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00:28Megumin
00:37Do well
00:38Good morning everyone
00:42Something about Union seems strange these days
00:45Lately even more monsters have been lurking around the village. They are believed to be minions of the Dark God
00:51as such
00:52We can no longer treat this as a minor nuisance
00:58So impromptu though, it may be the plan is to gather enough villages to refresh the Dark God's seal
01:03The ritual will go on from tomorrow evening until the morning after
01:08With that out of the way, it's now time to go over the results of your tests as usual our
01:13top three scores will get these skill up potions
01:17third nerimaki
01:22I
01:23Four points until I could realize my lifelong dream and finally learn explosion magic
01:28Second out away, huh?
01:31First place Megumin well done girls
01:36First period is going to be equipment crafting everybody head to the home economics room
01:55Okay, what's the matter with you? I can't believe that you didn't make it into the top three if I'm
02:01remembering things correctly
02:02You only need three points to learn advanced magic, and I'm sure you know I need four
02:06Are you good with that? You totally blew the lead that would have given you the chance to graduate before
02:11I do look what you missed out on
02:13I don't want to compete I don't want to compete not today
02:19I see
02:26Yep something is definitely off about union
02:46You
02:48Yeah
02:49Oh
02:50Oh
02:53Oh
02:55Okay
02:57Oh
03:00Oh
03:04Oh
03:05Oh
03:06Oh
03:06Oh
03:06Oh
03:08Oh
03:10Oh
03:10Oh
03:40I'll be here for my life
03:42I'll be here for my long time
03:44I'll be here for my best dreams
03:47I'll be here for my life
03:51Stay free!
04:10Actually, he and I met yesterday to be more specific
04:12He was friendly and so hot
04:15And he said he's looking for a skilled mage to help him defeat the Devil King
04:19If someone's being lauded as a hero, I'm sure they must be an exceptional example of a human being
04:24The type of person whose exploits would earn them a place in myths and legends
04:28I swear, one day, I'm going to be the kind of mage that a hero candidate would absolutely beg to
04:34join their party
04:34A group that can overcome any threat they face
04:37Who would never resort to cowardly tricks or cheap chicanery
04:40Meeting every challenge head-on
04:42And with my magic, I will obliterate the Devil King's generals or anyone else who stands in our way
04:48As my name echoes across the entire world!
04:56And once the Devil King is finally slain
04:58I will ascend to my throne and reign supreme as the new Devil King Megalmean
05:04Hehehehehe
05:08Kakumin! Kakumin!
05:09Kakumin!
05:10You suddenly started to cackle maniacally
05:13Are you okay?
05:15I was thinking about something important and lost track of where I was
05:18Do you need something?
05:20Well, I was kinda hoping we could talk on the way home
05:36Hey Megumin, I've been wondering lately, what do you think it truly means to be friends
05:43with someone?
05:47Yunyun, I always knew you had a few issues, but I assumed you at least knew what the word
05:52friends meant.
05:52I do though, of course I know that. You go shopping together and you have fun together.
05:58Wait, that isn't what I wanted to talk to you about. For instance, you always try to
06:04sponge off of me and take my lunches, right? But you've never tried to take money from
06:07me.
06:08Well of course I haven't. I realize there are some lines that should never be crossed, and
06:13I couldn't bear it if you started making physical demands in exchange for money.
06:16Hey, I wouldn't do that. But anyway, that's honestly what I expected to hear. Although
06:22Oh, Funifura...
06:23Did she try to swindle some cash out of you?
06:26No, no! It's not anything like that! It's just...
06:31That's basically it. Funifura's cute little brother's sick and it's pretty serious. Tell her.
06:38It's true, and we don't have much. We need to get him medicine, but... we can't.
06:45I think since we're her friends, we should do something to help out her family. Like maybe
06:49we can try and raise some money for the medicine. I'm sure you want to help out too, don't you,
06:54Yunyun? After all, this is what friends are for, right?
06:57There's something about simply handing over money that just feels cold and impersonal to
07:02me. I'm not sure how to handle this. What do you think, Megumin?
07:06Given that I never have any money on me, this is a tricky puzzle to wrap my mind around.
07:11I'd find a different way to contribute.
07:14What would you do?
07:15That's easy. I procure masks and invite my friend to raid the local apothecary together.
07:21I think loaning them the money would be a less problematic choice.
07:26A friend doesn't offer charity and walk away from the problem. They endure all of life's
07:30trials and tribulations.
07:32So you're saying if your friend found out you were really hungry, instead of sharing their
07:36food, you would prefer that they starve and suffer with you?
07:39You completely missed the point. However, if a friend was really in grave need and I was
07:44able to help them, loaning them some money wouldn't be out of the question. Granted, I am in
07:49perpetual grave need myself.
07:51Trying to make sure you subtly get that across, huh? But I get what you mean. Thank you.
08:00It's fine.
08:04Hey, Megumin! Union!
08:06Hmm?
08:07Oh. If it isn't Bukurori, the guy who's still crying over getting rejected by Soketo.
08:13Please don't shush her. Watching you avoid the subject is worse somehow.
08:18Besides, I never told her how I felt, so I didn't get rejected!
08:21That's optimistic.
08:23The world is waiting for my awakening anyway. No need to be wasting my time on simple romance.
08:28You mean the thing about the Dark God's minions?
08:30Yep.
08:31At this point, wouldn't it be easier to break the seal? Then we could just have the whole
08:35village work together to slay it.
08:37Someone did bring up that idea. A lot of our ancestors went through all the trouble of nabbing
08:42a Dark God from another region and transplanting it here before sealing it away, so no one was
08:46ready to waste it.
08:47Wait. Why would they do all that?
08:49Huh?
08:50What do you mean?
08:51Because a village with a slumbering Dark God beneath it is so cool!
08:54That should be obvious!
08:55Huh?
08:56There's other great stuff too! Like ancient weapons with enough power to destroy the world,
09:00and the Goddess of Vengeance and Domination whose name was lost to history! Lots of legendary
09:05junk!
09:05Even though they cause all sorts of trouble, I must admit forbidden weapons are one of my
09:10favorite fascinations.
09:11Aren't they great?
09:12Uh, you think so? Cause it just seems like...
09:18You don't get it.
09:28Comeko, I'm heading out now.
09:30Have a great day!
09:31Be a good girl and watch the house while I'm gone, alright?
09:34Kay!
09:55You're the best, Yunyun. I promise to pay you back as soon as I can.
10:00Oh, that's fine. I mean, we're friends, aren't we?
10:03Oh, class is about to start.
10:05You go on ahead and we'll catch up.
10:07Oh, okay.
10:13This is starting to weigh on my conscience.
10:15Yeah, tell me about it.
10:18Then why ask for money in the first place?
10:22Megumin, how long have you been there?
10:24How much did you hear?
10:25You're extorting Yunyun to submit to your pathetic demands.
10:28And if she doesn't comply, you'll expose her dangerous secrets.
10:31We didn't even say that!
10:33All that's going on is my little brother is sick and we can't afford to get him his medicine.
10:38It's nothing sinister, just some fundraising.
10:40If that's really all that's going on, why didn't you ask for my help too?
10:44What's wrong?
10:45Is it so surprising that I would be willing to help people who are in need?
10:49Uh, no, it's just, you know, aren't you like super duper poor?
10:53I guess borrowing money from you feels kind of wrong somehow.
10:57You're dead!
10:59Okay, fine!
11:00Do you have money to loan me then?
11:03No, obviously I don't.
11:04Who do you think you're talking to?
11:06Really?
11:08You just need to get the medicine, right?
11:11Do you have something in mind?
11:15A task of this kind is nothing for the Crimson Demon's foremost prodigy.
11:21Okay, listen up.
11:23It's time to start magical item crafting class.
11:26You're free to improvise on the ingredients, but I want to see some potions.
11:37Behold the craftsmanship of my sorcery!
11:44You have an interesting technique.
11:47May I help?
11:48You're already finished, Ottaway?
11:50I am.
11:51Then sure, join me.
12:01You can't do this!
12:02Would you please let go of me?
12:04But that Duxian is just too cute.
12:06It doesn't matter how cute it is, it's still a monster.
12:09Do you realize how many harmless looking monsters are actually really dangerous?
12:14Yeah, I know that, but stillโฆ
12:17Please calm yourself.
12:18All we're really after is the onion on its back.
12:21Does that make you feel any better?
12:24Onions have excellent healing properties.
12:26And the ones from Duxians are very well known to be of the finest quality.
12:36Honestly, just what kind of person do you think I am?
12:40Even I can appreciate how precious it is.
12:43I guess I misunderstood.
12:45I'm sorry, it's justโฆ
12:47Duxians are extremely rare monsters that offer a whole lot of experience when you slay them.
12:51Not to mention how prized they are in gourmet cuisine.
12:55Oh!
12:57Ah!
12:59Ah!
13:00Ah!
13:01Megumin you're such a jerk!
13:08Now what do you want, Duxian Slayer?
13:11Call me that again and I'll be more than happy to show you what else I can slay.
13:15Come on, Yunyun was sulking all day after that stunt you pulled.
13:19The whole reason I did this was for you anyway.
13:22Huh?
13:23A handmade potion for treating illness.
13:27Go on.
13:28Take it.
13:32This means you won't be needing the money Yunyun lent to you anymore, right?
13:35Wait, let's not be so hasty!
13:37There's no guarantee that this will work!
13:39I really don't care.
13:40And frankly, I don't care whether or not you told the truth about your little brother being sick either.
13:44We wouldn't lie about that.
13:46What I do care about is your exploitation of a lonely girl's conscience when all she wants is to be
13:52your friend.
13:53Her intelligence is second only to my own. She is fully aware of your dishonesty.
13:59No need to get mad for real. You're scary.
14:02It's fine. You can have the money back.
14:07Alright, please don't take advantage of her good nature and naivete ever again.
14:12You must really like Yunyun to go to all this trouble.
14:15It seems you misunderstand my position. It's common knowledge that Yunyun and I have never been friends.
14:21Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.
14:22Level with us. If you're so desperate not to be seen as friends, then what's the deal exactly?
14:28How do I put this? I guess I'd describe it as a rivalry?
14:31No kidding. From the outside looking in, it seems like you two are into each other.
14:36Uh, Megumin, your eyes are doing that glowing thing again.
14:39Crimson Demons having a towel that shows our true feelings can be so annoying, huh?
14:44Why don't we leave it at that for today?
14:46Try not to let all that power of yours go to your head, alright?
14:53What?! Come on! That was a super cool conversation, Ender!
14:56Doxian!
15:00Huh?
15:02Huh?
15:07Where'd you go? You left Inkyo alone.
15:13Isn't that my...
15:15Wait, that potion?
15:17You didn't let those two have it just so they would give you...
15:20Why would a pragmatist like myself engage in such obvious philanthropy?
15:24Seriously, think about it.
15:26When you put it that way, I can't really argue with you.
15:36Uh, Megumin, I was waiting for you! Don't just leave without me!
15:42I'll treat you to something to show my things.
15:51I know this was my treat. I mean, I realized that, but...
15:55Slide!
15:57I am called Torosuke, foremost pancake chef among crimson demons, and one who'll open a franchise with 500 locations!
16:05You have quite an appetite. It brings my heart such joy! Merci to you, young lady!
16:10It's more that, one should get their fill when they have the opportunity.
16:18Do you think maybe we could take a little break?
16:24All I need is one more skill up potion, and I'll be ready to graduate.
16:28Huh? I thought yesterday's potion left you with three points to go, which meant you and I were neck and
16:33neck now.
16:34Wait! The Doxian is mourning!
16:36Whose sacrifice earned me another level, and of course, two shiny new skill points!
16:41No, it can't be!
16:43I was hoping we would graduate together.
16:46That's why I went through the trouble of matching all of yours.
16:50Are you saying you were adjusting your points so we could graduate together?
16:54Does that mean you intentionally didn't score in the top three on the test?
16:58How in the world could you be so stupid?
17:01If you wanted to graduate together so badly, why didn't you just learn some magic to use up the extra
17:05skill points?
17:06You were so dead set on learning advanced magic before I did, but you could never admit what you really
17:11wanted!
17:12How socially awkward do you have to be to pull a stunt like this?
17:15Alright, that's enough!
17:16You were always so smug about being better than me! What would you have done if I suddenly passed you
17:20off?!
17:20What?! You think you surpassed me?!
17:23You haven't! Not by a long shot!
17:25Let me make something crystal clear.
17:27I've had enough points to learn advanced magic for a long time now, but I have no intention of doing
17:32that at all!
17:33I am going to learn a far more powerful, surefire form of magic!
17:40What kind of magic are you talking about?
17:43Do you mean explosion magic?
17:45Of course!
17:46You were serious about that?
17:47So what if I was?
17:49And you're the one calling me stupid?
17:51Even if you're able to learn it, having enough magical power to cast it is rare!
17:55And when someone does have enough, the most they can manage is one spell a day!
17:58They say genius and madness are closely related, but are you really that crazy?!
18:03If you try and insult me again, don't expect the same mercy I usually afford you!
18:07Believe me, I've calculated all of the risks!
18:10I know more about explosion magic than anyone you've ever met!
18:13And yet, I still persist!
18:15Why is that?
18:17Simple, cause I love it!
18:19You know, I think you're crazy without being a genius!
18:22That's it! I warned you!
18:31I did it!
18:32I beat Mekumin for the first time!
18:35Well, it's not like I was taking this seriously.
18:38My power is weakened because the moon is waning.
18:40You're not actually a demon!
18:42Would you just admit that you lost for once?
18:46Fine, I lose.
18:47Now would you please get off of me?
18:53Although, considering how stuffed I was, it makes sense that I could only use half of my strength.
18:59No fair making excuses after I let you up!
19:04Come on.
19:05Are you that obsessed with learning how to do explosion magic just because you like it?
19:11Something tells me there's more to it than that.
19:15Alright, if you really must know.
19:17When I was younger, I was attacked by a magic beast.
19:21Rest.
19:22Cloaked by the smoke of supremacy.
19:26Explosion!
19:27A mage who happened to be passing by saw what was going on and vanquished the beast.
19:32With explosion magic.
19:34And the destruction it caused.
19:36The overwhelming violence.
19:38The undeniable power.
19:39It took my breath away.
19:41I knew that I witnessed the ultimate magic.
19:44From that moment onward, I haven't had an interest in any other form.
19:50When I finally learn it, I'll seek that mage out and ask her one question.
19:55You taught me about explosion magic, so what do you think of your handiwork?
19:59Huh?
20:03Anyway, I'm sure you must be glad to have won once before I go on my journey.
20:08Are you gonna leave after you graduate?
20:10Yup.
20:11Is there anyone that you'd like to travel with?
20:14I mean, your magic power will probably be enough to use explosion magic, but you'd be totally helpless afterwards.
20:20Someone needs to look after you.
20:22No one wants to help me. That's one thing you and I have in common.
20:25Why do you sound so proud of that?
20:27Besides, it's not as though you're going right away, are you?
20:30No.
20:31I can't leave my sister unaccounted for, so I'll be working around the village for a little while.
20:35What about you, Yunyun?
20:37Huh?
20:38Well, I guess, considering that I am going to be chief one day, I want to try and learn as
20:43much as I can before that happens.
20:46I still might need your help from time to time now, but one day... hopefully...
20:56I want to have enough strength to help the helpless like that Duxian.
21:01Wait, why is there a Duxian out here?
21:09Megumin found the main course for dinner tonight.
21:14You are such a dark, you robot!
21:28Megumin!
21:29Wait, weren't they supposed to seal up the Dark God again?
21:33Quick, come with me!
21:38Megumin!
21:44Megumin!
21:52Megumin!
21:56I got a look.
21:57Megumin!
21:57Do you think you just a little girl would be in the house?
22:04Megumin!
22:04I don't know.
22:35You can dance, you can dance,ๅ
ใซใฏใพใ ใใชใ็ด ๆดใใใๆฅใ
ใใใฃใฆ
22:44You can
22:45dance, you
22:46can dance,ๅ
ใซใฏ็ฌ้กใใๆฎใใชใไธ็
22:54You can dance, you can dance Oh,
22:59you can
23:00dance, you can
23:00dance
23:04You can dance, you can dance,ๅ
ใซใฏ
23:08Oh,
23:09you can dance, you can dance You can
23:14dance, you can dance
23:31I'm more worried about Komiko
23:32What'll happen to my sister?
23:34Wait, I've got it!
23:35This whole mystery has been cracked wide open
23:37Next time we'll be at your family reunion with an
23:40Explosion
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