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Brassic-Ssason 5 Episode 8
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00:00This programme contains very strong language from the outset and throughout, and adult humour.
00:11Now then, fathead.
00:13Mr O'Neill, please come in and sit down.
00:16This is Abigail, she's a trainee GP.
00:18She's going to be observing today, unless you have any objection.
00:27No. No, I don't.
00:29Anyway, the object of the exercise is that we behave exactly as normal,
00:33so that Abigail gets a window on how the practice works.
00:36So, Vincent, what can we do for you today?
00:44It's me...
00:45Bipolar?
00:46It is me bipolar, yes.
00:50I'm just worried about the amount of medicine I'm on.
00:55Just no libido.
00:57And the psychotherapy we've arranged with Fiona Frank, is that helping out, is it?
01:01It's good stuff. It's helping. It's helping a lot.
01:03Do you want a tissue?
01:07I'm not here.
01:08You are. You're like Bob Fleming over there.
01:10Are you sure you don't want a tissue?
01:12I'm fine.
01:13All right, Bob.
01:14Well, um, the vital thing with bipolar is that we deal with both the mental and the physical.
01:21Sorry. Sorry, Chris, to cut you off there.
01:24The real reason I'm here is because I've got a chapped cockhole, and I'm embarrassed.
01:30I just don't feel like I can talk about it in front of a new person.
01:34Right.
01:36Grace, no problem.
01:37Abigail?
01:40Of course.
01:41It's just I know, Chris. You know.
01:46Just maybe blow your nose as well.
01:52Fucking...
01:52Come back. It was that fucking vape.
01:54Three hours of it sat here with her, sniffing like cuddles the monkey.
01:59I'm not here. I wish you weren't fucking here. Blow your nose. We don't all want it.
02:04What do you want to talk about?
02:07Betrayal.
02:10Betrayal?
02:11Hmm.
02:14Fire away.
02:19Tex sent to my phone, right?
02:21After the night, he's disappeared.
02:23Tex blaming the fucking McDonners for his disappearance.
02:26And the only fucking confirmation we've got that Dylan got away that night is from bloody Manolito.
02:33I saved him.
02:34Released him from their boot and told him to run.
02:37They were going to kill him, Vincent.
02:40So listen.
02:40If the McDonners have grabbed him, right?
02:43And Manolito's fucking saved him and told him to go.
02:47Do you know what I'm saying?
02:47I mean, why the fuck would he do that?
02:49Well, how has Manolito got his phone?
02:50So why are we saying that Manolito's done something with Dylan?
02:53If he's done something to Dylan, he's capable of doing something to us.
02:56This bloody phone in this locked drawer, that tells us everything we need to know.
03:00I'm telling you now, it's fucking hell, it's Manolito.
03:03He's the one who's been sending these texts.
03:05He's the one pretending to be Dylan.
03:07And he's the fucker that has got us believing that it was the McDonners that had something to do with
03:10this.
03:11Again, what I'm saying is, why the fuck would he do that?
03:15Because he wants to be the hero, isn't he?
03:16Why, though?
03:17Manolito wants our weed, right?
03:19He knows we're the best.
03:21He wants to get rid of the McDonners.
03:23Divide and conquer.
03:24So if you think that Barry and David have got rid of Dylan, then you won't work with him again?
03:30And he's right, because you haven't.
03:31Sure enough, Nick.
03:33I mean, he's a ruthless fucker.
03:34Carol's right, he's fucking dangerous.
03:36You know?
03:37I'm telling you, that bloody phone, that'll tell us more about Dylan's disappearance.
03:41than the fucking McDonners ever will.
03:43Now we're going to find out what's happened to Dylan.
03:45Oh, no.
03:45We'll just have to act normal.
03:47Act normal, and we'll...
03:49Somehow we'll plot our revenge, won't we?
03:52Revenge?
03:52Well, what kind of revenge?
03:55Purvy photos.
03:57Do you know what I mean?
03:57Purvy photos?
03:58Have I missed something?
04:00Hmm.
04:00Yeah, when they robbed the McDonners, we received some incriminating photos of Manolito.
04:05Now, Barry...
04:06Barry had them photos saved to the cloud, right?
04:09So let's get copies of them.
04:11Ooh.
04:12We put them in Manolito's house,
04:14call the fucking police,
04:16and pin him
04:17for exactly what it is.
04:19But then we have to tell the McDonners.
04:22Can we trust him?
04:24Well, what fucking choice do we have?
04:39Oh, I've got parents in class later.
04:41I hate it when I go on my own.
04:42All the other women look at me with such pity.
04:44Yeah, it's not much for sisterhood.
04:46I know!
04:47And they keep saying,
04:48oh, my boyfriend's just working away.
04:50But I think they're starting to suss,
04:51I've been abandoned.
04:52I'll go with you.
04:54What, I'm pretending to be the father?
04:57Ah, yeah, I'm a gay man.
04:58I mean, never get a chance, like...
05:00Will you?
05:01Yeah.
05:01Oh, my God, yes!
05:05Fuck's wrong with him.
05:06It is a shite.
05:07Just, oh, it's like...
05:09Oh, touching cloth, man.
05:10Boy, and have a poo.
05:14Release the hound.
05:21Oh, damn it!
05:27Oh, my God.
05:29Calm it, stick it, Ricky.
05:32Calm it, stick it, Ricky.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:35Fuck, Ricky.
05:37Oh, oh, oh, stick it!
05:40Cardi?
05:41Fucking Cardi, what the fuck's wrong with...
05:43What's going on with you?
05:45It's Jim.
05:46Listen!
05:48Oh, God!
05:50Is that Jim?
05:50It's fucking Jim.
05:51Oi, over here!
05:52Jim's having sex with a real woman.
05:54What is happening now?
05:56Listen to this shite.
05:57No!
05:59What shall I do?
06:00I'm stuck in the toilet.
06:01Howdy, can you not get out the way I was in?
06:03Have a look.
06:07Oh, that's all I was in, Steve!
06:08Oh, I have it!
06:09Oh, oh!
06:10The doors are jarring.
06:12And I haven't wiped my bottom.
06:14Cardi, Cardi, love Cardi, Cardi, listen to me.
06:15You need to wipe your bottom and crawl away.
06:17All right, all right, yeah, okay.
06:21Hi.
06:22Jim!
06:24Jim, it's all right, it's Cardi.
06:25What the fuck?
06:27I needed a poo.
06:28Why is it still big, man?
06:30I have to go.
06:30Oh, get the fuck out of my house!
06:34Come on!
06:35Fucking move back.
06:36I don't want to be near it.
06:37Now, fuck off!
06:39I'll take care.
06:44Here he is.
06:46There he is.
06:49Oh, he's still in.
06:50Oh, go, go, Ting.
06:52What the fuck we're going on here?
06:53Well, what does it look like?
06:55I found myself a lady friend.
06:58All right.
06:58And not only is she clever,
07:00and kind,
07:02she goes like a fucking steam train.
07:05Oh, Jim, I think it's lovely.
07:08How long's it been going on for?
07:10Met her at a wedding.
07:11A few weeks back.
07:12You never taught to fucking tell us?
07:14No, I didn't.
07:15Because it's none of your fucking business.
07:18These days, you can't even take a shit
07:20without turning it into a gift
07:22and posting it on content tick twats.
07:26It's fucking right, though.
07:27It's fucking right.
07:27Oh, good for you.
07:28I hope you and Sticky Wiki are very happy.
07:31Yes, Sticky Wiki.
07:32It's her fucking pet name.
07:34Right.
07:34Sticky Wiki.
07:35Because of where she works.
07:37Why, where does she work?
07:38At the Lowry Institute.
07:41Let me tell you,
07:43there's things you don't know
07:44about that matchstick painting cunt.
07:47There probably is.
07:48Like what?
07:49Everyone knows his famous work.
07:52Miserable grey streets.
07:55Salford factories belching out views.
07:58Shitty little matchstick kids
08:00knocking them out with dogs with three legs.
08:02One of Britain's greatest artists, Jim.
08:04But downstairs,
08:05in the basement of the gallery,
08:08that's where the good stuff is.
08:10Oh, the nose tap.
08:11That's all you know, don't you?
08:12Dick's.
08:13Fannies.
08:15Flesh.
08:16Hang on.
08:16Lowry did not do nudes, is it right here?
08:18That's what they want you to think.
08:20They don't show anyone.
08:22Don't want to spoil his image.
08:25They're only ever seen
08:26by our experts.
08:29Have you seen him?
08:31Nah.
08:32She says they're tucked away
08:33in a crotty downstairs room.
08:36Unloved.
08:37All right, so why are you telling us this tale, then?
08:41Because
08:43fucking Lowry
08:44did minge paintings.
08:46And that should be something
08:47that you want to see.
08:48Can't wait.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Can you get us in, then, or what?
08:53I reckon.
08:54She'll do anything for me.
09:02See you later, Barry.
09:06There you go.
09:08Oh.
09:09Still in there, the bugger.
09:11Oh.
09:15Still in there, the bugger.
09:36I told you.
09:37I didn't have instant.
09:39Dylan's disappearance
09:40had nothing to do
09:41with myself and Barry.
09:42Yeah.
09:43You did, man.
09:45You didn't believe me, though,
09:46did you?
09:47Despite my absence
09:48being due to the removal
09:49of my left testicle.
09:50Yeah.
09:50Now, listen.
09:52Honestly,
09:53Davey, I'm sorry about that,
09:54but to be fair,
09:56you and your brother Barry,
09:57God rest his fucking soul.
09:58I mean, Lord God.
09:59He's...
09:59He's with your testicle now.
10:02Shut up.
10:03You and your brother Barry
10:05were the most likely candidates
10:06to have done something to Dylan.
10:08It's true.
10:09I mean, it's only because
10:10you've threatened Saul
10:11individually multiple times
10:12and then you were shaken
10:13off the box of his dead pigeon.
10:15You want to put it
10:15in a blender and all that?
10:17But we forgive you.
10:19Don't we, Davey?
10:21Just like that.
10:23With the greatest respect,
10:25I know.
10:26I'm going to need
10:27a formal apology.
10:29Davey, come on.
10:30He's apologised.
10:32Too casual, sweet cheeks.
10:34Don't be a dick, Davey.
10:35I'm not being a dick, Davey.
10:37But I don't like
10:38being wrongly accused.
10:39I know, dude.
10:40Listen to me.
10:41Look at me for a minute.
10:42I've wronged you.
10:44There's no worse.
10:45It's an injustice.
10:45I'm fucking sorry.
10:47I truly mean it, man.
10:48I'm sorry.
10:48What, me?
10:49You call that an apology?
10:50Yeah.
10:51You being serious?
10:52I'm trying, yeah.
10:53Sucking on that thing?
10:54Why stop there, Vincent?
10:56Why not have a pork pie up?
10:58Pick at your toenails?
10:59Davey.
11:00No, Donna.
11:01What's right is right.
11:03Vincent accused me
11:04of hurting one of his friends
11:05and held it against me
11:06for months.
11:07And all the time,
11:08it was the man
11:09that he chose over us.
11:11But now Vincent knows the truth.
11:13And as he says himself,
11:16this provides an opportunity
11:19to put him out of the picture
11:20for good.
11:21Fuck, yeah, dude.
11:22Come on, man.
11:23Well, there's a problem.
11:25The photos you want
11:27are lost in the cloud.
11:28What the fuck?
11:29What do you mean?
11:30Well, Barry,
11:30he saved him.
11:32And we can't access
11:33his bloody files.
11:35Passwords died with him.
11:36Oh, fucking bollocks.
11:38And some stupid idiots
11:39stole my laptop
11:41and external drive
11:42so we don't have the copies.
11:43Who?
11:44Hang on now.
11:44Most of us
11:45use the same passwords
11:46for everything.
11:47Pet's name.
11:49Child's name.
11:49I didn't have a pet
11:51or child.
11:52Okay.
11:53As I say,
11:53we can't access
11:54the images.
11:56We need to find
11:57another way
11:58to fuck over
11:59that lying,
12:00double-crossing,
12:01weird,
12:01art-loving prick
12:03and put him inside
12:05for a long time.
12:08Dirty.
12:09I'll get my thinking cup on.
12:13Oh, fuck me.
12:14Pervy heart.
12:15Oh.
12:15Barry Payton's.
12:18We're gonna steal him,
12:19put him in fucking
12:20Manolito's house
12:21and ring the bleeding coppers.
12:22And boom,
12:22he's off to jail,
12:24the lewd Larry's
12:24returned to their
12:25rightful owner,
12:25everyone's happy.
12:26They get him back,
12:26they get him back,
12:27everyone's happy.
12:28What's in it for me then?
12:29What do you want, man?
12:30I want you to steal me a pony
12:31for Geraldine's granddaughter.
12:33Oh, it's a firm no,
12:34that one.
12:34It's a hard,
12:35very firm no.
12:36Look, the last time
12:37I stole your fucking horse,
12:39Ashley and fucking Cardi
12:40crashed the van,
12:41high on fucking chloroform,
12:42ended up in hospital.
12:46None of that's gonna happen
12:47again, is it?
12:48Might do.
12:50All right,
12:50well fuck it then,
12:51I'll get you a fucking horse.
12:52I can't believe it, dude.
12:53Gonna be a good one, Vin.
12:55Mean like silk.
12:56Hey,
12:57you do that,
12:58and I'll get you
12:59in that loudy minge basement.
13:00Now come here on that one.
13:01You fucking listen to me.
13:03That's an hard job,
13:04that.
13:04You just leave all that
13:07to me.
13:08Ah!
13:09Ah!
13:10Hey,
13:10Queen,
13:10oh!
13:10Hey!
13:14Nobody has to know
13:16All those things I wanted
13:18when I was younger.
13:20All those things I thought
13:21I would've done by now.
13:22It was just a year ago
13:24What's been holding me back?
13:27And you can't tell me
13:28Finn,
13:30I'm planning a new life
13:31away from home.
13:33Stealing cars
13:34and tiny horses.
13:35Really, Dylan.
13:37What, is that your career,
13:37is it?
13:38You're gonna move away,
13:39you're just gonna piss off.
13:40I am.
13:41I have to.
13:42I'm worried about him.
13:44Why?
13:45If we leave,
13:46when
13:47we leave,
13:50who's gonna look after him?
14:06Okay, so,
14:07depending on the size of your nipple,
14:09you might have to squeeze
14:10the end slightly
14:11to direct the milk
14:12into baby's mouth.
14:15Yeah?
14:17Will
14:18breastfeed
14:20hurt
14:21my wife?
14:23It can be painful
14:25for some women,
14:26especially in the first few weeks.
14:28And are there
14:29lotions or creams
14:30that can help
14:31with the cracking
14:32of the nipple?
14:33Yeah,
14:34you can get over-the-counter
14:35nipple cream.
14:36And that won't harm baby?
14:37No, no.
14:38It's perfectly safe.
14:39Safe.
14:41Okay.
14:41Anyway,
14:42for some women,
14:43especially in those
14:44first few weeks...
14:44Uh, scenario.
14:46do you have a question?
14:48If my wife is upstairs
14:49sleeping
14:49and Daddy's downstairs
14:51on the bottle
14:52with the baby,
14:53is there any nipple
14:54confusion there
14:56for the baby
14:57going from nip to bottle?
14:58Well, that's a very
14:59good question.
15:00And we will come on
15:01to nipple confusion.
15:02If we could just do
15:03an example very quickly.
15:05If you don't mind
15:05just passing me the, um...
15:06Ashley!
15:07Right, so...
15:13It's soft,
15:14it's comforting
15:15and it's warm.
15:16Well, the real one is
15:18that obviously
15:18this is knitted wool.
15:20We go to the bottle.
15:22This is a different
15:23scenario altogether.
15:25Yeah, don't put that
15:25in your mouth,
15:26okay?
15:28This is plastic!
15:30Baby doesn't like it.
15:32Don't!
15:34Do you know what I mean?
15:35I mean, it's basic, right?
15:43He isn't the
15:44father of my baby.
15:49Takes forever,
15:50this man.
15:50Jesus.
15:51Hello.
15:52Where have you been?
15:53You dickhead.
15:55No.
15:56Are you fucking
15:57serious?
15:58Get this on a rag.
15:59Over it, down it goes.
16:01It's a very firm
16:02novice.
16:03Well, it's a very firm...
16:04I'm not coming.
16:05All right, all right,
16:05all right.
16:06It will work.
16:08Be careful now, lad.
16:10Don't be breathing
16:10any of that shit in your
16:12fucking pass out.
16:12This is where I'm
16:13going to leave you.
16:14We're not going back to
16:15hospital last time.
16:18Remember that,
16:18when you nearly died?
16:20You both went yellow.
16:22I still think this is a
16:23shit idea.
16:24I have a lovely
16:26little Shetland sleep.
16:34Told you.
16:35Just get him in the
16:36fucking van.
16:36Mind his mane.
16:37He said mane like
16:38silk.
16:40Looks like a
16:41snack.
16:41Toro.
16:43Who a fucking thing.
16:45Well, then,
16:45that was easier
16:46than last time.
16:47Well, it'd have to be
16:47easier than last time.
16:48Nearly fucking died.
16:58I don't like the look
16:59of it.
16:59Come on.
17:00It's got a mean face.
17:01I mean, he doesn't look
17:02at his best right now
17:03because he's had a
17:04massive session on
17:05chloroform with these
17:05dickheads.
17:06He's fucking on-gover.
17:07Give him a chance.
17:08He looks like me
17:09Uncle Norris.
17:10No.
17:10And he used to show
17:11his bunions to people
17:12on buses.
17:13Listen to me.
17:14You asked for a
17:14black pony,
17:16Shetland.
17:17There it is.
17:17As requested.
17:18He's a good lad.
17:19Fine.
17:20Yeah, fine.
17:21Did you get the
17:21Lowry main gin for?
17:23Yes.
17:23Oh.
17:24Go on, man.
17:25But.
17:25Go on.
17:27He's a bit of a problem.
17:28Of course the fucking is.
17:29Jesus.
17:30What?
17:31Except,
17:32call me genius.
17:33I have a plan and
17:35I've got to weigh in.
17:37Art restore us.
17:39Art restore us.
17:41As in?
17:41People that restore art.
17:44A specialist crew.
17:46Now,
17:47there's a restoration team
17:48coming to the Lowry Institute
17:50next Wednesday.
17:52They're doing work
17:53on some of the paintings
17:54in the basement.
17:56Access is by
17:57finger scan only.
17:58And Geraldine,
17:59he's letting them in.
18:01Turns out the
18:02Pervy Lowry's
18:02are located in
18:03a specially constructed
18:05airtight room.
18:07B7.
18:08So I say,
18:09you lot turn up early
18:11with fake ideas,
18:12back up the Minch paintings,
18:14make an exit
18:15to the underground car park
18:17where the van is
18:18waiting to make
18:19an hasty escape.
18:20The real restore us
18:21will turn up on time
18:22and Geraldine
18:23will realise
18:24that something is amiss.
18:26She'll call the cops.
18:27But by then,
18:28you will have
18:29tipped them off
18:30about the monkey fucker.
18:32So listen,
18:33Gallery's expecting
18:34three restorers.
18:35We're gonna replace them.
18:36That's gotta be me,
18:37Ashley,
18:38and our Tom down there.
18:39I've roped in
18:40our Jan as the getaway.
18:41Now then,
18:41I need you
18:42outside with Carol
18:43and Sugar,
18:44all right?
18:44That's just in case
18:45the fucking restorers,
18:46the real ones, arrive.
18:47Sugar,
18:48I need you pulling
18:49like a big scene.
18:50Labour,
18:50going to Labour,
18:51screaming,
18:52shouting,
18:52all that's good stuff.
18:53Oh, why me?
18:54Because you're the only one
18:55that's bloody pregnant.
18:56I can't do that.
18:56You can.
18:57Just fake an orgasm.
18:58In my experience,
19:00they are one and the same,
19:01visually speaking.
19:02You really are
19:02a perverted piece of shit,
19:03aren't you, Tom?
19:04She's getting it.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Hang on, hang on.
19:07Why are me and Mina
19:07inside the building?
19:08You're keeping watch
19:09in case any stuff
19:10go down unexpected.
19:12Do you know what I mean?
19:13No?
19:13Now, Davy,
19:15Donna,
19:15I need you
19:16at Manolito's
19:17to get him out
19:17of that fucking
19:18stupid maze house
19:19so we can sneak
19:19in the stolen art.
19:21It won't be a problem.
19:22It means that
19:23twisted fucker
19:24gets sent away.
19:25Hang on a second,
19:26Donna.
19:26It's an excellent plan,
19:28Vincent.
19:28Hmm.
19:29But those
19:30minge paintings,
19:31I would very much
19:32like to see myself.
19:34As you know,
19:36I am a
19:36connoisseur
19:37of the erotic.
19:39I will come along,
19:40Vincent.
19:41But...
19:41As a restorer.
19:43You mean on the job?
19:44Very much so.
19:45Oh.
19:45A bit of excitement.
19:47Like the good old
19:48days with our Barry.
19:50You can take my spot
19:51so because I've got
19:52obligations with me
19:53old fake ball and
19:54chain over there
19:55in the corner.
19:55They're only expecting
19:56three of them.
19:57Fucking all that.
19:57So I will be the
19:58supervisor who's come
19:59along to make sure
20:00that the job's done
20:00properly.
20:02I want to see
20:03those Lowry lady
20:04parts, Vincent.
20:05Yeah.
20:06So you get me
20:07a toolbox.
20:08Oh, yeah, yeah.
20:09I'll come do.
20:10Yeah.
20:10Absolutely.
20:11Absolutely.
20:34You might not
20:35ever get rich
20:38Let me tell you
20:39it's better
20:40than drinking a dish
20:43There ain't no
20:44telling who
20:44you might need
20:46A boony star
20:47or maybe even
20:48a
20:49Indian cheer
20:50Here he is.
20:51Hiya, fella.
20:52How are you?
20:53Hiya.
20:53Listen, we are
20:54from Kudlips,
20:55art restorers.
20:56Kudlips?
20:57Yeah.
20:57Don't look at that, don't.
20:58Listen, we're here to see
20:59a Geraldine Thorpe.
21:00Is she kicking about?
21:01I'll call her for you.
21:02Good lad.
21:02You come far today?
21:04Stoke.
21:05Stoke?
21:06Lovely.
21:06It's neither lovely
21:07nor unlovely.
21:08It's just a post-industrial
21:10conurbation that's struggled
21:11to find its purpose
21:12since it's pottery here, dear.
21:14Yeah, I'll just call her for you.
21:15I mean, that bar used to go
21:16swinging in Stoke.
21:18Golly, voicemail.
21:20I have a feeling she might still
21:21be in the management meeting.
21:22What's the odds?
21:23On you doing me
21:24a massive favour,
21:26maybe nip into that meeting
21:27and see if she'll finish a bit early.
21:28OK, just for you.
21:30Just this one, it's all right.
21:31So, OK.
21:32You're an angel, man.
21:33OK.
21:34I swear to God, man.
21:35Lovely lad.
21:35What a fuck.
21:36Lovely lad.
21:36Can I get the coffee?
21:38What are you doing?
21:39Locking the car here in.
21:41And you're going to take the keys?
21:42It's a fucking getaway car.
21:44Ash, honestly,
21:45what is going on with your brain?
21:47I don't want it to be eyes and ears here
21:48and pretend to be interested
21:50in boring paintings all day.
21:51My wife's having a baby.
21:52Right, get in.
21:53Nothing like a crisp sandwich like this.
21:55Like, the best food in the world, isn't it?
21:57Look at that.
21:58There's just no love in that.
22:01It was amazing, my name.
22:03Hmm.
22:03Huh?
22:03I mean, look at that detail there.
22:05Oh, yeah.
22:08That's awful.
22:08It looks like something
22:09of our yoga do.
22:10It's better than nothing
22:11you've come up with.
22:12Oh, you're better than anything
22:14I've come up with.
22:15Fuck.
22:18Hey, look.
22:18It doesn't take brains
22:20to be an artist,
22:20it's just feelings.
22:23Shit, dog's mind.
22:31They're here.
22:32Who?
22:33The real team.
22:34Fuck.
22:34Come early.
22:36I'm going to make you a roll.
22:37We'll have none of it.
22:38I don't.
22:38Do you not want it?
22:39She's trying to give me a spaghetti roll
22:41as if that's a thing.
22:43Hello?
22:43Do you want it?
22:43No.
22:43They're in a blue van,
22:45they're here.
22:45They're early.
22:46Who's early?
22:46The real restorers.
22:48Fuck's sake.
22:49Sugar, get your fucking chap
22:50under here early.
22:51Fucking blue van.
22:52Blue van.
22:53Blue van.
22:54Blue van.
22:54Hey, hey.
22:56Hey, she is.
22:57She's a bloody vision,
22:58ain't she?
22:59Hello, gentlemen.
23:00A little earlier than advertised.
23:02Yeah, we made good
23:03on the bloody traffic,
23:04haven't we?
23:04Do you want to show us the gear?
23:06And we've got a lot to do.
23:07I know you're busy.
23:09Yes, definitely.
23:10I was only expecting
23:11three of you.
23:12I'm the supervisor.
23:13Oh.
23:13Here to crack the whip.
23:16Follow me.
23:17Nice one.
23:31Oh!
23:33Ah!
23:34Oh, God!
23:35I fell over!
23:36I'm taking a mall!
23:38I jumped out my shopping!
23:40I haven't even noticed.
23:43I've got a mall.
23:44Raglan woman, help!
23:45Is she all right?
23:47Help us all of you.
23:48We need to get her up.
23:49Oh, come on.
23:49Make a bit of noise, Mum.
23:50Oh, my baby!
23:51My poor old boy!
23:53Child!
23:53Well, we'll be...
23:54Don't worry, Mum.
23:54Shouldn't we call an ambulance?
23:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:57We just need to get her up.
23:58Come on, all of you.
23:59Help us, please!
24:06Oh, this blooming machine.
24:09Slightest bit of moisture on your finger
24:11and it doesn't scan.
24:13Tends to have very sweaty fingers.
24:17I said to the director,
24:18this finger business is useless.
24:20He just laughed and said,
24:21oh, Geraldine, I'll finger you.
24:25Oh, success!
24:28Go, Cale.
24:29I think I'm okay.
24:30I mean, I'm obviously still in lots of pain,
24:32but I didn't land on the bump,
24:34so I probably just need a little rest.
24:37Sit down.
24:38Good, Cale.
24:39Ooh!
24:40Are you okay, darling?
24:42Yeah, yeah, I know.
24:43I just had a funny...
24:45You're right.
24:45Ah!
24:47Oh, shit, Carol.
24:48Do you know her?
24:49Lucy.
24:50Oh, Lord, it's a broken.
24:52Oh, my God, my baby's coming.
24:53Oh!
24:54Convincing.
24:54This is our glorious dungeon,
24:57but instead of ghosts and ghouls,
24:59we have work of the finest art.
25:01The birth paintings.
25:03Bit of B7.
25:05Geraldine, sorry, dude.
25:07Do you mind if we have a look at B7?
25:08No, no, no.
25:10B6 first.
25:10The more traditional Lowry's.
25:13B7 is his, um...
25:17Let us see in work.
25:18As a Lowry connoisseur,
25:20I would be honoured...
25:21Yeah.
25:21...if you would show us these ones first.
25:25Ah, ghoul on.
25:26Ah, ghoul on.
25:27Come on, then.
25:31Ooh.
25:32There they are.
25:34Shall I, uh, reveal them?
25:36If you would, I'd be made up.
25:38I'm excited for this.
25:39Fantastic.
25:39Here we go.
25:41Fucking hell.
25:42Wow.
25:43Yeah.
25:44Mm.
25:44Okay.
25:47Outstanding.
25:48It's a lot to stick on board, isn't it?
25:49Weird.
25:50A lot going on.
25:52Okay.
25:53Yeah.
25:53Now, they're very, I'm going to say imaginative.
25:57Oh, aren't they?
25:58Imagine, yeah.
25:59A little, uh, away from his more familiar terrain.
26:02Yeah.
26:02Definitely, yeah, I'd say.
26:03I mean, that's fucking Bellendia.
26:06It's massive, isn't it?
26:07Too big.
26:08Mammoth.
26:09Expressionistic.
26:10I think they're wonderful.
26:11Oh.
26:12So erotic.
26:14They shouldn't be hidden down here.
26:15They should be up there.
26:17Out and proud, alongside his matchstick work.
26:19Oh, I agree.
26:22But alas, not everyone feels the same.
26:25It's a crying shame.
26:26It is, really.
26:28Well, I tell you, while we're here, we may as well give these minges a quick wipe down.
26:32Well, I'll, uh, I'll let you get on with it.
26:34You've got a lot to get through.
26:35Thanks for your help, Joe.
26:36All right.
26:37Well done, you see.
26:39Great job.
26:40Great job you've done.
26:40Thank you very much.
26:42Ha-ha.
26:42That's it.
26:43Right.
26:44Lads.
26:46Let's beg him.
26:48Get rags from your van and find water.
26:50She needs the hospital.
26:52No, no, no.
26:52I used to be a nurse, though.
26:53I can deliver this baby.
26:54Carol, you were a nurse in a bono.
26:56Well, I did, but deliver one baby this year.
26:58Oh, we can drive her in our van.
27:00No, not necessary.
27:01Yes, yes, necessary.
27:03Very necessary.
27:03They can take her in their van, Carol.
27:05Oh, yeah.
27:06Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:07Yeah, good idea.
27:08Yeah, but we're going to need all of you.
27:09Okay?
27:10All of you.
27:10Come on.
27:11Oh, fuck.
27:12Okay.
27:12It's okay.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:17This place.
27:17The place.
27:19They could be going anywhere, Erin.
27:20Gosh.
27:21There's a robbery going on.
27:22And there's Simon's.
27:23All right.
27:23Where else would they be headed?
27:25Oh, come on.
27:25I can't.
27:26Kade.
27:27Kade.
27:28It's Sugar.
27:29She's having a baby.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:31She's having a baby.
27:33She's having a baby now.
27:34She's having a baby.
27:34I need to be at the birth.
27:35No, no, no.
27:36Come on.
27:37And the police come in.
27:42Fucking hell.
27:44What have you lost?
27:45Yeah.
27:46What are you, um...
27:48Now, now, listen.
27:49I know what this looks like.
27:50It doesn't look good, does it?
27:51It doesn't look good.
27:51But there is a very good reason.
27:54What the fuck, dude?
27:56What are you doing?
27:57Tie your legs.
27:58No, no, dude, don't.
27:59Shut the fuck up.
28:00Tie your legs.
28:01What the fuck is the fuck?
28:02Please don't do this.
28:03Lay in that, man.
28:03Are you mental?
28:05What the hell is it?
28:06Davey, Davey, she's a nice lady.
28:07Just shut the fuck up.
28:09Do you want to shout it?
28:10You deliver.
28:12Fuck.
28:13Listen, I'm taking this out.
28:14Please don't scream.
28:15Please don't scream.
28:16I'm so sorry.
28:17I'm so sorry.
28:17We'll get it all back.
28:18I promise.
28:19I'm sorry.
28:20I'm fucking sorry.
28:21Fuck, Davey, you fucking asshole.
28:23What the fuck is wrong?
28:24Fucking thing.
28:26What the fuck is wrong with you, Davey?
28:28You're out of order.
28:29That's a nice lady, that.
28:30Look.
28:31That nice lady who's about to fuck up this whole operation.
28:34But we don't fucking hurt people.
28:35That's not what we do.
28:37We don't work like that, man.
28:38Shut the fuck up.
28:39Fuck.
28:40Just stand on.
28:41Hang on.
28:41We can't stop, Vincent.
28:43Just stop.
28:44It's fucking meaner.
28:45Will you shut up?
28:46What's going on?
28:47Police.
28:48There's sirens.
28:49You need to get the fuck out of there.
28:50Police.
28:51Police.
28:52We need to get out of here now.
28:54Where are you going?
28:56Oh, my God.
28:58I am not going back to prison, Vincent.
29:01No McDonners are going to go to prison.
29:03No, but...
29:03Toodle-pip.
29:04No, no, no.
29:04Don't fucking leave me here, man.
29:06Shit, dude.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:23Goodbye, life.
29:26Of course there's no fucking reception.
29:28Christ, on a fucking bike.
29:30Oh, shit.
29:32Finn!
29:33Finn!
29:34Chuck is having a baby.
29:35She's having a baby.
29:36She's doing a good job on it.
29:37No, no, she's really having a baby.
29:39She's going into labor, yeah.
29:40Oh, my fucking God.
29:41Get a little one.
29:42Get a little one.
29:43No, no, no.
29:44Quick.
30:00We're going to be all right.
30:04Oh, shit.
30:05What?
30:06Fuck.
30:09Oh, shit.
30:11You're not for us.
30:12Huh?
30:13Oh, fuck.
30:24Finn.
30:27It's okay.
30:32Finn.
30:34It's all right.
30:53Oh, get rid of him.
30:54We can lose him.
30:55Oh, look.
31:00Fire angel.
31:02I've been there, please.
31:03All right, that's not sweet, I'm going to say.
31:06Shit, it's so cold.
31:06My fucking life, fuck.
31:09No, no, no, no, no.
31:10We're going to be in the game, no, no.
31:11They catch us, the army.
31:13They're not, sweetheart.
31:14Awe.
31:15It's all right.
31:16Game, no, no.
31:17They're not, games.
31:18They are catching us up, babe.
31:19They're not, sweetheart.
31:20It's all right.
31:24Shit.
31:24Oh, no, no.
31:28It's all right, love.
31:29No.
31:32We're going to die.
31:33It's all right.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:41Come on.
31:42Fuck.
31:44Fuck.
31:45Oh, we've got to get off the road.
31:47Look, there's a shortcut here.
31:48I know a shortcut.
31:53It's fabulous.
31:56Fuck now.
31:56Piece of piss.
31:58Piece of piss.
31:59As per the usual, got away with it.
32:02Just.
32:03Just.
32:06Fucking lunatic.
32:07Have a little bit of piss.
32:09All right.
32:11See what I mean?
32:12Scott free.
32:13Oh, fuck me up.
32:16Oh, fuck me up.
32:19Oh, fuck me up.
32:23Oh, fuck me up.
32:33Oh.
32:35Oh.
32:35Oh, fuck me up.
32:45Oh, fuck. Are you all right?
32:48I think it'd be a hamper.
32:49Fucking hell.
32:50Can you get out on your side?
32:51No, I'm wedged.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Yeah.
32:53I think I'm wedged.
32:54Fuck.
32:55Right, no.
32:56We need to get the belts off.
32:57You should try and ease your way.
33:00I'll do yours.
33:00I think so.
33:01No!
33:01Don't do mine, don't do mine.
33:02You will do yours and I'll do mine.
33:03Okay, okay.
33:04Ready?
33:04One, two, three.
33:05Yeah.
33:05One, two, three.
33:08Are you all right, sweet?
33:11You through?
33:12Yeah, I've got three.
33:13Through?
33:14Yeah, yeah.
33:15He's in his space.
33:15Are you all right?
33:16No.
33:17No.
33:18Fuck.
33:19I'm so sorry for all of you.
33:25Come on.
33:26I can't do it.
33:27Right, mine's wedged.
33:28I'm stuck.
33:29Yeah, we are.
33:30We are.
33:30Fucked it.
33:31Shit.
33:31Right, we're going to have to call someone.
33:32Do you know where we are?
33:33Not really, no.
33:34No.
33:34No, well, they'll drop a pin on me phone, won't they?
33:39Oh, my God, I can smell petrol.
33:40Huh?
33:41Ben, I can smell petrol.
33:42Ben, we're in a fucking crashed car.
33:43I can smell petrol.
33:45We're going to blow up, aren't we?
33:46Calm down.
33:47Help!
33:48Oi, oi, oi.
33:49Calm down.
33:51Sweetheart, look at me just for a minute.
33:53Oi.
33:53I can't get out.
33:54Oi.
33:55Calm the fuck down.
33:57Listen to me now.
33:58When have I ever let anything happen to you?
34:00You don't get that choice.
34:01Yes, I do.
34:02No.
34:02I fucking do.
34:02We've been in worse situations than this.
34:04We've always got away with it, haven't we?
34:05Yeah, so far, one day your luck's going to run out.
34:09You're going to get yourself fucking killed.
34:12Oh, fuck.
34:14Today might be the day.
34:15It's not today, is it?
34:16How do you know?
34:16You haven't got some guardian angel looking out for you, have you?
34:20I mean, look what happened to Dylan.
34:21Oh, for God's sake.
34:22Fuck's sake.
34:23Dylan is fine.
34:24Wherever he is, I know he's...
34:25How do you know?
34:25Why didn't he come back?
34:26Why hasn't he been in contact with us, even on the fucking slide?
34:34Do you know how many times I've had to lie to Tyler?
34:38Tell him that he's happy and he's gone away somewhere.
34:42Because I can't tell him that Uncle Dylan got snatched in the middle of the night and we haven't seen
34:46him since, can I?
34:49No, not that obviously.
34:50Fucking hell.
34:51Is that Claire?
34:53I mean, is that my fate, Vin?
34:57I'm going to wait for you to have a fucking car crash.
35:01I'm going to get a fucking phone call and someone's going to tell me that your guardian angel let you
35:05down.
35:06I'll be to be finished off by McCann, McDonagh's, Manalito.
35:10For fuck's sake, is that the only thing that's keeping you here, Erin?
35:13No, of course it's not.
35:15Of course it's not.
35:20But all those things that I wanted when I was younger.
35:25All those things I thought I would have done by now.
35:31I love you, Vin.
35:38I mean, you're amazing with Tyler.
35:41And you're loving, you're loyal, but...
35:44Stop a minute.
35:52You know, there's nothing more...
35:54There's nothing more I want to do than give you a love in this fucking crashed car.
35:59Because I do love you, you know, I'm in love with you madly.
36:04And I get fucking lonely, you know.
36:08I know I do it to myself, I just can't bear how bloody lonely I get.
36:13Can't be normal.
36:17Just can't be what people need.
36:22It's fucking horrible.
36:24I can't be what people need from a person.
36:27Sort of frustrated all the time.
36:32So it just...
36:34fucking consumes me.
36:37The moods and that.
36:38And I just don't want to give it to anyone.
36:40Because when you love someone, you only want them to be happy.
36:44You know?
36:46And if...
36:47If letting you go...
36:50If that means that you will be happy, then that's what I want to do.
36:54I want to let you go.
36:57I let you go.
37:00And you need to let me go, too.
37:14I love you.
37:22Don't go too fast, but I can have the wheels go spinning.
37:25Ash! Ash!
37:26Fuck off!
37:27You're my world, you're everything I made.
37:33Other eyes see the stars up in the sky.
37:41But for me, they shine within your eyes.
37:49As a tree reach for the sun above.
37:56Oh, my god.
37:57So my arms I take.
38:00Oh, my God!
38:02Oh, my God!
38:04Oh, my God!
38:05With your hand resting in mine.
38:10Hi, son.
38:10Dad?
38:12I just thought I'd get you calm.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:15Oh, my God.
38:27Maybe a bit like me.
38:36Oh, he's here.
38:44Here's the details.
38:46He's massive, Tom.
38:48No, yeah, that's too much information.
38:54Vin, I'm sorry I've not been in touch.
38:58Listen, Manolito knows.
39:00He knows that you know about him.
39:03And he fucking scared me, man.
39:06He told me to run.
39:08He told me things would happen to Tyler and Erin.
39:12And I believed him.
39:16I hate myself for it, but I thought maybe this is my chance to start again.
39:21A new life.
39:23Because back there...
39:26I fucked it.
39:29I fucked it all up.
39:30I really miss you, dude.
39:33Erm...
39:33Be careful.
39:34Alright?
39:35I love you, man.
39:36When it's the end of my world...
39:40I love you.
39:43Oh, my God!
39:45Oh, my God!
39:45Shit.
39:45Shit.
39:56You okay, Tomo?
39:57I love you.
40:00I love you, man.
40:01No, no, no, no!
40:10I love you, man!
40:18I love you, man.
40:21I love you, man.
40:22I hate you, man.
40:23The situation has arisen with Vincent O'Neal.
40:25What kind of situation?
40:27Don't worry.
40:28There's nothing I cannot handle.
40:32Do whatever you need to do.
40:40I got so much trouble in my mind.
40:45I got so much trouble in my mind.
40:49I got so much trouble in my mind.
40:52I got so much trouble in my mind.
40:58Give me the strength to carry on.
41:02Give me the strength to carry on.
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