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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:30Shukriya, Situ bhaji,
00:31Aaj kul,
00:32Harbanda YouTube channel bana raha hai
00:34Aap jononko toh patahiyya
00:37Aap kisi ko Netflix jaisse platform pe bhi le ao
00:40Malo, 192 country mein jahun pe loog dekh rhae hai
00:42Phir bhi banda apna YouTube channel bana ta,
00:45Jurur hai, mein aapni baat kar raho
00:48Acha ek ghar mein agar 4 loog rheitae hai
00:50Toh maa ka alag hai, baap ka alag hai,
00:53Bacchon ka alag YouTube channel hai
00:54Is baar mein aapki baat kar raho
00:57Kehne ka matlab hai
00:59Aap dhekho,
01:01Harbanda,
01:02Video banane mein laga hua hai,
01:04Aap itne saare channel zaga hai,
01:06Pataniyan lagyi hun in kitchen mein, guys,
01:18Harbanda,
01:19Aap introduction baat di
01:20Aapcha,ạp
01:35ketchup
01:36and then highlight, then blush, then lip gloss and in the end you have magenta with black eyeliner and your
01:44no makeup looks ready.
01:49No makeup looks ready.
01:50Before that, the 28 things that you put in your mouth,
01:53you have to look like a small inch,
01:55and you have to look like this.
01:58The small towns of small towns,
02:00they are also on YouTube.
02:03Hi guys!
02:05Guys, you all have to look like the dogs at home.
02:08Hi guys!
02:09Please comment on their videos,
02:11that you are very bad.
02:12Guys, they come back to their dogs,
02:13they don't have to work their own.
02:17Guys, I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:21Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
02:24They are listening to the young man,
02:26with a normal smile,
02:27and they are wearing a mask.
02:30After that,
02:31their baby said,
02:32they are wearing a mask.
02:34they are wearing a mask.
02:38They are wearing a mask.
02:51Yes!
02:52They ask,
02:53they are mentioning,
02:54the difference is the fact that you have to wear a mask.
02:55No one is living.
02:58They are living.
03:00They are living 4 days.
03:01They say behind the baby,
03:02they are saying they are asking for 4 days.
03:03They are telling you about my mother,
03:03you are driving 25 days.
03:06But they are living 4 days.
03:10foreign
03:37Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
03:47How are you bro?
04:01Welcome, welcome, welcome my bro
04:03How are you bro?
04:05Welcome, welcome
04:15How are you bro?
04:18How do you love yourself?
04:19We are just happy that we are out of jail
04:35How are you bro?
04:37How are you bro?
04:41How are you bro?
04:42How are you bro?
04:43It's a strange year
04:44In this whole studio there are two people who went to Supreme Court
04:48They are
04:49We and Siddupaji
04:51How are you bro?
04:57How are you bro?
05:00How are you bro?
05:03How are you bro?
05:24How are you bro?
05:29How are you bro?
05:30How are you bro?
05:32How are you bro?
05:44Last time Ranveer and Samir were 7
05:46There was a police case
05:47So today you are both in the same
05:50We will take coffee or take anti-spitry bail
05:58You were watching later
05:59How are you bro?
06:00I have seen a lot of episodes
06:01I have also called him
06:02I said to him
06:04Why did you not get a case?
06:07And when the show ended
06:10One day after I called me
06:11I was going to call
06:12That you are going to be bad
06:14I said to him
06:18You are going to look at your eyes
06:19I told you that I don't want to be a little
06:23I don't want to be a big deal
06:26You are going to be famous
06:27But when you are famous
06:29Then you can't say anything
06:30What?
06:35But I just want to tell my brothers
06:36Look, you don't have married
06:38In our show
06:40As many people work
06:40We are two kids
06:42So today we will do something
06:43I did something
06:46No, no, no
06:48No, no
06:52Today we will be family friendly
06:54Today we will be family friendly
06:55We will be family
06:56No, no, no
06:57But Ranbir is very beloved
06:58And these controversies
07:01They come to teach you
07:03I am sure you will learn a lot of things
07:05People love you so much
07:06Today
07:11When the show is closed
07:12Who did you first
07:14Who did you call?
07:15What happened to you?
07:15What happened to you?
07:16I was going to call a lawyer
07:17I was going to call a lawyer
07:20And his phone didn't stop
07:21Okay
07:22So where did you call him?
07:24No
07:24My brother came here
07:25In the audience
07:26And I went to his house
07:29He is here for that
07:30He is here for that
07:43So when you saw this clip
07:45Then you said
07:46Let's go
07:47Let's go
07:48Until I left my house
07:51The idea was coming
07:53After this controversy
07:54Do you have a phone to do more shows
07:56Do you have a live show
07:57Or do you have a book
07:58That was the first one
07:59He told me
08:00Put advance
08:01The phone is very good
08:03But today
08:03The comedy is very difficult
08:05Do you know?
08:06What happened to you?
08:11Sir, you mean
08:12How do you do?
08:13I don't know
08:13I mean, at that time
08:15I was genuinely
08:15The first call to Kapil sir
08:17I didn't know
08:18What was the price
08:19What was the price
08:19He told me
08:21Every time you went
08:22Your good time
08:23Your bad time
08:24It will go
08:29We were waiting
08:30Something will happen
08:31Something will happen
08:32But
08:32Sir
08:33What?
08:35At that time
08:35Kapil sir
08:36He also closed the tweet
08:38How did he do it?
08:43Who did he do it?
08:44In two weeks
08:44The rest of the rest
08:45He closed the papers
08:47He also closed the papers
08:48He closed the papers
08:53Kapil
08:53You years ago
08:54In 2004 or 2005
08:562007
08:572007
08:57I felt like
08:58In 2007
08:59This girl
09:00I felt like
09:01I felt like
09:01Lovely
09:02It was fun
09:04It was fun
09:05It was fun
09:06It was fun
09:07It was fun
09:12It was fun
09:13It was fun
09:14It was fun
09:14It was fun
09:14It was fun
09:14First
09:15I would like to say
09:15That his heart is very clean
09:17So that's what people should know
09:19If not
09:20If not
09:21You should close the show
09:21Then leave your life
09:24Then leave your heart
09:25It will be clean
09:26It was fun
09:27I feel like
09:28In the last year
09:29Our friends are very strong
09:31I feel
09:32I feel
09:32That's how I feel
09:32It's true
09:33It's true
09:34It's true
09:35It's true
09:37It's true
09:38What a joke
09:39It's true
09:40It's true
09:40It's true
09:40It's true
09:44When it happens
09:45When it happens
09:45It's a little
09:45You can use it
09:47You can use it
09:47When you are prepared
09:48When you are prepared
09:50When you are prepared
09:51You will listen to your friends
09:52Or you will be a attorney
09:53Sir
09:54I am a lawyer
09:55I am a lawyer
09:56I am genuinely
09:57Your attorney
09:59He was on a team
10:00He had been the entire theater
10:02Sir
10:03You are here
10:04His comedy theatre
10:06Habitat
10:06Very busy
10:07Every week
10:09We have a call
10:10Every week
10:10We are coming to the venue
10:11Oh my god
10:14I would like to talk to you about the venue.
10:17First of all, sorry about your venue.
10:19How many times?
10:21Sir, three times.
10:22People came to the joke and took off the joke,
10:24but now they have to talk about it.
10:26You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:30Looking at you, we think that people will laugh.
10:33Thank you, sir.
10:33Thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely, a very big moment for me.
10:40I'm watching you from childhood.
10:42Like, across various shows.
10:44It was always my dream,
10:45that in one day,
10:45I will come to the TV.
10:46I never thought
10:47that you will come to OTT alone.
10:56I genuinely love you so much,
10:59Arsana Maham and Siddupa ji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:02If God closes one door,
11:05then open ten doors.
11:07You are the door to see the doors.
11:08The most people are killing us.
11:20I love you.
11:24I love you, brother.
11:25You are absolutely brilliant.
11:32I love you.
11:35I love you, brother.
11:38You are absolutely brilliant.
11:40Super.
11:40You and Shaker, sir.
11:41You are in comedy circus.
11:42I follow every episode.
11:45Then I don't even know what to say.
11:46I love you.
11:50I love you, brother.
12:03I love you.
12:05I love you.
12:06I love you.
12:07I love you.
12:08I love you guys.
12:18Yes.
12:20I'm not sure.
12:22I'm not sure.
12:25I'm not sure.
12:26I'm not sure.
12:27I'm not sure.
12:28I'm not sure.
12:32But when we both went to police station,
12:34there was a lot of fans of Sidhu Pajji.
12:37He was killed in the camera.
12:39He was killed in the camera.
12:40He was killed.
12:50Oh my God.
12:52Oh my God.
12:53Oh my God.
12:53Oh my God.
12:54Rindir, tell me.
12:56Beer bicep?
12:58When I started,
12:59the goal was to make a fitness channel.
13:02So I thought it was a cool name.
13:04Like in wrestling, people's names.
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:08I thought it was cool.
13:11But over time,
13:12I didn't drink beer.
13:16Bicep is still here.
13:18But the name was a little popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to take a liquor license?
13:23Or do you have to take a liquor license?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25Liquor license given.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:29these are great jokes on your grandma.
13:32My grandma has never said
13:33that you're in my family's family.
13:35Why are you wrong with my family?
13:37Are they true?
13:39Look, sir.
13:40If I'm a movie,
13:41I write a movie.
13:43If I'm a singer,
13:44I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:46I'm a comedian.
13:48So I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:50Very good.
13:50Well said.
13:51Well said.
13:52And I've added some awareness.
13:55Like my grandma,
13:56my grandma attacked me.
13:58And I was at home.
14:00And I didn't remember the ambulance.
14:02Oh.
14:03Do you remember the ambulance?
14:06Tell me, Archana,
14:07do you remember the ambulance number?
14:081-0-0 is the only call that night.
14:10That's the police?
14:11Yes.
14:12I didn't remember the ambulance.
14:13Brother, I called him for the ambulance.
14:15Who comes to that?
14:16Fire.
14:18Where did the fire look?
14:20I said,
14:20the fire looks like it's morning.
14:22Oh!
14:23No,
14:23no,
14:30you don't hear.
14:31No,
14:32everyone knew the show.
14:33I've said,
14:33just I've done a video of my children.
14:35Yes,
14:36my parents have said.
14:43My parents really liked Kapil Sharma show.
14:47There is also a story, a genuine story.
14:50My grandfather was a lot of watching.
14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54But Kapil Sharma show was a lot of watching.
14:57Wherever he is, he is very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big big day.
15:01Thank you brother.
15:02Thank you brother.
15:03You are an amazing comedian.
15:06So who do you think in India is the best stand up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:13In this case,
15:14I am not saying that India is the best comedian.
15:18I am not saying that the world is right here.
15:20Kapil Sharma.
15:21I am back bro.
15:22I love you.
15:27I don't know how he does it.
15:33I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38It is a legend in this time.
15:40Thank you brother.
15:43People do this.
15:45When you give love,
15:46your confidence is like this.
15:48And normally what happens is that
15:50sometimes we make scripts,
15:51sometimes they are not secure,
15:52sometimes they are not.
15:53But people give you applause,
15:56and they say that
15:58we are with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:05Kapil, please ask me a question.
16:07I am dancing.
16:08I am dancing.
16:09I am dancing.
16:10I am dancing.
16:15This is your love.
16:16Yes, please.
16:16How do you feel?
16:19How do you think
16:20so years ago you have been on your show
16:22and what is your perspective?
16:25What is all of your perspective?
16:26you have met with a police officer.
16:29What is your shock?
16:30I feel like poetry.
16:31I feel great.
16:33That is his shock.
16:34They are at the time.
16:34Sometimes we get to listen in free time
16:35or listen to the music.
16:36Our shock has become our profession.
16:39Our own profession has become our brand and
16:40and in the back there there is a jam, right?
16:44There is a jam, right?
16:46So I think that this is a very big blessing.
16:49You feel good to do what you do.
16:50We are the ones who are with us when we don't get money.
16:54So I think that you keep doing your work with your heart,
16:56and then the rest of the things come.
16:58So I feel a blessing.
16:59And I've also watched many films,
17:01which actors have watched,
17:03when we come to our show,
17:04I feel like this is a true dream or something.
17:09There is a life,
17:10all that does happen.
17:11Show us when we come to our future.
17:12I showrun.
17:12My brother's just a little less.
17:13Usually he speaks of a death of death.
17:16In our future.
17:21We love you.
17:23Let's go to our future.
17:25We don't have much success.
17:26Not for the future.
17:30But what do you say today?
17:32Not for death.
17:35In the middle of the world,
17:36there are two people.
17:37All the people.
17:38And the other one is Ranveer.
17:40What will happen after death?
17:44That's why big people don't go to this podcast.
17:48And if someone's gone, someone's gone.
17:50He's gone out and he's gone out and he's gone out.
17:52Sometimes it's uncomfortable.
17:54Or anyone else.
17:55No, I feel that these questions are open.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:01How do I take a little example?
18:02Let me drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:06I didn't think about death.
18:08No?
18:08It happens to me that I've seen a little notice.
18:10It's not coming.
18:11But you're scared or excited.
18:14Who's excited for death?
18:17Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:19What is this?
18:21It's a good thing.
18:22Where are we going?
18:23I'm scared of death.
18:25I started to do this.
18:26He asked me last year.
18:28What do you think about death?
18:30I didn't think about death.
18:30But for this whole year, I thought about death.
18:40What is that?
18:40What's that?
18:41What is that man's gonna talk?
18:42Why is he?
18:43What is he's called?
18:45He's called his team.
18:45Unless you look at police, please do the same thing.
18:48Oh.
18:51Oh.
18:52Oh.
18:53Oh.
18:54Oh.
18:55Oh.
18:56Oh.
18:58Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:03Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
19:09Oh, oh.
19:15Hi!
19:17Hi!
19:17Hello, hi, hi.
19:19Have you shaved your hands on your hands?
19:26What are you saying?
19:29Have you seen someone come from your hands?
19:31I would like to see.
19:31Yes, yes.
19:32That's right, Baba.
19:33It's a sweet taste.
19:36I'm on diet, man.
19:37No, no.
19:38I don't know.
19:39First time, I'll eat a little.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow.
19:44You go to the house and eat it.
19:48Hey, why didn't they eat it?
19:49Baba, don't open your mouth.
19:56If they opened your mouth,
19:57open your mouth.
19:58So, it's like that in the desert,
20:01we're closed on the main course.
20:05Correct.
20:06How did India's got latent?
20:08India's got deleted.
20:11Let me introduce myself.
20:14Today, Sunil Paal wrote a script.
20:21I've watched your show.
20:23You do a very good show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:24You listen to the audience and listen to the jokes, right?
20:28Yes, you listen to it.
20:28I have a joke to listen to it.
20:30Yes, yes, yes.
20:31One time, I've said,
20:31there's a kid on the balcony.
20:35Yes.
20:35He comes to the balcony.
20:35He comes to the kid.
20:36He asks,
20:37brother, he's at home.
20:39He says, no, he's out there.
20:42What happened?
20:43He didn't come out.
20:44The police didn't come out, right?
20:47The police came out.
20:56The police came out in変ery, right?
21:00No,
21:04Go to the man.
21:07Yes.
21:10This is a bag of Ranveer Allahabad.
21:13Let's see what comes from it.
21:17How to talk to aliens?
21:22Yeti's 101 stories.
21:26I have understood that you read such books,
21:29and that's why you ask all of us.
21:30Yeti has seen it, Alien has seen it.
21:33You've seen your own podcast.
21:38India's best podcast.
21:41I've seen it.
21:43I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it.
21:46A big comedian called Kiku Sharda.
21:52He said that you're so cute,
21:55if I'm your wife.
21:58What are you talking about?
21:59He said that.
22:00No, no.
22:00You were listening to this podcast.
22:02I've said that.
22:03I'm wrong.
22:04You've heard that.
22:04A big comedian is a big thing.
22:10Big comedian.
22:12In all of the media,
22:13you've also got the prize.
22:15The two hundred thousand dollars are more than me.
22:18I
22:24Have a great detail with checking all the time
22:26I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please
22:28I'm sorry
22:30Is this whose bag?
22:33This is
22:33Oh
22:35Chess
22:39Chess is very good to play
22:41Yes
22:42So tell me a thing
22:44When you knew
22:45The dog was a dog
22:48I don't know if I was a boss,
22:49I don't know if I was a boss,
22:53so I don't know if I was a boss,
23:01Don't do that, it'll look good.
23:03It'll look good, it'll look bad.
23:05No, it'll look good for Sunil Pahl.
23:09By chance, if you've ever said anything,
23:12I don't understand the joke,
23:14so we'll watch our show on Saturday.
23:16If you haven't seen Saturday,
23:19then you can see it in the lifetime.
23:21Our episodes are not deleted.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:29Thank you, thank you.
23:34We have some pictures of your own.
23:36And our audience is very happy to comment.
23:39Come here, let's see.
23:49We have some pictures of you.
23:50We have some pictures of you.
23:50Caption this.
23:51Who is this?
23:52Who is this?
23:52Aapur, Anveer.
23:53He is saying Minati.
23:54He is a person of the world.
23:56Mr. Beast.
23:57He is the most famous YouTuber.
23:59We are also a MythPath.
24:01Let's see the comments below.
24:03It seems that everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:05Yes, I will see you.
24:23Nine years of bare bicep, I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career, my mind was full of ideas.
24:29But my heart was full of, what was the purpose of writing?
24:32It's a samurai sword.
24:34It's a samurai sword.
24:36It's a katana.
24:37After having a joke,
24:39he's standing in the house.
24:43Look at the comments below.
24:45I don't think it's a long caption.
24:48What?
24:50Swinney Niveden is that
24:51captioning is like captioning.
24:53It's not like captioning.
24:55Look at that.
24:57Look at that.
25:00Look at that.
25:02Look at that.
25:05Look at that.
25:08Look at that.
25:09Look at that.
25:10Look at that.
25:12Look at that.
25:13Look at that.
25:16Look at that.
25:17Look at that.
25:20This is a photo of Scotland.
25:22Sir, man.
25:23What are you doing?
25:24Sir, before the show,
25:27a muscle pulled.
25:28Yes.
25:29Yes.
25:30Yes.
25:31Yes.
25:32Yes.
25:57My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps.
26:02Not on the podcast.
26:04I don't know if you have a whole blood test, all reports are normal, but what do you think
26:13it's a good feeling like therapy?
26:16I was like, I was like the beach, and a dog came out.
26:21Before I came out of the race, he went out of my work.
26:24and he was running away from the police.
26:29And let's see.
26:32The fear of the police is under-ground.
26:35And let's see.
26:38Oh, oh, oh.
26:42Let's see the comments below.
26:45Longest and shortest running shows together.
26:54And let's see.
26:56Show-stopper with show-stop.
27:00The public is also creative.
27:02And let's see.
27:04Done.
27:06Shithubhaji,
27:07today is a special guest in us.
27:09His name is Charles.
27:11He is a very nice and delicious person in us.
27:14He has a lot of applause for Charles.
27:16Let's see.
27:20We have a chance to get into the event.
27:24And Charles was hosting this event in the office.
27:28Brilliant host, Charles.
27:30And the thing that the person did.
27:33Charles, I would like to tell you something about your friends.
27:38And then what are your delicious things.
27:41So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:44Yes.
27:44So, Archan and Madam, the same thing.
27:46I love you.
27:49So, my name is Charles Rao.
27:51And I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54So, we are India's first National Association for the Blind India,
27:58which works on the cradle till the grave for the community.
28:03So, what do I know about my story?
28:04I am not born blind.
28:06From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:09Someone asked me outside the show.
28:10Someone asked me,
28:12When do you do comedy?
28:13And I said,
28:13When I was born,
28:14there is comedy.
28:15I am not born blind.
28:15I am not born blind.
28:17And I want to tell you something.
28:18I am not a happy man for you.
28:20I am not a happy man for you.
28:20Do you know what is the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:23Today I was going to the show and I stood on the platform to cross the road.
28:28One person came,
28:29he was going to run into his own way and he came to me.
28:32He came to me and he came to me.
28:34He came to me and he said,
28:35I am saying,
28:35I am OK.
28:36I am going to take him.
28:38I am going to leave him and I am going to leave him.
28:43I am going to leave him and leave him alone.
28:46But I was going to leave him alone.
28:48I was going to leave him alone.
28:50I was going to leave him alone.
28:50I was going to leave him alone.
28:51Because I was going to leave him alone.
28:51Because people are going to lose sympathy for me.
28:54The story says that,
28:56If you want to keep someone in life,
28:58then keep him with the empathy.
29:00And it's not just that I have to leave him alone.
29:05Charles,
29:06Do you have to do one podcast?
29:08Who is it?
29:09Is it for my interview or you have to take a client?
29:11I am going to leave him alone.
29:13Kapil sir,
29:13I have brought something which is made by my hand,
29:15my friend Mpraful.
29:19So he is here.
29:20Beautiful.
29:21Thank you brother.
29:22We also have a gift for you.
29:23So Charles,
29:24you are so beloved.
29:25And for you,
29:27go to Ibibo,
29:28you will find a foreign trip.
29:31Go to Ibibo.
29:32Go to Ibibo.
29:32Go to Ibibo.
29:33Go to Ibibo.
29:34So proud of you sir.
29:38If you are interested quality from MtX Ali,
29:42Sammmail and Ranvir are here.
29:45We call a such stand-up comedian,
29:47which is a senior you all,
29:49and they have proposed it in Indian Television,
29:51and they have survived our first season in Lafter Challenge.
29:54They are held in value to everyone.
29:55Then they are want to entertain us all.
29:56Please welcome Mr. Sunil Paal.
30:28How are you, Sergeant?
30:30I'm just looking at how I'm wearing shoes today.
30:36You're very welcome.
30:38Sunil, when you go to Munch, they always say,
30:40I'm Sunil Paal, comedy-ca-lal.
30:43And this is comedy-ca-an-tak-waadi.
30:47How did you see them?
30:48Do you have any thoughts?
30:52Sir, they've asked us so much.
30:53I don't think I'm going to kill them.
30:58My love is now.
31:03Kabil, if you kill me, it was good.
31:07But the people who kill them,
31:10they don't want to kill them.
31:13The people who don't understand,
31:15they don't understand.
31:17And the people who don't understand,
31:18they don't want to kill them.
31:19They don't want to kill them.
31:22What do you tell me, Kabil?
31:24You have to have to see that in a while.
31:29What's the story?
31:30Just one second.
31:32I've done so much love you.
31:35I mean, I don't have any difficulties.
31:40I don't have any difficulties with the people.
31:44I don't have any difficulties with the people.
31:46You last year?
31:48Just one second.
31:49Just one thing you do.
31:50Why don't you brush as much usar?
32:00I remember.
32:03I'm going apply to paint them
32:19I want to ask Sunil, what has happened in the time of the time?
32:24I want to ask Sunil, what has happened in the time?
32:33I have learned the stories from Sunil, who has learned the stories from Sunil.
32:43They never gave any stories from them.
32:45No, I learned the stories from them.
32:51They thought that they would do these stories.
32:54Sunil, I think I have one number from 10.
33:04Thank you very much.
33:05Thank you very much for the Kapil, the first one.
33:06You have such a great fan of Jengiz's fan.
33:10These two Jengiz's superstars are standing here.
33:12What do I say about them?
33:14What did they say?
33:14They got a new name, Showstopper.
33:17Nice.
33:19I feel a very cool life moment,
33:21that this generation of goat comics,
33:23and last generation of goat comics.
33:25They have cut so much of the damage.
33:27They were getting out of the way.
33:28Sir, they are giving you a gift.
33:30Sir, you are giving me a gift.
33:34Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:39Sir, you are not in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you.
33:46Love you.
33:46Thank you very much.
33:47Thank you very much.
33:48Thank you very much.
33:48I have a question.
33:49Sunil, where do I know you?
33:50You are the first laughter challenge.
33:51You are the winner.
33:52We were watching you.
33:53We thought we would also give you an audition.
33:55And you...
33:56I was sitting in that office.
33:57We had a phone coming in front of us.
33:59So, there were not dates for six months.
34:01Sunil, how are you busy for the next six months?
34:03You have earned a lot of money.
34:04That day, you came to my film's premiere to Chapel.
34:07Yes.
34:08What was your strategy behind that?
34:11I'm rapping with you.
34:14You have to be very handsome.
34:15I'm pretty handsome too.
34:18You're so big.
34:19What do you mean?
34:20I thought I'd be doing anything like that...
34:26It's different.
34:27Seriously.
34:28Yes.
34:28So, it was probably not a basic guy.
34:31As you saw there, you hit light, so you're going there.
34:34Yes, you can jump into Chapel, but with your girl...
34:52Sir, they have said so much, my mother will be happy here.
35:00I remember a moment when we came to a laughter challenge.
35:04He was a very legendary comedian, Manullah Khan.
35:08He said something.
35:09He said that there is competition.
35:11The film star, the heroine,
35:13he said that he would wear this,
35:14then I would wear this.
35:14What do you think about?
35:15You are also angry.
35:17We are also angry at the world.
35:18You are taking a lot of muskrat.
35:20You have to take a lot of laughter.
35:22There is no difference.
35:24But the thing that you are doing,
35:25is a noble job.
35:27And we love you in our hearts.
35:29And you also mark them.
35:30No, no, no.
35:32I just request that I have never done such a thing.
35:37No, no, no, no.
35:38I have downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely,
35:43I feel very bad.
35:45When we are angry,
35:47when comedians are angry,
35:47the whole world is attacking us.
35:49In the media, everyone comes.
35:51There is a time when we expect
35:52that our industry will support us.
35:55So even then,
35:56and then...
35:59It's just...
36:00It's a little bit.
36:05Now...
36:05Let's do a job.
36:06Let's keep a debate in this mood.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate?
36:09What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10This is the debate.
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Tjik's News Debate.
36:32Oh!
36:35Now tonight...
36:36Oh!
36:37In the debate...
36:39Debate in the tonight...
36:44Here, you have to say something.
36:46What do you say?
36:47It doesn't matter.
36:48Just say something.
36:48Noise pollution has to be there.
36:52How well.
36:53How well.
36:54You have to build noise pollution.
36:56And then,
36:57do the debate on the front.
36:58Let me introduce.
37:03What does my food truck have,
37:04to sit down?
37:07Two pigs.
37:08One pig.
37:10Sorry.
37:11Sorry.
37:13Two pigs.
37:14One pig.
37:15Sunil, sir.
37:16sir
37:21even
37:27okay
37:28okay
37:28it's a big anchor
37:29jet spray
37:30why did you
37:32I
37:32I
37:33I
37:33I
37:33I
37:33I
37:34I
37:34I
37:34I
37:35I
37:36I
37:39I
37:50I
37:54a
37:54a
37:55a
37:55a
37:57a
37:59a
38:03a
38:04a
38:04a
38:04a
38:04a
38:04a
38:08So how did you study this union?
38:11You don't believe me. I've been talking about two times.
38:14I've been talking about my marriage with my wife.
38:17And the wedding night I was asleep.
38:21Now I have used to sleep alone in my life.
38:25I was saying, you're not alone in your wife.
38:28I said you're not alone in our marriage.
38:31So I've been talking about a lot.
38:32So we have to know what is comedy in some shows.
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:48I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:51I want to know that.
38:53Can we avoid this topic?
38:55No, we cannot, sorry.
38:57No, no, no.
38:58No, no.
38:59It will be today.
39:01Today it will be today.
39:02Today it will be today.
39:05Today it will be today.
39:06Today it will be on topic.
39:11One minute.
39:13It is a lounge.
39:19Uncle please can you shut up?
39:21Uncle, uncle.
39:22One minute.
39:23Uncle is your mother.
39:27I would like to get the answer from this question.
39:29The colors used in color.
39:32It is not the color of color.
39:33That color is also not.
39:34The colors of color could also become a woman.
39:35The hair could also become a female.
39:38The collar can also become a generator.
39:39The color can also become a male male in her home.
39:43The color can also become a male male in his own life.
39:44It can also become a male male.
39:49That is what you learned about the story.
39:51You are saying a large part.
39:51You have said that you are saying,
39:52I was going to say directly that I would be making money for money.
39:58Please don't forget what I was sitting last.
40:00I really like your mouth.
40:03I'm sorry to say.
40:05I say, do your mouth upload to YouTube,
40:08and then delete it.
40:12Let me add, let me add.
40:13Can you just shut up, please?
40:14Two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:18I'm sorry.
40:19That's just another question.
40:22How do you miss?
40:26There's nothing that she know about.
40:27Don't I've asked.
40:27Do you think it's something maybe I haven't forgot progress?
40:30Oh, my health is so good.
40:35does happen more,
40:42but our Santra Nagpur does not happen
40:47we are here from the dark
40:51now there is no doubt
40:54there is no doubt
40:56no, no, no, no
41:01no, no, no, no, no
41:06if you're from Nagpur
41:11why does you have so much for vitamin C?
41:17Mr. Anbeer what do you think?
41:30foreign
41:31foreign
41:34foreign
41:49i support it i support it i support my mindset
42:03okay you tell me sammy
42:09sir
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who.
43:04But he just said that, and I heard it.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:11I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:19I say comedy in small things, what is the truth?
43:22I also think it's in small things, in naughty naughty things.
43:26Sometimes it's in dhoti dhoti.
43:33For example, this is a dhoti.
43:37This is a dhoti.
43:40This is a dhoti.
43:41This is a dhoti.
43:44What is that?
43:46Tell me.
43:52I get it.
43:57I get it.
43:58I get it.
43:59I get this.
44:06I respect that.
44:09In their wordplay, the class is a good thing.
44:13I get it.
44:15I have no idea what it is.
44:16I get it.
44:18I get it.
44:19I get it.
44:19I get it.
44:20I get it.
44:31I get it.
44:31I get it.
44:53What do you say?
44:58I want to say something like this.
45:01That's what I want to say.
45:04And I want to say one thing.
45:08Sunil Gavaskarvala is better than that.
45:12That's also mine.
45:14That's also mine.
45:15I'm following them all for 15 years.
45:18This is the first joke in which Archana is not us.
45:24Let me move on to the next topic.
45:27Dada Ji ne Padosan ko pichis se pakda.
45:30Chini churaate huye.
45:32Dekha, baat ghoum gai.
45:33Toh kya boss lekar baat ghumaane ka aart hai comedy?
45:37Is who I am going to ask you?
45:39Aart ka da, I don't know.
45:39Lekin fart mein padi comedy hai.
45:44I have seen Sunil Gavaskarvala object kiya tha
45:47fart wali comedy ke up.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass over here.
45:51It's fart!
45:52It's fart!
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed fart!
45:56Yes, I'll tell you.
46:02I'll tell you something.
46:02No other person is a criminal on his own.
46:07I tell you something.
46:09The two brothers and Suresh were Ramesh.
46:11Ramesh had joined police,
46:13and Suresh had lived in the world.
46:16They both had a pistol.
46:36Then I move to the next topic.
46:38The next topic is we use words in the comedy in the chutkalos, in the comedy.
46:49Why?
46:52Because they don't have a voice.
46:56Why?
46:59Where are you talking from?
47:00Why do we do that?
47:04What is it?
47:06What does that mean?
47:08Why do you use words?
47:14Why do you use words?
47:14Why do you use words?
47:15We have no words in the mouth.
47:16We have no words in the mouth.
47:19We have no words in the mouth.
47:30No.
47:33I disagree.
47:36But you say that I can give two andes.
47:38Yes.
47:38I can give three andes.
47:40Who is the third?
47:41Look.
47:44One.
47:45Two.
47:47Three.
47:47Eight.
47:48I have no words alone.
47:50Two of them.
47:51Two.
47:52Let me of nuovo.
47:53Three andes of them.
47:54Two.
48:19Next move, what should we do in comedy is my question, what should we say about this?
48:33Nation wants to know.
48:36Give me a question, little girl.
48:44Oh my God!
48:47Come here, you tell me something about this.
49:06Sir, look, I think it depends on how far you are from the motor.
49:13If he is in the past, he should not say.
49:17But if he is far away, he can run and run away.
49:22Correct!
49:23And then if you are not talking about motor, and if you are talking about it, it's a lot of
49:27fun.
49:29It's a lot of fun.
49:37This guy is so good.
49:44I want to ask you something.
49:45You are like a cycle.
49:48Why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53Okay.
49:53I am giving.
49:54This has been a cycle.
49:56You are like a lady.
49:59You are like a lady.
50:00You are like a lady.
50:01You are like a lady.
50:02You are like an athlete.
50:24You tell me, is this the comedy?
50:40Is this the news?
50:54Oh my God!
50:56Tell me, is this the comedy?
50:59Is this the comedy?
51:03Are you?
51:05Are you mad?
51:07Is this the comedy?
51:10Are you mad?
51:11Are you mad?
51:13Are you mad?
51:14Are you mad?
51:22Are you mad?
51:23Is this the comedy?
51:41Now she keep looking!
51:43Take the correction right behind me!
51:44And she doesn't see me.
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