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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 04: Truth Hurts
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00:04Previously on Resident Alien...
00:06The alien airplane is gone.
00:07It looked like a little piece of glass.
00:08Give me a simple yes or no.
00:10Was that Kate's baby?
00:12And she was taken by aliens, and then we were on a spaceship, which is actually inside the moon.
00:16I'm starting to remember.
00:18She was there.
00:19So, how does this time travel thing work?
00:21I'll have you back to 1870 in no time.
00:241970!
00:25The Grays stole my alien energy.
00:28I need it back.
00:29To kill the mantid.
00:30To save Earth.
00:31Max to Bridget.
00:32I think he's trying to catch the mantid.
00:35Huh?
00:36Oh, hey, guys.
00:38Heather?
00:39Honey, I'm home.
00:52God bless you.
00:55When you're talking to me
00:57And I'm straight forward to my TV shows
01:00What the plans ain't gonna be on my son's shit at a ranch
01:03What's gonna do to me and what's my age in my life?
01:12Hey.
01:14Hey, Darce.
01:15What are you doing out here?
01:17You don't want to welcome me home?
01:19My parents?
01:20I gotta be welcomed home by a broken toilet
01:22being urine on their bed.
01:27How was your fancy Roman ski school?
01:29It's good.
01:31I don't know.
01:33I miss home.
01:36Actually, I missed you.
01:39Missed you too, bud.
01:41No, dummy.
01:43I mean, I really missed you.
01:49I like you.
01:50I, like, missed you.
01:52I thought you were dating all those ski guys.
01:54Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb.
01:58Hot, though.
01:59They're really hot.
01:59There's one model and...
02:01Please stop.
02:03Those guys aren't...
02:06You.
02:08You're serious.
02:10I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta.
02:13Vomit comment.
02:14Vomit.
02:15Vomit.
02:17Vomit.
02:20Doris!
02:21Guys!
02:22Judy, what the hell?
02:24Somebody call the cops.
02:27Ryan!
02:28Ryan!
02:29Go, go, go, go, go.
02:29Go, go, go, go, go.
02:30Come on, go, go, go!
02:31Come on, go, go!
02:32Come on, go, go, go, go!
02:37Ow!
02:54Say hi to your daddy, kids.
02:57Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles, Aiden, Caden, Pauly,
03:02Luce, and Harry Jr.
03:05Oh, well, they definitely have their daddy's nose.
03:11Something feels different about my Heather.
03:14Harry, look, I know.
03:16I know, okay?
03:17I get it.
03:18It's a lot.
03:19But I really do think that you're going to be a great father,
03:21and I just...
03:23I have to tell you that I've thought about you
03:25every single day since I left.
03:27I have thought about you, too, my love.
03:30It's true.
03:31I still love her as much as before,
03:33but something is missing.
03:35I...
03:35Is it because she left?
03:37Is it because she betrayed me?
03:39You're the love of my life,
03:41and I am so, so sorry.
03:45Oh, that's it.
03:47Now that I am human, I find her face repulsive.
03:53You know who caused all this?
03:55It's that hybrid gray, Joseph.
03:58He threatened my family, Harry,
04:00and I didn't know what to do,
04:02but I can't run anymore.
04:04She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy.
04:07But Joseph will not be a problem.
04:09He only has one arm.
04:09He no longer works for the grays.
04:11He's ugly.
04:12I mean, unlike you,
04:13who is the opposite of ugly.
04:16Is there also a smell?
04:18Harry, I'll never leave you again.
04:20You're the most incredible,
04:21beautiful being I have ever met.
04:23And you...
04:25And you are also...
04:28Beautiful.
04:29Aw.
04:30I love how your eyes just bulge out from your face
04:34like a...
04:35like a fish, but a bird.
04:38Aw.
04:40No.
04:40No, no.
04:42Oh, your breath, it's, uh...
04:45Your breath is very...
04:47gamey.
04:51You know what?
04:52That's mantid.
04:55Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this.
04:57I killed a mantid.
04:57Ate his guts.
04:59Asta was out there.
05:00I saved her damn life.
05:01She did not thank me,
05:03so I'm kind of messed up.
05:04You killed the mantid?
05:06Yeah.
05:07That is great news.
05:08It's outside under the canoe.
05:10FYI.
05:10Yeah, I saved you some guts.
05:12You hungry?
05:13Yeah.
05:14You're...
05:15Her...
05:17I mean, yum.
05:18Yum, yum, yum.
05:19But not now, I think.
05:20Not now.
05:21No, no, no.
05:21Okay.
05:22I'll put it in here for safekeeping.
05:24Are you serious?
05:25Look, Harry, I know you don't know if you can trust me.
05:28I just want to tell you that I love you.
05:30And I hope that someday you can forgive me.
05:34Of course I forgive you, my love.
05:38I'm out of here.
05:41I'm going to keep my eyes closed
05:42so I don't get distracted by all that beauty.
05:46My love, what if we were to reunite in human form?
05:51Yes, because you were a human when you left me,
05:54and we could just pretend if you take a human form.
05:58Now, it would be like nothing ever happened.
06:01Like time has gone backwards.
06:03That is so romantic.
06:05Yes!
06:06I will see you in the bedroom.
06:09Oh, I love it when you rub your...
06:14I want to say fuzz around your beak.
06:17Yeah, that's my face, fuzz.
06:19It definitely doesn't make your head look like a moldy piece of fruit.
06:22Hey, Harry, I'm drenched.
06:34Wow.
06:36That was a lot.
06:37Yeah.
06:39Sorry, the giant praying mantis attack or going back in time?
06:42How is me coming here to talk about a plan for the baby who was raised on a spaceship
06:46the most normal part of this conversation?
06:49We don't have a plan.
06:51Yet.
06:52Sorry.
06:53I know, I know.
06:54I get it.
06:55I can't stop thinking about how awful this whole thing is, but it's too dangerous.
07:01The Greys are still watching Ben and Kate.
07:03It's obvious from the cameras I planted all over their house.
07:06Okay, again?
07:07I am an officer of the court.
07:09Please stop telling me how you two are breaking the law.
07:11Who's breaking the law?
07:12These two, all the time, with all their alien stuff.
07:19But obviously, a protest to bring attention to undocumented immigrants is very great.
07:30So you two should keep doing that.
07:33Well, let me know when the next one is, I'll come with.
07:37Cool.
07:38Cool.
07:39She doesn't know?
07:41Of course she doesn't know.
07:42Well, apparently everyone else knows.
07:44I said, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
07:46You know, it would just be nice to feel included.
07:48Especially when aliens are trying to kill us all.
07:51Well, good news, because Harry needs us to come get rid of that mantid alien body.
07:55So, you want to come?
07:59Pass.
08:00All right.
08:02We're just trying to include you.
08:03That's what you said.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Make sure you get to pray in mantis prayer hands right.
08:08And also, these things.
08:12Oh, and of course, those big old eyes.
08:15Remember, they're not front-headed eyes, they're side-headed eyes.
08:18Like two big-ass security cameras.
08:20You know, the bulger kind.
08:21The ones you see like up in a yoga shop in the corner.
08:24I'm still trying to capture the, he was standing like a man who just found out his roommate wore his
08:29favorite pants.
08:31Well, look, Debbie, I can't help it if I'm a master of the simile.
08:34All right?
08:34And why are you being so surly, huh?
08:36I told you in that cave, I said, don't drink that water because you're going to have to piss.
08:39And then you're probably going to miss out on seeing an alien.
08:41You remember that?
08:42I don't remember that.
08:44Huh.
08:49Oh, now, deputy, that there is a work of art.
08:55Who's peeing now?
08:56Nothing.
08:58Hi, Deborah.
08:59Third call this week about a metal Sasquatch up in the mountain.
09:03Okay, why don't you go ahead and put that in that file I set up called Whack-A-Doodles and
09:07Rooster Complaints.
09:09Thank you, Deborah.
09:13You heard that, right?
09:14You don't need to tell your cyborg Sasquatch friend he needs to be a little more stealthy.
09:17All right?
09:18The last thing we need is more people going around reporting, seeing weird things.
09:21Hell, we already got an alien that can see how much yogurt you got.
09:25I'm assuming you haven't told Lena?
09:27Have I told Lena that the killer's an alien?
09:30Hell no.
09:30I don't need her looking at me the way I used to look at you.
09:33No.
09:33No one needs that.
09:36But you know you're not crazy.
09:43No, I am not.
10:02Manted removal experts, LLC at your service.
10:05Just kidding.
10:06We've never done this before.
10:07We're not experts.
10:09We're also not an LLC.
10:11Hey, how's everything with Heather?
10:14Is she...
10:15Oh, Charles?
10:17What the hell is that?
10:20That is one of our darling children.
10:22You should organize a large group gift like a stroller, because we have plenty of bibs and worms.
10:29Hi, Alistair.
10:31Hi, Darcy.
10:33I see you guys met the kiddos.
10:37Where's Charles?
10:40Oh, he...
10:41Bridget!
10:43Bridget!
10:44Bridget!
10:45No!
10:45No!
10:46You drop it!
10:47Drop!
10:49Drop it!
10:51Drop it!
10:54There we go!
10:56We must play.
10:58We must play.
10:58Look more like eating.
11:00Bet you want a bath now.
11:01Don't you, Charles?
11:02Go play outside!
11:02I bet you do.
11:03I bet you do.
11:05I bet you don't even need bath toys, do you?
11:07Because you're your own rubber ducky.
11:09Yes, you are.
11:10Yes, you are, little baby.
11:13Bridget, I can see your faces.
11:15Do not say anything.
11:17Oh, I want to say, like, a thousand things.
11:20So, you're going to have rays, alien bird babies, even though you're human?
11:24Shh!
11:26Heather does not know that I am human, and you will not tell her, because you will ruin everything
11:29if you do.
11:30You have to tell her the truth.
11:33Maybe she'll be okay with it.
11:34I do not know if she would, because I will not be telling her.
11:38Everything is perfect right now.
11:40Hey, Harry, could you hand me that bag?
11:42Just so you guys know, I'm still nursing, and I need a pump.
11:46Get it, girl.
11:47Yeah, total respect.
11:48Nice.
12:08I thought more was coming, but it wasn't.
12:13Oh, boy.
12:20Big load.
12:22Okay.
12:24All set for tomorrow.
12:27Oh, yeah.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Everything's perfect.
12:37The babies take after their father.
12:40You can really see it in their cloacas.
12:44Nope.
12:44I'm good.
12:46You're a good mother.
12:48You are a good daddy.
12:49Daddy.
12:53So what's going on, daddy?
12:56Do you have a gift for mommy today?
12:59Well, I got a gift.
13:00It's a gift I've been giving you.
13:02Oh.
13:03I'll give it and I'll take it back.
13:05Okay.
13:05Well, give it.
13:07I'll give it.
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:09I'll re-gift it.
13:10Yeah, re-gift it to me.
13:11But I have a gift receipt so I can take it back, but I'll give it again.
13:15Well, the store is demanding all merchandise to be brought to the store.
13:19Mm-hmm.
13:19And then we're going to shove it right back at the people who bought it.
13:23You might want to take yours back.
13:25It's got a crack in it.
13:28It's under warranty, so it might have a recall.
13:32Well, you bought it on sale.
13:33Okay.
13:34So the warranty doesn't count.
13:36Hey.
13:37Hey.
13:38Maybe not in front of the kids.
13:39They know where they came from.
13:42Maybe not in front of me.
13:44Okay.
13:45Wow.
13:47So great you're back together.
13:48But also, there's a dead mantid under your canoe.
13:52That's not a problem.
13:54I mean, we can just bury it and put a headstone on top of it that says R.I.P.
13:58You dick.
13:59Mm-hmm.
14:00But we will not be doing that because we need to exchange gifts.
14:06Mm-hmm.
14:10Stick it out.
14:20I'll just take care of it.
14:22I actually know exactly who to call to dig a grave.
14:26Come on.
14:28I came to the right gal for grave digging.
14:30When I worked at the cemetery in high school, the guys called me Deep Hole Judy.
14:35Because that was my nickname when I got there.
14:38You weren't creeped out working at a cemetery?
14:41No.
14:42Not usually.
14:43There was this one ghost with a southern accent.
14:49Babe.
14:51Hey, does this have anything to do with that serial killer that's on the loose?
14:56Of course not.
14:57Nah.
14:57You know what?
14:58No.
14:59Do not tell me.
15:00I only need to know three things.
15:02Width.
15:03Height.
15:04Depth.
15:06A four-by-nine-by-six.
15:08We got a four-nine-six.
15:09They're coming right up.
15:12Judy's digging a big old hole.
15:14Who's going in?
15:16I don't know.
15:17Didn't ask questions.
15:19It's better that way.
15:20Just kissing a girl wants to make you gay.
15:24Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing.
15:26And you're sure that you saw Darcy on the ship?
15:29For the hundredth time.
15:30Yes.
15:31She was on that ship.
15:33It's like I had these memories that were lost, but they're beginning to come back.
15:40She was there.
15:42Okay.
15:43Well, then this can only mean one thing.
15:45Exactly.
15:47Darcy was abducted.
15:48Darcy's an alien.
15:50Two very different things.
15:53What if Darcy is like me, and she had a baby that was abducted before it was born?
16:00Wow.
16:00Well, that's possible.
16:05Gotta hand it to Agent Gardner.
16:07Jumping into a case in progress.
16:09Having to navigate all the pre-existing team dynamics.
16:12But everyone seems to love Jules.
16:14She just really seems to be fitting right in.
16:17Yeah.
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:19Okay.
16:22There's been something you've wanted to tell me all night.
16:24Can we just get it over with?
16:25Let me guess.
16:26You hate Jules being on this case.
16:27Well, no.
16:29You remember that story you told me about your son playing with the Magnetiles?
16:35Right?
16:35He was real young, and he was throwing them all around, and somehow one of them landed right
16:39on his edge.
16:40Yeah.
16:40Best day of his life.
16:41Yeah.
16:42It was crazy, right?
16:43It was like a one-in-a-million shot, right?
16:45But you saw it with your own eyes, right?
16:47So sometimes things that are crazy, they happen, but they're real, right?
16:54Hey, um, apropos of that, Deputy Liv and I have reason to believe that the serial killer
17:03that we're tracking is, um, is an alien creature that resembles an eight-foot humanoid praying
17:12mantis.
17:13You're kidding.
17:15I'm not.
17:17I saw it with my own eyes, chomping on a deer, okay?
17:21And the reason I needed to tell you is because as we move forward, we're going to need to
17:25exercise an extreme amount of caution.
17:28You saw this thing, this giant praying mantis?
17:32That's right, in the woods.
17:33Listen, I saw an alien.
17:39I also see your face.
17:41I see what you did there, but all you did was go from skeptical face to neutral face,
17:46right?
17:46That doesn't help me.
17:47I-I want belief face.
17:48What do you want me to say?
17:49I want you to say that you believe me.
17:55Wow.
17:58So, wow, okay, that's how it is.
17:59You know what?
18:02Fine.
18:08I forgot you drove.
18:09I'm not trying to jog 12 miles.
18:11Wouldn't expect you to.
18:12Okay, so we'll just have an angry car ride back?
18:15Now, that I definitely believe.
18:17Oh, okay.
18:21That's your belief.
18:22Okay.
18:40Oh, I mean, this grave is flawless.
18:46These corners are, like, exactly 90 degrees.
18:50How could she wear daily contact lenses for a month, but also do this?
18:55I don't know.
18:55She's gonna barely button her shirt right half the time.
18:59Okay.
19:01Three.
19:02One, two, three.
19:05Oh!
19:06Okay.
19:08Okay.
19:08All right.
19:10That's the mandate off our to-do list.
19:14Next up, Ben and Kate's baby.
19:18Okay, you know, we can't take her back yet.
19:20Yeah, I know.
19:22The situation is just driving me insane.
19:24And I know things are really bad right now, but we just have to stay the course and I know
19:30everything is gonna be okay.
19:34Did Judy send you a survey?
19:36Yeah.
19:37I gave her five stars.
19:38I mean, look at this.
19:40Yeah, same.
19:45Hey, just remember, be subtle.
19:48Okay?
19:48We can't tip her off that we're on to it.
19:50Oops.
19:52Hey.
19:53Hey.
19:54Day drink date.
19:55Oh, yeah.
19:56I betcha.
19:57Remember when you said I was abducted by aliens?
20:03Sort of.
20:04I remember that I joke around a lot.
20:07And also, I'm drunk a lot.
20:09So, who knows what I've said?
20:11Right?
20:11And who knows what Ben is saying half the time?
20:14Am I right?
20:15Or why?
20:16That's good.
20:16Why he's saying it.
20:17All right.
20:18Yeah.
20:19All right.
20:20Oh, you know, you guys need to try the special margaritas.
20:23I will be right back.
20:26What the hell is that?
20:28Shit, shit, shit, shit.
20:30I took a shot.
20:31You missed.
20:37Mmm.
20:40Sorry.
20:40He's all into aliens right now.
20:42Because we watched a documentary about aliens recently.
20:45Yeah, it was wild stuff.
20:46It was on recently.
20:48I said that.
20:49Mm-hmm.
20:50The documentary is about how these aliens, they abduct babies from women's wombs.
20:56And then they, uh, they take the, the womb babies and they raise them on spaceships.
21:02Hoo boy.
21:04Can you believe that?
21:05I can't believe it.
21:07And I won't.
21:09You gotta wonder who makes these things up these days.
21:15Uh, I've never had a baby, so I don't, I'm not in the headspace.
21:18Or have you?
21:19And you, you would not know if an alien had already taken it?
21:23Honey, she would know if she was pregnant, at least.
21:26Well, hang on.
21:27I think that that's a, an HR violation to ask if she was pregnant.
21:30Okay.
21:30All right, well, we're not in an office, and I didn't ask.
21:34I just said it hypothetically.
21:37Have you been pregnant?
21:38Okay, that's an HR violation.
21:39Yeah, it is.
21:42And I'm pretty triggered.
21:45I'm gonna get some air.
21:53Womb babies.
22:03That is my jacket.
22:08I could not find a blanket.
22:09I do not like being cold.
22:11So is this what you do every time you refer a patient to Braddock?
22:15Which, according to our records, is 90% of the time.
22:19I am human now, with a stupid human brain, just like yours.
22:23I cannot learn how to operate on a diseased gallbladder in five seconds.
22:27My patients should be grateful I'm hiding from them.
22:31But you're still taking therapy sessions.
22:34Therapy is just listening to complaints.
22:37Okay.
22:39So, this, um, late session that you scheduled with Ben tonight is about his mental health, right?
22:45And not about you avoiding Heather so you don't have to tell her you're a human.
22:49I'm supposed to be the fake therapist, not you.
22:55Harry, you can't keep doing this.
22:59Real relationships are built on honesty.
23:03If you hide parts of yourself, then you're not being authentic.
23:07And Heather deserves to know who you really are.
23:11Or does she deserve to be happy?
23:14Because if I never tell her I'm human, and she always stays in her human form,
23:19then we will both be happy.
23:23Ben and Kate know I was on the ship.
23:32They said that?
23:34No, but they know about the baby, and they know I know about the baby.
23:36Mrs. Mayer knows about the baby.
23:39It came out in a hypnosis session.
23:41I assume that she told Mr. Mayer during one of their leather-clad, oily, sexy, nipple-clamp sex adventures.
23:49Why didn't you tell us?
23:51Because their sex life is private between their doctor and their patient.
23:55I respect that.
23:56About the baby.
23:57Oh.
23:58Maybe I was in a gray jail on the moon for a month.
24:02Does Kate know I have anything to do with it?
24:04No.
24:05She only has memories from before she saw you on the ship.
24:09But it is possible that the other memories are starting to come back on their own.
24:16So they know the grays took the baby.
24:18We have to tell them.
24:20That she's safe, at least.
24:21Why don't you just put the baby in an envelope and mail it straight to the grays?
24:25He's right.
24:27We saw the orbs interrogating her.
24:30If we tell Kate that the baby is okay, the grays will know.
24:33And then they'll just come after us to get the baby.
24:37So we're just not doing anything.
24:40How are we okay with this?
24:41Is nobody else bothered by this?
24:44Yes, I am bothered by it.
24:46Mostly I'm cold.
24:50This jacket fits like a glove.
24:58Get out.
25:00You sure this is the spot Mike saw the manton?
25:03Yeah, I recognize the tree I was behind.
25:05It was the perfect pee tree.
25:08Two small limbs like handlebars.
25:10How do you even know it's going to come back here?
25:12I don't.
25:13But we have to try something.
25:16I think it's going to get hurt if we can't prove to her what's really out there.
25:20I feel like maybe this is 20% about Lena and 80% about you getting a photo so you
25:25can finally see an alien.
25:2890% the last one.
25:30Everyone gets to see an alien but me.
25:34Even you saw the Loch Ness Monster during your semester abroad.
25:40Are you sure it wasn't just a big log?
25:43I thought we were supposed to be supportive of each other.
25:44I know.
25:46Sorry.
25:46I'm just jealous.
25:54Hi.
25:56How was your day?
25:58I'm a human.
26:01It was okay.
26:03There was a fly in my office.
26:04Oh, that must have been so hard for you, human.
26:09You must have been so annoyed.
26:11You like this human stuff, huh?
26:14Okay.
26:15Well, I'm human right now.
26:16Let's go work up an appetite before dinner.
26:19No, no, Heather, my darling.
26:23I'm actually a human now.
26:27The greys.
26:29I stole my energy.
26:32I no longer have an alien form.
26:36It's just this one.
26:38What?
26:40I've been human ever since you came back.
26:42That's why when you ask me to change, I always say no because I cannot.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:46It's the truth.
26:56Will you marry me?
26:59What?
27:01You're the love of my life, Harry, whether you're alien or not.
27:05Yeah, sure, okay.
27:06My parents are going to be very, very angry because they're super racist against humans,
27:12but...
27:13There is something else that I need to ask you.
27:19You want me to stay in human form, too?
27:21When you are alien, I don't find it as attractive.
27:29It's very intimidating, like a vulture.
27:33Or like a too-eager duck who bites your finger instead of the bread.
27:39Harry, look, I want you to be comfortable with me.
27:43If you want me to just have one measly vagina, that's what I'll do.
27:47You would do that for me.
27:52So?
27:53Oh, my God.
27:55Yes.
27:58Do I get down, then?
28:00I think.
28:01I don't...
28:01Yeah.
28:02I don't know.
28:03It feels weird.
28:05Yes!
28:06I will marry you.
28:08Hello.
28:09Hello.
28:10Oh, hello.
28:10Oh, hello.
28:15How racist are your parents?
28:17Hmm.
28:18Pretty racist.
28:27What about one with all of the colors?
28:31Yes.
28:32That's for sure what you should do.
28:34And I'll do maybe, like, this light doo-doo.
28:37Hmm.
28:39All I know is I think my maid of honor will be my sister.
28:42Okay.
28:43Who will be your best man?
28:45Asta.
28:46Hmm.
28:47Cool.
28:48Kind of weird that your best friend's a woman, but.
28:54Dad?
28:57That is your father?
28:59Dad, what are you doing here?
29:01Well, hello, Mr. Heather.
29:03I can't...
29:04Oh, son of a bitch!
29:06Dad, no!
29:09It's a different time, Dad!
29:12Oh, you think I care what Miss Carmichael says?
29:14She can eat a dick!
29:17We don't want your money, and we don't need your money!
29:20Where is he?
29:21Where?
29:21He's in the rafters!
29:23He's in the rafters!
29:25Sir!
29:27Sir!
29:29I just want to say, I understand that you're upset,
29:32but I look forward to the moment
29:35that I actually get to call you Dad.
29:46I haven't touched a cloaca, I promise!
29:50Ow!
29:56Too many birds in one tree.
30:03Yeah, sorry, no drunks after closing.
30:05Come on!
30:07The guy just stopped by to help an old friend?
30:10He can.
30:11He never has.
30:12What are you doing out so late?
30:15He's just out, taking a walk, clearing my head,
30:19listening to my thoughts.
30:21Tried that once.
30:22Not a fan.
30:25You know what I was thinking about, actually,
30:27was, uh,
30:29that night that you came over to tell me I was abducted?
30:37I think that I was abducted by aliens on that camping trip.
30:44Then and, like, a million times since.
30:49I think that you were right.
30:52That doesn't sound like me.
30:55Darce, I know that you know something.
30:59Look, and maybe, maybe you felt weird talking to Kate about it,
31:02and that's why you didn't,
31:03but you know that you can talk to me.
31:05Yeah, I know.
31:06That's why we're talking now.
31:08Hello!
31:09How are you, sir?
31:10How is the weather today?
31:12How are your stocks?
31:13Are they up? Are they down?
31:14How are they going?
31:15I'm serious.
31:16I mean, you know that you can be yourself around me.
31:21Yeah.
31:23I know.
31:25How do you know I'm not?
31:27The you that I know is pretty blatantly honest.
31:31Remember in high school?
31:33You told me how you felt about me,
31:35and I felt the same way,
31:36but I was just too scared to say anything.
31:39But you weren't.
31:41This is that.
31:44Okay?
31:45So if there is anything
31:47that I need to know about
31:50that you're not telling me,
31:53anything,
31:55even if it's about aliens,
31:59I need you to please tell me.
32:03Nope.
32:05Nothing.
32:09I swear.
32:13I swear.
32:16I'm Mrs.
32:18Fontaine's for Viesta.
32:20Vomit common?
32:26Yeah.
32:28Yep.
32:34Okay.
32:36Okay.
32:41Have a good night.
32:58I'm going home for the place where I'm so sure.
33:07Hello?
33:09Dudes?
33:10Huh?
33:12You up for a drink?
33:14Yeah.
33:15I'll meet you at the 59.
33:29I'm here.
33:35Your dad crapped in the mashed potatoes.
33:39I-I bet I could scrape that off the top.
33:43Crap is a game-over situation.
33:45You're gonna want to throw that whole thing out.
33:48And the bowl.
33:50Okay.
33:50And the spoon.
33:55Harry, what's wrong?
33:59This isn't going to work.
34:02No, no, no.
34:03No, I know my dad was angry.
34:05Obviously.
34:06He was so angry,
34:07but I think he's been working out a ton,
34:09and that had to be the steroids.
34:11He said that, uh,
34:13if we get married,
34:14that you will never see him or your mother again.
34:19I don't care about that.
34:21Yes, you do.
34:22You left me because Joseph threatened your family.
34:24They obviously mean everything to you.
34:27You would lose that.
34:29Well, it's worth it if I'm with you.
34:32Okay, because we're the family now.
34:34You, me, the kids.
34:43No.
34:46You're disgusting.
34:49What was that?
34:50Oh, I'm sorry.
34:51Uh, no.
34:52I mean, human language is so clumsy,
34:56I meant to say I find you disgusting.
35:00Yes.
35:01It's still not great.
35:02Your human form is all that I can understand.
35:06You are too great to have to live with someone
35:09who no longer has the senses
35:11to appreciate everything that you are.
35:15My visual spectrum is restricted.
35:17I can no longer smell you with my entire body.
35:23My taste is muted.
35:25My touch is numb.
35:26Your true form makes me want to vomit.
35:31Well, if I make you sick,
35:32the kids can eat it.
35:34We can make this work.
35:35I know we can.
35:36No.
35:37You deserve to have what we had before.
35:42I can no longer give you that.
35:45I am only what is left
35:47after everything good has been taken away.
35:49No.
35:50No, that is not true.
35:51You know that it is.
35:58Can you at least tell me one more of your poems?
36:02Oh.
36:03Say it in your language.
36:05I've always found it so beautiful.
36:10I would do anything for you.
36:13I don't know.
36:21I don't know.
36:22I am only.
36:28I don't know.
36:38I am...
36:41Oh my god!
36:43Oh my god.
36:49Oh my god.
36:53They play.
36:54They play.
36:56They play.
36:59O-g-go-go-go!
37:00Oh, re-dup, bup, dup!
37:05Ba-ba-ba!
37:06Mom.
37:45I was upset, I took things personally and overreacted, and I apologize.
37:52Okay. Wow, very efficient of you.
37:56I own my skills. What you want in a partner is a constant willingness to improve.
38:01I agree with that.
38:03But, um, and don't worry, I'm not asking you to believe in aliens, okay?
38:08We don't have to believe in the same things.
38:10It's like we don't agree on everything.
38:12I think lots of things we don't agree on.
38:14Cumberland is delicious.
38:15It's disgusting.
38:17Anyway, um, I need to keep the people that I love safe.
38:22So, even if you don't believe me, please believe this.
38:28What you are up against is the most dangerous thing in the world.
38:34So, I need you to promise that while you're out there investigating that you're gonna be extra careful.
38:40Because I can't...
38:44I can't lose you. I couldn't stand it.
38:46I promise.
38:50Okay.
38:51Now, um, what was that thing you said before?
38:57Something about loving me?
39:00Oh, well, I mean, I...
39:03I don't know, maybe I see lots of things.
39:05You love me.
39:06No, I mean, if that's what you heard, then...
39:11That's what you heard, because...
39:13That's what I said.
39:16I love you.
39:18I love you, too.
39:22Okay.
39:22Okay, then.
39:26Okay.
39:31I thought being honest with Heather about who I am would make me feel better.
39:35But now I feel worse, and so does she.
39:40Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel.
39:43Being your true self hurts too much.
39:56Oh, don't worry. It's almond milk.
40:00I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much.
40:06But then I hate myself for loving almond milk this much.
40:11I'm a basic bitch.
40:13You're human.
40:15That's all.
40:16And I'm proud of you.
40:18You know, I...
40:19It can't have been easy, but you did the right thing.
40:22You put Heather's needs above your own.
40:24It's like you did with Jay.
40:27Yeah.
40:31You must truly love her.
40:33And your birdlings.
40:36But now I'm sad all the time.
40:40Being human is horrible.
40:42It can be, yes.
40:44When things get bad.
40:46But then they get good again.
40:49When?
40:52Um...
40:53I...
40:55I can't tell you exactly.
40:57But...
40:58Things get bad.
41:00But then they get good.
41:03And bad.
41:06But...
41:07And good.
41:09Everything is a cycle.
41:10It's like the tide.
41:12When I think about the tide.
41:14I think about the moon that makes it.
41:16And how it is full of stolen babies.
41:20Yeah.
41:21Um...
41:22I've had a lot of trouble looking up at the sky these days, too.
41:25Things will get good again.
41:31Yes.
41:33They always do.
41:43Bye. Thank you.
41:47I don't even like these pants.
41:49It doesn't matter, okay?
41:51We're gonna take him back in three weeks when you outgrow him.
41:53You hungry?
41:55Yeah.
41:55But I'm actually going to get ice cream with Sahara.
41:57I love you.
42:00Be safe, okay?
42:01Okay.
42:03Oh.
42:03I'm gonna go get him some cookies for later.
42:09Hello.
42:11Uh...
42:12I will take two boxes of the mints and two of the lemon, please.
42:18That'll be $18.
42:19Okay.
42:21Here you go.
42:23And...
42:24Here's your change.
42:25Thanks.
42:27And this is yours, too.
42:32It's from your neck?
42:36We don't even need that implant to watch you.
42:38We're watching you anyway.
42:40Always.
42:42So if you think you can get away from us, you're wrong.
42:45Because we're here.
42:47We're everywhere.
42:56Enjoy the cookies!
43:13We're here.
43:15That's cool.
43:31We're here.
43:32We're here.
43:33You
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