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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Los fútbol.
01:31Let's go.
01:34Let's go.
01:36Quote, quote, quote.
01:36I hope your magic ends well.
01:38I hope your gonna get out soon.
01:40Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:48And I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:21Good job, take care.
02:33Yeah, you wanna go off the game, but I don't know what that big problem.
02:36I need your magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:52I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:14You washed up the relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:21I'm standing in my light
03:25You're sto-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
03:38You say to scare ya, how most people do
03:43This is the real world, honey, honey
03:45In spite of everything, I guess there's just what's it in to
03:50Nice try, knock it out the way
03:54Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya.
03:59You want to be ya.
04:01You want to be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out with it.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you want to see?
04:39Uh, no thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45Not even now.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:20We'll be here next time.
05:21We'll be there.
05:30We'll be here next time.
05:33I will be here next time.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No.
09:17No.
09:22It's the.
09:25It's the wound.
09:30It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it'll fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:40Hmm?
10:53Oh, shit, Rosemary.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:51Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will shower now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:07Hey.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosano.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:24The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for Top Story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:03and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:35All in there!
15:36What's up, motherfucker?!
15:37Hahaha!
15:39Boys, holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42At least I fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby?
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I'm doing this, huh?
16:43Oh, boy.
16:44I'm doing this, too.
16:45I'm gonna be here in my house.
16:48Oh, boy.
16:54You're doing this, too.
16:56How do you do this?
16:57I'm gonna be here in my house.
16:59You're doing this.
17:00I'm gonna be here.
17:01I'm gonna be here in my house.
17:06Oh, boy.
17:09And the next time you do.
17:10It's not safe for you.
17:13Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:57We hit.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24Okay.
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21:16Look at her.
21:17First of all, as far as you...
21:24From the only time.
21:26I have an angel.
21:27It would be great if you would have to forget it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32Well, I'll do something more interesting.
21:51It's time for you, Alina.
21:57It's time for you, Sash.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:13you can avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these stupid games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:52This year?
22:53Yes, this year.
22:54Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59Where do you know all this?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03With traumatized brothers, you can't leave.
23:06Like you here with the team.
23:07It's pretty good to show you.
23:10Your heart.
23:12Your heart.
23:13Your heart.
23:14Your heart.
23:16Your heart.
23:17Your heart.
23:18Your heart.
23:18Your heart.
23:19Your heart.
23:20Your heart.
23:22Your heart.
23:23My heart.
23:24My heart.
23:24They're good, but they're too young.
23:27You won the Coupe of Scenes for a year earlier than I was talking to her.
23:35Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll have to look ideal.
23:41You'll always look ideal.
23:42That's right, but you'll need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you in the next one.
23:50See you later.
23:56I'll see you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How's Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs are the head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:21You've seen French men?
24:24Yes, Elia?
24:32Oh my God, I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how much you are,
24:41you don't joke,
24:43you don't laugh at the answer.
24:49Before you were fun.
24:56You remember?
25:08You remember?
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:12It was dangerous.
25:13It was you earlier.
25:16If you remember me, don't change me.
25:21We're the children, Sasha.
25:25Yes.
25:27That's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:34Okay.
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:48No.
25:54Okay.
26:02Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a go, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:52We're live in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17Let's fucking go!
28:21Great focus.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But...
28:37He's very good at acting.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:56Ah!
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots he ends.
29:02And that is obviously the performance.
29:05Yeah!
29:06Yeah!
29:09Yeah!
29:12Yeah!
29:12Yeah!
29:14Yeah!
29:14Yeah!
29:15Yeah!
29:16Yeah!
29:18Yeah!
29:21Yeah!
29:28Yeah!
29:30Yeah!
29:31Yeah!
29:32Yeah!
29:33Yeah!
29:35Yeah!
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38I guess they gave this to you for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you?
29:40We were on five seconds.
29:41Eh, 25 seconds.
29:42Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Talon Award.
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:05Hey!
30:06Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:51I don't know.
30:57I'll text them to you.
30:58I don't know.
30:59No chance.
31:02I'll text them to you later.
31:03Oh, man.
31:05I'll text them to me.
31:09Okay?
31:09That's why you asked me.
31:16Well, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:07Yeah?
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43None.
32:48What?
32:49No.
32:52We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:58after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:22No, the New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:30Yeah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Genetic.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
33:53And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:29Good luck.
34:33Good luck.
34:57Good luck.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:19GreatInterview.
35:20Ha, bye.
35:26Get off the areas.
35:31Everything's kind of doesn't appear.
35:32Faster belongs to me.
35:32One day.
35:32Barsel.
35:32Weátil.
35:48Can you show a scene tonight?
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:53What?
37:00Why?
37:12Put the pickle on me.
37:12Come back too.
37:13No.
37:14We could Ornate.
37:28do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:38describe it oh my god hollander
38:02fuck are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:09i need
38:13what you know tell me
38:22you i need you
39:04i need you
39:25so russia this year was something else
39:33it's intense there
39:40so are you heading back soon
39:44back to russia for the summer
39:48oh yes
39:55why
39:58what do you mean why
40:01do you have to
40:04there is no have to it's it's home
40:09yeah but i don't know is it safe
40:15what do you mean safe
40:17i don't know do you do you even like it there
40:29what difference does it make
40:31a pretty big one i think
40:39i need to sleep
40:42oh
40:44yeah me too
40:45i should have
40:55so i'm off
40:58goodbye hollander
41:01goodbye hollander
41:12Let's go.
42:36Let's go.
43:06Let's go.
43:37Let's go.
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