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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 08: Mine Town
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00:11Previously on Resident Evil
00:18Welcome again to my podcast where I will discuss the search for Peterbott's son, Robert
00:23Good work, deputy. It's the alien stuff. It's all connected
00:26The mantid might still be alive
00:28You can't kill me
00:29But I can kill you
00:31And how's the lady wrong?
00:33Sorry, the kick like a little fancy dancer
00:35I decided to stop drinking and I found an AA meeting
00:38So now that the baby is safe, I want to tell Venegate the truth
00:42You killed your own dad to save me
00:44Don't make it weird
00:48What the?
01:02Hey, looks like I gotta pack up
01:14Let's go
01:14Hey, mostra
01:42Are you comfortable in there?
01:47Sorry, Jules, you can't come with me, but you've been such a good host.
02:19Humans do not like change.
02:21They find comfort in their lives staying the same.
02:24I think for humans, seeing your son hugging an alien does not count as comfort.
02:30Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing?
02:34It's making me want to barf.
02:36Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered.
02:47Thank you for turning back into a human.
02:51That was a lot.
02:54It was easy.
02:55It was like putting on a coat.
02:56One with broad shoulders, great hair, and nipples like Spanish doubloons.
03:02Well, thanks for ruining history and nipples for us.
03:06So now you know I am an alien.
03:10We are not too different.
03:12Now get out.
03:13I need to break up my father into pieces, turn him into a rock garden by the lake.
03:17Not so fast.
03:19We still have a few questions.
03:21So you really went to space?
03:22Was it neat?
03:23Did you learn anything?
03:24It seems like a question you could ask on the way home.
03:26And why are you asking him?
03:28Like, he just went on some school trip.
03:30He left the planet.
03:31I was only up there for like 10 minutes.
03:34And then when I got back, I grew a beard because I touched one of Harry's balls.
03:37I knew it!
03:40Metal spheres.
03:42Alien technology from my planet to assist me if I got lost.
03:45And did you say I knew it?
03:47You think I'm scrotuming your son?
03:50I'm no freak.
03:51I like birds.
03:57What the hell is that thing?
03:58This isn't my son!
03:59I don't call your son a thing.
04:02Calls me a shaved squirrel, pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad.
04:11No more screen time!
04:13What the hell is happening?
04:15There's, uh, there's little aliens?
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:17There's praying mantis aliens?
04:19Why not?
04:19On Earth?
04:20How could you keep this all a secret?
04:22Yeah, buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town doctor is an alien?
04:26You know, he prescribes Adderall.
04:28But sometimes won't.
04:30I did tell you.
04:32You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school in Georgia for special kids.
04:40And it was a nice school.
04:42Mm-hmm.
04:42You know, they, they, they had horses.
04:46They did.
04:48They might want coffee.
04:50They didn't think about it.
04:52Oh, I call him that, too.
04:54Ha!
04:56Lena, it's me.
04:57I was right about Jules being an alien, okay?
04:59So could you just give me a call when you get this message and just know I'm pretty sure
05:02Cletus is farting because he misses you, okay?
05:07Did you get a hold of her?
05:08She thinks I'm crazy.
05:09I mean, you know, I sit in the car for hours stalking a woman.
05:12She goes out for a cigarette.
05:13I put a bullet through her and I'm the crazy one?
05:15Huh.
05:16I'm still trying to process that I had drinks with a mantid.
05:19And she stuck me with the bill.
05:21What a B-I-T-C-H.
05:23You know what?
05:23She's a murderer.
05:24I'll just say bitch.
05:28Did you, uh, you send a car over to Lena's?
05:30Yeah.
05:31They're keeping an eye on her.
05:32They also searched Jules' house, found nothing.
05:36She's gone.
05:36We gotta put a stop to this thing.
05:38Old mining day starts the day after tomorrow and sounds like this mantid's planning on turning
05:41it into an all-you-can-eat buffet with me as a side dish.
05:45I'm not some damn floppy broccolini.
05:47Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato with extra bacon.
05:50Damn, now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself.
05:54So you lied when you said that Harry wasn't an alien.
05:57He wasn't an alien then?
05:58My life has been a roller coaster.
06:01Hi.
06:02We need to talk.
06:03Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes if they never knock-knock?
06:07We saw your car outside.
06:08You guys just hanging out?
06:10That's us.
06:10We're the, uh, family who hangs out with the town doctor who, uh, happens to be an alien.
06:15Remember your therapy.
06:16Go to your happy place.
06:18What?
06:18They saw Max hugging me in my alien form after I killed my father.
06:23His corpse is under that blanket.
06:26I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out of his crotch and it broke.
06:32Big day.
06:33Normally that would be a lot to take in, but it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds.
06:38Hmm.
06:39Well, you know what's really disturbing is the fact that this whole time the two of you have known about
06:43our baby and you didn't tell us.
06:44That's why we're here.
06:45We decided to finally tell you guys everything.
06:47We just came to tell Harry first, but you're already here and he told you.
06:51So, two birds, one stone.
06:53You really expect me to believe that?
06:54Keeping this a secret from you, Kate has been torture for me.
06:58Oh, I'm sorry.
06:59I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby has been so tough for you.
07:02What, what can I do to ease your pain?
07:04Hey, hey, hey.
07:04Look, I know this is all really upsetting, but Darcy's been through a lot lately.
07:08It's okay.
07:09It's all right.
07:10I'm, I'm sober now.
07:11You're sober?
07:12Well, that's great.
07:14Yeah, thanks.
07:14I've been going to AA, so.
07:16Oh, I, sorry.
07:17I just thought you meant you were sober right now.
07:20So you assume I'm always drunk?
07:21Your coffee mug says wine time.
07:23That was a gift from you.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:25Why would I leave Patience to see the world when I have all the excitement I need right here?
07:30I, I know you're mad, but we were just trying to protect Daisy.
07:33You named our baby?
07:35You were planning on leaving Patience without telling me?
07:37What?
07:37Oh, no, um, it's just something my dad brought up.
07:40Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, okay?
07:42I swear we were going to tell you guys, but it wasn't safe.
07:45The Greys were watching you, okay?
07:47And Harry said...
07:48Yes, of course.
07:49Harry, who apparently is an alien, making decisions like he knows what's best for our family.
07:54Well, guess what?
07:54He doesn't.
07:55Harry is the one who convinced the Greys to leave your baby alone.
07:58He literally put himself up as collateral.
08:00And he killed his own father to save me.
08:02And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace poker doing it.
08:05Well, despite your many sacrifices, I would really appreciate if you would leave my family alone from now on.
08:10You were in my house.
08:11I mean it, okay?
08:12Hey, why don't we call Sheriff Mike?
08:14We'll see what he thinks about it.
08:15You cannot tell anyone, especially Mike and Liv.
08:17Harry is trying to stop the mantid.
08:19The last thing he needs is Mike and Liv slowing him down.
08:21Sorry, no, I, I cannot lie to Mike.
08:23He always knows I won't be able to look him in the eye.
08:26I would poke your eyes out, but my fireplace poker is stuck in my dead father.
08:43Ben, hey, we need to talk.
08:53Didn't you hear me?
08:54I said we need to talk.
08:56Last night, I came face to face with the mantid.
08:59I think it read minds and shapeshift.
09:01And guess who it shapeshifted into?
09:03Jules Gardner.
09:06I knew it.
09:07You know, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend, she was a monster.
09:10No, no, this isn't Jules.
09:12This is the mantid.
09:12The real Jules is probably dead.
09:14Yeah, well, we all make choices.
09:18What's going on with you, huh?
09:20Why do you keep looking away from me?
09:22Uh, don't know what you're talking about.
09:25Nothing's going on.
09:26Okay, so if nothing's wrong, then why can't you look me in my eyes and say that?
09:30I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic.
09:34Well, there can't be any power dynamics when there's no dynamics.
09:38It's just power, and it belongs to me.
09:39I radiate power.
09:41You're just a figurehead.
09:42Wrong.
09:43You know, I approve budgets, make proclamations.
09:46I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year.
09:50And I came up with the new town motto, small town, big hearts.
09:54You know, I pretty much run this town.
09:56Good.
09:57Then cancel old mining days.
09:59What?
10:01Uh, that's impossible.
10:03Every hotel in town is booked.
10:04Including the one where the mantid ate the guy's head?
10:06I'd have to petition the town council, and they don't meet until next week.
10:10But come on, hang on here.
10:12Uh, you know, as mayor, I will use every weapon in my arsenal to protect the townspeople.
10:20Okay, so just the megaphone and the oversized gavel you use to call meetings to order?
10:25It's not oversized.
10:26It's proportional to the gavel block.
10:28Sure it is.
10:30Well, let's just hope the new town motto doesn't become small town, overcrowded cemeteries.
10:35Well, it wouldn't, because the town slogan is up to me.
10:44Humans should not be afraid of change.
10:46They need to learn how to adapt.
10:48Like I did when I lost my alien energy.
10:50And that time the diner ran out of pie.
10:53I did not cry about it.
10:54I just followed the man who ordered the last piece and left a note on his car that said pie
10:58pig.
11:00Look at me.
11:01Look at me.
11:29Whee!
11:29I'm not leaving patients.
11:30I'm not leaving patients.
11:30And if I did, I'd go alone.
11:33Alone?
11:33How could you go without me?
11:36If I went to my home planet, I would bring you with me.
11:38Then I'd die because I need oxygen to breathe.
11:42But we would be together.
11:44I take it back.
11:46I hate change.
11:57I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze.
12:00Mike said the mantid revealed itself to him.
12:02One jewel's gardener.
12:04This is bad.
12:05If the mantid thinks its identity has been discovered, it will look for a new host.
12:10I will need your help.
12:12Well, I thought you might say that.
12:14You know, as mayor of this little hamlet, I do have the ability to get things done.
12:19I do not need a shopping center opened.
12:21I meant Max.
12:22I need someone who can see aliens.
12:25Max is a no-go.
12:27You don't need him.
12:28I have my own skill set.
12:29Like what?
12:31I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes.
12:34You are useless to me.
12:42I want Max.
12:44He is my son, and he is off limits.
12:47Ha, ha, ha!
12:48This is classic bravado.
12:50This defense mechanism to mask the fear of being powerless as a parent.
12:55Don't, don't, don't psychoanalyze me anymore, okay?
12:58You're not even a real doctor.
13:00Which, by the way, I will be expecting a refund for all the times that I paid you for therapy.
13:04If you do not let me use Max, I will tell your wife about your creepy sex dream with that
13:08ancient woman in your office, Deborah.
13:11That wasn't a sex dream.
13:13I was naked, but she had clothes on.
13:14What was the whole thing about all those moles?
13:17She said she looked like a chakra chip cookie.
13:20And you were hungry.
13:22That's why you got out the milk.
13:24You're a weird, sick little man.
13:28What about doctor-patient confidentiality?
13:30You just said that I wasn't a real doctor.
13:33You're not.
13:34So you can forget about Max.
13:36I will not let you use my son to help you hunt down some dangerous mantid.
13:41This refusal shows growth.
13:46You're finally starting to assert yourself.
13:48I mean, this is incredible progress.
13:52Well, thanks.
13:56Let's pay all the way out.
14:23Let's pay all the way out.
14:25Well, look at that.
14:27Sir, you might want to see this.
14:31I took this with a trail cam I set up in the mantid feeding ground.
14:36What is Oster doing in the middle of nowhere?
14:38And who is she with?
14:38If the mantid has been active there, then whoever it is, looks like they're trying to cover it up.
14:44Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, though.
14:45Why would Oster want to help that monster?
14:48Maybe it's not about helping the mantid.
14:50Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her.
14:54Protect them from what, though?
14:55From being exposed.
14:58Because they're not human.
15:02So then, who is this non-human?
15:13Hi.
15:14What can I get you, sailor?
15:16Remember, just because I'm not drinking doesn't mean you can't.
15:19Somebody's got to keep this place in business.
15:22No, I'm good.
15:23I just need a break from Harry.
15:25Who keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town?
15:29I don't know.
15:30Why?
15:31It's not like you're actually leaving.
15:33I know.
15:34Stupid.
15:35Totally.
15:39But why is it stupid?
15:41Because you belong here.
15:43You know.
15:46And every time I went away, the one thing I always knew was that you'd be here when I got
15:51back.
15:51You're the constant.
15:53Yep.
15:55That's me.
15:57But, you know, if I left, it's not like things would fall apart.
16:00Life would go on.
16:02Wait, are you actually considering leaving?
16:07Like, like for real?
16:09No, I'm not saying I'm doing it.
16:11It's just, I don't know.
16:13Sometimes I wonder what else is out there.
16:16I don't hear any more, but I hear you.
16:22Oh, no, no.
16:24Oh, no.
16:26Oh, please.
16:27Oh.
16:28I'm not going anywhere.
16:29I promise.
16:31Oh, God, babe.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:33I mean it.
16:34Lars, I'm leaving.
16:38Okay.
16:39Okay.
16:51Oh, Harry.
16:52What can I get you?
16:53Uh, nothing.
16:54I refuse to eat anything from someone who suggested that Astor should leave patients.
16:58Too bad.
17:00Because a fresh apple pie just came out of the oven.
17:06I don't care.
17:08Okay.
17:14I got your note.
17:15Next time, maybe don't leave an envelope that reads top secret in my mailbox.
17:20Okay, okay.
17:21I need Max's help to kill the manton.
17:24So you have to invite him to the festival tomorrow.
17:26No, can't do.
17:27Since his parents found out about you, they barely let him out of their sight.
17:30Well, he can sneak out.
17:32Tell him that now you like him as more than a friend.
17:37Do you have something else you could wear?
17:40Something that says, I feel Philly.
17:43That is a vile scenario.
17:46Oh.
17:46And you don't need Max.
17:48I've been working on an all-organic halal manticide.
17:53Here's the formula.
17:57I am so happy to have my alien energy back.
17:59Without it, I would not understand this and would have to admit that Headscarf Girl is smarter than me.
18:07Are you okay?
18:09Huh?
18:10Yeah, I'm fine.
18:10Just, just, just, okay.
18:12I, this is not bad.
18:16And with a few added elements, I can make this work.
18:23Since Asa's on break, we respectfully wait for her in her office.
18:32While we rifle through her shit looking for clues.
18:46Look at this.
18:48Dear Asa, please accept these earth flowers as a token of my undying love, Sten, Sreely, Joseph.
18:59Asa's the one Joseph was in love with.
19:01First, she's burying shit where the Manton's tromping around now.
19:04She's dating an alien?
19:06That's sus.
19:07With a capital S and a little s.
19:11What are you doing in my office?
19:13How about we ask the questions?
19:14We saw you on a trail cam with someone up in the woods.
19:18And you were both carrying shovels.
19:20It's not a question, that's a statement.
19:23And we found this card from Joseph, who we are investigating.
19:27Not nitpick, but again, not a question.
19:28I have no clue who this Joseph is.
19:32Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to you?
19:38So, it's you and Joseph in the picture.
19:41I guess I'm gonna have to do the heavy lifting around here.
19:45Is this you and Joseph in this picture, question mark?
19:48Fine, yes, that's Joseph with me.
19:51What were you doing with shovels?
19:53Starting a community garden.
19:55What were you growing?
19:56Radishes.
20:00Okay, that tracks me.
20:01You can grow radishes in Colorado in April.
20:02You just a miracle grow?
20:03Compost.
20:04It's organic and better for root vegetables.
20:06That's a good tip.
20:07See, what I do is I bury a dead fish in the dirt.
20:09I learned that from a Snoopy Thanksgiving special.
20:11Maybe you can discuss gardening tips later, question mark.
20:17I hope you're telling the truth.
20:19Not just because we're friends, but because we're cops.
20:26Do you believe her?
20:27Oh, absolutely.
20:28Radishes are cool season crops.
20:30They can tolerate a light frost.
20:32Oh, not about that.
20:33About Joseph.
20:36Absolutely not.
20:37She was way too quick with the room under the bus.
20:39She's covering for another non-human.
20:41But who?
20:43Someone who's been here for a while.
20:46Someone she spends all her time with.
20:58Remember way back when Max said the Newtown doctor is an alien and you threatened to throw him in jail?
21:06Son of a bitch.
21:11It's the new doctor.
21:12He's an alien.
21:14Son of a bigger bitch.
21:21Hot damn.
21:22I can't believe all this time it was right under our noses.
21:25Deputy, take a big whiff.
21:28That is the smell of success.
21:31Or it's just the sharpie ink.
21:33That too.
21:34We should probably open a window.
21:47Darcy, can I come in?
21:51Yeah.
21:57I-I won't be long.
21:58It's okay.
21:59I, uh, just put Bella down.
22:02Bella?
22:03You named her.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Isabella Rose.
22:07It's my grandmother's name.
22:10It's beautiful.
22:12It's way better than Daisy.
22:13I mean, who's named Daisy these days?
22:15My aunt's dog.
22:17Love that.
22:18So much better for a dog than a spaceship.
22:22Baby.
22:24So, keeping Bella a secret.
22:29It was to protect you and her, I swear.
22:33But that doesn't make it right.
22:35And I-
22:35Look, the other night was a lot.
22:37I was overwhelmed and hurt.
22:40But I know that you were put in an impossible situation.
22:50You're my friend, and I know that we're going to get through this.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Oh, I have something to show you.
22:56Okay.
22:58Okay.
23:02That's her first smile.
23:04That's me giving her a bath.
23:06Um, that's her pulling my hair.
23:08She loves red.
23:09I don't know what it is.
23:11That is her laughing when she farted.
23:13Maybe it's when I farted.
23:14I don't know what the point is.
23:15She knows that farting is funny.
23:17Um, you know what?
23:19I actually have some stuff to do today.
23:21So, now maybe isn't the best time.
23:25What just happened?
23:27Did I do something wrong?
23:29Nope.
23:29I just don't want to do this right now.
23:32I thought we were good.
23:33This isn't about you.
23:34Well, everything was fine, and now you're upset.
23:37So, obviously, it's about me.
23:39Well, is this because you can tell I think Bella is a dumb name?
23:47Look, I'm just sad about everything I missed.
23:50Okay?
23:51And I don't have it in me to make you feel better about yourself right now.
23:54So, please just go.
24:05Chemistry is the science of change.
24:08Add or subtract just one ingredient, and everything can spiral out of control.
24:12Friendships are no different.
24:14Lost to leaving patients would act as a catalyst, rapidly destabilizing the balance of our bond.
24:19Hmm?
24:20Much like this formula, which might explode.
24:23I should probably move the snacks.
24:26Harry?
24:28Harry.
24:28Hmm?
24:30Mike and Liv were just at the clinic.
24:32They saw us on a trail cam while we were going over to dig up the mantid.
24:36Your face was blocked in the picture, so I covered for you, but it's only a matter of time before
24:39they figure it out.
24:40I do not need your help, and it's okay if you leave town.
24:43I don't care, because I've replaced you with a new friend.
24:46Little Ostex, hand me that beaker.
24:50Thanks.
24:51We're not friends.
24:52We're just partners in a joint venture.
24:55I'm not leaving patients, okay?
24:57I've got Jay, you know, and Darcy, and my dad.
25:00My life is here.
25:03I heard a lot of names, not mine.
25:07That's okay, because I have little Ostex now.
25:11She's younger than you, so statistically, she will live longer than old Ostex.
25:16Fine.
25:17Have fun with little Ostex.
25:20Sorry.
25:21It's not about you.
25:22You think I don't know that?
25:32Hi, I'm Robert.
25:37I'm Peter Bach's son.
25:41I know.
25:43I, um, heard your podcast.
25:46I didn't expect to hear my name.
25:47Since my dad died, I didn't expect anyone to be looking.
25:52You better sit down.
25:54There's something you need to know.
26:00Your father is alive.
26:04No, no, that's not possible.
26:07I, uh, uh, I saw him die.
26:11Well, the government revived him?
26:14Like, CPR?
26:16Or...
26:17It's more like Frankenstein.
26:23I, uh, I can't contact him.
26:25But the moment I hear from him, I'll tell him you're here.
26:27He'll be thrilled.
26:29Uh, that's...
26:30Oh, that's, uh, that's incredible.
26:35Until then, can you put me in jail?
26:38What?
26:39What?
26:40Why would you want that?
26:42I think someone's following me.
26:47I...
26:48I know you've been through a lot.
26:50But I promise I'll keep you safe.
26:55All I can eat.
26:59Challenge accepted.
27:09Mark, alcoholic.
27:11Thank you, Adina, for inviting me to share.
27:15My sobriety date is June 24th, 1997.
27:19I have a sponsor.
27:20I also sponsor other people.
27:23I get lost on all night.
27:23And most importantly, I have a higher power, which I call God.
27:27We all know the others.
27:29The downs.
27:30The drugs.
27:31And alcohol.
27:32The elite.
27:33Everything.
27:33And now I can live.
27:35I can live.
27:38Last night, I went to bed.
27:40No debating on whether I want to live or not.
27:44Just...
27:45Like a person.
27:46I saw someone blow through a stop sign, and I got so angry.
27:52And then it hit me.
27:54I used to do that.
27:56I'd drive drunk with my kid in the backseat.
28:00All the time.
28:02Casey, I was the best skier in my school.
28:05I had sponsorships.
28:07All of it.
28:08I got kicked off the team.
28:09I lost my scholarship, and I had to come here.
28:12I get that I need to stay sober.
28:14I get that it's my fault.
28:16But what if I stay sober, and I never get back to where I was?
28:23Sunny, alcoholic, 11 years next week.
28:29So I got a new sponsee recently, and we really hit it off.
28:34I thought we had a good thing going.
28:35Talking, meeting up, checking in.
28:38But then she went out.
28:40And so I called her and left a message.
28:42Nothing.
28:43Now the old me would have gone over there and tried to fix it.
28:46To be the one who pulled her back.
28:49Then I realized that's making someone else's journey about me.
28:54And I've been down that path.
28:55It's not good.
28:57Not everything is about me all the time.
29:01So yeah, I'm a little sad today, but I'm here.
29:04That's pretty amazing.
29:05I think it's the best of me.
29:30Nice turn out, right?
29:32Everyone looks like they're having fun.
29:34Yeah, so do kids in an outdoor bouncy house before a gust of wind rips the safety line off of
29:38little Timmy's a kite.
29:40Should have canceled.
29:41Well, I told you it was too late for that.
29:44Besides, we don't want everyone living in fear.
29:46I'm not worried.
29:51Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to the Patience Old Mining Days Festival.
29:57Uh, enjoy the festivities, but remember, the 1800s were a dangerous time.
30:03So have fun, laugh with your neighbors, but also remember, they might be trying to kill you.
30:12Hey, where have you been?
30:13I need your help.
30:14Check me out.
30:15Do I look like a tasty nugget?
30:16Something you might drool over?
30:18Not sure where this is going, but it's making me very uncomfortable.
30:21Jules the mantard said she was coming for me, right?
30:23So I just did 500 eyebrow raises so my head would sweat and release pheromone.
30:27Smell them.
30:28See that?
30:29The mantard ain't gonna be able to resist that.
30:31It's just basic science.
30:32It's also basic nonsense.
30:34I gotta get this mantard away from the crowd.
30:37I figure since I'm the bait, I'm gonna try to lure it into the mine where nobody else can get
30:41hurt.
30:41Here, look at this.
30:43There's a shaft by the south entrance that's got a caged elevator, right?
30:47Right next to it is an exposed electrical ground.
30:49Now, I planted a pry bar right by the elevator, so once the mantard is inside, I'm gonna jam the
30:53bar between the electrical wire and the cage.
30:56And that current should fry that mother bugger real good.
30:59Now we just need to find the mantard.
31:01Yeah, well, if Dr. V is an alien, he's connected to the mantard, so we just watch him, wait until
31:08they make contact.
31:09How do you know they're connected?
31:11Well, what are the odds of two aliens being in the same town and not knowing each other?
31:16Isn't it a little racist assuming all aliens know each other?
31:19Of course it's not racist.
31:21They ain't human.
31:22How's he gonna be racist when they ain't even a part of the superior race?
31:26The hell?
31:28Why is he looking at me?
31:30I'm the looker, he's the lookie.
31:31Lookers look, lookies get looked at.
31:33See, if he was human, he would know that.
31:36Stupid alien.
31:37Oh, yeah.
31:42Oh, really?
31:43Guess you got tired of trying to steal my best friend, so instead you thought you'd steal my costume.
31:47Judy, I don't have time for this.
31:49Of course, Judy.
31:50My name.
31:50I'm Biddy Henshaw, first female liner in Patience.
31:55I wear the same thing every year, and I tell the story of Biddy Henshaw for the festival,
32:00and I know you know that because last year you threw a tomato at me.
32:04Are you even wearing panties made out of burlap?
32:07Yeah, that's what I thought.
32:13Why are you staring at the sheriff?
32:16Because the mantid is hunting him, and once it appears and attacks, I will squirt it with my manticide.
32:24You mean my manticide?
32:26We will settle ownership once my legal team has reviewed the contract.
32:30Hi.
32:31Okay, what is the plan here?
32:33How are you going to kill the manti with all these people around?
32:35Little Osta, could you please tell this time-traveling newsie that she is a bad friend, and I'm not talking
32:42to her.
32:43Little Osta, could you tell this alien toddler to quit pouting because we have bigger things to deal with?
32:49I refuse to be a part of this dysfunctional triangle.
32:51You know, maybe real friends support their friends no matter what they choose to do because, I don't know, they
32:56just want them to be happy.
32:58Yes, or maybe real friends do not abandon you after you have planned an entire Pizza City future for them.
33:05Uh, guys, where'd your mic go?
33:10This is your fault, because you distracted me, and now I want pizza.
33:15I don't know what is going on with him.
33:17I told him I'm not even planning on leaving town.
33:20I get it.
33:21Chasing dreams isn't easy.
33:23I ventured out into the great unknown.
33:25It's tough out there.
33:27Okay, I'll take that under advisement.
33:29For now, we need a real plan.
33:31Harry has a plan.
33:32He's using Sheriff Micah's bait, and once the mantid goes after him, he's going to blast it with my manticide.
33:39Mike stalking Harry, Harry tailoring Mike, it's ridiculous.
33:46Hey, kid.
33:47Do you know if any of these booths sell cream for a butt rash?
33:55This is so unfair.
33:57Zahar's at the festival helping Harry kill the mantid, and I'm going grocery shopping with my mom and baby space
34:02sister.
34:02Please don't call her that.
34:04Or Moon Baby, or Starship Sally.
34:06You'll give her a complex.
34:07I'm the only one that can actually see aliens.
34:10It's the one thing I'm good at.
34:12I told you, your dad and I will not risk anything happening to you.
34:16Don't think so unhappening.
34:18I've got protection.
34:19What the hell is that?
34:20It's a teaser that can zap aliens.
34:23Okay, that is it, all right?
34:25No more alien hunting.
34:27You were grounded.
34:28You were so grounded from everything.
34:31Valero?
34:32Hi.
34:33Uh, yes.
34:35And could you check the tire pressure suit, please?
34:38Thank you so much.
34:41Max?
34:42Max?
34:55Jules?
34:57Are you here?
35:02I called a bunch of times.
35:28I called a bunch of times.
36:04Don't it feel so good to know you ain't done nothing wrong?
36:07Don't it feel so good to know you've been right all along?
36:11Don't it feel so good to know that you are the one to always be on the trigger side of
36:18the gun?
36:19You go on.
36:20I'll be on the bench tonight.
36:23I don't need to be there when your torch is burning bright.
36:26Cause if you throw that rocket's hide your hand, everybody's gotta choose a side again.
36:35Divide and conquer, that's the game, my friend.
36:38There ain't nothing new under the sun.
37:09Come on now, let's call it over.
37:11That's the game that's going to bite off our butt.
37:13Hey, hold on, I told you that in sanctity of therapy.
37:15You can't be saying that shit out in public.
37:18Deputy, what are you doing here?
37:19I thought we agreed to split up.
37:20I know, but Asta grabbed me and honestly, she's stronger than she looks.
37:24Okay, now that you're all here.
37:25The other day, you asked me about the person in the trail cam.
37:28Well, it wasn't Joseph.
37:30It was Harry.
37:31And it's time that we come out with this.
37:38Harry isn't alien.
37:49Harry is a lot of things, okay?
37:51He's annoying and selfish, and he is easily distracted by turkey legs, but he is not shady.
37:55He's a really good alien, and he's got pretty awesome powers, and you just need to get over
38:01yourselves and work together.
38:02Hey, if you'll excuse me, I have to go tell Biddy Henshaw's story.
38:08Just so we're clear, I still don't trust you, and I don't usually work with a partner.
38:13Right, because I'm just his emotional support deputy.
38:33Uh, Kate?
38:36Garci, I really have to go.
38:37I just need a second.
38:39About the pictures, I realize now it wasn't about helping you, it was about me.
38:45I guess I kind of have a habit of making things about myself.
38:49I didn't see it then, but I do now.
38:53So, if you don't want me around, I get it.
38:56But just know that I'm here for you.
39:02For you, however that looks.
39:18Can you watch her for me?
39:19I've got to go find Max, and I need to leave her with someone I can trust.
39:23Yeah, of course.
39:24Hi.
39:26Hi.
39:27Hi.
39:27Hi.
39:30I'm gone for a while.
39:32Here's my house.
39:33Oh, I already have one.
39:35Oh, great.
39:37Thanks.
39:43Hi.
39:44Hi, Isabella.
39:46Hello, Bella.
39:48Hey, Bill.
39:49How's it going, Bill?
39:50Probably should get a nickname or something.
39:53How about Daisy?
39:53Yeah, don't tell your mom.
39:55You ever feel like the world is daring you to make a move?
39:59Like every step forward is a fight, and every step back is surrender.
40:06For me, Biddy Henshaw, that's what it felt like when I packed up what little I had and headed out
40:13to Patience in the 1800s.
40:15I was a widow with two kids, leaving the only home I'd ever known behind.
40:22All I had was a sliver of hope that something better might be waiting for me out there.
40:28And when I got to Patience, I didn't find much.
40:33But I found a way.
40:35I became a minor.
40:37The first female one, I might add.
40:45I wonder if Biddy ever felt scared before leaving.
40:49She must have, right?
40:51Maybe she felt stuck.
40:53Held in place by fear.
40:56Just not knowing what else was out there.
41:02Who knows if she ever knew for sure what the right choice was.
41:07But she made one.
41:11And she didn't let herself stay stuck forever.
41:16I guess that's what really matters.
41:21Again?
41:22What?
41:25Judy!
41:30She's got a blowing finger.
41:32You know, it can levitate stuff with your mind.
41:33Is that strictly an E.T. thing?
41:35That's offensive.
41:36Uh, what if I asked, uh, do all sheriffs have a badge and a gun?
41:41We do.
41:42Oh.
41:43Well, mine just does this.
41:47This one does this.
41:48Listen, listen.
41:49Once we bait the mantle into the mine and into the elevator, we're gonna fry it with electricity.
41:55Hey, you know, if we save the town, maybe they'll even build a statue if I send them to town
42:01square.
42:01I prefer a memorial plaza with an eternal flame.
42:04No, no, flames are too flashy.
42:05Plus, they go out.
42:06A statue?
42:07Statues forever.
42:08You can push over a statue.
42:10Not mine.
42:10I'm gonna design it myself, and I'm gonna make it 8% bigger than my actual size.
42:14See, that's the sweet spot where people look at it, and they say, oh, my goodness.
42:17I didn't know he was that big.
42:19But not so big that they say, oh, my goodness, this guy's compensating.
42:23Sheriff, I just saw a suspicious-looking man heading into the mine's north entrance, and he was smoking a cigarette.
42:2910-4, deputy.
42:30Keep your eye out.
42:31We're gonna go in.
42:32All right, doc.
42:33Get your game face on.
42:36Is there time for more turkey leg?
42:38No.
42:40All right, come on.
42:43Max, just in time.
42:44Harry's about to go into the mine.
42:46Harry, wait!
42:54I see it.
42:55I see the mantid.
42:59That's just Deputy Liv.
43:04No, it's not.
43:11Deputy Liv is the mantid.
43:16If it isn't you now, then you're waiting your turn.
43:20You go on.
43:22I'll be on the bench tonight.
43:24I don't need to be there.
43:26When your torch is burning bright.
43:28Cause it's throw that rocket.
43:30Hide your hand.
43:32Everybody's got to choose a side again.
43:36Divide and conquer.
43:38That's the game, my friend.
43:40There ain't nothing new under the sun.
43:43Beautiful.
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