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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 10: The School Dance Buzzer Beater Engsub
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00:00Oh
00:30Code one security breach!
00:32Eva, what are you doing?
00:35So you might be wondering why I'm on the floor in a prom dress,
00:38getting absolutely soaked.
00:41Cue the rewind.
00:43So we missed out on a promotion because of a dodgy ref.
00:48Foul, foul.
00:50No basket.
00:52So that's why I'm going to do this.
00:56Sir, I'd like to make an official complaint about the ref
00:59from our last match.
01:00He had it in for us.
01:01And do you have proof of this?
01:03Camera footage, witness testimony, sniff of dogs?
01:06No.
01:07Phew, that's that then.
01:08End of season.
01:09Praise be.
01:10We do have one last tiresome problem
01:12before I can actually get to concentrate
01:14on something important like the school dance.
01:16We won our league and got promoted to yours.
01:20Yeah, so?
01:21So the rule states that a school can only have one team per league.
01:25You are both now in the same league,
01:28which means by the end of the week,
01:29I have to decide which team stays and which one doesn't.
01:33But what will happen to the team that doesn't get picked?
01:36Well, nothing dramatic.
01:37They'll just disband.
01:39One team is quite enough.
01:41The Vipers were here first.
01:43Cobras won their league.
01:45Oh, I have got enough torture with the school dance coming up.
01:48Maybe for once, think, how can I give back to the school
01:50instead of constantly take, take, take?
01:52I will take that, I will take that, and I will take that.
01:55Inferior boy band.
01:58The end of the Vipers.
02:01Can't wait.
02:04The Vipers could cease to exist.
02:07Hold me.
02:16OK, team talk.
02:17The ref still hasn't been brought to justice.
02:19No.
02:20But no.
02:20But no!
02:21We covered this.
02:23We can't do anything about the ref.
02:24We need to focus on getting Holt to choose us.
02:27Holt wants us to give back.
02:28So let's do something givey-back-y-y.
02:31Not technically a word, but she's got a point.
02:34Do not say fashion show.
02:37Never mind.
02:39Let's keep thinking.
02:41But making Midvale a better place is just as easy
02:45as landing this bookshop in that bin.
02:55OK, plan.
03:03Wow, Holt with some Midvale cheer to demonstrate school spirit
03:08so that he has to pick us.
03:12I know what you're up to.
03:14And it's pathetic.
03:16Oh, yeah?
03:16What plan have you got, Hatchin?
03:18To make Holt pick you?
03:19Literally nothing.
03:20Face it, your team's a joke.
03:22Oh, we're Vipers and Holt besties.
03:25Actual bomb.
03:27Well, you're right.
03:28Anyone for tennis?
03:29I've got to.
03:31And your coach doesn't have a clue about basketball.
03:34Maybe.
03:35Maybe.
03:35But even he knows the Vipers deserve to represent Midvale.
03:39Even...
03:39Hey.
03:44I bet you've already got a plan all plotted out, haven't you?
03:49Please excuse Jessica early today because she has the dentist.
03:54Oh.
03:56I don't need to do anything.
03:57You'll mess things up all by yourself.
04:00Ha!
04:01As it.
04:10School dance, Fundraiser.
04:12Enthusiasm is mandatory.
04:13Whoopie.
04:14Mm-hmm.
04:15We expected to dance.
04:18The clue is in the name.
04:20Dance.
04:21Yeah, I'm not coming.
04:22Well, I am.
04:23Just wait to see how the ladies react to my moves.
04:26Ha!
04:26Ha!
04:27Ha!
04:28Ha!
04:29Not again!
04:32You can't quit.
04:33You signed a binding contract.
04:36Rachel from the Dance Committee.
04:37Fifth person to drop out this week.
04:39Phew!
04:40Crisis averted.
04:42Yeah.
04:42Only a complete idiot would sign up to the Dance Committee.
04:47I've signed the Vipers up for Dance Committee.
04:50Give me one good reason why I should entrust this massively important fundraising event to you.
04:55Well, no-one else will touch it.
04:57Plus, it'll be a great chance to see how givvy the Vipers truly are.
05:01A failed dance equals moaning parents equals my living nightmare.
05:06Ruin this at your peril.
05:10Well, he's obviously delighted.
05:12And the Vipers will be thrilled!
05:15We've entered actual hell.
05:18There's a reason why everyone quits.
05:20It's a poison chalice.
05:21Yeah, you can never please anyone, no matter what you do.
05:24Ah-ha!
05:26That's where the clever is.
05:27Because if we pull this off, we'll be heroes.
05:30And Holt will be like,
05:31The Vipers can represent Midvale!
05:33And the Cobra's can wander into the desert for years.
05:38Wait!
05:39Cunning!
05:40So, we all have jobs.
05:42Zara, you'll be on account.
05:44Nyla, security.
05:46And Sha, decorations.
05:48And I've given myself the most importantest job of all.
05:52Maxi-normal.
05:54Creating a killer dance launch!
05:56I remember my first school dance.
06:01My amazing dress.
06:03Alan Costello in a talks.
06:06Good times.
06:08What's up with Jim?
06:12Existential crisis.
06:14Nothing a bit of Wales song won't sort.
06:17Ah, Mum's signature carrot cake.
06:20Especially for the tired dance helpers.
06:23Beavering away upstairs.
06:24Yeah, we're not going or helping,
06:27but I'll have two slices.
06:28Ah, hang on.
06:30You mean you're not going?
06:32Something to reveal after we've got the cake.
06:34I'm going.
06:35Not only should you be going,
06:37you should be helpful and do a job.
06:41She's got a point.
06:44If we were busy, they wouldn't expect us to dance.
06:47Yeah, but busy doing what?
06:50What's she got?
06:51Kill the music, DJ.
06:56That's it.
06:57We'll be DJs.
06:59Yes.
07:00That is an awesome idea.
07:02Oh, there's a lot more to it than cool threads
07:04and saying wicked, wicked, wicked a lot.
07:06You need an image.
07:07We'll put our own spin on it.
07:10Get it?
07:12Never mind.
07:13Come on.
07:21So much for a killer dance launch.
07:26And who's been Bill Dan?
07:28It's dance.
07:29We just couldn't afford a CRE.
07:31How am I going to put this launch into my design portfolio?
07:34Oh, this could ruin my CRE.
07:37Well, look at the bright side.
07:40There are no security issues.
07:41Yeah, because nobody's here.
07:44What's the point?
07:46Where is everyone?
07:51We plant this tree in memory of the school cat, Jasper.
07:55Jasper?
07:56It's dead.
07:57I only just petted him this morning.
08:00That's because he's alive.
08:02He got adopted by Miss Dobbins two roads over.
08:05Aoife, will you please show some respect?
08:07I'd like to thank the Cobras for giving back to the school.
08:11A lovely idea from a wonderful team.
08:13There's a full buffet inside.
08:15All welcome.
08:20I'd have thought you'd be too busy organising the dance to Gatecrash a memorial.
08:24Not a good start.
08:27Thought you had nothing planned.
08:29Just a small gesture to remind Holt how selfless we are.
08:33How did the launch go?
08:35Oh, dear.
08:36Never mind.
08:38If it's giving back Holt once, then we're going to give back even harder.
08:49What have you got on netball?
08:51I mean, three on three.
08:56Dum Dum's Guide to Three on Three.
08:58No.
08:59Dum Dum's Guide to Basketball.
09:04Dum Dum's Guide to Sports That Aren't Football.
09:07That's the one.
09:12OK, so we know Holt is literally impossible to please,
09:17but he still loves the world's most environmentally conscious boy band,
09:21Boyosphere.
09:22So, I'll book a trip, you act.
09:26But we still don't have a theme.
09:28I need inspo stamped.
09:30You know, I still have the dress I wore for my first dance.
09:34You could wear it if you want.
09:37No, thanks.
09:37We're just going to keep it more casual.
09:39It's not casual.
09:42It's a memory I'll treasure as your mum,
09:45seeing you becoming a beautiful young lady.
09:48Oh.
09:52Please, not the blubbin.
09:56But I get it.
09:58It's OK.
09:59Yeah, it's fine.
10:00It's fine.
10:01You don't have to wear my special dress.
10:04It doesn't matter.
10:06Oh.
10:08Mum, of course.
10:09I'd love to wear your...
10:14special dress.
10:18Oh, my eyes.
10:20Yes!
10:20I'll get my make-up case.
10:22A vintage prom theme.
10:24Girls in sophisticated dresses and boys in tuxes.
10:28Sophisticated.
10:29Looks like a birthday cake.
10:30I vote vintage prom theme.
10:32I just want to see you for in that dress.
10:33Second.
10:33Third.
10:34Fine.
10:35But I'm changing right before I go in.
10:37She'll never know.
10:38Best idea.
10:39I'm going to volunteer to chaperone at the dance.
10:42And I can see you in it all night.
10:45Oh.
10:52I apologise for what's about to happen.
10:55Yo, it's the Renlegate Clankster.
10:58And the Connoisseur.
11:01Super cool DJs here to save the dance and waka waka waka wow mix it up.
11:07Banned in.
11:09DJs.
11:09Out.
11:14If we're not DJs, then we're not going.
11:16Are you going to tell my mum that?
11:18Does it look like I have a death wish?
11:20Exactly.
11:20So we have to go.
11:23But everyone will be watching us.
11:24Nah.
11:25They'll be focusing on my moves.
11:29Yawn.
11:30Could you give us some lessons?
11:33Well, I've got Ashley Banjo later, but I think I should be able to squeeze you in.
11:44Do we actually think he can dance?
12:04Any questions?
12:05Er, yes.
12:07Have you ever actually seen yourself dancing?
12:11Yeah, that's what a bus moves.
12:13Don't say bus moves, bro.
12:15Listen, you want to bus the dance?
12:17I just gave you the how-to.
12:20Oh.
12:23Ashley, gotta bounce.
12:25Oh.
12:27This is not good.
12:29I know.
12:30He is genuinely deluded.
12:32No, I mean...
12:34Who's going to teach us to dance now?
12:36We're doomed!
12:40I'm about to seal the deal for the Vipers to represent Midvale.
12:46See you later.
12:53Hello!
12:54Yes, I'd like to book one of your big tribute acts for our excellent school dance.
13:02Yes.
13:04I'll hold.
13:06The dance will suck.
13:08Oh, we'll pick the Cobras and it's bye-bye Vipies.
13:11Yeah, I'd like to book boys...
13:16What, the actual?
13:20No basket.
13:22What?
13:22Time was up.
13:23Basket doesn't count.
13:27The ref!
13:29It's with Jessica!
13:36I'm nearly sure it was him.
13:37The ref dropped Jessica off at school.
13:39Love this again.
13:40How would they even know each other?
13:42You could be hallucinating.
13:43I mean, at some point today, you thought those ribbons were a good look.
13:49Yikes!
13:50Being nearly sure about the ref is not enough, so we need to focus on the dance.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Let's crush her with dance.
13:57Activate.
13:58Speech mode.
13:59Print more posters.
14:00Order more sausage rolls.
14:01I'm environmentally friendly paper streamers.
14:04We are going to be the team that reps Midvale.
14:07Whoo!
14:09I know.
14:14Tickets for the dance!
14:20Why can't everybody just dance as bad as us?
14:23Or as good as me.
14:24Bro, nobody dances like you.
14:27I know.
14:30If everyone danced like him, then we wouldn't have to worry.
14:34What if we make them dance like Ben?
14:39I inputted your excellent moves and...
14:43I'll add a few details to keep you anonymous.
14:47Immortalised in a mib? About time.
14:50How do we make that cool?
14:51By doing nothing.
14:53Kids these days don't know what's cool until it goes viral.
14:56Now we just create Mystique with a cool name.
14:59So did anyone find out who he is?
15:02Who?
15:04Midvale Dan.
15:07Midvale Dan. Perfect.
15:09Now we just post it and let social media hysteria do the rest.
15:14Oh, you just stepped in the danger zone.
15:18Man, you should've slept, should've stayed at home.
15:21What are we gonna do?
15:22We're gonna break that heat.
15:23They better tell the competition they better not sleep.
15:26What are we gonna do?
15:27We're gonna break that heat.
15:45I know...
15:47I know...
15:47Three on three.
15:50Show me.
15:58Well
16:00You lost marks for saying that the three-second room is when you drop food on the kitchen floor
16:05What?
16:08Yes! That's a slam duke!
16:16Fire!
16:17Killer!
16:18Slay!
16:23Not a word
16:27Girl of the bull
16:30If Holt picks us, then looking like a birthday cake will totally be worth it
16:34Okay, so let's get this party started
16:38In three
16:40Two
16:41One
16:45You look great
16:49What are they wearing?
16:51That's not the theme! It's that stupid dance meme!
16:56Oh, Connor!
17:05Mission success! Mid-Bail Down has penetrated the school psyche! We are legit influencers now!
17:12Awesome! But when are we gonna tell everyone that they're my moves?
17:15The right moment will present itself
17:18And then we soak up all the fame!
17:25There she is!
17:27Barely keeping it together
17:31Half the school is dressed like some lame meme
17:33Actually, I have everything under control
17:37The cute animal society brought a donkey! Now they want carrots!
17:43I came prepared!
17:45I came prepared!
17:46I came prepared!
17:47The sausage rolls! I accidentally ordered!
17:50Vegan!
17:51Supply extra condiments! No one will notice!
17:54Roger!
17:57Copy that
17:57Copy that
17:59There's a security breach on the west side
18:01The kid's trying to get him for free
18:04Lock and load
18:07Well, this is all surprisingly not terrible
18:10Well, this is all surprisingly not terrible
18:11Sausage rolls are good
18:12I think you'll like this next surprise, sir
18:14Just for you!
18:17Boyosphere are heading to the stage!
18:18Wait, really?
18:20Wait, really?
18:20An evening with Boyosphere?
18:22Actual OMG?
18:24HELLO ME FAIL!
18:28What the...
18:30Strange!
18:32When did Boyosphere go all death metal?
18:35They didn't
18:36Welcome to hell!
18:46So it turns out, whilst I was being distracted by Jessica
18:51I'd like to book Boyosphere
18:53What the actual?
18:55Instead of booking Boyosphere, I actually booked Boyosphere
19:01But I've had a mature chat with the band
19:04Please!
19:06Just play some Boyosphere
19:09Please?
19:12Please?
19:13I've been hiding here ever since!
19:15I'm too afraid to look!
19:18We've been looking for you!
19:19Yeah!
19:20What's up?
19:21Isn't it obvious?
19:22No way Hull chews us now!
19:24It's a mess!
19:26No!
19:27It's going good!
19:28Come and see!
19:31Hull totally adored the band
19:33They're best buddies now!
19:36Turns out, they're actually pretty good at playing Boyosphere
19:39I absolutely loved your version of solar-panelled heart
19:43Aww!
19:44It's a total success!
19:46Go Vipers!
19:48This goes well for the Vipers rep in Midvale
19:53This is amazing!
19:57The Vipers are about to finish another school year on a total high
20:02The Vipers
20:03Wait a minute
20:03That's him!
20:05That's that ref!
20:08Never gonna stop
20:09Cause we never get enough
20:11Just learn till we're out of time
20:13And when we get to the end
20:15We'll do it again
20:17Tonight it's when we get to the end
20:19Oh!
20:21Code 1 security breach!
20:23Rupert!
20:24What are you doing?
20:25Urgh!
20:27And that's where we came in
20:30Tell me you saw that guy just there
20:32No
20:33Oh, unless you mean Jessica's uncle
20:36Yeah
20:37He just dropped off her phone
20:38She forgot it
20:39Wait, that's Jessica's uncle?
20:40Yeah
20:41Well, you've probably seen him before
20:42He refs basketball too?
20:44What?
20:45What? So I was right. The ref is Jessica's uncle. That's why we lost our last game. The Cobra's cheated,
20:53and I want everyone to know.
20:57Good evening, students. First, I'd like to thank you all for coming. After a lot of effort from the Vipers,
21:04and a very pleasant evening, big shout-out to Boys of Fear.
21:13Vipers! Shh. He's about to announce who reps Midvale and who ceases to exist.
21:19I literally can't handle the tension. Please be us. I've just discovered Jessica's uncle is the ref. She cheated.
21:26What? Seriously? I'm telling Holt. Now. What? No, no. Holt hates when you do things like this. Don't rock the
21:36bones. Hold her!
21:39Okay, so time for a big recap. It all started when the Cobras were like,
21:43Midvale Cobras will easily get promoted to lead two. Then, we're coming for you Vipers.
21:48They played really well all season. We won our lead yesterday.
21:52So? We're going to announce two. But we didn't.
21:55Time was up. Basket doesn't count. We were robbed by a dodgy ref. But it was just before the buzzer.
22:02Final decision. Now we're both in the same league. Holt has a big decision to make.
22:07A school can only have one team per league.
22:10And it's not looking good for the Vipers.
22:12The end of the Vipers.
22:13Friends, all Jessica's fault. Can't wait.
22:17The Vipers could cease to exist.
22:19It's just not right. Justice must be done.
22:21That's why I'm going to do this.
22:23I have decided that the team to represent Midvale is...
22:28Wait!
22:30Oh, what now?
22:31Jessica got the ref to cheat.
22:33Oh, for the love of... Why on earth would he agree to that?
22:38Because he's her uncle.
22:41Is this true?
22:43Is Aoife right about something?
22:46So what if she is? You know how annoying the Vipers are.
22:49I mean, that is true.
22:53We're the better team anyway.
22:56The Vipers are done.
22:59We're besties.
23:00We're never done.
23:02It's not all about being besties.
23:04Just because all you have is clones.
23:07It's about winning.
23:09And we did.
23:10True. Cobras are better.
23:11But you also cheated.
23:12So, I'm picking...
23:13You think they're better than us?
23:15Does it matter?
23:16Of course it matters.
23:17Right.
23:18We'll prove that, unlike Cobras, we're besties.
23:20And we're the best.
23:22Match.
23:23Winner represents Midvale.
23:24Right here.
23:26Right now.
23:27It's a dance.
23:29It's a court.
23:31Are you actually that stupid, Mipha?
23:33We'll win.
23:34Let's see then.
23:36Winner represents Midvale.
23:37Agreed.
23:38But you have to wait until I finish my speech.
23:42And that is the end of my speech.
23:45Game on.
24:01Wait, who's going to rest?
24:03We need someone who's fair.
24:04Me!
24:05I'll do it.
24:07Hand me that whistle.
24:09You know three by three.
24:14That's one minute.
24:21Let's get some pass and move, Gory.
24:23Nyla, set a ball screen for Aoife for an easy first bucket.
24:27And watch Clone 3.
24:30She's a lefty.
24:32Right.
24:32Time to serve justice with a side help and a viper venom.
24:37I had that line prepared.
24:39Hands in for the last time this season.
24:41Maybe last time forced up.
24:45No, viper's forever.
24:47We got this.
24:48One, two, three, my foos!
25:11I'm going to enjoy ending you vipers, and I'm going to enjoy ending that smug look on your face.
25:16Ball's line.
25:20Ball's line!
25:23Yeah!
25:25Two!
25:47Let's do it.
25:54We need this.
25:56The next point wins.
25:59Try the hook shot.
26:21Let justice be served.
26:23Has that line prepared too?
26:24I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,
26:32I said, I said, I said.
26:42Come on.
26:44Welcome to the stage.
26:45Mid-Mail Dance, a.k.a.
26:47Ben.
26:48Come on.
26:56Come on, Jess, join in!
27:11The Vibers have won and the dancers are hit
27:14and I'm on top of the world!
27:24цвет youranz a cute little
27:31blue, blue, plunged
27:35hey
27:35what
27:35what
27:35not
27:36home
27:36room
27:36day
27:37dinner
27:38Fort
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