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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 08: Animal Antics, Zoomies, and Nice One Dad!
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00:01See the funny videos tonight that people will still be laughing at tomorrow.
00:25Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:29And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:39Let's do it.
00:44Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:49Hello and welcome to AFV. Now, I must warn you that we made tonight's show extra funny.
00:54A little too funny, I'm afraid, so avoid drinking any liquids during the show for fear of doing a spit
01:00take on a family member.
01:03Unless you've been wanting to do a spit take on a family member and have just been waiting for the
01:08right excuse,
01:08in which case, forget what I just said, let the spit takes begin.
01:14It's already 8 at night and it's so light, you guys.
01:17Thank you. Okay.
01:19It's a beautiful evening to go boating.
01:21Sun Valley, I know. Oh, my gosh.
01:25But she has to settle for floating.
01:29Interesting day on the ladies' tea.
01:35A little-known method for scaring off bees?
01:39Littering.
01:46Jump out of the bed immediately or I'm going to quit doing that and then I'm going to take away
01:50treats like the cookies we just made
01:51and then we're going to stop doing stuff like cheerleading or anything like that.
01:55If you don't start listening, so lay down.
01:58So that's how we want to play, huh?
02:08Before they decided to have a garage sale, they thought about just throwing their junk out.
02:19Well, it's still not too late.
02:23Wow.
02:24I don't know what this is.
02:26I don't know if I want to open it.
02:27Yeah.
02:29All right.
02:36Well, the bridal shower invite didn't say, no kids allowed.
02:46The hoverboard craze started with a bang and ended with a smash.
02:55Please just close the window.
03:00There are two L's in llama.
03:05And a whole lot of snot.
03:07That was not nice.
03:10That was not nice.
03:17Release the hounds.
03:20It's time to go to the dog park.
03:23Oh, whiskey.
03:24Oh, honey.
03:25Are you serious right now?
03:28Oh, God.
03:30You're going to get me in trouble.
03:33I don't know if he's doing this because he loves mud or because he loves bats.
03:41All right.
03:44Way stolen.
03:45She's trying the temptation challenge with her German shepherd.
03:49Stolen.
03:50Hey.
03:51Stolen.
03:52Stolen.
03:53And that German shepherd's about to learn that it doesn't always pay to play by the rules.
03:58Especially when there's peanut butter on the line.
04:00Free.
04:08Some dogs bet.
04:10Some take a more hands-on approach.
04:13She's like, look.
04:14Look, I'm a king.
04:20Who did this?
04:22Who did it?
04:24She has a bad poker face.
04:26Who did that?
04:29And an even worse poker tail.
04:31Hershey?
04:32Was it you?
04:35Are you stuck, Romeo?
04:38Did you fall into a loony trap?
04:50Subtlety is not this dog's specialty.
04:57Aw, who can resist those sad puppy dog eyes?
05:13Someone tell him that he has a dog license, not a captain's license.
05:18I know, look him up.
05:28When you're having fun with your family, time flies.
05:31But when you're with your family watching videos of other people having fun with their families,
05:36time flies even faster.
05:37If you don't know what I mean, you will in another minute and 13 seconds.
05:42We come together, yeah, in stormy weather.
05:46And when it rains, you make it better.
05:49There's no you or I and we.
05:51Good times, bad times, you can count on me.
05:53We laugh, we cry, we family.
05:55Our roots in the twine, just like a tree, yeah.
05:58To and fro, here we go.
06:00That's how we rollin', yeah.
06:02Back and forth, give and take.
06:04Let think it's separate, baby.
06:06I got you.
06:09And you got me.
06:14Take all the pieces and they fit naturally.
06:18We're like family.
06:20We're just like family.
06:22We talk all day like where's the time?
06:23When we disagree, we know things are fine.
06:25We gon' bounce right back, share a slice of pie.
06:27Two birds of a feather, that's how we fly.
06:29I got your back, you got mine.
06:31So if I beatbox, you kick the rhyme.
06:34I'm like, I'm groovin', you groovin', hey.
06:36I'm rollin', you groovin', hey.
06:38I got you.
06:40Yeah.
06:41And you got me.
06:45Oh, oh.
06:46Take all the pieces and they fit naturally.
06:50We're like family.
06:52We're just like family.
06:54Oh, oh.
06:56Got a funny video?
06:59Upload it to AFV.com.
07:04Take all the pieces and they fit naturally.
07:08We're like family.
07:14Half of the world is below average intelligence.
07:18That's not an insult.
07:19That's just simple math.
07:21Well, it's simple math for some people.
07:24I mean, not the people in this boneheads package,
07:26but, you know, some people.
07:30Nice cactuses.
07:31Or is it cacti?
07:33Well, whatever they're called,
07:34you probably don't want to sit on them.
07:48The question we got on that little quiz
07:52last night when you were taking a bath,
07:54and it was when was basically America founded?
07:57Mm-hmm.
07:58And you didn't know the date?
07:59Do you remember what it was?
08:01No.
08:03It's not relevant.
08:05No one cares.
08:06Look.
08:07No?
08:07No one cares?
08:09What?
08:10What does your shirt say?
08:13I don't know.
08:20I hope they're not paying this guy by the hour.
08:37I knew what bears do in the woods,
08:39and now I know what they do in the parking lot.
08:43Hi, bear.
08:44I really didn't beat it.
08:46He's right there.
08:47I just hope he doesn't come back for milk.
08:52This is why they don't wear corsages in the LPGA.
09:10Are you ready?
09:11Yep.
09:12He brought his new driver all the way up the mountain.
09:18He should have brought his new gloves, too.
09:21I'm getting it.
09:23I'm so glad I got that on the video.
09:31Trash cans aren't really a top-shelf item.
09:43Most of us know someone who's gotten suckered on some crypto scam.
09:48It's terrible.
09:49In fact, I don't know what's worse, losing money in crypto or getting hit really hard in
09:54the you-know-what.
09:56Well, good news.
09:57Now you don't have to choose.
10:00Let's face it.
10:01We all have dreams of getting rich.
10:04But if you want to be some fat cat rolling around in money, you need to either be a CEO,
10:09win the lottery, or invest in crypto.
10:12If you'd invested in Bitcoin years ago, you'd be sitting pretty today.
10:16But don't worry.
10:17You haven't totally missed the boat.
10:20So, introducing GroinCoin.
10:22GroinCoin is the cryptocurrency that'll make you richer than you ever thunk just by shooting
10:27videos of dudes getting hit in the junk.
10:30It's a digital currency.
10:32Yes, a virtual coin that you earn when a man takes a shot to the groin.
10:37Most crypto is confusing.
10:39What is it?
10:40How exactly does it work?
10:41The answer is nobody knows.
10:44But GroinCoin is simple.
10:46Every time you capture someone getting hit in the business, you earn a token that can
10:50be used to purchase goods or services from any merchant that accepts it.
10:55So far, the only business that takes GroinCoin is a vegan Mexican restaurant in central Arkansas.
11:01But as word spreads, we expect it to be accepted nationwide.
11:05This world just seems to keep getting dumber, so there's no reason to think that GroinCoin
11:10could make you the next billionaire.
11:13Grab your phone and aim it at a male friend who tends to make bad decisions and get ready
11:17to get rich.
11:19GroinCoin will make you wealthy on either Earth or Venus just by shooting videos of guys
11:24getting hit in the, you know, special place.
11:32Animals are a big part of AFV.
11:35In fact, they're practically my co-stars.
11:37But don't tell them that.
11:38They'd probably want to share my dressing room, and I can only imagine what that would
11:42smell like.
11:43Anyway, if you want to see animals go from supporting role to starring role, check out
11:47Disney's Zootopia 2 in theaters soon.
11:49Until then, here are some animals AFV style.
11:54This is our second attempt at recording this.
11:57The cheetah was sitting here quietly, behaving, then it started pacing and going back and forth,
12:04attentively looking.
12:06See that intense look by the cheetah?
12:08Why does the cheetah look like this?
12:10Because mom is wearing a giraffe print.
12:16She has the cheetah's full and undivided attention.
12:28Flamingos are pink and more curious than you'd think.
12:43Smoky says, oh, to the now.
12:46He ain't going out there.
12:48Smoky's one of those horses that wishes his owner would hurry up and retire to Florida.
12:54Nope.
12:55Nope.
12:55Nope.
12:59Try it again.
12:59Here we go.
13:00Here we go.
13:01Here we go.
13:02Oh, no, we can't do it.
13:03We're over now, putting it back up.
13:05They put a lock on that garbage bin.
13:07Oh, there she goes.
13:09Oh, she got it up.
13:10Oh, my gosh.
13:10She got the thing open.
13:12That's what happened.
13:14I closed it.
13:15I'm going to climb it.
13:15That kind of amateur stuff may keep out raccoons, but it won't work on this guy.
13:20Oh, my goodness.
13:21Shoo!
13:22That's a lot.
13:24Wow.
13:24Oh, my goodness.
13:32This isn't nearly as relaxing as the brochure said it would be.
13:36Oh, they want some food.
13:38Oh, yeah.
13:39Chairs.
13:39Oh, boy.
13:42Well, at least she discovered a sheep form of transportation.
13:48Oh, no, that's a lot.
13:53Technically, the alligator found this fishing spot before you did, so he feels he's entitled
13:57to whatever you catch.
14:00And since you didn't ask for permission to fish here, he's going to take your fishing
14:03rod, too, for good measure.
14:05And let him drag your rod.
14:22AFV premiered in 1989, which means the signals from that first broadcast are now hurtling through
14:28space 36 light years away.
14:31That means an alien race might have seen them and thought, yeah, let's not go to Earth.
14:36There's no intelligent life worth investigating, which would mean that AFV may have accidentally
14:42prevented an alien invasion.
14:45You're welcome.
14:50She's twerking, which makes the bench stop working.
15:10Why doesn't he do that in the game, Mom?
15:13Why doesn't he do that in the game?
15:26Garfield hates Mondays.
15:27This cat hates everything.
15:37Wow.
15:39Stuntman training starts early in this house.
15:54Some fans are sports nuts.
15:57Others just hope there will be nuts at the game.
15:59Who's at the fence watching with me?
16:05Want some food?
16:06How does a baby who can't talk tell you she's hungry?
16:15I think she likes it.
16:17The tie and dress pants do not scream game ready.
16:32She'll never forget her first trip to the petting zoo.
16:48People love a good mystery.
16:50Why, you ask?
16:51Because mysteries are fun, duh.
16:54What, did you think I was going to say, nobody knows it's a mystery?
16:57I mean, come on, I'm better than that.
17:00Usually.
17:02Put your sleuthing cap on and get ready for some fun-solved mysteries.
17:07A cocktail conundrum.
17:09Why did Haley stop wanting to cheers when she has a few beers?
17:21A vexing vehicle question.
17:23What car drives all the chicks crazy?
17:29Weston, just put your foot down.
17:31Down.
17:32Put your foot down.
17:34A rotating riddle.
17:36Why is a Thompson's new pool running three months behind schedule?
17:41I'm flying!
17:47I'm flying!
17:48Stare back.
17:49William, sit down, stand back.
17:51An unordinary query.
17:53Why is the next generation of trapeze artists so hard to find?
17:58Ready?
17:59Let's go, let's go, let's go!
18:01Let's go!
18:05A perplexing puzzle.
18:08Why were Ted's kids the first kids in the neighborhood to learn what friction was?
18:13Nothing in my pockets.
18:14Your shirt was.
18:18Oof.
18:22These mysteries aren't just solved, they're fun solved.
18:31We're heading into the winner's circle.
18:33It's kind of like the VIP lounge of the AFV airport.
18:37There are no free snacks, but the videos contain people who won so much money, they can afford
18:41to buy their own snacks.
18:44It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past.
19:01This paraglider's gonna need a paramedic.
19:04Come on, come on!
19:08I ran.
19:10Let's do it again.
19:13Yeah!
19:15Now that was awesome.
19:17Let's do that again.
19:24When making a live stream, mirror placement matters more than you'd think.
19:35This is not the full-body routine her followers were hoping for.
19:52I think this yoga move is called backside-facing husband.
20:14He can't wait to play his new game.
20:18I don't know if...
20:19As soon as he's done being grounded.
20:23Oh, shoot.
20:35This young influencer's gonna need a whole bunch of subscribers to pay for a new TV.
20:42Let's circle back next week for another Winner's Circle.
20:57They say that the best way to learn a new language is to start with the phrases you're going to
21:03actually use the most.
21:04That's why whenever I learn a new language, that's why whenever I learn a new language, I always start with
21:07the phrase, here, watch this.
21:09All right.
21:11Now, here, don't watch this.
21:14That's Italian.
21:18You learn a lot in college outside of the classroom, like what not to tie a hammock to.
21:33All right, so we're getting ready to go to school, and it is currently negative two degrees outside.
21:40Sub-freezing temperatures.
21:41Right?
21:44Or as I call it, nature's hairspray.
21:48Here's one way to get your dad to stop ringing the doorbell.
22:02This kid's got the dance moves of a kid who's only playing baseball because his dad made him.
22:20This dog has a fear of heights.
22:23In fact, they make her a little queasy.
22:30Ew!
22:31A cute dog!
22:34It's so cute!
22:37You like this?
22:38A cute dog!
22:41He builds up his monitor injection to be way worse than it is.
22:45Gah!
22:46Is that it?
22:58She's helping Mom in the kitchen.
23:03Letting her hold the phone is a recipe for disaster.
23:16I'd use a fishing pole.
23:18But that's just me.
23:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:32Did you ever notice the word dad takes on a whole new meaning when it follows the words nice one?
23:39Dad implies authority.
23:41Nice one, dad implies buffoonery.
23:43Dad radiates love.
23:45Nice one, dad radiates.
23:47I love that that happened to you, and I love that I got it on video.
23:56This court has seen its fair share of trash talk.
24:13Dad will help you go down the slide, one way or another.
24:19Oh, my God!
24:24That dude with the shovel does something his son really digs.
24:35You got your camera ready?
24:42They're dead.
24:43They're dead.
24:43Their dad doesn't have nearly enough zip for that zip line.
24:46Oh, my God!
24:48Oh, my God!
24:50Oh, my God!
24:51Where is it?
24:52Oh, skit.
24:53Oh, skit.
24:54Send me those.
24:54That's a child up there.
24:56Oh, skit.
24:57Quick, send in the cavalry.
24:59Or at least someone with a paddleboard.
25:01Oh, skit.
25:05Oh, skit.
25:06Oh, skit.
25:07Oh, skit.
25:08Oh, skit.
25:08Don't say that.
25:09Don't say that.
25:10Oh, skit.
25:11It looks like all these other kids made it all the way.
25:14I think that kid...
25:15I love to have a crush on you, boss.
25:18Oh!
25:23Hey, what about you?
25:25I think that goose is mad he wasn't invited to the cookout.
25:29I'm not getting down there near him.
25:31It's nobody?
25:37He thinks those turkey burgers are someone he knows.
25:45Dad's not an actual dentist.
25:47But even a pretend dentist should know which tooth he's supposed to pull.
25:54You pulled my top one out.
25:56What?
25:56Not my bottom one.
26:00Why'd you pull that one out?
26:03You pulled your top one out?
26:05Yeah!
26:07Adam, it was the bottom one.
26:09My advice?
26:10Don't be messing with a bulging bottle of dressing.
26:18I didn't do it.
26:20I'm telling you something.
26:25You wanna solve the energy crisis?
26:28Figure out how to tap into the unlimited energy of a pet with the zoomies.
26:33Seriously, how cool would it be to be able to say your house was puppy powered?
26:38Well, until someone figures that out, we'll have to settle for a montage of pets who were as crazy as
26:42it gets.
26:43foot sixbed sounds..
26:51Oh my...
26:53Lenny running!
26:55Lenny running in circles!
26:57Lenny running in circles!
27:01Ha ha!
27:34Oh!
27:36Oh!
27:41Oh!
27:50Oh!
27:50Oh!
27:55Oh!
28:04Upload your funny video to AFV.com for your chance at 20 grand.
28:18Hey, Alfonso!
28:23Hey, Alfonso, can we see some more birthday videos?
28:27Ha ha!
28:28Okay, Isabelle and Isla, you want to see more birthday videos?
28:31Well, here is my gift to you.
28:33You might want to save the receipt in case they don't fit.
28:37Okay, Jason, tell me what you want for your birthday party.
28:39Let me just pee for a minute.
28:40Oh.
28:46Are you done?
28:47Yep.
28:50Happy St. Patrick's Day 76th birthday.
28:54I love to bake with you.
28:57I am glad that you did not die yet.
29:00I love to be with you so much.
29:04Thank you, Claire.
29:06Thank you so much.
29:12A new phone.
29:14New holiday.
29:15And I hope a new protection plan came with it.
29:18New holiday.
29:23New holiday.
29:24Forget the lap dance.
29:25Break out the lap cake.
29:27Bring in the mirror.
29:38Happy birthday to you.
29:40This 96-year-old thinks that age is just a number.
29:43Many more.
29:45What are you doing?
29:48And that number can be whatever you want it to be.
29:56John's 60.
29:57I had a birthday Thursday.
30:03Sorry.
30:04I had a birthday Thursday.
30:05And the only person that didn't wish me a happy birthday
30:09is this one here snorting.
30:10Happy birthday.
30:11I'm sorry.
30:12I didn't get a birthday card from her.
30:14I'm sorry.
30:15I'm sorry.
30:17From her.
30:17I'm sorry.
30:18Come around here for me.
30:19See your red face.
30:20I'm sorry.
30:20Now what do you think about this?
30:22I turned 58.
30:23I'm not too far behind him now, am I?
30:25I'm terrible.
30:26I'm sorry.
30:27You're spending too much going on at work.
30:31What did you do?
30:32Oops.
30:33Do you?
30:34No.
30:34Where's the cake?
30:35It's a cake.
30:35It's a good thing birthdays only come once a year.
30:39Where's the cake?
30:40Oh, there they.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:46Really?
30:47I'm melting.
30:48Why you did that?
30:51Clean it?
30:53Clean it?
30:54Mommy has to clean it?
30:56Daddy, Mom.
30:58What?
30:59I want to sing Happy Birthday to Dad.
31:01Do you want to sing Happy Birthday to Dad?
31:03Yeah.
31:04His birthday is tomorrow, baby.
31:05No.
31:06It's tomorrow.
31:08I don't want that.
31:09Do you just want to sing me Happy Birthday so you can have some cake?
31:12Yeah.
31:13You don't care about my birthday?
31:15No.
31:17You just want the cake?
31:19Yeah.
31:26You know what the world needs now?
31:28An involuntary nose picker.
31:35Oh, my gosh.
31:39I hope you've enjoyed an involuntary nose picker.
31:46Ever go to a concert and toward the end you get sad because you don't want it to end?
31:50Well, that's where we find ourselves.
31:52The show's almost over, but I don't want you to get sad because then you won't enjoy what's left.
31:57Plus, we don't do that lame encore thing where we pretend the show's over and then I walk back out
32:02and do a little more.
32:03When I say goodnight, it really is goodnight.
32:06I got places to be.
32:08You know who's not a fan of above-ground pool horseplay?
32:12The neighbors down the hill.
32:16You got to kill us.
32:18Ah!
32:19It's okay, it's okay.
32:22No!
32:24Okay, you're all bad.
32:26Okay, go.
32:29This woman doesn't think that Bug Zapper works.
32:32Ah!
32:33It's not bad.
32:35And as you might guess, she's just gonna keep tempting fate.
32:39Oh.
32:40Whoa, oh.
32:42It's a duck.
32:44It's not doing anything.
32:46It's not doing anything.
32:48Famous last words for a Bug Zapper tester.
32:50It's not doing anything.
32:52Taryn.
32:53You're a battery.
32:55It's not doing anything.
33:11I'm eating it.
33:12You're eating the wax too?
33:14Yeah.
33:15How's it taste?
33:16Good.
33:18No, she's crazy, right?
33:23So I'm not sure I can come home today, because these have been outside my car all day.
33:29I try to get Tylenol.
33:31They start screaming.
33:34If geese have to fly south for the winter, they don't think it's fair that you get to just drive
33:39home from work.
33:49All the way, all the way back to the house.
33:58Sure, buying a lake house sounded like it would be relaxing.
34:17Ah, the old ice cube and the butt crack prank.
34:22But hold a celebration until you see that cube's final destination.
34:27Oh, no.
34:34I'm upset.
34:35There is no one second time to go.
34:37Tucker, you're late.
34:38Do something stupid.
34:40Fast.
35:02There's a unique creature I want to discuss, Latin name Dorcas male parentis.
35:08But you know them as dorky dads.
35:10You may have seen them embarrassing their kids by trying the latest dance craze or falling off a ladder and
35:15hanging by their underpants.
35:17But they're not just cringy.
35:18They're also tonight's assignment America.
35:20Earlier tonight, we showed a bunch of dads with no clue.
35:23Now it's up to Jess to tell them what to do.
35:27Is your dad dorky to no end?
35:29Does his goofiness embarrass you in front of your friends?
35:32Well, your foolish father might earn you a truckload of cash.
35:35How about 20 or even 100 grand?
35:38Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:40For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:42When it comes to dads, it's the dorkier the better to win a whole lot of cheddar.
35:52We're sprinting to the finish like a dog office leash, but let's see who's going to fetch the cashish.
35:58Let's meet our finalists.
36:00First up, putting your kid to bed is no easy scene, especially when backtalk becomes part of the routine.
36:06It's Little Lady Giving Lip, sent in by Carrie Teague from Alpharetta, Georgia.
36:12Jump out of bed immediately, or I'm going to quit doing that.
36:15And then I'm going to take away treats like the cookies we just made,
36:17and then we're going to stop doing stuff like cheerleading or anything like that.
36:20If you don't, start listening. So lay down.
36:23This is how we want to play, huh?
36:29This is how we want to play, huh?
36:33Joining us tonight are Joe, Carrie, Remy, Raelynn, and Rogan.
36:37Now, Joe, you were laying down the law with Remy at bedtime.
36:41What was the reason for that?
36:44Well, bedtime, like so many parents, just doesn't quite go the way we want it to.
36:51And I'll try to throw out some empty consequences, but she was on to me.
36:55Yeah, we all know that.
36:57But what went through your head when you heard her response?
37:02Disbelief.
37:03I just couldn't believe what she said.
37:05I went and told my wife, you won't believe what I just heard.
37:08And we looked at the camera, and we were just dying laughing all night long.
37:12Well, that's awesome.
37:13Now, normally, I'd say, it doesn't pay to be sassy.
37:16But if you win tonight, I'll admit that I was wrong.
37:21We know.
37:22Yes, exactly.
37:23Good luck, y'all.
37:25All right.
37:26Next up, the dog's on the balcony.
37:29But what you know, she's going to start barfing.
37:31So look out below.
37:32It's retching Rover sent in by Davide Vasile from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
37:39This dog has a fear of heights.
37:41In fact, they make her a little queasy.
37:53Joining us tonight are Davide, Elizabeth, Mateo, Alessio, and Bluey.
37:58Now, Mateo, you suddenly felt something very wet on your bare back.
38:02When did you realize you got barfed on?
38:06Uh, I thought my mom, uh, chewed water on my back.
38:11But it clearly was not water, right?
38:13All right.
38:14Well, listen, I hope this didn't ruin your favorite spot on the couch, y'all.
38:18No, she had a targeted strike, and it made it all on Mateo.
38:23And I love that.
38:24So good luck, y'all.
38:28And finally, some like big birthdays, some celebrate discreetly.
38:32But no one likes their spouse to forget it completely.
38:35It's Wife's Birthday Blunder sent in by Kathy Lowe from Linwood, Kansas.
38:41John's 60.
38:41I had a birthday Thursday.
38:47I'm sorry.
38:49I had a birthday Thursday, and the only person that didn't wish me a happy birthday
38:53is this one here snorting.
38:55Happy birthday.
38:56I'm sorry.
38:57I didn't get a birthday card from her.
38:58I'm sorry.
39:00I'm sorry.
39:01Joining us are Kathy and Lobo.
39:04Now, Kathy, you obviously felt bad about overlooking Lobo's 60th birthday.
39:08But was there at least some kind of celebration later, or did Lobo have to sing happy birthday
39:13to himself?
39:15No, I believe I tried to make up for it and have done so ever since.
39:20Okay.
39:21Well, what's the statute of limitations on forgetting your spouse's birthday?
39:24Are you still bringing it up, Lobo?
39:27Yeah, every once in a while.
39:29But she's doing a better job every year, so I don't have to worry about it next year.
39:34I like that.
39:35I like that.
39:35Because, well, if it was my birthday and my wife forgot it, I'd never let it go.
39:42Good luck, y'all.
39:43That's not right.
39:43That's not right.
39:45All right.
39:45We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:48But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in
39:51tonight's honorable mention.
40:31Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:33$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:37Here we go.
40:38Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:41Wretching Rover, sent in by Davide Vasile from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
40:50And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
40:55Little Lady Giving Lips, sent in by Carrie Peake from Alpharetta, Georgia.
41:00We have Remy, Joe, Carrie, Raylan, and Rogan.
41:04Congratulations!
41:07Carrie, would you say this is the first time Remy's sass has caught you off guard,
41:12or is this like a reoccurring theme?
41:16Oh, this is reoccurring.
41:17First time that we're getting paid for it, though.
41:19But it's definitely reoccurring.
41:21I like that.
41:22Remy, what do you think of this whole experience of having your video on AFE?
41:28I like it.
41:31Well, we gave you $20,000 for being so funny,
41:36because that's how we like to play.
41:39Ooh!
41:40Congratulations!
41:41You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:46Congratulations!
41:46Yay! Thank you so much!
41:48Woo!
41:50Well, that's our show,
41:52so I'm going to say goodnight,
41:53because I still don't know how to pronounce
41:56art, riv, war, war,
41:58oh, ravioli,
41:59you know what, you know what,
42:01whatever it is, I can't say it.
42:02So we'll see you next time.
42:03And don't forget,
42:04if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:06we'll send you an AFE t-shirt.
42:08So goodnight, everybody.
42:08Remember, send your video to me,
42:10you might win 20 Gs.
42:11with org one of the trimes,
42:41I'm the Nilfzewald Room.
42:41With the
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