00:01huh what where am i my house is alive wow oh boy whoa who are you cool teleportation power
00:12i'm wild arms and thanks but uh i was trying to teleport back home well i'm philip and this
00:20is my season so i guess you made it welcome to anthony's counter yeah no i mean my season two
00:29i've got to get back to it now that i've finished season three wait season three then season two
00:37saving the best for last eh it's a long story
00:44oh don't worry buddy i'm sure you'll get the hang of teleporting in no time your name is wild arms
00:50you
00:50said well any friend of richard is a friend of mine i am not your friend i'd be happy to
00:57help
00:57see you to your destination gee really thanks i think i'm ready to give it another shot hold on tight
01:14oh i messed it up again where are we now giant dragon oh we're in new york city
01:21no over there
01:25whoa petri when did you get so big how long was i gone new york city means everything pizza pies
01:33broadway shows central park and there's nowhere better on earth to get a bagel
01:40hey wait i'm not a bagel yeah i'll say you're not you need some schmier
01:46uh wait
01:47oh i cannot believe this un-schmeared straw meal is making me schlep
01:56um
01:57What language is that?
01:59Wow those bagels are so
02:01Good wanna stop for a bite now one minute in New York, and I'm already exhausted
02:08Let me try this again
02:16Now where was I?
02:22Huh, where are we now?
02:24Oh, this is Louisiana. We better keep a low profile. In Hollywood stars like us can barely go anywhere without
02:31being mobbed by adoring fans
02:32Huh, no offense Wild Arms, but I'm not sure that's something you have to worry about
02:38Oh, my stars, is that Phillip in Wild Arms?
02:42Ha, see too, I got recognized
02:44I thought I made it clear that you could never work in this town again
02:49He's cool. It's with me. Oh
02:52My Academy you too. I'm a huge fan. Please you have to come leave your mark at the Chinese theater
02:58It's where all the biggest celebrities leave their legacies
03:05Help me why is no one paying attention to me anymore?
03:09I'm flattered, but I think I'll pass seems a bit shallow
03:21It's deep not my freaking music
03:27So do you want to catch a movie or something?
03:30No, I need to get back to season two we have to keep moving
03:40Ah, alright, but just this one's
03:47Ah, what is this? It's so humid
03:53Wait, where is Phillip?
03:55On your left
03:56Yahoo
04:02Where are we?
04:03We're in Florida
04:04The theme park capital of the world
04:06So much fun and excitement
04:08Pleasure and amusement for days and days
04:11Look, there's even a giant Icky over there
04:14Isn't that a giant bird?
04:16Some malicious malice domestic cat made out with my growth rate
04:20Have you seen it?
04:21Sorry, Icky
04:22We're too busy having fun
04:24Yeah
04:25Yoohoo
04:27Come on Wild Arms
04:29Put your arms up like this
04:31No, Phillip
04:32There's no time
04:34I've already spent so long procrastinating and distracting myself
04:37I can't put this off anymore
04:39Whoa, whoa, whoa
04:41Whoa
04:42Hold the you for a second
04:44Look, if it's that important to you
04:47I can snap my fingers and put you back where you belong luckily split
04:51What?
04:52You could do that this whole time?
04:54Sure
04:55But this isn't about that
05:01Honestly, what good are you gonna be to your contestants?
05:04If you're too stressed to take care of yourself
05:06You just finished hosting a season
05:08You deserve a minute to relax and celebrate
05:11But they've been waiting for so long
05:13So let them wait a bit longer
05:15Take a second to stop
05:17Look around
05:17And appreciate where you're before you keep going
05:20Will you try that with me Wild Arms?
05:23Well
05:25Alright
05:54Alright
05:55Mmm
05:56Mmm
05:56Mmm
05:57Mmm
05:58Mmm
05:59Mmm
06:00Mmm
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06:16I don't know.
06:52I don't know.
07:33I don't know.
07:35I don't know.
07:36I'm really ready to go back now.
07:38Glad to hear it.
07:39Want me to snap you back?
07:41No.
07:42I think I got it this time.
07:43I can feel it.
07:44Thanks for everything Philip.
07:46You got it buddy.
07:55Oh, uh.
07:57Hello there.
07:58Do I know you?
08:26I can feel it.
08:27I can feel it.
08:27I can feel it.
08:28I can feel it.
08:29Hmm.
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hmm.
08:33Hmm.
08:33Right.
08:34Anyway, I think I'm a bit lost.
08:36I was trying to get back to season 2.
08:39Well, you made it.
08:40Welcome to the future of the galaxy, into Moreland.
08:44No.
08:45I mean, my season 2.
08:47I guess this teleportation thing is trickier than I thought.
08:50I wonder how Ozian's rut is it.
08:53Tell you what.
08:53How about I help you get back to your show, because I am nice.
08:58Really?
08:58Wow!
08:59That's actually-
09:00And because every second you spend here is damaging to my brand.
09:04You really haven't changed a bit huh Mr. Android.
09:07But alright, I think I'm ready to give this another shot.
09:10Hold on tight.
09:20This looks like the aerospace manufacturing plant.
09:24Are we in your city?
09:26Well, whatever city this is, we have a problem.
09:29Houston, this is the Space Center.
09:33One of the coolest science museums in the world.
09:38But what's your problem?
09:40I keep teleporting to the wrong places.
09:43Mind if I take a look?
09:46Come, there doesn't appear to be anything physically wrong with you.
09:52Ugh, I don't have time for this.
09:54Can you fix me Professor Swooper?
09:57Well, being a therapist is a complicated job.
10:02Why don't I just do rocket science instead?
10:06I can probably build you a spaceship from all the parts around here.
10:13And then you can just fly back.
10:16Yahoo!
10:17Hello Professor Swooper.
10:20Are you coming to the galaxy?
10:22Because Space Captain Barry is about to start.
10:25Space Captain Barry?
10:27Golly, I can't miss that.
10:30Sorry Wild Arms.
10:32I'll help you later.
10:34Bye.
10:37Ugh, fine.
10:39I can do this.
10:40I can do this.
10:41Are you okay?
10:43Shut up!
10:44Gotta focus.
10:45Just deep breaths.
10:47And...
10:52What the...
10:53Ah!
10:54I'm falling.
10:55I knew I shouldn't have tried to go back.
10:58Relax.
10:59You're not falling.
11:00This is the Willis Tower skydeck in Chicago.
11:03It has a glass bottom, so you can look out over the city.
11:06Actually it's called the Lewis Tower now.
11:09I don't know how he pulled it off.
11:11I bet he's got ties with those mob guys down there.
11:16Ah!
11:18I look all wrong.
11:19This mirror is even more broken than that grody cop's teeth.
11:23What did you say about me?
11:25Doors.
11:26Doors.
11:27Can't we just chillax Chicago style, like me?
11:34You look disgusting.
11:36Wanna beat this guy up as a truce?
11:38Dibs on its legs.
11:40Wait.
11:40No.
11:42Dibs on its legs.
11:43Dibs on its legs.
11:45Dibs on its legs.
11:46Dibs on its legs.
11:48Dibs on its legs.
11:49Dibs on its legs.
11:50Dibs on its legs.
11:51Run and zapp us elsewhere?
11:52I don't know.
11:53What if we end up somewhere dangerous?
11:55Don't be so negative.
11:57Do it already.
11:58This is getting frustrating.
12:06well just great stop the presses wild arms fails again hello Seattle home of the space
12:14captain the Gunderson family reunion and coffee shops on every corner maybe we can have a sunset
12:20day picnic I've already got tossed salads and scrambled eggs what do you say wild arms
12:27wild arms hello and welcome to wild arms video what are you doing I'm giving up mr. Android
12:39what why clearly I can't do this and I just it's been so long since I've been there what if
12:47nobody
12:47wants to see me hey listen host to coast I know that season twos are hard there's all these
12:54expectations put on you even I needed to take a break for a while but now I'm back and better
12:59than ever and they know you can do the same Wow I that's so nice of you to say yes
13:06I'm nice okay I
13:08think I'm ready now I'm gonna go this one alone thank you for everyone mr. Android you're welcome
13:18shoot he was my ride I guess I live in Seattle now
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