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00:07Girl, we are back in the workroom and Malaysia has been eliminated.
00:11I've lost one of the closest people to me in the competition.
00:13She's like the true definition of a sister.
00:15We loved, we fought, but at the end of the day, we still kikied and we cut the fuck up.
00:19Remain humble, the fattest and the baddest from Miami, Malaysia baby doll fox.
00:25Baby doll, baby doll, baby doll.
00:26Miss Selena, how are you feeling?
00:28So before, I was only in the bottom because like design challenges, so I was only in
00:31the designs, you know, but now I'm officially a bottom bitch and like I didn't come into
00:35here thinking that I was going to be past.
00:37Bitch, this is my first time in the bottom and I thought I was going to be the one lip
00:39syncing.
00:40So like, you guys should get off and just keep going.
00:42I don't think I did that bad last week.
00:45Oh, bitch, that was quick.
00:46She knows her way around cleaning the mirror at this point.
00:48I don't feel like the girls see me as competition because I've been in the bottom so much.
00:52But listen, I've allowed my light to be dimmed up until this point, but baby, not no more.
00:56No more Mrs. Nice as Diddy, okay?
00:58She's coming out to play.
00:59Let's go, bitches.
01:01Congratulations, Auntie, on your third win, babe.
01:04You got it together.
01:04Third win.
01:05Three Maxi challenge wins.
01:07Three Maxi challenge wins.
01:07Three Maxi, I mean, I really felt like y'all were like going to be ahead of me.
01:10How do you all feel?
01:11I'm surprised.
01:13Yeah.
01:13I really expected to win.
01:16Are we that shocked Lucy thinks she should win every week?
01:20I'm definitely seeing me being this close to a win as like, okay, but you have to get
01:24the win next time.
01:25I hear the judges telling me that I have what it takes to go all the way.
01:29I'm like right behind Sasha, who is technically the front runner, but I think I'm the front
01:34runner in terms of charisma, unique, discernment, talent.
01:37So statistically, I want to be in second place, but I'm always going to be in first place
01:42up here.
01:43How about we get out of drag?
01:46But don't get too comfy because the queen is coming for her crown.
01:49Yes, God.
01:49Yes, I am.
01:54I'm sure Lucy and Lux have the most fire under their asses because they were both on the
01:59top and they both felt like they should have won.
02:01And they smell blood in the water and it's three girls away from the final four.
02:07Like that's crazy motivation for all of us.
02:10It's on.
02:12Is that Joey J?
02:15I'm a gay advocate.
02:16I'm Joey J.
02:20The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
02:25cosmetics and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000 served by Cash App with extra special
02:32guest judge, Ally Wong.
02:34RuPaul's Drag Race is the best drag queen win, drag queen win.
02:42Oh, not Kelly Michelle.
02:45It is a new day in the workroom.
02:47We are in top seven, which is something I never thought I'd be able to say.
02:51That's not true.
02:52That's a big lie that I just told, so I'm going to do it again.
02:55Kelly and Michelle.
02:56Oh my God.
02:57You're wearing more makeup than Marsha.
02:59Shut up.
03:00Ha ha ha ha.
03:01Marsha doesn't wear any makeup.
03:03Woo.
03:05Beyonce looks are really fun.
03:06I loved mine.
03:07Yeah.
03:07It was so sickening.
03:09It was so sickening.
03:09I loved wearing my look.
03:10I felt really, really beautiful in it.
03:11Why weren't you pregnant though?
03:14She wasn't very far along when she announced her pregnancy.
03:17You could see the bump on the red carpet, the orange dress, and you could see it in the
03:20performance.
03:20I feel like you're insulting me right now.
03:23I'm not insulting her because she actually was pregnant.
03:25I'm insulting you because you had a corset on.
03:28Literally Googled the performance.
03:29She was rubbing her baby bump.
03:31Um, yeah, but Beyonce has body, body, body, so I wanted to get body, body, body.
03:35And belly bump.
03:35But you didn't have body on either.
03:37You didn't have Beyonce body.
03:39I had Beyonce body on.
03:40Like the luxe version of the Beyonce body.
03:42Yeah.
03:43So why can't I do Lucy version of Beyonce body?
03:44Because I feel like if you're pregnant, you should be pregnant.
03:47I'm just like, let the unraveling begin.
03:51But she wasn't showing in her pregnancy.
03:54You could go back and look.
03:55I don't have to because I know.
03:56I know too because I did the look.
03:58I came in second last week.
03:59She didn't.
04:01So I don't really understand why she's trying to sort of read me.
04:04But we all know the deal.
04:06Talent gets you to the finale.
04:09Not mind games.
04:11Woo!
04:12Woo!
04:12Thank you!
04:13Gina, I read it ahead of her.
04:15Yeah.
04:17My queens.
04:18Ah!
04:18Pardon my French and Saunders.
04:21But the key and appeal to making comedy is to know when to cheech and when to chomp.
04:27Now go back to Broad City where you belong.
04:30Oh my God.
04:31The definitely duos.
04:32Comedy duos.
04:33Comedy TV show.
04:34Hello, hello, hello.
04:36She's Miss Harley Queen.
04:38Ladykins.
04:39Ladykins.
04:40America's next drag superstar needs to have all the right moves.
04:44So, for today's mini challenge, we're going to celebrate a queer art form.
04:50Yes.
04:51Yes.
04:51Yes.
04:52We are throwing ourselves a Harlem Vogue ball, darling.
04:58I am looking for popping, dipping, and spinning shablam.
05:03There.
05:03All of it, darlings.
05:05You've got 15 minutes to get into quick voguing drag.
05:09So, don't just stand there.
05:11Let's get to it.
05:12Dev drop.
05:14I have nothing to wear for this challenge.
05:17Ha ha.
05:19Nipple ring.
05:23Calling all the up and coming children.
05:27Category is, I'm so into voguing right now.
05:32DJ, hit it.
05:34From the house of East Orange, Lux Noir London.
05:39Woo.
05:40Yeah.
05:40That'll work.
05:43Fake, fake, fake.
05:44Serving fake.
05:46Hey.
05:47Hey.
05:49From the Casa La Duca, Lucy La Duca.
05:52No foam here.
05:55I'm just kidding.
05:56Lucy's been saying the whole competition, I got tricks.
05:58I got tricks.
06:00Oh.
06:01Baby, she pulled out a cartwheel.
06:03Ha ha.
06:04Butch queen realness.
06:06Ha ha ha.
06:08Ha ha ha.
06:08Ha ha ha.
06:10From the house of East Harris, Selena.
06:13Hey.
06:14Oh.
06:16Oh.
06:17Oh.
06:18Oh my God.
06:18Selena is like flopping side to side.
06:21Someone's going to get hit.
06:22What is happening?
06:24Banshee girl realness.
06:26From the Brady dynasty, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
06:30Oh.
06:31Woo.
06:32Woo.
06:32Woo.
06:33Yes.
06:34All of New York is wrapped up in you, darling.
06:37From the Colby Carrington dynasty, Sasha Colby.
06:42Ophelin's...
06:43Yo.
06:44You own every bitch.
06:48Miss Brooks Brooks.
06:53Woo!
06:54Woo!
06:54Yeah, all right.
07:01Web's is in session with our Miss Brooks.
07:08Yes, babe!
07:09Come on!
07:10Come on!
07:12I guess she forgot to shave.
07:16Put it on, babe!
07:18Don't beat that one, babe!
07:27Miracle.
07:31From the house of You Better Walk That Fucking Duck, Anitra!
07:38Put the bass in that duck walk.
07:41Yes!
07:42Yes!
07:48Oh!
07:51Oh, my God!
07:53Oh, my God!
07:58Category closed.
08:00Category is closed.
08:02Wow!
08:03Oh!
08:06Okay, queens.
08:07I saw stars and statements.
08:10But one of you was a legend.
08:13Oh, pit crew!
08:19Careful, you're gonna put somebody's eyes out with that thing.
08:22I wish you would.
08:23The winner of today's mini-challenge, snatching the grand prize trophy, is...
08:31Anitra!
08:36Condragulation.
08:37You've won a cash prize of 2,500 ghoulos.
08:44Oh!
08:45Oh, no!
08:46My queens.
08:48Drag reminds us to not take life too seriously.
08:52So, for today's maxi challenge, Bubbly wants us all to crack a smile.
08:58Because you'll be performing stand-up in front of a live audience at the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
09:04Big sister.
09:06Now, I wouldn't consider myself a stand-up comic, but I do love some sit-down comedy.
09:13It's too funny.
09:15Oh, pit crew!
09:18I'm parched.
09:19What you got in that trunk?
09:22Oh!
09:22Now, to randomly...
09:27...is cooler.
09:29And pull out a can of bubbly sparkling water.
09:32Alright, up first, Sasha Colby, come pick your bubbly drink.
09:36No peeking!
09:39Sasha has mango.
09:41Up next, it's Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
09:43Oh!
09:45Marsha has blackberry.
09:49Oh!
09:50Ooh, Lucy got lime.
09:51Luxe, Nora, London.
09:55Luxe, you've got lime.
09:57That means you're with Lucy.
09:59I feel like Lucy may struggle with this, being with Luxe.
10:02Oh, my God!
10:03Weren't they fighting this morning?
10:06And they're together!
10:11Selina Edithi's.
10:14Selina got cherry.
10:16Anitra, you got mango.
10:19That means you are with Sasha.
10:21Mistress, pick your poison.
10:23I am praying to the drag gods that I will be with a good team this time, bitch.
10:27I am ready for my redemption era.
10:30Mistress got blackberry, so she is with Marsha.
10:34Oh, my bestie!
10:36Now, Selina, you alone have cherry.
10:39You have a choice.
10:41You can choose to perform solo, or you can steal a partner from one of the paired queens.
10:50Ooh.
10:52There is a positive and a very big negative to going solo in this challenge.
10:57On one hand, I can really impress them and, like, get a redemption.
11:01On the other, it can go south and it's no one's fault but my own.
11:04So, Selina, what say you?
11:07I'll steal a queen.
11:11Two titties are better than one tittie.
11:13All right. Which queen do you choose to steal?
11:17I'll take mistress over here.
11:19Ooh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Sorry, bestie, I know you wanted me.
11:25That means, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, you'll be working solo, solo, solo.
11:32Ahhhh!
11:34Anitra, because you won the mini-challenge, you get to decide the order of performance.
11:39Oh.
11:40Later today, you'll workshop your material with Michelle Visage and our extra-special guest judge, comedy sensation, Ally Wong.
11:50Oh!
11:50Oh, my God.
11:53Racers.
11:54Start your engines and may the best queen win.
12:00Cheers.
12:01To me.
12:02Out of all the challenges, this is the one that I'm the most nervous about.
12:05Fuck.
12:09Oh, my God, Anitra, I love your hair today.
12:11Late on us, Earl.
12:13This week's maxi challenge is a stand-up comedy challenge.
12:17Anitra gets to pick the lineup for the comedy show.
12:20Now, this can make or break your act.
12:22If you're starting and you don't have a good act, it's really gonna bomb.
12:26And if you go last and you don't have a good act, it's really gonna bomb.
12:30All right, what's the sitch?
12:31So, opening, we have Marsha.
12:33Great.
12:34Mm-hmm.
12:34I know myself.
12:35If I were to go in the middle, I would be sitting in the chair, running it in my head
12:39over and over and over again.
12:40So, I'm really happy.
12:41I just get to, like, do it and I'm done.
12:44Next will be Lux and Lucy.
12:46Then Sasha and I.
12:47And closing, we have the divalicious divas.
12:50Okay, I'm done with it.
12:51Mistress.
12:52And Selena.
12:52What was your, like, plan of, like, yeah, what was your process of choosing us in that lineup?
12:57I don't have to tell y'all nothing if I don't want to.
13:00Ooh!
13:01We're down to seven, Haney.
13:03Thank God my Anitra tattoo was only temporary.
13:07Miss Anitra was very strategic with her lineup.
13:09Thanks, Anitra.
13:10Thanks, Tashish.
13:11Thank you, Anitra.
13:12I always prefer to be right in the middle because I think we've all been to those really, really long
13:16drag shows that seem to go on and on and on.
13:19But we are going to make the most of it.
13:22Have you ever done stand-up?
13:23I've never done stand-up, but people just say that I'm funny sometimes.
13:27I get paired with Lucy, and despite our little tip-tap at the table earlier, I know that Lucy wouldn't
13:34tell me that my bad joke is funny because we both want to win this challenge this week.
13:38I really think that the judges are looking for us to have chemistry.
13:41It could be kind of, like, roasty.
13:44I can find something to compliment about you. I can say, oh, you're looking so trim, or something like that,
13:48and we can come up with some type of a joke for you to say, like,
13:52Goddamn tapeworm gets to me every time.
13:55Okay, I'm liking this.
13:56This is Luxe Noir Paris, uh, Detroit, uh, London, London, Luxe Noir London.
14:01And this is Lucie, I mean, Lucy, you're safe. I mean, Lucy.
14:05I find it so funny that Lucy and Luxe are paired together because they are two of the thirstiest bitches
14:10left in the competition, and they both would do anything to secure that win.
14:14So this would be very interesting to see how this plays out.
14:17Some bitches have been a lot like puberty for me.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Well, like, puberty and that, um, I'm super comfortable.
14:24Marsha's over there talking to herself.
14:26You talking to yourself over there, girl?
14:27I have to.
14:28I know.
14:29Marsha, do you feel like Selena meant to put you by yourself?
14:32Let me come over. Let me talk to you.
14:34Just know I have no ill will toward you.
14:37Oh, I feel like I might have done the same thing, honestly.
14:39No, yeah.
14:40Because, you know, she's a funny bitch. Also, I get it. I totally understand.
14:44I'm a little panicked. It feels almost as if my training wheels have been taken off and I'm riding my
14:50two-wheeler for the first time.
14:52I'm either going to hit it out of the park or I'm going to flop. And I do not know
14:57which one it's going to be.
15:01I was just thinking as far as, like, maybe a layout. I could thank Lucy and Lux and then you
15:06could get a bit, however long you want, and then we could do a bunch of those canned bits.
15:13I'm sorry. Honestly, all I can think of right now is just, like, splitting migraines happening in my head.
15:19Yeah.
15:19I'm not really feeling great right now. As soon as I, like, sat down, I started to notice my vision
15:25was getting really spotty in my right eye.
15:27And it literally feels like if somebody were to just press on my forehead, my entire brain would just, like,
15:33explode.
15:34Like, how my head feels right now is how that old lady felt when the ganja was like, it's kind
15:38of like your vagina.
15:40But I don't want to, like, stop working.
15:42Yeah. Is it getting worse?
15:48I feel bad for Sasha because I'm not really as useful as I, like, normally would be.
15:53I'm going to grab an aspirin. Get your life. I'll be right back.
15:56The headache is really taking over her where she's not really coming up with anything.
15:59And this is about teamwork, so... I don't know. I'm nervous.
16:06Look who's here!
16:08Hi!
16:09It's time for me to meet with the comedy coaches Michelle Visage and Ali Wong.
16:13I love her so much. It's a little intimidating.
16:16Hi, Marsha. I'm so excited to see what you have.
16:19I have a pretty solid chunk.
16:21Solid chunk sounds like a fat stool.
16:26All right, Marsha, let's go for it.
16:27Okay, so I'm opening the show.
16:29Oh, shit. You're doing it alone and you're opening the show.
16:32The big advantage is you don't have to worry about someone else doing the same bit.
16:37Exactly.
16:37Because if they do...
16:38Yeah, I went first and they copied me.
16:41I love it.
16:42All right, Marsha, get it.
16:43We have to start with Mother RuPaul.
16:45RuPaul reminds me of Cinderella.
16:47She's beautiful.
16:47She is blonde.
16:49She always has a little raven flying around her fixing her outfits.
16:52True.
16:53And you can't forget she sat beside her two evil stepsisters.
16:56Yes, yes, yes.
16:58Ross Matthews and Carson Kressley unfortunately could not be here tonight.
17:00They were recently cast in a remake of Parent Trap.
17:05Like the other twins?
17:07Not so funny.
17:08You can think of something funnier there.
17:10Okay.
17:10Yeah.
17:10Something that doesn't make sense.
17:12Maybe going with something really serious.
17:13Like, they're in rehearsal for Death of a Salesman.
17:16Sh...
17:16Sure.
17:17They're in rehearsal for Magic Mike.
17:19That is very funny.
17:20I could see it.
17:21And then do the log line.
17:22Like, Magic Mike, they've lost the magic.
17:25The magic is gone.
17:26Magic is gone!
17:27That's the one.
17:28Oh my goodness!
17:30Look at this!
17:32Have you ever done comedy, Lux?
17:33Never, but people tell me I'm funny all the time.
17:36But looks aren't everything, Lux.
17:38Lucy, thank you very much.
17:39That was my comedy.
17:40I'll be here all week.
17:41Lucy, have you ever done stand-up?
17:43Yes, I do a lot of stand-up.
17:44Do you?
17:44Great.
17:45But I always do solo.
17:46Thank you, Lux.
17:47Are you ready to show us?
17:49Yeah.
17:49I think so.
17:50I heard that you have a sugar daddy?
17:52A sugar daddy?
17:54Yeah, I actually do.
17:55He's really nice.
17:56I think he has a friend.
17:57He really has a thing for white girls with no rhythm.
18:00For white girls with what?
18:01No rhythm.
18:02Oh, no rhythm.
18:03Okay.
18:03I don't want to lose any of these, like, great lines you're saying.
18:06So just make sure to, like, take your time.
18:08Yes.
18:08Because that's a great punchline.
18:09Do you have no rhythm, Lucy?
18:11No.
18:13We saw you earlier, girl.
18:14I think I have rhythm.
18:15But do you really?
18:16I won in Lala Perusa, so.
18:19Oh my God.
18:21How are you making money nowadays?
18:22I mean, I don't mean to embarrass you in front of all of your fans,
18:26but...
18:28Very funny.
18:29I didn't approve of that one, Lucy.
18:30Okay.
18:30Is that okay?
18:31No, it's fine.
18:31Okay.
18:32If I gotta laugh, baby, it's gonna stay.
18:34Oh, yeah, no, girl.
18:34Of course.
18:35I hear you really have a thing for white girls with no rhythm.
18:37Again, I couldn't.
18:38I lost you on rhythm.
18:40Lux needs to work on slowing down.
18:42This is a group challenge.
18:44We either succeed together or we fail together.
18:47We're basically gonna tell, like, hookup stories that go wrong because of our drag personas.
18:51Oh, that's unique.
18:52Selena's playing koi.
18:53She's a nasty bitch.
18:54That's why I wanted to go with this direction because it's real.
18:56And, like, even if we slip up on our notes, it's not a story we can tell because it's
18:59really happened to us.
19:00Okay, good.
19:01Alright, well, let's give it a go.
19:02I was craving a little Mexican, so I found me a sickening poppy, bitch.
19:06I dimmed the lights, and I played some seductive music to set the tone.
19:10Ooh, what's your favorite song to go get freaky to?
19:12Geronimo by RuPaul.
19:14I think I'm funny, and the coaches are definitely laughing.
19:18Bitch, it is time for my winter era.
19:20Girl, right, like, this one time, right, I was at a Christmas party, and I was dressed
19:23as a pregnant Mrs. Claus with a prosthetic belly out to here.
19:27And, baby, there was this fine piece of trait eyeballing me from across the room.
19:30My phone was disconnected, so I gave him my email.
19:32I run home, and I log in, and there's an email from him.
19:36And I say, meet me in the communal laundry room downstairs.
19:38And he's already in there with his chonies down on top of the washer machine on the final cycle.
19:44That's when I realized he wants myself full.
19:50So the idea is like, I thought I was going to bottom, but he wants to be the bottom.
19:53It's taking too long to get to the punchline, but keep going.
19:55So I crawled into bed next to my boyfriend, and I whispered, ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.
19:59As if I'm going to give it to him because he left me.
20:03I'm a little nervous because I can ramble and I can talk, and I'm trying to remember, like,
20:06girl, you got this.
20:07Like, calm down, bitch.
20:08You're fine because I'm over that being in the bottom full of shit, okay?
20:12I think there's so much fat you can cut.
20:14Just take, like, what are the funniest parts, and you want to get to them sooner.
20:18Gotcha.
20:18Do you know what you're doing?
20:19Because these are your stories.
20:20You're just embellishing on them, so what you need to do tonight is work on those timings.
20:24I will stay up all night to make sure that I'm in the top, but if Selena flops, I am
20:28going to jump ship.
20:30Sorry, girl.
20:30I hope you have your floaty.
20:32I am going to make sure that I am swimming out to the shore, honey.
20:36Good luck.
20:36Thank you so much.
20:38Oh.
20:39Hi, kids.
20:40Hi.
20:41Hello.
20:41I am so excited.
20:43I was like, Marta's an Asian queen coming out.
20:44We had two, but...
20:47Luckily, I feel much better now.
20:48I got some, like, meds and pills in, so I'm good.
20:51I mean, this is RuPaul's fucking drag race, and I'm not laying down for nothing.
20:55So, Anitra, I heard about your ocular migraines.
20:58I can tell you that they're nothing to worry about.
21:00Okay.
21:00So familiar with them.
21:02Dr. Quinn medicine woman over here.
21:04I had no idea.
21:05I can't do.
21:06Let's get going.
21:07Hear what you've got.
21:08I'm going to start it off by thanking Lux and Lucy.
21:12Do you know what the direction you're going to go in is?
21:14Like, I was thinking, like, drags answer to Penn and Teller, which, you know, you want one of them mute,
21:18and the other one, I don't know.
21:19That's good.
21:20You're onto something there.
21:21And then it was going to go into Anitra's bit.
21:24When I sat down to write, the pain was so excruciating that all I could think about was my headache.
21:28Okay.
21:28So I kind of just ran with that.
21:29Okay.
21:30I'm dealing with a migraine currently, bigger than Mistress and Lux's ego combined.
21:34Yes.
21:35It's an inside joke.
21:36Are we going to get it?
21:36Right.
21:37You never want to do an inside joke that we won't get.
21:39Okay.
21:40My head is throbbing harder than Selena during Pride season.
21:46Did Selena, she...
21:50Scrapping it.
21:51Okay.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:55And then I have, but lucky for my man, my head is an absolute mess.
21:59Why is your man lucky if you can't give head?
22:01Yeah.
22:03Girl, it's not going well.
22:05Trying to figure out the headache jokes is making my headache worse.
22:08Should I scrap the headache?
22:10Maybe.
22:10When are you funniest?
22:11When do you make people laugh the most?
22:12I don't know.
22:14There are jokes in you, Anitra.
22:16Sasha can help you.
22:17You're a team.
22:17Yeah.
22:17You go down, she probably goes down.
22:19So it's important to look out for one another in this situation.
22:22So keep at it and see the bubbly side and turn it out for us tomorrow.
22:26I just want to pray that the physical is overwhelming her and she'll click in,
22:30because I don't want us to be on the bottom.
22:33I'm worried about Anitra, I do.
22:38Wow.
22:40It is elimination day and tonight we are performing our comedy set in front of the judges and a
22:47live audience.
22:51So how are we feeling?
22:53I feel good.
22:54I definitely kind of feel like I got like a little bit of a rough start.
22:58I'm feeling good today.
23:00It's pretty clear that none of the headache jokes were landing.
23:02So after the coaching session, I did take a different direction and I feel much better
23:06about it today.
23:07I'm excited to see that we are applying the critique.
23:13After a pretty rough start, I know that my shit has to be tight.
23:16And I'm just praying that Anitra's head is in the game, literally.
23:22How are you guys feeling after everything?
23:23Really good.
23:24Yeah, I'm feeling super excited.
23:26Yeah, very confident.
23:27So how are you and your partner doing, Marsha?
23:29Me and Marsha are doing really well.
23:31How are you feeling working solo?
23:33You know, part of it's just a little scary because I don't, I didn't have anybody to like
23:37work off of.
23:38Yeah.
23:39And I had to kind of, you know, come up with everything myself.
23:41Was that something that like made you nervous?
23:43I really tried to think of it like, okay, this is a blessing.
23:46This is an opportunity for me to kind of shine on my own.
23:49This is the first morning I've woken up with butterflies in there.
23:54Just because if I mess up, it's like all on me.
23:57I will admit being alone in a challenge like this, don't let it like throw you off.
24:03Girl.
24:03I feel like if you get thrown off, it's gonna be like even worse for you because you don't
24:07have someone else to pick up the slack.
24:09Exactly.
24:10It's like, oh, that's true.
24:11It's only, it's only you.
24:13Let them psyching her out.
24:15Oh, you think that's what's happening?
24:16It's me.
24:18Demo's is shady.
24:19If that's what you treat your friends like, I don't want to know about your enemies.
24:26Would you say that you get your humor because of growing up chubby?
24:29I know for me, I grew up really chubby and it's because I'm not the pretty one.
24:32You've got to entertain the kids with a little, you know, humor.
24:34I've never really let that affect me.
24:36I always just say what's on my mind is thank you.
24:39You've been doing that, girl.
24:40I think also it's different too when you're like, one and raised with a whole bunch of Latinas
24:43because you know, we like to shut up.
24:46Me and mistress vibe, like we're both thick.
24:48We're both Latina.
24:49We have similar upbringings and perspectives.
24:51So I really relate to that.
24:52You know, also too, with Latinas, it's like they also keep a lot of stuff hidden.
24:55That's like a big reason.
24:56I think why me and my family like just didn't see eye to eye.
24:59My mom, me coming out again and being a drag queen, her biggest thing was like,
25:02what are people going to think about?
25:03You're ruining the dream.
25:04Yeah.
25:04That's hard.
25:05Was there like something that prompted like, you know, like the cutoff?
25:10So from 17 up, I was already on my own.
25:13But I would always try to give my mom little ways to come back into my life.
25:16I had broke my ankle one time when I was performing at a brunch show.
25:19You were fucking too hard.
25:20My ankle like snapped, like full broke.
25:23And I go to get up and it's like a movie.
25:25Like my leg is like spaghetti.
25:27I call my mom when I'm in the emergency room.
25:29Like, hey, I broke my ankle.
25:30I need you to come like to come help get my medical thing situated.
25:34I go get my stuff.
25:34So she shows up and she goes, what the fuck are you wearing?
25:38Because I'm still in drag.
25:39So keep in mind, I'm in so much pain now.
25:41So I literally told her, girl, please leave me alone and forget I even ever reach out to you.
25:45And like after that day, I have not talked to my mom in like years.
25:49I wouldn't either.
25:50I think when I was younger and as I grew up, I kind of always pictured that when I became
25:55an adult that we would work it out.
25:57But I think that some of the things my mom has said and done are just unforgivable.
26:00So I don't think that I would ever have a relationship with her.
26:04And I think like after that day, it just helped me realize that I can't keep putting myself out there
26:10to expect something from someone who doesn't see me as a normal human being.
26:13But it was just such a learning experience.
26:16And like weirdly enough, one of like the best things to ever happen to me.
26:19Breaking my ankle really showed me so much about who I could depend on, who really matters in my life.
26:24And now if I have a bionic ankle, nothing is going to break or shatter her.
26:27I feel unstoppable at this point.
26:52What?
26:55Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
26:58My favorite straight man, Michelle Versailles.
27:01Well, you know what they say, Ru.
27:02You are what you eat.
27:07The electric, T.S. Madison.
27:10Hey, Ru, I got a joke for you.
27:11What does a nosy pepper do?
27:13I don't know. What does a nosy pepper do?
27:15It gets jalapeno business.
27:19And the hilarious Ali Wong.
27:22You look gorgeous.
27:23I can't believe you've had two kids.
27:25Well, Ru, I have to take care of myself.
27:28I'm single now, and this pussy ain't gonna eat itself.
27:32This week, we challenged our queens to make us crack a smile
27:35at the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
27:37And tonight on the runway, category is Rip Her to Shreds.
27:43Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
27:49From the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race,
27:52it's the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
27:54Please give a warm welcome to Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
28:01Oh my gosh, look at these faces.
28:05My name is Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
28:07I'm sort of a newer drag queen,
28:09so being here has felt a lot like puberty to me.
28:13You know, my body is changing.
28:16I'm discovering a lot of insecurities that I didn't know that I had.
28:19But guess what?
28:20I'm finally a B-cup!
28:24But yes, another journey that I've really been going on since I've been here
28:27is with my makeup.
28:28When I got here, we'll say I wasn't necessarily doing drag, per se.
28:33I was more enhancing my natural beauty.
28:36Yeah.
28:36And everybody at home kept telling me how pretty I was,
28:38which begs the question,
28:40where were you when you realized your entire hometown was lying to you?
28:43Yeah.
28:44I was on television.
28:46Yeah.
28:47Yeah.
28:52A round of applause for the judges.
28:54This table of icons.
28:56You may notice that Ross and Carson are not up there tonight.
28:59Unfortunately, they could not be here.
29:01They are filming Die Hard 20 down the street.
29:04Yeah, not exactly what I meant when I wanted more diversity in Hollywood,
29:06but you take what you can get.
29:08On the judges panel, we have Ursula the Sea Witch, everybody.
29:11Woo!
29:12Give it up for T.S. Madison.
29:14Your critiques have got some of these girls really nervous.
29:18And when I say these girls, I do mean myself.
29:20I am very nervous around you.
29:23And with that, I think that's my time.
29:25Y'all have an incredible audience, so welcoming,
29:27and it is part of my job as the show opener
29:30to introduce our next pair of girls.
29:32These two are some of my closest friends in the competition.
29:35So I can tell you from a really sincere place
29:37that they're both rotted garbage people.
29:41Yeah.
29:41Yeah, Lux Noir London, and Lucy LaDuca.
29:44Thank you all so much.
29:47Oh, hello!
29:49Now, first of all, give it up for Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
29:52Yes, oh my God.
29:54Wasn't that such a funny joke?
29:55Her comedy wasn't half bad either, am I right?
29:59You know, Lucy, I'm sure nobody's ever told you this,
30:01but you have really nice teeth.
30:04How do you keep them so white?
30:06I whiten them.
30:07Oh my God, I didn't think you could get any whiter.
30:10Oh, wow.
30:11Okay, here's how.
30:12This is what you do.
30:13You take the white strips, okay?
30:14Now, those pesky directions will tell you 30 minutes.
30:17Forget it.
30:18Put them on.
30:19Babe, you go to bed.
30:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
30:22Eight hours later, you're going to wake up,
30:23and your teeth are going to be white.
30:25They'll be on your pillow, but they will be white.
30:28How white do they get?
30:30Oh, girl, they get so white, they put mayonnaise on everything.
30:35Oh, honey, I bet they get so white, they say,
30:37can I speak to the manager, please?
30:39Girl, they get so white, they find my comedy funny.
30:42Huh, I know that's white.
30:48It's good.
30:48I can say when it's good.
30:52I don't like saying it, but I can say it.
30:53Now, Luxie, I don't mean to embarrass you in front of all of your fan,
30:56but I heard a nasty rumor that you might have a sugar daddy.
31:03A sugar daddy?
31:06Actually, I do.
31:07Oh, my God.
31:08He's so sweet, and I hear he has a friend.
31:10Wink, wink.
31:11Oh, sweetheart, listen, if I wanted a sugar daddy,
31:14I could probably get his number from you, right?
31:16Oh, yeah, girl, no.
31:17Of course, of course, of course.
31:18All right, listen, we got to get out of here, okay?
31:20I am late for my lobotomy.
31:23Our next duo consists of a legend, an icon,
31:26a star, a former Miss Continental,
31:29and a trailblazer in our community.
31:31And the other one is Anitra.
31:37We are the two stoned queens, you know what I mean?
31:41We're living the California dream.
31:43We're living the California sober dream, you know what I mean?
31:45Yeah.
31:46Yeah, I'm feeling like Demi Lovato up in here.
31:49Love it, love it.
31:51My name is Anitra, I'm from Sin City, Las Vegas.
31:55So that means that I have a venereal disease
31:57and I can show you a great time.
32:00And now, some canned bits.
32:04You know, sex is a misdemeanor.
32:07Oh, really?
32:08Oh, yeah.
32:09The more you miss, the meaner you get.
32:11Oh.
32:13You know what those days say?
32:14They say sex is a lot like playing bridge.
32:16What do you mean?
32:18Well, if you don't have a good partner,
32:19you better have a good hand.
32:20Ow!
32:23You know what I love more than canned bits is,
32:25you know what I love?
32:26I think I do.
32:26I think you do.
32:27I think I do.
32:27Yeah, I think you love it too.
32:28I think I do.
32:30We love some la ganja.
32:33Yes, go out mama.
32:34Mama, let's get sickening.
32:37Oh, clean.
32:42They're not getting a lot of laughs.
32:44There's some dead air in there.
32:46Don't wait.
32:46We just get such a bad rap, you know?
32:48It's like we're lazy.
32:51We're forgettable.
32:52Yeah.
32:52We get the munchies.
32:54Yeah.
32:54We're forgetful.
32:55Wait.
32:56Um, weird.
32:58You already did that.
32:58Oh, oh, right, right, right.
33:00Anyway.
33:01Wait, wait, wait.
33:01What were we talking about again?
33:03Well.
33:06I'm feeling a little bad for him at this point.
33:08God, this bit is lasting longer than Evie Adley's dick.
33:12Oh, yeah.
33:13I went there.
33:14It's like a bell.
33:14Can't unring it, all right?
33:15Let's just go for it.
33:16All right.
33:17Um, what we really want to talk about is Michelle's huge balls.
33:23Damn.
33:23Michelle DeVisage's balls are so big, she lovingly refers to them as Latrice and Eureka.
33:31But unlike Latrice and Eureka, Michelle's balls have lasted an entire season of Drag Race.
33:39Damn.
33:40Our time for you is over.
33:41Welcome to the stage, our next two divas, Selena S. Kitties and STD's Mistress Isabel Brooks.
33:48Good night.
33:49Woo.
33:51Thank you, Sasha and Isra.
33:52Who knew getting high can bring such a new low girl?
33:55These people are so beautiful.
33:58Look at all the sexy men in the audience.
34:00Ooh, you're right.
34:02Rue does look good tonight, doesn't he?
34:04Me and I, Mistress, as a juicy, thick Latina, it's hard to get a man sometimes.
34:08They can't handle all this.
34:09One time, I was at a Christmas party, and I was dressed as a pregnant Mrs. Claus.
34:13As a who?
34:14Yeah.
34:14I had this prosthetic belly.
34:16It was out to, like, here.
34:18Oh, bitch.
34:19And there was this fine piece of trade across the way.
34:21He was hairy and veiny, and he was like size, six foot five.
34:25He came over to me, right?
34:26He said, sup, I want to feel that baby from the inside.
34:32Girls, I said hit my address right.
34:34I run home.
34:35I throw my shoes off.
34:36I take my hip pads off, right?
34:37You keep the belly on, bitch.
34:39Duh.
34:39You can't get pregnant twice.
34:42So I text trade.
34:43I said, meet me in the communal laundry room downstairs, okay?
34:45I put on my chanclas.
34:47I run over.
34:47I open the door.
34:49Trade has bent over the dryer on its final spin cycle.
34:52No, ma'am.
34:53His figgy pudding just shaking in midair.
34:56Remember, he was six foot five, girl.
34:58I'm, like, trying to get in.
34:59Reach, reach, girl, reach.
35:01So I whisper in his ear, right?
35:02I'll be right back, boppy.
35:05I run upstairs.
35:06I grab my highest pair of platform stiletto heels, put them on.
35:09I kick open the door.
35:12He's vanished.
35:13It was just me, my unborn child, and a hot, steamy load of laundry.
35:18Girl, that's why I don't even entertain trade and drop.
35:21I was craving a little Mexican, so I hopped on the hookup apps to go shopping.
35:25You know, the yellow Facebook.
35:27And I found this sickening poppy girl.
35:30He was hairy, veiny, and six foot five.
35:34He sounds perfect.
35:35Girl, he was.
35:36So I start doing my normal routine before trade comes over.
35:39I dim the lights.
35:41I put on some seductive music.
35:43I like something sexy and sensual.
35:46I just knew poppy was going to make me go,
35:50Oh, I was ready to give me a piece.
35:53Okay, girl, get to the point.
35:54There's a lot of unnecessary detail that isn't really funny.
35:58I heard a knock at my door, so I run.
36:00And as soon as I opened the door, he looked even better than his picture.
36:04So I took him to the bedroom.
36:06And baby, you know I got to work.
36:08And then all of a sudden he goes,
36:09Ah, what is that?
36:10Girl, I flip on the switch.
36:12Tell me why there's a big ass rhinestone on this man's bingo.
36:17Bitch, you already know.
36:18So I take that stone from his disco stick so fast.
36:21Wait, so what happened?
36:22Girl, before I could even get back to the session, he was gone.
36:24What?
36:25Well, what about the rhinestone?
36:27Oh, girl, it's right here.
36:28Oh, what is that?
36:29Oh, hold on.
36:34Ignacio!
36:36Good night, you guys.
36:37Thank you so much.
36:38You're going to love me, audience.
36:44The world is your runway.
36:47Category is River to Shreds.
36:51Up first, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
36:55What?
36:56Did Jan win or something?
36:58Ha ha!
36:59Honey, I am limping down this runway, girl.
37:02I'm a pageant queen, and I won.
37:04And all the girls didn't think that I deserved it.
37:06So they tore apart my dress.
37:08And of course, I'm crying because this was supposed to be my moment.
37:12If I can be beautiful and in pain and funny at the same time, that's drag, mama.
37:17You know, these pageants can be so cutthroat.
37:20Lucy LaDuca.
37:22Viola Swamp really got a makeover.
37:24I am giving you Nosferatu realness, girl.
37:28I am serving a Victorian vampire queen.
37:30She's been alive hundreds and hundreds of years, and all of her clothing has been dragging
37:35through the mud, and everything is just torn and spooky, ooky, kooky.
37:40I look dead.
37:41Interview with a glam pie.
37:43I got to tell you, the dry cleaners in Transylvania are the worst.
37:48Lux Noir London.
37:50I could see her wee-wee pole.
37:52Yeah.
37:53This look was inspired by RuPaul herself.
37:56She wore this look in the 1980s.
37:58She was in a punk rock band called wee-wee pole.
38:01It's just like this shiny, kind of Liberace-Mad Max type of feel.
38:06This hair is the largest hair that I have ever worn in my entire life.
38:10Like, it's just giving.
38:11This is true supermodel vibes right now.
38:14This look is giving me deja ru.
38:15Yes.
38:17Sasha Colby.
38:19She's got great jeans.
38:20From the house of Rip Torn.
38:23Nothing gets between me and my Calvins, except all that ass.
38:28This gown is a denim dream shredded to bits, giving you early 2000s VMA.
38:36I feel like a TRL moment, honey.
38:38I feel like that total request live.
38:40I shred what I shred.
38:44Anitra, if you stay shreddy, you ain't got to get shreddy.
38:49I am giving you this shredded cat suit.
38:51My concept is a lotus shredding through the mud and coming out to blossom on top of the lake.
38:55I'm giving you hot pink underneath to represent the lotus, and I'm giving you green to represent the water and
39:00the murkiness of it.
39:01Lotus flowers can only blossom when they're in muddy or dirty waters.
39:06You kind of have to, like, go through something to come out on top and shine.
39:09Rift for her pleasure.
39:13This week, my runway is the story of a woman escaping for a better life.
39:19My mom told me how she got to America.
39:22She was 17, running, crossing the border.
39:25No one knows how hard it is and what that takes trying to get here.
39:28Baby, I got my big Latina hair.
39:30I got my covija that's shredded, honey.
39:32My runway's dedicated to every Latina mother who wanted more for their family.
39:38Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
39:40She is booked, burnt, and blessed.
39:43I didn't burn, I crystallized.
39:45It's Madonna's material girl meets Muglera meets Moschino.
39:49With just a hint of Texas drag, I look so fierce, I feel so fashionable, and the Dungeons are eating
39:54it up.
39:55Y'all see the shape, honey.
39:56Whoop, whoop.
39:58Sickening.
39:59Honey, her pussy is on broil.
40:02She's got one in the pink and two in her butthole.
40:05She's got one in the pink and two in her butthole.
40:08Welcome, queens.
40:10It's time for the judges' critiques.
40:12Starting with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
40:15So, Marsha, you had to start the show.
40:17It's a tough gig to do.
40:19You landed some laughs, but most of it kind of just started to fall flat.
40:24I think it just wasn't really funny enough.
40:26But you clearly have such a great stage presence.
40:29You just forgot to do that log line for the movie to explain why you picked Die Hard 20.
40:34Like, they could have been like, Carson and Ross are starring in Top Gun 3.
40:38Just the volleyball scene.
40:40Tonight on the runway, though, I love this look.
40:42Lucy did it not too long ago.
40:44So, if I were you, I would have been a crafty queen and thought of something else to do.
40:48When there are seven girls left, it has to be more.
40:51More, more, more.
40:53Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
40:55What I like about this look is that this is very different for you.
40:58It's creepy and Bram Stoker-y.
41:00It's just so good.
41:02In the comedy challenge, you clearly have such a strong stage presence.
41:05That was clear from the jump, and so we had a lot of high expectations, and you really rose to
41:09the challenge.
41:10It was really great.
41:11Girl, those white jokes were so funny to me, honey.
41:13I almost fell out of my skin.
41:15You did a really good job smashing me.
41:17All right, up next, Luxe Noir London.
41:20You are so funny.
41:22And, like, we had talked yesterday about, because I couldn't hear some of the words you were saying, and I
41:25could hear every word you said.
41:27You were wonderful together.
41:29I thought your timing was good.
41:30I thought you were listening to what Lucy was saying.
41:32You really did a wonderful job, Luxe.
41:35You came here to win this competition, didn't you?
41:37Absolutely.
41:37Oh, yes.
41:38I love this look.
41:39I love the way it's a homage to the mother.
41:41You get it.
41:42Let me just talk about this look.
41:43I'm going to try to talk about it without crying, okay?
41:45Because I wore this look in 1986, and it just brings back so many great memories for me, because, you
41:52know, I was this freak running around New York City.
41:55And if you would ask me if I'd be sitting in this seat hosting a television show back then, you
42:01know what my answer would have been?
42:03Yes.
42:03Yes!
42:05So, it all comes full circle.
42:09Up next, Sasha Colby.
42:10When you bent that corner, I said, baby, she tore that shit up.
42:14This is why, in the comedy challenge, I was like, girl, nah, you trying to rely on this stoner stuff,
42:21honey.
42:21Yeah, there was a lot of lulls.
42:23The pacing needed to stay up.
42:25It's really hard to make new Michelle Visage balls and dick jokes, and you made fresh ones that were really
42:30good.
42:31But that was probably, like, the peak of the performance.
42:34I just wanted more of that.
42:35And you have it in you.
42:36You're a very naturally funny queen.
42:38You Sasha Colby, girl, I want more from you.
42:42I just think for you, there were moments like I felt you were lost or scared, and I felt like
42:46Sasha was doing the heavy lifting.
42:48So, I wanted more confidence, which is weird, because when you come out here and drag, you're powerful.
42:54Michelle's absolutely right.
42:55The confidence you have on the runway, and you have so much confidence on this runway, is yours for the
43:01taking throughout your life.
43:03But I am really enjoying this look, honey.
43:06It gives me body, and I'm a body girl, and I like the way you...
43:11Yes, do that again.
43:12Ooh, let me see that.
43:13Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
43:15Up next, Selena's titty.
43:17Let's talk about the challenge.
43:20I want to give you credit, because you got to the storyline quicker.
43:24I thought it was funny.
43:25I thought the execution was good.
43:26I think you look absolutely beautiful, and I love the story that you're telling.
43:30I think I might have been even more excited about this look had it just been a dress made from
43:36that blanket, and you had really made it couture.
43:39I think that would have been something that we've truly never seen on this runway before.
43:43All right.
43:45Mistress Isabel Brooks.
43:47This look tonight, stunning.
43:49It's burnt up Marilyn Monroe.
43:51It's just fun.
43:52It's drag.
43:53I love the way that you, as a big girl, come out and serve the girls, honey, letting people know,
43:58honey, that we think girls are gorgeously burnt up, too, okay?
44:02Yes, ma'am.
44:03You also came a long way when we were doing the rehearsal.
44:05You were not interacting with Selena that much, but on the day, you guys were really bouncing off of each
44:11other.
44:11I felt like you were two preachers delivering the unholiest of sermons.
44:19Thank you, ladies.
44:20I think we've heard enough.
44:21While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
44:26All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
44:30Let's start with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
44:33Going first is not always a bad spot.
44:36Remember when Bosco opened up the show and she bodied it?
44:39So it can really be an advantage.
44:41And she did fine, but for this competition at this point, you have to do great.
44:46The thing is, she's very green when it comes to drag.
44:49And a lot of what she learned in theater school needs to be dragged up.
44:53All right, let's move on to Lucy LaDucum.
44:55In the challenge, she was kind of holding court because she's the one with the most experience in this between
44:59her and Lux.
45:00And I felt very, very comfortable and confident with her.
45:03I think they could have been tighter as a whole.
45:05Tighter as a whole.
45:06But she was very strong tonight in general.
45:08I was proud of her.
45:09Lux Noir London.
45:11Every time I see her, she always wows me.
45:14I thought she was the most improved out of the bunch from yesterday.
45:18And on the runway, that look was just smart.
45:20Not because it's kissing up to you, which, hey, I'm always here for.
45:24But also, the reimagining of this look was so well done.
45:29A very smart move.
45:30Yes.
45:30You know, let's talk about Sasha Colby.
45:33Somehow, the only joke I can remember is Michelle's balls being named Eureka and Latrice.
45:39That was the strongest one.
45:40Which is a good sign because that joke was great.
45:42But then it's kind of a bad sign because I don't really remember the rest of the set.
45:45Honey, she tears those looks up every time.
45:47Yep.
45:48But can you always rely on your looks?
45:52I don't know.
45:53Anitra.
45:53Every time she hits the runway, she kills it out here.
45:56She's got the best walk in this entire competition.
45:59And the challenge, though, she got so lost in the situation that I don't remember any funny part of her
46:06skit.
46:06The pot reference thing really threw us into a different direction.
46:10It also never went anywhere.
46:10And it never went anywhere.
46:11It didn't deliver anything.
46:13All right, let's talk about Selena.
46:14I thought she improved a great deal.
46:15When Michelle and I watched the rehearsal, we sat through, like, two presidential administrations.
46:21100%.
46:21But she really cut out a lot and got to the juicy meat of the story sooner.
46:28I could not stand the dress that she was wearing underneath that jacket.
46:33She looked like she was wrapped up in bandages.
46:35Let's move on to her scene partner, Mistress.
46:37I thought they worked very well together.
46:39I thought they lifted one another up.
46:40But the story took a little bit too long for me.
46:42And you could see her setting it up to get to the punchline at the end.
46:46You know, the real meat of that story is that she just starts giving head to a dude.
46:50And one of her rhinestones is on the tip.
46:51So she could have started the story right then and there.
46:55But she still clearly is a funny queen.
46:57She's just not quite there yet.
47:00All right.
47:00Silence.
47:01I have made my decision.
47:03Bring back my girls.
47:06Welcome back, ladies.
47:07I've made some decisions.
47:12Selena as titties and Mistress Isabel Brooks.
47:16Your hookup stories, tickled our funny bums.
47:21You are safe.
47:24You may step to the back of the stage.
47:25Thank you so much.
47:27Gracias.
47:29Lucy LaDuca and Lux Noir London.
47:33Tonight, you had the...