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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 07: Senior-itis, Tooth Pulls, and That's an Unusual Problem
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00:01If you like this AFV appetizer, you'll love the main course.
00:26Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's do this, y'all!
00:48Hello, and welcome to America's Funniest Videos,
00:51a show that the title spells out exactly what you're gonna get.
00:55We're like one of those restaurants that has a type of food in the name.
00:58And just as you wouldn't go to a place called Pasta Paradise for Sushi,
01:03you wouldn't tune into America's Funniest Videos for photos
01:06of the most depressing skateboard crashes in Switzerland.
01:09Anyway, uh, here are today's specials.
01:14On rare occasions, the hitter makes an error.
01:30This guy's a nut.
01:32Or at least a squirrel thinks so.
01:43I like cookies, blank milk.
01:47I like cookies, at milk.
01:50I like cookies, and milk.
01:53I like cookies, butt milk.
01:55Or I like cookies...
01:56Butt milk!
01:58They're being recorded.
02:01Butt milk!
02:03Butt milk!
02:07What is butt milk?
02:13I'm going to scare the guy out of Steve,
02:17so I just heard the garage open.
02:19He's just arriving.
02:23They moved to a two-story house
02:25just so she could pull this prank on him.
02:32Hey, Ellen?
02:33Oh!
02:37Oh, my God, are you okay?
02:40How do you know when you've overstuffed your trash bag?
03:02T-Rexes look a lot bigger in the movies.
03:04Roar, roar, roar, a bunch of roar.
03:07Roar!
03:10Roar!
03:11Roar!
03:14Oh, my gosh, I'm scared.
03:15Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar.
03:18Go for three.
03:19Okay, one, two, three.
03:28It's a girl!
03:31That is...
03:32That is pink.
03:34It's a girl right there!
03:36This girl right there!
03:37This gender reveal reveals that this little boy
03:40is in a state of denial.
04:00One of our most popular segments is Dog Park.
04:03I mean, we could switch it up and call it Pooch Palace or the Barking Lot,
04:07and it would be just as great, but then we'd have to change the graphic,
04:11and it would be a whole to-do, because as great as our graphic designer Patrick is,
04:16he has enough on his plate, so release the hounds.
04:22It's time to go to the dog park.
04:25Did you do this? Huh?
04:29Did you open the window and let the chicken in?
04:33What's the problem? He heard you wanted chicken for dinner and was trying to help.
04:45Talk about creative differences.
04:48The lead singer insists on singing from the next room.
04:51Yeah.
05:07If you won't give him a bath, he'll just give himself a bath.
05:23This explains last month's water build.
05:26Hope he knows how to turn it off.
05:33Well, I'd do the same thing if an Alfonso statue took my toy.
05:40I don't know if he's scared of that sculpture, or if he just thinks it's tech.
05:48Look at this horse.
05:49When this dog runs out of water, he takes matters into his own paws.
05:58He does this so he doesn't have to hear you tell the story about the one that got away.
06:03Oh, God.
06:08Oh, this poor fish.
06:12Spoiler up.
06:14Got the spoiler up.
06:17Spoiler's up.
06:18Fat dog.
06:26This next montage is dedicated to work.
06:29Okay, I know a bunch of you just shuddered at the thought of going back to work tomorrow.
06:34Well, as bad as your work date might be, here's some people to remind you it could always be worse.
06:40And if it is, please send me the video.
06:44Wake up at the crack of dawn Slip my old work boots
06:49Copy, copy, and I'm ready to roll Grab my keys, head out the door
06:56I do what I got to do To just maintain
07:03Tomorrow I'll do it again And I don't complain
07:09But I ain't no workin' still Cause I get my old phone ship to ship
07:15And I do my best each and every day Cause I gotta push, gotta make them pay
07:22I ain't no workin' still Cause I love it all to catch my breath
07:28Cause I always know it is what it is Gotta make my way
07:33But I ain't no workin' still
07:39I ain't no workin' still
07:45Get my old phone ship to ship
07:52I ain't no workin' still
07:57I ain't no workin' still
08:05Hey, wanna see your funny video on TV?
08:08Just upload it to AFB.com
08:22My father once told me it's better to work smart than to work hard. Good advice.
08:27But the boneheads in these next videos must have had dads who gave them the advice work hard at not
08:32being smart.
08:34Yeah, I should have my dad talk to their dads It's a slip and slide
08:42And a slip and hide
08:47This is the closest they'll ever come to front row seats to a bowl game
08:55This is the closest they'll ever come to front row seats to a bowl game
08:56Yep, I am. It's holiday.
09:01This is the closest they'll ever come to front row seats to a bowl game
09:01Is it a snack?
09:03This?
09:05You gotta come out of this?
09:06Yeah
09:10You're lying
09:12You're lying
09:13Yeah, what is it?
09:16What?
09:18What?
09:19What?
09:20What?
09:21What?
09:21What?
09:21It's not a snack.
09:22It's not a snack.
09:23What is it?
09:24What is it?
09:25They should call animal control.
09:27What is it?
09:28Or their hairdresser.
09:29What is it?
09:30Somebody's ponytail.
09:31What's somebody's ponytail?
09:33What?
09:35What?
09:35Dee Dee, it's your hair.
09:37I am sending this to AFB.
09:42This dance team needs a new choreographer.
09:52Hey, they're not gonna get you. You're okay.
09:58They're not gonna get you, says the lady a good 30 feet away.
10:01Dan, you can't be scared. They can sense it.
10:05What?
10:06They can sense it?
10:07Yeah.
10:07They're not attacking me.
10:11They're angry.
10:13Oh my gosh, they're all swarming out.
10:17They're all over you, Dad.
10:19There's like 200 on you.
10:20There's probably like 300 on you.
10:25300?
10:28Oh my God, they're all out.
10:29Oh my God, I'm gonna start running.
10:35They're learning that bee removal isn't just some hobby you pursue on the weekends.
10:40Don't be closer to me!
10:42Oh my God!
10:44Get off me!
10:45Get off me!
10:46Get off!
10:48It's so old.
10:50Don't swing the ropes!
10:51No!
10:53I lost you!
10:54No you...
10:55With three golfers, the chance of a slice...
10:59is thrice.
11:06I videotaped the ball coming right at me
11:08He's not good on his feet
11:13But he's good with the ad-libs
11:26It's time for Spoke Too Soon
11:28Where we show videos of people who say stuff
11:31And are immediately proven wrong
11:32I would love to elaborate
11:34But I'm afraid to accidentally say something incorrect
11:37And then I'll end up in the next Spoke Too Soon package
11:40And we don't want that
11:42Or at least I don't want that
11:46So what are we having for lunch today?
11:48Um, the new thing
11:54Cancel that
12:14Is it going to rain tonight?
12:17No rain is expected tonight
12:23Yep, easy
12:29Easy
12:34No, it's okay
12:40It's okay
12:43Luckily, Dad can spot a Spoke Too Soon from a mile away
12:47Can't believe it
12:49Can't believe it
12:50Oh my goodness
12:51I've got it
12:52Oh no
12:59Oh, he can't fly
13:07Putting the final ones on
13:21Let's run
13:30Many restaurants have a senior citizen discount
13:33So that older folks can save a few bucks
13:35Well, I'm proud to say that AFE now offers a senior citizen discount
13:39So that anyone 65 and up can upload their video to our show for free
13:45Okay, yes, it was always free
13:48But when seniors hear the word discount
13:50They'll be on it like gravy on a biscuit
13:53Which they can also get a discount on depending on the restaurant
13:56Behind every clumsy man
13:59Is an overly critical wife
14:03What are you doing?
14:09Are you okay?
14:11It's in shoes
14:12Look what shoes he's wearing
14:16Hey
14:18Two
14:19One
14:20Three
14:22Baffoon
14:24Don't mind you?
14:25Don't play the words, mother, please
14:26You don't play the words
14:28It's an animal
14:29It's a
14:30It's a cow
14:31This game has one rule
14:33Don't say the word
14:34Bobcat
14:36Is that the real thing?
14:38Bobcat?
14:39My mom don't say it
14:41But grandma never plays by the rules
14:43Water
14:44In the water?
14:46Alligator?
14:47Don't say the word
14:48Don't say the word
14:50Is it in the water?
14:52Oh, hey, it's in the water
14:54Crocodile
14:59Correct
15:00Chippenzee
15:01Mother, you don't say the word
15:02We told you
15:03Well, at least she can still read
15:05Without her glasses
15:06Well, I got no one else
15:08Hair, hair
15:10Well, don't say nothing
15:13Weasel
15:15Don't say the word
15:18Correct
15:18Look at it
15:19Don't say nothing
15:23I can't say nothing
15:33Wait
15:41That's my car
15:46He called shotgun
15:48He didn't care which car
16:01I don't know what the age limit
16:03For Leapfrog is
16:07But they're past
16:08Oh, my God
16:09Are you okay?
16:11Yes
16:12Oh, my God
16:31That's a pretty impressive rocket
16:35But check out this turbo booster
16:38I never shoot him out there
16:40Is that a rocket?
16:56When you have a problem
16:57It's good to seek advice
17:00From someone who's had the same problem
17:02But what if you have a problem
17:03That's so unusual
17:04No one's ever had it before
17:06Well, I'm afraid
17:07You're on your own
17:09But it's pretty cool
17:10That you have a problem
17:11So weird
17:11That nobody else
17:12Has ever had it before
17:13Right?
17:14Right?
17:19It's hard to lose the baby weight
17:21When the baby won't let you exercise
17:32He may be a house mouse
17:33But he still likes to go outside
17:35And explore
17:52There are downsides to being the cool neighbor
17:58I decided to stay here until I'm 18
18:01You're going to stay here until you're 18?
18:04Yep
18:05Are you serious?
18:06Yep
18:07All right, well
18:08This is too many clothes
18:10Okay
18:13She's spreading the ashes of someone
18:15Who wanted to pull one last prank
18:19Jackie
18:21Jackie
18:22Jackie
18:23You've got Barry on you
18:26Jackie
18:32She's tossing him his keys
18:34After borrowing his car
18:35Can you get him all the way to me?
18:40Now she can borrow his ladder
18:46This dog is crazy
18:49He has to hold someone's hand
18:51Or else he freaks out in the car
18:52Okay?
18:53See?
18:53Now watch
19:00Give him a break
19:01He was born to pull a sled
19:03Not sit in the back seat of a sedan
19:05What in the world?
19:09They think there are mice behind those shutters
19:11But compared to what's really there
19:13Mice would be nice
19:15Oh my God
19:21All right
19:22Just got done hanging a mirror
19:23Perfect height
19:24She told me to hang it
19:25Where?
19:26No
19:27In the middle
19:28In the middle
19:29So I hung it in the middle
19:30And I forgot
19:32You're 6'8
19:36Lower it
19:44Join me as I view life
19:46Through the prism of unbridled optimism
19:51Don't be such a gloomy Gus
19:53It's time to look on the bright side
19:58Look on the bright side
19:59Now maybe you'll finally get those overtime hours
20:02You've been asking for
20:14Here's the good news
20:15You may live near scary forest creatures
20:17But at least they respect your privacy
20:21Hey
20:21Mr. Bear
20:23Can you close the door for me?
20:38Think of it this way
20:40Not having to comb your hair
20:41Gives you more time to hang out with your kids
20:50Cheer up
20:51At least no one will ever ask to borrow your phone
20:55All right, asshole
20:56I hope we've set you right
21:06By showing you that things can be bright
21:12It's time for AFV's Winner's Circle
21:15Where we salute winners from years past
21:17Proving that the best part of winning isn't the money
21:20Is being able to brag about the money
21:22For many years to come
21:24It's time to have a blast
21:26With some big winners from AFV's past
21:34Hey baby, come here
21:38I got that thing stuck in my finger
21:40Oh my gosh
21:41Done
21:46What the...
21:47You're going to have to go
21:48Is it in your bowl?
21:50Pull it out, baby
21:53Here, wait a minute, wait a minute
21:55Don't let me go get Steve
21:56No, wait a minute
21:56Cut it right here
22:08Some owls say who, who
22:11This one says you, too
22:21I'm trying to simulate labor
22:23I'm so nervous right now
22:25Oh, oh, oh, oh
22:27Stop
22:27Oh my gosh
22:28Oh my gosh
22:29They're simulating labor pains
22:30Oh my gosh
22:31Oh my gosh
22:34No, no
22:35Oh, stop
22:36I don't know who gave birth to this idea
22:38But old baby
22:39I like it
22:41Can I have the girl?
22:42I might pay my pants
22:47He's starting to understand
22:49That they call it labor
22:50Because it's a heck of a lot of work
22:59After he's done with this
23:00He's going to call his mom
23:01And apologize for 35 years
23:03Of mediocre Mother's Day gifts
23:12I have a baby
23:14I think I put my pants
23:17It's a boy
23:18It is?
23:19We did it
23:21Let's circle back next week
23:23For another Inner Circle
23:36TV is so weird these days
23:38There's a bazillion shows
23:39On a million streaming services
23:41But when you find a show you like
23:43It's only like six episodes
23:44And then you have no idea
23:46When the next season's coming out
23:47If there even is one
23:49That's what's so great about AFV
23:51We're here every week
23:52And there's no cliffhangers
23:53I mean there might be some guy
23:55Named Cliff
23:55Slipping on a plastic hanger
23:57But that's about it
23:58Nanny I'm the best
24:00At rock, paper, scissors, shoot
24:01No doubt
24:02I could be the machine
24:03Look
24:03Rock, paper, scissors, shoot
24:06Dang it
24:06He won
24:09Hello there friend
24:10Look at you
24:11All pretty
24:11She gets the snake to move
24:13Just not where she wants it to go
24:16There you go
24:17Go snake goo
24:18Oh no no no
24:19Not in the house
24:20Really?
24:21Seriously?
24:28She can't see mommy
24:30You know who else she can't see?
24:32Mommy
24:32John Cena
24:35John Cena
24:37Mama get me John Cena
24:41John Cena
24:45Lava boards are hard enough
24:47When your eyes aren't covered
24:59Taking out the recycling
25:00Helps recycle an old back injury
25:06Time for the talk
25:15Baby
25:18Squat down
25:18You gotta squat down real far
25:20And then just back up
25:22And then jump up into it
25:25When your dad's a fireman
25:26You make your own water park
25:29Yeah
25:31There it is
25:38Saved by the TV tray
25:43The spinning teacups ride
25:45Isn't for everyone
25:55This chicken's checking on her seed delivery
25:57This chicken's checking on her seed delivery
25:58Save my dude and duck
25:59Don't do it
26:02Don't do it
26:02Don't do it
26:04Don't
26:04Don't
26:05Don't
26:05Don't
26:16Don't
26:17Don't do it
26:17Don't do it
26:17Don't do it
26:18Don't do it
26:22Don't do it
26:22Don't do it
26:22Cats are finicky
26:23They're finicky about their food
26:25About who they let pet them
26:27And what show they appear on
26:28Luckily AFE is one of them
26:30Which has me feline pretty good
26:35That's a pretty expensive cat toy
26:42Some cats are afraid you'll run out of catnip
26:44These two are afraid you'll run out of ink
26:56Curiosity didn't kill the cat
26:57But it did almost ruin dinner
27:07Bro
27:07What?
27:08Bro
27:10What did you do?
27:12That was served
27:18I can't tell if he's thankful you found his happy spot
27:22Or angry about it
27:32The good thing about having outdoor cats
27:39They can scare away outdoor bears
27:42Bruiser
27:42Get back here
27:44Give me my corn dog
27:48Bruiser
27:48Give me my corn dog
27:50You could have avoided this
27:52If you had just taken Bruiser to the state fair
27:54And let him buy his own corn dog
27:56Give me my corn dog back
28:00At this point
28:01Do you really want it back?
28:11Ah
28:12Finally
28:13A way to get kittens to walk slower
28:19I love the New York Giants
28:22Yes I do
28:23You know there's a few people around here
28:25That don't like
28:26His pet's clearly a fan of the Panthers or the Bengals
28:29You know
28:29Because both teams are named after cats
28:31And if anybody don't like the Giants
28:34You just let me know
28:44For kids
28:45Losing their baby teeth
28:47Is a rite of passage
28:48Some people let nature take its course
28:50While others like to give their teeth pulling
28:53A little pizzazz
28:54So here's some creative yanks
28:55Worthy of your things
29:243, 2, 1
29:381, 2, 3
29:54Can he do it?
29:55Ah
29:573
30:13Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
30:17What are you waiting for?
30:18Upload it to AFV.com
30:28Hey Alfonso
30:32Hey Alfonso
30:33We want to see more baby videos
30:39Ha ha ha
30:40Okay Paisley, Blake and Junie
30:43You want to see more baby videos?
30:44Well how can I say no to that cute little thing?
30:49Ready kiddo?
30:50See daddy can't get this thing up
30:52Kids outsmarting their parents
30:54Seems like it's starting earlier and earlier
30:58Come on
30:59Really?
31:05She's doing her impression of what she'll look like when her teeth come in
31:23New dad's been dadding so much
31:26He dads in his sleep
31:41It's hard to tell twin babies apart
31:44Especially when you're practically a baby yourself
31:55Baby's first steps
31:57So what?
31:58Come on
32:01But baby's first trust fall?
32:03Now that's impressive
32:04A baby's belly doesn't hold that much
32:12But it holds way more than you want
32:15It happened
32:16Hold on
32:17Let me see what this is
32:17Oh no
32:31You know what the world needs now?
32:33A guy who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door
32:44I hope you've enjoyed
32:45A guy who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door
32:51Why is nobody happy with what they have?
32:54Case in point
32:55Products that make straight hair curly
32:57Are a billion dollar business
32:59And products that make curly hair straight
33:01Are also a billion dollar business
33:03I think the only people who are truly happy in life
33:06Are the ones who watch funny videos
33:08Regardless of whether the people in the videos
33:10Have curly hair
33:11Straight hair
33:12Or no hair at all
33:14That's a truck carrying a truck
33:16That's carrying a truck
33:17That's pulling a truck
33:19That wait for you
33:21Has a pickup truck coming out of the back
33:23Is this where baby trucks come from?
33:25A little truck inside the pickup truck
33:33You don't see this every day
33:35And you're not going to see it any day in my house
33:40I've heard of Australian rules football
33:43I didn't know they had Australian rules basketball
33:49This is insane
33:50How is nobody calling double dribble on that kid?
33:55Help!
34:02Most guys his age give up bike riding for pickleball
34:05And now you see why
34:16Okay, there's two bucks outside my tree stand
34:21They're fighting
34:36He turns the turtle around
34:38Because he doesn't want it to see him pee
34:40The whole cul-de-sac's free to watch
34:42But he draws the line at stuffed reptiles
34:50A much-needed break
34:52Interrupted by a much-unneeded break
35:03I literally saw a little girl do this
35:05I can't believe he's doing this
35:08You know, without putting down a coat of primer first
35:24Do you know a silly senior citizen?
35:32Someone from the greatest generation
35:34Who's as funny as they are old?
35:36Great!
35:36Because seniors aren't just our respected elders
35:39They're also tonight's Assignment America
35:41Yes, we want to see overactive octogenarians on the air again
35:45And Jess, tell them more
35:47Seniors, come out of retirement
35:49We want to see grannies falling on their fannies
35:51And pawpaws dropping the coleslaw
35:53The video of your golden-ager who acts like a teenager
35:55Might even win 20 or 100 grand
35:57Just upload the video to AFV.com
36:00For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com
36:02Nothing excites us more than our version of senioritis
36:13We've seen lots of videos
36:15The show's almost done
36:16But hey, there's a contest
36:17Let's find out who's won
36:19Time to meet our finalists
36:21First up, brother or sister
36:22Let's ask the cake
36:23But when the cake's the wrong color
36:24It must be a mistake
36:26It's gender reveal redo
36:27Sent in by Alicia Neubauer
36:29From Birth Hole, North Dakota
36:32It's a girl!
36:35That is, that is pink
36:41This gender reveal reveals that this little boy is in a state of denial
36:49Wait a minute, is there, I think that's
36:53That's a really good toy again
36:55Joining us are Alicia, Shelby, Jackson, Nellie, and Travis
36:59Now first of all, we want to wish Jackson a very happy ninth birthday
37:03And we appreciate you letting us be a part of it
37:07Now, Jackson, you didn't get the brother you were hoping for
37:10But what do you think of your new baby sister, Nellie?
37:14Great, great
37:16Great, okay
37:17Alright, great
37:18Well, you know, listen
37:19Family is all that matters, okay?
37:21Well, family and cake, of course
37:24Gotta love some cake
37:26Alright, good luck, y'all
37:27Thank you
37:30Next up, there's something slithering
37:32But don't be afraid
37:34It's less of a reptile and more of a braid
37:36It's Harry's snake mistake sent in by Chelsea Malvo
37:39From Houston, Texas
37:43Is it a snake?
37:46What is it?
37:48They should call Animal Control
37:50Or their hairdresser
37:52What is it?
37:54Somebody's ponytail
37:54What's somebody's ponytail?
37:58Jeannie, it's your hair
38:00I am sending this to AFV
38:04Joining us are Chelsea, Aaliyah, and Daryl
38:07Now, Aaliyah, you discovered this snake in your garage
38:10Now, on a scale from one to Indiana Jones
38:13How afraid of snakes are you?
38:16Ten
38:18You know, I'm afraid of snakes, too
38:20So I'm with you
38:21And Daryl, when you were recruited to help
38:23What made you realize what the snake really was?
38:27I had to get a little closer to just zoom in on it
38:31Before I can see the curl pattern was not a snake
38:36Well, listen, if I ever have a snake in my garage
38:38I know who to call, player
38:41Alright, alright
38:43Good luck, y'all
38:44Thank you
38:46And finally, when it's time for bed
38:48And mom won't come when you call
38:50Maybe there's a pro wrestler just down the hall
38:53It's clamoring for a champion
38:55Sent in by Jen Wicker from Arlington Heights, Illinois
39:01She can't see mommy
39:14Joining us are Jen Sloan, Gary, Grayson, and Declan
39:17So Sloan, you are a little older now
39:19Do you remember why you chose John Cena to come get you out of your crib?
39:26Well, basically, my brother's, um, my brother said that John Cena's really strong
39:36So I thought he could come and get me out of my crib
39:38Alright, well listen, John Cena's pretty cool, right?
39:42Yeah
39:42Yeah, yeah, I like that
39:44Well, good luck, y'all
39:45Alright
39:46We're gonna find out who takes home the cash in just a minute
39:48But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable
39:53mention
40:30Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes
40:33$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third
40:36Here we go
40:37Our third place $4,000 winner is
40:41Gender Reveal Redo
40:42Sent in by Alicia Neubauer from Birth Hole, North Dakota
40:47Thank you
40:49And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is
40:54Clamoring for a Champion
40:56Sent in by Jen Wickham from All of the Heights, Illinois
40:58We have Sloan, Jen, Gary, Grayson, and Declan
41:02Alright, listen, congratulations
41:05Now, Jen, the video was shot three years ago
41:09But you just recently sent it in
41:11Even though Sloan had been asking you to send it in for quite some time
41:15What took you so long?
41:18Good question
41:19I thought the process was going to be more difficult, but it was super easy
41:23So we really should have listened to Sloan and done it a long time ago
41:26I mean, okay, did you hear that, America?
41:29The submission process was easy
41:30Even if trying to get John Cena to come to your room isn't quite as simple, okay?
41:35Well, listen, congratulations
41:38You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000
41:42Congratulations, y'all
41:46Well, that's our show
41:48Or as we say in the biz, that's a wrap
41:50A wrap with a W, not rap rap
41:53I mean, I could bust out some rhymes
41:55I mean, I got some rhymes
41:57Oh, we're out of show?
41:59We're out of time?
42:00Oh, shoot
42:01Next time
42:02Alright, we'll see you next time
42:04And don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show
42:06We'll send you an AFP t-shirt
42:08So goodnight, everybody
42:08And remember, send your video to me
42:10You might win 20 G's
42:12Goodnight, y'all
42:41We'll see you next time
43:02We'll see you next time
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