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00:00You
00:18Everything in this world can be explained by science
00:24Our society is infatuated by things like ghosts and paranormal phenomena
00:28But such stupid stuff couldn't possibly be real. They can't exist
00:36Which is why I refuse to believe in spirits
00:58Why?
01:00Just f'zakeใฃใฆใฟใใใใฃใจ
01:03f'zake่ฟใใฆใใNo no
01:08noๅฑ
ๅฟๅฐ่กใฃใใใใใใใชใWhy?
01:27ๅซใชใใจใใฃใใฃใฆใใๅฟใใกใใใใ ใใคใ ใฃใฆใใใใใใใใใพใใใ24ๆ้ไธ็ทใงใๅ้กใชใใพใใงไบๅญใ่ฆชๅญใใใญใตใคใขใณใใใใใญใใใๅฟ
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01:48ๅงๅฉใใกใใฃใใจใใใใชใใธใใใ ใจใใใฒใจใใงใใใใใใชใจใใใตใจๆฐใฅใใฐ่ฟใใซใใใทใใฏใขใญใจใใชใใงใ ใใใฐใซใใใใใ ใๅใจไธ็ทใ ใๆ่จ100ๅ้ๆฅฝใใใใ ๆฅฝใใใใใใ ใใใๆญฃๆๅ
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02:11ไฝใชใฎใใคใใคใทใณใฏใญใใคใๅคง้จใใฌใฉใชใณใญใณใใ่ฟทๆไปไฝๆๆๅใ่ธใ่ฒ ใๅใใใชใใๆใฉใใ ใใไปฅไธใชใใฆ่จใใๆ้ซใใใใ ใใใฆใๅ้ไธๅ ดๅๆ
ใใธใใธใซใคใใฃใณใใฃใใฃใฉใใฃใฉใใฃใใฃใผใณ
02:26ใ่ฆ่ดใใใใจใใใใใพใใ
03:11ๆฒๅใฎๆฒๅใฏๆฒๅใฎๆฒๅใฏ
03:13Well, that's something. Maybe lay off the horror movies, and, uh, go away!
03:22I never expected that this paranormal professional would just shoot me down like that.
03:26Then again, I guess I didn't double-check if he actually did believe in spirits.
03:30But whatever. I can't let this trip be for nothing.
03:33I'm not gonna leave without giving it my best shot!
03:37I can feel something sinister trying to choke the life out of me right now!
03:52I'm sorry.
03:55He wasn't fooled at all!
03:56Of course he wasn't!
03:58I'll have to commit to my performance if I'm gonna have any chance of convincing an expert!
04:02I've really gotta sell this!
04:04If I want him to buy it, I have to take it to the limit!
04:22Stop! Whatever you're doing!
04:28What is the matter with you?
04:30You're going off the rails!
04:36Not...not funny!
04:39Cut it off!
04:49Chugga-chugga!
04:51Chugga-chugga!
04:53Chugga-chugga!
04:55Chugga-chugga!
04:56Chugga-chugga!
04:57Chugga-chugga!
04:58Chugga-chugga!
04:58Chugga-chugga!
04:58Damn you!
04:58I cannot allow this!
05:00How dare you defile my tip-ball!
05:08When I grow up, I want to become a brilliant scientist!
05:15Oh crap... I went a little overboard...
05:18I believe that everything on this planet can be explained by science...
05:22And one day, I hope to spread knowledge and understanding throughout the world.
05:26When that day comes, I have but one piece of wisdom.
05:29Are you okay, sir?
05:32Relief!
05:33Get out of my temple, you demon!
05:36That is, there's a demon inside all of us, you see?
05:54Gotcha!
05:55Hey!
05:55Hold up!
05:57Long time no see, Mihoshi.
05:59Yeah?
05:59Well, same to you.
06:06The last time we saw each other, you weren't even in middle school yet, were you?
06:10That's because you stopped coming to the dojo forever ago.
06:13Yeah, well, I just don't really have any motivation to keep up with my training.
06:17Like, ever.
06:18You never trained, but you still won the national championship?
06:21You stupid, lazy prodigy!
06:25Heading to the dojo?
06:26Yeah, since I'm done with all my school stuff for today.
06:29You wanna come with me?
06:31Hmm...
06:31I feel like I actually get worse the more I practice, so I think I'm gonna have to pass.
06:36Are you kidding me?
06:37You frustratingly talented moron!
06:41How skilled she is isn't what bothers me.
06:44I just can't stand that she got so good without training as hard as the rest of us.
06:48I heard that during her first year of middle school, she was able to score a point against one of
06:53the instructors, almost like it was nothing!
06:56I'm in middle school now, and I'm not even close to that level!
07:00I go to the dojo every day to try and improve, even on the weekends!
07:04My instructor told me that my hard work will pay off, and that's what I wanna believe!
07:08Oh, look, it's a kitty cat!
07:11Huh?
07:12Hey, little guy, you sleeping?
07:14Hmm...
07:15Being around her is so infuriating!
07:17I can't stand it!
07:19Oh, you're just the cutest!
07:21If only I could land a single blow, just one strike.
07:25This might be the only way for me right now.
07:28But maybe someday, I could land one in a real match!
07:31Against her, and even the instructors!
07:35Then we'll see who the pronity is!
07:40I'm so sorry!
07:42Huh?
07:43Instructor?
07:44Instructor?!
08:05I'm freezing...
08:10Okay, it's your time to shine.
08:12My father wants me to follow in his footsteps so badly!
08:16Hold on to this balloon!
08:17Give it to a kid if one passes by!
08:19But he can't make me do it!
08:21So I'm gonna find a way out!
08:28This is humiliating!
08:30And...
08:31This thing doesn't even float!
08:54I'm gonna get a moment!
08:55And I can't find a place to get a good ending!
09:02Yeah!
09:03And I can't wait!
09:03And I can't wait!
09:05He's gonna know you!
09:06So you won't be a good place!
09:07You're too late!
09:09And I can't wait!
09:10This is not a good place!
09:12new colored pencils, and some cake erasers, and, um, some, uh...
09:17Wow! If you're asking for all that, then...
09:19I'll come up with the stuff I want.
09:22Like two dozen more eggs, a gallon of 2% milk,
09:26and maybe an Yvonne believe-in group!
09:27I asked for a bunch of stuff fresh,
09:29and there's no room for Santa to carry any more presents
09:31to you when they get one!
09:36Really?
09:37Wait, don't cry. Maybe you can have more than one present.
09:40I think you can ask for a little bit of a lot of stuff if you wanna.
09:46You wanna borrow my Santa hat?
09:49Can we take off Santa?
09:58Ho-ho-ho!
10:00Oh, wow, it's Santa!
10:02Merry Christmas!
10:31I'm not gonna be part of this embarrassment anymore!
10:34Time for the mask to come off!
10:36Ow!
10:39Trying to escape, Sumiyoshi?
10:41Father?
10:41I took some precautions with that headpiece this time around.
10:45Precautions?
10:46That mask not coming off of your head.
10:50Because it's glued on!
10:53What?
11:08Hot!
11:10Dang it!
11:11I just bought that meat bun!
11:12And I didn't even get to take a bite out of it yet!
11:15Just look on the bright side!
11:16If that meat bun was actually filled with poison,
11:18you might have gotten sick or died or something!
11:20So you dodged a bullet!
11:22Whatever!
11:23I wanted to eat that snack and now I can't!
11:25And that sucks!
11:26Don't sweat the negatives!
11:27If you try to think positively,
11:28then good luck will come your way for sure!
11:30Everything is gonna work out!
11:32Trust me!
11:36What's got you in such a chipper mood all of a sudden?
11:39Well, you see,
11:39I just realized that no matter how bad things might seem,
11:42there's always a bright side!
11:44For example,
11:45you can peel off the dirty bottom and then your bun's fine!
11:47What happened to it being poisoned?
11:50Uh...
11:51No...
11:52See, Susan,
11:53why can't we run it like that in a little piece?
11:55Ow!
11:56Ow!
11:56Whoa!
11:57And it's safe!
11:59Woo!
11:59You see that?
12:00If that's not the power of positivity,
12:02then what is?
12:03You can't make this stuff up!
12:05I think my meat bun would say otherwise.
12:07Aw, Tira!
12:08Remember to look on the bright side!
12:09If you actually did eat that poisonous meat bun,
12:12you'd be a goner!
12:13That's your only hypothetical?
12:16Ugh...
12:16Even if I peel the bottom off at this point,
12:18your popsicle contaminated the top of it with your spit!
12:21Don't say that!
12:22Remember positivity!
12:24Oh no!
12:25It looks like the bun is still hot enough
12:26to melt your popsicle a little bit.
12:29Oh...
12:29If I just pretended it was poison,
12:31then everything's fine!
12:32But you already ate some of it.
12:35What's wrong?
12:38So much for positivity bringing good luck!
12:41No!
12:42This is a sign telling me that I would've gotten a stomach ache
12:44if I ate another popsicle!
12:46Wow!
12:46You sure are sticking to your guns
12:48despite all the crappy luck!
12:49And look closely!
12:51This would've been completely done for
12:52if it was soft ice cream or something,
12:54but since it's made out of solid ice,
12:56I might still be able to clean it off!
12:57Good as new!
12:58Bright side!
12:59You're still gonna eat that?
13:07Wait!
13:08Wait!
13:11What?
13:27No!
13:31No!
13:35so how bad is it your butt is totally soaked
13:43anyway what about the bright side
13:45screw it I give up
14:03except the fact that you're meant to carry on my legacy I'll continue to glue
14:07things to you until that reality sticks
14:16father you can take
14:19what your time you could
14:22it can't be
14:37Nisato what are your goals and plans for the future
14:40uh right now I'm still deciding if I want to go to college or become a
14:45professional chef
14:46really a chef huh
14:52and uh I might kind of sort of possibly maybe marry that goat guy
14:58let's not get carried away now
15:04tie it around here
15:07and good to go
15:08I'm home
15:10hey Nano I was about to take Sakamoto for a walk
15:13some friends of mine wanted to come over to study later today
15:16is that all right fine by me
15:18as long as I get to play with you guys when I get back
15:21okay then I'm off now
15:26hey get this off of me right now
15:28you're gonna jump me to death if you keep dragging me around like that
15:34all right fine I'll give you anything you want if you let me go
15:37so what do you want
15:38a shark
15:39are you freaking kidding me
15:40walking alone and crying tears
15:44I'm the one who was legit crying
15:45so if you please just untie me I promise I'll get you a shark
15:48hear me I'll do it
15:49I'm dying here
15:51huh
15:52oh
16:00everyone knows dogs can bite at any moment
16:02isn't that right kitty
16:04dogs bite whenever they feel like it huh
16:06what uh what are you freaking talking about
16:08it's just a couple of dogs there's nothing to be afraid of
16:10at least she's on so it's fine
16:16we gotta get out of here kid
16:18okay run
16:22kokamoto he's been trapped
16:23don't give up that's just what they want you to do
16:25we can tell their owner to call them off and put their leashes back on
16:30crap we're so dead
16:32come on we have to think of something
16:34anything at all or else it'll be over
16:36or maybe it's already over
16:37it is isn't it we're done we're dead
16:40we're out
16:40I found a gummy in my blanket
16:42that's great you can use that to distract them while we get away
16:50I know why don't you make an invention that'll get us out of here
16:52oh yeah that's a great idea
16:55but hang on
16:56what
16:56I don't have my till to make inventions
16:58oh damn it
17:01I give up
17:02file me grill me do whatever you want as long as it's quick
17:05boil me
17:07grill me
17:09whatever you want
17:12food
17:13but I don't want to be food cause then I'll be eaten
17:16I don't want to be eaten cause then I can't eat anymore
17:19huh
17:22huh
17:23hakisei
17:24what are you up to
17:25are you lost
17:26yuko
17:27whoa
17:27so you're the hakisei I've heard so much about
17:30hey you brought sakamoto
17:31I'ma give him some pets k
17:33hang on yuko
17:34help us with the dogs
17:36oh he's even fluffier than I imagined
17:38I want to pet him after you're done
17:39I'm not messing with them
17:41we have to stop these blood thirsty dogs
17:42wait a sec
17:43one of the dogs bit you and you want to get it back
17:45no but it looks like it's gonna bite me
17:46I can tell
17:48I guess that explains why you're a cat person
17:50am I right
17:51no you're not
17:52dogs are biting
17:53I know they are
17:54oh but just look at them
17:56there's no way they would hurt anyone
17:57they will chew
17:58no they won't
17:59they will
18:00if they chew
18:01I'll have gum
18:02come on
18:06I'll show you
18:08alright shake
18:28look like that hurt
18:29are you okay
18:32they won't bite as long as you keep your distance from them
18:35so don't worry about it
18:36I told her
18:37but you go still
18:38it's fine
18:39that guy's stuff always happens to her
18:41if you say so
18:43come on then
18:44let's grab yuko and head back to your place to see nano
18:47wait
18:48you know nano
18:49of course
18:54you knowํธ
18:56you know
18:57oh
19:16like
19:18that and
19:22Where the heck do you go?
19:24Don't you know you need to keep those beasts on a leash?
19:30Did you play with them?
19:31Don't be ridiculous!
19:32They were going to kill them in a death!
19:42Here you go.
19:44Shush, Choco!
19:45Thank you very much, nice lady.
19:48Well, I got some chocolate and we saw some puppies.
19:51I'd say that was a nice walk.
19:53Yeah, right.
19:53I saw you practically pee your lab coat back there.
19:56Now that that's over, can you take this rope off?
19:58I have my snack now, so sure.
20:04What's wrong?
20:06The rope is stuck. Help me.
20:08What makes you think I can help?
20:09Maybe they can help us get it off.
20:13Hey, Yuku. Get off. Hey.
20:16Yuku, you better help me.
20:19Yuku, I got a problem.
20:20Hey, isn't that a...
20:29Yuku, you better help me.
20:45I'm home!
20:46Um, there are too many dogs out there.
20:50You're all sweaty.
20:51Oh, I forgot. I have chocolate.
20:55Choco, choco, chocolate.
20:58Choco, choco, chocolate.
21:00I'm getting worried about Yuko and Mio.
21:02They don't usually take this long to get here.
21:04Choco, choco, choco, choco, chocolate.
21:15I think they went this way.
21:18What the heck happened here?
21:21Buddy, little buddy, what did you guys do?
21:28Grandpa!
21:29As people, we must always be there to help each other, Takashi.
21:34Also, that same compassion lives in the hearts of animals too, Takashi.
21:40The bond between humans and animals is one that can never be forgotten, Takashi.
21:49Hey, Grandpa?
21:52I'm Kyoshi?
22:14The bond between humans and animals are one that can never be forgotten,
22:21Take what happened.
22:25I know.
22:25The bond between humans and animals are one that can never be forgotten,
22:33But the house will be fast
22:40I'll see you soon
22:47I'll see you soon
22:56I'll see you soon
23:06Ima koso wakare me
23:19Itadarama
23:25I'm melon bread.
23:27Simple humans bicker for all eternity over whether or not I should taste like actual melon.
23:32Truly a question for the ages.
23:35The next episode of My Ordinary Life is episode 23. Look forward to it.
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