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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 03: Farm Follies, Food Freak-outs, and Birthday Blunders
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00:01Tonight's show is packed with laughs. Here's your first taste.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's go!
00:44Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:48Hello and welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:51Tonight's episode is going to change the way you think about TV.
00:55Unless the way you think about TV is as a great thing to watch funny videos on while eating dinner.
01:00In which case, you already have a good grasp of what TV is.
01:04Yeah, yeah, so congratulations and enjoy!
01:11That's a big water dish.
01:12And apparently, pretty heavy.
01:22I'm gonna get over and try to look at me.
01:25Elk don't like to be touched.
01:27No ifs, ands, or buts.
01:29I can almost touch his butt.
01:32Ah!
01:34Wesley!
01:36He kicked!
01:38This is a sign he's reached to carry one bin at a time stage of his life.
01:52Finally, a way to make classical music exciting!
02:01Oh my god!
02:03Wild turkeys!
02:04Because the morning commute wasn't bad enough.
02:06Let's do it there.
02:07Hold it away.
02:08Are you guys watching?
02:12Getting roped into helping your friend move furniture stinks.
02:17You know what else stinks?
02:19That scum.
02:31Turn the wheel this way.
02:32Turn it harder.
02:33Teaching a new driver and not wearing your seatbelt?
02:36This is on you, Dad.
02:37Brake.
02:38Brake.
02:38Brake.
02:39Oh my god!
02:44Okay, brake.
02:45Brake.
02:46Brake.
02:48Now I understand why those driver's ed cars have a second brake on the teacher's side.
02:54Here I go.
02:56Yes.
02:57Yes.
02:58Yes.
03:05I'm a new dog owner, and it's been a bit of an adjustment.
03:10The other day I was in the shower and accidentally used a dog shampoo.
03:13Yeah, I smell a little funny, but my coat has never been shinier.
03:19Release the hound.
03:21It's time to go to the dog park.
03:30It's a brand new house, but Bristol misses their one-story place.
03:34You're so brave.
03:35You're so brave.
03:38You got it.
03:40You are so brave.
03:42Keep coming, honey.
03:44You've got this, Bobo.
03:46You're a rave boy.
03:47Don't turn back now.
03:49Oh, don't go backwards.
03:51Don't go backwards.
03:54Yeah, I'm just going to stay in the bedroom.
03:57I'm sorry, buddy.
04:05I like a dog who can entertain his owners while catching a few Z's.
04:14Nothing like taking your little buddy for a walk.
04:21Or a drag.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:27For this dog, one down pillow contains a lifetime supply of dog toys.
04:40He's fetching a stick so big it has collateral damage.
04:44Okay, we're going.
04:46Bye-bye.
04:47Oh, God.
04:47Watch out, watch out.
04:48Watch out, watch out.
04:50Watch out.
04:51Get him.
04:52Get him.
04:57He may start a new dance craze.
05:13He's not a sled dog per se, but he's pretty darn good at it.
05:25For anyone wondering if she likes this, here's your answer.
05:29He's bringing the sled up.
05:36Vacations.
05:37We wait all year for them.
05:39We spend a ton of money on them.
05:41And yet, sometimes, things still go horribly wrong.
05:44So, if you weren't able to take a trip this year, check out these people who did enough tripping for
05:49everyone.
05:51Get to work what everybody's taking, but who needs a job?
05:57Stay up late.
05:59Listen, those are rated.
06:00You've got to do what you want.
06:03Ice day.
06:05Let's wrap it up.
06:07You know.
06:08That you have to let you take a little time off.
06:13Got to think of it.
06:15You have to stop.
06:16No love to be on vacation.
06:19Long time, hard, and application.
06:22Come on, let's change the situation.
06:25What you mean for permanent education.
06:29Hey, hey, permanent education.
06:32Let's change the permanent education.
06:35Yeah, we've got the remedy to fix your everyday disease.
06:41Now that you're looking at the big picture.
06:44On the big TV.
06:47I say.
06:49Let's wrap it up.
06:51Yeah, we've got the best you have to.
06:53Why not take a little time off.
06:57She said I'd turn it down.
06:58We're gonna let it run.
07:00No more stupid obligations.
07:03No more stupid obligations.
07:04No more time, hard, and application.
07:06Come on, change the situation.
07:09What you mean for permanent education.
07:13Hey, hey, permanent education.
07:15Let's take permanent education.
07:23Upload your funny video to AFV.com.
07:39Hey, Alfonso.
07:42We want to see more annoying sibling videos.
07:48Okay, Cora and Coco, you want sibling videos?
07:51Oh, brother, have I got some clips for you.
07:55Stop moving, you're guessing.
07:57She's new to zippering and can't quite handle a moving target.
08:02I said stop moving.
08:07I said stop.
08:18Hi, Mommy.
08:20Hi, Mommy.
08:22Look at this.
08:22Look at this.
08:23She's excited to meet her baby sister.
08:25Look at her.
08:26But the middle sister has different priorities.
08:32Bye.
08:34Hey, look at this.
08:36Hey, look at this.
08:37Coco.
08:45This is why you usually put the smallest kid on top.
08:48All right, let's go, man.
08:56Yay!
08:59Yay!
09:05Mom asked him to get his little brother out of the crib.
09:09She didn't specify how.
09:21Hi, everybody.
09:23I'm playing Play-Doh.
09:25Yeah, we're playing with Play-Doh.
09:27I don't follow a lot of Play-Doh influencers,
09:29so for all I know, this is standard for the genre.
09:32That's my Play-Doh for me.
09:34They're mine.
09:35No, that's my Play-Doh.
09:37Yeah, mine.
09:38No, this is your Play-Doh.
09:39No, they're mine.
09:42That's mine, okay?
09:44No, we haven't.
09:48Why not?
09:51Say bye, guys.
09:53We just like swing around like this.
09:57Oh, that one's the closest one.
09:58Brandon, look how close this one is.
10:00Yeah, Brandon.
10:01Look how close this one is.
10:07Are you okay?
10:14Cool.
10:15They bought patio furniture with a sense of irony.
10:29Some people say that boneheads aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but so what?
10:34Some tools aren't sharp, and they're still really useful, like hammers and tape measures.
10:39You can't build a house without tools like those, just like you can't build a show without tools like these.
10:46They're trying to show off their masculinity.
10:50They end up showing off their nincompooposity.
10:59And that's why electricians are a thing.
11:02Just this guy's luck.
11:04His band has two fans, and it has to be these two.
11:17It's that prank where you tell someone you have to bag your own ice.
11:23Man, that's cold.
11:27High jump, wide screen.
11:40Yes, seeing him fall off that bucket was on my bucket list.
11:50Parkour.
11:52He's doing parkour, which is a fancy French way of saying acting like a doofus.
11:57How are you going to get back, though?
11:58Oh, I didn't think about that.
12:01I can jump that.
12:04Reminder, that's a barbed wire fence.
12:06You know, with those sharp, pointy things.
12:13Did you get it?
12:17My in-laws are farmers, so I'm not totally clueless when it comes to farms.
12:22But I couldn't grow crops, I don't know where hay comes from, and I'm not young enough to be able
12:28to feed the chickens till the cows come home, or even feed the cows till the chickens come home.
12:32So, you don't want me in charge of your farm, just your farm videos.
12:39If sheep say bye, what do little boys say?
12:43Bleh!
12:53Sometimes, a massage is a little too relaxing.
12:58Whoa, bless your heart.
13:04You can wrangle a pig, and you can wrangle a toddler, but it's hard to wrangle both at the same
13:09time.
13:15Stop it, Fatty, you're so big.
13:17She'd call that llama, Fatty.
13:22She doesn't know its real name is Spitty.
13:30You know what goats hate?
13:32Cowgirl kitsch fashion.
13:33Give her the smoke, do the look.
13:35Do the look, no.
13:37Don't, the look!
13:42Tell her to ask her.
13:44I can tell her for an hour about them two.
13:47And on this farm, he had a butt-biting calf.
13:49E-I-E-O, no!
13:58United States.
13:59He should spend less time yapping, and more time making sure the saddle is secure.
14:10Are you okay?
14:14Let me go, let me go.
14:16He must have heard that technically, baby goat food is for kids.
14:21No!
14:22Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
14:26Is it right?
14:28Oh, no.
14:42Sometimes you have one of those days that make you say,
14:45oh, this has been a day.
14:48I mean, sure, I know that every day is technically a day,
14:51but when someone says, this has been a day,
14:54you know it's not the kind of day they wanted to have.
14:57Oh, boy.
14:59Oh, yeah.
15:01This is the worst day of my life.
15:04Worst day of your life?
15:06Kid, you got 20 baby teeth.
15:08Pace yourself.
15:13Yay!
15:14Did it come out?
15:15It didn't come out.
15:26This is the face of a man who regrets buying a fixer-upper.
15:35The meal might be happy, but the walk to the house isn't.
15:46Treadmills are good for cardio,
15:48but great for handymen who install drywall.
16:14He doesn't know how much hockey tickets cost,
16:17but he knows what team he roots for.
16:19Montreal Canadiens?
16:22I know.
16:23Hey.
16:26Is that a ticket, is it?
16:28Hey.
16:31Come on.
16:40Hot tubs are relaxing for everyone but her.
16:57Are young drama queens called drama princesses asking for a friend?
17:04I'm not going to live like this anymore.
17:07Live like what?
17:09I'm not living like this.
17:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:17Opinions.
17:18Nobody cares about anyone else's,
17:20but people still give them to everyone within a six-foot radius.
17:24Kind of like germs.
17:25Just my opinion.
17:28I'm going to give you my two cents,
17:30which is about as worthless as two actual cents.
17:35My two cents.
17:36You want to get close enough to know if the baby's diaper needs changing,
17:40but not too close.
17:52A word to the not very wise.
17:54It's a pretty tough job market for mad scientists who are afraid of milk.
18:00Hold on.
18:03Oh, shoot.
18:08Free suggestion.
18:10If you're not prepared for the go-kart to go,
18:12maybe you should just stop.
18:27The verdict is in.
18:29Grandpas are better at fishing than spotting back handsprings.
18:40My motto.
18:41If the liquid and the clog is brown, call a pro.
18:44Get out of town.
18:50This has been My Two Cents.
18:52You can take that to the bank.
18:59Cat owners like to think they own their cats.
19:04Cats do their own thing.
19:06Like this cat who was out doing cat stuff
19:08when the mother-in-law of the cat's owner saw it
19:11and thought she was doing a good deed
19:13by bringing it home.
19:24No.
19:30What are you doing, Miss Shapiro?
19:33I'm trying to get your cat in the house.
19:39Leave him.
19:40What are you doing?
19:40For what?
19:42Why are you trying to get in the house?
19:45Let him stay outside.
19:49What are you doing?
19:51You made me drop it when you started talking to me.
19:56Why do you need to put him in the house?
19:58I don't understand.
19:59Because he doesn't have a collar.
20:00He came in my house with no collar.
20:02And I called Sarah.
20:04And she said to put him in.
20:06And I, like,
20:09I struggled to get up the hill.
20:12And now he's out.
20:14And now he's out.
20:16That's fine.
20:17Leave him out.
20:19What the hell?
20:20How do you even know I'm here?
20:22Because my ring camera told me.
20:26All right.
20:27So now your cat is out with no collar.
20:30We'll be fine, Debbie.
20:32Okay.
20:33Bye.
20:37Oh, my God, baby.
20:39Are you laughing at me?
20:41I am.
20:42Are you laughing at me?
20:43I am, Debbie.
20:44I am.
20:46You better not be laughing at me,
20:48because you don't know how much it hurt
20:49to carry that cat up the hill.
20:51Well done, baby.
20:53All right.
20:54Good night.
20:55Good night.
21:01It's time once again for the Winner's Circle,
21:04where we show some of our past winners,
21:06and we get a chance to see a great video again,
21:09which makes us all winners.
21:11Does the winning ever stop around here?
21:13Uh-uh.
21:14It's time to have a blast with some big winners
21:17from AFV's past.
21:21Hey, everybody.
21:22Hey, everybody.
21:24This is Miss Painter and Cooper and Maggie,
21:27and we're just...
21:27Um, and, um, Mama don't have a problem.
21:40Keep your eyes on the road,
21:42because sometimes there is no road.
21:44Uh-huh.
21:46What's the name of the place?
21:50It's, um...
21:51Candle Supply.
22:01What was that?
22:03I don't know.
22:05I just tore my car up, though.
22:10What in the world was that?
22:13I don't know.
22:14It's like the bottom came out.
22:18I went back to his eye.
22:20I just looked up the door, baby.
22:23It looks terrible.
22:25I don't know what kind of...
22:26They're smoking.
22:27Do you know where the Candle Supply is?
22:43Let's circle back next week
22:45for another Winner's Circle.
22:56When you send us your funny birthday videos,
22:59I am so grateful.
23:00I also feel a little guilty,
23:02because even though it's your birthday,
23:04it's like you're giving me a gift.
23:06But, hey, I give you the gift
23:08of a hilarious episode of AFV every week,
23:10so maybe we call it even.
23:13You said happy birthday to you.
23:15Yeah.
23:16All right, I've got a little dessert for you, okay?
23:18Oh, you ready?
23:20You ready?
23:20You ready?
23:21Yeah.
23:22Don't get mad, okay?
23:23The tradition is that the waiter
23:24smears a little birthday ice cream on your face.
23:27You want it?
23:28You ready, man?
23:30No, no, no.
23:30It's your birthday.
23:31It's your birthday.
23:33All right, you guys help me.
23:34But Braxton would prefer
23:35to start his own tradition.
23:37One, two, three.
23:40One, two, three.
23:43There you go.
23:45Hey, good job, man.
23:52I've never seen this candle-blowing setup before.
23:55I don't like to think.
23:56Here we go.
23:57Here we go!
23:59And now I know why.
24:03Happy birthday, Davis!
24:07Happy birthday.
24:09I think what he really wanted for his birthday
24:12was to sleep in.
24:13Happy birthday!
24:15What do you got, Colby?
24:17Balloons!
24:19Look at your balloons.
24:20Oh, my goodness.
24:21Here we go, Zeta.
24:23Happy birthday!
24:25Now bark out your candle.
24:27Happy birthday to you.
24:28What?
24:29Make a candle!
24:36Here's one gift they can't return.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:40I've always wanted one.
24:44Oh!
24:46She's beautiful.
24:51No more thing.
24:53Listen.
24:54I got you open.
24:56This kid is not going to make
24:57a very good poker player.
25:01Oh, what's this?
25:03I'm not telling you.
25:04It's a book.
25:07I'll help you open it.
25:08Not yet.
25:09Not yet.
25:11Ready?
25:11Blow up.
25:12Blow it out.
25:14Ready?
25:15Try it.
25:15Blow on it.
25:16Blow.
25:17Blow.
25:17Blow on it.
25:18Yeah, you got it.
25:20Man, they've got some powerful internet.
25:23Yay!
25:25You got it.
25:28Happy birthday to you.
25:32Happy birthday to you.
25:33I don't know if ducks like birthdays,
25:35but I know they hate bad singing.
25:37Here, Amy.
25:39Happy birthday to you.
25:42Ow!
25:44After this, you won't think that getting
25:46a little candle wax in your cake
25:47is that big a deal.
25:49What happened?
26:02The key to happiness is focusing
26:03on what you have rather than on what you want.
26:06Because while you may want to have better balance
26:09or not be absolutely terrified of squirrels,
26:11if you have videos showing these shortcomings,
26:14you could win 20 or even 100 grand,
26:16which ain't gonna hurt you in the happiness department.
26:18I can promise you that.
26:22Come on, birdie.
26:23This would have been a problem
26:26if they didn't work with Matt, the human bird snatcher.
26:33I've heard of the hunter becoming the hunted,
26:35but never the fisherman becoming the fish.
26:49We recently bought these apples,
26:51and this morning, I woke up about 6.30,
26:54and the boys were upstairs,
26:56and they said they're doing art projects.
26:58And I said, okay, well, y'all just play nice and be good.
27:01And I looked upstairs,
27:02and they were just coloring at their desk.
27:03No big deal.
27:05So we went about our day today,
27:06and tonight, when I went to go put Harris to bed,
27:10I realized that all over his room were these,
27:14the actual art projects.
27:16That was in a corner.
27:19That was on a bookshelf.
27:21Yes, these are those apples,
27:23and you can see all the bite marks
27:24on the left and the right.
27:26I don't know much about art.
27:27At least they're all smiling.
27:29But I know what I'm not eating.
27:30And this is what their art project was this morning
27:33that I had no idea what's going on.
27:35However, at least Sadie made it unscathed.
27:42Judging by her husband's reaction,
27:44I think this is a regular occurrence.
27:52You all right?
27:53Come on, guys.
27:54Let's go.
27:55Here's the car.
28:00He's pretending to be a roofer,
28:02an incompetent roofer.
28:07You okay?
28:08I'm okay.
28:09All right.
28:09The problem with feeding your lizard roaches
28:12is that they're roaches.
28:24Sometimes you knock on the door.
28:26Sometimes the door knocks on you.
28:36I have to admit,
28:37I'm a little jealous of my dog.
28:40My wife never smiles at me and says,
28:42wow, what a good stretch.
28:44I can stretch.
28:45I can stretch.
28:46Okay?
28:47I'm a good stretcher.
28:48Right?
28:48So here's a dog montage.
28:50Look at me.
28:51I'm stretching.
28:52Stretching.
28:54Stretching.
28:58Oh, my God.
29:30Oh, my God.
29:56Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?
30:00Just upload it to AFV.com.
30:10Kids have tiny taste buds, but they have giant opinions on what they eat.
30:15Here's some kids trying new foods with some very mixed results.
30:20She doesn't speak Spanish.
30:22Is that so young?
30:24But she knows what caliente is.
30:26Is that on camera?
30:28It's spicy.
30:30It's spicy.
30:33You want some gravy on your mashed potatoes?
30:36You like gravy, Bodie?
30:38Try some gravy.
30:39Life-changing.
30:41The cuffs are gravy.
30:42Bodie's first gravy.
30:45Bodie gives it two eyebrows up.
30:47Okay, you take a bite.
30:51Don't you take a bite?
30:55Your dog.
30:57She might be the best taco spokesperson since that tiny chihuahua from the 90s.
31:21Here's a sucker that makes you pucker.
31:30Is it salad?
31:33Is it salad?
31:36Do you not want it?
31:38I don't want it.
31:43Smart kid.
31:45She decided to skip the salad and go right to the ranch.
31:56I don't know if he can read, but if so, he hasn't learned the word spicy yet.
32:08Baby water!
32:09Baby water!
32:14Is he contemplating life now?
32:18I see a future caffeine addict.
32:25The way he's looking at your coffee tells me you're going to be sharing that coffee whether you offer him
32:32some or not.
32:43Oh my God!
32:49You know what the world needs now?
32:52A chihuahua playing hard to get.
33:02I hope you've enjoyed a chihuahua playing hard to get.
33:08The great thing about AFV is you can gather around the TV and watch with the whole family.
33:13Unless someone in your family has a really annoying laugh, in which case you can let everyone else do all
33:19the gathering while you watch it on your laptop.
33:22It's nice to have options.
33:25Fishing rods are for amateurs.
33:38There is nothing worse than having an uncle who thinks he's the fun uncle.
34:04Dad wanted them to do something active instead of staring at the screen.
34:09Success?
34:14Mom's making smoothies.
34:16Drop everything.
34:23It's okay.
34:25It's okay.
34:25Bye.
34:27I don't know why they have those mats on the floor, but I'm glad they do.
34:31I almost forgot the dishes that don't want to do.
34:38Here's why the finish line should be a bit shorter than the property line.
34:42Ooh!
34:46They need to clear some space on that mantle for their cheerleading trophies.
34:50One, two, one.
34:51We are the candy canes.
34:53We can't do this.
34:54Get out.
34:56Get out.
35:06Do not look at the cameras.
35:12Birthday parties are a lot more than just getting presents, spending time with family and friends, and eating too much
35:18cake.
35:18They're also tonight's assignment America.
35:20So, put down that third piece of cake, take off that pointy hat that nobody looks good in, and send
35:25us your birthday party videos.
35:27Jess, tell them more.
35:28Was blowing out the candles more than the birthday boy could handle?
35:32Was your big celebration perhaps the worst in the nation?
35:35Your gift goofs and party oops could win you 20 or even 100,000 bucks.
35:39Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:41For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:44Birthdays come but once a year, but it's birthday videos that we hold dear.
35:55We've seen lots of great videos, but there's one you think is better, which is the one that will be
36:00getting most of the cheddar.
36:02Let's meet our finalists.
36:03First up, a pooch who acts tough, but wait, what's this?
36:07Turns out heights are his nemesis.
36:09It's Dog Hates Catwalk, sent in by Renee Robinson from Mount Juliet, Tennessee.
36:15You got it.
36:16You are so brave.
36:19Keep coming, honey.
36:21Renee, you've got this, Bobo.
36:22You a rave boy.
36:24Don't turn back now.
36:26Oh, don't go backwards.
36:28Don't go backwards.
36:30Yeah, I'm just gonna stay in the bedroom.
36:34I'm sorry, buddy.
36:37Joining us are Renee, Steve, Andrew, and Bristol.
36:40Now, Renee, you guys had just moved into your new home and had to coax Bristol across the catwalk.
36:47Why do you think he was so afraid of it?
36:50Well, Bristol's kind of afraid of everything, but we didn't realize he was afraid of heights, and we had just
36:57taught him to go up the hardwood steps when we realized he was also afraid of the catwalk.
37:02So, would you characterize your dog as a fraidy cat?
37:07Absolutely.
37:08Well, we love that.
37:09Well, maybe his cowardice will scare you up 20 grand.
37:14That would be amazing.
37:16Yes.
37:16All right.
37:17Good luck, y'all.
37:20Next up, a kindly lady tries to bring in a cat with no collar, but that feisty feline's gonna make
37:26that poor woman holler.
37:27It's Kitty Return Causes Concern sent in by Sarah Shapiro from Middletown, Connecticut.
37:36What are you doing, Ms. Shapiro?
37:40I'm trying to get your cat in the house.
37:46Leave him.
37:47What are you doing?
37:48For what?
37:49Okay.
37:50Bye.
37:54Oh, my God, lady.
37:56Are you laughing at me?
37:58I am.
37:59Joining us are Sarah and Rohan.
38:02We're sorry Debra couldn't be with us tonight, but let me ask.
38:05She seemed annoyed when you were laughing at her in the video, so how did you think she would react
38:10when hearing it was gonna be on air, on AFE, for millions of people to laugh at her?
38:16Well, I know that she would be definitely excited, because those that know her know that she has a great
38:20sense of humor, but also at the same time, she's a little bit clumsy.
38:24So, it would fit the bill perfectly.
38:28All right, all right.
38:29Well, it seems like she's the comic relief in your life, and maybe she'll win some money tonight.
38:34Good luck, y'all.
38:36Yes, definitely.
38:39Finally, when you're the only kid in your class the tooth fairy didn't visit, you better start wiggling that tooth.
38:45Now, come on, get with it.
38:46It's Loose Tooth Youth, sent in by Catlin Smith from Muskogee, Oklahoma.
38:54This is the worst day of my life.
38:59The worst day of your life?
39:00Kid, you got 20 baby teeth.
39:03Pace yourself.
39:08Yay.
39:09Did it come out?
39:10It didn't come out.
39:11Oh.
39:15Joining us are Catlin, Blake, and Finn.
39:18Now, I heard you guys were on a serious mission to meet the tooth fairy.
39:22Mom, how long did you guys work on the tooth before it finally came out?
39:28I would say a good three and a half hours.
39:31Wow.
39:31Three and a half hours of wiggling to get it out of the mouth.
39:35We tried everything.
39:36Laffy Taffy, apples, anything we could think of.
39:39We even phoned a friend.
39:41Okay.
39:41All right.
39:42Now, Finn, I heard you said that you didn't care if you win.
39:46You just wanted to meet me.
39:47So tell me, is this worth it?
39:50Yes.
39:50Yes!
39:51Well, thank you, and it was great meeting you too, Finn.
39:55All right?
39:56All right.
39:57All right.
39:58Good luck, y'all.
39:59All right.
40:00We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
40:02But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in
40:06tonight's honorable mention.
40:17Oh, my God.
40:21Hey.
40:44Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prize.
40:47There's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:50Here we go.
40:51Our third-place $4,000 winner is Kitty Returns Causes Concern, sent in by Sarah Shapiro from Middletown, Connecticut.
41:03And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is Dog Hates Catwalk, sent in by Renee
41:12Robinson from Mount Killian, Tennessee.
41:14We have Renee, me, Andrew, and Bristol.
41:19Congratulations, Bristol.
41:20So you're a winner.
41:22But tell me, Renee, is he still terrified of the catwalk?
41:27Not of the catwalk.
41:29He's afraid of trash bags, fireworks, loud noises, but he's mastered the catwalk.
41:33Okay, all right.
41:34Well, that's cool.
41:35Well, listen, with all that money, if the fear ever returns, you can buy him his own big old dog
41:41house down on the first floor.
41:43Yes.
41:43Yes, yes, we can.
41:45I think that would work great.
41:46So congratulations.
41:47You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:53Congrats.
41:56Well, this is the end of the show, and I'm not going to sugarcoat it, because then the stage would
42:00be all sugary, and we'd probably get in.
42:04We'll see you next time, but don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll
42:07send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:09So good night, everybody, and remember, send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
43:00Good night, everybody, and we'll see you next time.
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