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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 05: The Get Cheering Defence Engsub
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00:00Music
00:14Music
00:14Music
00:19Music
00:20Music
00:21Music
00:21Music
00:25Music
00:26Music
00:26So I know what you thinking
00:28Give me a why
00:29Yamaha rolling in a bin with some pom-poms
00:33Oof
00:35Go
00:36Rewind
00:41Mom
00:41Where are my basketball boots?
00:43Outside in a bucket of water
00:45You stepped in something
00:51Ugh
00:53Think it's time for a new pair
00:55And that's gonna cost about a bazillion quid
00:58Yes, another installment of Delma Pay
01:02Cha-ching
01:02It's Delma Pay Day
01:04Every month since we were little
01:06Our rich Auntie Fidelma sends us a hundred quid
01:08Connor uses his for...
01:10Hello Investment Club
01:11How's the market doing today?
01:13And mine's supposed to be for cheerleading classes
01:16Oh, slight detail
01:18I never really took to cheerlead him
01:19Pretty much ever
01:25Auntie Fidelma literally never comes to visit
01:27Well, it's fine
01:30Auntie Fidelma is coming to visit
01:32Uh oh
01:33I need to get the place spotless
01:35You just cleaned
01:37You're right
01:38This is how she gets me
01:39This time
01:41I'll meet her snipey meanness
01:43With
01:46Zen-like
01:47Car
01:51I know
01:52Rather than retidying the whole house
01:54We could just pretend that we've been abducted by aliens
01:57I've been telling you for years to come clean about the cheerleading
02:01Haha, you're toast
02:04I'm not worried
02:05She'll be too busy to come watch me cheer
02:08Can't wait to watch Aoife cheer
02:13I'll just...
02:14Explain that I'm a basketball player
02:16She'll understand
02:17Yeah
02:18Although
02:19She'll probably expect you to repay all the money
02:22I wouldn't put it past the...
02:26Lovely
02:27Kind
02:28Person
02:30She's hardly kept track of exactly how much she sent
02:34Excited to see how Aoife has used my 6,840 pounds
02:42Oh
02:46Cheerleading?
02:47Oh yes
02:48I dabbled when I was little
02:49You still are little
02:50And perfectly formed?
02:52Yes
02:52So, can you teach me?
02:53Sorry, it was between that and majorettes
02:56I went with majorettes
02:57Aren't they the same thing?
02:59They're quite different disciplines actually
03:01Cheerleading combines dance and acrobat
03:04Stop!
03:04I don't have time for an essay on the differences between cheering and majoretting
03:08Is this gonna be a thing?
03:10Because we have a big match coming up?
03:17It's so not gonna be a thing!
03:18I just need a cheer teacher
03:20I'm pronto!
03:22You know, I heard a rumour once that one of the teachers was a champion cheerleader
03:25Who?
03:26Is it the librarian, Miss Shushi?
03:30No
03:31It can't be Jim
03:32Although, he does play the spoons
03:38No!
03:38Is it Sergio, the surprisingly agile caretaker?
03:42You know, the one with all the dance trophies?
03:47I don't know who it was, it was just a rumour
03:48What?
03:50What?
03:50Yeah?
03:51There is an old cheerleading costume on display in the theatre department
03:54To the theatre department!
04:04Wow!
04:07Whoa!
04:09An old photo!
04:11Must be a clue!
04:14Wait...
04:14Is that...
04:18You!
04:19We're a high school cheerleading champ!
04:22That's ridiculous!
04:23Who told you that?
04:24A little birdie
04:25Oh!
04:26That little bird is barking up the wrong tree
04:29Or tweeting from there
04:31Just...
04:31Or generally being annoying
04:32Look!
04:34It's the same face though!
04:35Slightly clenched and squeezed
04:47Somehow I knew this day would come
04:50I am that cheerleading champ
04:54Kinda weird
04:56But also helpful
05:01And we're back to weird
05:03Again
05:04What a time that was
05:06The peak of physical performance
05:08The respect of everyone around me
05:10Except for you
05:12Isn't that right?
05:13Mummy
05:14Even Supreme Excellence wasn't good enough for you
05:18Pointless!
05:18That was the word she liked to use
05:21This might take a while
05:23Countless medals and trophies
05:24But she was never happy
05:25I remember once back in 89
05:27We were...
05:28Great story!
05:29But I'm kinda pressed for time
05:30And I need to learn how to cheer immediately
05:33Can you help?
05:34I just don't think I could jiggle a pom-pom again
05:39Too painful
05:41Okay
05:42Bye!
05:43Hang on, is that it?
05:44Aren't you going to beg for my help?
05:46I was a national champion, you know
05:49Okay
05:51Please!
05:52Please!
05:54Please!
05:54Well, if you're gonna be that insistent about it then
05:58Yes, okay
05:59Yes!
06:00Thank you!
06:01You've currently saved my bacon
06:02Which is currently valued
06:04At £6,840
06:09But if we do this
06:10We have to take it the whole way
06:12You must be prepared for that
06:14Right!
06:14I am
06:15When do we start?
06:17We have already begun!
06:21Wanderers are playing rovers later in the semis
06:23Who's going?
06:24Not me
06:24Skin
06:26Yeah, me too
06:27But it's cool
06:27I've got a plan
06:29Oh, it's not your tunneling under the turnstiles plan again, is it?
06:32No
06:32That was a stupid idea
06:34I'm gonna pole vault over the wall
06:36You in?
06:37Er, yeah, sure
06:39Pole vaults don't give me nightmares at all
06:41Yeah!
06:45Er, Connor?
06:47Whilst I'm like nothing better than to watch you both pole vault over the wall
06:51Into a crowd of baying football fans, I can't
06:55My rich auntie Videl is coming to visit
06:57Rich?
06:58How rich?
06:59Loaded
07:00Minted
07:00Blinked
07:01All of the above
07:02Oh, sounds like someone we should chill with
07:04You know, get a few pointers
07:05Agreed
07:06Make the arrangement
07:07She is a high-powered business tycoon
07:10She doesn't have time to powwow with random teenage boys
07:13Just a nephew
07:16We're going
07:16We can pole vault into his garden after the match
07:20I'll just use the front door
07:22Oh, yeah!
07:31Right, have you de-boogered?
07:32Er, the caves are bat free
07:34And my tribal drums?
07:35Er, fully dusted
07:36Isn't this all a bit extra?
07:38Wouldn't Videlma just be happy to see her family?
07:42Looking sharp, Breed
07:43Why, thank you, Bear
07:44Er, what are you two doing here?
07:46I thought you were pole vaulting
07:47Er, plan didn't work out
07:50Yeah
07:51So we came to see the rich auntie instead
07:53Er, where's the limo?
07:54And does it have a jacuzzi?
07:56Because I've bought my trunks
07:57Connor, what have you been saying?
07:59Videlma's not that rich
08:08Love and light
08:09Love and light
08:10Love and light
08:11Come on, Mum, she can't be that bad
08:16Ciao, familia
08:18Business class was torture
08:20But I made it
08:23And look at you, Connor
08:27You brought a little welcome party
08:29Hanty for Delma
08:30Yes, this is Ben and Clangor
08:33Two strapping lads
08:35My luggage is in the boot
08:37Mine the handles
08:38They're embossed
08:39Put them in by my serenity table
08:42Serenity table
08:43You're still into all that woo-woo
08:46Brilliant
08:47And the place is looking great
08:49Thanks, we like it
08:52At the end of the day
08:53You've just got to ask yourself
08:55Is it liveable?
09:02Which is equally fascinating
09:04And then of course we move into the Princeton era
09:06Which we shall delve into in our next session
09:10Fascinating
09:11So now I move on to the action-y bit
09:13First, I have unearthed my cherished cheer bible
09:17To help you on your journey
09:18I've also included a potentially controversial section
09:21On the use of jazz hands
09:23Something to digest
09:25This is great
09:26But when do we actually, you know, cheer?
09:31I didn't stay up till 4am dusting this thing off
09:33So you can just come in here and prance around the place
09:36Silly me, why would I expect a cheer in a cheering lesson?
09:39Thus, we must crawl
09:42Then walk
09:43Then run
09:44Then jump
09:45Onto the top of a human pyramid
09:47That is the only true pathway to elite cheering
09:51Isn't there like one or two things you could show me right now?
09:55Something that might make it look like I've been cheering for seven years?
10:01The bible
10:05I mean, who wants to sit on a beach in Spain all day?
10:10I was bored
10:11But, thanks to my new business
10:15Dig it donuts
10:17Tagline, donuts you dig
10:19Genius
10:20And what happens then?
10:23What happens when?
10:24After you dig them
10:26They sprout into more donuts or something
10:29Dig it donuts
10:32Didn't I have the idea when we were younger?
10:34Gosh, I can't recall
10:36Did you do a business plan for it?
10:40No
10:40Yes
10:41Business is about hard work, Braid
10:44Of course, you need some luck
10:47And the secret ingredient
10:49Is it...
10:52Cinnamon?
10:54No
10:56It's the art of the business bluff
11:00Never giving anything away
11:01Yeah
11:02That's what I thought
11:04Bluffing, isn't that just being dishonest?
11:07Who cares? Teach us
11:09Yeah, we want to be loaded too
11:11No, no, no
11:12But I'm sure Fadama is far too busy
11:15I see a lot of potential here
11:17I already know that Connor is so brains a lot
11:20Ben
11:22You've got the gift of the gab
11:25And...
11:27Clangor
11:27Oh, you
11:32Seem...
11:33Like a lovely fella too
11:36So why don't we start you all tomorrow after school?
11:39Hmm?
11:40Yes, let the cashola
11:42Roller
11:51Finally
11:52We've been waiting to shoot hoops
11:54Yeah, we have a big match, remember?
11:56We need to win to make it back into the top three
11:58I can't
11:59I have to study this
12:00Study for what?
12:02Yeah
12:03Thought you were supposed to be cheerleading
12:05I know, but Holt's giving me this big boring manual instead
12:09Seriously?
12:10How does that help?
12:11It doesn't, it's totally pointless
12:14Bennett
12:16Just find a costume and walk around in it
12:18That's all your auntie really needs to see
12:20I probably have an old one you can borrow
12:22Yes
12:24Outstanding idea
12:27This'll be a breeze
12:32Pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless
12:43It's Charlotte's old costume
12:45From when she was ten
12:48Eva!
12:49Love the outfit
12:51Why are you wearing a t-shirt over it?
12:54Is it a bit snug?
12:56It's the one I had when I first started
12:58I can't bear to change it
13:01Fab
13:02Now show me all your trophies
13:04How many has your team won?
13:06Er, you see
13:09The truth is
13:10Tell me I have at least one trophy to show for my £6,840
13:17Or I'll be looking for it back
13:22The truth is I don't have a team
13:24What?
13:26The school don't do cheerleading, so
13:30Er, I practice by myself
13:32In the school gym
13:34The dedication
13:36You are my best investment
13:40Can I see?
13:42Er, no, no
13:43I'm not going today
13:45Why the outfit then?
13:47I wear it all the time
13:49I love it so much
13:51Oh my heart
13:55Adorable
13:57That's...
13:57Me!
14:05Move away please, company car
14:08Lads, if you want the perks of being rich
14:11You've got to put the graft in
14:13That's why we want to reach out and tell you about our new pineapple rental company
14:17Now make sure you stuff the pamphlet right into the letterbox
14:22This doesn't feel very corporate-y
14:26Yeah, don't we at least get suits?
14:29Listen lads, this is how all the great entrepreneurs got started
14:34I still do it to keep myself grounded
14:38Do you know who I often meet when I'm out there?
14:40The postman?
14:42Lord Alan Sugar, star of The Apprentice
14:46Brings him back to his roots, he loves it
14:48Now off you go, and if you do see Lord Alan out there
14:52Don't mention that the show is getting tired
14:57He hates that
15:01There she is
15:03And still in the outfit
15:05It's like a second skin
15:07A very scratchy skin
15:09You know, I always thought that you'd give up after one lesson
15:12Never!
15:14It was two lessons
15:16Amazing!
15:17And I cannot wait to see you perform at the chair meet tomorrow
15:20Er, what now?
15:23I had a little chat with your headmaster while I was waiting on the lads
15:26Mr Holt?
15:27I had a word with him about promoting cheerleading
15:30I mean, no team
15:33The school is not doing enough to support you
15:36Really? What did he say?
15:38He was very apologetic
15:40He suggested that he invite some other schools to give a chair demo tomorrow and that you take part
15:47Oh, there he is now
15:48Yoo-hoo!
15:53Bit constipated looking, but nice
15:56Disaster!
16:00A cheer meet tomorrow
16:02Awesome!
16:03Can we come?
16:05Er, no, we have a match
16:06Er, sorry Aoife, we're busy
16:09So is she, with us
16:11Aoife, we need you there
16:13Don't worry, it's okay
16:15No need at all to completely panic
16:19I'm so not in denial
16:20But they're on at the same time
16:22I can do both
16:24I have to do both
16:25Because if I don't, then I've got to somehow return 6,840 quid of Delma pay
16:31But you don't even know how to cheer, what are you thinking?
16:35I literally don't even know
16:37Which means it's time for a rewind
16:41So I started off like, ooh, Auntie for Delma's coming to visit
16:45I'll just learn how to cheer or have to pay back a lot of cash
16:496,840 pounds
16:54And then Hope was like, respect the bible thingy
16:57And then Nyla was like, just find a costume and walk around in it
17:01And then Hope was like, I'm dressed, mummy issues
17:04And then Auntie for Delma was like, I cannot wait to see you perform at the chair meet tomorrow
17:09Yay!
17:09But now the Vipers were like, we have a match at the same time
17:13What are you thinking?
17:15Because I'm totally stuck
17:17Which is why I'm going to do this
17:19I'm going to do this
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:27What?
17:30What?
17:47Ah, Aoife, what could your visit possibly be about?
17:53Grovel mode activated.
17:55Sir, I apologize for throwing this informative manual...
18:00Bible?
18:00Bible, into the bin.
18:02And for disrespecting the noble arts of cheerleading.
18:06It's just, I've been in this scratchy costume for days now,
18:10and I've just waded through bin juice.
18:13So please, can you teach me to cheer?
18:20I can see that you have been entirely strict of your dignity.
18:24Now, and only now, are you truly ready to learn.
18:29Rise.
18:32One, two, nine, ten.
18:34Yes, yes, yes.
18:35Again.
18:37Yes, sort of like that, but good.
18:40Position two.
18:41Position three.
18:42Position nine.
18:43Position four.
18:44Two, nine, four, eight, two.
18:46Yes, you're getting confused.
18:48Again.
18:48Again.
18:49Yes, I like that.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:51Good.
18:52No.
18:53Don't do that.
18:54I don't like that.
18:54Yes.
18:55Good.
18:56Yes.
18:56But less like a woodland animal.
18:58And again.
18:59And again.
19:00Yes.
19:01Yes.
19:01Exactly.
19:02No.
19:03No.
19:03Again.
19:04Sorry.
19:08Thank you very much for giving me sliver.
19:10No.
19:10Listen.
19:11I want to talk to you about donuts.
19:13Give up your life, don't.
19:24Right, get up.
19:26That's it.
19:27Really?
19:28You think I'm ready?
19:30Much as I would like to be disappointed, your tuck jump rocks and your facials sell it, girl.
19:38Keep it simple.
19:39There's a reasonable chance you won't make a fool of yourself.
19:42Cool.
19:50My serenity table.
19:52Well, you weren't using it for anything important, were you?
19:55I could murder a cappuccino, by the way.
20:01Oh, is it raining?
20:09Yeah.
20:10It's raining water.
20:11Do you know what it's not raining with?
20:12Money.
20:13Three days now.
20:15And all we've got is blisters.
20:17I had seven.
20:18Which I had to burst.
20:26Character building stuff?
20:28Oh, great.
20:29Well, when's the bank balance building stuff?
20:31Oh, I have to take this.
20:33Oh, I have to take this.
20:40Cappuccino.
20:42Oh, you're soaked.
20:44Yeah, nothing to show for it.
20:46We've been scammed.
20:47You need to circle back and unionize.
20:49You mean she hasn't paid you yet.
20:51I mean, at least we're getting free doughnuts.
20:53Oh, lads.
20:54I forgot to mention that you owe me for three boxes of doughnuts.
20:58But don't worry.
20:59I'll take it out of your pay when you hit your target.
21:03Oh, that's a cappuccino.
21:05I asked for a latte.
21:07I'll be through there.
21:10Right.
21:10That's it.
21:11I've officially lost it.
21:13Wait.
21:13I'm sure there's a way that you can stay zen and we can get paid.
21:17How?
21:17I find plain old blackmail always tends to do the job.
21:21Quick, let's get him sitting down.
21:23This is bad.
21:24I think he's going under.
21:26Why is it so dark?
21:29Mummy!
21:30What's going on?
21:31His blisters have gone septic.
21:34Oh, he's burning up.
21:37Is the ambulance on its way?
21:38Just calling them now.
21:39Yes, ambulance, please.
21:41This could be lethal.
21:43Thank goodness you have insurance.
21:45You do have insurance for hiring minors.
21:47Of course she does, Mum.
21:49She wouldn't support child labour.
21:52Yeah, that would ruin her business.
21:54Well, only if we told everyone about it.
22:12He seems to be feeling better now.
22:15I always feel better after I get paid.
22:19At least my niece is trustworthy.
22:24The game starts soon.
22:26Yeah, and we need this win, so your plan better work.
22:29Don't worry.
22:30I've got everything figured out.
22:32Kinda.
22:34The game starts in two minutes.
22:36There you are.
22:37You better hurry up.
22:38You're on in ten minutes.
22:40Okay.
22:41Um, I'm just gonna go warm up.
22:44Um, I'm just gonna go warm up.
23:17Where were you?
23:19Just warming up. I'm ready now.
23:22Relax, they're behind.
23:24Some girl just dislocated her shoulder doing a backflip.
23:27Take five.
23:28OK.
23:39Yes!
23:40Zara, sub off!
23:44Nash, what are you, perhaps?
23:48Yes, he's back!
23:49Zara.
23:50You can't go now. The game's too close.
23:52I'll be back. I promise.
24:00What's with the headband?
24:03Nothing. Can I cheer now?
24:05Not yet. They're just popping the shoulder back in.
24:09Yeah!
24:11Ew.
24:29Zara's the boss!
24:32Yes!
24:40You've missed your slot.
24:43OK, so this is awkward.
24:46You know how much I love cheering?
24:49Yes.
24:50Well, I also love basketball, too.
24:54Grand.
24:55I see what's happening here.
24:57You do?
24:58Yes.
24:59You don't want to let your team down.
25:01I admire that.
25:04Yeah.
25:04That's right.
25:06Phew.
25:07I'd still love to see you cheer, though.
25:10Do the routine now.
25:12Heh.
25:13Right now.
25:15Here.
25:16Yeah?
25:17Come on.
25:18For me?
25:19Time for you to seize your moment.
25:22Wait.
25:23Holt actually believes in me.
25:25Maybe I can do this.
25:27I can be the best cheerer ever.
25:28Let's go.
25:34Whoo!
25:39Beef!
25:43Ooh, beimck!
25:45Ooh!
25:46Oh!
25:46Come on!
25:47Ooh!
25:50Ooh!
25:52Can I see you?
25:54Let's go.
26:31Just flew too close to the sun.
26:34I killed it, right?
26:40Yeah, so I've never actually ever cheered in my life.
26:45At all. Ever.
26:48Wow. Really?
26:50Exactly. So now that Aoife has told the truth, Connor...
26:57We sorry for slightly blackmailing you.
27:00On the upside, I think I've mastered the art of the business bluff.
27:06Well, this has been a fun visit, but I need to get going.
27:11I have to return the car to the rental company.
27:15I really am sorry, you know.
27:18Apology accepted.
27:19By any chance is my sorriness worth £6,840?
27:22Not a chance.
27:24But I will accept instalments of five quid a week.
27:29But I'll probably be paying that till I'm, like, 40.
27:3243.
27:35Oh!
27:37Oh!
27:38Oh!
27:39Give aή.
27:54Good luck.
27:56Bye-bye.
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