00:00Huh? What? Where am I? Hotel OJ?
00:03Whoa, who are you? Cool teleportation power!
00:06I'm Miphone 4, and thanks, but, uh, I was trying to teleport back to Season 2.
00:12Well, I'm 2, and this IS my season.
00:15So, I guess you made it! Welcome to Teapot!
00:17No, I mean MY Season 2.
00:19I've gotta get back to it now that I've finished Season 3.
00:23Wait, Season 3, then Season 2? Saving the best for last, eh?
00:29It's a long story.
00:31Oh, don't worry, buddy. I'm sure you'll get the hang of teleporting in no time.
00:35Your name's Miphone 4, you said?
00:37Well, any friend of 4's is a friend of mine!
00:39I am not your friend.
00:41I'd be happy to help seat you to your destination.
00:44Gee, really? Thanks. I think I'm ready to give it another shot.
00:48Hold on tight!
00:51Ugh, I messed it up again. Where are we now?
00:54Big Apple.
00:55Oh, we're in New York City?
00:56No, over there.
00:57Wait, what's New York City mean?
01:00Whoa, Apple! When did you get so big? How long was I gone?
01:04New York City means everything. Pizza pies, Broadway shows, Central Park, and there's nowhere better on Earth to get a
01:13bagel.
01:13Hey, wait, I'm not a bagel!
01:15Yeah, I'll say you're not. You need some schmear.
01:18Wait, no!
01:19Get back here, you!
01:21Ugh!
01:21I cannot believe this unshmeared shlemiel is making me shle-
01:25Um, what language is that?
01:28Ooh, those bagels do look good. Want to stop for a bite?
01:31Nah, one minute in New York and I'm already exhausted. Let me try this again.
01:41Hmm, where are we now?
01:43Oh, this is LA. We better keep a low profile. In Hollywood, stars like us can barely go anywhere without
01:49being mobbed by adoring fans.
01:51Uh, no offense, me phone, but I'm not sure that's something you have to worry about.
01:56Oh, my stars. Is that me phone 4?
01:59Ha! C2, I got recognized.
02:02I thought I made it clear that you could never work in this town again.
02:07Uh...
02:08It's cool. He's with me.
02:09Oh, my academy. You're too. I'm a huge fan.
02:12Please, you have to come leave your mark at the Chinese theater.
02:15It's where all the biggest celebrities leave their legacies.
02:18Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
02:22Ugh! Help me! Why is no one paying attention to me anymore?
02:26I'm flattered. Well, I think I'll pass. Seems a bit shallow.
02:30Oh, no. It's deep!
02:33Let my music...
02:37So, do you want to catch a movie or something?
02:39No, I need to get back to season two. We have to keep moving.
02:48Ugh! What is this? It's so humid!
02:52Wait, where's two?
02:53On your left! Woohoo!
02:55Where are we?
02:56We're in Florida, the theme park capital of the world.
02:59So much fun and excitement, pleasure and amusement for days and days.
03:03Look! There's even a giant golf ball over there.
03:05Isn't that the Epcot ball?
03:07Some malicious malus domestica made off with my growth rate. Have you seen it?
03:12Sorry, golf ball. We're too busy having fun! Woohoo!
03:16Come on, meat phone. Put your arms up like this.
03:18Two, there's no time. I've already spent so long procrastinating and distracting myself.
03:23I can't put this off anymore.
03:25Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the U for a sec.
03:27Look, if it's that important to you, I can snap my fingers and put you back where you belong lickety
03:32-split.
03:32What? You could do that this whole time?
03:35Sure, but this isn't about that.
03:37Honestly, what good are you going to be to your contestants if you're too stressed to take care of yourself?
03:41You just finished hosting a season. You deserve a minute to relax and celebrate.
03:45But they've been waiting for so long.
03:47So let them wait a bit longer.
03:49Take a second to stop. Look around and appreciate where you are before you keep going.
03:53Will you try that with me, meat phone?
03:56Well...
03:57All right.
04:06Woohoo!
04:09So, how do you feel?
04:10I feel like a new phone. Who it is?
04:13But seriously, I feel a lot better.
04:16I think I really needed that.
04:17And I think I'm really ready to go back now.
04:20Glad to hear it!
04:21Want me to snap you back?
04:22No, I think I've got it this time.
04:24I can feel it.
04:25Thanks for everything, Two.
04:27You got it, buddy.
04:32Oh, uh, hello there.
04:34Do I know you?
04:39Huh? Where am I?
04:40In Paris?
04:41Key Phone 4, what are you doing here?
04:44Oh, Puffball Speaker Box!
04:46I haven't seen you since the pizza making contest.
04:50Ah, yes.
04:50I still occasionally enjoy eating Lightbulb's cookie pizza.
04:56Right.
04:58Anyway, I think I'm a bit lost.
05:00I was trying to get back to Season 2.
05:02Well, you made it!
05:04Welcome to PFDIA!
05:06No, I mean MY Season 2.
05:09I guess this teleportation thing is trickier than I thought.
05:12I wonder how Meepad does it.
05:14Tell you what, how about I help you get back to your show?
05:18Because I'm nice.
05:19Really?
05:20Wow, that's actually...
05:21And because every second you spend here is damaging to my brain.
05:25You really haven't changed a bit, huh, Puffy?
05:27But, alright, I think I'm ready to give this another shot.
05:30Hold on tight.
05:35This looks like the aerospace manufacturing plant.
05:38Are we in Doyle City?
05:40Well, whatever city this is, we have a problem.
05:42Houston!
05:43This is the Space Center.
05:45One of the coolest science museums in the world.
05:48But, what's your problem?
05:49I keep teleporting to the wrong places.
05:52Mind if I take a look?
05:54Hmm, there doesn't appear to be anything physically wrong with you.
05:57I'm guessing this is more of a psychological blockage.
06:00Ah, I don't have time for this.
06:02Can you fix me, test tube?
06:04Hmm, being a therapist is a complicated job.
06:07Why don't I just do rocket science instead?
06:09I can probably build you a spaceship from all the parts around here.
06:13And then you can just fly back.
06:15Yee-haw!
06:16Howdy, TT.
06:17Are you coming to the rodeo?
06:19The barbecue cook-off is about to start.
06:21Barbecue cook-off?
06:23Golly, I can't miss that!
06:25Sorry, Mipun, I'll help you later.
06:26Bye!
06:27Ugh, fine.
06:28I can do this.
06:29I can do this.
06:31Are you okay?
06:32Quiet.
06:33Gotta focus.
06:34Just deep breaths.
06:36And...
06:40What the...
06:41Ah!
06:42I'm falling!
06:43I knew I shouldn't have tried to go back!
06:45Relax.
06:46You're not falling.
06:47This is the Willis Tower sky deck in Chicago.
06:50It has a glass bottom so you can look out over the city.
06:54Actually, it's called the Lewis Tower now.
06:57I didn't know how he pulled it off.
06:59I bet he's got ties with those mob guys down there.
07:03Hmm.
07:04Hey, look all wrong.
07:05This mirror is even more broken than the grody cuff's teeth.
07:09What did you say about me?
07:10Dogs, dogs.
07:12Can't we just chillax Chicago style, like me?
07:17You look disgusting.
07:18Gotta beat this guy up as a truce.
07:21Dibs on his legs.
07:22Wait, no.
07:24Ah!
07:26Ah!
07:27Ah!
07:28Wanna zap us elsewhere?
07:30Uh, I...
07:30I don't know.
07:31What if we end up somewhere dangerous?
07:33Don't be so negative!
07:35Do it already!
07:36This is getting frustrating.
07:42Ugh, just great.
07:44Stop the presses.
07:45Me phone fails again.
07:46Hello, Seattle.
07:48Home of the space needy.
07:50Don't call it needy.
07:51The teardrop family reunion.
07:55And coffee shops on every corner.
08:00Maybe we can have a rainy day picnic.
08:03I've already got tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
08:07What do you say, me phone?
08:10Me phone.
08:13Welcome to my me phone unboxing video.
08:16Haha, what are you doing?
08:18I'm giving up, puffball speaker box.
08:20What?
08:21Why?
08:21Clearly I can't do this.
08:23And I just...
08:24It's...
08:24It's been so long since I've been there.
08:26What if nobody wants to see me?
08:28Hey, listen.
08:29Host to host.
08:31I know that season twos are hard.
08:33There's all these expectations put on you.
08:35Even I needed to take a break for a while.
08:38But now I'm back.
08:40And better than ever.
08:41And I know you can do the same.
08:43Wow, I...
08:44That's so nice of you to say.
08:46Yeah, I'm nice.
08:48Okay.
08:49I think I'm ready now.
08:51I'm gonna go this one alone.
08:52Thank you for everything, Puffy.
08:54You're welcome.
08:59Shoot.
09:00He was my ride.
09:03I guess I live in Seattle now.
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