How about you guys?
20:18Uh, I have a secret, but I can't really tell you just yet.
20:22Same old life.
20:25Nothing different.
20:26That's all good.
20:27It's all good.
20:28I'm not telling anybody today that I'm pregnant.
20:30It's too early, and I really do not want to do it on Jenny's special day.
20:33It's her 40th.
20:34She's so happy, and I don't want to take away anything from this day.
20:38Let's go.
20:39I feel like nobody's on.
20:41Lady JWoww.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:43Please come to your throne, miss.
20:44Oh, my God.
20:45Why?
20:45Everyone gather.
20:47We present to you 40 reasons why we love you, Skrull.
20:50Oh.
20:52Took all day.
20:53Shut up.
20:54Shut up.
20:55Strong-ass bitch.
20:56Great boobies.
20:58Amazing friend.
20:59Phenomenal mom.
21:00Amazing businesswoman.
21:03Oh, I love you guys.
21:05Thanks.
21:06Happy 40 years.
21:08It's so sweet.
21:10I'm going to cry.
21:10I'm going to cry.
21:11I'm malfunctioning right now because I'm so happy.
21:14This is so lame.
21:15Shut up, Vinny.
21:16Showtime.
21:17Showtime.
21:18Let's do it.
21:21I'm so excited.
21:23Look at all the little kids.
21:25Oh, my God.
21:25The show's starting.
21:28Have you come to see sport?
21:35Enjoy, good nobles.
21:39Medieval Times is basically dinner and a show where you're watching your night fight for you
21:44while you're eating rotisserie chicken and a potato with your hands.
21:51I'm going to eat this.
21:52Oh, ****.
21:53And right off the bottom.
21:54Obviously, they don't really have, like, silverware back in the day.
21:57That's so good.
21:57But now I know why Angelo hates silverware.
22:00It's just, like, so much easier to eat with your hands.
22:03Yeah!
22:04Damn!
22:05Amy, if I was alive during this time, Angela would be my queen.
22:10Baby, let's be honest.
22:11I would be a whore.
22:12Thank God, my Lord.
22:14I don't know if I would survive in medieval times because I'd probably be a hoe, get syphilis
22:19at 14 and die.
22:21Let's be honest.
22:32I love seeing Jenny so happy on her 40th birthday.
22:36Beat his ass.
22:38But holy ****, this girl's gangsta out here.
22:41I want the head **** in her hole.
22:42No!
22:43I have no idea what the storyline is right now.
22:46Thrive forth champion and choose the homongolies of the court.
22:49But I'm drunk.
22:50I'm happy.
22:51I'm sitting next to my babe and my best friend.
22:53And we are thriving.
22:55Woo!
22:58Yay!
22:58Woo!
22:59May I present to you our champion, the queen of love and beauty.
23:06All these children are hating on me.
23:09Like, sorry.
23:11I won.
23:12Get older.
23:13Then you can win.
23:14Okay?
23:14It was so embarrassing.
23:16And together for one final cheer for all your Knights of the World!
23:23That is so much fun.
23:25Wait, look at Jenny.
23:26Look at this flag.
23:27Queen J-Wag.
23:27Oh, wow!
23:29That should be.
23:30Let's go down for a photo with the horse.
23:32This is so incredible.
23:34We get to go down on the field, say hi to the horse, take pictures.
23:37So beautiful.
23:38Do we get to ride the horse?
23:40You guys wanted to ride the horse?
23:41Yeah!
23:42Yeah, I'll ride it.
23:44Okay.
23:44Have you guys been drinking?
23:45No.
23:46Do we have any injuries?
23:47Not yet.
23:48And most importantly, is anybody pregnant?
23:52Oh, my God.
23:54Did she just really say that?
23:56Wait, what?
23:57Is anybody pregnant?
23:59Oh, like, I froze.
24:02Honestly, I froze.
24:03I'm like...
24:07Um...
24:09What do I do?
24:15You guys wanted to ride the horse?
24:17Yeah!
24:17Yeah, I'll ride it.
24:19I'll do it.
24:19Okay.
24:20Is anybody pregnant?
24:21Wait, what?
24:22Is anybody pregnant?
24:25I froze.
24:26I froze.
24:27Um...
24:29I don't want to tell everybody on Jenny's 40th that I'm pregnant.
24:33But you know what?
24:34I just got to say it.
24:38Actually, um...
24:39I can't go on it.
24:40Why?
24:42Because I'm pregnant.
24:46You dirty, dirty girl!
24:48I got it.
24:49You dirty, dirty girl!
24:51Congratulations.
24:53You dirty, dirty girl!
24:55I know.
24:56Sam is f***ing pregnant.
24:58Like, oh, my God.
25:00It's a miracle!
25:01You did it, babe!
25:02It's a miracle!
25:03I'm afraid of it!
25:05Oh, my God!
25:07Knowing everything that they've been going through throughout IVF and throughout the last
25:11year or so, what amazing news to hear.
25:14Let's f***ing go!
25:16You didn't tell us!
25:18To you!
25:20To you!
25:21Damn it!
25:22Like, it honestly makes my heart melt seeing everybody's reactions.
25:25They're just hugging us, and you can tell there's, like, tears in their eyes, and they just
25:29are, like, so, so happy for us.
25:31It was such a beautiful moment.
25:32I will cherish forever.
25:33Oh, my God!
25:34This is the best surprise ever!
25:36Oh, we're so happy for you guys.
25:37Oh, my God!
25:38I'm extremely happy for Justin and Sam.
25:41I know that this is something that she's always wanted.
25:43And, you know, I wish him the best, honestly.
25:45We were not planning to do this here.
25:46It's Johnny's birthday, but, like...
25:48This is, like, the best cousin for me.
25:50Are you sure?
25:51Congratulations!
25:52No!
25:52This is the best birthday ever!
25:54Sammy, we're so happy for you.
25:56Oh, my God!
25:57You guys deserve it!
25:58Come on!
25:59Do a hug!
25:59Come on!
26:00Do a hug!
26:01Do a hug!
26:02To know that Sam has been trying for so long, this is the best present I could have ever
26:10have gotten.
26:11I can't believe Sammy and Justin are like, ha-ha, you don't get to ride the horse!
26:15Who cares?
26:16I don't think anybody's riding the horse.
26:19Thank you!
26:20Yes!
26:21Happy birthday, King!
26:23Ooh, funfetti.
26:25Don't mind me.
26:26Who's got their phone?
26:26Take some pictures.
26:27Happy birthday, King!
26:29You better keep all this fun.
26:31You have no idea.
26:32I'm like, tell her.
26:33I will have some of that bench.
26:35My Lord.
26:35I'm so excited for you, guys.
26:37We FaceTimed Dina.
26:39Oh, yeah.
26:39Let's tell Dina.
26:40I was so sad she wasn't on the floor.
26:42I know, me too.
26:42I bet she's going to start crying.
26:44Oh, yes.
26:44Yes.
26:59Oh, thank you.
27:01Oh, thank you, Jay.
27:12It's also Jenny's birthday.
27:14Do you want to see her?
27:15Nah, no one cares.
27:16I don't even know how it feels, Jenny.
27:21All right.
27:22Love you.
27:22I'll talk to you tomorrow, whenever.
27:23Okay, bye.
27:25But anyways, I brought this.
27:26Well, you didn't show it before.
27:28I see.
27:28Sammy has had such a journey, and I'm so excited for her to be a mom.
27:32I'm so happy for her and Justin.
27:33So proud of them.
27:34And it makes me want it even more.
27:36Well, I'm not now.
27:37I got to get home to the kids.
27:38The family just keeps getting bigger.
27:42This is them.
27:43The perfect 40th.
27:45I love medieval times.
27:46All my roommates are here.
27:47Sam announcing her pregnancy.
27:49You could not have planned a better birthday.
27:52Now she just got named the baby Jenny.
27:54Thanks, babe, for the best birthday ever.
27:56Anything for my queen, baby.
27:57No, I'm officially old.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Oh!
28:03Damn it.
28:12I'm leaving for the movie.
28:14Please get over here.
28:15If you don't see, your phone's gone.
28:16If you don't see, your phone's gone.
28:17I'm leaving for nanny cam.
28:19Guys, let's help mom out the front door.
28:22I'm heading to Vineland, New Jersey to film my next movie.
28:26And I'll be honest, I'm going to throw up.
28:27I am so nervous.
28:29You're going to do a great job.
28:30I'm scared.
28:32I understand.
28:33I'm more scared, like, leaving you here to fend for yourself with the two feral.
28:38I'll be fine.
28:39Oh, it's so hard to leave my family.
28:41But this is a dream come true, and I have to make it work.
28:44Cheer, jujitsu, school.
28:46I got it.
28:47This has to be successful.
28:49I love you.
28:50Why would I leave my kids for a month to do something I've always wanted to do growing
28:55up if it's not successful?
28:56Oh, God.
29:01It's his first birthday.
29:05Wow, you look so pretty.
29:07Get ready to go.
29:09Luna is turning one years old today.
29:11This is a once-in-a-lifetime milestone.
29:14So, obviously, you got to go big.
29:16Are you ready for me?
29:17Ready.
29:18We're gonna do something nice and light. Oh, yeah. Look at how hot you look mama. Everyone looks great
29:27All right, we got it. Let's go everybody ready
29:34So who's coming to the party today honey grandma grandpa cousin dr
29:38To tell him his wife angelina's family. They're actually all the same table
29:47One of the youngest one she's already won like I feel like they just told us they were pregnant
29:51Oh, yeah, also don't tell anybody what it is today. Oh, yeah, I like
29:58Yeah, don't slip you don't anybody you know everybody knows that I'm pregnant, but I don't want anybody to know
30:04the gender yet
30:08Our baby's good in there see
30:11I'm gonna slip because we know the gender we talk about it all the time and I'm nervous that we
30:17might spill and actually tell our roommates should be fun
30:22All right, Luna, we're pulling up we made it kitty. Come on. Let's go
30:34How are you guys
30:39We go all out for our children's birthdays with everything that we've been through together when there's a milestone in
30:46our family
30:46We're going to celebrate it
30:47We got it
30:50How does this sit here?
30:51Yes, you can't even park right here. Don't you walk too far? No, it's fine because I'm gonna eat a
30:55lot
30:55Oh, so you need some exercise
30:58This is definitely my dream to be pregnant and having a mic party to go to so I can eat
31:02whatever
31:02I want as much as I want and just enjoy every minute of it. Thank you for coming
31:07I'm not bad. I'm not that late, right?
31:09Justin, have you ever eaten here before? No, I haven't
31:11Oh, it's good. Hi!
31:13I'm out for five, six times
31:14Hi!
31:14I'm out for five, six times
31:15Hi, Mike!
31:17How are you?
31:18How are you?
31:18All right guys, they're gonna start bringing out all the food right now. Make sure to eat your best life
31:23today
31:23Thank you so much for showing up to Luna's first birthday
31:28Hi, now you're next to me. Good. How's the opening of the new place?
31:32Oh, it's so great.
31:34Oh, look at all this food coming in.
31:36Looks so good. I love it.
31:37Yeah, I like this place. I'm getting into this.
31:39Is the baby kicking yet?
31:40He was on the last ultrasound. He was moving and grooving
31:46Like what did I just do?
31:48Oh boy, that's so exciting for you
31:50I just blew this whole thing
31:55Maybe you should get a pregnancy test. Oh, thank you so much. I'm not pregnant. There's no way.
32:07Is the baby kicking yet? He was on the last ultrasound. He was moving and grooving
32:15Sammy just slips and you're having a boy
32:23That's so exciting for you. I tried so hard not to say anything. I'm so mad at myself
32:28Like Ang knows the gender of my baby before anybody else. I wanted to be like a surprise like really
32:33just don't I promise you
32:35I just talk like
32:37It's hard not to slip like if it gets out. I know it's from you
32:41No, I think if it gets out. I know it's you of course, and then you're gonna feel the wrath
32:45of me again
32:48Are you friends with her?
32:51I hate you
32:57I'm only kidding, but please I hope that you wouldn't
32:59I don't want that especially pregnant Sammy. No, I'm not gonna tell anybody. You know nothing. I know nothing. It's
33:04in a lockbox
33:07Okay, let's talk about something else. How are things with you though? I'm good. I'm closing on my house tomorrow.
33:12Well, that's exciting
33:13Yeah, but it's just it's a lot because I know I'm gonna be by myself and I got a sperm
33:17donor
33:17Yeah
33:19I am going to go that route. It's called IUI. Oh, how's that going?
33:25So I got my not to be weird my period on Friday
33:30They told me to hold up
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