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00:12It's been a day!
00:15Megami just went home, and all I can think of is how in Untucked, Megami was saying,
00:19like, New York top five, New York top five, and now I'm like, well, girl, New York four.
00:25Choose chaos, be badass bitches, NYC girls, take it home.
00:31Period. Megami.
00:32How are you feeling, Leia?
00:34I mean, it sucks to be in the bottom again.
00:36And then lip syncing, I had to go an extra little step,
00:39because she ended up running her mouth saying,
00:42oh, this is a song that I know, it's no flipping, and this and that.
00:45She kept saying, it's no flipping.
00:47So I have to show her, bitch, I can still beat you without flipping.
00:52Oh, damn.
00:53Talk your shit, Maya, talk your shit, Maya.
00:56And you ate that.
00:57Megami, her message was beautiful and amazing and inspiring though, for sure.
01:01Murphy, you didn't even like her.
01:02What are you talking about?
01:03Yes, I did.
01:04Don't start this narrative, bitch.
01:06She's rotten.
01:07This is the Maya.
01:08This is the Maya that the guys wanna see.
01:10Put it away.
01:10We prefer it when you were quiet.
01:14I didn't come here to lip sync every week.
01:16But the girls we have now is a strong cast,
01:18and I need to show more of my personality,
01:21and show the judges that I'm not timid or in this little shell.
01:25So moving forward, the queen is here.
01:29Congratulations, Plasma.
01:30Yes.
01:31And baby, you fought for that role, and guess what?
01:33It paid off.
01:34Yeah, I'm kind of sitting here like, why did we give her that?
01:37I'm upset that you got the role because I could have done that shit too.
01:40Raise your hand if you think Morphine would have done as good as Plasma.
01:44I would like to see her cry.
01:45I think Morphine would have done an unbelievable job as well.
01:48Stop lying.
01:50Me?
01:50What, bitch?
01:51What are you saying?
01:52Maya, what are you saying, girl?
01:54I didn't say nothing, girl.
01:56I didn't say nothing, girl.
01:57I didn't say nothing.
01:57I didn't say nothing.
01:58No, what happened?
01:59You know what?
01:59Fuck her.
02:00She's been at the bottom every single week,
02:01and if she doesn't think I would have done great in the lead,
02:04then bitch, she has another thing coming.
02:05Fuck that bitch.
02:06At the end of the day, all we can do is be our best selves.
02:10Girl.
02:10Isn't that right, sister?
02:11Where's this going?
02:12Hey, man.
02:12Here goes the leaf.
02:13Here goes the leaf.
02:14I've had enough.
02:16Let's go.
02:16The competitive aspect gets a lot more real every time someone goes home.
02:20Blaine, look.
02:20It's your leaf.
02:21Turn and turn.
02:25And there are the people who see the crown inching closer and closer.
02:28They are so hungry for the carcasses of the dead.
02:32Ow!
02:33And they're not leaving until we're all bodies on the floor.
02:36It's like, if the tension wasn't already high, mama, it's sky high.
02:47The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.
02:53And a gag worthy grand prize of $200,000.
02:56Served by Cash App with extra special guest judge, Kara Sedgwick.
03:00The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is the best Jack we win.
03:03The best Jack we win.
03:12Girl.
03:13Go!
03:15Go!
03:15Go!
03:16round内asha George from14 to09, which is wild, and I can't wait to get down to me.
03:22How's everybody feeling?
03:24You know, I have a bone to pick with Sunami.
03:26Uh-oh.
03:26A bone?
03:27Yeah, something that actually happened before the race.
03:31Oh!
03:31Oh-oh!
03:32Yeah!
03:32Actually!
03:33We were at this club in New York and we were both in a gig.
03:37I already know where she's going with that.
03:38And I look at this man across the bar and he's with a suit. He's hot, delicious, gorgeous, and I'm
03:43looking stunning, right?
03:44So Zunami's like in the corner there, and then I asked one of the girls, is he into the girls?
03:48And she's like, yes. And as I'm talking, I turn around and Zunami's making out with the man.
03:53After I just had shown interest in the man.
03:55I don't know what you're talking about.
03:57First of all, I didn't take anything from morphine. I don't take things from anyone. They come to me.
04:04But the gag is, after that man, she was making out with another guy.
04:06I used to put in my seat on TV.
04:09You know what's funny, that around Zunami, no man is safe, but Zunami always is.
04:12Oh!
04:14That was good!
04:19Hello, hello, hello.
04:24My beautiful queen, for today's mini challenge, in the grand tradition of the legendary documentary,
04:30Paris is Burning, the library is about to be opened.
04:34Zunami!
04:36Because reading is what?
04:38It's lots of Zunami!
04:39That's right!
04:40First up, Q. Step right up.
04:44Shady bitch.
04:45All right, the library is open.
04:47Dawn, your name should be Dusk because you look better in the dark.
04:52Maya, if Danny DeVito could do flips, there pretty much wouldn't be a difference.
05:00Safira, you are a wise, sagacious mother.
05:03I have really nothing negative to say about you.
05:05Not unlike your STD tests.
05:07You know, Q and her husband are in an open relationship,
05:10which is ironic because when couples see Q from across the bar, they decide to become monogamous.
05:16Plain Jane, I could call you a fucking whore, an ugly cunt, a dumb bitch, but I'm not because I
05:24want to fuck you.
05:25Oh, you know, we are on TV, right?
05:29Safira Crystal, my sister, my brother, and my uncle.
05:34She's like the Morgan Freeman of drag.
05:38Wait, no, no, no, that's actually RuPaul.
05:43Plasma, my girl.
05:44Where were you on January 6th?
05:47I don't get it.
05:50Wait, I don't get it.
05:51It's the day of the insurrection.
05:56Plasma, when I see you dance, I think of the old lady that was on TV exercising.
06:00What?
06:02No, I got it.
06:04Tsunami.
06:05Honestly, really bold name for someone who hasn't made waves in this competition.
06:12Nymphaia.
06:13Knock, knock.
06:14Who's there?
06:15Banana.
06:15Banana who?
06:16Knock, knock.
06:17Who's there?
06:18Banana.
06:19Banana who?
06:19That's what it feels like to talk to you.
06:23Tsunami Muse.
06:24Many people don't know that Tsunami is actually really into astrology.
06:28I'm a Libra, and Tsunami is a Cancer.
06:31To the drag community.
06:34Airplane Jane, are you comfortable sitting in the exit row?
06:36Because baby, we are all clear for your departure.
06:39Ooh.
06:40Mother Sephiria, when I heard that you were the first queen from Philadelphia, I thought,
06:43finally, the Liberty Bell of the Ball has arrived.
06:45But girl, it looks like you're just a Philly cheese mistake.
06:50Plain Jane is so dumb.
06:52She studied for her COVID test and got excited when she passed.
06:55Maya, you're on the page.
06:57You are known as the queen of flips, but you should change your name to queen of flops.
07:03Morphine, the face, the woman, the BBL of the season, and the body.
07:10Plain Jane, the thing more nastier than your personality is that dandruff off your shoulder.
07:15And that beard growing out of your face.
07:19That's too much, sister.
07:20That's all I got.
07:22Are you sure?
07:24Okay, the library is closed.
07:27You are all shady, but the winner of today's mini challenge is Tsunami Muse.
07:35It's not me winning the reading challenge.
07:38You've won a cash prize of $2,500.
07:41Can I put too many challenges together so it could be a maxi challenge?
07:45Okay, lady kids, for this week's maxi challenge, we are playing the Snatch Game.
07:51It is the Snatch Game, baby.
07:53And I am excited.
07:55This challenge separates the wheat from the chaff.
07:57It is where you find out who's really going to make it.
08:00You impersonate a celebrity and make me laugh.
08:03Simple as that.
08:04What could go wrong?
08:08Racers, start your engine.
08:10And may the best drag queen win.
08:14Come on, Snatch Game.
08:16Girls, get into it.
08:18The challenge for this week is the legendary Snatch Game.
08:21I look so idiot.
08:23I've never done something like this before,
08:25but I'm excited to continue acting a fool.
08:29Who are y'all going to be?
08:30Dr. Jane Goodall.
08:32Who's that?
08:32She was like the first woman to find out that chimpanzees were basically the same as humans.
08:38Is she funny?
08:39No.
08:40Jane Goodall is definitely a risky choice.
08:43Because she is on the more quiet side,
08:45but I feel like she has perks and quirks here and there to like really make her funny.
08:52I'm doing Meghan McCain of the iconic McCain dynasty.
08:56Hate ball.
08:57I wanted to make sure that I picked someone that I was absolutely fine reading the dog shit out of.
09:03Meghan is a conservative.
09:05She's an idiot who just like has a platform for being John McCain's daughter.
09:08And I think that she's a trash goblin.
09:10So, I'm gonna have fun.
09:12Glass of corn.
09:13I'm doing Treasure of the American Musical Theatre, Patti LuPone.
09:17Y'all don't know who that is, do you?
09:19No.
09:19No, okay, well.
09:20She is a three-time Tony Award winning actress.
09:22I love her.
09:23And she like stops the show.
09:24It is a musical and then it is Patti LuPone's musical.
09:27Today gonna be the plasma show.
09:30Well, darling, I don't know if you've been watching from last week,
09:32but plasma came in here and she had her shtick.
09:35And then she won doing her shtick.
09:37And I feel like now she's just like shtick, shtick, shtick, shtick, shtick.
09:40But I would like to see something different from plasma.
09:43I'll let you guess.
09:44Something Earhart.
09:45Wait, Amelia Earhart.
09:47I'm serving very adventurous Amelia Earhart.
09:50It's a character people know, but they don't know who she is so I can have some freedom with it.
09:54That's my approach, yeah.
09:55Yeah, I'm the pilot on this plane and hopefully I'm gonna have you ready for liftoff.
10:01What are you doing?
10:02I'm doing the go-to fairy, a made-up character.
10:06Okay, that's always gone over well, sister.
10:08Good for you.
10:09I mean, Trinity won with her devil, so.
10:11She did, that's true.
10:12Oh, okay.
10:13She's feeling a little spicy after winning that reading.
10:16I'm going with that character because it gives me agency to sort of just make it my own and stand
10:23out.
10:23So, bring it on.
10:26Hey, Ladykins.
10:29We've got company.
10:31Here, all the way from her penthouse suite in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, it's Chad Michaels.
10:38Hey, babe.
10:41Traffic from Malibu is a real bitch.
10:45Chad Michaels is the world's most well-renowned Cher impersonator.
10:49Chad is a Snatch Game grand champion.
10:53I don't know why they booked me on these chicken shit gigs.
10:57And she's here to answer your questions.
10:59Shall we?
11:00Let's do it.
11:01Wow.
11:02Gorgeous.
11:04Don, Morphine, Plain Jane and Maya, please come on over.
11:09Hello.
11:10Hello, ladies.
11:10It's so nice to meet you all.
11:12Let's start with Morphine.
11:13Chad, any guesses?
11:14That's sort of an auburn wig with a part down the middle.
11:16Oh, there's a pearl necklace.
11:18Are you doing Anna Delvey?
11:19Yeah, Anna Delvey.
11:20Anna Delvey.
11:21That's so current.
11:22It's so current.
11:23For those who don't know who Anna Delvey is, she is an iconic con artist.
11:27She swindled and fooled all the important people in New York.
11:30They made a show about that bitch called Inventing Anna and bitch, she's fierce.
11:33Give us a little Anna Delvey right now.
11:36Maya, Vaya Vang, you look poor.
11:39Oh, baby, I have this in the bag, honey.
11:41I mean, I don't know what accent I just did, but that's how she talks.
11:44You're going with that.
11:45I'm excited to just let loose.
11:47So, Plain Jane.
11:48I'm getting Kim Petrus.
11:50Oh, I mean, the blonde could be Gaga, but we've got cock rings in that wig.
11:53So, it could be Gaga.
11:57So, this is actually a celebrity who Gaga has taken inspiration from many times.
12:02Serbian superstar.
12:03Yelena Karliusha.
12:05Have you ever heard of this person, Chet?
12:07I have not.
12:08Okay.
12:09Here he is.
12:11Yelena is a Serbian pop superstar.
12:15She's sort of the equivalent of Madonna here in the U.S.
12:17So, it's Slavic clownery shenanigans, milftown realness.
12:22That's up to you to come out and show us who she is.
12:26Yes.
12:26And make RuPaul laugh.
12:27Helen, Carla, some shit.
12:29I definitely don't know who that is.
12:31So, sis, I hope you can bring out some character now.
12:34Now, Maya here has a long wig that looks a lot like Cher.
12:38It does.
12:39I'm nervous.
12:40Are you coming for me right now?
12:42No.
12:42Actually, I'm doing Tiffany Pollard, New York.
13:13Okay.
13:14That is the whole point of this challenge.
13:16It's not to deliver this stunning, like, look-alike.
13:19Got to make Mama laugh.
13:20Fingers crossed.
13:20You can make this happen.
13:22I don't think Maya knows what the hell she's doing.
13:24Well, thank you, ladies.
13:25Have fun out there.
13:27That's my cue.
13:28Change my character.
13:30Oh, Lord.
13:30After the walkthrough, I'm having doubts on the characters that I chose to impersonate,
13:35and I want to be able to do someone I'm comfortable with.
13:38She kind of did say, um, be one of your friends.
13:41Channel them.
13:43Miss Mama is stressing out right now.
13:46This will be my time to show them.
13:48I should be funny.
13:50I don't know how she's going to pull that off.
13:55My queen!
13:56Say hello to Chad Michael.
13:58Hello.
13:58Hello, everyone.
13:59Now, I think, Chad, you can pretty much imagine whose hair that is.
14:03She's serving me bats, girl.
14:04Well, I'm going to go with a mythical character, the Gold Tooth Fairy.
14:07I want to, like, create a character and really flesh her out.
14:10Does the Gold Tooth Fairy actually exist in reality?
14:13No.
14:13Just in your mind?
14:14Yes.
14:15Oh, that's fabulous.
14:16She's writing a blank check.
14:17She's writing a blank check.
14:19Bitch, you better cash that check.
14:20And it's going to be a big one.
14:20Okay.
14:22Trust yourself, because I am hopeful for you.
14:25This is great.
14:26I'm hopeful for me, too.
14:27Yes.
14:28All right, so, Safira, I see a red sequined dress.
14:31Are you Dorothy Dandridge?
14:32No.
14:33It's not a dress.
14:35Is it a cape?
14:36It's a cape.
14:37Are you James Brown?
14:38I'm James Brown, baby.
14:40Oh, my goodness!
14:42Godfather of soul.
14:44The first concert I ever saw, it was December 28, 1969.
14:48James Brown and the famous Flames.
14:50And we were in, literally, the last row.
14:54So, why'd you choose James Brown?
14:55Because I know all of that information.
14:56Oh, you know what you're doing.
15:00Safira's playing the kiss-ass game today.
15:02Ooh!
15:03Is Lux Noir London in the house?
15:04Just kidding, do not air that.
15:05She's going to come for me.
15:06No, don't air it!
15:07I love James Brown.
15:08James Brown's, like, one of my favorite stars in the world.
15:11Yeah.
15:11Just like no other.
15:12Yes.
15:13You can amplify that with, ow!
15:15And all that.
15:15Just, like, go crazy with it.
15:17All right.
15:17So, Nymphaia, you've got some binoculars.
15:20You've got, oh, are you Jane Goodall?
15:22My goodness.
15:22That's an interesting choice.
15:24Yes.
15:24What made you choose her?
15:25The fact that she likes, um, chimpanzees that likes bananas.
15:28Uh-huh.
15:29Oh, okay.
15:30What do you like about her?
15:31Her confidence.
15:32Confer.
15:35Conservation stuff.
15:36Uh-huh.
15:37And her love for the animal world.
15:38How's it going to be funny?
15:39She does pantooting.
15:41Like, she speaks the language of chimpanzees.
15:44Oh, what?
15:45Did you just do it?
15:46Yeah.
15:47I'm scared for her.
15:50I wouldn't say I'm a comedy queen.
15:53So, talking to Rue and Chad is scary.
15:55It's just, like, there's so much expectation, like,
15:57oh, how do I make Rue laugh?
15:59And, like, this and that.
15:59And now I'm like...
16:01And I'm just tongue-tied at the end.
16:03Like, you've already kind of said Jingle.
16:05She was a quiet woman.
16:06She sat in the jungle and just loved these apes.
16:08I fear for you how you're going to make that funny.
16:11But you are in charge of your own destiny right now.
16:14So, I think Chad has given you some things to think about.
16:16I know I didn't sell her well, but in my mind it works.
16:19Well, let's hope in the room it works.
16:21Yeah, let's hope.
16:23Nymphae always pretends that she's, like, nervous or scared,
16:26but then she ends up killing it.
16:27Have fun out there.
16:28Thank you so much.
16:29But I don't know if it's a joke this time.
16:31I think she's actually really nervous.
16:34All right, ladies, gather round.
16:35Now, later today, you'll head to the Snatch Game set.
16:39And one more thing.
16:41Plain Jane, I warned you that that immunity potion
16:44came with an expiration date.
16:47Unlike me, bitches.
16:50Starting this week, you only have three more chances
16:54to use your immunity potion,
16:58either for yourself or to give to another queen.
17:02Ooh, I think this is going to be the week of the immunity potion
17:06taking center stage because the weight of this challenge
17:09is looming on us.
17:11And, like, a lot of girls are shaking in their boots.
17:14Brought to you by delicious House of Love cocktails and mocktails,
17:18it's the Snatch Game.
17:19And here's your host, RuPaul.
17:22Welcome, everybody, to the Snatch Game.
17:25Let's meet our contestants from the pit crew.
17:29He's a stuntman whose special skills include sword fighting.
17:33Say hello to JP.
17:36Are you excited to be here?
17:37I don't see how that's any of your business.
17:39That's a great answer.
17:40Up next, he's a model whose name means lion in Arabic.
17:45Say hello to Leif.
17:47Hello.
17:47Why a lion?
17:48I'm a lion at heart, so that's what it is.
17:51All right.
17:52Well, let's meet our celebrities.
17:55First up, she's the original fly girl, legendary pilot, Amelia Earhart is here.
18:02Hello.
18:03Hey, RuPaul.
18:04You look so small from up here.
18:06Now, listen.
18:07What in your aviation career has prepared you to play the Snatch Game?
18:12Oh, the in-flight snacks.
18:15That was the first girl to eat peanuts on a plane.
18:17Can you believe that?
18:19All right.
18:20Up next, she puts her money where your man is.
18:24It's the gold tooth fairy.
18:26Hey, RuPaul.
18:27It is a pleasure coming here from the fairy world.
18:29Gold tooth fairy.
18:30How different are you from just the regular tooth fairy?
18:33Well, they are a little cheap.
18:34You know, I'm a hustler.
18:35I'm a gold digger.
18:36Oh.
18:37Yes.
18:38Are you digging for teeth?
18:39Well, more than that.
18:43What's more than the teeth?
18:45What else are you digging for?
18:46Bones and, you know, whatever you got.
18:48You know, I can resell it.
18:50That's how I made my money, you know?
18:51Okay.
18:52All right.
18:53Up next, it's primatologist Jane Goodall is up in here.
18:57What's up, Jane?
18:58Hello, Ru.
18:59Can I start with a greeting from the National Park of Gombe?
19:02Sure.
19:03Why not?
19:09Okay.
19:10Up next, she's her father's favorite daughter, conservative sweetheart, Meghan McCain is here.
19:19Hey, bitch.
19:19Meghan, how's the view from here?
19:21The view?
19:22That is trauma, baby.
19:26Up next, the godfather of soul, Dave Brown is here.
19:30How you doing, Ru?
19:32Hey!
19:33Do you remember the first song you wrote?
19:35The first song I wrote was a little ditty that I did when I was in prison.
19:39And it was called, Let me the fuck out of here.
19:41Let me the fuck out of here.
19:47From Broadway to Hollywood, it's Patti LuPone.
19:51Hi, Ru.
19:52It's so good to be here, finally.
19:54Listen, Patti, you have starred in so many iconic shows.
19:57Mmm.
19:58Is there a part that you'd love to sink your teeth into?
20:01Well, you know, Ru, I auditioned for the original company of Into the Woods back in the 1980s,
20:05and I really wanted to play Cinderella.
20:07But can you believe that Stephen Sondheim told me I was too old?
20:10That is ridiculous.
20:11You could play any role.
20:13Don't I know it?
20:14Ha!
20:17Up next, world-famous fraudster, Anna Delvey is here.
20:22It is such a dishonor to be here at the Snatch Game with all these broke-ass people.
20:26Oh.
20:27Can I ask you a question?
20:29Uh, okay.
20:30What are you wearing?
20:31You look poor.
20:35M.I.A. in this bitch.
20:37It's Trina's cousin, Shaquita.
20:40What's up, girl?
20:41Ah, Shaquita in the house, Shaquita in the house.
20:44It looks like mine is starting to make up a character that is at least somewhat relatable.
20:48We know who Trina is, so we know who Shaquita must be.
20:51So, Shaquita, do you also rap?
20:53No, I don't rap.
20:54I do nails.
20:55I do hair.
20:56I live in Miami, and I stay in the Poker Beans Project.
20:58Wait, did you say pork and beans?
21:00Yeah, the Poker Beans Project.
21:03Up next, she is Serbia's biggest pop superstar.
21:08Welcome, Jelena Karliusza.
21:10Hi, RuPaul.
21:11You make me wait so long, I almost fall asleep.
21:14It's jet lag.
21:16Yes, of course.
21:16Now, aside from you, what is Serbia famous for?
21:19It is famous for war.
21:22War, yes.
21:23Big, big Balkan war.
21:25Yes.
21:25They call Jelena number one BBW in all of Serbia.
21:29What is BBW?
21:30It's beautiful Balkan war survival.
21:34Yes.
21:37Well, we're not going to have a war here at the Snatch Game.
21:40Are you ready to play, everybody?
21:41Of course.
21:42All right.
21:43Here we go.
21:44Leif, here is your question.
21:47Lady Bunny was the first drag queen to go green.
21:50She's been recycling her blank for years.
21:54Celebrities, go ahead and write your answer down.
21:57All right, so Leif, what say you?
21:58Well, she's a comedy queen, so recycling her jokes.
22:01That's a great answer!
22:03And you know what?
22:04It's true.
22:06Let's go to our celebrities and find out if you got a match, okay?
22:09Patti LuPone.
22:10Now, have you met Lady Bunny Patti LuPone?
22:12You know, I've met Lady Bunny so many times since the 80s.
22:14I wrote that Lady Bunny's been recycling her diseases for years.
22:19If it's not diseases, we're looking for jokes, Patti LuPone.
22:21Let's move on down to Amelia Earhart.
22:24What say you?
22:25Before I started my flight across the Atlantic, I went green myself.
22:29Really?
22:30Yes, and I recycled my own gas.
22:33You recycled your own gas.
22:34Are you talking about fuel?
22:36Fuel, of course.
22:37Maybe that's why, you know, I've had some flight difficulties.
22:40Haven't we all?
22:42Let's move on down.
22:44We're looking for jokes.
22:46Dr. Jane Goodall, what say you?
22:48Well, we must protect our future generation.
22:50We must protect the planet.
22:51So, I wrote silicone, because just like plastic and paper, silicone is also recyclable.
22:58We must all do our recycling.
22:59I think Dr. Jane Goodall is on a different program.
23:03Let's move on down to Serbian superstar, Jelena.
23:07Excuse me.
23:08I'm a little distracted by beautiful shiny breasts over there.
23:13Jelena's tuck is popping.
23:14Excuse me.
23:15I say injectable Z-grade silicone that is in Jelena's body.
23:19And I think I say same answer as, she reminds me of my deceased babushka.
23:26Did you say deceased or diseased?
23:28Both.
23:30Plain is hilarious.
23:32She is really weaponizing her Slavic upbringing.
23:35Jelena and I used to date back in the day.
23:37No, it's not true.
23:38You are a very ugly man.
23:40I would never.
23:42I would never touch her.
23:46Let's move on to the gold tooth fairy.
23:49Lady Bunny, she's been recycling her jokes for years.
23:53What say you, gold tooth fairy?
23:55You know, I've heard of her.
23:56She's a great businesswoman, but she's still poor.
23:58However, I've heard she's recycling her dollar bills.
24:02Okay.
24:03Yeah.
24:04What do you do with your dollar bills?
24:05You know, I put them in a piggy bank.
24:07Uh-huh.
24:08Yes.
24:09And then when I need another tooth, I break it.
24:11You keep your dollar bills mixed with your teeth?
24:14Uh, no.
24:16And I said I didn't know what direction I was going.
24:20The tsunami?
24:22I don't understand this character.
24:23I'm sorry.
24:24Are you ready to play, JP?
24:26I'm so ready.
24:27Okay.
24:28Carson Kressley moonlights as a magician.
24:30But instead of pulling a rabbit out of his hat,
24:33he pulls a rabbit out of his blank.
24:37Celebrities, you go ahead and write your answers.
24:40So, JP, Carson Kressley pulls a rabbit out of his...
24:44Birkin bag.
24:45Birkin bag!
24:47Let's go to our celebrities.
24:48Let's start with James Brown, the godfather of soul.
24:51What say you?
24:52Every time I see Carson Kressley, he's wearing some fancy shoes.
24:55So, I always say he was wearing his dancing shoes.
24:58He pulled a rabbit out of his dancing shoes.
25:00Do you have your dancing shoes on?
25:01Hey, I got my dancing shoes.
25:03Those dancing shoes look a lot like your character shoes that you wore last week.
25:07My character shoes?
25:08The character shoes that you wore.
25:09I ain't got no character shoes.
25:10My name is James Brown.
25:12Last time I met you was 1969.
25:15You're telling me you see me in character shoes?
25:17Oh, you're wearing character shoes?
25:20Uh-uh, it wasn't me.
25:22Grandpa is killing it over there.
25:24Let's move on down to Anna Delvey.
25:27I wrote down Birkin bag as well.
25:30Oh!
25:31Oh, wait a minute.
25:31Oh, you crossed out the top there.
25:33No, you don't see nothing there.
25:34Let's check with the judges.
25:36Do you need more money?
25:37No, unfortunately, the judges have deemed that answer fraudulent.
25:42All right, Jaquita Carson Kressley moonlight as a magician.
25:45He pulls a rabbit out of his blank.
25:47What do you say?
25:47Kiss me!
25:48Oh, Jaquita, it had to be said.
25:53Miss Maya is pulling it off on Snatch Game out of all challenges.
25:58This is when you turn it on.
26:01Dr. Jane Goodall, we are looking for Birkin bag.
26:04What do you say?
26:04Well, I would like to introduce Mariah Greybeard.
26:10I think she would like to answer for me, would you not?
26:16The banana's rotting.
26:17I think we wrote banana bag.
26:20Did you write that really?
26:22Yes!
26:23Bitch!
26:24That's a match!
26:25I have to be honest.
26:27I thought I was here to give a talk.
26:29Oh, no, you're not.
26:30Okay, well.
26:31Now, this one's for Leith.
26:33Michelle Visage is rebooting the Golden Girls.
26:35The theme song is, thank you for being a blank.
26:39Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.
26:41All right, Leith.
26:42Thank you for being a...
26:44Beard.
26:45A beard!
26:46Let's go to our celebrities and see if we have a match.
26:49Let's go to Meghan McCain.
26:51Well, did you know I can do a 360 handstand on a keg?
26:54We used to do them on the National Mall, but we started having to pay people off so they wouldn't
26:57tell.
26:57Oh, okay.
26:59And you bring that up.
27:00Why?
27:00Well, because I think we should all be God-honoring members of society.
27:02If you pay people not to tell others your secrets, then you can always live by the Golden Rule.
27:09James Brown, what's your answer?
27:12Oh, wait.
27:12Oh, he's got...
27:13The show is over.
27:14Is he finished?
27:15Oh!
27:16Oh!
27:17Oh!
27:18Hey!
27:19James Brown!
27:19I'm here!
27:20Y'all ready?
27:21Yes!
27:22We're looking for a beard.
27:23Now, let me tell you something.
27:25Michelle Visage is one hot, sexy thing.
27:27So that's it.
27:27Thank you for being a hot, sexy thing!
27:31Thank you for...
27:33Let's move on down to Anna Delvey.
27:36So, you know, sitting next to this, um, you know, person, she inspired this answer.
27:41I wrote, a broke, stupid, ugly, fake whore who's dumb and poor-looking.
27:45I'll drink to that.
27:47My girl, Anna Delvey, is kind of cringy.
27:52Cousin Chiquita, what did you write down?
27:54We're looking for beer.
27:55The baddest bitch.
27:56Ow!
27:57Thank you for being the baddest bitch.
27:59Yes.
27:59Like my cousin Trina said.
28:02Okay.
28:03Yelena, are you familiar with Michelle Visage?
28:06Yes.
28:07Michelle Visage is a beautiful, dignified American woman who donated me her removed breast implants.
28:15Oh, they found a lovely home.
28:17Now we are looking for beard.
28:19Golden Girls is brand new in Serbia.
28:22Okay.
28:23And I don't know direct translation.
28:25I think it translates to thank you for being comrade.
28:29Yes.
28:31Uh-oh.
28:33That buzzer means we are out of time.
28:36And the winner is non-gary ice cream.
28:40Cause ain't nobody got time for lactose.
28:43Until next time, keep snatching with the stars.
28:47Goodnight everybody.
28:54Oh shit.
28:55Oh.
28:55Ay.
28:56Not good today.
28:58Not good.
28:59Today is annihilation day.
29:01I think some girls are impressed about how Snatch Game went.
29:04And it could go any fucking way.
29:06But another bitch gone.
29:07Let's go.
29:07Let's go.
29:09Knock him down.
29:10How are you feeling about Snatch Game?
29:12I feel like I did good.
29:13I don't feel like I flopped or sunk.
29:16You know?
29:17So.
29:18What?
29:18You think otherwise?
29:20I just, I think that you're very optimistic and I love that about you.
29:25You weren't in the top for me.
29:27Yeah, for sure.
29:28And I'm not even sure if you're in the middle for me either.
29:30Ooh.
29:31No, don't put that energy out there.
29:33What are you doing?
29:34I hope I didn't bomb that bad.
29:37Okay.
29:38I'm gonna keep telling myself that I didn't.
29:40That's right, girl.
29:41I am aggressively optimistic.
29:43I love aggressive optimism.
29:44I'm gonna be on the van, leave it, talk about, I don't know what y'all saw.
29:47But I don't know what y'all saw.
29:52I think there's a tsunami coming for a tsunami.
29:54And I hope and pray that FEMA comes and rescues her.
29:57And the FEMA's name is Plain J.
30:02I feel like it's, it's really a toss up as to who is going to be on the bottom this
30:06week.
30:06If you wanted to ever give your passion to someone.
30:09I get that.
30:11If you could have just a thought about it.
30:13The fact that I'm pleading to her, oh my God.
30:16As much as I hate doing it, I am gonna massage her feet, shave her back.
30:22I have been thinking about it and you are my sister and I do want you to stay.
30:25But I don't think you're gonna need it this week.
30:28I'm really only saying that morphine is nothing to worry about to kind of get her off my back.
30:34If there's anybody that should be sucking up to you, it should be Nymphia.
30:38I will.
30:38Do you guys really feel like that?
30:39I will.
30:40Y'all can speak louder, I already know.
30:42It's gonna come down to the runways, y'all.
30:43So you're saying we can all look like shit today?
30:46Yay!
30:48Today.
30:48Oh, thank you.
30:49What a way to campaign for your immunity, bitch.
30:53Plain.
30:53I just really think as a week two sister, I know you don't want to see me go.
31:01Come on, please, Jane.
31:04I don't, I, sister, I think you'll be okay without the immunity this week.
31:07I really do, I trust you.
31:08What if I go?
31:09Then you go.
31:09You won't know, sister.
31:11You'll live in regret.
31:12I'm putting my faith in your charisma, uniqueness, your nerve and your talent, sister.
31:19Oh, damn, I felt like I was getting suffocated there.
31:23Nymphia.
31:24Yes.
31:25What's the queer culture like in Taiwan?
31:27Taiwan was the first country in Asia to approve gay marriage.
31:30So like it's very gay rights yay.
31:33So it's great.
31:34I know that there's like a queer scene and a drag scene in Russia too, but it definitely
31:37has to be.
31:38It's very secluded now.
31:39It is.
31:39Yeah.
31:40It's like illegal.
31:42It's not necessarily illegal to be gay there, but there are no laws to protect against violence.
31:47Even though Russia is where the entirety of my family comes from, my parents, my grandparents,
31:52et cetera, I can't go back there and I probably won't be able to go back to Russia for a
31:57very,
31:57very long time.
31:58I would really like to be able to go to Russia.
32:00I would love to see where it is that I'm from.
32:04In Russian culture, generally, the grandma is like the pillar.
32:07The pillar, right.
32:08My babushka was like a second mother to me.
32:12I was always an insecure kid and she was always my biggest cheerleader.
32:18My relationship with my grandma was very special.
32:21I feel like she was the shadiest bitch of them all.
32:23Is that where you get it from?
32:25Absolutely, honey.
32:25That's why I would read a bitch.
32:27Because my grandma was, you know, she was ruthless, but she was funny.
32:31She did pass before I started drag.
32:33I just wish that she could have been here to see me.
32:36The love that I felt from my grandma, I'm never going to experience that kind of love again.
32:41She would be reading these other bitches and telling me that I'm number one.
32:45I come from a different background.
32:47My dad was a trainer for the UFC.
32:49Oh shit.
32:50My dad is Saul Solis.
32:52He is known as the godfather of Texas MMA.
32:55When he found out I was gay, he was very not happy.
32:58Whoa.
32:58We didn't talk for a while because he had like so many things to say and they weren't,
33:03I support you.
33:04He did not like that I did drag and told my mom that the worst thing that a father could
33:09hear about their child is that their son is gay.
33:10And my mom said, well, you need to get your priorities straight because the worst thing I could hear about
33:13my son is that he's dead.
33:14I was like, if you have a problem with me, I will give you the opportunity to see how it
33:19is to not be around me.
33:21I won't talk to you.
33:22I won't call you.
33:23I won't come around for a good long time.
33:27He came and saw me in May at a show for the first time and you couldn't take the smile
33:33off his face.
33:34Oh wow.
33:34And it was just so freaking amazing to see him so excited about what I was doing.
33:39He even asked, he said, why aren't you on that dragway show?
33:41I am not my dad's biological son, but he chose to raise me that way.
33:46He never said, this is my stepson.
33:48He said, this is my son.
33:49And that love stays with me every day because we can choose how we love and who we love.
33:55You know, when he died, he died of COVID.
33:57He called me before he went on the ventilator and I was asleep.
34:01Oh, you missed the call.
34:02I missed the call.
34:03Oh my God.
34:04And there's like one thing that I'm really like sad about.
34:08It's because I didn't get to hear, like talk to him and tell him like how much I really like
34:14love him.
34:15He was like my best friend when I was a baby.
34:17I used to go everywhere with him.
34:20The one thing that makes me so sad is that I never got that much time with my dad after
34:24we made up and he saw what drag could be.
34:30Can we all give you a hug?
34:33Every day there's something I want to say to my dad.
34:36I love you.
34:57Have a girl.
34:58Put the face in your walk.
35:01Head to toe.
35:02Let your whole body talk.
35:04Mama.
35:05Mama.
35:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
35:09The often impersonated but never constipated Michelle Visage.
35:14Ru, that's why I'm the regular judge.
35:19Style superstar Carson Kressley.
35:21Now has anybody ever impersonated you?
35:24Oh, actually, yes.
35:25Someone stole my identity once.
35:27We ended up dating.
35:28We had so much in common.
35:30Same address, same height, same hair color.
35:34Same credit score.
35:35And she is a true original.
35:37The marvelous Kara Sedgwick is here.
35:40Hello.
35:41Welcome.
35:42Thank you so much.
35:43It's so exciting to be here.
35:45My whole family, we are all huge fans of drag.
35:49Well, let's see if they're still huge fans after your performance tonight.
35:52Oh, my God.
35:54Yes, indeed.
35:55This week, we challenged our queens to make us laugh in the Snatch Game.
36:00And tonight on the runway, category is Dancing Queen.
36:04Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
36:10Category is Dancing Queen.
36:13Up first, Q, serving the robot.
36:17Robots are taking everybody's jobs now.
36:19AI.
36:19I'm giving the judges complete robot.
36:22I'm walking like a robot, I'm dancing like a robot, or I'm just like dancing like myself.
36:28In the future, robots will dance like white folks.
36:35Tsunami Muse, serving salsa.
36:38Oh, it's hips and salsa.
36:40I grew up dancing salsa with my mom and my dad.
36:42When I was a kid, they would put my feet on top of their feet, and then they would just
36:45do the moves.
36:46It's in my blood.
36:47I am having such a blast.
36:49This salsa's from New York City.
36:51New York City?
36:53Ha, ha, ha!
36:54Nymphia Wynn, serving Japanese Butoh.
36:57Oh, my goodness.
36:59Wow.
37:00Butoh is a traditional Japanese dance formed after World War II.
37:04It was a contrast to ballet, essentially, where Butoh was trying to go into more the depths of their dark
37:09souls
37:10through their facial expression, which was very twisted, and their body movements, which was really slow.
37:16I love these faces.
37:17One day fashion, the next day potpourri.
37:20Ha, ha, ha!
37:21Dawn, serving polka.
37:24Polka?
37:24I didn't even know of.
37:26Ha, ha, ha!
37:26My grandparents grew up doing polka dancing, so we have a big skirt.
37:30It looks gorgeous when I spin.
37:32We're giving Strudel the Yassified version, okay?
37:36And one, and two, and...
37:38Where's Lawrence Welk when you need him?
37:40Ha, ha, ha, ha!
37:41Safira, serving Drag U Majorette.
37:44Yeah, come on, Drumline!
37:45Drag U!
37:47Bitch, don't make me Drag U!
37:49Ha, ha, ha, ha!
37:50I am storming the runway in the Drag U colors.
37:54And for the children who don't know, Drag U is a spin-off of Drag Race, where Drag Race alumni
37:58make over cis women and help them find their inner drag queen.
38:01Geez, those kicks!
38:03I want to represent my black sisters.
38:05They are the inspiration for everything that is sickening in this world.
38:08Hey!
38:10Plasma, serving tap.
38:11If the BFA wasn't showing already, then it sure is today, because I am doing musical theater tap dance.
38:17These taps are not dubbed.
38:18I am legitimately tap dancing.
38:20It's Danny Kaye as Vera Ellen in White Christmas.
38:23That is it!
38:25Ha, ha, ha, ha!
38:25Give us the time step.
38:26I'd tap that.
38:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
38:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
38:48I'm a huge fan of Spanish culture.
38:50I'm such a fan of Rosalia.
38:52And I love charro.
38:53I just feel so stunning tonight.
38:55You know, there's a pill now for restless leg syndrome.
38:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
39:00Maya, serving 90's hip hop.
39:02It's like ketchup and mustard had a baby with a pirate.
39:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
39:08My dancing inspiration is Destiny's Child, TLC, SWV, all these girl groups that I grew up on.
39:15And I am on this runway feeling it.
39:17Oh, I love them all at Christmas in the front, party in the back.
39:20Mary Gay Blige.
39:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
39:23It's Plain Jane, serving Latin ballroom.
39:27Oh, there's no ballroom in this outfit.
39:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
39:30As a kid, I was a Latin ballroom dancer.
39:33And now I get to flip the gender roles of that around to be the beautiful Latin ballroom dancing cunt.
39:41Oh, I think she thinks I'm her dance partner because her outfits match.
39:45I do.
39:46Oh, yes.
39:46Yeah.
39:47Why y'all gagging?
39:48So she bring it to you every ballroom.
39:53Welcome, queens.
39:54I've made some decisions.
39:57But first, Plain Jane, do you wish to use your immunity potion for yourself or for one of your fellow
40:04queens?
40:06You know, Ru, some of my sisters were feeling a little thirsty this week, but I believe in their talents
40:13and I'm going to be saving this for a rainy day.
40:15I see.
40:17When I call your name, please step forward.
40:21Cue.
40:22Dawn.
40:24Plasma.
40:26Ladies, you are all safe.
40:30You may leave the stage.
40:36Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:39Up first, Tsunami Muse.
40:41You had a really good idea, but it went nowhere.
40:44It just literally was like no character and just talking.
40:48It was a little hard to sort of find what you were going for, but I love the elegance of
40:54your outfit.
40:54It's beautiful.
40:55And how you easily stepped into that salsa.
40:58Just beautiful.
40:58You know what you're doing.
41:00And that's what we were looking for in the Snatch Game.
41:03Up next, it's Nymphia Wynn.
41:06If you were impersonating Jane Goodall, it would have been fine, but this is supposed to be spoofy and funny
41:11and it was giving us PBS vibes.
41:13There was no monkey business.
41:15Very bad.
41:15But this, wow, wow, wow, this makeup is exquisite.
41:21The Boutro dance that you did, all of it was beautiful.
41:24I have to say, I'm blown away by your imagination and your artistry.
41:28Every time you've stepped on this runway, it is really well thought out, beautiful, and actually that's part of the
41:34problem with the Jane Goodall.
41:37You're so cerebral that it doesn't allow the rest of us in.
41:40I think that's just how I'm like, I'm just innately very shy.
41:43When I have to really reveal myself, I'm like, do I have to?
41:48I get it.
41:48But you know, the way the audience gets to fall in love with you is through those places that are
41:53imperfect.
41:54Give me the burnt edges, bitch, because I like my toes burnt.
41:59Up next, it's Safira.
42:01My new favorite game in this competition is to spot how Safira tries to camouflage her dancing shoes.
42:12She got covers on them biscuits.
42:14Drag you.
42:15I love that it was a nod to drag you.
42:16You look gorgeous.
42:17I love your hair like that.
42:19This is right.
42:20Overwhelmingly, both your James Brown and your majorette, you're having a great time.
42:25And because you're having a great time, we're having a great time.
42:28And that is the purpose of entertainment.
42:30And I felt like you even went head to head a couple of times with Rue, which I also thought
42:34was ballsy and amazing.
42:35I think so. Bravo.
42:37Up next, Morphine.
42:38I just loved your flamenco so much.
42:41I mean, I just thought it was so stunning.
42:43Anna Delvey.
42:44We weren't buying into the Anna Delvey Foundation.
42:47That's a hard character because even her accent in the show is inconsistent because she was making it up.
42:52Listen, the accent was horrible.
42:54It was all over the place.
42:55But that's funny.
42:55If you played that up, you know, it made it even worse and had a point of view.
42:59There was no real point of view.
43:00It was boring.
43:01And you don't want to be boring in the Snatch Game.
43:03Up next, Maya Iman LaPage.
43:07Also known as Trina's cousin, Shaquita.
43:09Hey, yo.
43:10You killed it.
43:11I was so proud of you.
43:13You made a character.
43:14She was a bit one note.
43:15But what I loved about her is that you stayed committed.
43:18This look, what you did so successfully, is the presentation.
43:22And that sold the look for me.
43:23Girl, I am so proud of you.
43:26Because you have followed the direction.
43:29You have let your child come out to play.
43:31And this will serve you not only in this competition, but throughout your life.
43:35Up next, it's playing Jane.
43:37Let's talk about Jelena Kjelushka.
43:40She is the Serbian Lady Gaga.
43:42Oh, I didn't know that.
43:43Wait, she's a real person?
43:44Mm-hmm.
43:44Oh, my God, I thought you made her up.
43:45No, no, she's real.
43:47You leaned into it.
43:48It was a very smart choice.
43:49You had a big, giant laugh from Rue.
43:51You were purported to have been dating Anna Delvey.
43:54And you said, no, I would not date her.
43:55She's an ugly man.
43:56That was funny.
43:57See?
43:58Ah!
43:58That's good material.
43:59Your Latin ballroom look, you look absolutely beautiful.
44:02I like the lock steps and bachicadas.
44:04I would have wanted you to take it way further.
44:06Because they are ridiculous.
44:09If you want to see drag, watch a Latin ballroom competition.
44:12You will see drag.
44:15Nonetheless, great snatch game.
44:17Thank you, Queens.
44:19I think we've heard enough.
44:20While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
44:25Just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
44:28Let's start with Tsunami Muse.
44:31Brilliant idea with the gold tooth fairy.
44:33The thing is, she absolutely didn't know where to go with it.
44:36When I can't find the character in Snatch Game, then I'm really in trouble.
44:39But I did love the outfit and I loved her dancing.
44:43All right, let's move on down to Nymphia.
44:44When I saw that she was doing Dr. Jane Goodall, I was like, oh, this could be funny.
44:48She could really have a monkey of a time with this one.
44:51She did not execute it very well.
44:53Actually, she executed.
44:54She just killed it dead.
44:56Yeah.
44:56But her buta Japanese dance, gorgeous.
44:59It had this Mrs. Haversham decaying look to it.
45:02Safira.
45:03Hey, James Brown.
45:06I absolutely loved her choice.
45:09I loved her jokes.
45:10What I love most is how free she was with the character.
45:12I love James Brown so much.
45:14Listen, I wish Safira could have gone further with it.
45:17But I was satisfied that someone had the guts to do it.
45:20Dancing Queen majorette for Drag U shows reverence for the history of this program.
45:24She has fun with it.
45:25And that's what drag is all about.
45:28All right, let's move on down to Morphine.
45:29When she did her Snatch Game, I thought, am I on Morphine right now?
45:33No, but she was.
45:34She's getting very sleepy.
45:34I think there was opportunity for more comedy.
45:37You can't make that shit up, you know?
45:39Even though I'm sure I know people like that.
45:42But on the runway, I thought she looked beautiful.
45:45Her paint tonight, that face was sitting.
45:48Maya.
45:49On the runway, we all knew exactly who she was, where she was.
45:52We probably could even hear a song in our head.
45:55They don't know that much about Trina, but now I'm in love with her cousin.
45:58It was the first time where we got to know Maya.
46:01And she was having fun.
46:03And that's what Snatch Game is all about.
46:05Let's move on down to Plain Jane.
46:07She always had an answer for you because she was living it.
46:09So she didn't have to rely on planted bits.
46:12She had really sussed that character out so that I could have thrown anything at her.
46:16And she was prepared to answer.
46:18That's why I thought she made her up.
46:19That's right, yes.
46:20Right.
46:20I thought her dance was beautiful but tame.
46:23But she just looked so beautiful that it was hard to fault her.
46:27So, Kira, what character would you do on the Snatch Game?
46:30Um, Madeline Kahn.
46:32Oh, my God.
46:33I've been with thousands of men.
46:36Again and again.
46:37They promise the moon.
46:39They keep on coming and going and going and coming.
46:44And always too sweet.
46:47Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
46:50All right.
46:51Silence.
46:52I've made my decision.
46:54Bring back my ghost.
46:58Welcome back, ladies.
47:00I've made some decisions.
47:03Sapira.
47:04This week, you made the judges feel good.
47:08Ah!
47:09You're safe.
47:12Oh, God.
47:14What is my one?
47:16I would share.
47:18Plain Jane, this week, you get a BBW.
47:23A big, beautiful win.
47:26Condragulations.
47:27You're the winner of this week's challenge.
47:33And you've won a cash prize of $5,000.
47:35Thank you, RuPaul.
47:38Yes.
47:39Oh, my God.
47:41I won the Snatch Game.
47:43Ah!
47:44Oh, my fucking bitch.
47:45Maya Amon.
47:48Maya Amon.
47:48This week, you turned the page, girl.
47:53Keep it up.
47:54You are safe.
47:59Tsunami Muse.
48:00Tonight, your salsa was spicy.
48:03But your Snatch Game gave us a golden toothache.
48:08Nymphia Wynn.
48:10Your runway look was perfection.
48:13But your Jane Goodall wasn't good at all.
48:19Morphine.
48:20Tonight, you came painted for the gods.
48:23But you had trouble reinventing Anna.
48:30Nymphia Wynn.
48:32You are safe.
48:36You may join the other girls.
48:38Thank you, Ru.
48:45Tsunami and morphine.
48:48I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
48:52I am shocked that Tsunami and I are in the bottom.
48:57This is, like, this is hard, bitch.
49:01This is not only my good Judy, but this has been my best friend,
49:04my rock this entire competition.
49:05And I have to lip sync against her.
49:09The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
49:20It sucks to be lip syncing against my sister, but we're in this together till the end, and we catch
49:26a glimpse of each other.
49:27And in that moment, we're like, baby, let's give them a show.
49:29Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:36Woo!
49:41Hey, yeah!
49:44I've been in love and lost my senses
49:48Spinning through the town
49:52Soon or later the fever ends
49:55And I'll find a feeling down
49:59I need a man to take a chance
50:02On a love that burns hard enough to last
50:06So when the night falls
50:09My lonely heart falls
50:12Oh, I want to dance with somebody
50:15I want to be with you
50:18I want to dance with somebody
50:23With somebody who loves me
50:26Somebody, somebody who
50:29You hold me down
50:32I need a man to take a chance
50:37So now we and I start dancing together
50:39And it's just bringing me so much joy
50:41We are just trying to make the best
50:43Of a really bad situation
50:44My lonely heart falls
50:48Oh, I want to dance with somebody
50:50I want to be looking with somebody
50:54Yeah, I want to dance with somebody
50:59With somebody who loves me
51:27Ladies, I've made my decision
51:36Morphine
51:36Jante, you stay
51:40You may join the other girls
51:42Thank you
51:52Attention world
51:53Seek higher ground
51:56A tsunami is coming
51:58Now, sashay away
52:01Thank you
52:03You've forever changed my life
52:13Don't cry because I left
52:15Celebrate because I exist
52:17Bye
52:23I'm going out gracefully and beautifully
52:25I'm going to take my L
52:27But I definitely wish
52:28I would have been able to stay longer
52:29Because I wanted to show my look
52:30They're fine
52:31I didn't even show my best shit
52:33All of these girls
52:34They definitely have a spot in my heart
52:36And I had an incredible amount of fun
52:38I'm a real girl now, bitch
52:47Conjagulations, queens
52:47And remember
52:48If you cannot love yourself
52:51How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:53Answer me that
52:53How much for one rib?
52:57All right
52:57Now let the music play