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00:08Pump it up, boys.
00:12All right, boys.
00:13Take a pause on the burn here.
00:16I need y'all to pack up, get your stuff ready.
00:19We're leaving tomorrow.
00:20I can't go on a trip.
00:21They just do, like, super soon.
00:23Don't worry about that.
00:24We'll slide back in right before the baby's born.
00:26All right, we got it?
00:27Y'all get ready to go.
00:28We have the final test.
00:30They say life is like a book.
00:31This is going to separate the buck boys from the buck men.
00:35See you in the morning.
00:36Don't be late.
00:37And with any good story, it's all about starting the next chapter.
00:46Maybe it's a new career path.
00:48Pull.
00:50I think this is the most masculine I've ever felt in my life.
00:53Or knocking off a bucket list item.
00:56This is my first baby shower.
00:57And I always wondered what they did here.
01:00Wow.
01:01Okay, I'm not sure how a duck call goes with a diaper blowout.
01:05Even introducing a new little character.
01:07You have a tiny baby ghost.
01:10He's so tiny.
01:13One thing's for sure.
01:14The Book of Robertsons.
01:18It ain't ever boring.
01:22I just want to go fast.
01:24Life goes by in a flash.
01:26Living free, no looking back.
01:28I just want to go fast.
01:30Keep growing from the past.
01:32Can't slow me down.
01:33I want to go fast.
01:35So lean back.
01:37Lean right out.
01:38Go fast.
01:40Make the good times last.
01:42Yeah, I just want to go.
02:02What's up, guys?
02:03Welcome to All Trance.
02:04What's up?
02:06Billy, good to see you again.
02:07Charlie.
02:08You doing all right?
02:08Will.
02:09Sam, nice to meet you.
02:10Brought the whole crew now.
02:12Wait till y'all see this place.
02:14It's unbelievable.
02:15Ox Ranch is what we call a redneck Ritz-Carlton.
02:19A shotgun Shangri-La.
02:21It's an 18,000 acre hunting property.
02:25There's local and exotic game to kill and eat.
02:28Whoa!
02:29Dude, this is sweet.
02:31What about this, huh?
02:32Wow.
02:33We kind of pride ourselves in being a living museum.
02:36Everything in here does drive, does shoot.
02:38A museum with everything that ever has or will go bang, bang, bang.
02:44I feel like I'm on Call of Duty Predator, the movie.
02:46This is so sick.
02:48Whoa!
02:50I think this is the most masculine I've ever felt in my life.
02:54And this place has more firepower than Chuck Norris on the 4th of July.
02:58This is going to be the ultimate commander trip, all right?
03:03It's going to be epic.
03:04It's going to be epic.
03:06I've got all kind of activities.
03:07You've never quite seen or done anything like what you're going to do this time.
03:12Jay, I think they're ready.
03:14They're not ready.
03:15A redneck doesn't need an excuse to go on a hunting trip.
03:18But this weekend, there's a little something more.
03:22Jacob and Christian, everything they're doing this weekend, we're watching.
03:27They're being evaluated for their potential jobs at Buck and Duck Commander.
03:32I look around this room, and all I see is low T.
03:39Low T?
03:40Low testosterone.
03:42Oh, okay.
03:43Well, I don't have low T.
03:45Do you think we have low T?
03:46No, he's not talking about us.
03:48Oh.
03:49It's the other guy.
03:50It's the other guy.
03:50It's the other guy he's talking about.
03:51I know you had low T.
03:53What?
03:54I have really high T.
03:56That's me and Willie.
03:59Strong hair.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Big.
04:03Big.
04:05This is you.
04:07That's a little...
04:07Small, weak, scared.
04:12That's not me.
04:13I think that was a little exaggerated, but...
04:15We're going to learn a lot about each other.
04:18We're going to learn about ourselves.
04:20All right, guys, get yourself ready.
04:22We'll be out of here shortly.
04:24Bro, I didn't know I had low T.
04:26Does Christian and Jacob know the real reason they're here?
04:29Uh, probably not, so we'll spring that on them later.
04:32I brought everyone along, because I have to.
04:35But this trip is really about two specific people.
04:39We want to be Duckman at Buckman.
04:40Ever since my two son-in-laws asked me to join the company,
04:44I have put them through a series of tests.
04:48Some of them were hard.
04:52Really?
04:53Got one.
04:54Some of them were just dumb.
04:55Here we go.
04:58Okay, a lot of them were dumb.
05:00It reminds me of two gorillas that tried to make love to a football.
05:05But this one is going to be the last one.
05:09Look at this.
05:10What is up?
05:12Heard y'all were here to have some fun.
05:13We are.
05:14This is what y'all are going to be doing.
05:17Wait, what?
05:18This is sick.
05:20So today, Dylan over here is going to be taking y'all on what's called the Blitz.
05:25Basically, what that means is we're going to drive it like we freaking stole it, okay?
05:29Some of y'all might not make it.
05:32So what does riding around on a tank have to do with running a family business?
05:36Nothing.
05:37And everything.
05:39We're going to find out how much testosterone you really have.
05:43But mostly nothing.
05:44Because the odds of you making it are about 50 people.
05:49You mean like mentally or like physically we might not make it?
05:52Emotionally.
05:52That's what I'm saying, like emotionally?
05:54Christian, I think you're showing signs of low T.
05:56Guys, don't worry about it.
05:58Let's get on the tank.
05:59Everything Christian and Jacob do this weekend, I'm going to be watching them like a hawk.
06:04All those other tests they've done, those are just warm-ups.
06:08This is the real deal.
06:10This is the will evaluations.
06:14All right, you guys ready to go?
06:15Yeah.
06:16Woo!
06:16Be careful.
06:18Nobody get killed.
06:20I'll never hit the end of it.
06:21You signed us up for this.
06:22What's the worst that could happen?
06:24Uh, you lose your teeth.
06:26Ah.
06:27Ah, that's all right.
06:28Now you're talking.
06:29Oh, yeah.
06:30You think you're taking it maybe too seriously, Jay?
06:32Huh?
06:34No.
06:36These boys think they're going on a joyride on a tank.
06:40But this is going to be the ride from hell.
06:43Enjoy the ride, boys.
06:45You're good to go.
06:47Leopard blitz on tank force.
06:48Leopard blitz on tank force.
06:54Look at this.
06:54This is our warehouse.
06:55I know, but it adds...
06:56We work in here.
06:57I have to finish all those podcasts for my maternity leave.
07:00I'm sorry.
07:01We have conferences right around the corner.
07:02I'm literally having contractions right now.
07:05This is a Duck Commander warehouse.
07:07It's not the LO warehouse.
07:08We got stuff, too.
07:10Every year.
07:11The LO girls have their big conference,
07:13and Sadie tries to dump her stuff in here.
07:15Hey, girls, we can't.
07:16We've got stuff coming in in those shelves.
07:18We just can't.
07:19Sadie's schedule is a little crazy right now.
07:21Okay, little is a major understatement.
07:24I'm about to pop.
07:26And LO sister conference is weeks away.
07:28We have 4,000 people coming to Monroe for this.
07:31So, yeah, it's crazy town up here.
07:34Bella, this is really bad.
07:35We are on a major time crunch here.
07:37I have a C-section scheduled,
07:39and it is coming up, like, ASAP.
07:41Not to mention, I could go early,
07:42and Dad comes in and is like,
07:44Christian, you're coming with me.
07:45I'm like, dude, like, not the time.
07:49Other than all that, she's doing great.
07:51Just let us just stay here for just a couple more weeks.
07:53You don't have any reason to be stressed.
07:55Let them figure it out.
07:57I have a lot of reasons to be stressed.
07:58One thing off your plate is the baby shower.
08:01We've got that figured out.
08:02Maybe you can focus the attention
08:03that you're not putting on the baby shower
08:04and put it onto this issue.
08:06Oh, my gosh.
08:08Was y'all just talking about a baby shower?
08:12Can I come?
08:14To a baby shower?
08:15Yeah.
08:16Why not?
08:16It's for girls.
08:17It's, like, girls only.
08:18For girls only.
08:19Why?
08:20It's a baby shower.
08:21I had that on my bucket list.
08:24You have going to a baby shower on your bucket list?
08:28Yeah.
08:29Y'all, I've got a bucket list.
08:31Top 10 things to do, y'all.
08:33Monster truck, done that.
08:35Fly with the Blue Angels.
08:37Come close.
08:38Hadn't got that pulled off yet.
08:40Drag racing.
08:41Then, number four, go to a baby shower.
08:44Y'all, I've heard y'all have a lot of fun at a baby shower.
08:48So if I want to go to a baby shower,
08:50I'm going to go to a baby shower.
08:53OK.
08:54I'll send you the invitation.
08:55OK.
08:56That's all that is done.
08:57All right.
08:58What just happened?
08:59All right.
09:07There's more fun at it.
09:07We got another.
09:10Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:17Woo!
09:19Woo!
09:19Woo!
09:20Woo!
09:21Woo!
09:22Woo!
09:23They got a look of fear on their face.
09:28I paid these guys a little extra to go fast.
09:32It's going to test their mental fortitude, their nausea,
09:40pretty much their manhood.
09:43If Jacob and Christian can't survive this ride,
09:46they have no business working for us.
09:48Dude, be turned!
09:53Whoa!
09:54Well, they got a death grip on that thing.
09:57We got this water ball!
09:59Yeah!
10:03Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
10:05Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
10:07Yeah, we're swimming!
10:09Yeah!
10:11We still got everybody on right now.
10:14For now.
10:15Yeah!
10:16Oh, my god!
10:18Woo!
10:20Woo!
10:22Woo!
10:23Woo!
10:23Woo!
10:28Woo!
10:30Woo!
10:31Woo!
10:33Woo!
10:33Woo!
10:33That was awesome!
10:34Oh, to be young again, Stone.
10:37Young and dumb.
10:39Young and dumb.
10:39Young and dumb.
10:39Good job, guys.
10:41How was that?
10:43I think I need hearing aids.
10:45I honestly have no clue what that has to do with hunting,
10:47but, I mean, I would do it again.
10:50It was fun.
10:50I would not really want to do it again.
10:51It was a lot of fun.
10:52Why?
10:53It's just, it's kind of one of those things just like, oh, it's a once in a lifetime kind
10:56of thing, you know?
10:57They don't say, oh, it's a twice in a lifetime kind of thing.
10:59This guy?
11:01Well, y'all did good.
11:02And they all survived.
11:04They did all survived.
11:06That's probably the main thing.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Thank you very much.
11:10Side bets.
11:11Do we have low T?
11:13TBD, boys.
11:15TBD on the T.
11:16So y'all can dismount, let's go to the next activity.
11:19Yeah.
11:21We're gonna make men out of y'all yet.
11:31If you're gonna work for Duck Commander, you have to be a good shotgunter.
11:35Probably the most important thing you'll ever do.
11:38The tank thing was fun, but now the real test begins.
11:42If Christian and Jacob wanna prove that they're worthy of joining the family business, they've
11:47gotta outshoot their brother-in-laws first.
11:49We're gonna do some skeet shooting.
11:51We are playing knockout.
11:53You get one shell in your gun.
11:54If you miss, the person to your right can shoot and knock you out if they hit.
11:59There's someone out if they prematurely shoot.
12:02Yeah, no premature shooting.
12:04This is a last man standing match.
12:07Now the prize is gonna be strong.
12:11Big prize.
12:12Respect?
12:14You won't get any respect from this.
12:17This is like wiping your butt.
12:19You should already know how to do this.
12:22Jacob uses a bidet.
12:26All right, we ready?
12:28John Reed's up.
12:29Let's go.
12:30Let's do it.
12:35Pull.
12:36All right, no knockout.
12:38Shooter number two.
12:39So when the skeet flies, if you miss it, the person to your right has to shoot it.
12:44If they hit it, they knock you out.
12:45Jacob, you're up.
12:46Pull.
12:49Nobody's out.
12:50Christian.
12:51Pull.
12:54Oh.
12:55Gotta do better.
12:57If everyone misses, shamefully, you still get to stay in the game.
13:01On you, Will.
13:02Pull.
13:05Pull.
13:06John Reed shot out a turn.
13:08John Reed is out.
13:12Premature shooting.
13:14You're out based on your question that we answered.
13:18Yeah.
13:19We did have a premature.
13:21John Luke.
13:21John Luke.
13:22Pull.
13:24Pull.
13:25Oh, no.
13:25No.
13:26Good shot.
13:28You are knocked out.
13:30Okay, Jacob's up.
13:32We're down to three.
13:34Pull.
13:36Beautiful shot.
13:37Jacob's safe.
13:38Christian, you're up.
13:40Pull.
13:41If everyone misses and someone hits, well...
13:49Game over.
13:51You may have a new contender for favorite son-in-law.
13:54Jacob, you are the king of skeet.
13:57You have won the prize, and let me just tell you something.
14:00It is gonna blow your mind.
14:02I'm excited.
14:03Congratulations.
14:05Good job, Jake.
14:07Let's go.
14:09We should just take this to the back?
14:10Yeah, just go on to the back with it.
14:12Okay.
14:13Thank y'all so much.
14:15Sadie is stressed to the max with this baby coming soon.
14:19Christian out of town.
14:20Conference around the corner.
14:22So I just told her to go over to Martin's Warehouse space.
14:24There's probably some room there.
14:26You mind if I just set this right here for just one second?
14:28It's kind of heavy.
14:28Oh, no.
14:29Yeah, just scoot it on over there.
14:31Don't hurt yourself.
14:31Should I just...
14:32Oh, no.
14:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
14:35Holy cow.
14:38I'll take that.
14:39Okay.
14:39Okay.
14:39All right.
14:40Bella kicked us out of the warehouse.
14:42Conference is coming up.
14:43I'm literally about to have this baby, and we have nowhere else to put all this stuff.
14:47They said there's room in the back.
14:48The back?
14:49What room?
14:50It's just a pink tornado.
14:53Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of pink, but shoot, I feel like I'm seeing a lot of red now, too.
14:57We literally have no other option.
15:00What do we need to say to make you say yes?
15:03So the thing is, Bella's my little sister, okay?
15:06I could have kept pushing.
15:07You know, she was all, this is my space.
15:10But honestly, I was like, Martin is gonna be easier.
15:13I'm tired.
15:14I'm pregnant.
15:14We're just gonna make this happen.
15:16Yeah, Martin can't tell you no.
15:19Let me confer with my associate.
15:22It's a lot, but it is Sadie asking for our help, so we can't just dismiss it.
15:29I mean, her dad wanna pay us for most of our bills, so.
15:32I'll tell you something, son.
15:33Her dad ain't the one to worry about.
15:35Her mama's the one to worry about.
15:36Okay, yeah, that too.
15:38We in agreement?
15:39Yeah.
15:39Yeah.
15:40All right.
15:43Okay, you win.
15:45Welcome.
15:46Thank you so much.
15:48Welcome to our humble abode.
15:50Watch out for the rats, though.
15:51Did you say watch out for rats?
15:52All right, Maya.
15:53Come on.
15:54Forklift!
15:55Do you know what you're doing?
15:56She's got it.
15:57Go ahead, Maya.
15:58Ray, yeah, just don't hit that pole.
16:01We ought to stop before something bad happens.
16:03No, let's let this one play out.
16:09All right, boys.
16:11Y'all are gonna love this.
16:13So he won the contest, so I've got something really special for you.
16:18I'll let you explain what he gets to do.
16:21You're gonna lay the hate, man.
16:22All right.
16:23Let's do it.
16:23Wow!
16:24That sounds manly.
16:26Mount up!
16:28Mount up, boys!
16:30So when we're hunting back home, we're usually reaching for a shotgun or a rifle.
16:34But in Texas, everything is bigger.
16:39Holy crap, dude.
16:40You're gonna be shooting the main gun on the last driving and shooting E8 tank left in the world.
16:46Imagine getting hit with one of those.
16:48Oh, yeah.
16:49Can I hold it?
16:50No.
16:52That's kind of stupid.
16:55Remember when I told you shooting a shotgun is the most important thing you'll ever do?
16:59Yeah.
17:00Forget I said that.
17:01Okay.
17:02This is way better.
17:08You ready?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Three, two, one.
17:13All right.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:22Oh!
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:27That was crazy!
17:28Oh, my God.
17:28I wasn't expecting this to go through.
17:30Oh, that was insane!
17:33My hat fell off.
17:34Hat hit you in the face?
17:35I had heart palpitations.
17:38It, like, skipped multiple beats.
17:40Christian, you gotta get in the woods.
17:42Yeah, let's do it.
17:42It's time for you to go.
17:43Let's go.
17:44Good job, Jacob.
17:46Pays to knock people out, huh?
17:48There you go.
17:49When it comes to duck commander, Jacob's got a little bit of a head start on Christian on the old
17:54redneck side.
17:55It felt like the best air conditioning unit you could ever have for a second.
17:59But to me, it's really gonna come down to hunting.
18:02Dude, that was awesome.
18:09I'm going to a baby shower.
18:11Why are you going to a baby shower?
18:13Well, I kind of invited myself to it.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Because I want to see what they're doing.
18:18Guys don't go there.
18:20Well, I know.
18:20That's just a bunch of women.
18:22That's the reason I don't want to go to it.
18:24It's on my bucket list.
18:25A baby shower is on your bucket list?
18:27Yeah.
18:28What kind of gift do I need to get?
18:30You're taking a gift?
18:31If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna buy a gift.
18:33I don't tell.
18:34Yeah, they'll need them.
18:35Oh, get them their first gun.
18:36Yeah, there you go.
18:38Yep.
18:38Yep.
18:38Y'all ain't been a bit of help.
18:40Diapers.
18:41Take them diapers.
18:42Yeah, diapers.
18:43Diapers and what?
18:44Tell you what, take cloth and diapers.
18:47Cloth diapers?
18:47Cloth and diapers.
18:49That's just rude.
18:50Wait a minute.
18:51Hey, where did I go get all this crap?
18:53Everywhere.
18:54You can get diapers anywhere now.
18:55You can get diapers at a gas station.
18:58Y'all body is useless as tits on a board hall.
19:00Y'all didn't help me a bit.
19:03Why is he going to a babysat?
19:06I don't know.
19:11Come here, boy.
19:13Who's a good boy?
19:15Who's a good boy?
19:17Do I think Christian could make a good buck, man?
19:23Rhino.
19:25Let's just say he has potential.
19:27I feel like we have a connection.
19:29I think I'm going to get one.
19:31I don't know if it works that way.
19:33Yeah, sure it does.
19:34But his chances have gone up because he did marry my daughter.
19:38How's Sadie doing?
19:39Is she feeling good?
19:40Yeah, she's feeling good.
19:40She's feeling pregnant.
19:42We're getting, you know, towards the end, so.
19:45But, yeah, she's preparing for conference right now.
19:47Sadie's juggling a lot right now.
19:48You know, she's about to host a conference.
19:51Baby number three on the way.
19:52I'm sure me doing this is not the best thing right now.
20:00How are you guys doing?
20:01Hey, how are you?
20:02Good to see you again.
20:03You too.
20:04Hey.
20:04I mean, of all the weeks that I need Christian to be here,
20:07this would be the one.
20:08I have conference we're planning.
20:10You know, third trimester, no big deal.
20:12Two kids.
20:12This is insane.
20:13And you decide to kidnap him.
20:15This is, like, where we always set the tone.
20:17Right here, when girls walk in, we have our big Ella's sister
20:21sticker here, and it just really sets it all up to be so cute.
20:25Ladies, that seal just may not work this year.
20:28Last year, you know, it was the adhesive that was still on the floor.
20:31We had complications of getting that up.
20:34Kidnapping is kind of a strong word.
20:35I was providing an opportunity for him.
20:40That's one way to look at it.
20:41I mean, I didn't give him a lot of options.
20:43Exactly.
20:44When it's time to go, we gotta go.
20:45We'll be back.
20:46During the hockey season, your green room became the locker room.
20:50The locker room?
20:51I'm starting to already smell something with that, yes.
20:54Ooh, yep, that hits ya.
20:56What are you gonna do with three girls?
20:59Yeah, how you feeling about having three girls?
21:02I feel great.
21:02I love being a girl, Dad.
21:03I think that confirms you up low, too.
21:06Christian's shooting a light load over there.
21:08We have the same amount of daughters.
21:13You got a point.
21:15You're a great dad, so I know you'll be good with three.
21:17Three.
21:18Thank you, John Reed.
21:19I appreciate your time.
21:20Oh, it got worse.
21:22Welcome to your green room.
21:24Oh!
21:25Yeah, this is not bad.
21:26That is.
21:27Oh!
21:28This is bad.
21:30That smell, and I know everyone thinks it's because I'm pregnant, but this is, like, so bad.
21:37It actually gives me a flashback to when John Luke would get done with football practice, and he'd, like, take
21:41his pads off in the car and I'm, like, gagging.
21:44That's the smell we're talking about.
21:45Okay, we are about to have, like, 30 speakers and bands all just back here.
21:52What is the room?
21:53We would need to move everything and, like, fumigate the room.
21:56I mean, at this point, I'm just trying to make peace with the chaos and just hope Christian gets home
22:01as soon as possible.
22:03It'll be fine.
22:04This is kid number three.
22:06At that point, they're just numbers.
22:08Wow.
22:09I mean, initially, initially, initially.
22:11You're gonna get flayed on social media for that?
22:15Tonight, we're gonna send y'all out and see if y'all can bring home some meat.
22:19We've got Christian and Jacob on an axis hunt.
22:23Really?
22:23Sweet.
22:24That's awesome.
22:26Okay, it's time for the main event.
22:28It's pretty simple.
22:29If you want to be a buck man, you've got to bring home a buck.
22:33Jay, tell them a little bit about the axis.
22:35The axis is the most difficult deer to kill on planet Earth.
22:41The axis is from Southeast Asia.
22:44They can smell the fart of a gnat, can see a small movement from five miles away.
22:51They spend their entire existence hiding and running from Bengal tigers.
22:58And you boys are not Bengal tigers.
23:00You're, like, house cats.
23:04Meow.
23:05Whatever.
23:06We'll see.
23:10Will Christian get a buck?
23:13Or will he screw up?
23:16Jacob won the ski competition, so he gets the first chance at the axis.
23:20But I really expect both of them to get a buck by the end of this trip.
23:25Oh, there's one.
23:26Hey, right there to our left.
23:27To our left.
23:30Hey, is that an axis right there to our left?
23:32That's a really, really good one.
23:34Okay, and to amp up the pressure, I'm taking the rest of the boys to the other side of the
23:39ranch at the same time.
23:40You see the one on the right?
23:42See him?
23:43He's working behind those trees.
23:45So if the guys who ain't even trying to join Buck Commander get a kill before Christian Jacob,
23:51man, that is gonna be awkward.
23:54If that big buck's in there today, then we'll be in luck.
23:58You ready?
23:59I'm ready.
24:01John Luke's ready.
24:01Yeah, I see it.
24:07The axis.
24:08That is the one.
24:10Yeah.
24:11Is that the other one?
24:13Yeah.
24:14That's crazy.
24:15You hear that, Christian?
24:16You see it?
24:18There's a big buck in there laying down.
24:21Christian, do you see him?
24:22Yeah, I see him.
24:25John Luke?
24:27Yes?
24:28Will's next.
24:29You don't get another shot.
24:31All right.
24:31One shot.
24:32One shot.
24:34That's all I got.
24:42He's perfect right now.
24:47Okay.
24:58Wait, wait, wait.
24:59Here we go.
25:00Here we go.
25:03Here.
25:04Behind the shoulder.
25:04Right.
25:05Right behind the shoulder.
25:06They just let it down.
25:09Yeah, we can't share.
25:10Why is that?
25:13I'm here for a minute.
25:20Let's go.
25:25Let's go.
25:26Let's go.
25:29It's high tea time, boys.
25:31That's a beautiful dude, man.
25:32Great.
25:33That's so pretty.
25:34Good job, John Luke.
25:35Oh, this is awesome.
25:36Well, I don't know what them other boys are doing, but I know what we're doing.
25:39All right.
25:40Awesome.
25:40That's awesome.
25:41Let's load him up.
25:42Man, this is going to be some good eating.
25:45I'm just getting up.
25:46Okay.
25:52Help.
25:53Yes, sir.
25:59It looked good.
26:00I heard it hit him.
26:01Oh, yeah.
26:01He's good.
26:03You got him.
26:04Damn.
26:05That's good.
26:08Let's go.
26:08Oh, my gosh.
26:10First try.
26:12Jakey.
26:14Oh, my gosh.
26:17What a beautiful deer.
26:19He's going to eat good.
26:20This is the best venison on planet Earth.
26:22I know.
26:23That's what I've heard.
26:24This animal right here.
26:25Mm-hmm.
26:26So he will not go to waste.
26:27No, sir.
26:29All right.
26:29Well, you boys throw him on your shoulder and get him out of here.
26:31I understand why these boys are trying to join Buck Commander.
26:34I mean, hunting is one of the most thrilling things that somebody can do.
26:38You ready?
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah.
26:40It's coming.
26:41It's walking this way.
26:44You got him.
26:45You got him.
26:46He's down.
26:47He did the death kick.
26:48Oh, there he is.
26:48Right there.
26:49He kicked.
26:49He's up.
26:50Bing down.
26:54Bing down.
26:56Please stop.
26:57Being in the wilderness providing meat for your family kind of connects on a primal level.
27:02Look at that thing.
27:03Look at that.
27:03Look at that.
27:03That thing is dense.
27:05So I want them to join.
27:06I just want them to earn it.
27:08I better be next.
27:09Sheesh.
27:20Does this come in an outdoor size?
27:23It doesn't.
27:24It doesn't?
27:24Yeah.
27:25What a shame.
27:25My wife would love me in that.
27:27So I'm down here at the baby store because they got a lot of junk for babies.
27:31Hey.
27:32Wake up.
27:33I want to ask you questions.
27:35What do you think?
27:41A PPTP.
27:43What in the world is that?
27:45You put it over the little boy whenever he's TTing so you don't get it on him.
27:51Right in the face?
27:51Mm-hmm.
27:52Correct.
27:53I could actually use that, really.
27:55I want to know why they got so many dog toys.
27:59Do they really give a baby a shower?
28:02They don't.
28:03Well, what in the world are they ready for?
28:05What do they name it?
28:06It's a baby shower.
28:07You know, showering with gifts.
28:09Oh, okay.
28:11It's about the gifts.
28:13What kind of gift do I need to get?
28:15Well, every mom needs a swaddle blanket.
28:18Can you show me that?
28:20Yeah.
28:21So this is what you...
28:22That looks like a giant mask for a big outlaw.
28:26Okay.
28:27Well, it's a baby blanket.
28:29And you just swad them tight.
28:31And see?
28:32Happy and ready to sleep.
28:33It seems like that everything to do with a baby involves a lot of sleep.
28:39They do sleep a lot.
28:41Well, I do too.
28:42I've learned a lot coming down here.
28:45Okay.
28:45Thank you, ma'am.
28:46Like always, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
28:51Hey, um, were you gonna pay for that pacifier?
28:54No, hey.
28:55What you do, charge that to Willie Robertson.
29:06Hey.
29:07Hey.
29:08There's my buck man.
29:11Not yet.
29:12I'm still a buck boy.
29:13Hey.
29:14Have you killed anything?
29:16Not yet.
29:17I'm still, uh, empty handed.
29:19No.
29:20Babe, you gotta get on it.
29:22You have to get home.
29:24I'm trying to.
29:25Legit.
29:26I'm trying to.
29:26How are you feeling?
29:28I'm feeling, you know, pregnant and I want you to come home and I'm ready to have the
29:33baby.
29:34I promise I'm gonna get one for you.
29:36Has anybody else gotten one?
29:38Uh, sadly, Jacob has already shot one.
29:40Oh.
29:41And, uh, John Luke.
29:43Oh, dang.
29:44Okay.
29:44Pressure's on.
29:46Yeah.
29:46Pressure's on me.
29:47Okay.
29:47Well, go make it happen, okay?
29:49And then come home.
29:50Cause we gotta have this baby.
29:52All right.
29:52I love you.
29:53I love you so much.
29:54Go get it.
29:54Bye.
30:07Between conference prep, getting ready for baby, Christian gone, I mean, it's been a little
30:13insane for Sadie right now.
30:15This is gonna be a time she can just enjoy herself.
30:17She can be celebrated and spend time with friends and family.
30:20This is like my dream baby shower.
30:22They've been painting onesies, making bracelets and necklaces.
30:25Looks like the most girly party you could think of and I love it so much.
30:30And Uncle Si is fitting right in.
30:32This is my first baby shower.
30:35I always wondered what they did here.
30:37What is that?
30:38A smock?
30:39A onesie.
30:40A what?
30:40A wedgie?
30:41A onesie.
30:42A onesie?
30:43I think a onesie.
30:44Oh, a onesie.
30:45You know, if you're talking onesies and twosies, one would be tee tee, twosies the dump.
30:52Si, are you already done with yours?
30:54Yes, I'm done with mine.
30:56Si.
30:58One of the things I am most grateful for is that we have so many generations in our family
31:02to celebrate these big moments with.
31:04I mean, I have my mom.
31:05I have my grandmothers.
31:07I have my great-grandmother.
31:09And then even Uncle Si, which is kind of funny, but I'm glad he's there too.
31:14Oh, y'all getting all fancy.
31:16One of the strengths in our family is that we are so close, and I'm so thankful that I get
31:20to pass that down.
31:22Hey, Mama Gabe.
31:23I want to tell you something very, very special.
31:26So, we have decided to name baby girl Kit Carraway after you.
31:34Sounds a little bit like Kay Carraway, huh?
31:37All my life I've wanted somebody to be named after me.
31:41I know.
31:42I love you.
31:43Yeah, I love you too.
31:44She's a lot like you.
31:45And she's going to be darling.
31:48She is.
31:48She's going to be a doll.
31:49Sadie, you know, you should thank me.
31:52Why is that?
31:53Well, one of the lessons I taught you was about the birds and the bees.
31:59Have y'all had your sex talk with your parents and all that?
32:02Um...
32:03Okay.
32:03Well, let me just give you some little pointers about it.
32:06You don't know.
32:07There's things married people do, and then there's things dating people, and you don't do the same thing.
32:12When the hands start reaching around, touching things, oh, no, don't do that.
32:17Holding hands.
32:18You don't want to do that.
32:19No tongue.
32:20Too early.
32:21This is awful.
32:22Oh, yes.
32:23I really should thank you, because we might not be here if I never knew that.
32:28That's exactly right.
32:29I taught Sadie everything she knows about the birds and bees.
32:33That's why she's such a good girl.
32:36And a great mom.
32:38A great mom.
32:40All right, are you ready to open presents?
32:42Honestly, I just feel so loved, and this baby is already so loved.
32:46It just makes me so excited for her little life that she'll be surrounded by these amazing women.
32:50Ah!
32:53I am dead.
32:55Oh, my gosh.
32:57Yes, that is so cute.
33:00Hey, Sadie, that ain't the last one.
33:03Oh.
33:03No.
33:04That's a delivery.
33:06This is the emergency diaper blowout kit.
33:10Emergency diaper blowout kit.
33:13You had her name on it.
33:14You didn't even know.
33:15Oh, yes.
33:16Okay.
33:18Wow.
33:19Okay, I'm not sure how a duck call goes with a diaper blowout.
33:22To get her mind off of it.
33:24We have, like, doggy disposable.
33:26Downtown pet supplies.
33:28Gloves.
33:29Daddy might need those.
33:31This actually is our first set of diapers.
33:33We do need lots of diapers.
33:35I will keep this in my car.
33:37This is good to have.
33:38Oh, it's got everything.
33:39Thank you so much, Uncle Si.
33:42Hey, here's the deal, boys.
33:43These girls really know how to throw a party.
33:46Wait.
33:46What is this?
33:47Is it honey?
33:49No.
33:49It's tea.
33:51That's tea for the baby.
33:52Oh, no.
33:54And it's on sweet.
33:55Don't get lost.
33:56Check.
33:57That's a thought that counts.
33:59Christian better get back.
34:03So it's our last morning.
34:05We, uh, we're flying out here soon.
34:08I feel like there is some angst leaving, maybe not accomplishing what I want to do here.
34:14And I just really want this.
34:15I want to be a buck man.
34:18I am feeling a lot of pressure, yes.
34:20Jacob has already bagged himself an axis.
34:22I am still currently killing us.
34:24It's crunch time to make something happen.
34:28So, last chance for Christian.
34:30These are the moments that can define a man.
34:33This is where the cream rises to the top.
34:37Oh.
34:40Sam.
34:41I have something running.
34:44Something, brother.
34:46So how come you didn't go with it?
34:48Well, I had some other important things going on.
34:52Oh!
34:53That was, uh, second only to that cannon going off.
35:01Oh, there's one right there.
35:02Yeah, there's one right there.
35:04Okay.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Right here, get over here.
35:13200.
35:14Perfect.
35:15Nice slow squeeze.
35:17Can you zoom in?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Right, right in the shoulder.
35:22Well, what do y'all think?
35:23You think Christian will get one?
35:25I don't know.
35:25He didn't have much luck.
35:27The other time.
35:28I think he will.
35:30Yeah.
35:43Did I miss?
35:44Yep.
35:45Are you serious?
35:47You got the nerves going this morning now.
35:49Oh, my gosh.
35:50Are you freaking kidding me?
35:51That's part of it.
35:53That's part of it.
35:54Oh, my gosh.
35:57Could there have been an easier...
35:59Don't beat yourself up too bad.
36:01Back to the range, boys.
36:04All right.
36:06With all these competitions, I'm either having fun, because I may be winning, or I'm not having fun because I'm
36:11losing.
36:13And currently...
36:16It would be better if I shot a deer.
36:20Christian's a great kid.
36:21I mean, he didn't grow up hunting as much, so it may not come as naturally to him.
36:26Another group right here.
36:29Just some does.
36:30Lots of does, though, so that's a good sign.
36:33But one thing he has proven over and over, that kid's got tenacity.
36:38I know there's a buck down there.
36:44I see him.
36:45Okay.
36:49Christian, just put it right on him.
36:52Right in the shoulder.
36:54Right, nice, slow squeeze.
36:57My heart's pounding.
37:02Drilled him, Rob.
37:04I got him?
37:04You drilled him.
37:06Stop.
37:07Stop.
37:08Come on, Rob.
37:11You did it.
37:12Went from a house cat to a Bengal tiger.
37:18Tenacity can get you pretty far, and not just in deer hunting.
37:23Oh, that is awesome.
37:26Look at those chocolate antlers, brother.
37:29Oh, my gosh.
37:32That's a cool axis there.
37:34Christian, that was textbook, brother.
37:37All right, boys, let's get this thing out of here.
37:39All right, let's do it.
37:47That's what I'm talking about.
37:49These young boys are good for heavy lifting.
37:51The ability to pick yourself up, no matter how many times you fall, that comes in handy in a lot
37:59of different ways.
38:10You're in this little waiting room.
38:12It's about to happen.
38:12It's about to go down.
38:13And we are about to meet baby kid.
38:16Let's go.
38:17Hey.
38:18Hey, you're looking fun.
38:21Family, family, good night.
38:22I need to see you.
38:24I'm ready to come out.
38:25I hear something.
38:28I hear something.
38:30Oh, listen to that girl.
38:33Oh, a huge baby girl.
38:38What?
38:38We have a tiny baby girl!
38:42She's so tiny!
38:47What color is her hair? Brown.
38:51It's kind of half and half.
38:52Half and half.
38:55Arnold Palmer.
39:00Sadie looks beautiful.
39:01She's just glowing.
39:04So sweet.
39:06Look, already trying to nurse Christian.
39:08Look, wow.
39:10Wow.
39:11You saw Christian's van, dude.
39:15This is a hurricane.
39:17This is a hurricane.
39:19We're gonna love her so much.
39:22I'm ready.
39:24I'm ready to see baby kids.
39:25Are you ready to see baby kids?
39:27Okay, let's see if mommy's around.
39:29Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
39:34It's baby cute.
39:36Aw.
39:40Isn't she beautiful?
39:42So tiny.
39:44Aw.
39:45So sweet.
39:47She doesn't even hear fast right now.
39:49Here she is.
39:51Kit Carraway.
39:52Hey, sister.
39:55She's the sweetest little girl.
39:58We are so in love with her.
40:06She's a little angel.
40:08She's so sweet.
40:11Uh-oh, Xander's not the baby anymore.
40:13Oh, Xander.
40:15Oh.
40:17Are you the big boy now?
40:20Everyone's been saying she looks like dad.
40:21Let's see.
40:22All right, let's see if she looks like me.
40:23Oh, she's making a stink face.
40:24Oh.
40:25Whoa, whoa.
40:27She's good at food.
40:28Open one eye, will you?
40:29Open one eye.
40:30I think she was trying to do it.
40:33So was I.
40:35All right, do we want to say a prayer?
40:37We do.
40:38We'll get Christian to say it.
40:40Father, we love you so much.
40:41Thank you for Kit and her life and for City having a good recovery.
40:45We're so grateful for our family and thank you for this food.
40:48I pray that we would just bless our bodies tonight.
40:50Amen.
40:50Amen.
40:55Starting a new chapter in life can be terrifying.
40:58All right, I can start right here.
41:00Sadie, you should go first, the new mama.
41:03It can be stressful and full of excitement.
41:05We've had a lot of help, and so I feel like if I didn't have all of y'all, then
41:10it would be really hard.
41:11But if you ain't turn the page, you'll never find out what's next.
41:15I do have an announcement to make.
41:17Jacob and Christian, I have decided that both of them are going to be fully, possibly considered.
41:28Possibly?
41:28Fully?
41:30What?
41:31But I thought the Ox Ranch home was supposed to, like, solidify our status.
41:37That sounds like a participation trophy.
41:39You need to start making up your mind.
41:41No more of this fully, semi-possibly.
41:44I think you need to make a decision right now.
41:46Thank you, Cory.
41:47Willy, come on.
41:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:00Sometimes I can't control it.
42:02Yeah!
42:06My two newest employees for Buck, come on.
42:10All right, now, don't get too aggressive.
42:11I like being this close.
42:13Congratulations.
42:13The boss hog.
42:15I've been waiting on that my whole life.
42:16Oh, we love you.
42:21Okay, no touching, no touching, no touching.
42:25Congratulations, guys. That's awesome.
42:28The Robertson story?
42:30Oh, it's just getting started.
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