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01:38In Hazard County, when you see the Duke boys barreling along, you can bet something's cooking.
01:42Cooter said Doc left town about ten minutes ago. We're gonna catch him. You better step on it.
01:47Now, don't drive reckless. Don't hurry on Mike.
01:53Uncle Jesse, we ain't letting another son set without getting that toothache taken care of.
01:58Well, I swear, the only thing more painful than a toothache is an earache you get from listening to somebody
02:04bellyaching about his toothache.
02:05You got that right. Hey, there he is. Straight ahead.
02:08All right.
02:21Hi, Jess. Hi, boys.
02:23Hey, Doc. Pull over. Uncle Jesse's got a toothache.
02:26What? I can't hear you.
02:27Well, I said, he's got quite a toothache. He's gotta have it looked at.
02:31. . .
02:33. . .
02:43Now, you know, there's some people who would rather eat a live rattlesnake head first than to sit down in
02:48a dentist chair.
02:49And you're looking at one of them.
02:51I'm going. Just don't rush me.
02:54Matter of fact, I could have said getting Jesse to see a dentist was like pulling teeth.
02:58But I got my pride.
03:04Come on, Jesse. Open your mouth. Don't fight me.
03:07Uncle Jesse, would you please open your mouth for the nice dentist?
03:13This puts me in mind at a time when old Jess was laid up and widow Campbell stopped by in
03:18the middle of the night.
03:19Now, Luke, you can't do . . .
03:23What was that?
03:23Just a little something to relax you. You'll feel better in a minute, Jesse.
03:27That wasn't fair, Luke.
03:29Now, let's take a look.
03:32Uh-huh.
03:34Oh, Jesse. You got some deep cavity there.
03:38Can't stop to fix it for you now, though, Jesse. I got an emergency over at Spencer Creek.
03:41Oh.
03:42But in the meantime, I have some pain pills for you. I want you to take them because you're gonna
03:46need them.
03:47Luke, I want you to make sure he takes one of those every four hours.
03:51All right.
03:51Okay? No problem.
03:52Jesse, I'll see you at four when I get back.
03:54I'll be waiting for you.
03:55Thank you, Doc. Come on, Uncle Jesse.
03:57You might live through this.
03:59Come on.
04:00Get out of the chair.
04:01Well.
04:04Thanks, Doc.
04:07Watch your step.
04:22And so Jesse and the boys headed back to the farm.
04:26If that's all that was gonna happen this morning, we could all sit back and watch the pump drip dry.
04:31But that's just a warm-up to what's coming.
04:40You see what I mean?
04:43Nice going, Buck. I heard that axle snap the instant we hit the rock.
04:46Well, it should have. It took me long enough to file it down.
04:49You all right back there?
04:50Oh, I'm fine. Just fine.
04:54Where come the locals? Let's make it look good.
05:02You guys all right?
05:04No thanks to you stupid road hogs.
05:06Ah, hold on, Hoss. It was you who almost crashed into us.
05:09What'd your buddy here do anyway? Take a correspondence course in driving?
05:13Did you hear that, Buck? They're blaming us.
05:15Well, I'll take you. They say blondes are more fun.
05:19Buck! Dusty! Let's knock it off, boys.
05:22Well, these two rubes wrecked our car.
05:24Yeah, and it might have been delivered.
05:26I mean, how do we know word hasn't leaked out about what we're carrying?
05:28I said knock it off.
05:29Ah, sorry, gentlemen. I'm H.H. Hawkness from Houston.
05:33I'll be more than glad to pay for any repairs to your car.
05:35By the way, is there a garage in the area?
05:37Yeah, our cooter's garage in town.
05:40I'll give him a holler on the CB.
05:41He'll have the dragon wagon out here in no time.
05:43I'm mighty obliged, gentlemen.
05:46Now, boys, if you're worried about being able to protect our cargo,
05:48I think a little target practice might be in order here.
06:10Right.
06:13Whatever that cargo is, they're dead serious and opportune.
06:16I think we best ride cooter on the CB.
06:19Mr. Cooter, sir.
06:22How bad is it?
06:23It's real bad.
06:24If it was a horse, we'd have to shoot it.
06:26Even got an axle, there's a bus to clean in, too.
06:29I'm afraid it's gonna take me about a day and a half to get you another day.
06:32A day and a half?
06:33A day and a half.
06:34Mr. Harkness, what about our, uh, you know, car at Hilton?
06:39Yeah, we sure can't leave it lying around this dump.
06:42How do you boys just calm down?
06:43The sooner we get out of here, the sooner this fine mechanic can go to work.
06:47Hey, it looks like an overnighter for you boys.
06:49About the best we can do is offer you the hospitality of the Hog Hilton.
06:53Hog Hilton? Sounds inviting.
06:55I think I'll pass.
06:56If you boys could show us the hospitality of your town bank...
07:01Now, boss Hog might not welcome the dukes,
07:03but even if the bank was closed, you'd gladly meet a grizzly bear if it had a wallet.
07:07How do you do, sir? You want to meet me?
07:10It's my great pleasure. Allow me to introduce myself.
07:13I'm J.D. Hogg, president of this grand old banking institution.
07:19Well, Mr. Hogg, this here's Mr. Harkness from Texas.
07:22You took boys bam moose.
07:23Russ, go get him out.
07:25Yeah, let's... You rip-ra...
07:26No, not him!
07:27Oh, I'm sorry about that.
07:29Them!
07:30Luke, get your...
07:31Come on. Come on. Come on, Bo.
07:33We already got last year's calendar, ain't we?
07:35Oh, hush!
07:36Please sit down here, sir.
07:38Now then, how can I be of service to you?
07:43Mr...
07:43Uh, uh, Mr...
07:45Uh, Harkness.
07:46H.H. Harkness.
07:48Harkness Oil, Harkness Steel, and of course Harkness Copper.
07:51Well, a big hello to each and every one of you.
07:59I'll be staying in your town overnight, uh, due to the fact that my limousine was wrecked.
08:03And, uh, I'd like to use your bank vault for some storage, uh, for the one night.
08:08I see. Um, what size box would you require? A little beauty box? A medium-sized box?
08:15The whole vault.
08:16Oh, the whole vault.
08:17Mm-hmm.
08:18The whole vault?
08:22Well, well, well.
08:24Let me see, now. That could be very expensive.
08:27Would, uh, $25,000 cover all your expenses, sir?
08:31$25,000? For the one night?
08:37Is, uh, that amount acceptable, Mr. Hark?
08:40Say, that's not only acceptable, it's accepted!
08:50My, oh, my!
08:54Say, what have you got in there that's so valuable?
08:57Oh, a U-Haul oil well?
09:03That's funny!
09:07Is that gold?
09:11I, I, I, I mean, uh, gold, gold?
09:15Twenty bars worth $150,000 apiece for a grand total of $3 million.
09:20Yeah, you've got gold. $3 million.
09:23That's an awful lot of illegal parking tickets, boss.
09:26That's good.
09:27Go, go, go, write someone one of them parking tickets and get lost, will you?
09:31Ooh, ooh, ooh.
09:32Well, you see, sir, I was, uh, transferring some of my bullion from my Houston bank
09:36to a new bank down in Atlanta.
09:38Uh-huh.
09:39I don't trust those armored cars. I, I just trust my own men.
09:42Uh-huh.
09:43Uh-huh.
09:43By the way, sir, uh, you think my gold will be safe here?
09:45Oh, yes, sir.
09:47As safe as a possum of a mile-high pine tree.
09:50Then we have a deal.
09:51Well, we certainly do have one, mister, uh, uh, mister, um, $25,000 for the one night.
09:59Now, that was our deal.
10:01Good.
10:03Then sign here.
10:09Sign here.
10:12Oh, it's just a promise or a note obligates you and your bank to my three million in gold.
10:16But you have my word on that, sir.
10:19I'd rather have your signature, sir.
10:21But my word is binding, sir.
10:25Not as binding as your signature, sir.
10:28You sure drive a hard bargain.
10:31Uh-huh.
10:35Uh-huh.
10:36Uh-huh.
10:36Uh-huh.
10:37Uh-huh.
10:38Uh-huh.
10:38It's just that I had never seen gold.
10:41I mean, real gold before.
10:43I mean, I've, I've seen gold.
10:44I mean, I got gold.
10:46I got gold in my, uh, chompers.
10:48Uh-huh.
10:48Uh-huh.
10:49Can you, if you look in there, it's a lot of-
10:51Uh-huh.
10:52Uh-huh.
10:53Uh-huh.
10:58Uh-huh.
11:01Bosses offering HH Harkness the use of his DEI-LUX Loan Carter, a DEI-LUX suite at his hotel,
11:07and an invite to a DEI-LUX lunch at the Boer's Nest.
11:11You know, the smell of big money could turn Boss from a hawk into a pussy cat.
11:17Now I smell a con, and you smell a con.
11:20Agora, por que você acha que você não pode?
11:22Rosco, por que, em todo mundo,
11:25meus inimigos, meus inimigos,
11:27me fazem um bom dia,
11:29me bringing 25,000 simoleons
11:32em um gold plato?
11:33Eu sinto algo peshoso.
11:35Sim, sim, é o que é o que é.
11:37Como um fico no sol.
11:40Ou algo que é apenas
11:42tão brilhante e brilhante.
11:44É isso, Rosco, eu vou atirar!
11:52É isso, Rosco.
11:54É as clear as spring water.
11:56Os Duque boys set this whole thing up.
11:59Eles wrecked that limo.
12:00Eles brought Mr., uh, Mr.
12:03The Texan.
12:03Texan Woods's name to the bank.
12:06E eles tentam ter o que os três milhões em gold.
12:09O que é isso, Stephen Duque?
12:11O que é isso?
12:13O que é isso?
12:14O que é isso?
12:15O que é isso?
12:16Agora, let's isso.
12:17Get out there and arrest them Duque boys
12:19e lock'em up.
12:20Get them off the streets
12:21until them Texans leave town
12:22and they'll take their gold with them.
12:25Oh, wait a minute, boss.
12:26I'm going to arrest them,
12:27but I need some grounds.
12:29Grounds?
12:29Grounds.
12:30É isso que você precisa?
12:30I need some grounds.
12:31Você tem três milhões de grounds
12:34right now.
12:37Oh, eu tenho.
12:38Eu vou-eu-eu, eu vou-eu-eu e eu vou-eu.
12:40E eu vou-eu.
12:45Sheriff, this here's me, the deputy, your deputy Enos, and I'm gonna slip around the back. I'm gone.
13:18All right, attention in the farmhouse. This is your sheriff, Roscoe.
13:24Under arrest?
13:25What's he doing?
13:26I don't know.
13:26All right, forward, Luke Duke. I want you to come out with your hands up now, because I'm arresting you.
13:32For what, Roscoe? What's the charge this time?
13:34The charge is reckless driving, running that limousine off the road, and harassing the tourists.
13:40Get out from front of that window. You don't know what he's gonna do.
13:44Roscoe?
13:45Now, I'm not kidding you. I want you to come out here.
13:46That was them other fellas' fault. I was there, and I seen it.
13:50Jesse, you old goat. Now, listen, you know those boys are gonna pull the biggest heist in history, and I
13:56know all about it.
13:57Now, I want them to come on out. Come on out now.
14:00What heist is he talking about?
14:02For once, I ain't got no idea at all.
14:05I'll bet you potatoes to turnips that J.D. Hogg has put him up to this, and they're setting you
14:10fellas up for something bad.
14:12Well, we sure ain't gonna find out if we're setting in jail.
14:14Yeah, let's go out this way.
14:16I've waited long enough. Now, listen, if you're not out here by the count of three, I'm gonna come in
14:22and get you. You hear me?
14:23Now, I'm gonna count to three, and I'm past two.
14:27Oh, no, you don't, Roscoe. Not without wiping off your feet first. You're not cracking up my house.
14:34Roscoe, now, why don't you just put your gun away? Settle down. Come on in here, and let's talk this
14:42over.
14:43I'll build you a sandwich.
14:45I don't want no sandwich, Jesse. I want both of them. What kind of sandwich?
14:51I ain't got time to socialize with you. Now, Jesse, come on now. Send them boys out here.
14:57It's hot out here, and I'm standing in this sun, and I ain't gonna do it much longer now.
15:02I'm gonna make my move. I got this around it. Now, I've given you enough time now.
15:11It's past dinner. I'm gonna give you one more chance, and then I'm coming in.
15:29Well, you can't say this rat killing ain't off to a bang-up beginning.
15:42No, no, no, no. Come on. Get away.
15:47I'm gonna suck a tash.
16:01Enus! You dipstick! What are you hiding in the hay for? Get back in there!
16:07I'm gonna say thisoder, UT.
16:22A bear with you.
16:23Watch it! I'm watching.
16:28A bear!
16:33They're still chasing us. We're in trouble.
16:37We're in trouble.
16:40All right, Enos Polar Stadium, we've got him.
16:44You say so, sir.
16:46Got any bright ideas?
16:49I can't watch.
16:50Me neither.
16:59I'm getting sick and tired of being chased by a Roscoe.
17:03Listen, we don't know what we're being chased for.
17:05Yeah, seems like a raw deal, even for Roscoe.
17:09I guess it's time to try a little General Jeb Stuart philosophy.
17:13Assault the attacker.
17:16Yahoo!
17:20You going, Captain, Mr. Hogg?
17:22No, no, no, no.
17:23It's just that them Duke boys are on the loose.
17:26I'm sure you heard of them.
17:27Up to no good, very dangerous.
17:29Therefore, I intend to sit right here,
17:33all through the night
17:35and personally guard your gold.
17:38Oh, Roscoe, get your hands off this can't shoot.
17:43Now, just get out there and guard the front door.
17:45Yes, sir.
17:46I'm going.
17:46You too.
17:51Mr. Hogg, you forgetting?
17:54What?
17:55Why, you invited me to lunch, sir.
17:57Lunch?
17:58Oh, frankly, sir, the responsibility of guarding your gold
18:01has driven away my appetite.
18:03Well, I thought we could discuss the possibilities
18:05of you handling all of my banking business.
18:08All of your banking business?
18:10Well, why me?
18:12After all, I'm just a little old simple country banker.
18:15I think you might have hit on something.
18:17You see, the larger banks in the larger cities
18:19have an obligation to report certain transactions to the, uh...
18:23To the government, eh?
18:25Like the banking commission?
18:27You are a bright man, Mr. Hogg.
18:29Yeah, well, I can see that you and I are both of the same mind, sir.
18:35We know that what they don't know won't hurt us.
18:39How about our luncheon, sir?
18:41Oh, yes, our lunch.
18:42I think I hear my stomach starting to rumble just now.
18:47Roscoe!
18:47Roscoe, come back in here, will you?
18:49I'm coming, I'm coming.
18:51I'm going to lunch.
18:52Now, you and Ina, stay here.
18:54Don't move.
18:56Don't worry, Mr. Hogg.
18:58We don't need any help.
19:00Well, you're going to get it just the same.
19:01And when I finish lunch, I'm coming back.
19:04I'm going to make sure that everything goes right here.
19:07So I want you all to stand guard, meanwhile.
19:09Now, Roscoe, you watch Buck.
19:12Buck, you watch Dusty.
19:13And Dusty, you watch Enos.
19:14And Enos, you watch Roscoe.
19:16And when I get back, I'm going to watch all of you.
19:18Uh, Mr., um...
19:20Uh...
19:20Now, you got that, Enos?
19:22Now, I watch him, and you watch him, and I...
19:25You know, only in Hazard County could a fellow have to prove he's innocent of a crime that ain't even
19:35been committed yet.
19:40Since the boys had to stay out of sight, they figured it'd be where nobody was looking.
19:58And since the boys needed an ally, they decided to drop in on Cooter.
20:08I'm going to have scared my dog.
20:09I thought it was a rat's in the attic after we were here.
20:11Hey, buddy.
20:12All right.
20:13Cooter, we just can't seem to pick our friends.
20:15You got any idea why Harkness and that bunch were so hot to meet Boss Hogg?
20:19No, but I'll tell you one thing.
20:21That accident, he won't know accident.
20:24That old axle had been about hacksawed about in half.
20:27Are you sure about that, Cooter?
20:29Yeah, I'm sure.
20:30Not only that, there was something very heavy in the trunk.
20:33Well, what was it?
20:34I don't know.
20:35They hauled it over to the bank before I could get a look at it.
20:37I wouldn't mind knowing either.
20:39Roscoe claims we're fixing to pull the biggest bank heist in Hazard history.
20:43Yeah, it sounds to me like he's fixing to pull the biggest frame up in all of Hazard County history.
20:47Hi, Luke.
20:48Hi, Bo.
20:50Say, Cooter, Sheriff wants to know when Mr. Harkness' car is going to be ready.
20:54Possibly on a gun bus.
20:56Y'all are under arrest now.
20:57Uh, what's the charge, Enos?
20:58Well, you gotta ask the Sheriff for that.
21:01Uh, I gotta run y'all in.
21:02I'm sorry, boys.
21:03Oh, we're awful sorry, too, Enos.
21:05Ain't we both?
21:06Oh, yes, sir.
21:06We sure are sorry, Enos.
21:08Of course, like Uncle Jesse says, it's better to be safe than be sorry.
21:11It sure is.
21:12Here you go, Enos.
21:13Oh, Enos.
21:13Stop!
21:14Y'all run around here.
21:15My shoes.
21:16My shoes.
21:20Stop!
21:20Y'all stop now, J.K.
21:22Sheriff, he's a dude.
21:23There's a friend of mine.
21:23Dips.
21:26Well, the Eaters, catch them.
21:28Freeze!
21:29Listen.
21:30Stop throwing that whistle and the nuts, dogs.
21:32Freeze!
21:33Freeze!
21:47Gets them back here.
21:49I'm the commander.
21:50Oh, sir, you tipped stick.
21:51I'm supposed to be in trouble.
21:52Criança!
22:10Para impressar o visita,
22:13o boss deixou o boar de nascimento,
22:15se vestiu daisy e foi todo o hall.
22:21Sir, I certainly hope that you enjoy this little touch of our Hairsworth County house fraternity.
22:29Mighty impressed, yes sir. Chilton's and champagne.
22:32Yeah, I'll drink to that.
22:51Daisy, some more candy yams for Mr., uh, Mr., uh, my soon-to-be business associate.
23:00Coming right up.
23:09Here you are, sir.
23:11No, thank you, little darling. I've had quite enough. Food, that is.
23:15Careful, Daisy, honey. The eyes of Texas are upon you.
23:28Holy animal, what was that?
23:29Uh, probably just those big old rats in the kitchen again, boss.
23:35Excuse me, gentlemen.
23:42What are you fellas doing?
23:44Roscoe and Ennis are tearing up the countryside looking for you.
23:47And we're trying to figure out why.
23:49Now, we've been talking with Cooter, and it looks like it's got something to do with boss and them Texans.
23:54Yeah, and whatever they got hidden in the trunk of that limousine.
23:56Uh, this is Roscoe B. Coltrane calling J.D. Hogg.
23:59You got your little fat ears on, boss? Come on.
24:02That's my cereal. Good man.
24:05Probably calling in to let me know everything's going along just fine.
24:10J.D. Hogg here, Roscoe. Go ahead. What's the good way?
24:13Oh, uh.
24:14I just thought you'd like to know, boss, that I single-handed drove off the Duke gang all by myself
24:19as they attacked the bank.
24:20Come on.
24:21Attack the bank! I knew it!
24:23My gold! Hogg, remember, you are responsible.
24:25What about the gold, Roscoe? The gold!
24:28You don't have to worry about that, boss. They didn't even get near it.
24:31Good!
24:32And when you captured them Duke boys, did you throw them in the slammer?
24:36Uh, well, that's a negatory, uh, little buddy.
24:39Uh, uh, in fact, uh, they did escape.
24:42But, but we're after them, and we're gonna get them.
24:44All right, forget them. Let them go.
24:46Just get yourself back to the bank, bonehead, and don't you move an inch.
24:51I'm on my way.
24:52You just remember, Hogg, if anything happens to my gold, you owe me three million dollars.
24:57I remember.
24:59So that's what boss is up to.
25:01That gold in that trunk.
25:03And boss is all bent out of shape because he's responsible for it.
25:07We better get going, Bo.
25:08Where to?
25:09The bank.
25:10If something happens to that gold, it could mean up to 20 years for somebody.
25:14Let's make sure it ain't us.
25:15For once.
25:17Now you take care, fellas.
25:18Can we always?
25:39Get up, boss.
25:40Oh, can it! I gotta check out this gold.
25:48Come on.
25:50Come on.
25:50Come on.
25:50What's going on here?
25:52Huh?
25:52Simone, a gun bush.
25:53You...
25:54My gold.
25:55It's gone.
25:56No!
25:57No!
25:58This is the Saturday end!
26:00You two supreme go-dos of all time have let the Duke boys get away with three million dollars!
26:06You better be prepared to make good for it, Hogg.
26:08What happened, Buck?
26:09Who did it?
26:09I don't know, H.H.
26:11A couple guys slugged us from behind.
26:13I couldn't see who they were.
26:14Well, I know who it was.
26:16Rusco, I want them Duke boys.
26:18Dead or alive?
26:19Well, if you ask me, I don't think Bo and Luke stole it.
26:22Nobody asked you, dipstick.
26:23I bet my soul those Duke boys would steal their gold.
26:27And so they did.
26:28Well, there they are.
26:29Why don't we ask them?
26:30Hmm.
26:30I sure hope that Texas dude ain't as good at hittin' people as he is at shootin' whiskey bottles.
26:40Ha!
26:41Ha!
26:43Rusco heaters!
26:44After them!
26:45After them!
26:45I want them greedy gold-grabbing dupes!
26:48Get them!
26:49Or I'm rude!
26:51You know, I figure that Texas fella missed on purpose.
26:54No reason to shoot at the only folks he could blame.
26:58No!
26:59No!
27:16No!
27:16No!
27:17No!
27:21No!
27:22No!
27:23No!
27:23No!
27:23No!
27:24No!
27:25No!
27:26Ah!
27:38Sorry, Mr. Terwilliger!
27:41I just...
27:43Enos!
27:44Will you back it up, you dipstick!
27:46Back it up!
27:48It's...
27:49Oh!
27:49Ah!
27:50Ah!
27:52Ah!
27:52Ah!
27:53Ah!
27:58Who took that goal, anyway?
28:00I reckon it's a toss-up between Boss and them Texans.
28:02Not either way.
28:03We gotta find out fast before we end up in a state pen.
28:06Or the county morgue the way them Texans like to shoot their guns off.
28:10Oh, Luke, come in. Do you hear me? This is your Uncle Jesse.
28:13I got you, Jesse. Talk to me.
28:15There's a...
28:16There's a certain fella that's got something big for you.
28:19Who's that?
28:19The only fella that I know that can do anything with a car that there is to do.
28:25Let's go.
28:26We got you, Uncle Jesse. That's a big ten-four.
28:30All right.
28:31Hold on.
28:31We got you.
29:00Let's go, my boy.
29:01Let's go.
29:01em uma grande carinha com um grande grande em um.
29:04E eles saibam sobre o rosto para o cooters.
29:07A razão funciona é que ninguém em Hazzard nunca olhou.
29:12Eles podem ficar por algo no chão.
29:21Tchoover!
29:22Tchoover!
29:23Tchoover!
29:24Tchoover!
29:24Tchoover!
29:25Tchoover!
29:27Tchoover!
29:27I'm sorry we had to drop in on you again,
29:29but Uncle Jesse said you had something for us that's real big.
29:31Oh, indeed I do.
29:32Y'all feast your baby blues on this right here.
29:35This is a state of Texas hot sheet.
29:37Stolen motor vehicles.
29:38Lookie right there.
29:39Yeah, stretch limo, silver.
29:42Same year, same model, Texas plates.
29:45It is true the numbers don't match,
29:47but I got a feeling these here rhinestone cowboys
29:50is trying to cover something up.
29:51I think I catch your drift, Cooter.
29:54Let's take a look.
29:56Let's see.
29:58Little Luke Duke magic here.
30:02There we go. Come on.
30:05Yep, I was trying to cover something up.
30:08Gentlemen, this here is the same limousine.
30:12Would you look at that?
30:16Frickin' frack.
30:17Uh-huh.
30:22Now, wait a minute.
30:25They're hoppin' in that loan car that the boss gave us.
30:27I'm headin' out of town without heartin' us.
30:29You know what them doos is up to?
30:31I ain't sure, but it's time to find out.
30:33Come on, boy.
30:33You got it.
30:35Keep it twain the ditches.
30:38I don't know.
30:42I got it.
30:49I got it.
31:05See?
31:05Tchau, tchau!
31:37Tchau, tchau!
32:05Tchau, tchau!
32:17Uh, listen, did you see a vehicle go roaring by here?
32:20It was orange, had an old one on it, and a rebel flag on top.
32:24Ain't nothing been by here in an hour.
32:26Oh, oh.
32:28Well, thank you anyway. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
32:30Listen, get this rig off the side of the road here.
32:33I'll give you a ticket.
32:34Look here, I'll give you a ticket.
32:40Look here!
33:02I'll give you a ticket!
33:03. . .
33:03. . .
33:18The way that rear end was bottoming out, they must have both Boss and Lulu in there.
33:24Come on.
33:25. .
33:25. . .
33:37Who thought it'd be this easy, eh, Dusty?
33:41Especially the first time out.
33:50. . .
33:51You know, I can't believe how perfect everything worked.
33:54I mean . . .
33:56. . .
33:56. . .
33:57. . .
33:57. . .
33:58. . .
33:59. . .
33:59. . .
34:00. . .
34:01. . .
34:02. . .
34:02. . .
34:03. . .
34:04. . .
34:05. . .
34:09Come on, let's be getting back.
34:37So that's their angle.
34:39They stole their own gold,
34:41so Boss would have to come up with the $3 million to cover it.
34:44But I don't understand why they're gonna leave $3 million in gold
34:46sitting out in the middle of the woods.
34:48That got me a hunch.
34:49Let me see that.
34:53Lead.
34:57Those guys are crooketer than old Mount Perrin Road.
35:00We better get going, Bo. Grab one of them bars.
35:03We gotta get back to town and fill Boss in on this,
35:05before the wrap comes down on us.
35:07You got that right.
35:35Hey, wait a minute.
35:36Uh-oh.
35:37Why are we running, Bo?
35:39Luke, Roscoe is chasing us.
35:42Yeah, but we're on his side this time.
35:44We got the evidence, right?
35:48No.
35:50I apologize.
35:51See, any time my foot hears a siren, it just goes right to the floor.
35:55I can't believe it.
35:57I think I got him.
35:58I think I got him.
35:59I got him.
36:00I got him.
36:00This time I already got him.
36:02Yee-hoo!
36:11I got you.
36:13Freeze!
36:15Freeze it!
36:16Freeze it!
36:17Easy with that pea shooter, Roscoe.
36:19All right.
36:20All right.
36:20Spread him.
36:22Have you been watching TV again?
36:24Don't give me any lip.
36:24Now spread him.
36:26There.
36:26I caught you, didn't I, huh?
36:27I been after you all last time.
36:29Finally wore you down.
36:30Now I caught you.
36:31Gluck, gluck, gluck.
36:32Roscoe, we let you catch us because we're...
36:34You're not gonna talk your way out of it this time.
36:36Now just stand away from the car,
36:37because I'm gonna search it.
36:39Oop.
36:40Oop.
36:40Jesus, priest.
36:41Oop.
36:43Oop.
36:44It's the gold.
36:45You boys really did steal this gold, didn't you?
36:49Listen, Roscoe, I'm gonna talk slow so you...
36:51Hush!
36:51Now you're not gonna slick talk your way out of this.
36:54All I want you two to do is...
36:55is to get in the front seat of my car and drive it
36:58so I can sit in the back and keep you covered.
37:01Roscoe, you have been watching too much TV.
37:03And you really oughta take...
37:05Move it!
37:05Now I'm serious this time.
37:08Now just get on.
37:09You can't talk horse sense to a jackass.
37:13I love it, I love it.
37:15I finally caught the Duke gang.
37:18I can't wait to see the expression on Boss Hogg's fat little face.
37:23I ain't got three million dollars.
37:26Mr. Hogg, all I know is you signed this promissory note
37:30guaranteeing the safety of my gold.
37:33And since my gold bars are no longer in your safe,
37:36and since I must leave for Houston immediately,
37:38I am demanding payment.
37:41Now.
37:41Yeah.
37:42Right now.
37:43This is just a small town.
37:46And it's a small bank.
37:49And I'm just a small man.
37:51And like I said, I ain't got three million.
37:57How much have you got in cash?
38:00In cash?
38:01Well, I guess I could possibly maybe scrape up, I don't know, about close to 100,000.
38:19We'll take it as a down payment, since you did sign this promissory note.
38:23Yes, so I did.
38:28Mmm.
38:30Very tasty.
38:31How about seconds?
38:33Huh?
38:33Or thirds.
38:34I had a dozen copies made up, and they'll stand up in any court in the land, Hogg.
38:41My hundred thousand dollars.
38:44Now.
38:48Oh, Uncle Jesse.
38:50That's really bothering you, isn't it?
38:51No, no, no.
38:52Let's see if we can pick up Doc Willis.
38:54It's almost time for him to be back.
38:55Now there's no use bothering him.
38:57He wouldn't know what to do anyway.
38:59Boss, have you and Edith's got your ears on?
39:02Because I have personally captured the Duke gang.
39:06I have single-handed solved a three million dollar gold caper.
39:11Come on.
39:11They got the boys.
39:13You sure about that, Sheriff?
39:14Of course I'm sure, you dipstick.
39:16I caught him with the goods.
39:18I'm gonna be famous.
39:19Gonna be famous.
39:20Probably get my picture on the cover of Farm and Tractor magazine.
39:25The boys need our help.
39:26Let's get going.
39:43This is the worst day of my life.
39:46Well, Mr. Hogg, if the Sheriff finds those gold bars, this won't be costing you a penny.
39:51From your lips to God's ear, Mr. Uh, Mr. Uh...
40:00Harkness.
40:01H. H. H. Harkness.
40:05Get it?
40:06I got it.
40:19Hey, boss.
40:21You ain't gonna believe it, but I caught the gold smugglers.
40:24You mean it really was the Duke's?
40:26You sure?
40:27Cool hand coal train did it again.
40:29Hey, it's the gold!
40:32Vou pegar isso!
40:34Não, não, não!
40:36Não, não!
40:36Não, não!
40:37Vamos, senhor!
40:38Vamos, vamos.
40:40Vamos, vamos.
40:42Vamos para que não se fizesse.
40:50So long, suckas.
40:53Não se preocupe por que os homens não se encontram.
40:56Eles não se preocupam com Sherman, e ele derrubou a cidade.
41:02E, para que os insultos à injury,
41:04eles estão saindo em Boss's deluxe limousine.
41:07A única coisa que eles não fizeram,
41:09é steal Boss's fat wife, Lulu.
41:11Tudo bem, Enos, after them!
41:12Não vamos para eles atirar a nossa cidade.
41:14Deixa eles, Rosco, deixa eles!
41:16Deixa os turquinhos guardar meu dinheiro.
41:19Eu só guardo meu dinheiro.
41:21Boss, não é dinheiro.
41:22Eu vou dar R$100,000 para ganhar R$3,000,000 em dia de semana.
41:26O que você disse?
41:27Eu disse que...
41:28Você não estaria brincando com os homens, agora?
41:32Não é dinheiro, Boss.
41:34É leite.
41:35Leite?
41:36Leite?
41:36Leite.
41:41Rosco, Enos, after eles!
41:43Eles têm meu dinheiro!
41:45Mas, Boss, nós temos flat tires.
41:46Nós temos flat tires.
41:47Nós temos flat tires.
41:48Você vai ter meu dinheiro!
41:54Você vai ter meu dinheiro!
41:54E você também!
41:55Ou eu vou te enviar você.
41:56Ou eu vou te enviar.
41:57Nós dissemos que eles eram.
41:58Eu trouxemos eles para mim.
42:01Eu trouxe eles para mim.
42:02Eu vou te enviar os homens.
42:03E se você não me enviar, eu vou te enviar 20 anos.
42:07Desi, você pode comprar a car?
42:08Vamos lá.
42:10Vamos.
42:10Vamos lá.
42:11Vamos lá.
42:12Vamos lá.
42:13Vamos lá.
42:15Vamos lá.
42:16Vamos lá.
42:16Você expecte eu fazer isso?
42:18Vamos lá.
42:20Vamos lá.
42:21Vamos lá.
42:22Vamos lá.
42:38Vamos lá.
42:38Vamos lá.
42:39Vamos lá.
42:41Vamos lá.
42:42Vamos lá.
42:42Vamos lá.
42:42. . .
42:42. . .
42:42. . .
42:51Oh, put it on now!
42:52What are you waiting for?
42:54Oh, get it in there!
42:56Ain't you ever done this before, Edith?
43:09Look, let's get him!
43:12. . .
43:12. .
43:13. .
43:22We're sitting back!
43:24Take some evasive action, Bo.
43:26I'm trying, I'm trying!
43:34Oh, you're making me seasick!
43:36. . .
43:36. .
43:40. . .
43:41. . .
43:42. . .
43:42A gente não está fazendo isso.
43:52É isso aí.
43:52Desi, eu perco seu carro está morto.
43:55Você não é muito melhor, senhor.
43:57Não, não.
43:58A Texãs estão iremos e o dinheiro de Boss Hogg é iremos.
44:02E antes ele nos encontrar, nós melhoramos ficará.
44:04Ah.
44:06Doc Willis!
44:07Boa! Boa! Boa!
44:08Ei!
44:09Hold on!
44:10I don't wanna...
44:11Come on!
44:12Come on, Jesse!
44:13Golly, we killed three birds once...
44:15Jesse?
44:17Daisy, Boa, Luke?
44:18Hey!
44:18Hey, Jesse, you came out to meet me.
44:20That tooth must really be giving you a fit.
44:22Uh, no, it's...
44:23Excuse me, Doc, we need to borrow your rig.
44:25Hey, Boa, what's happening here?
44:26Look, we're gonna have to explain later.
44:28Come on, hop in.
44:28But this is my rig!
44:29Let it, Boa, go ahead!
44:30Come on, Doc!
44:43Come on, come on!
44:44All right, Boa, keep her flying.
44:45We can cut them off at Pruitt's corners.
44:46I know, but what are we gonna do then?
44:48Yeah, and how are we gonna stop them without getting shot up again?
44:53Alcohol!
44:57What are you doing?
44:58That's my sterilizing alcohol!
45:00Don't worry, Doc, we would place everything.
45:02You're not gonna drink it, are you?
45:04Well, your moonshine's one thing, Jesse,
45:06but a Molotov cocktail might be a little hard to swallow.
45:09Hard to swallow?
45:10That stuff's so hard to get, you need a license to use it.
45:15You gotta put them in the little holes!
45:17Don't you know they?
45:18Take the things off the jacket!
45:20Come on!
45:21Come on!
45:21I got all this lucky luck!
45:42Hey, the Dukes are in that bus!
45:44Hey, the Dukes are in that bus!
46:04Look, can't you get any closer?
46:05Go, Bo!
46:15Right enough.
46:18All right, here goes nothing.
46:19Come on!
46:32Those crazy roots are bombin' us!
46:34Step by the dusty!
46:37Them clan fans just think the clunker!
46:40Oh, baby!
46:50Oh, baby!
46:51Doggone it!
46:51Look, the third one has gotta be the charm, Luke!
46:54Luke!
46:54It better be!
46:57Oh, man, this one right on there, ain't ya?
47:00Here goes nothing!
47:01Oh, Luke!
47:04Step on it, Dusty!
47:18Come on!
47:23Which is how the Dukes, with the help of Doc Willis, caught three Texas swindlers.
47:30Or made it easy for the law to catch them.
47:32He's hot-cutter!
47:35Where is it?
47:37Where is it?
47:37Yah!
47:46Boss Hogg got his money back and was so grateful to the Duke boys,
47:50he paid all of Jesse's dental bills.
47:52And, as long as boss was payin', Doc put in four fillings, three gold inlays,
47:57and a new bridge across the creek in front of his house.
47:59And, as for Doc, that was his last job.
48:03Being a dentist was just too dang dull for him.
48:06Now, when last heard from him, he was trying to find an RV drag race.
48:10So, I guess you could rightfully say that in the end,
48:13Jesse's honorary tooth saved old Boss Hogg about three million dollars.
48:17Which proves that there ain't no telling how things are gonna connect
48:21with the Dukes of Hazzard.
48:48So crec's the most classic, so segreg Hello.
48:52We hope that it will be too thankful for the Dukes of Hazzard.
48:52I have an it of my planet Where Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home
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49:10Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
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