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00:07we're back baby we're back and better than ever in this barbie dream house mother has
00:16rung the alarm and summoned us y'all are mad oh smells the same we're all excited to be back
00:21in
00:21the workroom but at the same time we're also a little perplexed as to why we're here i don't
00:26know why we're back but i'm glad we're back yeah to quote plain jane hey sister we are reunited and
00:35the eliminated queens have no idea what's going to happen next and what mama rue has in store for
00:39them does anyone want to do a recap for hershey yes i was that was the first chop it's chocolate
00:46so being back in the workroom right now feels like a fever dream well the recap is top three chop
00:55i think who ended up making it to the top three is mostly correct i'm not excited to see miss
01:03plain
01:03jane up there but that's just because i'm a bitter bitch and i'm petty i think q has something i
01:09don't
01:09have anything it was yeah how was it rather disappointing yeah for you
01:17seeing the top three i'm a little bit envious but it is what it is and i'm rooting for you
01:23know
01:23whoever gives the best performance i just know that most of us have nothing to lose at this point
01:27so whatever happens is gonna happen like fiercely before we get too deep maya just for all time
01:34say could you give us a little taste of share i'm great hello hello hello oh my gosh the gang's
01:46all bad
01:48next week nymphia plain jane and safira will be competing for the title of america's next drag
01:55superstar but this week honey all eyes are on our 11 returning queens
02:01oh okay tonight you'll go head to head and toe to toe in a lip sync lala peruza smackdown
02:11presented by bubbly sparkling water you know why let's go let's go okay the lala peruza
02:18this is what i've been waiting for now after nine lip syncs one winner will walk away with a title
02:26of the queen of she did already had herses plus a cash prize of 50 000
02:35can you just sign me my check now now you've got two hours to get into lala peruza drag so
02:46don't
02:47fuck it up racers start your engines and may the best queen of she died and had hers win
02:57this is my lady's fault so it's time to get into drag for the lip sync battles i'm excited dancing's
03:03what i do lip thinking is what i do so i am very confident because i consider myself a very
03:07good
03:07lip-sinker and i lip-sync every episode that i was on in the girls better watch out because i
03:11am going to
03:12assassinate all of them i'm ready to fight well that's not really the lucha libre it's more like
03:20be next to miss hershey come on early out
03:25i'm mid-season if you're not the first half you're the second okay i heard mid and i agree with
03:31that
03:32okay come on dark lady go off
03:37mirage is known for her unique lip sync style is known for you know turning it out by
03:42her last lip sync she didn't know any of the words to that share song i knew my lyrics like
03:48did you know your lyrics and you still went home yeah
03:52i feel like the girls are underestimating mirage but you better not be sleeping on these girls who
03:58went home early because one moment does not define you this is another chance to show more
04:06hershey that's me how does it feel to be the first one to go home i expected more out of
04:11myself and i came in confident and i was ready i just wasn't prepared to be that girl america didn't
04:17get to see much from me i really just want to come out on stage and just like lay it
04:22all on the floor
04:22and just show i'm better than my last outfit that they see me in
04:29mirage do you feel like you have something to prove going into this lala or what oh but of course
04:34oh but of
04:37course they flubbed it last time it was highly emotional losing a lip sync i was humiliated
04:43embarrassed but now i'm back baby i think i have the most to prove today and i'm not gonna cry
04:48this
04:48time this is gonna be a full circle moment for me to have a second chance i am i'm excited
04:56who do you guys think is gonna take it in the lip sync maya is truly one of the lip
05:00sync assassins of the
05:01season but so are you you took her out the first time y'all know over the season i didn't
05:07win a mini
05:08challenge i didn't win a mini mini challenge i didn't want a maxi challenge so hello i need to
05:12win this how are you feeling about going into this lala i'm feeling real good i'm excited about it i'm
05:18here to get a little revenge literally my sister morphine sent me home only because i let her during
05:26that lip sync performance i gave 65 percent this time it's going to be 110 and the queen of flips
05:33will
05:33be in the building i'm back to prove a point i'm not taking my foot off my body's neck i
05:37lip sync again
05:37i'm going full four okay she said i gotta get that bitch setting my home was one of the biggest
05:43accomplishments for me so bring it on if she wants to do a rematch let's do a miami rematch
05:51so magami a little birdie had told me that you felt like you should have beat me in the lip
05:57sync
05:57didn't expect to be leaving so soon i felt like i won that lip sync um i felt i was
06:04giving more of
06:05the emotions of the song but i was also like oh she got no shoes on and her jewelry was
06:09all over the floor
06:12she's saying yeah you should have went home
06:15miss my i'm on the page send my ass packing i am part of a merry band of people who
06:20would like to
06:20get a rematch in this lip sync while the peruza mary it's about to get bloody throwback
06:48welcome to the new and improved main stage of ru paul's drag race michelle
06:53visage now when's the last time you had the lip sync for your life ru i have been married for
06:5926
06:59years so i no longer do oral and she didn't already done had herses it's t.s madison honey i've
07:08had
07:08mineses herses dimses and now i'm working on eyes this week we challenged our 11 returning queens to a
07:18lip sync lala peruza smackdown and tonight they are ready to compete for the title of the queen of
07:24she did already did had hers plus a cash tip of fifty thousand dollars racers start your engines and may
07:32the best drag queen win bring back my girls
07:42now it's time for the lip sync battle
07:48there's a new stage there's a live audience it feels like a tournament of power
07:57bitch i'm walking out on the main stage like i'm ready to go into war it's time to win fifty
08:02thousand dollars for the title of she didn't already done had herses up i'm like hearing the crowd i'm
08:07like getting excited like the nerves are building tia's medicine has her nails pocket i'm ready to stop
08:12in these girls pecking and our top three if you win plain jane and safira castal
08:25welcome queens for tonight's lip sync lala peruza smackdown you will face off in a series of lip syncs
08:33if you win your lip sync you'll continue to the next round if you lose your lip sync you'll return
08:39to
08:39the work room nymphia plain jane safira we all look forward to seeing you battle for the crown next
08:47week but for now please enjoy the show
08:58this is the kentucky derby of drag and i am glad that i dressed the part oh so glad we
09:03don't have
09:03to do that feels great being in the winner's box we're all just ready to grab a seat grab a
09:08beverage
09:09and just watch it's a little treat for us for getting this far crack a smile ladies we still have
09:14a chance
09:14at the crown the show is about to start let's go oh now let the lip sync lala peruza smackdown
09:26begin
09:30i feel like we're watching like some sort of drag basketball right soccer this is round one
09:36oh pit crew
09:40in bruno's golden hopper are 11 balls with your names on them bruno let's go
09:57bruno whose ball are you holding
10:02dawn
10:04fuck me
10:05don you'll be competing in tonight's first lip sync smackdown
10:10and don you get to pick your opponent oh wow who's she gonna pick who do you choose
10:18there is one girl on the stage who i know for a fact will pick the song that i want
10:24to perform i want to
10:25just do something fun i think it's time for a mandatory meeting all right wow bessie's definitely
10:36a surprise to have dawn choose me i did not see that coming a mandatory meeting now it's your turn
10:43you get to choose the song will it be alone 2.0 by kim petrus and nikki minaj damage by
10:52danity kade
10:53milkshake by kilise million dollar baby by ava max the shoop shoop song by share oh this time i know
11:01it's for real by donna summer we got the beat by the gogos and what about by janet jackson which
11:09song
11:09do you choose i love all these songs and i feel like i can turn out any of them i
11:15choose damage
11:17i want my girl group moment i want to get back up here and like kill it all right the
11:22rest of you may
11:22step to the gallery i love the song damaged because the lyrics are horrifying she's damaged she's broken
11:31and i just want to channel that a little bit two queens stand before me ladies this is your chance
11:39to
11:39impress me and move forward to the next round the time has come read your lip sync for your life
11:53i'm standing across the stage from my like bestie girlfriend um but i'm still gonna smoke her good luck
12:01and don't
12:03fuck it up
12:05do do you gotta push a kid handy do do you know how to patch up on one tell me
12:12are you are you patient
12:14understanding because i might need some time to clear the hole in my heart tonight
12:21baby baby no baby baby okay she's giving one of that emoting
12:30dawn is just trying to give really emotional acting and amanda is just getting it she's hitting all the
12:37beads her butt's still a little lumpy though
12:42oh
12:54actions be louder than what you gotta show me
12:57my heart is missing some pieces
13:10is
13:26amanda is leaving it all on the stage honey yeah and i don't want to be looking at amanda
13:30because i don't like the way she loves but i have no choice
13:48and we don't know oh wait we don't know no that's what happened have you seen the show tamar
13:57queen's i've made my decision
14:03a mandatory meeting contractulations you're the winner of the first lip sync smackdown
14:12please step to the winner's box thank you
14:17hearing rupaul say my name and then the word contractulations mama that's all i've ever needed
14:24dawn thank you for a sickening season you may leave the stage thank you leaving the stage honestly
14:31i don't think it could have gone any better it would have been nice to keep moving forward but my
14:35goal is
14:36moving into this or have fun give a performance i'm proud of so i'm okay
14:40let me let me let me prepare myself
14:46you need to prepare yourself for yourself right now
14:51if it was a badder would you give her a hug
15:00hi everybody how are we now i get to sit on this pretty white couch next to my pretty little
15:05friends
15:06and watch some pretty other people dance
15:09cheers will the remaining queens please step forward
15:14oh we're back i love this show let's find out who's competing in tonight's second lip sync bruno
15:22would you do us the honor
15:45i would have picked megami too
15:50now megami what song do you choose
15:54i think q chose me because choreography is not my thing i'm feeling like a little janet jackson tonight
16:04but q kind of underestimates how good of a performer i am baby i'm a latina i know how to
16:11move
16:12megami's not picking a song she wants megami's picking a song that will hinder the other
16:16bitch two queens stand before me
16:21the time has come for you to lip sync
16:27for your life
16:32good luck and don't fuck it up
16:51i want to spend my life with you
17:24We're back.
17:24Where the hell did this come from?
17:26I've never seen Megavi perform like this.
17:33You got in front of that bitch.
17:34Come on.
17:50I'm living for Megavi.
17:53I'm living for Q, but I would kind of have to...
17:55Megavi is staring at me.
17:56Oh!
17:57Q's doing more in the second verse.
17:59Okay, wait a second.
18:00Pick it up!
18:01Yeah!
18:01Yeah!
18:03Oh!
18:05There's a lot of work now.
18:09Hey!
18:09What about that?
18:10What about that?
18:11What about the time she shamed the beat?
18:13What about the time she said you didn't fuck off?
18:15She only gave you a man.
18:17Oh, girl.
18:18What about that?
18:19What about that?
18:23Good.
18:26Can't wait to see how this turns out.
18:29Queens, I've made my decision.
18:36Megami, contragulations.
18:38You're a winner, baby.
18:39Yay!
18:41I just won my first lip sync in the Lollapurriza, and I am so happy.
18:46I got an opportunity to show everyone, hey, I'm not half bad at all, and prove everyone wrong.
18:51Hugh, my queen, thank you for an unforgettable season.
18:59Work it!
19:01I definitely saw this crown of she done, already done, had herses going to another girl, so I am not
19:08worried or pressed about it.
19:11Is this when we turn and wait?
19:12Mystery loser, we're ready for you.
19:19I lost again!
19:22Let's see who's competing in tonight's third lip sync.
19:25Oh, my God!
19:27Bruno!
19:29Shake it up!
19:33Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
19:37Morphine!
19:39I'm going for a show, baby!
19:42Morphine, who do you choose as your opponent?
19:46Girl.
19:49I think I'm going to go with my Latina sister, Geneva Carr.
19:57All right, let's go.
20:00Morphine picks Geneva, which I'm kind of surprised by, because Geneva will definitely give her a run for her money.
20:05She's from Texas, baby. She knows how to perform.
20:08Geneva Carr. You get to choose the song.
20:13Let's do Million Dollar Baby by Ava Maxx.
20:19I selected Million Dollar Baby because it's a very dancing song, and I want Morphine and I to go off.
20:24Give a bitch.
20:25Two Latinas battling it out. Y'all are about to get a show.
20:27Two queens, stand before me.
20:30The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
20:41It's time to throw some pearls on the stage, throw a heel, stab an eyeball. Let's go, bitch.
20:47Good luck, and do not forget her.
20:52Diamonds.
20:53Yeah, yeah.
20:54Oh, look at you.
20:54She took some diamonds.
20:56Whoa.
20:59Trying to find that silver lining.
21:02Whoa.
21:03And once in a while.
21:05Oh, that's really young.
21:06It's my night, counting down to midnight.
21:09Close my eyes and wait for her to shine.
21:11I'm hiding in the shadows, praying that she'll break free.
21:16In the dark of the night.
21:18She cuts it up on her mind.
21:20She's a million dollar baby.
21:22Nobody can explain it.
21:24She's a miracle.
21:26She's a miracle.
21:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:30I broke up.
21:33You can't keep it down though.
21:35Oh.
21:36And once in a while.
21:37I'll go walking in the twilight.
21:39Counting down to midnight.
21:41Close my eyes and wait for her.
21:42That light is her face.
21:44It's so pretty.
21:48Hey, hey.
21:51Hey!
21:52Hey!
21:54Hey!
21:55She's a miracle
21:57She's a miracle
22:00She's a miracle
22:01Come on, Marfee
22:02Oh
22:04Miracle
22:07She's a miracle
22:09Oh, oh, oh
22:11She's a miracle
22:12She's a million dollar baby
22:14Nobody can explain it
22:16She's a miracle
22:19She's a miracle
22:20Oh, oh, she's a miracle
22:25She's a miracle
22:27She's a miracle
22:29She's a miracle
22:30She's a miracle
22:30Oh, oh, oh
22:34She's a miracle
22:36She's a miracle
22:37Oh, oh, oh
22:39Yeah
22:44Oh, my God
22:46That was good, though
22:48Come on
22:51Please
22:52I've made my decision
22:58Morphe, contractulations
22:59You're a winner, baby
23:02Thank you
23:03Mama, I'm just so ecstatic
23:06That I won the lip sync
23:07This is correct
23:09Geneva, thank you
23:11For giving it your all
23:13You may leave the stage
23:18I feel very proud
23:19With what I did
23:19And if morphe was selected
23:21As a winner
23:21You know
23:22Applauses
23:27I can't wait to see
23:28He's lip syncing next
23:30Will the remaining queens
23:32Please step forward
23:35Bruno, you know what to do
23:44Baraj
23:47Baraj
23:47Baraj
23:48Redeem yourself, Baraj
23:50Redeem yourself
23:51You will be competing
23:52In tonight's fourth lip sync
23:54At this point
23:55I have a lot to prove
23:56Part of me is terrified
23:57Because I want redemption
23:58I want to like
23:59Prove myself
24:00Who do you choose
24:01As your opponent?
24:06Um, I'm gonna go with
24:09Hershey
24:11Okay
24:12I feel like
24:13Maraj picked me
24:13Because she feels like
24:15I'm easy to take down
24:16But I know what I can do
24:17So I'm ready to see her
24:18Oh, okay
24:20This will be interesting
24:20The first two
24:21They were the first two to lead
24:23This one was actually
24:24Really hard for me
24:24My first choice
24:25Was gonna be Plasma
24:26But I knew she was gonna pick
24:28Some dumbass song
24:29So
24:30It came down to
24:31Who is gonna have
24:32A better song choice
24:34Hershey
24:34Now it's your turn
24:36What song do you choose?
24:39I'm gonna choose
24:40Alone by
24:41Kim Petris and Nicki Minaj
24:42Alright
24:43I picked Alone
24:44Because
24:45Maraj doesn't seem like
24:46She's a heavy lyric girl
24:47And after I said Alone
24:49I looked at her
24:50And
24:51She looks a little shaken
24:53So I genuinely feel like
24:54I made the right choice
24:55The rest of you
24:56May step to the gallery
25:00I obviously would have
25:01Rather have done Milkshake
25:02I like this song a lot
25:03But I'm a little bit nervous
25:04About the Nicki part
25:05Tripping me up
25:06You think she'll know
25:07The word this time?
25:08I sure hope so
25:09I hope so
25:09If she knows the rap
25:10I think she'll be fine
25:13The time has come
25:16For you to lip sync
25:19For
25:20Your
25:22Life
25:25My adrenaline's pumping
25:26This stage is mine
25:28And this moment is mine
25:29Good luck
25:30And don't
25:32Fuck it up
25:34Come on
25:35Yeah
25:36Work this
25:37What's it gonna take
25:38To get ya on the low
25:39Look at me
25:41Like what you see
25:42I've been feeling lonely
25:44Baby
25:44You're the boy I need
25:46I've been
25:47I've been
25:47Ride it ride it ride it ride it
25:48Ride it ride it all
25:48Come on baby
25:48Let's go
25:50Ride it ride it ride it
25:51Ride it all
25:52Wanna feel the rush
25:53Wanna feel your touch
25:55Don't talk to talk
25:56Unless you're gonna back it up
25:58If you want me
25:59Love me no
26:00Oh
26:01That's it
26:02Oh
26:02That was good to me
26:04That was a twirl man
26:05Swirl
26:06Come on
26:07Come on
26:08Give it
26:09What's it gonna take
26:10To get ya on the low
26:12Yeah
26:13Don't you wait
26:14Don't think about it
26:15Yeah
26:16Don't you wait
26:17Just come all over now
26:18I've been trying to give it to you
26:20All night
26:21What's it gonna take
26:23To get ya on the low
26:24Gimme that
26:25Nikki
26:26Ready
26:26Yes we drag
26:27We throw jazz
26:28Bitches get dragged
26:29We be like gag
26:29Full of competi
26:30When I ride it steady
26:32We're in new range
26:32I just came at it Betty
26:33I set trends for feast evasion
26:35I'm not the one to do the
26:36Imitate statement
26:36It is Barbie and his competitors
26:38Make her like a syndrome
26:39Make extras
26:40We ain't answer any questions
26:41What kind of bitch
26:42When she finish her sentence
26:43If you want me
26:44Let me know
26:46Tell me now
26:47Don't hesitate
26:49Come on
26:50Chance baby
26:52Don't
26:52Let the moment slip away
26:57I've been trying to give it to you
26:58I walk in front of that bitch
27:00While she's doing all that too
27:02Do you wanna win?
27:02Don't you hear by my side
27:05Oh my god
27:06Baby baby
27:06All night
27:08Yeah
27:08Don't you wait
27:09Don't think about it
27:11Yeah
27:12Don't you wait
27:13Just come on over now
27:14I've been trying to give it to you
27:16All night
27:17What's it gonna take
27:19To get ya on the low
27:25That was incredible
27:27That was amazing
27:28That was amazing
27:28That was amazing
27:28Lovely, lovely, lovely
27:32Queen's
27:33I've made my decision
27:39Mirage
27:40Contragulations
27:41You're a winner, baby
27:47Please step to the winner's box
27:49To await the next round
27:50Thank you so much
27:51Thank you so much
27:52I'm thinking
27:53I fucking did that
27:54Hershey's gonna kill me
27:55And
27:57Let's get on to the next one
27:59Hershey, my queen
28:01Thank you for bringing it to this runway
28:05You may leave the stage
28:11It's still chocolate
28:16Come on
28:19Give it up for Miss She
28:20I'm fully disappointed
28:22But
28:22I take solace
28:24And
28:24I did the best that I could
28:28Oh, seduction is back
28:30Eee
28:31Fun, fun, fun
28:33Ladykins
28:34The drag gods
28:35Have determined
28:36That the three of you
28:37Will lip sync
28:39Against each other
28:43Yes, bitch
28:44Let's do this
28:45In turn
28:46I will choose one winner
28:48That winning queen
28:49Will skip the next round
28:51Automatically advance
28:53To the semifinals
28:55Of the Lala Perusa
28:58To determine which queen chooses the song
29:02Brunosis
29:02Do your thing
29:10Whose ball did you grab, Bruno?
29:13Maya
29:15Maya
29:17Oh
29:18All right, darling
29:20Which song do you choose, Maya?
29:25Milkshakes by Calise
29:28Here we go
29:29It's time for a show, baby
29:30I am confident
29:32And also, it's two New York girls
29:34So it's a double whammy for me
29:36Let's get to work
29:39The time has come
29:42Leave your lip sync
29:44For
29:45Your
29:47Life
29:51Going up against Maya
29:52Can be daunting
29:53Because she is a beast
29:55When it comes to lip syncing
29:56But baby
29:56Never say never
29:57Good luck
29:59And don't
30:00Fuck it up
30:14So
30:25Come on
30:28Come on
30:31Ro의
30:32Are
30:38Oh, love you, Papa.
30:42Oh, love you, Papa.
30:42Oh, love you, Papa.
30:44Oh, love you, Papa.
30:45It's better than yours.
30:46Stand back.
30:47It's better than yours.
30:48I can teach you, but I have to try.
30:51Who want me to teach thee?
30:54Baby, I'm getting models.
30:55And they're over there throwing themselves to the floor,
30:58giving raggedy N on steroids.
31:00Watch if you're smart.
31:02All right.
31:03What?
31:09I can teach you, but I have to charge.
31:13No, no, no, no.
31:16No, no, no, no.
31:19The boy's all waiting.
31:20My milkshake brings all the boys to the guard.
31:22And they're like, it's better than yours.
31:24Stand right.
31:25It's better than yours.
31:26I can teach you, but I have to charge.
31:28My milkshake brings all the boys to the guard.
31:30And they're like, it's better than yours.
31:31It's better than yours, damn it.
31:32It's better than yours.
31:33I could teach you what I have to charge.
31:36Yeah!
31:42OK.
31:46I mean, wow.
31:49That was a close one.
31:52But I've made my decision.
31:57So if Maya does come back here,
31:58go girl.
31:59Do we think she'll be pressed?
32:01What you think?
32:02I don't know.
32:04I love how Tsunami was walking around.
32:05Tsunami was just like,
32:06I'm just happy to be twirling for y'all here.
32:09For me, it's between Plasma and Maya.
32:11I think Maya is going to stay.
32:12I think Plasma might have out-slutted Maya,
32:14to be honest.
32:15Well, well, well!
32:18Maya has mopped the floor with my ass once again.
32:21The hard part is over.
32:22Where's my drink?
32:23I blamed myself because I was like,
32:25do I want to be skinny or do I want to be able to move?
32:26I went with skinny and I want to move.
32:29Girl, I have lost now two lip syncs on season 16 of Drag Race.
32:34But you know what?
32:35At least I look good.
32:39We are back.
32:40Maya Amon LePage,
32:41will you please take your milkshake to the winner's box?
32:45Karen will tell me that I advance all the way to the city finals.
32:49is so exciting.
32:51I'm so pumped.
32:52Let the Lip Sync Lala Perusa Smackdown continue.
32:57You're on to number four.
32:58This is round two.
33:00The winner of this lip sync will advance to the semi-final round.
33:04Bruno, let it roll.
33:12A mandatory meeting.
33:14Which queen do you choose as your opponent?
33:22I choose Megami.
33:25Megami's kind of like somebody that I think we all think we could be,
33:28so I don't blame Amanda for picking Megami.
33:31Megag me?
33:32Now it's your turn.
33:34What song do you choose?
33:35I feel like some Cher, okay?
33:39A Cher you should have.
33:41I love all things Cher.
33:42I want to do it as a mandatory meeting,
33:44but like with a little bit of Cher tossed in.
33:47Morphine and Mirage, please take a seat.
33:51Amanda's not going to win Lip Sync Assassin of the Year,
33:54but she can move, so this might be a tougher battle.
33:58The time has come.
34:01For you to lip sync.
34:04For.
34:05Your.
34:07Life.
34:10Good luck.
34:11And don't fuck it up, man.
34:14Does he love me?
34:16I want to know.
34:18How can I tell if he loves me so?
34:21Is it in his eyes?
34:23Oh no, you'll be deceived.
34:25Is it in his eyes?
34:27Oh no, you'll make believe.
34:29If you want to know.
34:30If he loves you so, it's in his kiss.
34:34Is it in his?
34:35Oh yeah.
34:36Oh is it in his face?
34:38Oh no, it's just so.
34:40I was giving Cher mouth.
34:41Yeah.
34:41Oh my god, she is.
34:44If you want to know.
34:45If he loves you so, it's in his kiss.
34:56Oh my god.
35:01Oh my god.
35:04Oh.
35:07Oh, I wanna know.
35:14Oh my god.
35:15Oh my god.
35:16Oh my god.
35:16I want to know you so, it's in his kiss.
35:24Oh my god.
35:25And don't fuck it up like me.
35:26And don't fuck it up like me.
35:30If it's in his kiss.
35:32It's in his kiss.
35:32He loves you so, he's in his tears.
35:36Oh, he's in his tears.
35:40Oh, yeah, he's in his tears.
35:43Oh, he's in his tears.
35:52Who do you think actually won?
35:53The Eeyore of Drag.
35:55Let's go, let's go Megami.
35:56Not the Eeyore of Drag.
35:57Let's go Megami.
35:59Queens, I've made my decision.
36:05Megami, congratulations.
36:08You're a winner, baby.
36:10And you've advanced to the semifinal round.
36:14I'm so happy to have made it to the semifinals.
36:16I know this is going to be a difficult climb to the top,
36:19but I've got my hiking boots on, baby.
36:21So let's go.
36:22A mandatory meeting.
36:24Thank you for turning it out.
36:28I'm disappointed to not win this lip sync,
36:30but I also feel really good about it.
36:32about what I did today.
36:34My wallet, however, is still gutted.
36:37Still very upset.
36:40She shared the shit out of that.
36:42Megami's playing chess and I'm playing jump rope.
36:44Oh my God.
36:54Mirage, Morphine, the fickle finger of fate,
36:58has chosen the two of you to lip sync next.
37:01Bruno, show us that ball.
37:14Morphine, please select your song.
37:16I think I'm going to go with,
37:19this time we know it's for real Donna Summer.
37:21Oh.
37:23OK, I think there's a little bit of strategy here.
37:26Morphine doesn't want to do a super upbeat dancey song
37:28against me.
37:29And we both know that Maya does not want to do the go-go song.
37:33So I think it was a double-ended strategy.
37:37The time has come
37:39for you to lip sync
37:43for your life.
37:48Mirage is a really good lip-syncher.
37:50This is the mid-boss.
37:51You know, like when you play video games,
37:52there's a first boss, middle boss, final boss.
37:54This is like the middle boss.
37:55And I feel like I'm at 70% health,
37:57but I don't care.
37:58I want to win.
37:59Good luck.
38:00And down.
38:01Fuck it up.
38:13What would I have to do
38:16to get you to notice me too?
38:21Do I stand in line
38:24One of a million in my arena?
38:28What the time, the way up high?
38:32Write your name across the sky.
38:36I'm going crazy just to let you know
38:39You'd be amazed at what I love you, son.
38:43Baby, when I get my hands on you,
38:45I won't let go.
38:46This time, I know it's for real.
38:52This time, I know it's for real.
38:54Woo!
38:54Anything could make you mine.
38:58I'm going crazy just to let you know
39:01And it's a world where you've been.
39:04That's what I'm leaving.
39:06I've been around, no luck, enough to love.
39:09This time, I know it's for real.
39:17This time, I know it's for real.
39:18Oh, baby.
39:21This time, this time.
39:23This time is about romance.
39:24This time is about beauty and grace.
39:26So I'm giving you woman.
39:28This time, I know it's for real.
39:32I'm going crazy just to let you know
39:34This time, I know it's for real.
39:42This time, I know it's for real.
39:54That was insane.
39:56I was about to morphe.
39:58Oh.
39:59It's morphe.
40:00Okay.
40:01Morphe.
40:10Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
40:13I just survived the second round of the lip sync.
40:16I'm at 30% health, but there's 50K on the line.
40:20I need to just make it to the end.
40:23Mirage, thank you for shaking what your drag mother gave you.
40:29You may leave the stage.
40:31I'm going to be the only one.
40:31I'm going to be the only one.
40:31I'm going to be the only one.
40:31I'm going to be the only one.
40:31This is more redemption than I could have ever dreamed on.
40:35I just really wanted RuPaul to see me perform and not fuck up.
40:39So I got that.
40:42Maya, Megami, please join morphe.
40:49Condragulations for making it to the semifinal round.
40:53Three queens remain in the competition, but only two will lip sync next.
40:58The queen whose ball Bruno grabs will compete in the semifinal lip sync smackdown.
41:06And she will choose her opponent.
41:10The queen who's not chosen will automatically advance to the final round.
41:15Oh my god!
41:17Ladies, your fate now rests in Bruno's hands.
41:30Bruno, show us your ball.
41:34Megami, you are lip syncing next.
41:41I am standing here against two of the best dancers, literally the lip sync assassins,
41:48having to pick which poison I want to take right now.
41:52Which queen do you choose as your opponent?
41:55I would choose morphe because she just got it.
41:57Right, that bitch is tired.
41:58She's tired.
41:59I would choose morphe.
42:03I think we might have to have a little rematch with Maya.
42:09This is an absolutely horrible choice for Megami.
42:12I think Maya is thinking, I'm eating good tonight.
42:17We said Megami's full of surprises today, but she is still a vengeful whore.
42:21That means morphe, you are moving forward to the final lip sync.
42:28For the chance to win $50,000, you may step to the winner's box.
42:35Whoever wins this lip sync is going to go against me in the finals.
42:38And I'm just so close.
42:40I'm so close.
42:40I'm right there.
42:41I'm right there.
42:42I wonder if this is, like, going to be, like...
42:46A massacre?
42:47Yeah.
42:49Queens, the one song that remains on the playlist is...
42:53We Got the Beat by the Go-Go's.
42:56Maya, Megami, assume the position.
43:03I'm telling you, Megami is pissed the fuck off.
43:07Because she didn't want to lose that lip sync way back whenever the fuck ago.
43:11And you know Maya's out there pissed as hell.
43:12These bitches are pissed.
43:13And that's going to be a good show.
43:14Ooh!
43:15Two queens stand before me.
43:19Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
43:21and move forward to the final round.
43:26I've sent this bitch home already, and I can't wait to do it again.
43:29Here.
43:30The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
43:40I'm a good lip-syncher.
43:42I know how to perform.
43:43Sorry, Maya.
43:45Love you, girl.
43:46But let's do this.
43:47Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
43:54Ha-ha.
43:57Ha-ha.
44:02Ha-ha.
44:03Ha-ha.
44:04Ha-ha.
44:05See the people walkin' down the street.
44:08Callin' on, just watchin' on the beat.
44:11Yeah, I know where they want to go, but they're rockin' in time.
44:16They got the beat, they got the beat, they got the beat, they got the beat.
44:19Okay, Maya's got the beat.
44:21Yeah, they got the beat.
44:25All the kids got gettin' out of school.
44:28They can't wait to hang up after school.
44:31Hang around for fun.
44:32I'm thinking that Maya's gonna do this.
44:34She's not only giving you the energy of the song, but she's also giving you the mic.
44:38The kids got the beat.
44:40Yeah, you got the beat.
44:47Oh my god, yes.
44:49Oh my god, yes.
44:50Oh my god, yes.
44:51Oh my god, yes.
44:52Oh my god.
45:05This is Megami's third listening, and she is still turning in it.
45:08Like, she is eating, eating, eating, eating, and eating.
45:11Help me, buddy, get out your feet.
45:14We know you can't after defeat.
45:16We got the beat.
45:17Jump back.
45:18Get down.
45:19Run, run, run, run, run, run.
45:22We got the beat.
45:24We got the beat.
45:27We got the beat.
45:45I don't know, girl.
45:49I think that we're going to get a Maya versus Morphe in it.
45:53Grand Miami versus Miami!
45:56Reba, reba, reba, reba!
45:57Wait, we're back, we're back, we're back.
46:02Please, I've made my decision.
46:10Magami, congratulations!
46:13You are moving forward to the final round.
46:16One, two, five.
46:18I killed y'all, motherfucker!
46:21That's my New York sister right there.
46:24I assassinated the assassin, and I will say to Maya, like,
46:29the victory smells so sweet.
46:34I see the steam coming out of Maya's ears.
46:37Maya, thank you for putting the taint in entertainment.
46:42You may leave the stage.
46:45I am gagging right now.
46:48Like, I don't see how.
46:51Magami just beat me.
46:53Girl.
46:58Oh, my God.
47:01I'm gagged.
47:02I'm gagged.
47:02Magami just beat Maya Iman LePage in a lip sync.
47:06Put that on her fucking tombstone.
47:09On her Wikipedia, on her resume, and on her tombstone.
47:12Attention queens in the workroom.
47:15Please return to the main stage for the final lip sync.
47:20Y'all motherfucking mother has called.
47:22All right, all right.
47:23I think that anyone who went up against Magami today
47:25with an expectation had to quickly reset their expectations.
47:28Crazy!
47:30I thought I knew how today was going to go.
47:32And yet, here we are with Magami and Morphine.
47:35And I have no idea what the hell is about to happen.
47:41Welcome back, queens.
47:42Woo!
47:43Give it up for this week's top two queens.
47:48Magami and Morphine Love Dion.
47:50Woo!
47:51Morphine!
47:53Woo!
47:54So it's the final lip sync, and someone's about to be crowned
47:57the queen of She Done Already Done had herses.
48:00Woo!
48:00We're dealing with New York versus Miami right now.
48:04Magami.
48:05Morphine.
48:07Condragulations for making it to the finals.
48:10You are asked to prepare a lip sync performance
48:13of Gonna Make You Sweat.
48:15Everybody Dance Now by C&C Music Factory.
48:19I feel recharged.
48:21I feel the adrenaline has taken my body completely over.
48:24This is it.
48:25This is it.
48:26I need this win.
48:27Going from the girl who no one expected to go far
48:31to being in the finale, this is my shot.
48:34And I have to fight for it.
48:36Two queens, stand before me.
48:44Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,
48:47win the title of queen of She Done Already
48:49and have herses and a cash prize of $50,000.
48:58I have to take this home.
49:01Now I'm like, if she beat Maya, can she beat me?
49:04No.
49:05That's not going to happen.
49:07The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
49:19At this point, this is like a new Runiverse.
49:22I have no idea what's going to happen, but it's going to be fierce.
49:26Blink, blink, here we go.
49:28Good luck.
49:29And don't fuck it up.
49:46I will never outdance Murphy, but I know I can out stupid Murphy.
50:07This bitch doesn't even know the lyrics.
50:10She's using her like ass.
50:27Bye!
50:30Yeah!
50:32Woo!
50:34Woo!
50:36Woo!
50:38Woo!
50:38Woo!
50:39Woo!
50:42Woo!
50:45Woo!
50:46Woo!
50:47I'm shaking my ass so hard that you can hear the claps throughout the room.
50:51Woo!
50:52Woo!
50:53Woo!
50:54Woo!
50:57Woo!
51:03Woo!
51:05Woo!
51:06Woo!
51:36Please, I've made my decision.
51:53I really just want something.
51:55This whole season, I truly did not win a single day, and to win queen of She Done Already Done
52:00Had Herses, I am the ultimate lip sync assassin bitch.
52:03Bitch, you've won a cash tip of $50,000, presented by Bubbly Sparkling Water.
52:20Bitch, $50,000, I'm gonna invest, not in a home, not in a car, not in an apartment.
52:26I'm gonna invest in my body.
52:28Whatever money is left will go to my family and my friends.
52:31Is there anything you'd like to say?
52:33I just have one thing to say.
52:34You get a BPO.
52:35You get a BPO.
52:36You get a BPO.
52:37And you get a BPO.
52:39Thank you so much.
52:40You get a BPO.
52:42You get a BPO.
52:45Next week, fasten your seat belts for a Fast and Furious grand finale.
52:50Now, I want to ask the fans, which of our top three queens do you want to win?
52:56Are you Team Nymphia, Team Plain Jane, or Team Sephira?
53:02Let your voice be heard using hashtag Drag Race.
53:05And remember, if you can't love yourself out of hell, you're gonna love somebody else.
53:09Can I get an amen up in here?
53:11Amen.
53:11All right, now let the music play.