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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 12: Sleep Snafus and That Was Not on My Bingo Card
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00:01Warning, tonight's AFV may cause uncontrollable giggling.
00:10Are you helping?
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's do it!
00:43Come on, man! Come on!
00:44Thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:46Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:48Hello, and welcome to AFV.
00:50Thank you for inviting me into your homes.
00:53I hope you didn't mind, but I didn't remove my shoes at the front door.
00:57I mean, mainly because I'm not literally in your homes,
01:00and also because the studio audience can do without smelling my stinky socks.
01:04But you know what doesn't stink, you know, ever?
01:08Funny videos!
01:10Sometimes a guy falls off a porch.
01:12Sometimes the porch does the falling.
01:14You're on!
01:18Are you okay?
01:21Yeah!
01:25Yet more proof that everyone loves fried chicken.
01:31Oh!
01:35You...
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:40I miss Tiggy, girl.
01:42Watch this.
01:43If I had a nickel for each time someone said, watch this,
01:46I'd have enough nickels to buy some new gutters.
01:49Yeah!
01:53Oh...
01:54My God.
01:58What towing company did they call?
02:01Triple A?
02:02You're making it worse?
02:14He's doing well.
02:16He's not gonna remember any of this, but he's in recovery.
02:22Tell everybody you're doing well.
02:24You're stupid.
02:26Tell everybody you're doing well.
02:26No, I'm doing good.
02:27You're stupid.
02:29How are you scared, Chad?
02:31Hold the tree, son.
02:33There you go.
02:34There you go.
02:38There you go.
02:48Chad, you're dying!
02:50Chad, you're dying!
02:52This is for Albert Blair.
02:55We love you, man.
03:02I miss you a lot.
03:03I'll bet Albert Blair is looking down and smiling.
03:07And laughing his butt off.
03:13Oh!
03:15Whoa!
03:18You all right?
03:22Oh!
03:23I'll be!
03:31Release the hounds.
03:34It's time to go to the dog park.
03:39A preponderance of puppies leads to a pretty precious de-pancing.
03:49Oh, my gosh!
03:50They took your pants off!
03:58Is that her tongue?
04:00Some other dog's tongue?
04:01Or just some creature that looks like a tongue?
04:04I am so confused.
04:08I am so confused.
04:11Fun fact.
04:12When a skunk raises its tail, it does not mean they want to be friends.
04:19But dogs don't know that.
04:23It stinks that you fell.
04:25But it's nothing compared to how much your dog that just got sprayed is gonna stink.
04:32Butch will take his dinner in the living room.
04:36If any of it survive the journey, that is.
04:40Well, it's just about empty.
04:47That dog doesn't know what a gas pedal is.
04:49But he's about to find out what it does.
04:59Cutest...
05:01chain...
05:02reaction...
05:03ever.
05:13When she said she was all tied up at work, this is not what I pictured.
05:36If you catch an unidentified flying object on video, it's a really big deal.
05:41If you catch an easily identified flying object on video, it's not a big deal.
05:46But if you put a bunch of flying object videos together, it can be quite funny, which is our whole
05:51deal.
05:52I got a new superpower.
05:55It's gonna blow your mind.
05:58You know that I'm all about it.
06:01I'm built different, I'm a new guy.
06:04So watch me, watch me do what I do.
06:07Out with the old and in with the new.
06:10Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
06:13I got no limitations.
06:15It's amazing.
06:16Yeah, yeah.
06:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:19Yeah, watch me do what I do.
06:21Well, this is new.
06:24This is new.
06:27Fuck.
06:33Fuck!
06:33Oh, my God.
07:03Well, this is new.
07:09Upload your funny video to AFB.com.
07:23And now it's time to salute boneheads.
07:27Figuratively, of course, if we literally saluted them,
07:31they'd somehow find a way to get poked in the eye with our fingers
07:34and then claim it was our fault.
07:37It's the old try to jump the sensor while ducking the closing door routine.
07:42Fails every time.
07:45She's trying to split the bullseye.
07:47But she splits something else.
08:04No!
08:06No!
08:08No!
08:09Well, that's one way to get an interior and exterior car wash at the same time.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:18Someone needs to tell him.
08:20Yeah, someone needs to tell him.
08:22Like maybe the someone watching him do it.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:26Happy graduation.
08:42It's never a good sign when the trash can is making a squeaking noise.
08:51Either he likes playing peek-a-boo with garbage
08:54or he's about to meet a squirrel looking for a free meal.
09:01All right, Jack.
09:02Where are we going?
09:03Where are we going?
09:04Where are we going?
09:04Where are we going?
09:07Three, two...
09:08What is Gabriela Tarr?
09:14Nice shot of the grill.
09:16Nice shot of her spill.
09:24I think their plan is to pull that press box right into the dumpster.
09:31And I think it's a bad plan.
09:42That didn't go as planned.
09:51Normally, when you watch TV,
09:53you're supposed to focus on whatever's front and center,
09:56like the host.
09:57However, in these next videos,
09:58focus on the background
10:00because that's where the action is.
10:02Hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:03Not yet.
10:03You're still looking at me.
10:06And commence.
10:08Background watching.
10:11Hey, everybody.
10:12I've accepted a challenge from Zone Conditioning this weekend
10:15to climb this set of stairs.
10:18This set of stairs.
10:21What was that?
10:23I'm not sure if peacocks can fly,
10:25but I know girls in peacock costumes can't.
10:31The new glass kitchen door
10:33might take some getting used to.
10:49Ain't that going to hinder you from obeying your help
10:52or get rid of it?
10:53It's no good.
10:55That's why God has to take people out of our...
10:58I'm on the line, baby.
10:59I'm on the line.
11:00What are you doing?
11:02No.
11:03Thou shalt not walk around in your undies
11:05while thy wife's Bible class is on the live, baby.
11:09You don't know.
11:09Lord, have mercy.
11:10Guys.
11:12Oh, it's recording.
11:13Yeah, it's recording.
11:14Quick.
11:15Somebody do something dumb.
11:19Hi.
11:28At least one of them was smart enough
11:30not to walk out on those slippery rocks for a photo.
11:46I've heard of wedding crashers,
11:48but not proposal crashers.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:53Oh, my God.
12:01I got it.
12:02I got it.
12:04Last tables.
12:07Not for sitting.
12:12Good point.
12:13Stay right there.
12:14Get a picture of it before you spoon.
12:16Get a picture of it.
12:20Did you get that on video?
12:28Adults have a lot of serious stuff to get upset about.
12:32So when we see kids getting upset
12:33for not-so-serious reasons, it makes us laugh.
12:37Here are some kids getting upset for,
12:39shall we say, dumb reasons to cheer you up
12:41and take your mind off all the undumb things
12:44that get you down.
12:45You guys crying.
12:46He did what?
12:51He took all of the poop.
12:53He took all of it.
12:54Who did?
12:55Daddy.
13:00Daddy.
13:11Let's go put it on Barbie.
13:15It's not going to go on your foot.
13:17You cannot wear that shoe.
13:18That's Barbie's shoe.
13:23It's not going to go.
13:25It's not going to go.
13:34Luke.
13:35Luke.
13:35Luke.
13:36Luke.
13:37Luke, bend down.
13:39Bend down.
13:47I'm not that doll.
13:49I'm not that doll.
13:51No.
13:53Who's in our car right now?
13:58I don't like it.
14:01I don't like it.
14:03I'm not that doll.
14:04I'm not that doll.
14:06What did Mom do to her hair?
14:08I'm like a dad.
14:16Where is his dad?
14:19Where is his dad?
14:36they say laughter is the best medicine which i totally agree with if only because regular
14:42medicine can be ridiculously expensive plus our show is free and has exactly zero side effects
14:49except for the effect that your side may hurt from laughing too much
14:53the hard hat says he takes safety seriously the running into a two-by-four not so much
15:12oh you look so cute girl turn around spin spin you how do cheers can you do cheers
15:20cheers that kind of cheer do you know how to do about cheer cheer
15:28bye girl let me do that no that was bad sometimes a cartwheel goes wheelie wrong
15:36good job
15:45dominoes is an entirely different game when you have pets
15:55can we talk about my view right now i said hey did you guys give me an ocean view and
16:00they said yeah of course we gave you an ocean view i'm so mad
16:07weird he had debated whether to join the basketball team or just stick with gymnastics
16:21forgetting your moms in your bed is scarier than almost any monster
16:33i don't know how the judges will mark this but i know how shelby will mark it
16:56and now it's time to salute some videos based not on how funny they are but on how expensive
17:02they are yes just a little something to keep the accountants accountant
17:08and now alfonso ribero counts up the denaro it's ka-ching
17:14going with i'm sure it'll be fine forklift company to move your boat that's gonna cost you
17:35teen boys never stop eating but that's not the only way they'll cost you
17:39in the kitchen
17:41for the views bro
17:48hovercrafting on the street that's like throwing money down a drain
17:51and we're ready don't hit me
18:00oh no
18:06too cheap to pay for the batting cages well at least you found a lazy workaround
18:21hiring ryan and billy to help out in the pro shop
18:24good luck with those double bogey boneheads
18:33hey ron
18:34hey billy
18:36that hurt
18:38well i brought receipts this has been ka-ching
18:45it's time to round up some past winners on the winner's circle
18:49hey wait wait round up winner's circle and a circle's round
18:53we didn't even plan that
18:57it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afv's past
19:10when the grandkids are away with their legos grandpa will play
19:16this is sierra hotel six niner on the final
19:21here sierra hotel you have a clean neck
19:25right here sierra hotel you're low power or power sierra hotel you're low power power
19:58i've got some place to call home i've got to be somebody's true love
20:06i've got some place to call home i've got to be somebody's true love
20:15the world may have power but god has given me a power even stronger than the world
20:30keep going
20:32keep going
20:56keep going
20:59watch the break
21:01keep going
21:02keep going
21:04no stop
21:06don't let it
21:29let's circle back next week for another inner circle
21:34got a funny video
21:36upload it to afv.com
21:45these next videos will have you acting like an emoji because you're going to go
21:50and maybe
21:51but definitely
21:54all right guys our next challenge is going to be the hit the ball at the ceiling challenge
22:00i'm going to keep track of how many times i hit the ceiling and i'm going to keep track
22:06about how many times he hits the ceiling
22:08and i'm going to keep track of it and it's going to be like this so for example let's say
22:14oh
22:23okay
22:23he stops the vehicle okay gets you out of the window waits to see if you're really going to feed
22:30him
22:31Oh, here he comes.
22:35This goes from drive-through safari to highway robbery.
22:39So we move on, he's going to run in front of the car.
22:43He says, stop!
22:48What's the matter?
22:50I want no more pancakes.
22:52Calvin, they're all gone.
22:53No!
22:55Come on!
23:04They're all gone.
23:05I want more pancakes.
23:07They're all gone.
23:08I want more pancakes.
23:09You ate them all.
23:10Ah!
23:12Go on!
23:13Guys!
23:16Aw, they love their dog so much, they took him to a raccoon salon.
23:22Thank you, buddy.
23:24Ready?
23:29Evelyn.
23:30This kid's got a skill that's so unique, he'll never be able to use it in a game.
23:42I'm scared.
23:44This bottle of foam will make him wish he'd stayed home.
23:47There you go.
23:49There's a fire extinguisher.
23:58There are so many apps these days that trying to keep their name straight can make you feel
24:03like a complete goober.
24:05Or a complete uber?
24:07I don't know, I always get them confused.
24:10Who's picking you up?
24:11A goober.
24:14A goober.
24:16What?
24:16Goomer.
24:16A what?
24:17A goober.
24:18What are you talking about?
24:19What is it?
24:20A goober.
24:21I don't know, but you should call them to see if they show up.
24:24What are you trying to say?
24:24Well, I don't want anybody to take me.
24:25What are you trying to say?
24:27I'm going to get my colonoscopy with a goober.
24:31What is a goober?
24:32It's who's taking money.
24:34There's people that come after you and you pay them.
24:36A goober comes.
24:37A goober.
24:38That's it.
24:38It's Goober Piles' brother.
24:41Mom, nobody from Goober is picking you up.
24:43It's not a thing.
24:44Goobers are a polite word for boogers.
24:48A booger.
24:49It's a booger mobile.
24:50What is it, you guys?
24:51Seriously, is it a goober?
24:53A goober?
24:54I don't know what you're talking about.
24:57They have their name in their car when they pull up, so you know it's really a goober.
25:06I'm not even going.
25:08It's a goober.
25:10A goober.
25:11A goober.
25:12A goober.
25:17Hey, Alfonso.
25:19Hey, Alfonso.
25:20We want more videos of people getting scared.
25:23No!
25:24That one.
25:26Okay, Piper and Pearl, you want more videos of people getting scared?
25:29Well, here are some clips where people go boo, specially chosen for the two of you.
25:56Daddy!
25:57DADDY!
26:00Daddy!
26:01Whoa!
26:01Ha ha ha!
26:04No!
26:07Fire!
26:09Fire!
26:10Fire!
26:18No!
26:21No!
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26:55because sometimes life throws a pie at your face, and sometimes there's a squirrel riding a skateboard through your living
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27:13What he lacks in leaping ability, he also lacks in balance.
27:26How are you doing?
27:27Greetings from Wisconsin.
27:29Mr. Sizzle is out here enjoying the scenery.
27:32I miss you girls.
27:33Gorgeous.
27:34I love you.
27:35I'll be home soon.
27:37Until then, I'll make sure I keep him safe.
27:39Oh my gosh.
27:46Sorry, Sizzle.
27:47Oh my goodness.
27:51Squirrels may be cute and fluffy, but they will not go down without a fight.
28:03Oh my goodness.
28:06Oh my goodness.
28:07Oh my goodness.
28:08Oh my goodness.
28:11There we go.
28:14That was near as cool as I thought it was going to be.
28:17Darn.
28:17Fair enough.
28:18I think I messed it up.
28:20Well.
28:21Some chemical reactions have slower reaction times than others.
28:32This is one sport where I'd prefer playing in the outfield.
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29:34We spend a third of our lives sleeping, and yet we have no idea what we look like while we're
29:40doing it.
29:41Weird? Sort of.
29:42A problem worth looking into? Not at all.
29:45A good reason to show funny sleep videos? Absolutely.
29:50Rain, would you like a donut? You want a donut, Rain? You want a donut? Here, I got you a
29:59donut. Here you go.
30:01Ah, don't decide now.
30:03What's your donut?
30:04Sleep on it.
30:12Looks like the wrong person went down for a nap.
30:17Keith?
30:18Keith?
30:22Look at you!
30:27Get up!
30:34Pull right up to it.
30:35You can pull this prank too.
30:37All you need is a sleeping passenger in a pickup truck being hauled backward on a flatbed truck in front
30:42of you on the freeway.
30:44Easy peasy!
30:44Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
31:02This model is always safety first, even when he's catching some seeds.
31:19Seriously, how does this not wake my husband up?
31:30Some sound sleepers can handle an awful lot of sound.
31:47We're at McDonald's.
31:49Who wants to go to McDonald's?
31:50Ice cream.
31:51I'm ready, I'm ready!
32:03You know what the world needs now?
32:05A lady who might have overcooked the dinner rolls.
32:18I hope you've enjoyed a lady who might have overcooked the dinner rolls.
32:25When teenage boys engage in ill-advised hijinks, people say, boys will be boys.
32:30But these days, teenage girls are out hijinxing the boys to such a degree that even the most
32:36based dudes are saying, whoa, I do not recommend whatever she just did.
32:48I don't know if they need a new choreographer or a new dentist.
32:58Are her friends covering their mouths to make sure nothing happens to their teeth?
33:06You have to drive safe and slowly enough so that that phone does not come crashing down.
33:16You jinxed it, Mom.
33:18I did really.
33:20Something happened.
33:21Well, here's a high-octane mistake.
33:24Summer, um, you know how to fill up gas?
33:27Gosh, I thought I did.
33:30Guess not.
33:32Savannah, do a back flip.
33:34I missed that.
33:39I know guys can be jerks, but throwing a dead fish in your hair is pretty next level.
33:45Get it out of my hair!
33:46Okay, okay, stop, stop.
33:48I doubt she'll want to go out for sushi after this.
33:54Oh, my God.
33:55What?
33:56It's not a search unit.
33:58It's for anybody who knows how to make bacon.
34:03And pudding for.
34:07Broughtwurst.
34:08And pudding for spaghetti.
34:12And pudding for.
34:15Oh, God.
34:16Please stop it.
34:19How do you call a seagull?
34:21I can't do it.
34:22I'm a man.
34:23How do you call a seagull?
34:28There it is, right there.
34:33Her laugh attracts seagulls, which is better than, say, bears or sharks.
34:46Children are delightful and delightfully easy to fool.
34:50Fool with magic, that is.
34:51Mind-blowing magic isn't just the best way to make a normally stoic child gasp in amazement.
34:56It's also tonight's assignment in America.
34:58Need some examples?
34:59Well, presto change-o, here you go-o.
35:07Hey, hello.
35:09You want orange?
35:18So, Hocus Pocus, get your magic videos in focus.
35:22Jess, tell them more.
35:24It's time to make like Houdini in front of people who are teeny.
35:27Do some magic for a child and the results will be wild.
35:30A disappearing trick could make some money appear in your bank account.
35:34How's 20 or 100 grand sound?
35:35Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:38For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:40There's nothing tragic about mind-blowing magic.
35:50We're nearing the end, but we're not quite there,
35:52because we still need to hand out so much money, it ain't even fair.
35:56Let's meet our finalists.
35:58First up, face filters are fun and can border on almost the absurd,
36:02especially for this guy who can't pronounce a word.
36:05It's the Shock of Gibraltar, sent in by Lindsey Bowden from Land O'Lakes, Florida.
36:11All right, Jack, where we going?
36:13Where we going?
36:14Where we going?
36:14Where we going?
36:15Three, two...
36:24Joining us are Lindsey, Matt, and Jack.
36:28Now, this is not the first time Matt has had some creative pronunciation.
36:33Lindsey, tell us how he ordered a Merlot.
36:38He said Merlot.
36:41And was that on purpose?
36:44Yes.
36:44It was on purpose?
36:45He was asking my whole family if he could have a Merlot.
36:48Yeah.
36:49See, that's a funny man right there.
36:50Now, I hear Lindsey kept sending the video in a secret.
36:54How did you react when you found out, Matt?
36:59A little girl scream is what happened.
37:01After I gained my composure, I screamed to the top of my lungs.
37:04I was so excited.
37:05Oh, I love it.
37:06All right, I'll bet you you'll be even more excited if you end up winning, right?
37:11That's exactly right.
37:12All right, all right.
37:14Well, good luck, y'all.
37:16All right.
37:17Next up, Bible study over Zoom is fun.
37:20Yes, the future has arrived.
37:22Just make sure your husband stays dressed while you're on the live.
37:26It's the preacher and the streaker sent in by Brenda Smith from Milton, North Carolina.
37:31Ain't that going to hinder you from obeying your help or get rid of it?
37:35But it's no good.
37:37That's why God has to take people out of our...
37:40I'm on the live, baby.
37:41I'm on the live.
37:42What are you doing?
37:44No.
37:45Joining us are Brenda and John.
37:47Now, Brenda, you've been leading your Bible study for 27 years.
37:51Was this the first time John ever made a surprise appearance?
37:56Yes.
37:58All right, now, John, if you could, would you change anything, or is the joy and laughter
38:03that is brought to all who've seen it worth the initial embarrassment?
38:08No, no, no.
38:10No.
38:11No, it ain't worth it.
38:12It ain't worth it.
38:13All right.
38:13I don't really know.
38:15Well, you know what?
38:16I would say amen to that, but I'm afraid John might accidentally get naked.
38:22Good luck, y'all.
38:24And finally, hair salons might cut and blow dry, but bad haircuts can make your sisters cry.
38:31It's Sisters Boo Hoo Brothers New Do, sent in by Tiffany Kazanis from Foley, Alabama.
38:38No!
38:42No!
38:44Who's in our car right now?
38:50I don't like it, man!
38:55Where is his hair?
38:59Joining us are Tiffany, Jessie, Madeline, Waylon, Emerson, and Weston.
39:04Now, Tiffany, you got Weston's haircut while the girls were at school so you could capture their reaction.
39:10What kind of reaction were you expecting?
39:13I was definitely expecting a reaction from the girls, but maybe not as dramatic.
39:20I understand.
39:22Now, Madeline and Waylon, do you like your brother's hair now that you're used to it?
39:27Yes.
39:29He's good looking, right?
39:31Yes.
39:31Yeah, okay, okay.
39:32Well, listen, the good thing about hair is that it always grows back, right?
39:37Yes.
39:38That's right.
39:38All right, all right.
39:39Good luck, y'all.
39:41All right, now, we're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:44But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable
39:48mention.
40:17Now, let's take a look.
40:27Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:29$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:33Here we go.
40:34Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:37The Preacher and the Streaker, sent in by Brenda Smith from Milton, North Carolina.
40:45And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
40:51Sisters Boo-Hoo Brothers New News, sent in by Tiffany Kazanis from Foley, Alabama.
40:57We have Madeline, Waylon, Emerson, Weston, Tiffany, and Jessie.
41:02All right, well, congratulations.
41:04Now, Tiffany, we know how the girls felt about Weston's haircut.
41:09How did Weston feel about his haircut?
41:12Um, Weston just thought his sisters were hilarious at crying about his hair.
41:18Well, he just left.
41:19He was like, I won and I'm out.
41:21I don't need to be here anymore, right?
41:23Well, listen, if you had to do it over again, would you do anything differently?
41:29Maybe clean my car up a little bit.
41:32Like, if you knew it was going to be on TV, you would clean it up.
41:35I get it, I get you.
41:36Well, with $20,000, you can clean it up and afford to get as many kids the haircuts that
41:42all the siblings will be happy about, okay?
41:45That's right.
41:45All right, well, congratulations.
41:47You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:51Yay!
41:52Yes!
41:54Well, that's the end of the show, but don't be sad because it's over.
41:57Be sad because you have to wait almost 200 hours until next week's episode starts.
42:02Yeah, yeah.
42:03We'll see you then, and don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:06we'll send you an AFB t-shirt.
42:08So good night, everybody, and remember, send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:43Good night, y'all.
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