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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 06: Soul Providers
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:13Harry needs us to get rid of that
00:15Manted alien body
00:17That's the Manted off our to-do list
00:19You sure this is the spot Mike saw the mantas?
00:21Don't play dumb
00:22We found your tiny hidden camera
00:24Ben?
00:24The cookie girls
00:25What cookie girls?
00:27The aliens, the ones who took our baby
00:28Someone has to watch the diner
00:30While you play the music festival
00:32Are you doing the bank drop for the bar?
00:34Can you do mine too?
00:35There's two grand in here
00:36And I need to deposit it
00:37So I can do payroll tomorrow
00:38Ask this money
00:39Being human sucks
00:40Heather and my bird babies
00:42They're gone
00:42I still want a family
00:44You have family
00:45Here's to being friends
00:50Harry?
00:57Who the hell are you?
01:01Where is Ospen?
01:07You, known on Earth as Harry Van Der Spiegel
01:12Stand before the Galactic Housing Council
01:15The supreme cosmic authority in the universe
01:19This assembly is called to order
01:22The Housing Council
01:23A galactic body so powerful
01:25They can transport you to their chambers mid-pie
01:27You have been summoned
01:29Because the grey aliens
01:30Have brought charges against you
01:32They've sent a legal representative
01:34To argue their case
01:36Happy to be here, Gary
01:37Good to see you, Cedric
01:38How are you?
01:39Wait a second
01:39You two are friends?
01:40Gary, I do not think that that is fair
01:42Silence!
01:43You cannot call me Gary
01:45Only my in-laws can call me Gary
01:48One jolt for insolence
01:49A jolt?
01:50What the hell is-
01:54Oh, son of a bitch
01:58Cursing will also not be tolerated
02:00No
02:03Son of a-
02:06Lady
02:08Who is not nice
02:10Really just misunderstood
02:12You stand accused of the following, refusing to leave Earth, sabotaging the Grey's Yellowstone operation, kidnapping a human infant, harboring
02:21a Grey stowaway known as Bruce, and worst of all, unleashing a manted alien into the universe.
02:30Allegedly.
02:31If found guilty, you will be sent to Morea.
02:36Not Morea!
02:37It is a slow, agonizing death in a noxious acid pit, 1,000 times more acidic than the warmest cola
02:43drink.
02:44Impossible to escape, like one of those diseased ball pits at Rat Cheese Pizza.
02:48Oh, I almost forgot. I, uh, picked up a little something from Sharon.
02:54Oh, wow, that's really good.
02:57That's nice.
02:58Really good, oh my god, that's really good.
02:59Ow, I knew I was like, so beautiful.
03:01This is some bullshit.
03:04Free Jules!
03:15Harry?
03:20Harry?
03:21Harry?
03:23Harry, are you here?
03:25Bridget?
03:26Have you seen Harry?
03:28I don't speak whatever that is.
03:29Um, Harry's gone.
03:32He, he, he disappeared, like, out of thin air.
03:36What?
03:36More cereal?
03:37Don't you have four hands?
03:39Can you get your own cereal?
03:40Okay.
03:46Yes, sure.
03:47No problem.
03:50Good?
03:57I don't get it.
03:59The money's gotta be here somewhere.
04:02Shit.
04:03Asta.
04:04Probably looking for the money.
04:07Judy, come on.
04:08You're supposed to be helping me find it.
04:10You lost it when we were really drunk,
04:12so I thought I'd get really drunk again to find it.
04:14Will you please help me look for it?
04:18Fine.
04:19Jeez.
04:20I don't know how much.
04:23Sorry, Asta.
04:24I'm gonna have to silence you.
04:27Hey, maybe you took the diner and the bar money to the bank
04:31and just forgot.
04:32Judy, you're a genius.
04:33Yeah, like, sometimes I'll go to the grocery store really drunk
04:36and forget I even went, and then I open the fridge
04:39and I'm like, how'd that dead chicken get in there?
04:41Damn it.
04:4459 money's still there, and for some reason this bra.
04:47Oh, me.
04:48That's mine.
04:49Ugh.
04:50Obviously, I didn't go to the bank.
04:52What did we do?
04:54Ooh!
04:55Remember I took those sexy-ass selfies of us?
05:05Jesus.
05:07Ooh.
05:08How much did we drink?
05:10I don't know.
05:11But this morning I peed for so long that I had to sit down.
05:15Wait.
05:15Look at this one.
05:16There's somebody with us.
05:17Do you recognize those boots?
05:18No.
05:19I like them, though.
05:21They're like the sturdy kind that makes my foot look normal.
05:24Asta's probably freaking out.
05:25I'm gonna tell her I deposited the money but the bank made a mistake.
05:28Banks make mistakes all the time, right?
05:30Totally.
05:31That's why I keep all my money in jars under my mattress.
05:34Could explain your back problems.
05:37Oh.
05:37Oh.
05:38Regarding count four.
05:40By stealing a baby, the defendant took property essential to SHP, my client's soul harvesting program.
05:48I'm sorry.
05:49What is a soul?
05:50I heard it talked about on Earth.
05:52Does it have something to do with sexy time music?
05:54A soul is an immaterial consciousness with quantum correlation that gains it eternal life.
06:00Souls transcend the physical realm.
06:02Humans are the only beings in the universe that have them.
06:04My clients harvest the souls of human infants because of their purity, untouched by life's experiences.
06:11So they can live forever?
06:13In a way, the greys have a proprietary process that converts them into an effective wrinkle reduction cream.
06:20But the greys do not even have wrinkles.
06:22Exactly.
06:23It sells itself.
06:24Oh, it also doubles as a savory dipping sauce.
06:26I love them.
06:27Savory dipping sauce.
06:28Have you not heard of ranch?
06:30We are willing to drop the kidnapping charge if you tell us where you've hidden the baby.
06:36Baby, yes.
06:37It's right where you wouldn't think.
06:40Up your butt with the coconut.
06:47It's Omaha, Nebraska.
06:51The Ute reservation just passed Highway 1.
06:54If you hit the 7-11, you've gone too far.
07:00I need my alien energy.
07:02You mean this?
07:03There it is.
07:05My alien energy.
07:07I thought it would be purple.
07:09The greys failed to apply for the proper permits before taking it, so we confiscated it on your behalf.
07:14Oh, give it to me.
07:16Not until you answer for your most grievous offense.
07:20When you release the mantid, it stole the greyship which was tracked to Earth, where it has commenced its breeding
07:28process.
07:30Soon, the mantids will take over the entire planet, destroying the greys' only sauce of human souls.
07:37And the only way to stop it is to kill it.
07:39Look.
07:41I mean, if you want a dead mantid, I can get you a dead mantid.
07:50I mean, I'll have to track it.
07:52I'm gonna track it and I'm gonna kill it.
07:55And then I will bring you the mantid right back here!
07:58Because it is already dead, and I know where it is buried.
08:07The housing council will give me my energy back when I deliver the already dead mantid.
08:11Us humans call that a win-win.
08:13I can't believe the greys harvest souls.
08:16I think you humans care too much about souls.
08:19I mean, what are they good for?
08:20Other than making wrinkle cream.
08:23Okay, well, you're human now too, and there's way more than that.
08:26My dad says that the soul is like a thread woven into everything around us.
08:31When someone dies, they become part of the land, sky, everything.
08:36But if the thread's cut, it's like tearing a hole in the world, destroying the balance.
08:43Like when I pulled that loose thread on my sweater and the sleeve came off.
08:48Because your sweater is exactly as important as the fabric of the universe.
08:54I miss that sweater.
08:57I planted trail cams in the woods to try and find the mantid.
09:04During the hypnosis, I saw our baby alive on a spaceship.
09:07I hear Russell, and I saw that mantid with my own eye.
09:09That implant they put in me, I mean, who knows how long it was there for?
09:12I know. I lost time.
09:13I have an image of an alien messing with my dad.
09:16She was there. Darcy was on that ship.
09:17Hot damn it, that there is one proper evidence board.
09:21I might need to make one of these to track down whoever's swiping all the fuchsia post-its from the
09:25supply room.
09:26Oh, we have a bunch of fuchsia post-its at the house if you need some.
09:28Really?
09:32So we have two aliens out there, Joseph and that mantid.
09:38Actually, there might be a third.
09:40Oh, great. Let's just close the patient's tourism bureau now.
09:43You mean the trunk of your car with those outdated pamphlets?
09:45Well, I just got new ones, and these ones fold correctly.
09:49Last year, when Peter Bach came to town, he said he was here because of an alien.
09:56But he never said who.
09:58But Peter Bach is dead now, so we'll never know.
10:02Peter Bach is alive.
10:03What?
10:04Oh, my God.
10:06And he can see aliens.
10:07Wait, if he can see aliens and aliens took our baby, then maybe he can help us find her.
10:12You have to get in touch with him.
10:13Sorry for my safety.
10:14I have no way of contacting him.
10:16I have to wait for him to contact me.
10:18His rules.
10:18What?
10:19Okay.
10:20Well, that's something.
10:22Yeah.
10:22Gives me a bit of hope.
10:35Asta's not here.
10:36I told Jay to tell her I was looking for her when she gets back.
10:39This should buy us some time.
10:40Okay.
10:41Well, I've been researching like crazy.
10:43Did some Googling.
10:44The boot in the picture is a Trailblazer XT 1420 lace-up.
10:49The company was founded in 1985, but they discontinued this model in 2019.
10:54Then, I did some serious digging.
10:56Did some more Googling.
10:57Only three stores in Colorado sold it.
11:00The closest is in Boulder.
11:01So, we drive there.
11:03You use your points to get us a quaint but tasteful room at a fancy hotel.
11:07Like with a fireplace and fuzzy robes.
11:09We go to the store.
11:11Glad to see you two are okay.
11:13Hold on, Miss Blackboots.
11:15I'm searching for some black boots.
11:20So, you're the one with the boots.
11:21You saw us last night.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Y'all were out of your minds.
11:25What?
11:27We were just having fun.
11:29Yeah.
11:29Did we even drink last night?
11:30I don't know.
11:31I was so wasted I blacked out.
11:32We had a few.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Well, you said you had a bag of money and that you wanted me to meet you in that town
11:38from Shawshank Redemption.
11:40See what now?
11:41But instead, you went to the clinic to party with Ellen because Judy needed birth control except she called them
11:46baby candies.
11:48Ellen.
11:49June, let's go.
11:51Oh, okay.
11:58You have to leave the mug.
12:02Ow.
12:04Ow.
12:07Ow.
12:08Ow.
12:08I'll be back for my refill.
12:11Nurse, wait up.
12:13Ice nuts.
12:14Now that the mantid's gone, I'm sitting on a stockpile of manticide.
12:17Easy.
12:18Just get rid of the M and tell people it kills ants.
12:21I'm just glad that the mantid is dead and buried forever.
12:24Wait, did you say buried?
12:27I don't think you can bury a mantid.
12:31Praying mantises should their exoskeleton to grow.
12:33If mantids are anything like them, burying them in moisture-rich soil will trigger an advanced form of molting and
12:40help them regenerate.
12:43The mantid might still be alive.
12:47Where the hell is it?
12:48This does not feel like the best time to say it could be anywhere.
12:58The mantid is still alive?
13:00Yes.
13:01Uh, do not worry.
13:02It is not the end of the world.
13:04Why did it refill the hole?
13:06So that nobody would know it was still alive.
13:09That sounds like the end of the world.
13:11Mm-hmm.
13:13What now?
13:14I mean, to find the mantid and kill it.
13:17Okay, well, at least the greys don't know where the baby is.
13:20Right?
13:20Yeah, that's super lucky.
13:25Harry.
13:27Do the greys know where the baby is?
13:30Someone may have accidentally told them where it is hidden.
13:33Someone?
13:34You?
13:35Well, let's not play who said what.
13:37It was you.
13:38You said what?
13:39How could you do that?
13:41We have to go to the res.
13:42No, no, we cannot go there.
13:44We need to find the mantid and kill it.
13:46The baby is the priority.
13:49I do not understand why humans ignore big problems and obsess over trivial ones.
13:54How is a tiny, insignificant baby more important than a brave warrior slaying a deadly mantid enemy?
14:09Ladies!
14:10Welcome to my office.
14:11You mean Asta's office.
14:13Asta's playing with us for the last couple of days, so I promoted myself.
14:16Suck it, corporate ladder.
14:17Corporate ladder's a bitch.
14:19I finally made head crossing guard after they saw what I was worth.
14:23And after what that fire truck did to Mrs. Collins.
14:27Uh, yeah, congrats on the fake promotion, Ellen.
14:30But we're trying to piece together last night.
14:32We lost something.
14:33I gave the birth control to Judy.
14:35You took the whole packet.
14:36Said you wanted to be extra safe.
14:38And then you ditched your jacket in that guy's truck.
14:40What guy was that?
14:41The long-haul trucker who gave us a joyride.
14:43I got a pic of his truck when he drove away.
14:45You two were flashing him, trying to get him to honk his horn.
14:52Oh, Jesus.
14:53Okay, good.
14:56Aw, you got my good boob.
15:02Yeah, uh-huh.
15:04Yeah, we can have her by there in about an hour.
15:07All right.
15:08Got her a safe spot off the res.
15:10We'll just get her packed.
15:12Thank you, Kayla.
15:12I'm so sorry I had to pull you out of the powwow.
15:14Oh, don't worry about it.
15:15They didn't call fancy dancers yet.
15:17Indian time.
15:18Babies are small.
15:19All they need is a protein bar, a blanket, and some leaves to wipe up their droppings.
15:24It's funny.
15:24Now that I know you're an alien, everything you say just sounds so much more obvious.
15:28Since you're such a baby expert, here you go.
15:31Why don't you take her so we can finish packing?
15:38This baby is pissed about something.
15:41Well, you know, you could give it a protein bar or wipe its ass with leaves.
15:44Okay, just to be clear, don't do that.
15:46That was sarcasm.
15:47Take her to Graham to get changed and then just keep her company.
15:51I do not want to keep her company.
15:52She always beats me at that letter tile game.
15:54No, the baby, not Graham.
15:57Just take her for a walk.
15:58Okay, it's us.
15:59It's us.
16:00It's okay.
16:10Do you think maybe we're being a little premature, turning the guest room into a nursery already?
16:15It's been so long since I felt any sense of hope.
16:18Knowing there's someone out there who can see aliens gives me at least a little.
16:25Just let me have it, okay?
16:27Yeah, yeah, of course.
16:36Remember these?
16:38Yeah.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:48Max said that this was Dr. Vanderspiegel.
16:50I know.
16:51And he drew them at the same time that Liv said Peter Bach was looking for an alien patient.
17:11Please, just stop.
17:14Is there an off button?
17:16Or a pause?
17:18I should be the one crying.
17:19I must find and kill a deadly mantid.
17:21Joseph had all his powers, and the mantid still turned his face into a jigsaw puzzle.
17:28Is it the drums?
17:29Do you like the drums?
17:33Did anybody else see that?
17:36This baby just smiled at me.
17:38I am suddenly feeling a strong connection to this baby.
17:41I have felt this before with Bridget, but not with the human baby.
17:45This must be the reason humans do not eat their young.
18:09What is this feeling?
18:14The energy in here feels alive.
18:33Are you reaching for the music?
18:36Is that what you're reaching for?
18:44Your little one feels it, doesn't she?
18:46She is less pissed, even happy.
18:50That is the power of the jingle dress dance.
18:54Each step of these women's dance is a healing prayer.
19:00Their prayers are in their shoes.
19:01Oh, the sound of the jingles is like hundreds of tiny prayers reminding us that we're all part of something
19:12bigger.
19:16I think I'm feeling big feelings.
19:19If you're thinking you're not feeling, now come on.
19:25How do you feel?
19:28I feel like you keep hitting me.
19:31But I also feel like I'm connected to everything.
19:41It's like Wi-Fi.
19:43Nanama.
19:44Your Wi-Fi network is named Nanama.
19:47My Wi-Fi network is named Nacho Wi-Fi.
19:55Nanama means together.
19:57We are all connected to all things through the Creator.
20:04Close your eyes and listen.
20:10Nanama is the great mystery that connects all things.
20:14It's how the river knows where to flow.
20:18It's how trees talk to one another underground.
20:22Or how a rest dog magically appears every time you open a bag of chips.
20:32How do you feel?
20:39I feel like I found something I need.
20:42Then you are listening real good.
20:54Hey, guys.
20:55What's going on?
20:56We would like to report a crime.
21:00Okay.
21:01Tell me what happened.
21:03Did I hear you say you wanted to report a crime?
21:05I'm not sure if you're aware or not, but crime is my middle name.
21:10Actually, it's Eugene.
21:12Someone stole money from me.
21:14How much?
21:15A couple thousand.
21:16Been saving up my tips.
21:18That's a lot of cash.
21:19Well, I'm a great bartender.
21:21Yeah.
21:22So, when did this crime happen?
21:24Oh, that's on a need-to-know basis.
21:26We need to know.
21:27Last night.
21:28Yes.
21:29We were out on our way to...
21:32Zewatneho.
21:32Zewatneho.
21:33The town from Shawshank Redemption.
21:36Correct.
21:36Exactly.
21:37It's very popular this time of year.
21:39Yeah, it's a seasonal destination.
21:41Christmas destination.
21:42I got a better question.
21:44This person who stole your money, what did it look like?
21:46Oh, he was a trucker.
21:48He had a trucker face.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Trucker, trucker, trucker, trucker, trucker.
21:51Truckery.
21:52And we were in his big rig.
21:54Big rig.
21:54And I left my jacket in there.
21:55She left your jacket.
21:55And I was in the pocket.
21:57Just in the pocket.
21:57And Ellen told us that we gave him Darcy's phone number, right?
22:02But he has not called us about the money.
22:04No one.
22:04So, clearly, he stole it.
22:07Ellen told you that you gave him the number.
22:10Yeah.
22:11Yes, officer.
22:12But you were there.
22:14We have a photo of his truck that has a partial license plate, so you can run it.
22:22Run the plate.
22:23So let me see if I got this straight.
22:24You two got shit-faced and have no memory tonight and decided to retrace your steps.
22:29Along the way, you found out you flirted with a trucker, left two grand in his cab, and your
22:32only lead is a blurry half-photo of a license plate.
22:35So you came in here hoping Deputy Liv would pull some strings and run the plate, technically
22:39filing a false police report, which, fun fact, is a felony under Title 18, Section 1001 of
22:46the U.S. Code.
22:50I had the same thought.
22:53Sorry, Darcy, but the guy's long gone.
22:55You're never going to see him again.
22:57Well, that's the last time I show some random trucker my good boob.
23:02Oh, cheesy.
23:03Oh, I have mercy.
23:32Oh, there's Harry.
23:33Let's go.
23:34Ah.
23:38Hey.
23:38I take back what I said about you standing out.
23:41Hmm.
23:42Like a duck in water.
23:43I do not understand the duck part, but I belong here.
23:51I think I understand what you meant about the thread, because I am connected to this baby,
23:57and we are connected to everyone, everything.
24:02I am with you on that.
24:04I wish we could stay and watch, but we have to go.
24:07Hmm?
24:08We have to.
24:08Oh, we should stop and get some leaves on the way.
24:13No.
24:14It's stinky.
24:44It has to mean something.
24:47Do you think it's possible the alien has been hairy all along?
24:51Is it possible?
24:53I mean, you've met him.
24:55Hey, what's up?
24:58Where did you get those?
24:59We found them in your room.
25:01Max, buddy.
25:02Why did you say this was Dr. Van Der Spiegel?
25:04How should I know?
25:06It was, like, forever ago.
25:07I was, like, two years old.
25:09Just because you drew like you were two doesn't mean you were two at the time.
25:11Hon?
25:12Yeah.
25:13I was probably going through an alien phase.
25:15You've been going through your stinky candle phase for years now.
25:18Okay.
25:18Look, honey, I need you to be honest.
25:22You may not realize it, but the truth here means a lot.
25:27Your dad and I trust you, okay?
25:28And this is, this is one of those moments when that trust really matters.
25:33I don't care what you said before, okay?
25:36We love you, no matter what.
25:38Just tell us the truth right now.
25:40Is Harry Van Der Spiegel an alien?
25:47Why did you call that guy Harry?
25:48Because he's Harry.
25:49No, he's not.
25:50He's just a guy.
25:55No, Harry's not an alien.
25:58Okay.
26:01Thank you for being honest.
26:04You should read my candle reviews on Etsy.
26:07Four and a half stars.
26:10I used to see Mr. and Mrs. Mayer's baby as a small problem compared to getting my powers and defeating
26:15the mantid.
26:16But after this powwow, something in me has shifted.
26:20I can feel how Asta experiences the world.
26:22Sometimes small things are not as small as you would think.
26:25Okay.
26:26One problem down, a couple big ones to go.
26:30You have to find that mantid.
26:31Do not worry about that.
26:32I have a solution.
26:33Oh, good.
26:34What is it?
26:36I have no idea how to get my alien powers back or defeat and kill the mantid.
26:40But the energy of the jingle dancers made me feel somehow things will be okay.
26:46I will tell you tomorrow after we've had some rest.
26:50Okay.
26:52Hello?
26:53Yes, this is Asta.
26:56Wait.
26:57I'm sorry.
26:58What do you mean the money wasn't deposited?
27:00Oh, my favor-eyed people are broken.
27:07Believe me.
27:09Here's how you are.
27:10I hope you're not.
27:19You look lost.
27:22Hi, Liv.
27:24I'm fine.
27:27Did Peter Bach reach out to you?
27:31No.
27:32Not yet.
27:33Sorry.
27:35You know, I always admire you.
27:37It feels like no matter how bad things get, you manage to stay positive.
27:42Like you're still able to have hope that things will get better.
27:44I always try.
27:47Mm-hmm.
27:47Yeah.
27:48Wish I had some of that.
27:53My baby is...
27:56is gone, and...
27:59every day that goes by, I feel further and further away from her.
28:09I think I know how to help.
28:15Hey!
28:16Where have you been?
28:17I've been trying to reach you all day.
28:19Yeah, hey, um...
28:20I put you on silent.
28:22Not you.
28:23Specifically, everybody.
28:24It's been a crazy day.
28:26Oh, okay.
28:27Well, the bank called, and they said they never got that money.
28:29Huh.
28:30That's weird, because I-I dropped it off last night.
28:33I left here, got the money from the 59, and-and went to the bank.
28:38Dropped it off in the overnight slot thing.
28:43Okay.
28:44Okay, good.
28:47Wow, I guess it's just a bank error.
28:49Yeah.
28:50Bank error happens all the time.
28:52Totally.
28:52Yeah.
28:53Oh, God.
28:54Listen to this.
28:57It has been insane to hear.
28:58Harry got summoned by the housing council.
29:01He promised them a death bandit.
29:04When we went to dig it up, it wasn't there.
29:09He disappeared.
29:10We were possibly going to die.
29:12I'm sorry.
29:14I gotta run.
29:16Uh, okay.
29:18Uh, well, I'll catch up with you later.
29:27Even though I feel everything will be okay, in case it is not, and Maria is my final destination,
29:33I am labeling my belongings so that those who have touched my life will have something to remember me by.
29:38Asta would like this since she gave it to me.
29:41And it's just like new, because I never used it.
29:46You are welcome.
29:54Hello, person who does not knock.
29:56What are you doing here without Asta?
29:58We're not always together.
29:59Yes, you are.
30:00You even have one of those four-legged bicycles.
30:02It's called a tandem bike.
30:04The beast.
30:05You know?
30:08I can remember when we got it, this flea market, Asta acted like we had found gold.
30:14I said it was a death trap, but she was so excited, so we bought it and fixed it up
30:18over the weekend.
30:19And then when we got on it, we just immediately fell.
30:23We fell again and again and again.
30:25And then something clicked.
30:27We found our balance.
30:30And we just, we were like this team, you know?
30:34We were unshakable.
30:36We were just this, this force.
30:47And now I don't, I don't know.
30:52Next time, just say we bought a bike.
30:57I see this is why I came to you.
31:01Not sentimental.
31:04It's like talking to a plant.
31:06Oh, look, there's an actual plant.
31:10Just what you were looking for.
31:13Goodbye.
31:14I'm barely holding on.
31:18Um, I'm, um, I'm scared of where my mind's going.
31:26And I'm really scared of what I might do if I'm alone.
31:34You did not come here to talk about bicycles or plants.
31:41Asta gave me some money to deposit, and I got drunk, and I lost it.
31:47And then I lied to my best friend, and she actually believed me.
31:54So the lie did its job.
31:56Yeah, but she's supposed to know me better than anyone.
32:03And if she just believes the lie, it's like she can't, it's like she can't see me.
32:14Like the real me.
32:16If I could see the real you, what color hair would you have?
32:24Brown.
32:29Asta's trusting.
32:30She's a trusting person.
32:32She trusted you.
32:33Yeah, but Asta used to see through my bullshit every time, and now she just believes me?
32:39I mean, it's like...
32:42She...
32:42She...
32:43She knows I'm a liar.
32:45Well, I told Asta that I had a solution for the mantid.
32:48I do not.
32:48I am a liar also.
32:50A top deceiver!
32:51But you don't care if she believes you.
32:53I do.
32:55If she can't tell that I'm lying, then...
32:59Who am I?
33:01Do I even exist?
33:02Should...
33:03Should I?
33:04What do you mean, should you exist?
33:06You...
33:07You already do exist.
33:13Oh.
33:15Yeah.
33:18Oh.
33:20Let's call Asta on the phone.
33:23So she can say everything's okay, even though she knows it's not?
33:28Asta won't admit it.
33:32But she and a whole lot of other people would be better off if I wasn't in their lives.
33:38I don't need somebody to lie to me.
33:40I just...
33:41I need somebody to answer the question.
33:43What is the question?
33:46I don't feel good about my life.
33:51Why should I keep going?
33:58If you would have asked me this question when I first came to Earth, I would answer differently.
34:03I wanted all humans to die.
34:06Even you.
34:08But I've changed.
34:10I see the value of human life.
34:14Even yours.
34:17What's the value?
34:20Every dream I ever had is dead.
34:25Sometimes at night I just...
34:30I just walk around for hours and I look up at the sky and I just feel so...
34:37small.
34:41So worthless.
34:43If you were worthless, Mr. and Mrs. Mayer would not have their baby.
34:48You are not small.
34:51You are part of that sky that you were looking up at.
34:58Me too.
34:59This old woman that I met.
35:04She was violent.
35:06She hit me.
35:06But she also taught me about something called...
35:10Nonima.
35:12It is how we are all connected.
35:16I am in you.
35:18Ew.
35:19And you are in me.
35:22Gross.
35:23And if you were not here, the world would be incomplete.
35:27What happened to you?
35:30Did you grow a soul or something?
35:32My species do not have souls.
35:35But you just told me the old lady.
35:38She said we're all connected.
35:41Did you feel connected?
35:42Yes.
35:43That's your soul, dumbass.
35:45You obviously grew one.
35:47That's why you felt connected.
35:49Get the hell out of here!
35:50I will not.
35:54I'm really a human.
35:57Yeah.
35:58Welcome aboard.
36:00It is really hard.
36:04Maybe it is not.
36:06Maybe the problem is humans make it hard when it's really easy.
36:21Here it is.
36:25It's a tree.
36:27No, it's the fairy tree.
36:30Yeah, okay.
36:32You didn't really expect me to believe that fairies are real.
36:35Did you ever think you would believe aliens were real?
36:40Well, you got me there.
36:42My Aunt Kathy brought me here when I was little.
36:46She said this is where the fairies live and that I should leave a mint for them.
36:51So now, whenever I feel lost, I come here to remind myself the world is full of magic and hope.
37:05I think the day I believe the world is magic is the day that I'm standing in my house with
37:13my baby in my arms.
37:15I'm so sorry you're going through this.
37:19I can't imagine how terrible you feel.
37:23I think it was really sweet of you to bring me here.
37:28Did you want to leave a mint for them?
37:31Oh, you can do it.
37:33I just left one a couple of days ago.
37:35Now it's gone.
37:37Maybe the squirrels.
37:40Still feels good, though.
37:44Sometimes when you feel helpless, like there's nothing you can do, at least you're doing something.
37:54Okay.
37:58Yep.
37:59Yep.
38:18I do not see the dead mantid with you.
38:21Prepare the shuttle for Moraya.
38:23No, wait.
38:23I have come with a new offer.
38:26You are in no position to negotiate.
38:29Well, if you return my alien energy, I will kill the mantid and bring it to you here, ridding the
38:36galaxy of this dangerous threat.
38:38And if I do not, the greys can have me.
38:44My clients prefer assets with actual value.
38:47And isn't this exactly what you offered before?
38:51Yes, but things have changed.
38:53The greys wanted me to kill the mantid so they could keep stealing baby souls.
38:57Disgusting.
38:58But what if I told you there is another being that can grow a soul?
39:03Impossible.
39:04Not even humans can grow a soul from nothing.
39:08Not impossible.
39:09I am living proof.
39:11I am that being that grew a human soul.
39:15Right here.
39:16Let the record show the defendant is pointing to his penis.
39:19My penis?
39:20No, no.
39:21Not even...
39:21The penis is down here.
39:23I mean, sometimes it's over here.
39:24Sometimes it's over here.
39:26And when I'm jogging, it's like...
39:28I mean, you don't even know where.
39:30But, uh...
39:32I'm pointing to my heart.
39:33Let the record show the human penis is in the heart.
39:40If I fail to kill the mantid, the greys can have me and my soul.
39:46But only if they agree to give up Mr. and Mrs. Mayer's baby now and forever.
39:52Having the ability to grow their own souls instead of transporting them from Earth would be greatly beneficial to the
39:59greys.
40:00Baby shipping costs have gone through the roof.
40:02But how do we know you actually grew this soul you're referring to?
40:07He would not have made such a selfless offer otherwise.
40:10Otherwise, if the defendant is offering himself as collateral, we agree to relinquish all claims to the human baby in
40:20question.
40:21Then this council accepts your offer and will grant your energy to an executor who will provide it to you
40:30at their discretion.
40:31An executor?
40:34The ultimate prize for enduring all the challenges on Earth has been something beyond any possession.
40:40A human soul.
40:45Hey, Jay.
40:46This money drop item a little bit long to the diner?
40:48Looks like one of Dan's.
40:51Yeah.
40:52Where'd you find this?
40:54Mail carrier dropped it off at the station.
40:56Guessing it's about $2,000 in there.
40:58He said somebody dropped it in the mailbox next to the bank.
41:04Can't imagine who would have done that.
41:08There's the bank.
41:10There's the drop box.
41:12Eat this money bank.
41:14Knock, knock.
41:18I know we don't deserve that.
41:20Feed.
41:22But we ain't need it anyhow.
41:38But perhaps the best part of being human is no matter how difficult life gets, we always have hope.
41:43And every single one of us could use some mercy at night.
42:01Ben, is that you?
42:03Yeah.
42:26Ben.
42:28Oh.
42:30Oh.
42:31Ben.
42:32Oh.
42:33Oh.
42:33Ben.
42:56Unfortunately, sometimes all of your hope sits in a single jar
43:00and is handed to the last person in the galaxy, you would want to have control over it.
43:10Daddy?
43:15A church in my country could use a little mercy now.
43:28As they sink into a poison pit, it's gonna take forever to climb out.
43:42Bill.
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