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00:07I reckon I'll be in this outfit for the next few days oh no the way I look at it
00:20semi-retirement is a way to fulfill your dreams to be the person you've always
00:29wanted to be Godwin is gonna star in his own Western movie you Godwin action kickback
00:37let other people do the stuff that you don't want to do this ought to be fun but
00:47you have to keep your eye on the prize y'all are all crazy what the heck is going on
00:56here
00:56and the prize is making a movie oh yeah saddle up cowboy
01:02I just want to go fast life goes by in a flash living free no looking back I just want
01:08to go fast
01:09keep growing from the past can't slow me down I want to go fast for lean back lean right out
01:18go fast make the good times last yeah I just want to go
01:36Godwin I can't believe it it's the end of an era no you're officially retiring semi-retired
01:45nobody that ever leaves here ever actually gets away from here
01:50Don Godwin has been a duck commander for over 25 years I mean he's even been there longer than you
01:55have he hasn't been there longer than me I was born into this I mean working there I've been working
02:01I've been working since I was like four years old okay I'm just saying he's like family he's been with
02:06us for a long time okay I do want to plant a party for you
02:10a party I like parties a party with a theme like something big something with a lot of food
02:17ham sandwich party ham sandwiches a sandwich bar so what do we want
02:21basketball respect ham sandwich pretty good my boy yeah yeah he loves hot tubs we could have a hot tub
02:28party here we go God we're making memories for you
02:33I got my hot tub I got my hot tub
02:37I'm gonna be busy then
02:39no I'm out
02:39okay so maybe not a hot tub party
02:42well I would say have a motorcycle cross race but I ain't riding anything with two wheels
02:48yeah my knees are gone my little minibike I raced it they used to call me the flying flea
02:55here comes the flying flea
02:57you don't have the power too much weight
02:59hot enough it
03:02we can do a fishing theme
03:04some kind of fishing theme
03:05that's what you're going into
03:06oh bro they did ride bulls
03:08hold it I thought you was a rodeo clown you was the one
03:12I rode bulls I got saved by the clown
03:15oh I thought you was a clown that saved the rider
03:17no you the clown
03:18he wasn't the clown he was a bull rider
03:21that's what we need one of those mechanical bulls
03:24a mechanical bull yes we could play horseshoes
03:27oh pin the tail on the donkey
03:29yeah we could do like a western party
03:31he's either retired or turning 12 I'm not sure which
03:34you're in my seat
03:37who said this is your seat
03:39well that's usually where I sit it's fine
03:41I'll sit here
03:41I don't like him behind me
03:43what are we doing
03:44we're planning Godwin's retirement party
03:46so here's what we're thinking
03:48western thing
03:49cause it cause Godwin was a bull rider at one time
03:53not gonna lie I'm a little insulted
03:55no one even asked my opinion
03:58I'm great at planning parties
04:00no you're not
04:01okay then I'm great at giving gifts
04:05I think this idea should be bigger
04:08we're gonna do this up big
04:09I got the idea
04:10no this is the idea
04:11a western movie
04:15we're gonna make a movie
04:18Godwin is gonna star in his own western movie
04:22I've actually always wanted to do my own western
04:25growing up Phil was obsessed with them
04:27in fact all the Duckman videos were western themed
04:32I now know how the western won
04:34what better way to celebrate my retirement
04:37than directing my own western
04:39wait it's Godwin's retirement
04:41that's what I'm saying
04:43he's gonna love it
04:44and then the party we play the western
04:47and I'll be the star and he'll be my sidekick
04:50wait what
04:51we'll probably have those roles already taken
04:53but every western there's always an old crazy guy
04:56so I'm sure we'll find a spot for you
04:58hey I'm starting from the tip of my toenail
05:01to the top of my hair
05:03boy
05:04we have a theme
05:06I know what I'm doing
05:08y'all can figure all that out later
05:09alright
05:10good luck with that
05:11I get wrong movie
05:13I mean it's a fun idea
05:14but making a movie is a ton of work
05:17I mean when I produce a blonde
05:18I work seven days a week
05:20okay first off
05:21I was a producer as well
05:23second
05:24I've got all these guys to help produce
05:26I got it
05:27wait are you talking about us?
05:29yes I'm talking about y'all
05:31hey I gotta leave boys
05:33I gotta work on my role in the movie
05:35Si you don't even know that you have a role yet
05:38hey I'm out of here
05:38I'm a thespian
05:40it's actually not thespian
05:43it's thespian but
05:44I'm a thespian
05:45alright you
05:55do you even know what we're doing here again?
05:58do you think I know what we're doing half the time when we come out here?
06:01so Willie asked me to train and evaluate Jacob and Christian
06:06so they can join the family business
06:09I don't actually recall asking you that
06:11gentlemen you're probably wondering why you're here
06:14as always
06:15we are now entering the next phase of operation de-upification
06:21this is a lesson in aquatic arts
06:25so basically it's just on the water?
06:28yeah
06:28today we're gonna introduce you to your new best friend
06:33in the woods
06:34is it y'all?
06:36nope
06:36not even close
06:37these waters are infested since the water's low
06:41with venomous creatures
06:43alligators
06:44things that will hurt you
06:47the best friend in the woods that you'll ever have
06:49and it's a flat bottom boat
06:52for shallow water
06:54and it's called a P-Row
06:57the P-Row is a precision flotation tool
07:02it specializes in shallow water operations
07:06it's a cajun boat
07:09I grew up down here
07:10I know what a P-Row is
07:11yeah I've seen you in action
07:12well they have P-Rows for hauling
07:14that ain't for getting in
07:15there's no ducks gonna come in here
07:17while there's a man pushing 300 pounds
07:20in an hors d'oeuvre dish
07:22that was a half a P-Row
07:23I was embarrassed for you
07:25you couldn't do it
07:26I have a question
07:27I thought you were stretching
07:28nah
07:29where are the boats at?
07:31it's a good question
07:32I would say we're 90% sure
07:35that there are two P-Rows
07:37yeah there's two
07:38right here
07:40once you find the P-Row
07:42you will lift it
07:44then empty the water out
07:46first man
07:47that gets to this bank
07:49while standing
07:51in the P-Row
07:52will win
07:54obviously if you turn the P-Row over
07:57and drown
07:57you lose
07:58that's the ultimate losing
08:00I'm just saying
08:00yeah things happen
08:01all right we'll get to it
08:03what these boys don't understand
08:05is that your relationship
08:07with a P-Row
08:07is very intimate
08:09you treat her right
08:11and she will treat you spectacular
08:14it's amazing to me
08:15how somehow
08:16you make a
08:17life lesson of boat skills
08:20feel really creepy
08:21that's talent
08:22three
08:23two
08:24one
08:25go
08:33look at that
08:37look at that
08:38that didn't take long
08:39I thought it'd take them longer
08:41to find it
08:41then you're gonna be able to get that water out
08:43yeah
08:44that technique
08:45you're thinking that look pretty hard huh
08:48I just gotta find one
08:50good
08:51now did you see that
08:52that's power there
08:53that sucker's strong
08:54it's just the part in between his ears
08:57is the problem
08:58uh oh
08:59Jacob found his
09:00oh he found his
09:01there you go
09:02oh this ought to be fun
09:05Jacob stop
09:06Jacob
09:09all our shenanigans going on now
09:11these two yahoos don't realize
09:15everything they do
09:16we tell Willie
09:22uh oh
09:23no
09:24no
09:26every time
09:27you sit down
09:28in that boat
09:29you are being
09:30deducted points
09:32you must stand
09:33in the piro
09:34and teach her
09:36how to submit
09:37have you ever seen
09:39a walrus
09:39try to use a
09:40piro
09:41yeah well you just saw one
09:43down the stretch
09:45they come
09:46look like it's gonna be a
09:47photo finish
09:48he's sinking
09:50he's sinking
09:52here we go
09:53you better get your boat
09:56Jacob wins
09:59how many times did Jacob cheat
10:01if you bring your piro to shore
10:03and it sinks
10:04you lose
10:05whatever
10:06the fact that you're here on this bank
10:08alive
10:10I actually found quite surprising
10:12there's two kinds of men in the world
10:14there are captains
10:15and there are people in need of a buoy
10:20there's tons of other people
10:21no that's it
10:23that's it
10:24what if you're not in the boat or in the water
10:27you will be
10:27we give you the greatest gift of the swamp
10:30and you're going
10:31wah
10:33what he's saying is
10:34y'all act like toddlers
10:41is that the way you wear a cowboy hat
10:43or is that backwards
10:44no that's it
10:45that's backwards
10:45that's right
10:45no you're good
10:46this one's a child
10:47for him
10:48cute
10:50here's how I see this playing out
10:51all good westerns start with a mysterious hero coming into town
10:57then he like disappears or something
11:00I'm not sure where exactly he goes
11:02but who cares
11:03because then the co-hero shows up
11:05and then after looking super cool
11:08the co-hero gets a girl
11:09oh yeah
11:11so you're the co-hero
11:12yeah of course
11:14obviously
11:15then there's a crazy bar scuffle
11:18the whole town gets involved
11:19and the climax
11:21a bloodbath gunfight
11:23where the co-hero wins
11:25and the hero's there as well
11:26and he looks good too
11:28the star
11:29I got a shirt
11:31that is the star shirt right there
11:34okay characters
11:35there's the hero of course
11:37there's the crazy villain uncle
11:41the man in black boys
11:43the goofball comedy relief
11:45like random henchmen
11:47I think I'm gonna need more hat
11:51we need a different size hat
11:53there's the beautiful
11:54but very mouthy damsel in distress
11:57how did you make it look so good
11:59that's so easy for you
12:01and of course
12:02the most important
12:03the co-hero
12:07oh
12:07this is not what I had in mind
12:10it's kind of santa claus
12:12meets rodeo queen
12:15this is supposed to be old vintage stuff
12:18this is a vintage store
12:20it's not a costume shop
12:21we don't have things from the 1800s
12:24I'm with dad
12:25we need better costumes
12:26except for this shirt
12:27this one works for me
12:28one thing I didn't think about
12:30was real movies have departments
12:33for like costumes and other stuff
12:35therefore the creatives
12:38artists like me can be creative
12:41I told you
12:42it is a lot to make a movie
12:44and this is just one piece of it
12:46I had great ideas
12:48mechanical bull
12:49line dancing
12:50we don't have to make a whole movie
12:52that is so lame
12:53no that shirt
12:55you are lame
12:58what I need is someone to help me with the details
13:00like
13:02all the details
13:03you need to hurry up
13:04because I'm shaping this whole entire party
13:06about a grand finale of this film
13:07okay this is what I'm saying
13:08I'm trying to work with what I got here
13:10so
13:10okay
13:11we're on a limited budget
13:12now we're way behind with this stuff here
13:15that seems like a lot of fuss
13:17for a lot of nothing
13:18I would have just took a gold watch
13:20you know
13:21piece of cake in the break room
13:23this is just too much attention
13:24hey go ahead and stomp out
13:26and have a history fit
13:27get out of here
13:28I don't like whiskey
13:30happy retirement
13:33the hero is the ultimate tool
13:35for duck hunters
13:36there's many things they can do
13:39but the most important thing is stealth
13:41just think of the element of surprise
13:43when's the last time you surprised your wife
13:46so what do you mean by surprise my wife
13:48like jump out behind the door or like
13:50no the element of surprise
13:52is the fun part of any relationship
13:55when's the last time you surprised Missy
13:58I'm not going to tell you about that
14:01this is a family show
14:03this competition pretty simple
14:05there are 20 decoys on the water
14:08first one back with 10 decoys
14:11is the winner
14:12you know you actually should be thanking me
14:15this is way more than I signed up for
14:17oh please
14:19you getting a chance to go torture
14:21a couple little city boys
14:23you love this stuff
14:25go
14:27that's fair
14:28what a start by Huff
14:31I'd rack it
14:32I'd rack it
14:35you're supposed to be standing up
14:37Christian
14:38you said we could kneel when we brought him
14:40nope
14:40yes y'all did
14:42nope
14:43what do you mean no
14:44you have two ears
14:46and one mouth
14:47which means you should listen
14:49twice as much
14:50as you speak
14:51the problem is
14:53they want to win so bad
14:54that they're not even listening
14:56Jacob takes the early lead
14:58I mean Christian has got all the power in the world
15:02he is strong
15:03not much up here
15:04and then Jacob
15:06is clever
15:08but he's clumsy
15:10if you combine the two
15:12you actually could make a functional duck man
15:14yeah
15:15I don't know if we're there scientifically
15:18so we just got to deal with them individually
15:22there's mine
15:24see ya sucker
15:28I was wondering when that was going to happen
15:32you know comic relief is a job too
15:34yeah
15:35that was Si's job for many years
15:37exactly
15:38winner
15:41not bad
15:42not bad
15:43hold on
15:45he hasn't won yet
15:51why is he obsessed with sinking
15:53you said to sink the P road
15:54that was what you said
15:55I have ears
15:56I heard him
16:02alright guys look
16:03I know everybody's nervous
16:04I'm sure this is your first movie
16:06but remember
16:08stick to the script
16:10play your part
16:11everything will come out good in the end
16:13okay
16:14written by Willie Robertson
16:17directed by Willie Robertson
16:19produced by Willie Robertson
16:21sounds like the Willie Robertson show
16:24well you're missing the main point
16:26the title
16:27the Godwin
16:28the bad
16:29and the ugly
16:30this is all for Godwin
16:33they say write what you know
16:35so I took
16:37pretty much
16:37every western I'd ever seen
16:39smashed them all together
16:40and then put
16:41my own little twist on it
16:43this is the wrong one
16:45this ain't about me
16:46wise in his own way
16:48the smartest
16:49and most handsome
16:50of four brothers
16:53gunslinging
16:53semi-retired CEO
16:55I ain't a CEO
16:57he gets to play the part of you
16:59no not me
17:01just a person
17:02like me
17:02I wanted to keep it grounded
17:05so that the character
17:06seemed gritty and real
17:08like
17:08true to life
17:10my character description
17:11seems a little personal
17:13really
17:14sharp
17:14shooting
17:15wild card
17:16sarcastic
17:17mean and nasty
17:18ooh
17:19fits
17:20I actually like mine
17:22I'm the oracle
17:24of the wild west
17:25plenty of frontier flair
17:27stylish
17:28smart
17:28and beautiful
17:29aww
17:29thank you
17:30the co-hero
17:31loves her
17:32aww
17:33who's the co-hero
17:34so nice
17:34pays to sleep with the director
17:37ew
17:38to be honest with you
17:40I mean I know Godwin likes watching westerns
17:42but he would never want this
17:44right
17:45he
17:45cake is fine with him
17:47so this whole deal reeks of Willie
17:49I love the script
17:50no problem with it
17:51my thing is on the cover page
17:53I thought we said I was gonna be co-director
17:56well
17:57I said potentially
17:58oh
17:59and the best news is
18:00I found someone with just the right obsessive nature
18:04to fill in all the details
18:06so I'm like assistant to the director right now
18:09yeah
18:10at this point
18:11okay
18:11you gotta work your way up
18:12I'm gonna be the best assistant director
18:15you've ever seen in your life
18:18you're gonna be the only assistant director
18:20I've ever seen in my life
18:23you know what I think about this
18:25whoa
18:25oh come on
18:26I say we rewrite
18:29I don't want to be the bad man
18:30I'm the good guy
18:32well then why'd you dress in black you big dummy
18:35you gotta think about a hero side like
18:37you know what you need to think about
18:39going with the wind
18:40and you leave now
18:47you may go
18:47good way
18:56guys look this is an important scene
18:58uh this is our
18:59important scene
19:00this is gonna open the movie
19:03um
19:03we reopening
19:07scene one
19:08okay
19:09alright just give me one second
19:11um
19:11every great western has a cool mysterious first scene
19:15okay uh
19:16Godwin you know your lines right
19:18what lines
19:21there ain't but three kind of folks in this town
19:25the goblin
19:26the bad
19:27the ugly
19:29which one am I
19:30okay you're
19:31okay just
19:32just say the line
19:33alright
19:34usually the hero comes in riding a lone horse
19:37the whole town turns to look his way
19:40and then out of the shadows
19:41steps out the villain
19:43where's Cy
19:45where's Cy
19:46we need Cy
19:49Cy
19:52oh my gosh
19:54or in this case the village idiot
19:56Cy
19:58you know your lines
20:00so you guys will meet
20:02uh you'll slowly come across
20:03and you'll meet each other
20:05remember
20:06this gotta be gritty
20:07this is the opening
20:09this sets the tone for the whole
20:12film okay
20:12tone
20:13Cy do you understand
20:17now what are we doing
20:18we're filming a movie about Godwin
20:20hey
20:21keep thinking that fat boy
20:23it seems like it's all about you to me
20:25I don't care
20:26who I play
20:27what I do
20:28as long as there's cake at the end of it
20:31that's what makes me happy
20:33rolling
20:34three alpha take one mark
20:35three alpha take one mark
20:37alright cue Godwin
20:39action
20:40cue Godwin action
20:41come on
20:42come on
20:44walk a little faster
20:45I love the pacing of this horse
20:49slow pace
20:55cut
20:56we didn't cue Cy yet
20:58Cy we will yell for you
21:02earth to Cy
21:03we didn't say Cy
21:05I don't think he can hear
21:07he can't hear
21:08he can't hear
21:09he can't hear
21:09Cy can't hear
21:13where y'all want us to meet at
21:15this is why I don't work with amateurs
21:19amateurs
21:21well I've worked on a lot of movies number one
21:23and these two
21:24they're worse than Toto Bird
21:26reset we're gonna do it again
21:28what movies have you worked on
21:30you know
21:31face of our fathers
21:33you know that was about two kids
21:35that their dad got killed in Vietnam
21:37I was a comic relief in it
21:41evening sir
21:41could I enter you in a couple of bags of beef jerky
21:44hey this stuff is so good you'll punch your mama
21:47that's okay
21:48what about some iced tea for the road
21:50I say so myself I was a total hit
21:56I think that went great
21:58I think so yeah that was good
22:00good start
22:05today
22:06we're gonna have a little fun
22:08with a high degree of difficulty
22:12anybody can shoot a skeet
22:13they go in a straight line
22:14you just sit there long enough
22:15you'll figure it out
22:16but a golf ball
22:17hit by humans
22:19unpredictable
22:20because ducks are unpredictable
22:23they don't fly in straight lines
22:26when's the last time you hit a golf ball?
22:28about four years
22:31so
22:31the most dangerous part of this operation
22:34is him
22:35hooking one right into the back of your head
22:38so if that happens
22:39you lose
22:40so why'd you choose golf balls
22:44of all things to shoot?
22:45I'm killing two birds with one stone
22:49I'm training these yuppie boys
22:51and I'm practicing on my golf game
22:57you did
22:58oh
23:04bingo
23:06hitting your golf shots
23:08would be like shooting rabbits
23:11anytime you ready to go
23:12mono e mono
23:14I'm ready right now
23:16let's go
23:17bring your clubs
23:18let's go
23:27man
23:32oh
23:37oh he hit that one
23:38okay
23:40you're telling me there's a chance
23:44oh
23:45Christian's up on you two to nothing
23:50ping
23:51three
23:52all right
23:52all right
23:53Christian
23:53you got the victory
23:54in comfortable fashion
23:56I may add
23:57good thing we don't shoot golf balls
23:58that's all I gotta say
23:59exactly
24:00because you can't eat a golf ball
24:07okay everybody
24:09we're about to get in position
24:10for the saloon fight
24:14saloon fight everyone
24:17the bar scene fight
24:19is an integral part of any western
24:21it's where the hero can show
24:23that he can save the day
24:24and the girl
24:26and Godwin gets the girl
24:28wait no
24:29that's
24:29that's my wife
24:30okay
24:31Bella is gonna hit
24:33Willie
24:34Willie is gonna hit
24:36no
24:36actually
24:37I'm seeing
24:38Martin hit you
24:41then
24:42Bella hit
24:44Martin
24:44no
24:45if Martin hits me
24:47that takes me
24:48out of the scene
24:50John Luke remember
24:51you're the assistant
24:52to the assistant
24:54director
24:54okay
24:56I'm assistant to myself
24:57and assistant you
24:58yep
25:00okay
25:01let's go with
25:02Martin hits
25:04John Luke
25:04Bella hits
25:06Martin
25:06I hit
25:08Bella
25:08scene
25:09no
25:10Bella you're on the same team
25:12as Martin
25:12so
25:13you're a bad guy too
25:14Bella can hit Godwin
25:16and then scene
25:17I feel like y'all should have
25:18already decided this
25:19we got to get moving
25:20y'all gonna still have to edit
25:21this thing and it's tomorrow
25:22should we rewrite this
25:24or can we remember this
25:26it
25:26no
25:26we should rewrite it
25:28no
25:28definitely not rewrite
25:29this is too much of a fuss
25:32y'all are just overthinking
25:33all this
25:34I think we got it
25:35I think we got this
25:37we're just gonna remember it
25:38but
25:38yeah
25:38we're not gonna rehearse
25:40all right
25:40places
25:41places
25:41one shot guys
25:43size babe
25:45hey barkeep
25:45can I get another one
25:46what can I get for ya
25:49oh I'm not sure
25:50but
25:50this one seems to be broken
25:53oh
25:53ha ha ha ha
25:56oldest trick in the book
25:58hey
25:59I'm your huckleberry
26:00sweet tea
26:01sweet tea
26:02what does that even mean
26:03I don't know
26:04I didn't write this
26:08go for it
26:09fall
26:09fall
26:10fall
26:10fall
26:14hey sweet tea
26:16let me remind you
26:19hey
26:20oh
26:23why'd you do that
26:24I thought that's what we were doing
26:25no
26:26that was all part of the scene
26:28oh
26:29like a glass all in my mouth
26:31this is too much of a fuss
26:33I just want to paste the cake.
26:39All right, guys, this is a very important part of the movie.
26:41This is where we...
26:43Key part of the movie.
26:45This is where we see the co-hero.
26:47I've never heard of a co-hero.
26:49And sometimes a co-hero even is...
26:52I mean, in reality, he is the hero.
26:55Yeah, same with directors.
26:57All right, I feel like we should get going because I've got a heart out.
27:00Look, I don't want to compare myself to the great directors like Clint Eastwood, Quentin Tarantino.
27:05I mean, you could.
27:06It's probably fair.
27:08But really, all the best ones don't just direct the movie.
27:11They star him as well.
27:13Okay, let's get into positions.
27:15Positions.
27:16Corey, you'll take your mark.
27:18Rebecca, you're coming into scene.
27:20Where am I supposed to be?
27:21You're not in the scene.
27:22Maybe go...
27:23I'm not in the scene?
27:24Uh-uh.
27:25Bella, please remove yourself.
27:30It's not personal.
27:31It's movies.
27:32With my dad in the scene, it's my time to shine.
27:35Stepping up and directing.
27:37We're going to start with a French chicken shot.
27:40And then as you go, we'll move to an Italian stallion.
27:43Okay.
27:44I like that.
27:45All right, turn.
27:47Slowly.
27:47No, head and body.
27:49Turn your head first and then your body like a other way.
27:53Your left.
27:55My left.
27:56Nope, you were right.
27:57Your left.
27:58Turn body, turn head, and walk.
28:03Swagger.
28:05A little less swagger, maybe.
28:07Imagine you're a swan.
28:09Walking through the barnyard.
28:12Does this make me the full director?
28:14Yes.
28:15Would my dad agree?
28:16Maybe not.
28:17But who cares?
28:18Because I'm the director now.
28:19Rolling.
28:21Sound speed.
28:23Action.
28:24You hear that?
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:27There's a storm coming.
28:29Wait.
28:29Cut.
28:30Willie, it's just hear what.
28:31Oh, good grief.
28:33Oh, I ad-libbed that about a storm coming.
28:36I thought that was cool.
28:38Please don't ad-lib.
28:39This has to be my last one because I got to go, okay?
28:41And action.
28:44You hear that?
28:45What was the line?
28:46The line is, uh, hear what?
28:48That's the sound of destiny calling cowboy.
28:53I am destiny.
28:55I'm your daughter.
28:56And don't pull your gun out.
28:58Well, I thought it would look cool.
28:59Wait, cut.
29:00We're gonna have to start over.
29:01No, we cannot start over.
29:03I have to go.
29:04No, this is...
29:04Y'all can figure it out.
29:05This was fun, though.
29:06Loved it.
29:06This is destiny's child.
29:07This is awesome.
29:10Okay.
29:11We can figure this out.
29:18The hardest thing there is to do in the swamp,
29:21are you listening?
29:22Yes, sir, sir.
29:23Is to shoot out of a P-roll.
29:26So this is the culmination of everything you've learned.
29:30This is the pinnacle of being a duck man.
29:35Paddle out there 20 yards,
29:36and when we say go,
29:38you have 60 seconds to hit that target.
29:41Let's do it.
29:42May the best man win.
29:43I think they're trying to weed us out.
29:45But guess what?
29:46We're not quitting.
29:47I got that dog in me.
29:49A wiener dog?
29:51No, like a Great Dane hybrid with a German Shepherd.
29:55No, you're like a Shih Tzu.
29:57Go!
29:59What?
30:02You've got water dripping that up.
30:04It isn't working.
30:05Adapt and overcome.
30:08Life is difficult.
30:10Make it work.
30:12Do we, me, and you?
30:14I just conveniently forgot to get new CO2 cartridges.
30:19I just wanted to see what they would do.
30:24Okay.
30:25A little short.
30:27Oh!
30:28Christian, take it!
30:31Time!
30:36Now they're fighting.
30:38Yep.
30:39Uh-oh, getting close to Pisticuffs.
30:41Oh, he tied up now.
30:43Oh!
30:44What a finish!
30:45How about that?
30:48Woo!
30:49They may be imbeciles, morons, animalistic fruits, but they're not the worst duck men I've ever seen.
31:00I was actually impressed!
31:03I was actually impressed!
31:03You adapted.
31:04You kind of turned on each other a little bit.
31:06I'm not sure what that's about.
31:08But it was a good stress reliever.
31:10It was comical.
31:12You ready, Jay?
31:13Okay, I'm going.
31:17That's true.
31:20Yeah.
31:21Give me some love.
31:26We passed the test!
31:29Don't embarrass me.
31:40Who am I talking to?
31:42Them?
31:42Them?
31:44The final showdown is the most important scene in any Western.
31:47Didn't you say that about the last three scenes?
31:50Well, it's the most important scene of all the important scenes.
31:54It has to be perfection.
31:56Perfection.
31:59We may be outsmarted, outgunned, and outnumbered, but that ain't right.
32:07Cut!
32:07I'm flipping the script.
32:09Tell me, what are you doing?
32:13You gutshot me!
32:15Why am I done?
32:17I don't know.
32:18I'm the co-hero.
32:20Me and Si rewrote the script.
32:22Oh, crap.
32:23Well, well, well.
32:26Whoa.
32:28Hey, look, I'm the star, okay?
32:30And I am going to make this movie better, regardless of who's directing it.
32:36I done forgot the line.
32:37What's the line?
32:38Cut!
32:39Hey, look, I'm going to do whatever I want to do.
32:42I'm Si Robertson.
32:43Let me back up.
32:44I'm the big, bad boss man, baby.
32:52Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was over.
32:54I mean, I'm not even sure what this movie is.
32:56I really don't know what we're doing, but anytime I get paid to not be at that office, that's
33:01a good day, man.
33:02Really, it should be dead for all this.
33:03Yeah.
33:11Oh, yeah.
33:13I'm just glad I don't have to edit this mess.
33:16Yeah, who's doing that?
33:18You.
33:19Wait, what?
33:22Multitasking.
33:23Cut!
33:24Nice and round!
33:32Go, Rebecca!
33:3325 seconds, here he goes!
33:35Love you!
33:36Love you!
33:37Shoot.
33:38Good job!
33:39Give him some, ooh, good job.
33:42Yeah!
33:51Hey!
33:53Godwin!
33:54Nice and round, we got it!
33:57When you have worked at Duck Commander as long as Godwin, I mean, you got to have a retirement
34:01party.
34:02Fully semi-retirement party.
34:05Okay, it needs to be fun.
34:06It needs to be full of friends and games and all the things.
34:09Tons of food.
34:10Godwin likes his food.
34:12Johnny Godwin.
34:15Welcome, my friend.
34:16Yes, sir.
34:17Um, Godwin, did you see Si over there?
34:19Si came all dressed out for tonight.
34:21He's a cow man, not a cowboy.
34:25Moo, honey, moo.
34:27Do you have someone under that?
34:30No, I'm naked.
34:33I think they call that all-natural cow.
34:37Isn't it real?
34:38It was real at one point.
34:39Your uncle John really burnt it alive.
34:42It's a complex system.
34:46Ella, you want to try it?
34:47Oh, yeah.
34:49Go, Ella.
34:54Here we go.
34:54I'm going.
34:57Stay safe.
34:58Stay safe.
35:00Easy, girl.
35:01Easy.
35:04Boy, I think I pulled a groin on that bull ride.
35:07This is the saddest ride I've ever seen.
35:10Oh, no.
35:11Oh, my gosh.
35:11He's gonna die.
35:12He's gonna die.
35:13Oh, my gosh.
35:14There he goes.
35:16Yeah.
35:17Why'd he done it that easy?
35:19Because Uncle Si's old.
35:21Ooh.
35:23You got it, girl.
35:24Woo.
35:26Three.
35:28Honey and Haven both just did the mechanical bull.
35:31No way.
35:32Yes.
35:32Let me show you.
35:34Oh, my gosh.
35:35I wish I could be there.
35:37I know.
35:38We miss you.
35:38I miss you.
35:39I'm just so pregnant and it's so hot.
35:42I know.
35:43It's really hot.
35:44Isn't it good?
35:45It turned out great.
35:46Yay!
35:47You did it.
35:48Yes, you did.
35:49I'm so glad that it's good because I'm actually really nervous about the grand finale.
35:55Oh!
35:57How's the movie?
35:58Do we feel good about it?
36:00It's perfect.
36:01Perfect?
36:02There we go.
36:03I cannot wait.
36:05This will be my best creation ever.
36:08I thought that was your best creation.
36:10Well, I mean, not counting y'all.
36:12All right.
36:12I'll tell Mom we're ready to watch.
36:14Okay.
36:15Yeah.
36:15Yeah, I think we're ready.
36:16Woo!
36:19All right.
36:20Thanks again for being here.
36:22We are ready for dinner.
36:23So we're about to open the barn doors, but Willie's going to lead us in a prayer first.
36:27Father, we're so thankful to be in your presence.
36:30Thank you for John Godwin and all the years that he's been with us.
36:33Thank you for our family.
36:34Thank you for our faith.
36:36Amen.
36:37Amen.
36:37Let's eat.
36:38I think all directors get a little nervous on premiere night.
36:41And assistant directors.
36:43Yeah, it's just that when you put a lot of effort into something.
36:46And editors.
36:47Yeah.
36:49And talent coordinators slash stunt doubles.
36:51Okay.
36:52All right.
36:52We got it.
36:53Where's that director at?
36:54Tell him to get his head out of his rear end and let's watch the movie.
36:58Okay, guys.
36:59This is a very special night.
37:01We would like to have none other than Mr. John Godwin come up to the stage.
37:06Woo!
37:08John, you've been a great employee, a great friend.
37:11And we just want to thank you and we want to commemorate this with a little something.
37:17It says 25 years of service presented to Johnny Godwin.
37:23Forever part of our flock.
37:26What?
37:27It's a mild typo.
37:28Forever?
37:28It's supposed to be part.
37:30Oh.
37:30Forever part.
37:31Forever part of our flock.
37:33So thank you.
37:35Johnny Godwin.
37:36Now, John, we went back and forth on what to get you.
37:41But we thought, what about your very own western movie?
37:47And he loved that idea.
37:50So you are all going to get a little sneak peek at the Godwin, the bad, and the ugly.
37:58It could go one of two ways.
38:00It could be hilarious and everyone love it.
38:02All right, here we go.
38:03Or it could truly be the most embarrassing thing that I've ever been a part of.
38:15All right, here we go.
38:21Is that a lot?
38:23Oh.
38:24Yeah.
38:25Yeah.
38:25I love it.
38:26Yeah.
38:35In a town too small for anyone to share.
38:39Ain't but three kind of folk in this town.
38:41The Godwin, the bad, and the ugly.
38:45Two out of three ain't bad, woman.
38:49Only the hairiest and the scariest will survive.
38:55Your days are numbered, Pilgrim.
38:57Hey, it's a good thing you can't count.
38:59Cause that makes it your lucky day.
39:03By the way, where's the bathroom around this joint?
39:06It's in there.
39:07I gotta go take a lick.
39:08All right.
39:12A place where justice was scarce.
39:15You hear that?
39:16That's the sound of destiny calling cowboy.
39:19Who's destiny?
39:20I am destiny.
39:22I'm your daughter.
39:24And mercy was even scarcer.
39:26I'm your huckleberry, sweet tea.
39:29What does that even mean?
39:31Hey, barkeep, can I get another one?
39:33This one seems to be broken.
39:35Ah!
39:36Hey.
39:38Y'all are all crazy.
39:41And this whole thing sucks to high heaven.
39:45Oh!
39:46Well, when in Monroe.
39:49This beer is empty.
39:51I'm out of here.
39:53A time of heroes.
39:56Jelly, what are you doing?
39:57It's a double cross.
39:58Hey, what?
40:01Ah!
40:09Hold your horses.
40:11It's a double double cross.
40:17You got double double cross, son.
40:19Oh, heck no, you traitor.
40:29A time of villains.
40:31Well, well, well.
40:32When they said brains, you thought they said beans, and you went and got yourself a plate.
40:38It's time for you to make your maker.
40:40A time.
40:41Of the Godwin.
40:43The bad.
40:44And the ugly.
40:46Say, Wayne.
40:46Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
40:54Wähw-waw-waw-woo-waw.
40:54Six p.m.
41:04Wow.
41:06You're awesome.
41:09You're awesome.
41:10Reviews are in.
41:11I mean, it's a hit.
41:14That was awesome.
41:15I know.
41:16That was really fun.
41:18Good job, director.
41:19You pulled it off.
41:20Tell you what, that wasn't half bad, John Luke.
41:23Or should I say, Mr. Assistant Director?
41:26Co-director?
41:29I made my cake.
41:30This party's pretty great, but I don't know what all the fuss is.
41:34People see me retire every day.
41:37Dad, maybe less crazy eyes.
41:40They had crazy eyes back in the old west.
41:42You know, they say if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.
41:50And that may be true, but if you love who you work with, now that's something that's truly special.
41:56Godwin, get in here.
41:58Three, two, one.
42:01They make the tough days easier and the good days even better.
42:05I'm gonna miss you, old buddy.
42:06I'm gonna miss you.
42:07What do you think?
42:07Hey.
42:09I ain't gonna miss you that much.
42:10I ain't gonna take you fishing.
42:14Touche!
42:15When I retired, I didn't get nothing.
42:17You got me in a cow costume.
42:19I win.
42:21I don't know how you can figure that.
42:23Duck Commander will never be the same without old Johnny Godwin.
42:29Thank y'all.
42:30Woo-hoo!
42:31I'm gone.
42:32Yeah!
42:33Woo-hoo!
42:34Woo-hoo!
42:35Don't tell nobody, but I don't even like westerns.
42:39But I do like cake.
42:40He's riding off into the sunset.
42:43But I'm sure he's gonna live happily ever after.
42:47He gone!
42:48He gone!
42:48He gone!
42:48He gone!
42:49He gone!
42:49That's a man's man right there.
42:51I wanna keep Zhang...
42:52He went!
42:52I'll be back withha'
42:52Whoo-hoo!
42:53Soo-hoo!
42:54Thank you very much wichtiger.
42:54Be sure, as have you got together.
42:54Keep losing results.
42:54Rebecca, your life, you need to stay away.
42:54Your life rope is made less effort.
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