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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 01: Prisoners
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien, I adopted the Alien Tracker's son, Robert.
00:14Son!
00:15It's the Greys.
00:16They're planning on taking over the Earth.
00:18I have devised a plan of my own.
00:20I am building a bomb that can destroy the Grey spaceship.
00:23You hit him going 50 miles per hour, and now he's gone.
00:27Joseph is an alien.
00:28They are going to take me again, and when they do, I'm going to fight.
00:33And I'm not going to stop until we get our baby back.
00:37Where is my son?
00:41What are you doing here?
00:42We came to blow up the ship.
00:44What kind of alien was in that jail cell anyway?
00:46That's a mantid.
00:47They're shapeshifters.
00:49Holy shit, they took my baby here.
00:51They're shameless.
00:53Bridget and I have to find that bomb.
00:55I will find Darcy too, I promise.
00:57Harry!
00:58I have to get to safety.
00:59There's nothing down there for me.
01:01My father's gone.
01:02Go.
01:02You're holding a baby.
01:03Long story.
01:04At least we made it off the ship.
01:05Except it's not a ship.
01:07Oh my God.
01:09Max has something to say to you.
01:14This is some bullshit!
01:18Ask this friend!
01:22What's your name?
01:24Marcy!
01:25Darby!
01:27Darby!
01:28Darby!
01:30Darby!
01:31Darby!
01:33Harry!
01:34Pizza Joe!
01:38What are you doing on a gray alien spaceship?
01:41I've been abducted by aliens.
01:43You have to get me out of here.
01:44I also have this pizza and no one to give it to.
01:48How do I know that you are not that shape-shifting, mantid alien tricking me into thinking that you are
01:55my regular pizza guy?
01:56I am a man of my word.
01:59I also have a coupon for you for half of your next pizza.
02:01Son of a bitch!
02:03There's a 30% chance that he's lying, but...
02:05I think it's worth it.
02:08Reclied, Bridget.
02:09I said I think it's worth it.
02:13Thank you for saving me, brother.
02:22Where's the pizza?
02:26No!
02:30Here.
02:32You are eaten.
02:37You are eaten.
02:42You're a dickhead.
02:54Could you hurry up with that drawing?
02:56I need fresh wall art for my cell.
03:00I will take my time, thanks.
03:03And if you don't like it, you shouldn't let that mantid trick you into that cell.
03:07It is not my fault.
03:09The fake pizza that the mantid had was pepperoni.
03:12It does not matter.
03:15The mantid thinks he can take over my life in patience.
03:18Ha, ha, ha.
03:22There's only one Harry Van Der Spiegel.
03:25No one will believe that the mantid is really me.
03:46Hi, Dr. Van Der Spiegel.
03:48Morning, Dr. V.
03:49You know those things will kill you.
03:51Oh, I'm so scared.
04:11Oh, there's Dr. Van Der Spiegel.
04:13Hey!
04:14Hi, Harry.
04:15What?
04:17You, uh, looking forward to our therapy session later today?
04:22I'd rather eat a human head.
04:31Oh.
04:33Jokester?
04:35Oh, God!
04:37Oh!
04:40Decide to come to work today?
04:42Decide to wash your hair today?
04:45Be nice.
04:46Miss Lofgren's inside waiting for you.
04:48She's in for her mammogram.
04:49Must be Titty Tuesday.
04:52Harry.
04:56isn't it thursday yeah it's thursday
05:12in prison your world is very small it is made difficult by how little you have
05:17and worse by what you do not have at all prison is a concept that many beings in the universe
05:23do not bother with if you do not want someone in your way you just kill them there's a kindness
05:30in murder forgetting something i should not have to pay you for this
05:47you should want to decorate the prison cell of your father and your brother you're not my father
05:54and that little thing is not my brother do not disrespect bridget he is the reason you have that
06:00food my little baby is the boss of the prison yard economy my sweet baby has gotten so hard
06:08did you know he has a bitch named maurice a proud you must be
06:15i am proud of my baby but it is not enough i miss my life
06:22i miss my friend
06:40oh shit you slept over you weren't supposed to sleep over
06:54hey good morning oh hey there are you supposed to be at work
06:59i over slept what time is it god it's late uh i i uh i was up all night looking
07:06at some medical files
07:07but i can't tell you what because of hipaa you know the health insurance portability and accountability act
07:16it was really important you know are you heading out soon
07:19you know the cia has six different markers on how to detect a liar
07:23i'm actually proficient in all six but i don't need any of them because you have hookup hair
07:28hey i like her hooker hair wow oh god ken doll jump scare okay i'm gonna need you to put
07:36your clothes on
07:37and i thought you were done with all this okay well i had a big glass of wine and he
07:42has some cute dumb face
07:46i'll just show myself out
07:56who slept through the night i did cool keep moving okay it's nice that she's comfortable here
08:01but you know it might not be the best thing well yeah she should be with ben and kate
08:07you know you can't do that
08:16yeah with kate being abducted we just can't risk it she's right when the grays come to get kate again
08:21they'll just take that baby with them can't let that baby anywhere near that house
08:25i know that okay and don't be talking like you're not one of the bad guys
08:30i don't work for the grays anymore but i do know how they operate
08:34the whole baby stealing thing is their bread and butter sure there was some layoffs after the
08:38yellowstone disaster but not the baby stealing division those jobs are safe i got a friend who
08:44works in day abductions just bought a house and a pool okay you're getting closer to the door
08:50but it's not opening and you're not going through it see you later i don't think so okay
08:55call me no talk to you soon please go
09:03as much as i hate to admit it i'm kind of glad you're getting some
09:07if only he wasn't half alien
09:09no i've done worse
09:11here comes suspect one code name joseph
09:16that's not a code name that's just his name yeah that's the code
09:22suspect two code name asta the double agent is still in the house let me see those
09:28that's a negative only team leader gets the binos
09:32hey i saved your life from that mantid i'm the one who told him you screamed because you
09:36stepped on a bee so if it wasn't for me he would have eaten code name max
09:41shh don't use code name so loud you'll blow my cover
09:47it's just so hard daisy should be at home with her family
09:51daisy yeah doesn't she look like a daisy it's like a pretty little flower
09:57okay maybe instead of naming her and bonding we should find somewhere she's safer
10:04and not five minutes away from ben and kate's house
10:11no there's nowhere she's gonna be safer than here with me
10:15we just have to keep this little snookums away from the gray aliens
10:20and if we can do that then we have nothing else to worry about
10:37memory is cruel humans are annoying but when you believe you will never see them again you begin to
10:42remember only the good things now i am beginning to miss people i do not even like
10:47it is not right mayor snowflake should look adorably less intelligent
10:53and the horse-maned one should be sadder because the grays stole her baby
11:01she's probably so depressed she cannot even get out of bed
11:13hey hun uh some good news uh do you remember mrs brown the the woman who sued the town when
11:18she got bit by the the snapping turtle
11:20you mean the woman who got what she deserved for going barefoot in saltmarsh pond
11:23oh i like the attitude it's very sexy
11:27yeah so i went through the clerk's call logs and i saw that she reported some mysterious being
11:33in her yard a couple months ago so talking to her today
11:37oh cool maybe a raccoon took our baby
11:42i know that you're frustrated but if we want to get our baby back we have to follow all leads
11:48does that dummy look like me huh i mean did it always did you
11:55did you do something to it no it came like that
11:59okay it's not you and i'm gonna get her back
12:02all right i've been training i'm ready for anything
12:06if and when they take me again they are getting killer kate
12:11ouch almost felt that one but hey yeah don't don't worry
12:16the aliens will abduct you soon you just you have to stay positive
12:21thanks sweetie
12:33hi
12:35oh hey deputy you want the rest of my bagel
12:38i've already got six sesame seeds stuck in my teeth i'm low on floss
12:41i know you're on extended leave but i can't get a new uniform unless you sign for it
12:47this one doesn't fit me anymore
12:50looks fine to me
12:51so you notice nothing different about me
12:55yes as a matter of fact i do you come in here and bother me a lot
12:58you didn't used to do that
13:00because you used to come to work
13:01might i remind you that i'm on medical leave since i started hallucinating
13:05you didn't hallucinate
13:06you really saw an alien
13:10i thought i saw an alien
13:17and i thought i put it in a bag
13:22you saw the bag
13:23it was empty
13:26right i imagined the whole thing
13:28it was the poison from that radiation leak
13:30you saw those government trucks
13:31i'd have came in and closed down the whole area
13:33they said anybody exposed could have hallucinations
13:36there was no radiation leak
13:38they just say that it was a cover-up
13:40i was hallucinating
13:43how am i gonna do my job if i don't know what's real
13:45hmm
13:45damn
13:47are you real
13:49ow
13:50you pass
13:52this time
13:53amazing
13:56hi ben
13:57what do you think about my uniform
14:01hmm
14:02it looks great
14:10let's go
14:11yeah i know you almost said she looks great
14:13right
14:13i feel bad not saying anything but what can i do
14:16if you say she looks great which she always does it means she didn't look great before
14:19can't touch it
14:20no
14:20we'll have some time
14:21we'll be trapped in the middle of a minefield
14:26so
14:27how have you been
14:29i know you've been going through some stuff
14:30doing some
14:31some therapy with dr vanderspiegel
14:34yeah i'm okay thanks for asking
14:37that's what friends are for
14:40also i noticed that you saw him three times last week
14:43and the town health plan only covers two therapy sessions
14:46so that one
14:48is going to be out of pocket
14:51you are the grinch
14:52but the grinch only comes at christmas so can't be
15:04what the hell is a grinch dude arrested in you
15:08maybe sometimes the good in humans is hard to notice when you are next to them
15:12like staring at a distant star
15:14you cannot see it when you look directly at it
15:18sheriff mike was a good adversary
15:20fair
15:20and always smelled like a campfire
15:28hey you are not the normal food guy
15:31budget cuts
15:32he was laid off
15:33i can't believe i'm meeting someone who lives on earth
15:36big fan
15:38i'm from earth
15:39shut your moon hole moody
15:40we took him before he was born
15:43he doesn't count
15:44time to eat
15:45my name is bruce
15:48i picked it myself
15:50after earth's number one movie star
15:53bruce dern
15:55you are so lucky
15:56i would do literally anything to go to earth
16:00can i call you harry
16:02no that's too much
16:04we'll work up to that
16:06i'm going to go now before i say something stupid
16:08this is incredible
16:09that alien
16:11wants to go to earth
16:12now don't blame him
16:14i would like to go there too
16:15and he said he will do anything to get there
16:20so would i
16:22harry
16:22that great alien just said he'll do anything to go to earth
16:29and he has the keys to our cell
16:35yeah i'm not i'm not following you
16:38hold on
16:40i'm down in my view
16:43what if we get that gray to help us get out of here
16:51you're a genius
16:52try and keep up
16:58he drew this one just as i described
17:00but there is something in the deputy's eyes
17:01i do not remember seeing before
17:05is it strength
17:10maybe when beings know each other for a while
17:12they can't help but see more good in them
17:14or maybe this lip balm is just fermenting
17:29live
17:30my god
17:31you came back
17:32i thought you forgot about me
17:34you know i would never do that
17:38just took me a while to get the exact ingredients to make
17:44your favorite fried chicken
17:48i had to go to six different stores
17:50it smells delicious
18:05oh i wish i had a stomach
18:08that never gets easier to watch
18:12i still haven't found anything online
18:14about how to put together a robot man
18:17but i did find instructions for a chinese robot dog
18:23and maybe we can make the legs hinge the other way
18:26oh thanks again
18:27for everything
18:29you've been a good friend
18:31i remember that first day when my
18:33when my legs failed
18:36i thought i was done for
18:37i should be thanking you
18:40hiking up and down the mountain a couple of times a day has been great exercise
18:45i just wish that i could find out more about what happened to you
18:51and where the bullets came from that hit your legs
18:55i'm sorry i can't
18:57anything i tell you could put you in danger
19:00and i don't want to do that especially to you
19:03i just want to
19:05get better so i can
19:07go and find my son
19:09yeah
19:14that hit the spot
19:17well thank you for coming in mrs brown
19:20i just wanted to follow up on some old call logs
19:24so last october
19:26it says here that you reported a loud being
19:31in your backyard
19:33how would you describe this being
19:37large
19:38small
19:39a humanoid
19:42i never said loud being
19:46i said
19:46someone was being loud
19:48in my backyard
19:49what are you covering up
19:52mrs brown
19:54nothing
19:56you're only making this harder on yourself
19:59turns out it was my cousin going through my empties
20:01she's a drunk
20:03you know i'm i'm throwing you a safety line here
20:06and you're just throwing it right back
20:08and i got news for you
20:10you can't swim in those stupid hippie shoes
20:15i think
20:19maybe you'll feel
20:21more comfortable
20:25we have a little privacy
20:26actually i feel less comfortable
20:32it's just us now
20:34mrs brown
20:37now you're safe with me
20:38why is your fly open
20:43no uh accident
20:45broken zipper
20:47uh you can
20:48go
20:52i always knew i would like the earth
20:55it's difficult these days to find a planet we have not infiltrated
20:59this is as the earthlings say
21:02a blank slate
21:03i can find a mate and have offspring without any fear of another mantid getting in the way
21:10looking good
21:12looking good
21:12oh
21:13i know
21:16plus human jaws aren't strong enough for my mate to bite my head off
21:22yes sir
21:23i like it here a lot
21:29oh hey
21:30how are you feeling today
21:31pretty sexy actually
21:34uh cool
21:36look i know you're still upset about bridget
21:41um it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone
21:45there's a therapist in braddock
21:46you're supposed to be good
21:48i put her name on your desk
21:51perhaps she has the bone structure to contain a giant egg sack holding 300 mantid nymphs
21:58i will give her a call
22:00good
22:02i think it's healthy to talk to someone
22:05you know to be honest
22:06i don't know
22:08i'm not 100% sure how i've been feeling these days
22:11ever since i was in space i feel like i'm
22:17not really here
22:22i want to work
22:23i should be working
22:24i don't want to be
22:25sitting here in therapy every week
22:28i mean i'm the last bastion of civility and grace in this town
22:31not to mention power and good looks
22:33but i can't be sheriff if i can't trust my brain
22:35i thought i saw an alien with my own eyes
22:38yes but obviously aliens
22:42do not exist
22:45exactly
22:47see a man just can't go around believing in just anything there's got to be boundaries
22:51the world is black and white right it's like it's like night and day salt and pepper
22:57you and me and i am the white one
23:01very much so
23:03black and white doc there is no gray
23:11i'm sorry i thought you told a joke
23:14that radiation poison
23:15that's what it's got to be
23:18his head looks so delicious
23:20it would be easy to just lean over and nibble it off at that juicy neck
23:24but it would draw too much attention and i'd have to switch to another body
23:28and i like living in harry's cabin
23:29he has a great barbecue and a kick-ass view of the lake
23:33maybe next time i go to jessup for a head i'll take it home and grill it up
23:37you see what i'm saying
23:40of course but the most uh important thing to remember is that aliens are not real
23:51have you ever grilled with fennel
23:58here we go
24:01where did you go
24:02i was applying for santa's job
24:05he's not gonna live on that diet forever
24:07we talked about this
24:09you're not supposed to take the baby out
24:10what if you see someone you know
24:11oh what this baby
24:13it's my cousin's kid
24:15she had to go to michigan for a work opportunity
24:17it's really sad her husband brad
24:19died just after the baby was born
24:22hemophagocytic lymphohistiositosis
24:23yeah i know it's a mouthful
24:25it's just really sad i'm
24:26trying to do everything i can to help out
24:28oh
24:30so who is that
24:31oh that's her
24:32hey
24:33sure sure
24:34yeah
24:35she's fine
24:36one sec
24:37she has to hear colette cooing on the hour
24:39or else
24:40freaks out
24:41well if you memorized lymphohistiositosis
24:43then how could anything go wrong
24:45look i know none of this is perfect
24:47the truth is we don't know what's going on at ben and kate's house
24:50what we need
24:52oh
24:54is
24:56information
24:57wait
24:58is that ben's living room
25:00yeah
25:01the outdoor cameras i set up weren't catching any alien activity
25:03so i invited myself for dinner and set up indoor cameras
25:07indoor cameras cool so we went from pretty illegal to really illegal
25:13i mean
25:14i mean
25:15yeah
25:17he is the mayor
25:18so he's part of the government which means
25:21they've been spying on us for years
25:24all right
25:24the greys show up looking for her we'll see them
25:26plus it has 24 hour continuous recording so we don't have to sit here and watch all day
25:30which i do not recommend because after work ben likes to come home and take the lint out of his
25:35toes
25:36oh
25:37but he has
25:3859 cried to save one
25:40isn't he cute
25:41but we're not too attached to the baby
25:43no
25:44no we are not
25:45and you mean
25:46daisy
25:48is it possible that there are some humans i actually cared about even when i was on earth
25:53human connection is powerful
25:55maybe some humans are so afraid of it they pretend it isn't happening
25:59her hair should be red
26:00but not a red you find in nature only in toys
26:03shh bruce is coming
26:05just talk about how amazing earth is
26:08hello harry
26:10moony
26:11harry i brought you very special cookies
26:15we abducted an entire girl scout troop last night just for these
26:19thank you
26:22harry's been uh so busy
26:24talking about earth
26:27he doesn't have time to eat cookies
26:31oh no i have time
26:32earth
26:33i want to hear everything
26:35go ahead harry tell bruce how amazing earth is
26:40i do not like these
26:43brudgett would you like to have a cookie
26:47i would do anything to visit earth
26:49it has been my dream my whole life
26:52bruce i have an idea
26:54if you let us out of here maybe harry would would would bring you to earth with us
27:00really oh i couldn't impose the last thing i want to do is step on harry's toes
27:07he's leaving
27:08he's leaving
27:09oh
27:11hey bruce
27:12um if you let us out of here
27:15we will take you to earth with us
27:17don't lie to a gray
27:19we can tell
27:20okay i can't tell are you lying i'm serious
27:24hot diggity
27:27is that right
27:28oh remember if any of my expressions are outdated please tell me
27:33that one is 100% fresh
27:35can we get to the escape ships without anyone seeing us
27:38don't worry the guards are on strike
27:41oh power to the people stick it to the man the gray man the gray people
27:48yeah we should go
28:00happy spring ladies
28:02better iron those summer skirts warm weather is right around the corner
28:07and i'm not saying that only women have to iron you know men can iron too everyone is the same
28:12anyone can do anything
28:33are you uh are you still getting your hair done
28:36will you sit tight
28:37i have eyes on joseph
28:40yes the alien joseph
28:45ah damn it
28:50i think it's him
28:53yes it's him
28:56uh suspect wearing a black jacket with a red umbrella holding flowers
29:00he is currently directly on my six
29:02and the situation is still unfolding but it is very dangerous
29:06so for right now just stay
29:11in the salon
29:12where is my baby
29:18get off of me
29:19oh my god
29:21i thought you were someone else
29:25she might be a shapeshifter i read about them that's why she has the umbrella and the flowers
29:31a nice handsome man gave them to me
29:34oh
29:35it's not illegal to be kind now
29:38oh my god i am so sorry
29:46you'll be hearing from my attorney
29:48really sorry
29:49really sorry again
29:52is it okay she was probably gonna sue me anyway
29:58we're almost at the cabin time to get ready
30:08i'm ready
30:12wait what is that
30:14i made it myself
30:16made entirely of natural ingredients
30:18it delivers one gallon of mantan spray in one minute
30:21mantiside
30:22patent pending
30:23but
30:24i'm the alien tracker
30:26i'm the one that's supposed to have the weapons
30:29well
30:30you don't
30:32harry took your taser remember
30:33do you have one of those for me
30:35no
30:35i assumed we were both developing advanced anti-alien biological weaponry
30:40that is both highly effective
30:41and has zero impact on humans and the water table
30:49i'm gonna sharpen the stick
31:00don't scream
31:01jesus
31:02you scared me
31:04i am here to give you important information
31:06by hiding in my car with a richard nixon mask on
31:10i almost shot you
31:12and also almost peed myself
31:15one of those still might happen
31:17joseph the alien is back in town
31:19what
31:20did you see him
31:21face forward
31:22you don't ask the questions
31:23i ask the questions
31:25fine
31:26go ahead
31:29go ahead what
31:29ask a question
31:31i don't have a question
31:33i'm just telling you
31:34that joseph is here
31:35i saw him myself
31:37it is your job
31:38as town constable
31:40to arrest him
31:41do you think constable
31:42is the word they used for police during the 1970s
31:45i said you don't ask the questions
31:46you can use any resource you need to pursue this person
31:50the mayor has to sign off on that
31:53the mayor can't be involved in this
31:54you're simply using your discretionary budget
31:57to investigate a tip from an anonymous citizen
31:59this meeting
32:01this meeting
32:02is over
32:07please turn off the child lock
32:15what a ding dong
32:22yeah her husband
32:23brad
32:24passed away right before the baby was born
32:27hemo phagocytic
32:29lymphohistiositosis
32:30i know it's a mouthful
32:31you should really not let the baby's feet
32:34point out like that
32:36if they grow that way
32:37she might turn out to be like a ballet dancer
32:40what's wrong with ballet
32:41it's just like so like
32:45you know
32:46yeah
32:50we've got a problem
32:53joseph is back in town
32:56joseph joseph
32:59yeah
33:00yeah look i know you're going through some things
33:03but you have to come back to work
33:05i need your help to track him down
33:07joseph ain't my problem anymore
33:09hell as far as i know he don't even exist
33:11i hallucinated him too
33:12and why are you wearing civilian clothes
33:16that's that's all you have to say to me
33:19the town needs you
33:20i need you
33:22joseph almost killed us
33:23and you didn't hallucinate anything
33:25you saw an alien
33:27you know joseph is an alien
33:29accept it and get over it
33:31and come back so we can figure things out
33:34you want to know why
33:35i am wearing civilian clothes at work
33:37because i refuse to wear a uniform
33:39that's too big for me
33:40just because my boss is too blind
33:41to see what's right in front of him
33:45oh come on
33:54hello mr president
33:58i'm not even gonna ask
34:00oh shit jude i need your help with something
34:0210-4 i'm on it what do you need
34:03blood
34:04they won't take mine in the clinic so i have plenty extra
34:06no come on
34:11what i need you to take her out back
34:14don't let anybody see you
34:15yes
34:16affirmative i'm on it
34:17stat
34:17yep
34:17yep yep yep
34:18go go go go
34:19oh oh
34:21do you want me to breastfeed her
34:24probably not right
34:26no
34:26okay wait
34:27could you
34:27how do you think kevin gets such a smooth skin
34:30oh dear just okay
34:34well hello my two favorite people
34:36hey
34:36hey
34:37need a drink
34:38i sure as hell do
34:39hmm
34:43what can i get you
34:53i don't mean to bug ya
34:56or bugger ya
34:58baby got thorax
35:00oh you are no lady
35:02harry
35:03hello
35:04hi
35:05pasta
35:06my friend
35:08how are you
35:09i was worried maybe i shouldn't just show up
35:11uh
35:12i brought pizza
35:15i feel like it's been so long since we've had a chance to really hang out
35:18i was going to avoid mating with a local human but she is clearly attracted to me
35:23this would speed up my hunt for a mate
35:26i'm not hungry right now
35:28even though your head looks delicious
35:31oh not even for pizza
35:32okay then
35:34let's just sit and catch up
35:41this is nice
35:43i was trying to give you space because i know you're still dealing with losing bridget
35:47i can only imagine how hard that is
35:51well
35:52i think i need to talk to someone
35:54i've been feeling a little lost
35:58just
35:58we were on that ship
36:01in space
36:02and and the moon was not the moon but it is the moon and so every time i look at
36:07the moon now i can't look at the moon the same way
36:08i left a little part of myself up there or something i left a little part of myself up there
36:12or something i just
36:13ugh
36:14just that
36:18oh
36:18but i'd like to get to know you
36:20yes i would
36:22but i'd like to get to know you
36:24if i could
36:38oh
36:39oh
36:39no thank you
36:40mm-mm
36:41oh god
36:43should you be smoking
36:45so much
36:46i-i know you're upset about bridget but you are supposed to be a doctor remember
36:51people have already complained about you touching the white parts of their band-aids
36:54you are showing affection for me
36:56well yeah you know you're one of my closest friends you know i love you
37:05what are you doing
37:07what are you doing
37:08oh god do i smell
37:10you are ovulating
37:13it's
37:14hey
37:17oh no oh god okay
37:19wow
37:20time flies i-i gotta go
37:22gotta go to work
37:23this has been
37:24a lot of fun
37:25bye
37:35what are you doing here
37:36also
37:36what the hell is going on with harry
37:38oh hello osta
37:40or should i say
37:41the alien sympathizer
37:43what are you talking about
37:44we know you're working for the mantid
37:46the who
37:47she said the mantid
37:52too bad osta
37:54now i'm going to have to kill you too
37:57okay
37:58maybe she's not working for the mantid
38:14if you try grabbing that
38:17and if you try to escape
38:19i will have to kill you before i eat you
38:23but i'd rather eat you alive
38:25humans go bad so quickly
38:28don't you dare touch them
38:29and what the hell have you done with harry
38:31don't worry about harry
38:34harry is very far away
38:37and after i eat you three
38:39no one else will ever have any idea
38:43that i'm not really him
38:45this is some bullshit
38:46go ahead
38:47eat us
38:48mantids only eat heads
38:49they'll find our bodies and know you didn't
38:51correction
38:53mantids can eat bodies
38:56we just prefer the heads is the best part
39:00it's like eating off the top of a cupcake
39:02i like the bottom of the cupcake more than the top
39:04it's so weird
39:08harry
39:13you escaped
39:16i'm impressed
39:17because i am smarter than you
39:19and i'm stronger than you
39:20and son of a bitch
39:21is that pepperoni
39:24why did you call that guy harry
39:26because he's harry
39:34no he's not
39:35he's just a guy
39:39i'm tempted to kill you in my human form
39:43but alien to alien
39:45this will be much more fun
39:57i'm gonna need a minute
39:58bridget
40:01kill that sumbitch
40:09disappointed
40:10why don't you take a rest
40:13i got this
40:14yes
40:21harry did you lose your alien powers
40:23no
40:24i'm a little bit jet-lagged
40:29i guess i'll be eating all four of you then
40:37i'm going to need some more ketchup
40:42try to catch up to this bug
40:44run
40:46pasta you are driving
40:51go go go
40:52please go back
40:54stop telling me how to drive
40:55why are you back to go
40:57humans already live in a prison
40:59a prison they create for themselves
41:04a prison of beliefs that hold them back from being the best version of who they are
41:13you are
41:13hi sir
41:16nice to have you back
41:17you are in the city
41:19set me free of this town
41:23for my soul is weary
41:27can't see past the cloud
41:31show me the horizon
41:34there are a million things in this world that keep humans from moving forward
41:46there are a million things in this world that keep humans from moving forward
41:49i'm gonna bust out of town
41:52i'm gonna bust out of town
41:53for my soul is weary
41:57can't see past the cloud
42:08i don't have her
42:13i don't know
42:16i don't know
42:19i don't know
42:21i'm gonna bust out of town
42:21for a sun from above
42:25take a ride up the canyon
42:27we'll take good care of you
42:30we'll take good care of you
42:33sometimes it just takes a little faith in others to help you
42:37sorrows sink like stone
42:39and faith in yourself for having the strength to make your life what you want it to be
42:49but sometimes those prison walls are so high it is impossible to escape
42:56especially when the prison you are in is the hunk of skin and blood keeping you alive
43:02for my soul is weary
43:07i can't see past the clouds
43:14ou
43:15ou
43:19ou
43:21ou
43:22ou
43:22ou
43:23ou
43:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:41Bill.
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